George Carlin - Saving the Planet

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2007
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  • @ricardosmith8427
    @ricardosmith8427 4 роки тому +5244

    he was far ahead of his time, a philosopher parading as a comedian

    • @yelkobayashi2007
      @yelkobayashi2007 4 роки тому +37

      Well we have Trump a clown parading as a President.

    • @MiggsMultiple
      @MiggsMultiple 4 роки тому +31

      That has never been said before....so profound

    • @ricardosmith8427
      @ricardosmith8427 4 роки тому +25

      @@yelkobayashi2007
      then vote democrat and all the problems will be solved and america will be restored to the paradise and greatness it once was untill trump came along , blue no matter who right ? 🖒

    • @yelkobayashi2007
      @yelkobayashi2007 4 роки тому +21

      @@ricardosmith8427 hahaha and you think just by voting democrat every single problem about America will magically go away. Wow that's some fantasy shit.

    • @mikesecor6074
      @mikesecor6074 4 роки тому +12

      @@yelkobayashi2007 best genuine President ever. Why do you morons always have to inject your poison. next

  • @paulconvery680
    @paulconvery680 3 місяці тому +193

    The one line that sums it all up
    "We can't even take care of ourselves, yet we think we can save the planet"

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu 2 місяці тому +10

      "Get your house in order first."

    • @Ragitsu
      @Ragitsu Місяць тому +4

      @@richardshortall5987 We want to save the planet so that the new cemeteries filled with victims of crime and war are well-maintained (plus smog-free).

    • @parttimetourist
      @parttimetourist 17 днів тому

      Save the Planet George Carlin ua-cam.com/video/7W33HRc1A6c/v-deo.html

    • @zippyzipster46
      @zippyzipster46 4 дні тому

      The only thing he didn’t mention is the Environmental movement only applies to white people with money to get their money. Greta *who has banked millions) said we ask China nicely. What a joke. One volcano pollutes more than we can in 100 years. These people are grifters.

  • @susangreene9662
    @susangreene9662 9 місяців тому +382

    I'm afraid that in 100 or 200 years, George Carlin's videos will still be current.

    • @milfordcivic6755
      @milfordcivic6755 9 місяців тому +17

      We'll be dead

    • @kiyabekele6610
      @kiyabekele6610 4 місяці тому +5

      Definitely.

    • @inalavalamp
      @inalavalamp 3 місяці тому +14

      At this rate, human beings won’t make it to 200 years.

    • @SirCommoner
      @SirCommoner 3 місяці тому +5

      humanity will be gone (with no revolution)

    • @robertturtle
      @robertturtle 2 місяці тому

      well probably not

  • @Spaghettineck
    @Spaghettineck 9 місяців тому +754

    It always amazes me how someone can write a script this large, memorize it and then get on stage and deliver it as though it were coming naturally from your thoughts

    • @peterdowsett1462
      @peterdowsett1462 9 місяців тому +24

      I agree what a talent he was

    • @j.m.c0726
      @j.m.c0726 9 місяців тому +8

      Sounds like Bidens press secretary

    • @ms-eg9hr
      @ms-eg9hr 9 місяців тому +17

      Dealing with woke bozos adds that extra fuel.

    • @aliengreen2364
      @aliengreen2364 9 місяців тому +19

      @@j.m.c0726lol this is the weirdest bot comment I’ve ever seen.

    • @j.m.c0726
      @j.m.c0726 9 місяців тому +10

      @@aliengreen2364 what kind of dummy responds to a bot?

  • @RealBillyGarcia
    @RealBillyGarcia 2 роки тому +3499

    George Carlin was a stand up philosopher. Arguably the best one ever.

  • @antonio39776
    @antonio39776 2 роки тому +1506

    I always rewatch Carlin when i don't feel ok. He makes me feel that life is just another simple fact and nothing else

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 2 роки тому +14

      Life is a process, death is a moment. Life ends in death and death begets new life.
      Look at life. Look at you being alive right now. ... What are you really?

    • @jatiendredewgoerdien1440
      @jatiendredewgoerdien1440 2 роки тому +4

      Agreed 👍

    • @Gxlto
      @Gxlto Рік тому +23

      @@akshaynatu1084 Quite the opposite. Although he is not the fearless sociopath that he plays in his darker stuff after '94, he is still an extraordinary person to be around as said by his contemporaries in various interviews after his death. He actually emphasized that it was only when he started doing comedy for himself that he enjoyed his work and got popular as a result. You should watch a documentary or two about him to clear things up.

    • @Dkinstv
      @Dkinstv Рік тому

      yup

    • @basicdesign1
      @basicdesign1 Рік тому

      @@Dowlphin if one's gotta go personal, let's make it one's own personal, hey. It comes out - and through too - so much better.

  • @elenachang1227
    @elenachang1227 Місяць тому +32

    I miss him terribly. He just told the truth.

  • @thomasnguyen3925
    @thomasnguyen3925 21 день тому +18

    When people say the world is going to end, no it isn't. Humanity will end, Earth will be here.

  • @travisn2875
    @travisn2875 3 роки тому +2668

    I've always admired his closing line, Take care of yourselves. And then take care of somebody else.
    Brilliant. Truly.

    • @sandaas100
      @sandaas100 3 роки тому +17

      Was looking for this comment

    • @carlswindelliv2701
      @carlswindelliv2701 2 роки тому +21

      I always loved it when people shake off the people pleaser mindset that kills millions of people and instead speak their mind and stay true to themselves!!!!!!!!!

    • @jeannedarc7533
      @jeannedarc7533 2 роки тому +29

      How are you going to take care of someone else if you can't even take care of your own self?
      He's speaking the truth

    • @carlswindelliv2701
      @carlswindelliv2701 2 роки тому +5

      @@jeannedarc7533 little did Carlin Kno that we would have Trump as president and he did shake things up alot!!!!!!!!

    • @orangeknight321
      @orangeknight321 2 роки тому +4

      He only said "take care of yourselves", but yeah.

  • @ThatGingerGuy51
    @ThatGingerGuy51 4 роки тому +12818

    Okay, it’s official. George Carlin can either time travel or can predict the future with terrifying accuracy

    • @nepalyesterday
      @nepalyesterday 4 роки тому +145

      @@richardbarry04553 haha what a way to put it ... Awesomely said

    • @nemanjamarkovic2444
      @nemanjamarkovic2444 4 роки тому +226

      I would want to have him now this times so sad he died

    • @jkrsevand
      @jkrsevand 4 роки тому +57

      Wasn't that hard

    • @nickw5022
      @nickw5022 4 роки тому +145

      Dude sees the whole picture were here to make plastic looool

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 4 роки тому +223

      Of course, specifically, he was talking about AIDS, but Corona news is what brought me to revisit this. For the parallel, at least.

  • @user-wz3pn4mv7t
    @user-wz3pn4mv7t 8 місяців тому +11

    I am a 60's man including Vietnam. I went as a Ranger but this guy was and still is Our guy. Period! . Love him.I am 73 and still a Army Ranger and still love but miss George Carlin

  • @luisdauajare4842
    @luisdauajare4842 3 місяці тому +56

    Robin Williams was a comedian with a philosophical vein. George Carlin was a philosopher with a sense of humor...

  • @iangilbert7722
    @iangilbert7722 Рік тому +1442

    George Carlin - probably the most intelligent comedian to date. I don’t laugh a lot when I watch him, but I’m left speechless by his erudition, oratory, perspective, and wisdom.

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE Рік тому +34

      He was incredibly well-versed and had a fascination for linguistics.
      He also practiced his delivery like nobody else. He understood the importance of every aspect of communication.
      I think it is arguably one of the most intelligent celebrities of the last 100 years. If feels insulting to call him a celebrity but he was definitely famous lol

    • @aayanahmedkhan7775
      @aayanahmedkhan7775 Рік тому +1

      Maybe you'll like Bo Burnham. They're similar.

    • @greyarea7012
      @greyarea7012 Рік тому

      Patrice O’neill

    • @theforsaken127
      @theforsaken127 11 місяців тому +4

      yes, true, a lot of what he says is actually true, he just says it in a humorous way.

    • @joannpierce5865
      @joannpierce5865 11 місяців тому +8

      I love George Carlin. If I were ever asked that age old philosophical question.. What well known person
      would you love to sit down, with dead or alive of course my first answer would be George Carlin but on the other hand, that just might piss him off? He would be the one I would have loved sitting with George and just watch how he thinks 😅

  • @ineffable_potentiality_01
    @ineffable_potentiality_01 4 роки тому +1626

    "We haven't even learned to care for each other yet, how are we going to save the planet?" So true

    • @godens34
      @godens34 4 роки тому +49

      Just like usa and canada pretending to recycle when they were just sending the garbage to cambodia

    • @AdamCharlton
      @AdamCharlton 4 роки тому +7

      Asian countries were buying our recycling and making stuff with it. So it actually was being put to good use, but now I don't think they're buying much these days.

    • @AdamCharlton
      @AdamCharlton 4 роки тому +7

      We can't care for ourselves or other species/life on the planet, we're fucking ourselves up and everything else too.

    • @eliasjosephsson3994
      @eliasjosephsson3994 4 роки тому +6

      I mean that line contradicts itself in a way, because as he said saving the planet is about saving ourselves. "Since the planet is fine but the people are fucked". So by trying to save our habitat we are tying to take care of ourselves and each other.

    • @billiewheeler5972
      @billiewheeler5972 4 роки тому +1

      I liked this comment but it made it go from 78 to 79 so I unliked it sorry

  • @bogusmogus9551
    @bogusmogus9551 9 місяців тому +360

    A comedian and a prophet. Rip George ❤

    • @user-gq4dy2sm2y
      @user-gq4dy2sm2y 6 місяців тому

      Your spot on lad👍

    • @Hoonigan2019
      @Hoonigan2019 5 місяців тому

      He’s burning in hell right now

    • @ciramecreations
      @ciramecreations 5 місяців тому +1

      Not so much a prophet, things just don't change that much. But he was a genius.

    • @Marksman_12
      @Marksman_12 Місяць тому

      May he be at peace.

  • @Pete-lp5pw
    @Pete-lp5pw 7 днів тому +3

    I’m 72 years old and I remember seeing George Carlin on the old Ed Sullivan show on TV in the 1960s. Great comedian.

  • @sohebkhan007
    @sohebkhan007 8 років тому +590

    "Pack your shit folks" - gets me every time lol

    • @moonbeanification
      @moonbeanification 8 років тому +11

      +Soheb khan a surface nuisance, we are

    • @ryandickerson9699
      @ryandickerson9699 8 років тому +2

      Yup

    • @axelcarlson8426
      @axelcarlson8426 8 років тому +4

      +Soheb khan hahaha just saw your comment, couldnt agree more!

    • @erniegagnon
      @erniegagnon 8 років тому +1

      +Soheb khan Did u pack ur shit?

    • @seekingthetruth3995
      @seekingthetruth3995 8 років тому +2

      he was such a unique person each a Time i watch his videos i keep miss him a lot and sadly he is gone

  • @CobraHigh
    @CobraHigh Рік тому +1817

    This is not comedy, this is a man with important information to share.

    • @LuigiTheMetal64
      @LuigiTheMetal64 Рік тому +20

      Facts to share.

    • @dreddmann9292
      @dreddmann9292 Рік тому +27

      it is comedy and it is important information to share. No one listens to an angry person who is just flapping his gums about his anger with humanity, but when you rant about it with a comical view about it, then everyone listens. Comedy puts an ease to the angry perspective and it makes it easier to listen. It's much easier for humans to take in information when they are simply happy.

    • @andreeeeeeeee670
      @andreeeeeeeee670 Рік тому +7

      yeah after covid i thought of this talk agian

    • @scottliberati5137
      @scottliberati5137 Рік тому +7

      Both. He needs to mock/ spoof the nut jobs. And that's funny AND serious.

    • @urgdaddy
      @urgdaddy Рік тому +3

      Not, truth is delivered through humor and peppered with comments.

  • @riverplate33camp
    @riverplate33camp Рік тому +35

    The planet will be here for a long long long time after we're gone. My favorite phrase.

  • @eilenkatarinalunde2969
    @eilenkatarinalunde2969 Рік тому +204

    I didn't discover George Carlin before this very moment. Thank God I did! THIS is what I want to hear; Life seen from the very big perspective. Amazing! I can already tell he's a legend.

    • @jonp4846
      @jonp4846 9 місяців тому +7

      There's a ton of stuff out there. I discovered him in the 70's.

    • @tommcdonough6086
      @tommcdonough6086 9 місяців тому +8

      George is a legend, every climate activist should watch and learn. Send this to Greata Tuneberg. How dare you.........😮 Peace...........

    • @CJ-ej6mo
      @CJ-ej6mo 9 місяців тому +2

      Wow, how did you accomplish that?

    • @kayfish7621
      @kayfish7621 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@CJ-ej6mo The rock she lived under was enormous.

    • @FluffyBunny9002
      @FluffyBunny9002 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@kayfish7621 She could just be young. Or maybe not from America or a western nation. Or maybe not much into stand-up comedy.

  • @claudiocaccavale3092
    @claudiocaccavale3092 3 роки тому +2236

    "Save the Planet? The planet is fine...THE PEOPLE are fucked! Difference."
    "The Planet isn't going anywhere...WE ARE!"
    I've been truly amazed by George Carlin's style of speaking the truth in front of his audience and still be able to make them laugh of themselves. Absolute genius.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 3 роки тому +72

      He makes Greta Thunberg look like a real joke now.

    • @williambrodala8144
      @williambrodala8144 3 роки тому +8

      The little shit Greta Thornburg should be made to binge watch this video, and also go back to school and learn about geography and history!

    • @williambrodala8144
      @williambrodala8144 3 роки тому +10

      That's because Greta is a joke, she knows nothing!

    • @marshallbaxter9231
      @marshallbaxter9231 2 роки тому +11

      I've always liked him but he really missed the mark regarding climate change. Either he didn't know or didn't believe what was predicted by REAL scientists in the 70s and is happening right now in 2021 across the entire country. Can't win 'em all.

    • @jasonnapier2479
      @jasonnapier2479 2 роки тому +61

      @@marshallbaxter9231 Yeah, but he was right on the mark concerning the fact that "the planet has been through much worse than us." We are arrogant thinking we matter so much.

  • @aydnofastro-action1788
    @aydnofastro-action1788 4 роки тому +2218

    Nobody can touch Carlin. Glad some younger generations are listening.

    • @feedstacker
      @feedstacker 4 роки тому +62

      Indeed, as a younger person it's super interesting to listen to his older stand up today. Wish he was still around cause I really want to know what he would think/say about the current state of the world

    • @aydnofastro-action1788
      @aydnofastro-action1788 4 роки тому +21

      There sre later interviews when he is very blunt. Keep sharing Carlin. The current generation needs to stand up to ALL one sided arguments and save freedom and free speech. That’s what ever made America great.

    • @uriah9638
      @uriah9638 4 роки тому +14

      Comedians were always circulated around my younger years, even now that im 19 I see Carlin as a legend. Him and Don Rickles 😂😂

    • @FaisalKhan-ml8qo
      @FaisalKhan-ml8qo 4 роки тому +2

      his views on religion are bullshit

    • @swankmank
      @swankmank 4 роки тому +9

      They where jokes of course he can be touched he Is aware of that if everything he said is 100% percent true itd be delusion dont fucking follow this man like hes a monk hes just an experienced man and comedian

  • @jjmah7
    @jjmah7 2 місяці тому +56

    People watching this saying he is ahead of his time don’t realize that despite advances in technology, we’ve actually just had the exact same societal issues in America for centuries. He was just really talented at articulating his thoughts in a way that was second to none

  • @kl1467
    @kl1467 10 місяців тому +40

    Just found out about George Carlin, I've been on a binge for 2 days listening to his content. Sometimes I close my eyes and it feels like he is doing standup in 2023. What an absolute legend

  • @jet44444
    @jet44444 4 роки тому +2904

    George was WAY ahead of his time. Even now his standup can hold its own and is still relevant.

    • @amyscott9496
      @amyscott9496 4 роки тому +28

      Yup.. Love his bit on plastics

    • @TAMISHA710
      @TAMISHA710 4 роки тому +22

      life happens in cycles, so hes right on time.

    • @a-dutch-z7351
      @a-dutch-z7351 4 роки тому +28

      Even more relevant with the SJW facist regime.

    • @6rico663
      @6rico663 4 роки тому

      jet44444 yeah honestly it’s crazy

    • @thishandleistaken1011
      @thishandleistaken1011 4 роки тому +14

      Since this was filmed, the amount of nature that still exists has been cut in half. Think about that.
      He was wrong then, but he's twice as wrong today.
      Well over 90% of nature has been destroyed. Insects have collapsed by well over 90%, same with land vertebrates.

  • @omairsh8
    @omairsh8 4 роки тому +1390

    Never get tired of watching George. His voice, pacing, vernacular, inflections, the content, everything is just stellar

    • @davidharrison3711
      @davidharrison3711 3 роки тому +18

      He was a genius.

    • @maudefreeman8780
      @maudefreeman8780 3 роки тому +2

      Agree 100% ,🙈🙉🙊

    • @phlhoran12396
      @phlhoran12396 3 роки тому +5

      @@davidharrison3711 I knew of him for many years but wow now I truly appreciate this man. Genius is the word.

    • @MsDrientje
      @MsDrientje 3 роки тому +6

      His ability to spit out list of synonyms and antonyms is almost like a rapper doing slings of poetry. Its perfection.

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 2 роки тому +3

      True wordsmith.

  • @alexandreandrade3728
    @alexandreandrade3728 8 місяців тому +25

    Much more than a comedian, Carlin was/is an inspiring human being. This could have been written a 1000 years ago, or yesterday... this makes me cry everytime on how crude and true it is thinking about it. His brilliance is timeless and these thoughts live forever. Thank you for this George. RIP

  • @danw1374
    @danw1374 Рік тому +62

    A real common sense talker. RIP George

  • @fastballonly
    @fastballonly 4 роки тому +548

    It is so impressive the way Carlin was able to deliver long sentences without stuttering, without stumbling, without mispronouncing anything. So smooth. Great presenter. And better yet, he was right!!

    • @fastballonly
      @fastballonly 4 роки тому +17

      @tubetardism 20/20 He was right in that environmentalism is so full of shit.

    • @OriionCygnus
      @OriionCygnus 4 роки тому +43

      He practiced in front of a mirror and memorized his routines over and over until they were flawless. You can find vids of this exact same act word for word right down to the facial expressions on another night in another venue. He was a notorious perfectionist.

    • @drfloyd82
      @drfloyd82 4 роки тому +9

      Even with the screams of those idiots. He was perfect 👌

    • @worthington5687
      @worthington5687 4 роки тому +4

      No teleprompters anywhere....he was goood, he just memorized it all..!

    • @cfraz8
      @cfraz8 4 роки тому +2

      Scott Heslin we don’t need to know that. Let him RIP

  • @JennyFB1281
    @JennyFB1281 3 роки тому +348

    One of my favorite quotes ever: "Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me." Love this one. RIP George Carlin.

    • @kbtitan2464
      @kbtitan2464 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @abrahampalmer8761
      @abrahampalmer8761 Рік тому +4

      Same just because for example save the children it doesn't make you a morally good person but behind close doors these individuals can be physically verbally or emotionally abusive in general. So called good people on this planet don't impress me at all they often do it as a cover up and a very narcissistic point of view.

    • @JennyFB1281
      @JennyFB1281 Рік тому +6

      @@abrahampalmer8761 You're right, sometimes the monsters hide in plain sight by leading or supporting social justice movements.

    • @abrahampalmer8761
      @abrahampalmer8761 Рік тому +1

      @@JennyFB1281 exactly I'm not glorifying bad behavior but these so called self righteous people in general are far worse and more dangerous because they are covert or undercover with their degenerate behavior in general and projecting in unto others.

    • @JennyFB1281
      @JennyFB1281 Рік тому +4

      @@abrahampalmer8761 You're right. I've had the misfortune of working for several so-called social justice organizations and the majority of the people working at them were some of the most condescending, elitist, and arrogant I've ever met. I can remember one manager telling support staff at a meeting that some days they'll feel like they're in the movie The Devil Wears Prada because she'll be taking out her frustration and bad moods on them, and anyone else in a lower rank than her. Because she's one of the bosses and it's her PRIVILEGE to act that way and treat lower level staff that way. And this is just one of many incidents I saw, and doesn't include the ignorance that was directed towards me multiple times. Sickening, hypocritical, virtue signaling trash.

  • @cslhansen
    @cslhansen Місяць тому +7

    He's saying all things I have been thinking quietly.

  • @sharonozvenom
    @sharonozvenom 4 місяці тому +7

    George was pure genius . How I wish he was still here to witness the pandemic and the woke activists !

    • @IncognitoSprax
      @IncognitoSprax 4 місяці тому +1

      The joke clearly went over your head. The whole point of it was that the actions are people are what's making the Earth unsustainable...for people.
      His joke for Covid would most likely have been something like that it's the planet's attempt to get rid of us and that it will try again later

  • @grffnmstr7765
    @grffnmstr7765 3 роки тому +805

    2022 and this guy is still golden

    • @epicfail9693
      @epicfail9693 2 роки тому +4

      Best comedian of all time.

    • @connyspecht1474
      @connyspecht1474 2 роки тому +2

      True

    • @kermit56780
      @kermit56780 2 роки тому +16

      He will be remembered as actual proof that intelligent life did once exist.

    • @BK-Woods
      @BK-Woods 2 роки тому

      He will be the next Socrates

    • @MikeSparksMusic
      @MikeSparksMusic 2 роки тому +1

      Nice edit lol

  • @noisecrack
    @noisecrack Рік тому +272

    what a thinker. what a showman. what a comedian. what a guy.

  • @RB55able
    @RB55able 5 місяців тому +28

    Carlin spoke the truth.

  • @t44s
    @t44s Рік тому +34

    he was one in a million. There will never be another like him. I wish he was still here.

  • @ew1745
    @ew1745 2 роки тому +769

    We’ve never needed George Carlin more than we do today. Rest In Peace.

    • @Patricia-sn9ln
      @Patricia-sn9ln 2 роки тому +4

      A true Gem
      RIP
      GEORGE CARLIN

    • @weebabyshakeus
      @weebabyshakeus 2 роки тому +3

      I agree! His take on pro-life assholes is spot on!

    • @motorbreath8277
      @motorbreath8277 Рік тому +9

      @@akshaynatu1084 absolutely wrong

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i Рік тому +3

      What do we need him for? Or are you just looking to scapegoat because you require a "hero" to solve your problems?

    • @ew1745
      @ew1745 Рік тому +1

      @@Machiave11i 😂🤣😆

  • @Atombender
    @Atombender 4 роки тому +3246

    "The planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE." At one point, we don't know exactly when it happened, Carlin stopped doing Stand-up Comedy and started doing Stand-Up Facts masked as comedy.

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko 4 роки тому +14

      True

    • @ronnietoots6797
      @ronnietoots6797 4 роки тому +51

      I have seen George a couple of times in Cali and of course followed his stuff before (66 here) ,he was a liberal for years then sometime he learned a bit of reality instead of dreaming and hoping, his thing has always been based on facts, language, idiosyncracies of people, etc etc

    • @grizzlyadamsmith6038
      @grizzlyadamsmith6038 4 роки тому +28

      He sure knew how to deliver the facts,...true or otherwise..He was great.!!

    • @minermike61
      @minermike61 4 роки тому +6

      True story

    • @thebronxguy916
      @thebronxguy916 4 роки тому +42

      The Planet is FINE. THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED. Pack your shit folk's.
      Thank you George Carlin
      r.i.p...

  • @user-bz6xk9hr9v
    @user-bz6xk9hr9v 25 днів тому +4

    Thank you Mr. George Carlin. For making us think and feel human again.

  • @JSp4wN
    @JSp4wN 2 місяці тому +14

    I wish he was still alive. It'd be very interesting to hear his opinions on the last decade.... Rip George.

  • @Sara_MZK
    @Sara_MZK 2 роки тому +503

    "Save the planet? We haven't learned to care for one another! We're going to save the fucking planet?!" George was always so on point regarding the topics he spoke about. For me, his intelligence is the main thing that makes him my favourite stand up of all time. At times he could be hilarious, but there was always a basic truth lying at the heart of all his material. I miss him, his stand up is very much still needed today

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 2 роки тому +9

      Kinda feel he missed the mark with that stuff though. I mean, the Earth is our habitat, so attempting to "save the planet" IS trying to "care for one another."

    • @myyoutubeaccount4167
      @myyoutubeaccount4167 2 роки тому +23

      @@GrahamChapman
      Correct me if I am mistaken, but the point is, there will be no saving the planet due to how we treat each other at times

    • @boddy212
      @boddy212 2 роки тому +4

      @@GrahamChapman try and start caring for humans like you before thinking of something else

    • @Bilbus7
      @Bilbus7 2 роки тому +7

      @@boddy212 why are you assuming he's not caring for others? Also taking care of our habitat is only logical.

    • @alexwarner5395
      @alexwarner5395 Рік тому +4

      learning how to properly share this environment is the first step to saving it. We can't just not save it though, unless we're okay with disappearing as a species in a climate apocalypse of starvation, sickness, and strife.

  • @JerryDodge
    @JerryDodge 7 років тому +5994

    He was a "Stand-up Philosopher."

    • @QualeQualeson
      @QualeQualeson 7 років тому +78

      Indeed. I never really got why he's classified as a comedian. 98% of his content is just him speaking his mind on rather serious topics. The stage is his soapbox. Sure he is funny from time to time, but so is the guy on the soapbox. It kinda reminds me of the Nina Simone thing and the "Mississippi Goddam". It kinda sounds like a show tune but the lyrics are actually a really bleak cry of desperation, pain and deep, black sorrow. But the audience laughed and enjoyed themselves, at least in the beginning. I guess even those most bent on having a good time started choking when she basically sang that they'd all burn in hell.

    • @JerryDodge
      @JerryDodge 7 років тому +5

      Indeed, we might not even be in this mess in the first place.

    • @kcaston
      @kcaston 7 років тому +13

      ... and Hilary Clinton. I'm sure he'd endorse neither. But the material he'd come up with would be priceless. Truly a natural this guy.

    • @disfaka8089
      @disfaka8089 7 років тому +5

      Jerry Dodge he's like the white comedian Tupac lol

    • @jack5001ful
      @jack5001ful 7 років тому

      facts

  • @tinamarie63
    @tinamarie63 8 місяців тому +11

    This is what a Genuine Philosopher and Visionary looks like folks.💙

  • @mattimotti
    @mattimotti Рік тому +20

    This monologue it's just perfect, I find it even poetic

  • @Don.keybals
    @Don.keybals 4 роки тому +989

    This is from 1992 and it's more relevant than ever

    • @at1212b
      @at1212b 4 роки тому +5

      Funny how the comments are so recent. I wonder how it picked up so much recent viewership.

    • @doshi050050
      @doshi050050 4 роки тому +13

      @it just doesn't matter jp You really didn't understand his point huh?

    • @Zapdos97
      @Zapdos97 4 роки тому +3

      I wasn’t even born. If only he was still around

    • @jamesdixon6332
      @jamesdixon6332 4 роки тому +4

      Carlins relevancy transcends time. Then again, if you listen more to him, he'll say that time doesn't exist and that it's nothing more than a human invention 😁

    • @nal8503
      @nal8503 4 роки тому

      @@jamesdixon6332 Well, that _is_ science fact.

  • @olliver4655
    @olliver4655 3 роки тому +3155

    “We haven’t learned how to care for one another, we’re gonna save the planet?!” Underrated but powerful quote.
    Edit for correct wording.

  • @2104T34
    @2104T34 Місяць тому +5

    Remember watching when it just came out I thought it was really good and funny Now I think this is genius and frightening RIP George Carlin we’re still watching you

  • @kkarnet
    @kkarnet 2 місяці тому +6

    Greatest philosopher of the 20th century.

  • @Neanderthal75
    @Neanderthal75 3 роки тому +1837

    Philosopher of Ancient Greece:
    -"What's the purpose of life?
    George Carlin , 20th century:
    -We're here to make plastic.

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 3 роки тому +52

      Socrates and Carlin might have interesting conversation.

    • @---bm5bc
      @---bm5bc 3 роки тому +13

      The Purpose of life is to think about questions like this.

    • @felixftw4702
      @felixftw4702 3 роки тому +11

      @@---bm5bc the purpose of life is to live

    • @mariferscearce
      @mariferscearce 3 роки тому +1

      Yes more plastic. 😂😂😂

    • @aguacan
      @aguacan 3 роки тому

      It could be why not

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +4077

    He was never a comedian, he simply spoke the truth in a funny manner.

    • @commandersky800
      @commandersky800 2 роки тому +48

      damn i never thought id see u here

    • @jamesurquhart1142
      @jamesurquhart1142 2 роки тому +95

      Exactly, a philosopher with a sense of humour.

    • @MultiPetercool
      @MultiPetercool 2 роки тому +27

      I call him “Saint George”

    • @crazybabuskaman3923
      @crazybabuskaman3923 2 роки тому +6

      Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be watching Dream videos? Please, go away, we don't want you here.

    • @MultiPetercool
      @MultiPetercool 2 роки тому +6

      @@crazybabuskaman3923 Dunno, who are you? 😜

  • @samuelbailey3045
    @samuelbailey3045 2 місяці тому +5

    One of the most rational Minds I've heard in my lifetime

  • @camiloriviere90
    @camiloriviere90 Рік тому +17

    This is by far one of his best performances.

    • @HonchHeado
      @HonchHeado Рік тому +4

      He knew he was dying then, he got messages from the other realms. He no longer gave a shit about hollyweird. He just wanted to tell it like it is.

  • @user-tf4ho2uo1e
    @user-tf4ho2uo1e 4 роки тому +183

    "The big electron. It doesn't punish, it doesn't judge. It just is. And so are we, for a little while."
    Love you Carlin

    • @redflorian4672
      @redflorian4672 4 роки тому

      I didnt understand that part of the joke. Mind explaining it?

    • @user-tf4ho2uo1e
      @user-tf4ho2uo1e 4 роки тому +12

      @@redflorian4672 he's just telling us to chill out and enjoy being alive, to just be.

    • @samanthawaldron5
      @samanthawaldron5 4 роки тому +1

      His scientific knowledge equates to that of a middle schooler

    • @user-tf4ho2uo1e
      @user-tf4ho2uo1e 4 роки тому +11

      @@samanthawaldron5 well it's a good thing he's a comedian and not a scientist, then.

    • @nosteponsnek2617
      @nosteponsnek2617 4 роки тому +15

      @@samanthawaldron5 Please, do tell us about your vast scientific knowledge. The beauty of this is he is explaining life at a macro level. You are looking at a micro level, which is the whole point of the joke he is making in the first place.

  • @benjisisler2579
    @benjisisler2579 3 роки тому +963

    This guy makes waaaaaaayyyy too much sense to just be a comedian

    • @williambrodala8144
      @williambrodala8144 3 роки тому +20

      Greta thunberg should be made to watch this, will she be educated!!!!!!

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 2 роки тому +14

      @@williambrodala8144 SHe's hopless case.

    • @rosswhitehill3207
      @rosswhitehill3207 2 роки тому +11

      philosopher who uses comedy to spread the truth

    • @spacemanx9595
      @spacemanx9595 2 роки тому

      @UC6coswl9lvgnBmr4a4tpuaQ uh dipshit you need to calm the fuck down about simping for your corporate masters

    • @hoiwoi1632
      @hoiwoi1632 2 роки тому

      @@piotrd.4850 Just a Soros Puppet , who makes Millions (40.000.000)in 2019 . its al abouthe the $$$ notthing more notthing les , its like Hitler did put children in front to pusche the lies.

  • @ivandelac764
    @ivandelac764 Рік тому +13

    15 years after and it holds true more than ever.

  • @georgikukov5129
    @georgikukov5129 10 місяців тому +10

    Today i was humbled by this amazing speech yet again! I must have seen this clip atleast 1000 times and each time while laughing i was humbled by his accuracy of the "now" in each frame 1000 times. This clip is very educational, it takes layers of consciousness to understand..

  • @shawnmcneill6738
    @shawnmcneill6738 5 років тому +230

    “The planet isn’t going anywhere, WE ARE pack your bags”. Great

    • @paulg444
      @paulg444 5 років тому +3

      that line was solid Carlin gold !!!

  • @dudejrryan
    @dudejrryan 3 роки тому +632

    He was a genius that was always ahead of the times. Saw Him live in the 90's. I had worked on the ac systems in this theatre when it was built. So I took a side exit instead of following the crowd out when the show was over. A limo rolled by and stopped, the rear window went down & it was Mr. Carlin. He shook my hand and thanked me for coming to his show..and told me to have a safe trip home. Such a down to earth & nice man. The world is a lesser place without him. But at least we have him recorded going back decades

    • @micahbodha6129
      @micahbodha6129 2 роки тому +6

      Down to earth travelling in a limo?🤔

    • @marleybedford8628
      @marleybedford8628 2 роки тому +1

      So well said. You lucky person.

    • @AdeWhite
      @AdeWhite 2 роки тому +14

      @@micahbodha6129 The limo service is commonly provided by the organiser of such events as part of the whole deal. For someone huge like Mr Carlin it's a standard practice in many parts of US and he deserves it even more than most. The humility mentioned by OP is the fact that he stopped the limo just to greet his random audience - which you probably won't even bother doing if it was you in that limo.

    • @LL-nw6cd
      @LL-nw6cd 2 роки тому

      @@micahbodha6129 That's my exact thoughts! 😄😄

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i Рік тому

      @@micahbodha6129 lmao

  • @user-lr3qg1lf1u
    @user-lr3qg1lf1u 2 місяці тому +4

    I love em. Great guy. Great long ago too. Im 70 now. Hes right

  • @o.__felixxx
    @o.__felixxx 6 місяців тому +6

    20 years later, still as relevant as ever. RIP George Carlin, the GOAT

  • @levisalvini4110
    @levisalvini4110 Рік тому +249

    He was a century ahead of everyone else!!!
    I love this man!

  • @harrythorne2293
    @harrythorne2293 4 роки тому +596

    This man was a genius and everything he said was spot on

    • @harivyas9550
      @harivyas9550 4 роки тому +16

      The fact that his material is still relevant till this day shows clearly that he was a philosophical genius & it is insane how timeless it is. You can literally watch it over and over & never get bored. George Carlin needs to be forever remembered as a legendary comedian ahead of his time 💯

    • @marytarantinoo9118
      @marytarantinoo9118 3 роки тому +1

      Amen

    • @elliott9628
      @elliott9628 3 роки тому +5

      I've been watching loads of his stuff recently, he is a genius and an amazing performer. But in my opinion, there's so much wrong with this bit

    • @vietnowsoldo
      @vietnowsoldo 3 роки тому +1

      @@elliott9628 Yeah because you were programmed to never go against your teachers or ''authorities'',or their beliefs. Guess you believe in climate change, think that government cares for you,and you're lined up for vaccine?

    • @elliott9628
      @elliott9628 3 роки тому +7

      @@vietnowsoldo I'm a marine ecologist studying the impacts of climate change in the arctic ocean, this shit is real. But I do not believe the government cares for me and am massively anti-establishment especially when it comes to politics and the financial sector. People aren't black and white as you make them out to be. But going on your shite logic, it sounds like you were programmed to always rebel against the authorities and against popular views, regardless of the evidence put in front you - so i guess you believe climate change is a hoax, moon landing was a hoax, and i expect you'll venture out one day looking for the edge of the flat earth you dearly believe in.

  • @FloridaManConstruction
    @FloridaManConstruction 2 місяці тому +9

    Just came back for a visit in 2024….

  • @cal9112
    @cal9112 Рік тому +6

    European here, best speech EVER, l have to hand it to you, Americans, you have the most creative people and comedians humans ever had, regardless of what Europeans think o you. Kudos

    • @thekidfromcastlerock3891
      @thekidfromcastlerock3891 4 місяці тому

      Hey, I'm Welsh and I don't think badly about the U.S.A! You gave us Anthony Perkins!

    • @Geo64x
      @Geo64x 3 місяці тому +1

      English comedians were still better)))

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red 8 років тому +780

    Has to be the best ending bit of his, ever. Here we are, nearly 25 years later, and it is still as relevant as ever.

    • @ahmedanssaien6449
      @ahmedanssaien6449 8 років тому +19

      Exactly! Most of the things if not everything he said are still relevant.

    • @stjepan_8902
      @stjepan_8902 7 років тому +15

      it's strange how we think that some things could be amended in decades, or in course of a lifetime. humans have always had the same problems, for thousands of years now. think about wars, colonization, diseases. the same things have been happening for centuries and are still happening..we live in chaotic, mad, ok, a bit more sophisticated, but still mad world.

    • @JerryDodge
      @JerryDodge 7 років тому +24

      This is what makes him the greatest of all time.

    • @user-by7fv5lf2v
      @user-by7fv5lf2v 7 років тому

      Dragon's Red

    • @jeanettesquires777
      @jeanettesquires777 7 років тому

      Dragon's Red

  • @dougcameron2177
    @dougcameron2177 4 роки тому +1628

    This is even more relevant in 2019.

  • @annberg6007
    @annberg6007 11 місяців тому +7

    How many times have you seen this bit? And just like me, can you watch it a hundred times more in the future?
    Ingenious man. So missed..

  • @Todd-ue8nf
    @Todd-ue8nf 2 місяці тому +4

    He was a true genius!!!

  • @SpideyVids
    @SpideyVids Рік тому +478

    George Carlin was so right about everything - he's sorely missed.

    • @davehenson3588
      @davehenson3588 7 місяців тому +6

      Ya the virus gave me chills. He was right on the money

    • @user-sn1uf8zn9i
      @user-sn1uf8zn9i 6 місяців тому +2

      He is missed

    • @christymarie3747
      @christymarie3747 5 місяців тому +2

      @@davehenson3588 You do know he was talking about AIDS though right?

    • @bonnie448
      @bonnie448 4 місяці тому

      @@christymarie3747 Maybe that one did not work well enough, so they went for Covid.
      Same reasoning.

    • @Acr6gAttt-mq2hr
      @Acr6gAttt-mq2hr 4 місяці тому

      Except that he didn't know about climate change caused by giant corporations

  • @thedudeabides3294
    @thedudeabides3294 5 років тому +759

    "The earth wanted plastic.
    Didn't know how to make it.
    Needed us."
    Lol

    • @SuperLazyCat
      @SuperLazyCat 4 роки тому +20

      @Carolann Cannuli-Denton there is bacteria that eats plastic. So not that long anymore.

    • @jeremymenchaca
      @jeremymenchaca 4 роки тому +5

      @@SuperLazyCat, so the earth adapted to plastic.

    • @duustincrawford2945
      @duustincrawford2945 4 роки тому +2

      @@jeremymenchaca he is lying

    • @WanderLucifer
      @WanderLucifer 4 роки тому +8

      @@duustincrawford2945 no u

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 4 роки тому +1

      @@SuperLazyCat About 1 million years now, not that long!

  • @gerrycomfort7027
    @gerrycomfort7027 Місяць тому +5

    SMART MAN. VERY SMART.

  • @anthonycortez4569
    @anthonycortez4569 Місяць тому +3

    The prophet and greatest comedian of all time.

  • @rumplestiltskin9779
    @rumplestiltskin9779 5 років тому +105

    This guy was a living manifestation of an encyclopedia and philosopher

  • @nihilist5820
    @nihilist5820 4 роки тому +338

    King Solomon in Ecclesiastes said: "generations come, generations go, but the earth endures forever". Well done George.

    • @pepinillorick5741
      @pepinillorick5741 4 роки тому +5

      Also real people have said that

    • @nihilist5820
      @nihilist5820 4 роки тому +10

      @@pepinillorick5741 don't start.

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 4 роки тому +6

      @@pepinillorick5741 don't be the kid that ruins santa and the tooth fairy, both sides don't like that type of person.

    • @canaanclb
      @canaanclb 4 роки тому +7

      Even though it's part of the Bible, Ecclesiastes is probably the most nihilistic book in the Bible.

    • @nihilist5820
      @nihilist5820 4 роки тому +2

      @@canaanclb true. Furthermore, the whole bible is nihilistic atheistic. People have just been conditioned to read it theistically. It was originally an atheistic nihilistic book that got hijacked by theists, who reinterpreted the verses to suit a theistic agenda.

  • @lilianegougam9179
    @lilianegougam9179 2 дні тому +2

    Excellent, un visionnaire, il avait tout compris. Merci Georges Catlin d'avoir existé. Le meilleur humoriste.

  • @Corey-zg3bc
    @Corey-zg3bc 4 місяці тому +5

    it’s beyond me why Richard Pryor was always rated above George Carlin.. don’t get me wrong - I loved Pryor, but Georgie was so far beyond anyone .. and he still is..
    by sheer chance, I had the good fortune to meet George Carlin once - and I hope I meet him again

  • @Winterstick549
    @Winterstick549 5 років тому +323

    Love how he makes fun of Conservatives and Liberals.

    • @danarowe3969
      @danarowe3969 5 років тому +30

      What George Carlin was telling you that Liberals and Conservatives answer to the elite money

    • @voxpox1850
      @voxpox1850 4 роки тому

      And you DON'T??

    • @stevedrake604
      @stevedrake604 4 роки тому +2

      He's an atheist who is now dead. He's done forever. Right?

    • @stevenotjackramsey
      @stevenotjackramsey 4 роки тому +7

      George Carlin never made fun of people, he made fun of bad ideas without regard to where those ideas came from.

    • @robwoodall8425
      @robwoodall8425 4 роки тому +8

      @@stevedrake604 Nope. When the majority of us are "done forever", his legacy will still be "alive and well".

  • @robinj.9329
    @robinj.9329 2 роки тому +154

    George was EXACTLY RIGHT !
    "The Planet isn't going anywhere; WE ARE !!!"

    • @222cubing8
      @222cubing8 Рік тому +1

      The atmosphere can go away though

    • @222cubing8
      @222cubing8 Рік тому +1

      @@myusername2607 what about all of the animals that require the same as us to survive

    • @222cubing8
      @222cubing8 Рік тому +1

      @@myusername2607 isnt that still worth preventing though

    • @barfoonisland2003
      @barfoonisland2003 Рік тому

      @@222cubing8 If you believe the scientists who are paid off by the W.E.F.

    • @joakos1122
      @joakos1122 11 місяців тому +1

      We can and have saved dozens of species and ecosystems when politicians actually listen to scientists that’s why we still have a national bird 🦅

  • @user-gl5ok5pc7k
    @user-gl5ok5pc7k 2 місяці тому +4

    Damn I miss George Carlin

  • @TJ89741
    @TJ89741 Рік тому +37

    So spot on. Dude was ahead of his time. A true legend.

  • @gabrielmartin2197
    @gabrielmartin2197 5 років тому +164

    "Been through earth quakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sunspots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles, hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring Ice Ages and we think some plastic bags!!?" The best question of all time.

    • @keepingitreel...8037
      @keepingitreel...8037 5 років тому +16

      Not to mention, Tsunamis, Tornadoes, and Hurricanes. . .
      And some cows Farting?

    • @keepingitreel...8037
      @keepingitreel...8037 5 років тому +8

      Wait, didn't the Dinosaurs Fart too?

    • @gameoholic1994
      @gameoholic1994 5 років тому +6

      Gabriel Martin This is why I don’t believe banning plastic straws is gonna do shit.

    • @rrirro1
      @rrirro1 5 років тому

      Gabriel Martin h

    • @paulg444
      @paulg444 5 років тому

      That was George delivering 9 straight hole-in-ones!!!

  • @GeorgeVreelandHill
    @GeorgeVreelandHill 5 років тому +921

    George Carlin made the truth funny. He was a genius.

    • @250txc
      @250txc 5 років тому

      lol Do you know who Einstein and Newton were?

    • @lillylazer429
      @lillylazer429 5 років тому +4

      Yep. I saw him twice in concert. He is really missed

    • @chuckryan6065
      @chuckryan6065 5 років тому +4

      @@250txc Didn't they open for Zeppelin at MSG in '75?

    • @250txc
      @250txc 5 років тому

      @@chuckryan6065 '73 :)

    • @scottbreon9448
      @scottbreon9448 5 років тому +2

      250txc
      He means MODERN genius, dumbass

  • @user-qj6ht1rx7i
    @user-qj6ht1rx7i 3 місяці тому +5

    Anyone better, smarter, or more observant than this man? Nope......listen up. This shit is truth. Not ideological nonsense......

  • @dw1985
    @dw1985 9 місяців тому +35

    Wow was he ahead of his time. He'd be cancelled today, sadly.

  • @ilovebutterstuff
    @ilovebutterstuff Рік тому +473

    What a truly fantastic human being he was. We'll miss you George.

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix 5 років тому +1706

    "Humanity, just another failed mutation." - George Carlin

    • @tommymullins3689
      @tommymullins3689 5 років тому +53

      The earth will shake us off like bad case of fleas a surface nuisance..brilliant

    • @bradleycotton3237
      @bradleycotton3237 5 років тому

      LibertyMatrix ...Said Thomas’s driver.

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv 5 років тому +1

      LibertyMatrix agreed.

    • @thevillageyid
      @thevillageyid 5 років тому +1

      Nothing that exists is a failure.

    • @justinboyle601
      @justinboyle601 5 років тому +1

      LibertyMatrix humanity is a side effect of nature we never asked for this lofw

  • @valsmith2643
    @valsmith2643 3 місяці тому +1

    He told TRUTH with every GOLDEN WORD. WISDOM beyond MEASURE. He was a GENIUS.

  • @kaijufan6246
    @kaijufan6246 Рік тому +13

    I am a Senior at a university, and this man would enrage the ENTIRE "Science" community at my campus. I LOVE IT!!
    I'm a going for my major in Biology, and it's the same thing: "Save the Earth. Save the Earth. Save the Earth." George Carlin is right about one thing: even before man became super industrialized, species, animal, plant, microscopic, ecosystems were already being naturally destroyed and/or replaced.
    Not to mention, not every damn thing humans do to the Earth is harmful. And I'm not talking about the preservation stuff. I mean stuff we inadvertently do. Don't some animals flock to our factories or powerplants, where water is warm and stuff to keep warm? Look at Barn Swallows. I've been seeing them make MASSIVE nest colonies under highways using mud during their yearly migrations.
    also, the people who do destroy rainforests and all, WHO owns the money to afford to destroy it all? The average person? No. Rich and greedy corporations. If the average person tried to deforest the whole rainforest, we know they would be stopped with no problem.

    • @trustinJesus_only-_
      @trustinJesus_only-_ Рік тому +2

      20 elite people fly to G20 summit in private planes that use more gas than one car uses for 2.5 years. It's not our doing, it's theirs...😁

    • @kaijufan6246
      @kaijufan6246 Рік тому

      @@trustinJesus_only-_ Not to mention, people love to use the word "Organic." You know, if the molecule contains Carbon, it's organic. That's where Organic Chemistry gets its name from: Carbon. But not every Organic molecule is safe. Lots of them are toxic. I was in Organic Chemistry 1 and 2 labs, and the chemicals we worked with (Organics) were known to be toxic. So, yeah. Hard pill for them to swallow.

    • @urmother212
      @urmother212 Місяць тому

      @@kaijufan6246a word can have multiple meanings you know…

    • @catalindobre3325
      @catalindobre3325 24 дні тому

      If you're a future scientist...we're all FU__CKED

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 8 років тому +493

    He's so right, in every conceivable way.
    "Take care of yourselves. And take care of somebody else. Goodnight."
    That's really all it comes down to. R.I.P Carlin, you're the man.

  • @uglytothebone6253
    @uglytothebone6253 2 роки тому +334

    I periodically watch George's work to get my perspectives straightened out!

    • @paragonofgood
      @paragonofgood 2 роки тому +16

      Me too. He's my sane pill.

    • @jameshoelzeman8679
      @jameshoelzeman8679 2 роки тому +7

      @@paragonofgood George is my reality pill!!!

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i Рік тому

      So you require a comedian to align your perspectives? Do you realize how crazy that is?

    • @eyeplaygamez6506
      @eyeplaygamez6506 Рік тому +4

      @@Machiave11i eh, less crazy than most things…crazier than some

    • @feedbackking1316
      @feedbackking1316 Рік тому +1

      He's sane but still lacking modern sciences, we figured out that climate change will likely kill us, not the planet, we should be extremely careful what we do in the future and now to save ourselves.

  • @duron700r
    @duron700r 10 місяців тому +6

    George always had it right.
    Always.

  • @stevenhorvath5698
    @stevenhorvath5698 Рік тому +4

    Modern day mark Twain, best social commentary on America in the last 100 years

  • @5150_Designs
    @5150_Designs 4 роки тому +2778

    Can ANYONE imagine George Carlin in today's society?

    • @joshuamartin9255
      @joshuamartin9255 4 роки тому +271

      The closest I can think of would be like a Bill Burr or a Jimmy Carr. But that's an unfair comparison because Bill and Jimmy purposely try to offend you. George simply told you his opinion and it just happened to be fucking hilarious

    • @mama-cg5ri
      @mama-cg5ri 4 роки тому +41

      5150 Designs he would be shadow banned😂

    • @Thegoodkingnado
      @Thegoodkingnado 4 роки тому +20

      That aids thing didn't get many laughs

    • @Junokaii
      @Junokaii 4 роки тому +71

      Oh man... the protests would be worse than Ben Shapiro.

    • @andrewscasualmtb
      @andrewscasualmtb 4 роки тому +22

      I would call it a great time.

  • @rangapv5028
    @rangapv5028 4 роки тому +701

    " Planet is going to shake us off like a bad case of flea " So true....

    • @freddiemercury4evr
      @freddiemercury4evr 4 роки тому +13

      COVID-19....
      Scary.

    • @rivershea6997
      @rivershea6997 4 роки тому +4

      It isn’t gonna kill everybody lol

    • @rangapv5028
      @rangapv5028 4 роки тому +28

      @@rivershea6997 Maybe we might escape Covid-19 but if we continue to follow the same lifestyle, in the near future we will meet our doom...

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 4 роки тому +18

      @@rangapv5028 We will deserve it, too.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 4 роки тому +4

      It’s not the Black Death. Don’t be so dramatic.

  • @irez6298
    @irez6298 7 місяців тому +1

    I’m two videos in just discovered this man . One of the greatest discoveries I’ve found on UA-cam . I’m surprised it’s not taken down. Thank god! Amen

  • @jameswelch7403
    @jameswelch7403 3 місяці тому +2

    R.I.P. MR. CARLIN GONE BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT FORGOTTEN AMEN😊

  • @dumbass3770
    @dumbass3770 5 років тому +1359

    The planet doesn't need us we need the planet

    • @John231984
      @John231984 5 років тому +124

      @Justo Juarez No we don't. Planet existed way before us and will after us. The planet doesn't need us to survive.

    • @heavendenies3959
      @heavendenies3959 5 років тому +12

      Well said, Dumb Ass.

    • @WARZoNExKNiGhT
      @WARZoNExKNiGhT 5 років тому +24

      Take a look at those nonpopulated planet, does it look like it need any creature to helping it shape some form ?!
      NO !
      Its we the lifeform who need the planet to survive and stand on ,LEARN YOUR PLACE.

    • @BostonBobby1961
      @BostonBobby1961 5 років тому +25

      @Justo Juarez we belong to the planet. Planet has a few billion years on us. We'll be long gone and the planet will still be here.

    • @mastermindmico1224
      @mastermindmico1224 5 років тому +19

      The planet has been here long before us and will be long after. It takes care of itself with water and heat alone (rain and sun). It doesn't need our precious asses

  • @S.K.R.E.Inc.
    @S.K.R.E.Inc. 4 роки тому +392

    Earth is recovering, at the cost of humans. Congratulations, he's a prophet

    • @augustuzmoon3814
      @augustuzmoon3814 3 роки тому +6

      Hes not a prophet just someone who doesn't care

    • @1revette1
      @1revette1 3 роки тому +6

      You're exactly what he's talking about bro! Dumb fuck that doesn't realize facts!!!! FYI it's called being a deadhead!! Wake up bro!!! It is what it is! Quit lying to yourself! You're the exact problem of what is wrong!!!

    • @reginthehoneybadger8957
      @reginthehoneybadger8957 3 роки тому +3

      Humans do need to die

    • @r.a.6459
      @r.a.6459 3 роки тому +5

      Earth will thrive without us.

    • @reginthehoneybadger8957
      @reginthehoneybadger8957 3 роки тому +5

      humans need to go extinct ASAP

  • @Krankyoldtime64
    @Krankyoldtime64 Місяць тому +1

    Boy do I miss this man.. we really need him at his acerbic best right now.

  • @speakermanx
    @speakermanx 2 місяці тому +2

    How is it possible to be so relevant all to this day? He was a fortunate teller