The Fall Of RuneScape's First Cult - The Order of Cabbage
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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The Order Of Cabbage was RuneScape's first and largest cult. At their peak they had hundreds of members and the love and support of Jagex staff. However, they completely vanished soon after. Today we discuss why.
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I fucking lost it at the Potato cult and Onion Cult joining forces. WTF is this game
Just childish memories. Now its grind in osrs and p2w in rs3
@@japonieczpolski2903 shame, the last big dumb community thing i remember was cr1tikal and his monkey nut collection. that was like 2 years ago
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autism scape
its autism personified
"You just do the same thing in this game. Just clicking on things"
goes on to pick over 100 thousand cabbages.
What is life
But clicking on rocks
What is life
tuhhhhh
Before enlightenment chop wood and carry water after enlightenment chop wood carry water
I mean, he kind of made his point though. Dude basically said, "I could play this game or I could pick 100k cabbages, and it would be the same either way; watch."
@@RamadaArtistbro really said hold my beer watch this shit
Heya! This is Ignite 168/Iggy. I go by Iglw now and still log on to OSRS every now and then.
It's absolutely surreal that people are still telling our story so many years later! I think I got credited for a few things that were already in place before I inherited leadership from Blackbane, but overall I'm amazed that you went through and did reenactments/animations of our cult events and even some of the stories we had in the GBoK. So awesome, I love it!
Thank you so much for making this video.
Kah Bah Gee!
Of course you still login to osrs.. you still have autism like everyone else playing the official rsps :)
Share the lore!
Love it, things like these gave RuneScape so much character!
@@RogierVJ the avtistic character? Lol
from one theo to another, u did an amazing job running ur cult!
Blackbane then went on to become a humble cabbage merchant, selling his vast collection of cabbages all over the Earth Kingdom.
mY CAbBaGEs!!!
Sadly, all of his attempts would fail. As no matter where he went, he would face tragedy in his cabbage cart being destroyed by his arch nemesis, the avatar.
"An unexplainable fixation with cabbage"
My autistic ass: I think I can explain it.
Cabbage is just his flavour of autism, gotta respect the grind ahaha
Please do it?
@@jadiellima8922 no, like, that's the entirety of the explanation--not to armchair diagnose, but random fixations and obsessions like that are very common amongst autistic folk.
like for example in middle school i was obsessed with traffic cones for a hot minute. my mom got me a traffic cone for my birthday and everything
@@olliefischerbro what 💀 traffic comes?
@@olliefischer I've got 4 traffic cones stacked up that I decorate like a christmas tree every year.
Oh my god, it all makes sense now. As a kid I was always like: why are there so many cabbages on the floor?
Order of Cabbage is still around if you know where to look...
Is this from oblivion hahaha
Fufufufufufu......
Shadow hide you
(*equip ghost robes, ghost speak amulet, ring of visibility*)
Alright tell me your secrets.
Are they with the cabbages?
"Yum, not yuck" just brought back so many memories for me.
you will never be a woman
Me to my wife now
You’re a dude
Yes they are the Cult that inspired Jagex to make the cabbage shield, the cape, the Lumbridge teleport ring goes to their patch, and the Brassican mage for clues.
Around that time, most cabbage spawns were changed from objects on the ground into scenery pieces, which would have their respawn behaviour programmed very differently. Scenery pieces look better because they can have different orientation, among other graphical benefits. From Mod Ash
For the record: Cabbage tastes great if you cook it properly
My suggestion: something we had often as kids
Several pork loin chops with prepped and chopped cabbage or whole cabbage leaves, after boiling the cabbage for a bit and salting the pork chops and/or adding your preferred seasoning (I suggest slap ya mama Cajun seasoning) add both to the same pan and bake them together in an oven at around 350-450 degrees.
The flavors perfectly compliment each other and mix together, so the cabbage has a juicy meaty taste when your done because it soaks in the flavors and juices from the chops.
Also great if you're on a budget.
We would cook them in a portable roasting oven when I was a kid when we lived in a camper/old school bus in the woods.
But why would you? If you don't want to look like Andrew gower or similar chinless soyboys, you should just eat meat instead.
Have corned beef and cabbage slow cooking in the crock pot as I type this. 🤙🏻
@@CallmeJeffy1 never tried that but it sounds like it'd be great tbh
Yess many Irish people do this with ham! The salty cabbage/ham water put on mashed potatos lord have mercy, I'm not the biggest fan of cabbage but you know when your in the mood of a really hearty dinner, that's the one! KAH BAH GEE
"didn't have much of anything going on in life, so he begin sinking all his free time into the game" relatable
Brassica Prime must have been very pleased with these gents spreading the cabbage arround
I miss having cool stuff like this now everything is just so temporary and everyones too busy grinding
Hop on to the role play worlds and wing it , you'd be surprised how many play along
@Mike-Extendlyspoken directly from the cabbage picking man himself
Says the loser TikToker with the attention span of 4 seconds
Boaty’s reaction from getting cabbage as loot from Tob is hilarious and justified 😂
I remember a video where someone joined a Zamorakian cult. Still one of my favorites.
I'm part of the Zamorak Cult clan in RS3 ;o
@@randomuploaderguyhow do i join
What is the cc lol
@@randomuploaderguy i WAnt in too!
I distinctly remember seeing a cabbage-bombing back in the day and thinking it was a super rare random event.
This video made me cry a bit on the inside. I was in OoC back in the day. They were by far the most fun group of people I had the pleasure of meeting and knowing in my last days of RuneScape. No time better spent than that with fellow Acolytes in the cabbage patch.
The 2007-2009 switch from Social-centered play to Grind-lording was such a bummer, even though I did fall into it as well.
I miss our little country clan just hanging around...such good times.
Also, I didn't know about the order of cabbage but experienced their shenanigans hahaha. Glad to have an explanation now.
So this is why Guthix was obsessed with Cabbages in RuneScape Gods Exposed
I loved how the community was making its own game content and lore to the point where the devs just started playing along 😅
I'll say "kah bah gee" in random video game chats, add it to my profile, etc. hoping that someday I'll catch the eye of an old OoC member, but surprisingly after all of these years I haven't met a single one outside of RS.
The sheer coincidence of being in a Cabbage themed clan and having an onions and potato themed sister clan is feeling a lot less like luck now
The way you create your own custscene to show details in the story is fantastic! Love the work.
In RS3 we get the Cabbagemancer outfit from the gower quest as well as some weapons (all overrides)
and a cabbage pet and amulet. we can actually reboot the cult
Cabbages are god tier rs lore.
This guy: 'It's pointless to just click on different nodes. They're all the same, with no meaning!'
Also this guy: 'I'm going to collect a large number of the same item for no reason.'
Rigghtttt...
Someone in bh was selling 5.2m cabbages today. Wild.
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You just answered a years old question I had in the back of my mind. I remember seeing them place cabbages a few times and I would always think what the hell is going on now I know holy crap!
Still love you coming and playing on OpenRSC, even if it's alone
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i was a member i remember this yeah those were the days dropping cabbages at random spots as a way of propaganda or for others to join us like musa point karamja fishing spots mining places you name it
I imagine the fixation has nothing to do with a certain cabbage merchant who keeps getting his cart ruined by an airbender.
Omg I remember these guys, core memory unlocked
you should interview someone from the cult
I think i vaguely remember seeing varrock after these guys (or someone imitating them) covered it in cabbage. A good bit of it had despawned by the time i showed up, but it still had me confused as an 8 year old.
This game is unmatched with silliness 😂
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As a longtime f2p player in rs2 this was a trip down memory lane. I amassed my own cabbage collection after hanging around these guys
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you should look into the cabbage patch theory and orphan trains of the early 1900s. You should also look into the georgia guidestones and STONEHENGE
What’s Stonehenge got to do with cabbage
Elaborate
they are two diff stories but standing rocks are pagan practice its just something i came across recently. but if you look into the cabbage patch theory, it dives into alchemy and homunculi@@Zombiessssss
@@jujutalleynot sure what this guys on about
"Geoengineering" is weather modification and is a deep rabbit hole
"Event 201" a planned global coronavirus pandemic exercise from october 2019
"Big history" the richest people in the world creating a global history curriculum so we are all taught roughly the same thing
A few good places to start.
"USS liberty"
"Prism"
"Viking runestones throughout the usa"
"Giant bones disappearing hundreds of times from the Smithsonian "
"Les Stroud romania sasquatch watching him bob gymlan"
"USA declared war september 10th 2001"
That should keep you busy
Man achieves buddha - like enlightenment, speedrun 0:40
I was a part of it back in the day :) I'm 29 now and just got back to playing osrs recently
Sick story! Thanks for upload!
I like how the different personalities contribute to the role playing element. Blackbane was a bit of a philosopher so he ended up with a cult. While others were focused on leveling and accumulating wealth Blackbane was thinking about it. Other characters who became in-game wealthy lost all their wealth in the end through being hacked and such or they just stopped playing eventually. They might as well have picked cabbage the whole time in the end.
Kid at school: "Oh wow you play Runescape too?"
Blackbane: "Yes......"
Kid at school: "That's cool what are you training lately?"
Blackbane: "I pick cabbage.. Only cabbage..." Drools on shirt....
Kid at school: "Oh ya.. Nice man... I gotta go"
_xxx_xdrawr so quirky
I've seen the order of bronze recently it was kinda cool to see the cult while playing after seeing Jimmy's video where he joined them for a little
legend thanks!!! great vid
This was brilliant thankyou😂
I still remember these dudes today. That was back when my teenage self was really into Runescape.
POSSIBLE honorable mention: one of Overwatch’s most famous (and excellent) DPS streamers is named Kabaji, which when oronounced correctly, sounds exactly like the Cabbage Cult slogan.
He also goes by cabbage.
But I dont think anyone has ever plugged those two facts together.
The other very human thing: man feels hopelessness in life and cannot even find enjoyment in a video game at a young age, with all the time in the world, so he starts a cult to feel important and like life has meaning again. Truly amazing stuff. Don't let this guy near a government or army or philosophy book is all I'll say. You'll have a next Lenin or Marx on your hands. Of course, then gets rid of it when in-fighting starts. Very cute, haha.
Note: An extra twist is that he wanted it secret. Not uncommon to find such a Hermetic sort of root. We see this all the time these days. It's also not as uncommon as you think that they start to break due to in-fighting. Only great leaders can controllers can actually stop the in-fighting or use it to their advantage. Clearly, in this case, it wasn't very helpful inside a fairly niche video game.
I remember this. In fact, I was a part of that order for a while.. though only for a few days because I was more focused on getting my skills up as a F2P.
This reminds me sooooo much of Cithadre Requiem in RS3 and the dummy you make to lure the "demon" out.
Shoutout to Sister Cabbage.
Blackbane: im pretty tired. I think im gonna go home.
i remember this. runescape has always been about how insane people are
Never knew why I saw cabbages covering the whole area when I was a kid that one time but now Im sad that I never joined the cult.
If you eat enough cabbages your character starts to like them!
There was a Reddit post claiming this, but it was actually faked. The player just ate a different item that displays different text when eaten. I wish it was real though.
Blackbanes probably 40+ right now watching this 😂
@Mike-Extendly THE MAN, THE MYTH. THE LEGEND!
You've covered some of the most sociologically peculiar and therefore interesting and instructive occurrences in the history of this game. Please continue, please! Encore!
I think the fact alone that this cabbage cult was operational for over 11 years is an achievement initself. Cool story! :D
26k trick video when?
if the cult was still around in Runescape 3, the Cabbagemancer cosmetics would definitely be their new look
RuneScape is such a wild game. There’s more lore for actual players than there is for the game’s characters themselves. I’ve never heard of any other game with this many stories about the players.
Legendary MMO 🔥
This unlocked some primitive memories that I completely forgot. I TOTALLY remember players running around saying "Kah Ba Gee." I wonder what other things I've forgotten about since I started playing in 05...
Now I see why my red scarf compliments my green coat so much!!! Good eye lad
Cabbage is still alive. You just don’t see them. True heroes are never recognized, but millions of cabbage are being delivered to RS daily, plus millions more being stockpiles in trustworthy banks across gillenor. You guys are blessed.
When I took a break to put my dinner bowl away, I thought "that's why he's the Cabbagemancer!!" When I returned and realized that wasn't the case, I was disappointed.
Stuff like this makes me love the game again and again.
Great video I really enjoyed it! Didn't know about any of this 😂
lol damn just unlocked some old memories. I remember people asking me to join the cabbage cult in like summer 2005. Trying to make trades in a city and just chat being flooded with the chants and cabbage everywhere.
Was the best time. I'll never forget when the Jmod showed up in the patch. I really feel the the Cabbage based content that came after was a nod to OoC. So glad this cult is being remembered today. The forums were super tight nit and meticulous. The anxiety you'd get lining up in the patch to be made a acolyte or get promoted. Kbg forever.
Bro was a RuneScape philosopher
Legend has it he became a famous Tracer player on Twitch...
Content well must be going pretty dry that a cult about cabbages warranted a 12 minute video
You know what I was actually around for this one.
WE NEED TO BRING THESE CULTS BACK!!! ESPECIALLY THE ORDER OF CABBAGE. SOMEONE SPREAD THE WORD!
Damn they placed cabbages everywhere? That is unreal
my IRL friend got married by the leader of the clan.
good times
I remember all of these events in retrospect. Nice to finally understand what was going on. lol
This order of events is so ridiculous, the only reason I believe it is cause it happened on Runescape. Great video!
Let's recap. The Order of Cabbage has
✅Induction rites
✅An outfit
✅Chants
✅Dances
✅Public events
✅A deity
✅Mythology
✅A sacred text with instructions about dealing with enemies
✅A physical treasure trove (physical within the confines of the world of RS)
✅Internal drama and history
✅Enemy clans
✅A permanent place in the history of their world
✅Commentary they made, implicitly, about human nature and the world beyond RuneScape
as a 40 year old nerd who has talked to nerds for 40 years. this is pretty much par for the course pre internet days. one of my friends claims he " started a religion" in the 90s and had like 5 followers.
I remember this; I remember people saying Kah Bah Gee and I even picked up an inventory of cabbage and starting chanting it as well; I thought it was some cabbage holiday somewhere in the world, rip. lmao
God I wish OSRS had a community as strong as this
I remember these people lol, this is around then time when I was really grinding the game in my middle school years. I actually still have the cult outfit sitting on my account even though short of just checking it every year or so it just sits dormant. Used to toss on the outfit and just try and figure out wtf they were doing
He had nothing really going on in real life so he made a RS account. Story as old as time
I remember randomly shouting out “Cabbage!” In game
I remember the order of the cabbage, a school friend was a member.
Ohhhh the stories I could tell from my Paxia days in Adventure Quest
holy crap i remember this when i was like 6 and just started playing they cabbage bombed fally and i thought it was the coolest thing anyone has ever done. Needless to say as a kid i was easily impressed and had a simple mind. some things never change i guess lol. love this community always was and always will be the most unique and dedicated there is.
How do I get the black shirt and pants that they’re all wearing?
Black wizard top + black wizard robe + red glove from TT + highwayman cape dyed red
I have a ring that proves my Son Of A Cabbage Patch membership.
I laughed out loud in my home alone over half this video hahahah this is messed, “the weave, the drainpipe”
I mean.. they had a pritty good run, it is sad to see how many thing were ended by the era of "meta gaming". Awesome video.
Omg. I witnessed a cabbage bomb and until right now, I had no idea what was going on!
Never knew about this. The fact I have 1 million cabbages in my osrs bank is funnier now.
Can’t believe ya didn’t mention the time the UA-camr Charborg briefly led a cabbage cult and made two whole vids about it, shit was hilarious and heavily referenced the OG cult