my friend did the opposite...he was given booze laced with mescaline(san pedro cactus) and got lost in the fantastical land of god knows where....he was gone for a number of hours until the bar had closed and all the staff had left..approx 6am....around 9am I get a phone call..."bro,you have to come get me !"...where are you? "I don't know'but I cant get out:...an hour and a half later I had found bar owner and rescued him...the only person I know to get locked in instead of kicked out...
I had a mate get kicked out. Come to smokers jump back in and straight away bouncers came out nowhere and kicked him out again hahah. He was happy for a good 3 seconds haha
I got kicked out of a club for closing may eyes for maybe 3 seconds whilst sitting at a table. Was completely sober, and tired from work, but wanted to stay to look after my mates. Bloody seccy picked me up off the chair and carried me out to the street as im telling him 'I haven't had a drink tonight im just tired from work', and left me standing on the street at 3am alone (as a small female). Top-notch safety skills there.
Yeah, I don't know why he wouldn't explain more, cause I have actually been kicked out for loitering in a toilet "for no reason" - but we weren't doing drugs, my mate was just sick, it was closing time and I didn't want him to get locked inside. I was also deso, so dead sober. Tried explaining to the bouncer that I'm dead sober and just waiting for mate to stop being sick, then we'll get out of here. Didn't have a word of it, Kicked me out, left the mate in the stall tho ?? I did eventually get him out 😭 Sometimes I think the bouncers are on too many drugs themselves.
I did the same thing cos I was tripping off acid and was too scared to go in. My gf at the time was pressuring me into going in, so I told the security guard I was on acid and he just shrugged and said "don't be a pussy".
My mate got kicked out for having a sheet of tabs on him so I pretended to cry and told security they were mine on tick and I'd get hurt if I couldn't pay for them. They fished them out of the bin for me and we carried on. Also Perth.
International viewer here. It is indeed very informative about australian customs. And it's pure bliss to scroll the comments with your voice reading them in my head.
I was 20 and would ritualistically go to my local late night venue at the time, the Lakeview Hotel in Merimbula NSW, which was affectionately known as the Lakey, or Lake-Spew by the initiated. It was 2012, and LMFAO's album Sorry For Party Rocking had recently been released and the Lake-Spew DJ would always play it along with Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. A favourite to dance to was I'm Sexy and I Know It. One time I decided during the bit that say "look at that body" I would start doing push ups on the dance floor. A group of girls drunkenly tripped over me, drinks went everywhere, I was escorted out by 2 bouncers
Not kicked out but blacked out and fell in the urinal at eatons hill hotel bouncer walked in saw me and walked out some random slapped me awake, had a tactical spew swapped shirts with a random dude in smokers and kept it going all night
First time I took a pinga we had to leave the club as it kicked in. I ended up stopping half way between clubs to talk to some security guard watching over an empty construction site for about 30 minutes and caught up to my friends later. He seemed a little weirded out by the end. Probably thought I had other intentions.
I got kicked out for wearing a hoodie. About a week later i saw a completely sober guy (was the designated driver) get kicked out because he slipped over on someones spilt drink on the floor.
About 13 years ago I was living in a Dubbo backpackers hostel, one of the backpackers was leave so we had a farewell BBQ for them as it became tradition. Drinking started at about 11am which was several hours earlier than usual and continued into the night until we hit the town (the one popular Saturday night venue). Fuelled by all day and night drinking I remember being on the dance floor and being confronted by an islander guy who I firmly stood my ground against, he'd pushed me back 2-3 times which I got straight back up from waiting for him to actually hit me, instead he pushed me down again but this time I didn't catch myself and my head hit the paved floor and lost consciousness for a minute or two, came around to 2 security dragging me off the floor but the adrenaline hit and I forced them both to the ground, tried to collect myself and started walking towards the exit and another bouncer ran in with a footy tackle taking me down again, zoned out for a minute again and next thing I knew I had 4 bouncers on me 1 on each arm and 1 on each leg lifting me off the ground, carried me to the door and what must have looked like a scene from a movie literally threw me out the door. Police took me back to the hostel, thankfully I didn't fight back or might have been arrested. Next week though back at the same place, no questions just let me in, I suppose it helps when you have 2-3 attractive young female backpackers with you.
I've never been kicked out but I've had some near misses. My favourite story would be the time I was racking up lines on a table (why were they glass tables if they didn't want me to do it?) while 2 or 3 people around me got kicked out for having drugs on them. Hide in plain sight fellas, it works.
Anyone familiar with a little shithole called the deck in Shepparton? Got the flick because while waiting in line someone projectile vomited in a perfect arc off the balcony and I copped it full force. Went home showered and got changed, went back and the vomiter tried having a punch on with me because they got cut off
I went to the bathroom once and came out to see a security guard standing there. He just asked me to follow him and he showed me the door out. No idea what the fuck happened, I was hanging out with staff there for most of the night. I was super polite about it but once it was obvious what had happened, I went around asking other guards but they had no idea. I thought maybe something happened that they though I might of witnessed or something, but nope, just removed.
Not kicked out…but… At Fannys in Newcastle (Argyle for you younguns) with some friends and one of our female friends was leaving to go home so a couple of us walked her to her car but were stopped by the bouncers halfway across the road and asked to come back in because we had stolen some chicks phone. After trying to explain we hadn’t stolen a phone and being cooperative we went back inside only to be ushered out the back office and sat down on a pallet of beer while they reviewed CCTV. It was at this point my pinga kicked in and the cops arrived to question us. Long story short they got the wrong guys and let us back in to have a free drink which we had then walked out and told them to fuck off. Never went back since.
I once climbed a barb wire fence after being rejected at the door only to cut tf out of my hands and walk in covered in blood, immediately shown the door. The sad thing is this happened multiple times, when I would avoid cutting myself and having blood everywhere I would jump the fence then immediately sit at a table of random people like Ezio from assassins creed.😊
I got kicked out of a Newcastle night club in early 2021 because I have multiple sclerosis. Was told I look drunk showed the guard my bracelet and doctors report. He then said “then you’re a danger been here” I don’t even drink lmao
I got kicked out on opening night because I was drinking this super alcoholic blood bag thing that was blood red, went to the smokers for a smoke and could feel it coming... got through the smokers door into the agacent area then proceed to cover the floor in bright red vomit, the security guard came up to me and he didn't need to say a word I just said "yep I'm going" then got escorted out as if I was going to make a be line for a crowd or something, I didn't want to stay after that as much as everyone else didn't want me to stay.
There used to be a club called the Greyhound. My mates and I used to scale the beer garden wall to get in for free and underage. One time I went over turns out some famous drag queen was on smoko and had a gaggle of security guards with them. I quickly spideyd my way back over to flee however unfortunately they printed out my photo and would carry me out everytime I tried afterwards.
I was at the company Christmas party and about 8 hrs in I think I took someone’s drink off the waitress’s tray and the manager had then asked me to leave
We were at a club as a part of a Grand Final celebration - and this was like the pre-party prior to then going to an organised event at a different nightclub in Brisbane. We were the all time best rugby league teams for the University League so when we won the GF the university gave the college (as in the little organisation that ran our on campus/residents organisers a bunch of money for the party.) Anyway, one of our play makers always had an issue with me off the field, on the field we gel’d really well, Prop and Half. Anyway, I guess after a few drinks he got a bit confident and got in my face about whatever his issue was, he then went to hit me and I pushed him away. Old mate literally went like 10m back and then fell through 2 sets of tables and chairs. I just walked away but he must have been ripped because he then proceed to scuffle and repeatedly trip whilst trying to come at me but literally crashed and fell over these tables and chairs for an awkwardly long amount of time. like a weird slap stick skit or like that Simpsons episode where that waiter somehow trips over a chair and out of a window. I got kicked out.
As an American, I don't understand any of your references other than the Simpsons ones, but they all seem funny. Especially the Perth Bucks ones. Very confusing, but funny nonetheless. Thanks for the content, wishing you all the best. Also, you should get into more legal trouble for the views, your old ones were epic.
During lockout laws a friend and myself were hanging for a smoke so we lit one up in the bathroom and a few minutes later heard a knock on the door. In our drunken stupor, our solution was to flush the cigarette down the toilet. Yeah, that'll get 'em. Nope. We were escorted out as soon as the door opened. Can't say we didn't try 🙃
I didn't get kicked out, I didn't even not get let in. It was a friends bucks party, big session. (story as told to me) We ended up going to a place and the guys were standing in line, I dropped something and as I was picking it up I fell over, got up, the bouncer looked straight at me, I threw my hands up in the air and said "yeahp, I know" and walked off. Allegedly crawled out of a bush as they were all heading back up to the apartment later on. Checked my google timeline the next day, I must have gotten in to a taxi or something because I definitely went on a round trip. My bum didn't hurt, there were no charges to my bank card, so that's ok. Backed it up for day two.
First time at a big club in NSW, I got so drunk I forgot where the toilet was and proceeded to piss in a bush in the smoker's area. I had to be carried out by my friends. Fun times!
Once me and a friend went to to town in Townsville. Good ol' Mdad Cow. I egged him on and upon trying to enter town I was denied entry. The guard said I had and expire ID. I said bullshit and low and behold, it was 2min past midnight and my ID was only valid until the previous day. I asked him that surely let me in on technicality. Didn't fly. Told my friend I'll meet him inside. I preceded to climb up the back to on of the 2 story clubs, assassins creed style. Yes I was quite drunk. Somehow found a bottle of vodka. Then I swang down onto the only balcony that i was least likely to die from. Heaps of peaple on the balcony and below so I had to time it properly. Swung down, scared the shit out of a group of people and found out I was in the strip club. I started pouring the found vodka over the balcony into willing participants mouths before I finally got kicked out by not the security, but the head stripper or something? Thought I got away with it before the cops came and found me 20 mins later. And after all that, all I got was a 7 day ban for a lot of broken laws
I made a new addition in my list of things that I got kicked out for and that was last Sunday at Ric’s in Brisbane, I was wearing all black and wearing my black Velcro shoes with the straps looking very tight mostly because of my shoes being a size too big. Anyway, I try to enter (I was only tipsy at this stage) and apparently I couldn’t get in because of my black shoes, how when I was wearing these same shoes on Saturday night I got kicked out will forever remain a mystery
I know this is about getting kicked out but ... I was at a hotel after work to go to a mates gig , It was like their first one , they start playing and the crowd is doing their best impression of a pot of soggy noodles . So I smash a few vodkas and jump on the dancefloor , run around like a loon for a few minutes to get everyone started . Then my 12 hr day caught up with me so I sit down at one of the tables inside and promptly fall asleep head on the table drool on my arm. I wake up to one of the bouncers shaking my shoulder and I think, oh shit I am getting kicked out . NOPE this guy asked me if I was ok, I'm like yeah just tired, so he took me to the bar and got me a yager bomb . I am like W T A F ???
Didnt get thrown out but escorted in.Im an old bloke and pretty uncoordinated. Bouncers in George St weren't gonna let me in until my friends come back looking for me. Told the bouncers it was my birthday and I had an intellectual disability and they were trying to get me laid. It worked 😂
had to pay 10,000 yen for throwing up in a stall toilet leaving it cleaner than it was when i went in (mind you) then proceeded to be grappled against a wall by the bouncers after refusing to pay for the better part of 10 minutes while attempting to call the police in drunken japanese and constantly being talked over, when the police arrived they initially sided with me even after I threw up a second time directly in front of them outside the premises, but ultimately my efforts were for naught. I was at least granted the priviledge of, instead of being forced into an ambulance, drunkenly stumbling to my bike that was parked a kilometre away for a 1 hour cycle back home at 2am
Im a seccie on hindley street, was tending the door of a place with a glass door. It works as an entrance and exit. I was just checking ids ya know then BONK some girl fell head first into the door from the inside and shattered the glass. I go inside to check in her, shes laying back passed out start contemplating an ambulence start doing basix first aid getting a response from her, amazingly she isnt unconscious. She proceeds tk stand up very wobbly mind you, and tries to convice me that she isnt drunk and that she shouldnt be thrown out. Saying all this while barely able to stand. I get rid of her and watch her outside the club running around inches away from falling over multiple times
Fuck i wish i saw the post to contribute But my short and funny story is that i got kicked out of a strip club for going on the pole in between dances. The crowd loved it, but the staff didnt
It was my 24th bday, I had nearly died from an incredibly rare anaphylactic reaction a month prior to Mefenamic Acid- a pain killer in chick problems predominantly- I was on Ponstan- was a bit of a medical poster child look into bloody ulceration (50c coin size) from my stomach to my mouth... good times... after a month of being hidden from the world, I was able to have my bday costume party (around Halloween), but I was the only person after the house party forbidden to enter the club (being least drunk obviously, I barely ate anything not watered down cordial or gatorade for a month), the bouncer shoved me back and denied me, all the drunkest men of Brisbane got in.... my friend with fake tits talked him around... I guess my empty stomach and a triple dose of oral steroids I was on the last month made me look nasty in my Daisy Duck costume... I was genuinely confused how my sloppiest friends got in, was it my cohesive logic that started with "wait wait wait wait, they get in, but I don't (we called ahead too), please help me understand?"... insert double shoulder shove back towards the road in my hooker heels....
Got kicked out of a hotel/pub in the blue mountains because a guy near me was smoking weed but bouncer accused me. Didnt help that i had some on me but i wasnt even smoking it 😅
Oh let me see. Danced on a table drunk, fell flat on my face, puked in a plant box, slept with my feet up on the table, randomly saying to every person that passed me: “have a good night sir”, brought in two of those things they use to guide airplanes to the gate and started guiding incoming airplanes on stage, offered sexual compensation because I forgot to bring my ID (I did get in btw), tried to lift my friend dirty dancing style, brought in a lawnmower (that was a family party tbf) and last but absolutely not least: shit mah pants 🩲. I wished to have all made these up and that they did not all happen after I was 30yo, but it’s all true 😅
I was out one fateful night (hungover as f@#k after drinking copious amounts of Hahn ice 30 block to be exact, there was 4 left the next day) any who after a 4 hr drive multiple vomits l get me shit together & get dolled up as you do, hit the club one delicious raspberry vodka in l fell asleep head down on the table (not a good look apparently lmao) ruined the night for all, meh to being young lol
Me and my cousin got turned away from a clue i walked off straight away he stayed there talking shite 5 min later we jumped the 4ft wall by the smoking area 5 minutes later at the bar he got lifted clean out hes shoes by the bar the doormen didn't even look at me i had a great night
Still dont know why but was making out with a chick at Birdees (back in the day okay 🤢) and the seccy came over said i think youve had too much to which i said yeah fair enough still not sure why cause i was pretty tame that night tbh
my friend threw up from anxiety and the bouncer thought we were all on drugs but it was the first time i’d gone out without smoking
Hahaha
Loose as goose. When you grow up you will be alright.
Tryna go out without smoke first is brutal
my friend did the opposite...he was given booze laced with mescaline(san pedro cactus) and got lost in the fantastical land of god knows where....he was gone for a number of hours until the bar had closed and all the staff had left..approx 6am....around 9am I get a phone call..."bro,you have to come get me !"...where are you? "I don't know'but I cant get out:...an hour and a half later I had found bar owner and rescued him...the only person I know to get locked in instead of kicked out...
Missed opportunities: bro climbing back in to get thrown out again was perfect moment to use moe throwing barney out meme
I had a mate get kicked out. Come to smokers jump back in and straight away bouncers came out nowhere and kicked him out again hahah. He was happy for a good 3 seconds haha
I got kicked out of a club for closing may eyes for maybe 3 seconds whilst sitting at a table. Was completely sober, and tired from work, but wanted to stay to look after my mates. Bloody seccy picked me up off the chair and carried me out to the street as im telling him 'I haven't had a drink tonight im just tired from work', and left me standing on the street at 3am alone (as a small female). Top-notch safety skills there.
Had exactly the same problem too. Utter bullshit
Damn, this is rude. How did your friends react ?
@@lc1138 Came looking for me once their drunk asses noticed I wasn't inside 🤣
3 people in a bathroom stall for "no reason whatsoever" means coke, ket or generally drugs
Yeah, I don't know why he wouldn't explain more, cause I have actually been kicked out for loitering in a toilet "for no reason" - but we weren't doing drugs, my mate was just sick, it was closing time and I didn't want him to get locked inside. I was also deso, so dead sober. Tried explaining to the bouncer that I'm dead sober and just waiting for mate to stop being sick, then we'll get out of here. Didn't have a word of it, Kicked me out, left the mate in the stall tho ?? I did eventually get him out 😭
Sometimes I think the bouncers are on too many drugs themselves.
lived in orange for years, there literally is no nightclub. dude got rejected from the Ho (Hotel Orange) or the Royal most likely.
The ho has a regular bad dj and a dance floor for 20 people. Bam orange night club
I did the same thing cos I was tripping off acid and was too scared to go in. My gf at the time was pressuring me into going in, so I told the security guard I was on acid and he just shrugged and said "don't be a pussy".
My mate got kicked out for having a sheet of tabs on him so I pretended to cry and told security they were mine on tick and I'd get hurt if I couldn't pay for them. They fished them out of the bin for me and we carried on. Also Perth.
Lmfao that is golden
International viewer here. It is indeed very informative about australian customs. And it's pure bliss to scroll the comments with your voice reading them in my head.
I was 20 and would ritualistically go to my local late night venue at the time, the Lakeview Hotel in Merimbula NSW, which was affectionately known as the Lakey, or Lake-Spew by the initiated.
It was 2012, and LMFAO's album Sorry For Party Rocking had recently been released and the Lake-Spew DJ would always play it along with Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. A favourite to dance to was I'm Sexy and I Know It.
One time I decided during the bit that say "look at that body" I would start doing push ups on the dance floor. A group of girls drunkenly tripped over me, drinks went everywhere, I was escorted out by 2 bouncers
Not kicked out but blacked out and fell in the urinal at eatons hill hotel bouncer walked in saw me and walked out some random slapped me awake, had a tactical spew swapped shirts with a random dude in smokers and kept it going all night
Ok but who the fuck wanted the piss and vomit soaked shirt??
First time I took a pinga we had to leave the club as it kicked in. I ended up stopping half way between clubs to talk to some security guard watching over an empty construction site for about 30 minutes and caught up to my friends later. He seemed a little weirded out by the end. Probably thought I had other intentions.
I got kicked out for wearing a hoodie. About a week later i saw a completely sober guy (was the designated driver) get kicked out because he slipped over on someones spilt drink on the floor.
i was a Bouncer, i don't miss that job one single second!
Yeah dude, never will I work in nightclubs again
About 13 years ago I was living in a Dubbo backpackers hostel, one of the backpackers was leave so we had a farewell BBQ for them as it became tradition. Drinking started at about 11am which was several hours earlier than usual and continued into the night until we hit the town (the one popular Saturday night venue). Fuelled by all day and night drinking I remember being on the dance floor and being confronted by an islander guy who I firmly stood my ground against, he'd pushed me back 2-3 times which I got straight back up from waiting for him to actually hit me, instead he pushed me down again but this time I didn't catch myself and my head hit the paved floor and lost consciousness for a minute or two, came around to 2 security dragging me off the floor but the adrenaline hit and I forced them both to the ground, tried to collect myself and started walking towards the exit and another bouncer ran in with a footy tackle taking me down again, zoned out for a minute again and next thing I knew I had 4 bouncers on me 1 on each arm and 1 on each leg lifting me off the ground, carried me to the door and what must have looked like a scene from a movie literally threw me out the door. Police took me back to the hostel, thankfully I didn't fight back or might have been arrested. Next week though back at the same place, no questions just let me in, I suppose it helps when you have 2-3 attractive young female backpackers with you.
I've never been kicked out but I've had some near misses. My favourite story would be the time I was racking up lines on a table (why were they glass tables if they didn't want me to do it?) while 2 or 3 people around me got kicked out for having drugs on them.
Hide in plain sight fellas, it works.
Anyone familiar with a little shithole called the deck in Shepparton? Got the flick because while waiting in line someone projectile vomited in a perfect arc off the balcony and I copped it full force. Went home showered and got changed, went back and the vomiter tried having a punch on with me because they got cut off
Did u beat their ass?
As a perth local, i can confirm, most of us are like that
Has this channel just turned into Friendly Jordies as is was before it got all serious? If so I'm fine with it.
4:20 the reason is cocaine, they were all in a stall doing lines
COME ON JORDIES OBVIOUSLY BEN COUSINS GOES ON THE 100 DOLLAR NOTE
I went to the bathroom once and came out to see a security guard standing there. He just asked me to follow him and he showed me the door out. No idea what the fuck happened, I was hanging out with staff there for most of the night. I was super polite about it but once it was obvious what had happened, I went around asking other guards but they had no idea. I thought maybe something happened that they though I might of witnessed or something, but nope, just removed.
The library was also called the church
Me and my mates mates climbed the roof of our local was dribking on the roof. Even dragged an empty keg up there somehow
Not kicked out…but…
At Fannys in Newcastle (Argyle for you younguns) with some friends and one of our female friends was leaving to go home so a couple of us walked her to her car but were stopped by the bouncers halfway across the road and asked to come back in because we had stolen some chicks phone. After trying to explain we hadn’t stolen a phone and being cooperative we went back inside only to be ushered out the back office and sat down on a pallet of beer while they reviewed CCTV.
It was at this point my pinga kicked in and the cops arrived to question us.
Long story short they got the wrong guys and let us back in to have a free drink which we had then walked out and told them to fuck off. Never went back since.
I died behind a couch at Revs and they didn’t find me for three days.
And this was how jesus was reincarnated, from behind the couch at revs!!!
surely you got the vip card for being in revs for 3 straight days aswell XD
@@Mattty3000 I thought that was the whole point of revs?
I once climbed a barb wire fence after being rejected at the door only to cut tf out of my hands and walk in covered in blood, immediately shown the door. The sad thing is this happened multiple times, when I would avoid cutting myself and having blood everywhere I would jump the fence then immediately sit at a table of random people like Ezio from assassins creed.😊
throwing up hysterically before entering, i was let in. eventually got kicked out because i fell asleep on a chair
orange mentioned
I got kicked out of a Newcastle night club in early 2021 because I have multiple sclerosis. Was told I look drunk showed the guard my bracelet and doctors report. He then said “then you’re a danger been here” I don’t even drink lmao
Bruh thats messed up. Sorry that happened to you
I got kicked out on opening night because I was drinking this super alcoholic blood bag thing that was blood red, went to the smokers for a smoke and could feel it coming... got through the smokers door into the agacent area then proceed to cover the floor in bright red vomit, the security guard came up to me and he didn't need to say a word I just said "yep I'm going" then got escorted out as if I was going to make a be line for a crowd or something, I didn't want to stay after that as much as everyone else didn't want me to stay.
There used to be a club called the Greyhound. My mates and I used to scale the beer garden wall to get in for free and underage. One time I went over turns out some famous drag queen was on smoko and had a gaggle of security guards with them. I quickly spideyd my way back over to flee however unfortunately they printed out my photo and would carry me out everytime I tried afterwards.
I was at the company Christmas party and about 8 hrs in I think I took someone’s drink off the waitress’s tray and the manager had then asked me to leave
The last night club I was in, I walked myself out. I just didn't fit in 😆
I love how the intro is like a corny 80s TV ad that most likely failed
We were at a club as a part of a Grand Final celebration - and this was like the pre-party prior to then going to an organised event at a different nightclub in Brisbane.
We were the all time best rugby league teams for the University League so when we won the GF the university gave the college (as in the little organisation that ran our on campus/residents organisers a bunch of money for the party.)
Anyway, one of our play makers always had an issue with me off the field, on the field we gel’d really well, Prop and Half. Anyway, I guess after a few drinks he got a bit confident and got in my face about whatever his issue was, he then went to hit me and I pushed him away. Old mate literally went like 10m back and then fell through 2 sets of tables and chairs. I just walked away but he must have been ripped because he then proceed to scuffle and repeatedly trip whilst trying to come at me but literally crashed and fell over these tables and chairs for an awkwardly long amount of time. like a weird slap stick skit or like that Simpsons episode where that waiter somehow trips over a chair and out of a window.
I got kicked out.
As an American, I don't understand any of your references other than the Simpsons ones, but they all seem funny. Especially the Perth Bucks ones. Very confusing, but funny nonetheless. Thanks for the content, wishing you all the best. Also, you should get into more legal trouble for the views, your old ones were epic.
deadass hope you and yours are doing as well as possible.
During lockout laws a friend and myself were hanging for a smoke so we lit one up in the bathroom and a few minutes later heard a knock on the door. In our drunken stupor, our solution was to flush the cigarette down the toilet. Yeah, that'll get 'em. Nope. We were escorted out as soon as the door opened. Can't say we didn't try 🙃
Jeezus...
I thought I'd seen some shit when I was a bouncer... F'ken Adelaide is tame compared to the other cities, apparently!
the libery nightclub used to be a library. its why the call it that. small capacity. i never been to it.
I love this kinda content.
I didn't get kicked out, I didn't even not get let in. It was a friends bucks party, big session. (story as told to me) We ended up going to a place and the guys were standing in line, I dropped something and as I was picking it up I fell over, got up, the bouncer looked straight at me, I threw my hands up in the air and said "yeahp, I know" and walked off. Allegedly crawled out of a bush as they were all heading back up to the apartment later on. Checked my google timeline the next day, I must have gotten in to a taxi or something because I definitely went on a round trip. My bum didn't hurt, there were no charges to my bank card, so that's ok. Backed it up for day two.
This makes me feel so much better than Aussies
They all sound like a standard night out in Bunno south of Perth xD
Sounds like an average night on Mitchell St in Darwin LOL
That stuff you said about Perth is spot on. I love my fucken state
First time at a big club in NSW, I got so drunk I forgot where the toilet was and proceeded to piss in a bush in the smoker's area. I had to be carried out by my friends.
Fun times!
holy jebus the things i could tell you about perth clubs and i've been in clubs across the world.. we certainly have a "vibe"
I jumped from a roof terrace to the scaffolding holding up the building across the street and they wouldn't let me back in
Once me and a friend went to to town in Townsville. Good ol' Mdad Cow. I egged him on and upon trying to enter town I was denied entry. The guard said I had and expire ID. I said bullshit and low and behold, it was 2min past midnight and my ID was only valid until the previous day. I asked him that surely let me in on technicality. Didn't fly. Told my friend I'll meet him inside. I preceded to climb up the back to on of the 2 story clubs, assassins creed style. Yes I was quite drunk. Somehow found a bottle of vodka. Then I swang down onto the only balcony that i was least likely to die from. Heaps of peaple on the balcony and below so I had to time it properly. Swung down, scared the shit out of a group of people and found out I was in the strip club. I started pouring the found vodka over the balcony into willing participants mouths before I finally got kicked out by not the security, but the head stripper or something? Thought I got away with it before the cops came and found me 20 mins later. And after all that, all I got was a 7 day ban for a lot of broken laws
I made a new addition in my list of things that I got kicked out for and that was last Sunday at Ric’s in Brisbane, I was wearing all black and wearing my black Velcro shoes with the straps looking very tight mostly because of my shoes being a size too big. Anyway, I try to enter (I was only tipsy at this stage) and apparently I couldn’t get in because of my black shoes, how when I was wearing these same shoes on Saturday night I got kicked out will forever remain a mystery
I know this is about getting kicked out but ...
I was at a hotel after work to go to a mates gig , It was like their first one , they start playing and the crowd is doing their best impression of a pot of soggy noodles . So I smash a few vodkas and jump on the dancefloor , run around like a loon for a few minutes to get everyone started . Then my 12 hr day caught up with me so I sit down at one of the tables inside and promptly fall asleep head on the table drool on my arm.
I wake up to one of the bouncers shaking my shoulder and I think, oh shit I am getting kicked out . NOPE this guy asked me if I was ok, I'm like yeah just tired, so he took me to the bar and got me a yager bomb .
I am like W T A F ???
It's turder on the dancefloor, you'd better not steal the poos.
Didnt get thrown out but escorted in.Im an old bloke and pretty uncoordinated. Bouncers in George St weren't gonna let me in until my friends come back looking for me. Told the bouncers it was my birthday and I had an intellectual disability and they were trying to get me laid. It worked 😂
had to pay 10,000 yen for throwing up in a stall toilet leaving it cleaner than it was when i went in (mind you) then proceeded to be grappled against a wall by the bouncers after refusing to pay for the better part of 10 minutes while attempting to call the police in drunken japanese and constantly being talked over, when the police arrived they initially sided with me even after I threw up a second time directly in front of them outside the premises, but ultimately my efforts were for naught. I was at least granted the priviledge of, instead of being forced into an ambulance, drunkenly stumbling to my bike that was parked a kilometre away for a 1 hour cycle back home at 2am
Im a seccie on hindley street, was tending the door of a place with a glass door. It works as an entrance and exit. I was just checking ids ya know then BONK some girl fell head first into the door from the inside and shattered the glass. I go inside to check in her, shes laying back passed out start contemplating an ambulence start doing basix first aid getting a response from her, amazingly she isnt unconscious. She proceeds tk stand up very wobbly mind you, and tries to convice me that she isnt drunk and that she shouldnt be thrown out. Saying all this while barely able to stand. I get rid of her and watch her outside the club running around inches away from falling over multiple times
Fuck i wish i saw the post to contribute
But my short and funny story is that i got kicked out of a strip club for going on the pole in between dances.
The crowd loved it, but the staff didnt
Theresx a nightclub in Orange
It's upstairs in that pub, forgot it's name.
I fkn love these videos hahahahahaha
Getting in is the hard part.. Getting booted out is the easy part.. for a bloke
It was my 24th bday, I had nearly died from an incredibly rare anaphylactic reaction a month prior to Mefenamic Acid- a pain killer in chick problems predominantly- I was on Ponstan- was a bit of a medical poster child look into bloody ulceration (50c coin size) from my stomach to my mouth... good times... after a month of being hidden from the world, I was able to have my bday costume party (around Halloween), but I was the only person after the house party forbidden to enter the club (being least drunk obviously, I barely ate anything not watered down cordial or gatorade for a month), the bouncer shoved me back and denied me, all the drunkest men of Brisbane got in.... my friend with fake tits talked him around... I guess my empty stomach and a triple dose of oral steroids I was on the last month made me look nasty in my Daisy Duck costume... I was genuinely confused how my sloppiest friends got in, was it my cohesive logic that started with "wait wait wait wait, they get in, but I don't (we called ahead too), please help me understand?"... insert double shoulder shove back towards the road in my hooker heels....
Got kicked out of a hotel/pub in the blue mountains because a guy near me was smoking weed but bouncer accused me. Didnt help that i had some on me but i wasnt even smoking it 😅
Why was it when I heard this story 7:52 I immediately pictured ric's backyard.
There was also a Library Club in Sydney fyi
Oh let me see. Danced on a table drunk, fell flat on my face, puked in a plant box, slept with my feet up on the table, randomly saying to every person that passed me: “have a good night sir”, brought in two of those things they use to guide airplanes to the gate and started guiding incoming airplanes on stage, offered sexual compensation because I forgot to bring my ID (I did get in btw), tried to lift my friend dirty dancing style, brought in a lawnmower (that was a family party tbf) and last but absolutely not least: shit mah pants 🩲. I wished to have all made these up and that they did not all happen after I was 30yo, but it’s all true 😅
You should definitely make something for blind people. That would be awesome❤
perth getting a shout out in a jordies video. pack it up boys we made it!
Being tired after a full on day, my sister organised a party bus to a club, got kicked out was not drinking either
I accidentally gave a bouncer my eb games discount card instead of my license I still cringe to this day
DAMNIT JORDIES I WAS EATING A STARBURST 4:28 nearly spat it all out XD
A better you starts today😭
Yep punching on with SEC's is nothing new up in nth Qld too😂💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
Your intro gave me massive saul goodman vibes hahaha
I was out one fateful night (hungover as f@#k after drinking copious amounts of Hahn ice 30 block to be exact, there was 4 left the next day) any who after a 4 hr drive multiple vomits l get me shit together & get dolled up as you do, hit the club one delicious raspberry vodka in l fell asleep head down on the table (not a good look apparently lmao) ruined the night for all, meh to being young lol
Me and my cousin got turned away from a clue i walked off straight away he stayed there talking shite 5 min later we jumped the 4ft wall by the smoking area 5 minutes later at the bar he got lifted clean out hes shoes by the bar the doormen didn't even look at me i had a great night
a fiend of mine wasn't let inside a club because he didn't wear shorts
All I can think is "you're not cool if you don't pee your pants"
What happened to friendly jordey's
There is no Warhammer lore, it's just a ruse to make paining dinosaurs as an adult seem less gay.
good one brady younger brother from ippy
I’m shitting to this 🎉
fights
anyone else reading the text in case i do not into ozzy slang?
Oui
Standard night at Rics if you ask me
cool
I got a life ban from a club because I said girls who lie about their age should face punishment for it
Clicking new videos to like just loops around to ones you've already liked. I can't keep up. Love, but maybe(?) not a like.
The female theory is true tbh
Still dont know why but was making out with a chick at Birdees (back in the day okay 🤢) and the seccy came over said i think youve had too much to which i said yeah fair enough still not sure why cause i was pretty tame that night tbh
i like these videos but i prefer the self help stuff tbh
I'm not a fan of toilet humor
All quiet on the political front these days Jordie..now that your team is batting ?
I release videos about that weekly you fucking idiot
Cringe
Piss off, Bon deserves to $100 😂🫥