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My year 9 class committed credit card fraud to the Peter Dutton care foundation as a meme we had the AFP show up at school wanting to arrest us this was $75000
A girlfriend told me that she lived in a share house with all these other girls and the guy next door would give them two dollars for each of their use tampons and he would hang them on the clothesline to dry them out. She said she could earn up to 20 or 30 bucks every cycle.
That LSD story is an urban legend. I head the story in the '90s and I'm sure it was being told before that. Not promoting psychedelics. Just a fun fact
Yeah I heard that one decades ago... except it was that he thought he was a glass of orange juice and you couldn't go near him because he was terrified he'd spill. Way better (?) imo
When I was 14 I went to the doctors having issues with my digestive system, and the doctors discovered that my parents and the doctors who had birthed me had changed my gender when I was born, off the books. The Gastroenterologist who discovered this thankfully took me aside and told me it, asking if I wanted the parents to be let in on it. I decided to not let them in, as they have a tendency to be extremely controlling (to the point of choosing my gender for me). So for the past 9 years I've been secretly working with a gender therapy specialist to give me the doses of estrogen that my body is lacking (which has lead to sooo many problems). And the best part is, I've been using their wallet for it, slowly having them literally pay for what they did to me. They don't know about it yet, cause they're not the best at keeping their funds in order, but I'll probably spill the beans a year or two after I become fully independent.
Intersex people are born with both sets of genitals and a lot of the time a doctor or parent will take it upon themselves to “decide” what gender their child should be by having the doctor remove/suture the set of genitals that don’t align with the designated gender. This causes a lot of issues down the line though.
I have a story that I know is good but I'm so incredibly ashamed of what I did that I don't know if I can type it publicly...it's nothing illegal, just gross
That myth about psychedelics has been all around the world, usually with oranges related somehow. When I heard it it was about a guy who did too much acid and spent the rest of his life convinced he was a glass of orange juice.
I'm not sure if anyone's told you this before but the deep gravely voice you did for the title read could have been an exact match for Disco Elysium's main character.
my buddy Colton dated this girl for 3 weeks and then arranged a dinner date for her to meet his father. When he came to the restaurant the dad and gf lost their shit because they were half siblings that have never met. colton falkd his sister :( they had good chemistry, just not for breeding.
my Nonno has a friend who one time tried to poison an entire village in Italy, he tried to poison the water supply as apparently at the time the village had no running water, however in this attempt he was caught which ended up with him being chased and shot at by the entire town. while trying to escape he attempted to climb over a wall however before he made it over he was shot in the head. BUT!!! the bullet missed his brain and went out above his skull and he managed to escape. To this day he and my Nonno are still friends and he still has a dent in his forehead from when he was shot. shit was pretty crazy. I've got more stories from my grandparents that are about as crazy so if u like it put it in the video
You should review the best schools in South Australia, the reviews are sht funny, also, talk about the corruption going on in SA! people needs to know whats up!
My mum used to work with a guy with creepy vibes, everyone in the office called him creepy Andre. So he's now in prison for double homicide and burning a car. Turned out he killed his drug dealer, killed his drug dealers gf and then dumbly burnt the car in an attempt to shittily cover up his crime. Safe to say there was definite reason to call him creepy Andre. Btw this was in near Perth probly before 2005.
My granny has burned down a house and killed atleast 2 people, to my knowledge. My wife and I are the only 2 who know the truth. Being we live in the same house we’re both afraid to get the cops involved, plus the people she killed were already on deaths door, objectively evil and she offed them with the morphine prescribed to them by hospice. The house she burned was her husbands grandmothers and she burnt it to keep her mother from moving into it. The statute of limitations has passed on that one.
one of my mates who lived in the middle of nowhere (and did a lot of lsd) had two cats as mousers and left some out and one of the cats got to it. it vanished for about 2 days and came back covered in tiny scratches from presumed mouse attacks
I'm not sure you realize you aren't supposed to blindly believe anything people say on the internet.. especially when you ask strangers to tell you the most extreme versions of something. That would be the best advice you could give.
Took Acid 2x 1st time I was overwhelming tired and didn't notice the visual distortions, I just kept forgetting what I was doing. 2nd time I went to a club, it lasted 12 hours, got home at 6am and tried watching "The Out-Laws" on Netflix. Adam Devine's face is cursed while tripping. Gave up the other 2 tabs, shit is not worth the trip.
I recently ruined a friendship partly because of psychedelics. The best lesson I've learned from them is that you have to create change on your own, substances won't do that.
Thanks for the advice. I've never partook, but have been exposed to the rhetoric that it will rewire you and you'll start getting shit done. I sometimes wondered if there was any veracity in this (I've taken a lot of prescription drugs that deeply affect my psyche for better or worse, and know how potent drugs can be), but you're here saying that it's as real as a magic wand. Good to know
I got stalked by this asian girl, I used to know, she was a large burger, I heard a bell ring, while watching Anime, I quickly ran to the door, slightly opened, like, who comes to my house at this hour? (9pm - 10pm) My brother? My brother's girlfriend? My Dada? My Mother? My si-? Nvm, I questioned her a lot, no reply, for about couple minutes later, she started talkin, I started to recognise her and she started questioning me if my friend was at home and I said no, while my friend was shttin in the toilet, I texted him to stay quiet and get ready to call the cops if sht went down. She tried to talk to me but, I closed the door on her, checked if windows and doors were locked and curterned up. Sht was traumatizing...everytime when someone rings the bell, I always hesitate to open the door....I reported to the school and got no reply back from it....
I was prescribed esketamine, a pharmaceutical stereoisomer of ketamine, due to medication resistant major depressive disorder. Is that also a horrible use of a psychodelic substance, like mushrooms for the terminally ill that is being studied? I suppose Australia consumes huge amount of bl0w per capita so that's more the view of substance use...
I knew a stripper from kings Cross who eliminated her competition ( dancers would do a session at one club then go to another club for another job dancing , bar to bar to bar not many dancers stay in one spot , they tour every work night.. Anyway the one I knew was that beaming off her head I asked her why and she was so proud if herself she had sabotaged the competition for pole dancing spots by super glue on all the dressing room lockers and hid any other costum clothing & make-up she could find out on the rooftop awwnigs out of sight ...all in a power take down of any other dancer .. She was so proud but it 2as also adrenalin, if the dancers found out they would have buried her in one of the lockers and she wouldn't have ever been found.. the Cross has changed a lot since thoes days ...
A colleague I knew was dumped by his girlfriend when he got "a bit too high'' on LSD one night. His girlfriends cat walked into the room where they're were sleeping, he thought it was a real tiger and grabbed the cat by the tail and started smashing it into the wall, killing it, to protect his girlfriends life.
was already on the fence with jordan but seeing him feed into the transphobia of the last commenter has sealed the deal for me. Wont ever see me around here again
Been a jorden fan is like Chinese water torture. He sees 1 vid of a fat Turkish guy dancing and suddenly he can't stop referencing it in his main, pod, or self help channel.
When I was a kid staying at my cousin's house my cousin had his girlfriend stay over. He was I think 15 and her 14. She was supposed to sleep in his sister's room for the night. Anyway she snuck into his room and they had sex. The next day my psycho Aunt suspected that they had sex and rushed into his room. She grabbed the sheets, sniffed them and screamed out 'I smell sex in these sheets'. I, also only 14 at the time, just stood there unsure how I was supposed to react to her statement. The Aunt flew into a rage, swearing and promising that my cousin's girlfriend would not ever be allowed to return to the house. What sort of crazy bitch sniffs her own son's sheets in a search for the scent of sex?
Jordan, the Italian guy shot the Italian guy he was serenading his to be fiancé. he didn’t shoot the girl he was shooting at the guy he was trying to take his girl
Weird for the dude to somewhat focus on his friend coming out as trans, instead of solely on the real problem, the decapitated mouse head collection...
truthfully one of the best take aways I've gotten from psychedelics is that new age spiritualists/younger hippies are fucking horrific awful people. for that I will always be grateful to LSD.
(Please censor my profile pic and name) I have chronic back pain issues, get prescribed pretty strong opioids against it, sometimes when i wake up and the pain is too severe, i get a 3ml syringe (no needle ofc), and prepare my medication to be injected into my butt (again without a needle, that would be too f‘ed even for me That was it will kick in in 5min instead of multiple hours of pain
Way back when I was 18, some friends and I went water skiing after eating some Magic Mushrooms, which was really cool, but then that night we went to the local Drive in to watch Alien after eating Magic Mushroom burgers, which was freaky. Then the next day I took the left over mushrooms to a girlfriends place and made Magic Mushroom tea and then spent the night listening to the Rolling Stones and having sex. It was a great weekend but I never did mushrooms again.
Very Disappointed the last part of the video wasn't - "...And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license? That's right... Mislav Belobrajdic" With Mislav doing his very best "Doh" In the background
I do have an actual filthy secret. When I was a kid, my stepbrother got preferential treatment and never got in trouble for his shit, so one time I scrubbed his toothbrush inside the toilet reeeeeeeal good, I made sure to basically clean the thing with it. I got immense satisfaction out of him brushing his teeth for a while after that 😈
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I’m in the uk…
My year 9 class committed credit card fraud to the Peter Dutton care foundation as a meme we had the AFP show up at school wanting to arrest us this was $75000
Don't the afp have better things to do
A girlfriend told me that she lived in a share house with all these other girls and the guy next door would give them two dollars for each of their use tampons and he would hang them on the clothesline to dry them out. She said she could earn up to 20 or 30 bucks every cycle.
maybe he was a vampire and it was his way of storing food for latter.
That LSD story is an urban legend. I head the story in the '90s and I'm sure it was being told before that. Not promoting psychedelics. Just a fun fact
Yeah I heard that one decades ago... except it was that he thought he was a glass of orange juice and you couldn't go near him because he was terrified he'd spill. Way better (?) imo
That actually made me relax
Why is it just now I'm finding this channel, this content is amazing! 10/10
It is 5am, I work nights and look forward to coming home and checking up on the new uploads, perfect unwind time!
No better way to finish off a grave yard shift 😂
"Are there health benefits to drinking my own urine? No, but I do it anyway, because it's sterile and I like the taste"
Good movie
It's not sterile, that's a myth
@@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 it’s a line from a movie…
@@FireBallZ24Gaming I know, I was just pointing out that it's widely thought that urine is sterile but it isn't.
@@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 ah cool mate, I still wouldn’t do a Bear Grills lol
When I was 14 I went to the doctors having issues with my digestive system, and the doctors discovered that my parents and the doctors who had birthed me had changed my gender when I was born, off the books. The Gastroenterologist who discovered this thankfully took me aside and told me it, asking if I wanted the parents to be let in on it. I decided to not let them in, as they have a tendency to be extremely controlling (to the point of choosing my gender for me). So for the past 9 years I've been secretly working with a gender therapy specialist to give me the doses of estrogen that my body is lacking (which has lead to sooo many problems). And the best part is, I've been using their wallet for it, slowly having them literally pay for what they did to me. They don't know about it yet, cause they're not the best at keeping their funds in order, but I'll probably spill the beans a year or two after I become fully independent.
So you where a girl raised as a boy, no? Wouldn't the lack of sausage eventually give it away?
Even the kids stories are terrible these days.
😂😂
Okay so what were you born as and what did they change it to? And what did you need the estrogen for?
Intersex people are born with both sets of genitals and a lot of the time a doctor or parent will take it upon themselves to “decide” what gender their child should be by having the doctor remove/suture the set of genitals that don’t align with the designated gender. This causes a lot of issues down the line though.
Fuck yes!
I have a story that I know is good but I'm so incredibly ashamed of what I did that I don't know if I can type it publicly...it's nothing illegal, just gross
Go right ahead tell us
That myth about psychedelics has been all around the world, usually with oranges related somehow. When I heard it it was about a guy who did too much acid and spent the rest of his life convinced he was a glass of orange juice.
I'm not sure if anyone's told you this before but the deep gravely voice you did for the title read could have been an exact match for Disco Elysium's main character.
What is the difference between this and the friendkyjimmies channel now?
helf selp
Lower ad rev
This one’s called Jordan Shanks and the other one’s called Friendly Jordies. Hope that helps :)
@jordanshanks5340 loving that youtube wanted try translating that in English lol
@@jordanshanks5340if not for google translate i never would have understood such wise words
@4:35 Shanks has got some pipes! Where's the "Jordan Shanks all-singing all-dancing variety hour"?
Jordan never fails to fill us up with his hot gooey content.
😦
The imagery
its everywhere
God. Everything being hit with inflation lately. Now this.
I've done plenty of drugs. Once you realize everyone around you is also on them, being the one who isn't, becomes a super power.
you are slowly looking more and more like a comic book dad
like Clark Kent (minus the muscles)?
yeah kind of@@potapotapotapotapotapota
saranated? So surprised Jordies didnt go off on him for that, especially considering he had the 'sang' part
You've heard of "inna woods", now we have "inna bush"
my buddy Colton dated this girl for 3 weeks and then arranged a dinner date for her to meet his father. When he came to the restaurant the dad and gf lost their shit because they were half siblings that have never met. colton falkd his sister :( they had good chemistry, just not for breeding.
That yellow highlight effect hit different on the piss drinking post
my Nonno has a friend who one time tried to poison an entire village in Italy, he tried to poison the water supply as apparently at the time the village had no running water, however in this attempt he was caught which ended up with him being chased and shot at by the entire town. while trying to escape he attempted to climb over a wall however before he made it over he was shot in the head. BUT!!! the bullet missed his brain and went out above his skull and he managed to escape. To this day he and my Nonno are still friends and he still has a dent in his forehead from when he was shot.
shit was pretty crazy. I've got more stories from my grandparents that are about as crazy so if u like it put it in the video
You should review the best schools in South Australia, the reviews are sht funny, also, talk about the corruption going on in SA! people needs to know whats up!
Nice video bro. I haven't watched it yet, but it looks good
he looks like if Cillian Murphey was lower-middle class
My mum used to work with a guy with creepy vibes, everyone in the office called him creepy Andre. So he's now in prison for double homicide and burning a car. Turned out he killed his drug dealer, killed his drug dealers gf and then dumbly burnt the car in an attempt to shittily cover up his crime. Safe to say there was definite reason to call him creepy Andre. Btw this was in near Perth probly before 2005.
melissa caddick was at my parents' wedding. she went to primary school with my mum
One of my local Councillors was arrested for murder recently 😮 no joke, we keep saying our council is gonna end up like Ipswich's 😂
way north is worse :) nah gammin, but serious come pick your mum up im done with her
Watched this pretty high and zoned out and came back in t the fly bit… ahah. Zonked.
Why does Jordan look like he has much more hair in this video?
jordan is an australian flavoured one-liner machine
Missed opportunity to say “Oh no, my bike. I only had one payment left on that”
Finally, someone who understands when I say “other stuff” it’s the old incurable disease
Jordan sounding like the Limbic System from Disco Elysium in that intro
My granny has burned down a house and killed atleast 2 people, to my knowledge. My wife and I are the only 2 who know the truth. Being we live in the same house we’re both afraid to get the cops involved, plus the people she killed were already on deaths door, objectively evil and she offed them with the morphine prescribed to them by hospice. The house she burned was her husbands grandmothers and she burnt it to keep her mother from moving into it. The statute of limitations has passed on that one.
Homicide statute never expires toots
one of my mates who lived in the middle of nowhere (and did a lot of lsd) had two cats as mousers and left some out and one of the cats got to it. it vanished for about 2 days and came back covered in tiny scratches from presumed mouse attacks
You went straight to "mouse attacks" instead of "got too intimate with a prickly scrubland bush for one of many reasons"? If you say so...
"My friend used to drink his own piss for health benefit" > Ad for Pampers diapers.
UA-cam is so on point, it's genuinely impressive.
man was not expecting 2015 jordy but here we are
The stealing and selling of bikes is common for youths worldwide sadly😂
I'm not sure you realize you aren't supposed to blindly believe anything people say on the internet.. especially when you ask strangers to tell you the most extreme versions of something. That would be the best advice you could give.
Took Acid 2x
1st time I was overwhelming tired and didn't notice the visual distortions, I just kept forgetting what I was doing.
2nd time I went to a club, it lasted 12 hours, got home at 6am and tried watching "The Out-Laws" on Netflix.
Adam Devine's face is cursed while tripping.
Gave up the other 2 tabs, shit is not worth the trip.
Who goes clubbing on acid 😂
Would have been putrid as.
Stick to beers till ya level up properly 😢
@@A.D.D.O.C.D.T techno clubbing bro.
Yeah look imma stick to caps 😅
I recently ruined a friendship partly because of psychedelics. The best lesson I've learned from them is that you have to create change on your own, substances won't do that.
They change your brain chemistry. That's change. And one could say they did make a change, you changed into not doing drugs again soooooooooo
Delics show you who you really are ,that person wasn’t worth it.
Thanks for the advice. I've never partook, but have been exposed to the rhetoric that it will rewire you and you'll start getting shit done. I sometimes wondered if there was any veracity in this (I've taken a lot of prescription drugs that deeply affect my psyche for better or worse, and know how potent drugs can be), but you're here saying that it's as real as a magic wand. Good to know
You don't take substances to invoke change..
They're taken for enlightenment..
With enlightenment you can then create real change
UNACKNOWLEDGED SPECIAL ACCESS PROGRAMS IS SO CLASSFIED I DONT EVEN I EXIST 😆
I got stalked by this asian girl, I used to know, she was a large burger, I heard a bell ring, while watching Anime, I quickly ran to the door, slightly opened, like, who comes to my house at this hour? (9pm - 10pm) My brother? My brother's girlfriend? My Dada? My Mother? My si-? Nvm, I questioned her a lot, no reply, for about couple minutes later, she started talkin, I started to recognise her and she started questioning me if my friend was at home and I said no, while my friend was shttin in the toilet, I texted him to stay quiet and get ready to call the cops if sht went down. She tried to talk to me but, I closed the door on her, checked if windows and doors were locked and curterned up. Sht was traumatizing...everytime when someone rings the bell, I always hesitate to open the door....I reported to the school and got no reply back from it....
one of your best videos! couldnt stop laughing
I was prescribed esketamine, a pharmaceutical stereoisomer of ketamine, due to medication resistant major depressive disorder. Is that also a horrible use of a psychodelic substance, like mushrooms for the terminally ill that is being studied? I suppose Australia consumes huge amount of bl0w per capita so that's more the view of substance use...
I knew a stripper from kings Cross who eliminated her competition ( dancers would do a session at one club then go to another club for another job dancing , bar to bar to bar not many dancers stay in one spot , they tour every work night..
Anyway the one I knew was that beaming off her head I asked her why and she was so proud if herself she had sabotaged the competition for pole dancing spots by super glue on all the dressing room lockers and hid any other costum clothing & make-up she could find out on the rooftop awwnigs out of sight ...all in a power take down of any other dancer ..
She was so proud but it 2as also adrenalin, if the dancers found out they would have buried her in one of the lockers and she wouldn't have ever been found.. the Cross has changed a lot since thoes days ...
I once edged everyday every morning for a week straight
thats just gooning mate
That intro is menacing 💀
my father did it with rakija and running around the truck the police n the industry called him king of the road 8) xo
2:57 Man is fighting the earth's gravity
A colleague I knew was dumped by his girlfriend when he got "a bit too high'' on LSD one night. His girlfriends cat walked into the room where they're were sleeping, he thought it was a real tiger and grabbed the cat by the tail and started smashing it into the wall, killing it, to protect his girlfriends life.
Questacon is the bomb!!!
Soooo glad the Mum story isnt me😅
The Croatian flag when talking about a Korean person jesus lol
Well the FBI hasn’t raided my home yet so he didn’t find them all 😅
was already on the fence with jordan but seeing him feed into the transphobia of the last commenter has sealed the deal for me. Wont ever see me around here again
Well worth my money on patreon for this vid
i got full triple star rank in mariokart without knowing how to powerslide. i pronounced meme as mem-eee for the first 2 years i knew the word.
the psychedelic story is 100% bullshit.
Been a jorden fan is like Chinese water torture.
He sees 1 vid of a fat Turkish guy dancing and suddenly he can't stop referencing it in his main, pod, or self help channel.
1:29 what does it say? I️ must know, mate
Psychedelics cured my AIDS needs to be a tshirt
can you make video on how to succeed in creative jobs such as acting ?
psychedelics are for everyone but not for everyone iykyk
thing is there hasn't been any qanon info dumps for years so what are these people talking about when they say qanon?
Lucky he identified as a fly Fly..
And not as a Fruit Fly.
Least now he can still travel interstate 🤔🕴️
When I was a kid staying at my cousin's house my cousin had his girlfriend stay over. He was I think 15 and her 14. She was supposed to sleep in his sister's room for the night. Anyway she snuck into his room and they had sex. The next day my psycho Aunt suspected that they had sex and rushed into his room. She grabbed the sheets, sniffed them and screamed out 'I smell sex in these sheets'.
I, also only 14 at the time, just stood there unsure how I was supposed to react to her statement. The Aunt flew into a rage, swearing and promising that my cousin's girlfriend would not ever be allowed to return to the house. What sort of crazy bitch sniffs her own son's sheets in a search for the scent of sex?
Jordan, the Italian guy shot the Italian guy he was serenading his to be fiancé. he didn’t shoot the girl he was shooting at the guy he was trying to take his girl
i missread the title as fitness secrets.
Weird for the dude to somewhat focus on his friend coming out as trans, instead of solely on the real problem, the decapitated mouse head collection...
truthfully one of the best take aways I've gotten from psychedelics is that new age spiritualists/younger hippies are fucking horrific awful people. for that I will always be grateful to LSD.
I genuinely chose the direction I wanted to go in. Wasn't the choice most would have made. Fuck them though.
U make me wanna order mebulog!!
Nah Labour is good as ,little Anthony crawling up Whinnies ass.
Thanks for that great push there 🫡
nice, very nice.
(Please censor my profile pic and name)
I have chronic back pain issues, get prescribed pretty strong opioids against it, sometimes when i wake up and the pain is too severe, i get a 3ml syringe (no needle ofc), and prepare my medication to be injected into my butt (again without a needle, that would be too f‘ed even for me
That was it will kick in in 5min instead of multiple hours of pain
Way back when I was 18, some friends and I went water skiing after eating some Magic Mushrooms, which was really cool, but then that night we went to the local Drive in to watch Alien after eating Magic Mushroom burgers, which was freaky. Then the next day I took the left over mushrooms to a girlfriends place and made Magic Mushroom tea and then spent the night listening to the Rolling Stones and having sex.
It was a great weekend but I never did mushrooms again.
bex powders n a can of coke
Very Disappointed the last part of the video wasn't -
"...And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license? That's right... Mislav Belobrajdic"
With Mislav doing his very best "Doh" In the background
Jordies gotta learn bout handfishing (noodling) itellyouwhut
I’m really out that interesting
PAYtreon
Emmet
Wait Jordan didn't A class help you in some way?
This vids hilarious
I do have an actual filthy secret. When I was a kid, my stepbrother got preferential treatment and never got in trouble for his shit, so one time I scrubbed his toothbrush inside the toilet reeeeeeeal good, I made sure to basically clean the thing with it. I got immense satisfaction out of him brushing his teeth for a while after that 😈
I miss the really bad quality Jordan Shanks videos. This just feels wrong and quite frankly my eyes feel very offending with the non shit quality
U need veet and sprite
get a haircut buddy
Sorry but Jordies what’s fun about about a sentence with a auntie council and lgbtqi
Who the hell does this guy think he is? George Brandis??