“Is there such a thing as a sober one night stand?” Yes! Yes there is! It was lovely! I’m a CSA survivor and my first consensual experience was with a very nice gentleman about 15 years older than me that I met at a party- a friend of a friend who’d just gotten divorced, so he didn’t want any commitments either. Really took the pressure off my first (actual, wanted) time to be something “special,” and took the pressure off him to find a “special” experience after 10 years sleeping with the same woman. It was really nice and ended up being healing in different ways for both of us! It was supposed to be a ONS but we saw each other casually a few more times before I moved away and he met a lovely lady he’s since married.
I went to the Internet and asked "what the fuck is CSA?" So according to my results you survived the Confederate States of America, which would make you a vampire, most likely.
Yeah, there is a spiral, if you're terminally online, have middling or worse looks, and aren't social in any combination of those things, dating and online dating suck. For everyone else it's not that bad.
the bar for guys is so insanely low Ive been blown away multiple times that things I saw as simple human actions were taken as women like nothing could have been better.
It's only hard to get consistent matches but once you get over that barrier the bar is so low for us that all you gotta do is not give off Andrew Tate fan vibes and you're golden
@@jamescuttler8047 Yeah it is. OCD isn't just being 'fussy' or 'particular' about some things like people casually say. It's a proper disorder that can be clinically diagnosed and absolutely does come under the umbrella of "neurodivergent", same thing with dyslexia, ADHD, Autism and many other conditions related to how peoples brains work differently.
@@billjackrock Hate to be this guy, but I'm a dual-diagnosis counselor, and the term 'neurodivergent' only applies to neurodevelopmental disorders like ADHD, Autism, and learning disorders. OCD is classified as an anxiety disorder in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual.
Lads, if she brings a friend without telling you, it's because she thinks you might be a serial killer (but you're hot enough that she'll take the risk 😂)
… yeah, but there’s a difference between going on a date with someone in a public place and having a friend there in the background as backup. and bringing along a whole third wheel
@@saint-miscreant I mean, I was trying to make it a joke, man. But realtalk, if I hand you a bag full of snakes and say there's some beautiful ball pythons in there but watch out for the taipans, are you sticking your bare hand in there or are you gonna at least put on some gloves first? On the plus side, if you can entertain her AND her bestie and still enjoy yourself, you're almost guaranteed a second date. A lot of us also judge a guy by how he treats our friends.
At least you're not stuck in the bag full of taipans waiting for the gentle hand. Also if she brings a friend I would just leave because she probably has some unresolved trauma from past relationships she's bringing into it. If I accept the premise it will just validate her decision not to work through her issues. It also means I will constantly be compared to stereotypes and never seen as an actual distinct person.
@@dissident1337If you just leave without saying anything it will give a bad impression if you saw her friend. Also i feel like it’s pretty valid/okay that she wants to bring a friend with how the world is now. As long as the friend isn’t butting in or anything it’s fine. I personally would prefer if say, we are at a restaurant and the friend is sitting at a separate table or something like that because i can still have a one on one conversation. People are less likely to try something if there is someone with you. The only problem with this is if the friend is always there, like no matter how many dates you go on, they are still there, because then you’re getting nowhere. Also if the friend is an ex, then that’s definitely s big red flag.
"Sometimes saying something quite innocent and not creepy, makes it much creepier than someone who says that their hobby is, catching insects and killing them in alcohol and putting little top hats on them, you know" - Jordan Shanks 6:19
"Baby Daddy" is actually pretty common slang in the USA and Canada (maybe other places too, idk) that refers to a guy is a father to a child, but abandoned the family before or early in the child's life.
ehh even over there can just be the childs dad when they've broken up, and the mother is dating someone else. Its not exclusively used for father who abandoned the family.
In my old town there used to be a restaurant that offered a steak doneness level called "Charlotte Rare" (named after the owners daughter). It consisted of a thick cut of steak kept cold, they dunked it into the deep dryer for about 30 seconds and then put it between two hot cast iron bricks. What can out was sightly more cooked than rare but had an amazing crust on it
I brought a pizza round to a dudes house (a co-worker to whom I made it very clear it was a platonic hang-out). He proceeded to pick out a slice himself to serve on my plate for me. I've carried that annoyance for 10 fucking years. He also insulted the DVD I brought over to watch. Several days later, he's calling to beg me to date him. (He was doing the same thing to 2 other co-workers at the same time) He's still single, ladies.
@bethlovesthings it was Tripod Vs the Dragon. A stand-up show based on Dungeons and Dragons. It was right up this guys ally. His snarky comment was "aren't my DVDs good enough for you?" This was not spoken in a playful manner. I ended up moving interstate just to escape the ick.
I have dated my cousin. It was pretty good because I felt I had a lot in common with them. Meeting the parents wasn't bad at all, as I've already knew them before we started dating. Haven't had children yet, but we're trying.
Keep at it bro, practice makes perfect! And don't listen to anyone saying it won't happen. Men can be women now, it don't matter if you both have ding dongs! 👊
@@Yezpahr oh that's what you think, but when it comes to cousin love it's a case of if you know you know, you know? Or maybe you don't, it could be that you're not into cousin love. I apologize, i've literally just been told i shouldn't draw conclusions. My bad. I think your sarcasm detector might have a flat battery or weak signal or something btw 🙃
@@sirtra Truth be told, I did uninstall that sketchy patch to the emotion binaries. It occupied the same memory addresses as avoid-the-algorithms-wrath which I valued slightly more. (but thanks for clarifying, I was totally like "dafuq is going on here, are my eyes literally lying to me?")
I know you were joking but I am dating my cousin. My mum met her uncle and I moved 500km to live with him. Met her properly 2 years after and ended up moving in with her. Just bought a house together which is awesome but I haven’t mentioned it at work cause it’s a mine and I can’t imagine the shit talking I would get. Gets difficult though because I work with her dad who is my uncle/ stepdad one day 💀
Im 33 and never had a gf. Im completely oblivious to how dating works and im scared of rejection. But, this has helped me to understand some things, haha.
i went on a date with a chick who spoke to me like i was a baby or a toddler. shit felt so painful that i faked needing to go to the bathroom & fucked off before blocking her - haven't spoken to her since
Being spoken to like a child is doubly insulting when you know how inadvisable it is to baby-talk actual children. Don’t do it. They can only imitate what they hear, and if what they hear is dumbed-down syntax with simple vocabulary, they will learn to speak dumb syntax and simple vocabulary. You get out of them exactly what you put in.
No offense meant, but it's amusing to me that, whilst speaking against things that are "dumbed-down", you validate this with a heavily simplified explanation. For example, it has been shown that infants respond better to the higher pitched vocalizations, especially in early childhood (amusingly, this is also an egregious simplification - turns out, humans are complicated!), so it is important to define what you mean by "baby-talk", "child", and to avoid overly generalised simplifications. What age(s) of children are we talking about? What level of "dumbing-down" (simplification)? Thinking of these things as binary in nature is probably not the best idea, in my opinion.
@@caydennormanton9682 what you’re talking about is called motherese or parentese, which in its positive effects has more to do with pitch accenting and hyperarticulation-all thing that encourage reciprocity with the child, and correct pronunciation. What I’m talking about has to do with breadth of vocabulary, made-up words and complexity/length of utterances, but of course a cursory google search could have told you that. You didn’t mean offense, you just wanted to sound smug.
@@petrab.7780 If that's how you insist on taking it, sure. I was more speaking from a place of interest and genuine discussion. Don't take things so personally, dude.
my dad dated his first cousin for a year and a half when i was 13 fresh after divorcing my mother, they had grown up pretty close from about 4 and knew very clearly they were first cousins. my dad continually tried to get me to date my first cousin technical step brother who was 17 at the time (once again i was 13) hed fling the off comment at me like "you and him would be such a cute couple" "youre pretty much boyfriend and girlfriend now" after we would like accidentally touch hands walking past eachother or something. they have broken up now because she was a huge control freak according to my him.
My ex brought her former boyfriend (and a mutual friend of mine) along for our date midway through without telling either of us Cool guy and he apologised when he found out. Made psychology class a bit awkward though
"so what's in your pants?" for Christ's sake, every damn time, it the first line in my bio on every dating app Ive used. At least I know I'm passing for some people.
It’s amazing how much a little bit of mystery and enigma behind subtle flirting can charm women. I wonder if the consent thing was him trying to do enthusiastic consent or something haha. That stuff is highly autistic.
Nah, that isn't autistic, it's just creepy. I'm autistic, and even I know how to ask for consent without invading personal space... but that's cause my own personal space bubble is 5ft.
Asking "how do you feel about consent" is like the worst possible way to ask for consent. Cause you're not asking for consent you're saying "do you think consent is good" which is so obvious it shouldn't even be asked, because asking if you think consent is good implies there's a world where you wouldn't care about it, and that's creepy ASF
I was going on a second date with this Turkish chick. When I texted to let her know I was out front to pick her up, she asks if it's okay if her friend comes too. For a large chunk of that 'date', it was just her and her friend speaking in Turkish to one another. I dropped them off on the side of the road and never saw her again.
I have a few icks thus far: Saying "I love you" on the second meeting, barely a date, we hung out in his room that was just Marvel paraphernalia everywhere (also like 7 glasses on his bedside, mini ick, more so a pet peeve). Second, a guy said "aw baby" in that condescending baby voice. Dude was twice my age, but still. Gross. Third, same guy as the second ick, had Peterson podcasts on autoplay in his car. Not just an ick, a whole stomach bug. And lastly, a little too eager making out, like slobber everywhere, and tongue down my throat with no warning. Like, a little rough is fine, but chomping is not the move, guys. On either pair of lips. I love not dating. Been a great 2 years. Would have to take a very smart, open minded man who hasn't choked down the red pill to court me. For now, I'm protecting my peace from below bare minimum/low effort men.
Until your addendum at the end of the hot-take about babytalk to dogs I was about to make the same point that someone who DOESN'T talk to a dog like "HeLlLO ! Oh You're ADORABLE!" is fucked 😂 But yes, absolutely the people where it just sounds like a 6 foot Mickey/Minnie mouse trying to communicate with a dolphin whenever they talk to ANY animal or baby are 100% CRACKED. 😂
Hmm I wonder how many red flags will be raised in this one.. "how do you feel about consent?" AH LOOK THE RED ARMY IS BACK IN TOWN AND DOING A PARADE! WHAT THE FUCK!
Lol, these stories are hilarious. But let me tell you about a girl I tried to date 30 years ago. Looking at her you will think she is a model and is... well.. normal. Decided to go on a date with her. All still normal. The she said we should go and meet her mom at a church service. Well, not my scene, but she was stunning so I decided to go. This was a Saturday btw. It was one of those services where they dance and go to the front and the priest touch you and apparently the holy Spirit make you go in some spasm. Girl and her mom grabbed me and dragged me to the front. Completely bewildered on wtf is going on. Priest touches girl and mom, they fell down, he touch me... and we look at each other in confusion. Girl who is supposed to be in a trance whispers from the ground "You are embarrassing me!". I shook my head and walk out as the priest shout "THE DEVIL IS IN THIS MAN!". Never spoke to her again. She kept on leaving church papers under my door with notes to please call her for weeks afterwards.
dating is not easy for men nowadays, Im not necessarily ugly id say i meet the average, but ive been on one date in 3 years. i reckon its time to give up
But it could also be because of the miserable world that is the modern sex life, more people don't want to be in a relationship anymore; or even bother to value it
For a while I used to drink waaaaay to much and bomb dates in creative ways because at that stage in my post separation life it was somehow more satisfying (and achievable) that actually meeting a potential future partner... and at least one of these seems vaguely similar to something I did back then. I probably should have been more sus when I ended up in a three year live in relationship with one of the women, didn't end well.
I actually knew someone whose mother left her father and 3 children to marry her cousin and have 4 more kids. The kids seemed great, not sure about the mum though!
I never dated a cousin... but I know someone who did. It's not a fetish thing; it's just that people who spend time together sometimes develop feelings for each other... But if you do you should suppress it. You CAN and DO decide who to love THAT way. Feelings don't excuse bad decisions. (Obviously this is only for people who are actually blood related. If you and your cousin are NOT blood related, I don't see anything wrong with dating.)
I agree it's not a fetish thing. My theory is that family can play a big part as well... You know when adults creepily think that children of opposite sexes being close must equal romantic feelings. For some reason I live in a country that allows cousins to get married. Most people here don't know about this and recoil at the thought when learning this little fun fact. Stellar example of even if it's legal it's not necessarily right.
worst date I ever went on: sad girl on dating app. she asks if we could meet up the same night we start messaging. I feel bad for her, so say yes. We meet for a movie. They're all shit. She selects one I've already seen, but okay. She pays but then asks me to pay her back. Fine. We start to chat whilst we wait for the movie. She thinks I'm a trans girl like her - I'm not - because I was on the same queer dating app. She won't shut up about her ex that just left her, how she wants to kill herself, and her very apparent eating disorder where she'll eat kfc one day and nothing for the rest of the week. Movie starts, so neither of us talk for 2h. Movie finishes. I say bye. We never talk again.
@@dissident1337 not to mention it'd be even harder to "naturally" (not in a pride event, etc) come across somebody who's willing to date you in a same sex relationship
Missed that post, but I'll tell it anyway. The first date went very well, and the second is even better. Had the first kiss before she left. It's what happened the next day. I'm no saint, and my hobby isn't looked on in the kindest of light. Imagine Tokyo Drift/Initial D but a clapped out beater. I've always been straight up with telling women what I get up to, and she was cool with it in the beginning. After the second date she proceeded to tell me about how her friend was hit and killed by others that partake in this "sport" Now I might have believed that if one of my exs dad was the first (I think) person to be convicted of comparable driving in the 2000s when the law was put in place. So, knowing all this, I told her. We don't speak
My dating history is really crazy, as in I mostly ended up dating women that wanted to have sex with me on the first or second date, but then tell me they aren't interested in a relationship, but instead just want a f#ck buddy they can call on whenever they felt like it.
Imagine caring about animals, what a red flag. 🙄 Don't worry mate a vegan or vegetarian woman would hate being with someone like you so you're doing her a favour.
I’m Tasmanian, we just call tinder “family reunion”
“Is there such a thing as a sober one night stand?” Yes! Yes there is! It was lovely! I’m a CSA survivor and my first consensual experience was with a very nice gentleman about 15 years older than me that I met at a party- a friend of a friend who’d just gotten divorced, so he didn’t want any commitments either. Really took the pressure off my first (actual, wanted) time to be something “special,” and took the pressure off him to find a “special” experience after 10 years sleeping with the same woman. It was really nice and ended up being healing in different ways for both of us! It was supposed to be a ONS but we saw each other casually a few more times before I moved away and he met a lovely lady he’s since married.
I went to the Internet and asked "what the fuck is CSA?" So according to my results you survived the Confederate States of America, which would make you a vampire, most likely.
Jordan is showing how he has literally never online dated before when he says guys don't even have to try..... oh how wrong you are.
Look this man was once a model and is currently still a good looking early 30 year old; he does not need or will ever have used online dating
Yeah, there is a spiral, if you're terminally online, have middling or worse looks, and aren't social in any combination of those things, dating and online dating suck. For everyone else it's not that bad.
@@In_the_shed he has also been with his current partner for many years, so has not had a need to.
the bar for guys is so insanely low Ive been blown away multiple times that things I saw as simple human actions were taken as women like nothing could have been better.
It's only hard to get consistent matches but once you get over that barrier the bar is so low for us that all you gotta do is not give off Andrew Tate fan vibes and you're golden
Explaining that you're neurodivergent isn't trauma dumping... It's everything that came after that part.
OCD isn’t a neurodivergent
@@jamescuttler8047 Yeah it is. OCD isn't just being 'fussy' or 'particular' about some things like people casually say. It's a proper disorder that can be clinically diagnosed and absolutely does come under the umbrella of "neurodivergent", same thing with dyslexia, ADHD, Autism and many other conditions related to how peoples brains work differently.
@@jamescuttler8047um, what? For real, what?
@@billjackrock Hate to be this guy, but I'm a dual-diagnosis counselor, and the term 'neurodivergent' only applies to neurodevelopmental disorders like ADHD, Autism, and learning disorders. OCD is classified as an anxiety disorder in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual.
@@billjackrockyeah neurodivergence and mental illness are not the same thing. OCD is a mental illness whereas something like autism is not.
My sister was seeing a guy for a few months but he ended up dumping her for his step sister, theyre still together now 💀
So the "movies" are true?
@@tx5brent apparently so 😅
Blood is thicker than water, I guess
@@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 "step sister" means marriage related, not blood related
@@Se7enth351 doesn't it mean that they at least have 1 parent in common?
Lads, if she brings a friend without telling you, it's because she thinks you might be a serial killer (but you're hot enough that she'll take the risk 😂)
… yeah, but there’s a difference between going on a date with someone in a public place and having a friend there in the background as backup. and bringing along a whole third wheel
@@saint-miscreant I mean, I was trying to make it a joke, man. But realtalk, if I hand you a bag full of snakes and say there's some beautiful ball pythons in there but watch out for the taipans, are you sticking your bare hand in there or are you gonna at least put on some gloves first?
On the plus side, if you can entertain her AND her bestie and still enjoy yourself, you're almost guaranteed a second date. A lot of us also judge a guy by how he treats our friends.
At least you're not stuck in the bag full of taipans waiting for the gentle hand.
Also if she brings a friend I would just leave because she probably has some unresolved trauma from past relationships she's bringing into it. If I accept the premise it will just validate her decision not to work through her issues. It also means I will constantly be compared to stereotypes and never seen as an actual distinct person.
@@dissident1337If you just leave without saying anything it will give a bad impression if you saw her friend. Also i feel like it’s pretty valid/okay that she wants to bring a friend with how the world is now. As long as the friend isn’t butting in or anything it’s fine. I personally would prefer if say, we are at a restaurant and the friend is sitting at a separate table or something like that because i can still have a one on one conversation.
People are less likely to try something if there is someone with you. The only problem with this is if the friend is always there, like no matter how many dates you go on, they are still there, because then you’re getting nowhere. Also if the friend is an ex, then that’s definitely s big red flag.
You women got problems.
"Sometimes saying something quite innocent and not creepy, makes it much creepier than someone who says that their hobby is, catching insects and killing them in alcohol and putting little top hats on them, you know"
- Jordan Shanks
6:19
That "WHAT" from the editor killed me
@@Darkassassin09 it's a perfectly reasonable response too
"Baby Daddy" is actually pretty common slang in the USA and Canada (maybe other places too, idk) that refers to a guy is a father to a child, but abandoned the family before or early in the child's life.
ehh even over there can just be the childs dad when they've broken up, and the mother is dating someone else. Its not exclusively used for father who abandoned the family.
Still sounds trashy as hell lol
I hear my coworkers use it alot, I don't think it's a white term though
It’s kind of like “baby mama”
Baby mama and baby daddy are just unwed parents of the child.
I felt really jealous of Jordan when he said he didn't know what '13 Reasons Why' was.
I still don't. selective memory. what a fucking blessing.
I am still amazed that a show can coincidentally increase suicide rates and they still made more episodes lol.
In my old town there used to be a restaurant that offered a steak doneness level called "Charlotte Rare" (named after the owners daughter). It consisted of a thick cut of steak kept cold, they dunked it into the deep dryer for about 30 seconds and then put it between two hot cast iron bricks.
What can out was sightly more cooked than rare but had an amazing crust on it
I don't really get why the whole "doneness" scale exists. "Mmm yes I'll have my food partially raw, please". Like what are you, a wild animal?
@@EQuake2290 yes.
I brought a pizza round to a dudes house (a co-worker to whom I made it very clear it was a platonic hang-out). He proceeded to pick out a slice himself to serve on my plate for me. I've carried that annoyance for 10 fucking years. He also insulted the DVD I brought over to watch. Several days later, he's calling to beg me to date him. (He was doing the same thing to 2 other co-workers at the same time)
He's still single, ladies.
Sorry for your experience! I'd love to know what movie you picked 😂
Is a pizza round a special form of food ammunition?
@bethlovesthings it was Tripod Vs the Dragon. A stand-up show based on Dungeons and Dragons. It was right up this guys ally. His snarky comment was "aren't my DVDs good enough for you?" This was not spoken in a playful manner. I ended up moving interstate just to escape the ick.
@@WhatIsTheHeatwe fired pizza rounds into the air while screaming "yee haw" into the night.
@@neverforgetjubjubu literally had to move interstate?
i had a baby with my cousin. It called itself jordan, hasnt moved out yet and wont stop screaming about the simpsons and liberals in our garage.
What cousin name
Fuckin LOL
Love ya jordie, always making jokes about serious things, never caring about what others think.
Woo the white background is finally back. thanks jordan!!!
Jordan that insect part was very specific....... o_o
I have dated my cousin. It was pretty good because I felt I had a lot in common with them.
Meeting the parents wasn't bad at all, as I've already knew them before we started dating. Haven't had children yet, but we're trying.
Keep at it bro, practice makes perfect!
And don't listen to anyone saying it won't happen. Men can be women now, it don't matter if you both have ding dongs! 👊
@@sirtra What makes you think they're both men? Literally nothing in there lets you draw that conclusion.
@@Yezpahr oh that's what you think, but when it comes to cousin love it's a case of if you know you know, you know?
Or maybe you don't, it could be that you're not into cousin love. I apologize, i've literally just been told i shouldn't draw conclusions. My bad.
I think your sarcasm detector might have a flat battery or weak signal or something btw 🙃
@@sirtra Truth be told, I did uninstall that sketchy patch to the emotion binaries.
It occupied the same memory addresses as avoid-the-algorithms-wrath which I valued slightly more.
(but thanks for clarifying, I was totally like "dafuq is going on here, are my eyes literally lying to me?")
@@orgonedonor why do u think detectors exist dude? Hey at least we have electronic ones now and not still using canaries like ya ole days eh?
The editing on this was fucking amazing
I know you were joking but I am dating my cousin. My mum met her uncle and I moved 500km to live with him. Met her properly 2 years after and ended up moving in with her. Just bought a house together which is awesome but I haven’t mentioned it at work cause it’s a mine and I can’t imagine the shit talking I would get. Gets difficult though because I work with her dad who is my uncle/ stepdad one day 💀
She must be worth it or you are in way too deep 😂 in saying that all the best in your future and hers mate
Wtf is wrong with you!
😑😑😑 meth? 🤔
It's definitely something?
No hole's that good even with $$$.
Sorry but someone was going to say it eventually.
@ 😂😂😂
Okay now youre cool aha!!! You got to it before I could
Im 33 and never had a gf. Im completely oblivious to how dating works and im scared of rejection. But, this has helped me to understand some things, haha.
Once you see women as below you the rejection doesn't matter you just laugh and walk away.
i went on a date with a chick who spoke to me like i was a baby or a toddler. shit felt so painful that i faked needing to go to the bathroom & fucked off before blocking her - haven't spoken to her since
Oooo baby go potty such a lil cutie
@@ladyhempabila3150 still can’t escape 😤
One of the siblings does that "high baby voice" shit and it drives me insane, makes me think one of us is adopted. I hope it's me.
This has got to be the best thing after i just blocked a toxic women. 😂😂😂
Being spoken to like a child is doubly insulting when you know how inadvisable it is to baby-talk actual children. Don’t do it. They can only imitate what they hear, and if what they hear is dumbed-down syntax with simple vocabulary, they will learn to speak dumb syntax and simple vocabulary. You get out of them exactly what you put in.
No offense meant, but it's amusing to me that, whilst speaking against things that are "dumbed-down", you validate this with a heavily simplified explanation. For example, it has been shown that infants respond better to the higher pitched vocalizations, especially in early childhood (amusingly, this is also an egregious simplification - turns out, humans are complicated!), so it is important to define what you mean by "baby-talk", "child", and to avoid overly generalised simplifications. What age(s) of children are we talking about? What level of "dumbing-down" (simplification)? Thinking of these things as binary in nature is probably not the best idea, in my opinion.
@@caydennormanton9682 what you’re talking about is called motherese or parentese, which in its positive effects has more to do with pitch accenting and hyperarticulation-all thing that encourage reciprocity with the child, and correct pronunciation. What I’m talking about has to do with breadth of vocabulary, made-up words and complexity/length of utterances, but of course a cursory google search could have told you that. You didn’t mean offense, you just wanted to sound smug.
@@petrab.7780 If that's how you insist on taking it, sure. I was more speaking from a place of interest and genuine discussion. Don't take things so personally, dude.
He asked me to get in the trunk of his car because he couldn't afford to pay for *two tickets* to the drive thru movie theater 😒
My best friend just started dating his auntie. I'm not kidding.
what 😬
I'm gonna have to ask you for the full story here, I need to know how this has happened and whether they're blood related and the whole deal
Thank you
women bring friends to first dates sometimes hoping to not get murdered
Farrrrout this guy is hilarious 😅😅😅 7:10 love that ahahaha
Fun fact, helgas and wonder white are both owned by the same parent company Goodman & Fielder
Jordan please come to dubbo
my dad dated his first cousin for a year and a half when i was 13 fresh after divorcing my mother, they had grown up pretty close from about 4 and knew very clearly they were first cousins. my dad continually tried to get me to date my first cousin technical step brother who was 17 at the time (once again i was 13) hed fling the off comment at me like "you and him would be such a cute couple" "youre pretty much boyfriend and girlfriend now" after we would like accidentally touch hands walking past eachother or something. they have broken up now because she was a huge control freak according to my him.
love the editing, good work!
THANK YOU! CRISPY IS NOW RUINED FOR ME
My ex brought her former boyfriend (and a mutual friend of mine) along for our date midway through without telling either of us
Cool guy and he apologised when he found out. Made psychology class a bit awkward though
"so what's in your pants?" for Christ's sake, every damn time, it the first line in my bio on every dating app Ive used. At least I know I'm passing for some people.
It’s amazing how much a little bit of mystery and enigma behind subtle flirting can charm women.
I wonder if the consent thing was him trying to do enthusiastic consent or something haha. That stuff is highly autistic.
Nah, that isn't autistic, it's just creepy. I'm autistic, and even I know how to ask for consent without invading personal space... but that's cause my own personal space bubble is 5ft.
Asking "how do you feel about consent" is like the worst possible way to ask for consent. Cause you're not asking for consent you're saying "do you think consent is good" which is so obvious it shouldn't even be asked, because asking if you think consent is good implies there's a world where you wouldn't care about it, and that's creepy ASF
At this point this is just Friendlyjordies2
I was going on a second date with this Turkish chick. When I texted to let her know I was out front to pick her up, she asks if it's okay if her friend comes too. For a large chunk of that 'date', it was just her and her friend speaking in Turkish to one another. I dropped them off on the side of the road and never saw her again.
I have a few icks thus far:
Saying "I love you" on the second meeting, barely a date, we hung out in his room that was just Marvel paraphernalia everywhere (also like 7 glasses on his bedside, mini ick, more so a pet peeve).
Second, a guy said "aw baby" in that condescending baby voice. Dude was twice my age, but still. Gross.
Third, same guy as the second ick, had Peterson podcasts on autoplay in his car. Not just an ick, a whole stomach bug.
And lastly, a little too eager making out, like slobber everywhere, and tongue down my throat with no warning. Like, a little rough is fine, but chomping is not the move, guys. On either pair of lips.
I love not dating. Been a great 2 years. Would have to take a very smart, open minded man who hasn't choked down the red pill to court me. For now, I'm protecting my peace from below bare minimum/low effort men.
13 reasons why guy is actually Joe Hildebrand
Went on a date with a girl all nice, she messaged me the next day and said thanks but she'd decided to kill herself.
We dated for another 3 months.
How many different wigs does homie own.
Start off with a joke - "So Mario walks into a Bar. OOMPH" no wait, how to ruin a date????
the first guy is defiantly my husband!!! OMFG "so your dead are you?"
Until your addendum at the end of the hot-take about babytalk to dogs I was about to make the same point that someone who DOESN'T talk to a dog like "HeLlLO ! Oh You're ADORABLE!" is fucked 😂 But yes, absolutely the people where it just sounds like a 6 foot Mickey/Minnie mouse trying to communicate with a dolphin whenever they talk to ANY animal or baby are 100% CRACKED. 😂
When she says "do you have any female friends? I don't think men and women can just be friends" I skip dessert.
Hmm I wonder how many red flags will be raised in this one.. "how do you feel about consent?" AH LOOK THE RED ARMY IS BACK IN TOWN AND DOING A PARADE! WHAT THE FUCK!
Me wondering if I sound annoying while talking up a random puppy: 👁️👄👁️
6:17 Jordan that was oddly specific
I just realised, Jordie's ear's right angles
Lol, these stories are hilarious. But let me tell you about a girl I tried to date 30 years ago. Looking at her you will think she is a model and is... well.. normal. Decided to go on a date with her. All still normal. The she said we should go and meet her mom at a church service. Well, not my scene, but she was stunning so I decided to go. This was a Saturday btw. It was one of those services where they dance and go to the front and the priest touch you and apparently the holy Spirit make you go in some spasm. Girl and her mom grabbed me and dragged me to the front. Completely bewildered on wtf is going on. Priest touches girl and mom, they fell down, he touch me... and we look at each other in confusion. Girl who is supposed to be in a trance whispers from the ground "You are embarrassing me!". I shook my head and walk out as the priest shout "THE DEVIL IS IN THIS MAN!". Never spoke to her again. She kept on leaving church papers under my door with notes to please call her for weeks afterwards.
2:38 She said Mr. Wrong, not Mr. Wong XD
dating is not easy for men nowadays, Im not necessarily ugly id say i meet the average, but ive been on one date in 3 years. i reckon its time to give up
nah man just keep trying
@@danrandlehandle nah fuck that, its so over for me
@@ctrooster4536 why do you reckon that’s the case
@@danrandlehandle cos I like picking the easy way. I’m a lazy mf. I’d like to fix that but it’s a bit of a catch 22
@@ctrooster4536 wdym picking the easy way? As in giving up?
How are people this shit at dating…
As someone who is 20 and never dated, these are indeed dating plebs
But it could also be because of the miserable world that is the modern sex life, more people don't want to be in a relationship anymore; or even bother to value it
For a while I used to drink waaaaay to much and bomb dates in creative ways because at that stage in my post separation life it was somehow more satisfying (and achievable) that actually meeting a potential future partner... and at least one of these seems vaguely similar to something I did back then. I probably should have been more sus when I ended up in a three year live in relationship with one of the women, didn't end well.
8:35 I'd pay good money for that
How did you fix your hair this fast..? I need to know, that's the self improvement I'm here for
I actually knew someone whose mother left her father and 3 children to marry her cousin and have 4 more kids. The kids seemed great, not sure about the mum though!
I never dated a cousin... but I know someone who did. It's not a fetish thing; it's just that people who spend time together sometimes develop feelings for each other... But if you do you should suppress it. You CAN and DO decide who to love THAT way. Feelings don't excuse bad decisions.
(Obviously this is only for people who are actually blood related. If you and your cousin are NOT blood related, I don't see anything wrong with dating.)
I agree it's not a fetish thing. My theory is that family can play a big part as well... You know when adults creepily think that children of opposite sexes being close must equal romantic feelings.
For some reason I live in a country that allows cousins to get married. Most people here don't know about this and recoil at the thought when learning this little fun fact. Stellar example of even if it's legal it's not necessarily right.
What are you doing over in Perth😂
Had a intimate hugging session with a sister. Black women are awesome.
Lol, I've pulled out a vape when walking on a date. Whoops! Guess I'll chalk this up as a sigma move
Wait, which channel am i on?
Oh god I had a crush on my cousin when I was 10. It’s ok because he was adopted
Well if you want to ruin it focus on anyone else but the person you are dating
My friend went on a date and the chick bought her 3 kids as a surprise
there is a concerning amount of cousin lovers in this comment section
The vape roast was brutal
worst date I ever went on: sad girl on dating app. she asks if we could meet up the same night we start messaging. I feel bad for her, so say yes. We meet for a movie. They're all shit. She selects one I've already seen, but okay. She pays but then asks me to pay her back. Fine. We start to chat whilst we wait for the movie. She thinks I'm a trans girl like her - I'm not - because I was on the same queer dating app. She won't shut up about her ex that just left her, how she wants to kill herself, and her very apparent eating disorder where she'll eat kfc one day and nothing for the rest of the week. Movie starts, so neither of us talk for 2h. Movie finishes. I say bye. We never talk again.
Come darwin or what
'make it crispy' is not well done, its congratulations
according to jordies im fucked lololol
yes i am single lol
ive only recently subscribed. UR prolific
HAHAHA HOW DID YOU GET THIS POSTED SO FAST WHAT THE HELL
First.....ly an amazing video As i have watched in the first 14 seconds
noce
nice
Don't know how I do it
I tend to say weird shit, but I always make sure its done in a way that makes it obvious I know its weird and Im being a dickhead 😆
Hey Jordan just letting you know I’ve activated the do not recommend for your blog blob ,good bye hopefully forever!
my dad married his cousin
GFEs, all the way.
“So what’s your childhood trauma?”
Jesus! We just met and I don’t know your favourite colour yet. Let’s slow down a bit
Stop dating online and just start talking to people.
That sounds like a great idea. If people weren't staring at a light up glass tablet all day
The disappearance of third spaces and the constant push of competition between the sexes have been the dual bane of hetero dating.
@@dissident1337 not to mention it'd be even harder to "naturally" (not in a pride event, etc) come across somebody who's willing to date you in a same sex relationship
I'm married to my cousin 😅😂
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this Jordan, but Helga's and Wonder White are the same thing.
i used to date a guy who liked putting on law and order svu in the background...
Bro uploaded an FJ video to the JS channel
Missed that post, but I'll tell it anyway.
The first date went very well, and the second is even better. Had the first kiss before she left. It's what happened the next day.
I'm no saint, and my hobby isn't looked on in the kindest of light. Imagine Tokyo Drift/Initial D but a clapped out beater.
I've always been straight up with telling women what I get up to, and she was cool with it in the beginning.
After the second date she proceeded to tell me about how her friend was hit and killed by others that partake in this "sport"
Now I might have believed that if one of my exs dad was the first (I think) person to be convicted of comparable driving in the 2000s when the law was put in place.
So, knowing all this, I told her.
We don't speak
Reminds me of how Hitler's grand-nephew had a Jewish girlfriend who broke up with him after finding out who is grand-uncle was
@@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500I mean... that wound have made the relationship a little awkward, to be fair
hehe it feels like you always have allergys
My dating history is really crazy, as in I mostly ended up dating women that wanted to have sex with me on the first or second date, but then tell me they aren't interested in a relationship, but instead just want a f#ck buddy they can call on whenever they felt like it.
Screw that. You just know they’re slumming around. Don’t care what you’re gender is, slumming isn’t attractive
Shanks from one piece it that you?
JFC Jordan… the skit with the nails on the board…. Went for so long… you could genuinely play that on loop and torture someone into insanity
Jordan your absence has majorly bothered me I will not watch the whole video boooooo
you are my brain rot😍
W Simpsons
When men have long fingernails
For me, the turn off is simple. If she’s vegetarian/vegan, RUN.
Imagine caring about animals, what a red flag. 🙄 Don't worry mate a vegan or vegetarian woman would hate being with someone like you so you're doing her a favour.
Cousins..... like your sister but not so frowned upon.
That should be on a shirt 😂
Dating disasters are f*cking cool!!!
Ick is the new cringe?
OMG its Shanksu Sama and hes Australien