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That looks like the massage chair at the mall the violated me! I kid you not, it clamped down on my legs so i couldn’t get up and jammed a knob right into my turd cutter with far MORE force than any man should be comfortable with! I spent the next few minutes confused and looking around for the hidden cameras, which i sadly never found.

The windows shut down jingle and Jordan in a hat made this old broad cackle.

That hat keeps hypnotizing me and I subconsciously keep thinking your head is going to just POP off your body and fly at the screen 😂. Wtf did I wake up on?! Lol Also coming from someone who has the worst possible luck in the world. Obstacles, and how you deal with them… DEFINE YOU! Dont ever just throw your hands in the air and give up. You dont want to be that person and nobody wants that person as their friend or partner. Knuckle down and deal with it. You WILL feel better about yourself once its resolved!

I know really late for this, and the story is not what got us thrown out so much as what happened during. 2 mates and I had been drinking since early afternoon (nfc how we even got in), but the final straw was when one of them slid off his stool while drinking a shot, jumped up facing the wrong way and sculled a drink of the table that he was now facing. After we were told to gtfo, and on our way out, the same bloke grabbed an empty glass on the way out, hurled into it NEATLY to the top without spilling a drop, put it on the table, nodded to the bouncer and walked out

Buzzy how I heard Mr Shanks say "sign up" for years. This year i finally did it. He wasn't wrong, truly life changing advice on his patreon. 2 weeks of his advice completely turned my life around 🤟

This is the first time I released in dozens of these videos that this channel is supposed to be unironically self help

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Intelligence = Knowledge of Understanding

My boyfriend decided it'd be fun to pound me in rhythm with the intro and now I can't watch those anymore lol

Gindr makes me wish I was gay, sadly I am not. I would LOVE to go on an app and get unsolicited Peach pictures.... So sad that I don't live in that world.

I'm 37M and autistic (high functioning). I don't think I'm incapable of being in a long term relationship but for whatever reason, it's just never happened. I want to be happy being alone before I meet someone. You don't want to get into a relationship if you aren't happy with yourself. Women aren't attracted to desperate men.

I just want to live so fully that it doesn't matter what comes after...

8:52 lying in the bed that you were made in, _not_ lying the bed _you_ made... Either way still gross.

12:00 sound like a dream job tbh

5:07 I can fix her....

I'm 29. My entry to adulthood and 20's have been a real mixed bag. While some set backs were beyond my control, a lot of it was my fault. I missed or wasted a lot of opportunities. But I managed to get some things happening. Hopefully a prosperous 30's is on the horizon.

Good video .

1991 got u Jordie. I always used my anger towards doing well at school, work or recreational sports in other words trying to better myself to fit in. Unforturnatly I wasted my time and it became apparent that society is separated by wealth and Stigma. Using my anger was the only thing that kept me on some same bullshit line that was created by the wealth and I am just managing to survive, i pay my taxes man? Do the wealth even know how to deal with someone who doesn't have wealth anymore? Or should we just start the purge?

no more overseas tax evasion wow

I'm about 95% certain most of the "shit in my mouth" guys are trolling. Some of them maybe get off on shocking people, many of them are definitely high schoolers trying to be funny.

7:19 Best thing ive seen all day 😂

You know what, believing in the higher power actually makes your life easier. I am a heavy STEM student believing that my brain is just a biological computer that will turn off as soon as the chemical energy will stop coming from my digestive system and everything will go dark when my body is eaten by parasites in the grave. But believing that my parents will go in the eternal afterlife and there is a higher meaning to life is just liberating. Life just gets beautiful and it doesn't matter that you just lie to yourself, its just a decision to live a better life with less stress and more kindness and beauty

Another “dating” (hookup) app/website to avoid - as an older gay man myself, I won’t be doing any online “dating” anytime soon, as I refuse on principle to use any of these - I want real connections, not fake ones generated by bots and AI - thank goodness I’m old enough at age 54 to have the common sense to steer well clear of this - I really do feel sorry for younger people who get sucked into this online mess

Jordan, a handsome young man like you should not be on Grindr or any other gay “dating” (hookup) apps or websites - as an older Irish gay man in the U.K. 23 years myself, I make a point of never using such apps even before the Stephen Port Grindr gay murders here in the U.K. some years ago 🇮🇪☘️🇬🇧😍

That jacket is actually atrocious you’re right

yep

Probably only smart if she did indeed cash out on her fame. Remember there are reddits with people losing money on stocks. Sometimes knowing when to cash out is itself a skill.

Great advice !!!

Best one yet. Timing was spot on. Thank you.

your high vids always my fave 😂 I'd join your cult btw

2:43 most suave Englishman going

Do a review of ThaiFriendly xD. It's half your name and a gift from the gods for men. At least while in Thailand

The psychic demon dude is just a damn psyker from 40k

Jordan Shanks god bless you

Hear me out, you 99 other dudes, lily at bruzs air bnb

John 15:18-19 ESV “If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you. If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. 1 John 2:15 ESV Do not love the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. Romans 12:2 ESV / 13 helpful votes Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and acceptable and perfect.

Each sin you remove from yourself makes it easier to remove the others

Not me but my little brother: I used to get pretty bad nightmares when i was little and would naturally go to my parents if i woke up. This happened so many times that they told me i wasnt allowed to get into their bed anymore... so one night my five year old brain decided it would be fine to go under their bed if i woke scared. As i nestled in i started hearing "strange" noises and was too scared to come out in case i got in trouble. So after the noises stopped i crawled on the floor to their door and escaped. While i thought i had stealthily evaded them, years later my parents brought it up laughing. To my little brother who is now 20 i joke that I've been with him since the beginning.