@Alexander The Accursed Well they use Intel CPUs (damn thats hot..I mean for real, theyre too hot) and theyre lectuals because they like to put letuce into their rectum, then you just put the words together in some magic way and you got intellectuals debating about 2 types of blowjob providers.
@Thunderwolf 001 Imagine being such a delusional smoothbrain that you feel the need to belittle people who actually heed scientifically validated recommendations from experts. Oh wait, you don't have to imagine that.
@Thunderwolf 001 Sure, and you watch out that the evil masks don't hurt your fragile self. Typical first world problem crybaby who thinks he is special.
@@ananyabhagat7052 Yes they did. Feminism is actively campaigning against real dolls. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6730555/amp/Swedish-feminists-demand-ban-sex-robots-dehumanise-women-just-like-pornography.html
Hey you never know. The dude was well-spoken, I wouldn't write him off so quickly. I'm more wondering about the guy talking about the government doing illegal tests on him, lol
@@AfrewSpines I was wondering how long it took him to get rid of the guy talking about the government doing illegal tests on him before he could move on to the next dude for the video. Especially given a mic.
Why does this guy not have 1million subscribers yet? Oh yeah, most people dont understand true comedy anymore and would rather be offended instead of having fun.
The feminist guy: "I'm gonna show put this man in his place for attacking and objectifying women" Ryan Long: "name 3 good things about women" Also feminist guy: "oh shit all of my answers will make me sound like a jackass fuckboi"
@Poke Poke more talking doesn't mean they better. it just means they need more words to get to the same place. More open about anything THEY have a problem with when the guy talks about his problem they became deaf. Don't tease you with jokes as often as guys because they are too busy to bring you down emotionally and break your spirit... Would you like to try again?
@Poke Poke i have three excellent good points about women: They are more nurturing, they are more comforting, and they have the power to create children. Good women are a refuge from the storm of the world, a tender beacon of hope that good men long to protect. A good woman is ideologically and emotionally comforting in such a way, that you want to make her body feel as good as her words make your heart feel good. The feminism movement is far less ennobling and empowering than the Gospel of Jesus Christ: ua-cam.com/video/Ah7JUaReUPY/v-deo.html
@Poke Poke Better at talking? Half my conversations with women is asking them to get to the point. Speaking well, getting your point across and having the confidence to speak is upbringing. Not gender. More open? About what? Men try all the time to open up about our thoughts, opinions, and feelings to women. And modern women couldn't care any less if they tried. So men learned to keep it to ourselves and our close friends. Don't tease you? You mean guys cracking wise with each other? Doing that thing that men freaking rule at? Laughing. When a man has a problem with what a man says, they have a chat about it and it ends. Otherwise it's all in good fun. Do you even know about the two genders? You're from this planet right?
@Toori Baba please move on. I commented on a comedy video. Do you really think we are going to change each others mind? I hope you do not fall ill. I hope all of us makes it out of this time period ok. Be safe
You're so into the deep, philosophical questions lately, I've always wondered this myself. Even Socrates didn't have an answer. What's certain is, invent an autoblow that can make you a sandwhich and women would be a thing of the past.
I have to say this is the best promo advert I’ve seen a UA-camr do. Making a comedy sketch about the product is genius, way better than just reading it off.
This is hilarious. Getting him to spend his own money on that thing you should be doing so he's happy while you jet off and get dicked down. I approve, A++.
I'm pretty sure Ryan interviewed the real life Leon Black from curb. Man talking about his bitches, his ability to pick up shorties and has that speech impediment that Leon has as well
@3:53 this is a classic conversation with a liberal these days :) Change the subject to something they know Try to exit conversation without answering the question When asked direct opinion, have nothing to say because they never thought about it. And Ryan does a great job of going with the flow. Great content.
Bro there are almost zero traditional women left in Western society. That's just a cope men use to believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Traditionalism died when men stopped making it compulsory for tang.
I gotta say, Ryan's content is this fucking goldmine of undiscovered comedy that deserves millions of views. Even if this shit is absurd, it's got me laughing so hard and I always like the political commentary where he's the only sane person on the planet 🤣
when i was a kid, whenever i watched American movies or tv, i always wanted to live in NY cause it looks cool in the movies, but you my bro, you've opened my eyes to reality and ruined my childhood dreams, so thanks #NYisWeird
Putting people out of they confort zone enough so they have a weird response but not far enough so they actually respond is a fucking art,this man a genius fr
Straight up. Women have talked very openly with each other and now publicly about their sexual needs, wants, and actions. It's time for men to be this open. Wait. Nevermind. The backlash would cancel us.
Not to mention it's just fucking creepy. To pretend like there is enough nuance to male masturbation to have more than a 1 minute conversation about it would be laughable. And I have no interest in women talking about it either. Y'all keep at it with exchanging your new tek and secret special moves so I dont have to worry about your fickle ass not getting off because you had a bad interaction at work last week and couldn't concentrate. Dudes can get off while their home is being broken into on the night of their mother's funeral. Lube, friction and repetition. The end. Nothing else to say.
Ah, a conversation between intellectuals
Finally a debate worth listening to and on our intelectual level isnt it? Really fine people in this conversation on both sides :DD
@Alexander The Accursed Well they use Intel CPUs (damn thats hot..I mean for real, theyre too hot) and theyre lectuals because they like to put letuce into their rectum, then you just put the words together in some magic way and you got intellectuals debating about 2 types of blowjob providers.
When you have 5 ur supposed to mark 4 hash marks and then draw a diagonal hash mark through the 4 marks to make the 5th one. 🤣
Men of culture
A real meeting of the mind
3:42 "Exactly, you can just sit alone by yourself after you're done" XD
Truest, funniest part right there
Do a collaboration with Ryan!
I miss you whatever !
I did not think you're still alive
Please return to youtube lewandowski
Ryan did this whole show just so his bank account wouldn’t show a purchase of a single machine. 😂
Haha!
He do
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Woot those things are actually real?^^ Damn that's the best advert I've ever seen then lol
Gave this a like before realizing that would put you at 421... Removed the like for obvious reasons.
"Can I have both?"
"No"
*shamefully picks Autoblow*
HAhah
I don't think the women what that either.
makes a new movement me too
what BLOWS my mind is how easy it is to get people to do weird things you ask them if your tone comes off polite and not condescending
Good lesson for life in general, thanks for pointing it out.
I know, right? So hilarious
Exactly, people crave validation; with that tone you give off the impression of honestly validating what they say
Take a look at what the world is doing to protect itself from a virus that has a 99% survival rate.
Look at politicians LOL
"Do you use any stuff?"
(Shrugs) "Vibrators."
"That's hot."
(Twinkle in her eyes)
Do you think masks make people braver
“That’s odd”
He made her day
@Thunderwolf 001 Imagine being such a delusional smoothbrain that you feel the need to belittle people who actually heed scientifically validated recommendations from experts. Oh wait, you don't have to imagine that.
@Thunderwolf 001 Sure, and you watch out that the evil masks don't hurt your fragile self. Typical first world problem crybaby who thinks he is special.
"Women are so strong when empowered.
3 good things about women?
*silence*" LOL
That right there is a simp.
He probably also spent all his money on an onlyfans account.
Naw. A simp would have at least 10 great things to say about women, all BS.
Ryan Long prolly cut it before he could reply lol
That was painful...no tegridy at all.
😂
"3 positive things about women."
"...."
I mean- they are wireless. They can make sandwiches , and uhn..
hmm. .
shit.
They clean them selves. Autoblow you have to clean lol
Only certain female models clean themselves, I've been with one that didn't 😂
@@SabbaticusRex lmao
I honestly couldn't think of more arguments either
In a perfect world, they're both autoblow machines.
He said with a picture of his loving family as his profile picture 😂😂
@@DadsCigaretteRun lol
@@DadsCigaretteRun they support me on this
Look at the kids face, he's seen some shit.
Boys Boys Boys!!!
I think the 4 models he had at once were the “auto blow” “auto blow deluxe” “auto blow lite” and the “auto blow xs”
Underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wtf this is so offensive, are you seriously implying that I should take care of my own sandwiches?
Lmaoooo
🤣
And the dishes? What the hell do you mean.
Ha!!!
@Kiri N
I already do. You think we work these jobs and pay for all this crap because *WE* like it????
Modern women: We are strong and independent!
Sex robot: *exists*
Modern women: STOP OPPRESSING ME
@The Mastodon
Ur situation is understandable considering the flag you have got as dp.
Heard that The place is a haven feminaaziis and simps
Now that's comedy. They are mad once technology lets others beat them . They'll lack the personality to come back from that.
Lol no women ever said that.😂
@@ananyabhagat7052 Yes they did. Feminism is actively campaigning against real dolls. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6730555/amp/Swedish-feminists-demand-ban-sex-robots-dehumanise-women-just-like-pornography.html
@@TheStraightestWhitest oh . Talk to her about that time they wanted to ban hentai cause it s oppressive and sexualizing to the female protag
I had one and it sucked
I have one, it blows.
A woman?
*ba dum tss*'
Did it suck good, tho?
Mega Maid?
Fat girl talking about doing it upside down, ryan: "so like a bat?"
"They look so real. They talk to you".. "That sounds like a negative not a positive" 😂😂😂
Wait, was that an ad? I loved it. Will definitely check it out! #imasturbate
#NoMoreSloppySeconds
You're a sturbate?
That crackhead going on about how he’s been with 4 models at the same time...ok, bud 😂😂😂😂
I think the 4 models were the “auto blow” “auto blow deluxe” “auto blow lite” and the “auto blow xs”
Hey you never know. The dude was well-spoken, I wouldn't write him off so quickly. I'm more wondering about the guy talking about the government doing illegal tests on him, lol
@@AfrewSpines "Well spoken "😂
As for the other guy, he is a claimed targeted individual. For how long? No one knows.
@@TheJbiz84Man I wanted to hear his story. You can't just tease someone like that and not follow up.
@@AfrewSpines I was wondering how long it took him to get rid of the guy talking about the government doing illegal tests on him before he could move on to the next dude for the video. Especially given a mic.
I love it when Ryan goads the dude into telling bigger and bigger lies. "Is 4 pretty standard?"
This is a no brainer. You can't have a long, deep, connective conversation with a woman 😀
What you did there....I sees it.
Not with her mouth full, at least.
A little sexist but I'mma let that slide
I laughed out loud at this 😂 - thanks
I hate you for this 😭🤣😂
Didn’t even realize this was a commercial. Amazing job
"When you're done with it, you're just sitting alone..." "Exactly. You're just sitting alone" I lost it
I too once "entertained" 7 models, kept 4 for myself and generously gave my penthouse buddy the excess 3.
Small world!
4 models at once... wow! You were in the presence of a legendary artist.
3 in the penthouse too man
@@jaydub5011 I almost forgot!! 😂
@@DazedAndConfused1414 hehe
I bet model is code for prositute.
@Riddickk Don’t forget the other 16 in the basement.
“They look so real, they can talk to you...”
“That sounds like a negative, not a positive”
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the discount code is "Long" 😂
We were TRYING to ignore it, Talha, but now you put it right out there.
Lol I just realized this is an actual product
no
It's his name 😌
damn. if I use the discount code "short" can I at least get 5% off?
Why does this guy not have 1million subscribers yet? Oh yeah, most people dont understand true comedy anymore and would rather be offended instead of having fun.
It's nice to see somebody this election season tackling the issues that actually matter for a change.
Did someone say erection season?
That guy going on about his models in the penthouse is a straight up Boondocks character in real life wtf
Guy's day is going fine, then...
Ryan: Three good things about women?
Guy:
That is the sound of reality crashing down hard on someone.
The feminist guy: "I'm gonna show put this man in his place for attacking and objectifying women"
Ryan Long: "name 3 good things about women"
Also feminist guy: "oh shit all of my answers will make me sound like a jackass fuckboi"
@Poke Poke more talking doesn't mean they better. it just means they need more words to get to the same place. More open about anything THEY have a problem with when the guy talks about his problem they became deaf. Don't tease you with jokes as often as guys because they are too busy to bring you down emotionally and break your spirit...
Would you like to try again?
@Poke Poke i have three excellent good points about women:
They are more nurturing, they are more comforting, and they have the power to create children.
Good women are a refuge from the storm of the world, a tender beacon of hope that good men long to protect. A good woman is ideologically and emotionally comforting in such a way, that you want to make her body feel as good as her words make your heart feel good.
The feminism movement is far less ennobling and empowering than the Gospel of Jesus Christ:
ua-cam.com/video/Ah7JUaReUPY/v-deo.html
@@noskalborg723 yes those are all great points but those are all things feminists hate being catergorized as their attributes lol
@Poke Poke Better at talking? Half my conversations with women is asking them to get to the point. Speaking well, getting your point across and having the confidence to speak is upbringing. Not gender. More open? About what? Men try all the time to open up about our thoughts, opinions, and feelings to women. And modern women couldn't care any less if they tried. So men learned to keep it to ourselves and our close friends. Don't tease you? You mean guys cracking wise with each other? Doing that thing that men freaking rule at? Laughing. When a man has a problem with what a man says, they have a chat about it and it ends. Otherwise it's all in good fun.
Do you even know about the two genders? You're from this planet right?
"People do anything for artists" some truth right there
Fair question.
I like how Ryan has the mic on a stick and still stands right next to the interviewees😀👍🦧 love the content!
@Toori Baba that would be ok, seeing how the "rona" is not real.
@Toori Baba please move on. I commented on a comedy video. Do you really think we are going to change each others mind? I hope you do not fall ill. I hope all of us makes it out of this time period ok. Be safe
Real journalist are rare breed. Keep blowing minds with hard hitting journalistic pieces like this.
Real journalists can even blow something else in at least two ways.
I want to hear more about the government tests that guy went through.
He means the aliens
Guy had a niddle hole in the FOREHEAD like whaaat
It wasn’t a government test. He was just asked to pull his pants up and vacate the courthouse lawn
Comedy gold,
"Are you saying you would light some candles for the autoblow"
If they are the right type of vagina smelling candle, they may "blow" up your BJ.
One thing I’ve noticed is that the guys who talk the *MOST* about the girls they get actually get the least
writing this down.
@@jamescrock2213 😂 why?
Well except for that one guy with the four models
He’s an artist man
not with artists. good artists that is.
10/10 singing voice > 10/10 looks
I'm an amateur singer and I've seen this in action.
You're so into the deep, philosophical questions lately, I've always wondered this myself. Even Socrates didn't have an answer. What's certain is, invent an autoblow that can make you a sandwhich and women would be a thing of the past.
Cooking is so easy. Don't believe the women that tell you it's much work lol.
But who is going to make dinner?
.... Takeaway. Com
Uber eats
ur mom
Order from Grubhub.
40 min later...
Perfect timing!
Arby's
The up side down argument is definitely a valid point
4:02, a white knight. "All women, stunning and strong". Gets challenged on it, backs down
I have to say this is the best promo advert I’ve seen a UA-camr do. Making a comedy sketch about the product is genius, way better than just reading it off.
A great gift idea for women who travel to give their husbands. Just hope I don't get home from a business trip to find I got left for the autoblow 😂
This is hilarious. Getting him to spend his own money on that thing you should be doing so he's happy while you jet off and get dicked down.
I approve, A++.
Realize Sweet T, he’s just one auto blow season from leaving you. Maybe that’ll keep your sh@t straight.
@Kiri N like getting away from their spousal duties!!! I agree 👍
@Kiri N man see the content of the channel. They're obviously trolling and not serious. On second thought, you might be trolling too. Lmao.
@@ordinaryhuman5645 Based
"Three good things about women?"
... [Crickets]
the whole video is an ad about a product and I'm laughing ins anly
I was curious if the link and stuff was legit or part of the joke. But too afraid to actually type it in and see lol
@@MansterBear he has Adam and Eve promoting him. Totally real. people say the discount works
@@MsBleau "people" say it works, huh, Pheobe? Yea yea yea... hahah
@@MansterBear gotem.
You've managed to actually objectify women. Science marches on.
You'll get over it.
I'm pretty sure Ryan interviewed the real life Leon Black from curb. Man talking about his bitches, his ability to pick up shorties and has that speech impediment that Leon has as well
Glad i'm not the only one that noticed. As soon as I saw him I thought "Is that JB Smoove?"
100%
@@MrWilson812 More like BJ Smooth
The conversation that starts at about 1:05 is the greatest dialogue on all of UA-cam.
And the testing booth is hilarious.
This entire video is A+++
The amount of crazy is about right for a city park.
Yep, and Ryan was the craziest one
@3:53 this is a classic conversation with a liberal these days :)
Change the subject to something they know
Try to exit conversation without answering the question
When asked direct opinion, have nothing to say because they never thought about it.
And Ryan does a great job of going with the flow. Great content.
"You already have one, you're saying?" LMAO
WHAT how tf did I find you on here???? Lmao at the coincidence (this is Alexander Jones from Quora btw)
I like your fitness advice AND your sense of humor
@@alexjones8545 oh thanks man
Long silence after 3 good things about women really got me crackin' dude
4:15 he had information on the Clinton's
3 him up
3:25 - that andrew yang line caught me off guard lmaooo
Ryan Long the hero we need but don't deserve..
Blowing up buddy so glad I got to have you on my channel before you hog “big time”
Why are people in NYC so quick and verbal?
Because they are lonely
A trad woman is better than the machine, but a "modern" woman. Pass 100% of the time.
Bro there are almost zero traditional women left in Western society. That's just a cope men use to believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Traditionalism died when men stopped making it compulsory for tang.
Lmfao, believe what ya want. My wife (30) is proof otherwise. 😘
Is this man just giving out fle$hlights
It very much...seems this way
No he said autoblow like 100 times during the video, different than a fleshlight.
No it's real he has a promotion from Adam and Eve.
Yeah but he tested them before to make sure there's nothing wrong with them.
Fleshlights aren't automated.
I respect the sponsorships you've managed to get.
3:21 I bet he takes his fleshlight to dinner before using it.
You don't?
@@thegrim418 I dont want mine to get any ideas.
A true gentleman.
"Exactly. You get to sit alone, when you're done."
I gotta say, Ryan's content is this fucking goldmine of undiscovered comedy that deserves millions of views. Even if this shit is absurd, it's got me laughing so hard and I always like the political commentary where he's the only sane person on the planet 🤣
I’m freaking crying. I live for this content
Okay...that 4th guy is the real Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Hahahaha thought the same thing
Absolutely! I was thinking that the entire time.
Whatthefuck you sayin' Larry ?!
1:40 the guy on the left checking out the package randomly was just something else
Why is there never anybody giving away autoblows when I'm out and about ffs!
when i was a kid, whenever i watched American movies or tv, i always wanted to live in NY cause it looks cool in the movies, but you my bro, you've opened my eyes to reality and ruined my childhood dreams, so thanks
#NYisWeird
4:03 How he looks away and almost whispers about the empowered 🤣. The guy couldn't even name three good things 💀.
Because most women don't cook and clean that just leaves sex....
I reckon the guy in the cap talking about supermodels was actually trolling Ryan
Nah! True story man lol
"PUT SOME CANDLES" OUT FOR THE BLOWJOB MACHINE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
thank you for asking the hard questions
Was that Leon from Curb your Enthusiasm?! 😂
Hahah my nigga said light some candles 😂
3:52
Nobody:
This guy: Amma simp for no reason.
Ryan: Name three good things about women.
Simp: ... *Silence
Bro, you have big balls doing this! Especially during this era omfg.
Ryan really looked like he didn't believe the four supermodels guy. Dude, that's Russell goddam Simmons!
_I know that's not Russel Simmons.._
This brings new meaning to the notion of deep learning.
1:09 Reminds me of the black guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
JB Smoove
Leon / JB Smoove
1:54, homeboy talks exactly like Leon from curb ur enthusiasm.
The whole time i'm sitting here thinking it's all a joke. Then he throws out a discount code at the end. Dafuq?
My late wife God bless her soul she made me feel like my brain was getting sucked out with a straw then feeling light headed afterwards.
4:28 I like her honesty and openness to the topic.
Reminds me of "Sex With Sue". That woman was a legend.
Putting people out of they confort zone enough so they have a weird response but not far enough so they actually respond is a fucking art,this man a genius fr
4:14 hol’ up
"So I know a little bit about that." Dead.
1:30 my BS detector almost broke it was going off so much.
This is the best sponsorship and “transition to an ad read” ever.
the youtube algorithm sent me this, just kidding, i was subscribed
The government did tests on me too. In grade school no less. And the tests were from Iowa. It was awful. I’ve never been the same.
"Whats the least amount of models you had?"
"Well.. one"
I dont care if it was edited. I laughed for a good solid minute. I big belly laugh.
It is worrying how many people are freaking off their heads in the US..
Straight up. Women have talked very openly with each other and now publicly about their sexual needs, wants, and actions. It's time for men to be this open.
Wait. Nevermind. The backlash would cancel us.
Women have vibrators, why can’t men have the auto blow? Eventually sex is just going to be all virtual like Demolition Man.
Not to mention it's just fucking creepy. To pretend like there is enough nuance to male masturbation to have more than a 1 minute conversation about it would be laughable.
And I have no interest in women talking about it either. Y'all keep at it with exchanging your new tek and secret special moves so I dont have to worry about your fickle ass not getting off because you had a bad interaction at work last week and couldn't concentrate. Dudes can get off while their home is being broken into on the night of their mother's funeral. Lube, friction and repetition. The end. Nothing else to say.
artOVtrolling yep
That "what?" was so soothing i replayed it atleast 10 times
This is a real advertisement hahaha.
Always love the odd reasonable person in these clips.
Yeaaaa... I've had like 4 at one time
He's a legend in his own mind...
Ryan... this is gold. Love your woke vs racist too. Keep it coming.
Ryans hair looks like it belongs on a lesbian
Light a candle for the autoblow!
It's perfect that the second black dude is wearing a cap cuz he's capping so hard
Loool
Can’t get over how much he looks like Bam