Making zefir by hand (ЗЕФИР) - cooking with Boris

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • Zefir. This slavic marshmallow is made from eggwhites, sugar and apples. Simple recipe but preparation takes some skill. Follow this video and you will get a nice smooth zefir every time.
    You can replace self made applesauce with your own jam of choosing. About 200g will do fine.
    Thickening agent you can choose of your own liking:
    pectin - plant based. used in store bought zefir, makes the hardest zefir and fast. hardest to find in store.
    agar agar - seaweed based. makes medium hardness zefir and fast. should be available in a variety of stores worldwide.
    gelatin - animal based. takes extra step to add to mix. takes longer time to set and makes softer zefir. sold in most shops anywhere.
    powder gelatin needs to expand in a 1/4 glass of cold water. after that it needs to warm up in waterbath. and then finally added into whisked eggwhites same time as sugar syrup (don't boil gelatin!).
    ingredients:
    1 egg
    2 medium apples
    300g sugar
    100ml water
    2tsp thickening agent (gelatin, agar agar or pectin. choice is yours)
    pinch of salt (optional)
    some lemon juice (optional)
    powdered sugar (somewhat optional)
    tools:
    pot
    big bowl for mixing
    sieve
    whisk (or mixer if you are low on energy)
    measuring cup (or scale, but not necessary)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @justasentientboeing7378
    @justasentientboeing7378 4 роки тому +4610

    Boris: "No whiskers in this house!"
    Artyom: _sad Komrade Kat noises_

  • @blacktemplar2207
    @blacktemplar2207 4 роки тому +4072

    Boris when drops egg: *AYYY BLYAT*
    Boris when burns kitchen down: La la la la la

    • @ignoremeimnoone1961
      @ignoremeimnoone1961 4 роки тому +20

      Lol so true xD

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +7

      Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My videos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to DISLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY videos! Do you think my videos are funny, dear basic

    • @actualgarbage8549
      @actualgarbage8549 4 роки тому +42

      @@AxxLAfriku ok degenerate

    • @actualgarbage8549
      @actualgarbage8549 4 роки тому +21

      @@AxxLAfriku ok degenerate

    • @toeseater2855
      @toeseater2855 4 роки тому +32

      @AxxL I dont find it funny, and I didn't dislike, I don’t wanna harass people with mental illness

  • @hugocorminboeuf8007
    @hugocorminboeuf8007 4 роки тому +5223

    UA-cam: demonetized Life of Boris channel because it is a "slavic cliché"
    Boris: let's cook zefir while singing kalinka and drinking kvass

    • @hepthegreat4005
      @hepthegreat4005 4 роки тому +585

      The hell? He is slavic isnt he? Doesnt he get to show the culture in any way he wants to? Granted he is exaggerating for the audience, but his audience knows that. Wonder if a similar "florida man" show would get demonitized.

    • @hugocorminboeuf8007
      @hugocorminboeuf8007 4 роки тому +227

      @@hepthegreat4005 well sir, it seems that youtube doesn't care. BTW that was Boris' words that I may have misunderstood. He may have been demonetized because of the music he puts in all his videos.

    • @scorpioleonhehe7312
      @scorpioleonhehe7312 4 роки тому +12

      I work for youtube I can ban him

    • @CallMeFako
      @CallMeFako 4 роки тому +59

      @Kyle Griffin it's more credible if u say "my uncle who lives in another country"

    • @GoofyCheeks
      @GoofyCheeks 4 роки тому +62

      @Kyle Griffin MY DAD OWNS MICROSOFT , AND I CAN HACK YOUR ACCOUNT !!!!!!
      /s

  • @trevanminnig3499
    @trevanminnig3499 3 роки тому +502

    “Mama did not raise a weak man!”
    My mama did... but I’m too poor for a mixer, so I guess the whisk it is

    • @corettaha7855
      @corettaha7855 3 роки тому +52

      You will soon be strong then 💪🏼

    • @docmeraki3065
      @docmeraki3065 3 роки тому +16

      im crying...xD you'll be strong very soon

    • @clanjebb2017
      @clanjebb2017 3 роки тому +38

      Don't worry king you'll get there soon enough.
      From the smallest of seeds grow the tallest of trees.

    • @danielphendarko2651
      @danielphendarko2651 3 роки тому +3

      @@clanjebb2017 wise words!

    • @demilung
      @demilung 2 роки тому +2

      If you cook these recipies and eat what you make you will be strong soon enough

  • @MichaelTheRead
    @MichaelTheRead 4 роки тому +3973

    Cooking With Boris: Now with 50% more throwing things.

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 роки тому +613

    *Binging with Babish:* tiny whisk
    *Life of Boris:* _BIG MAN'S WHISK_

    • @soup_souls
      @soup_souls 4 роки тому +16

      Ah. I see you are a man of culture as well.

    • @mt9456
      @mt9456 4 роки тому +85

      Lemme correct you: *Binging with Babushka*

    • @soup_souls
      @soup_souls 4 роки тому +5

      @@mt9456 LMAO

    • @ianburgess9141
      @ianburgess9141 4 роки тому +23

      @@mt9456 we need this crossover

    • @iLlegal_iBex
      @iLlegal_iBex 4 роки тому +6

      @@ianburgess9141 MAKE THIS HAPPEN PEOPLE

  • @vicky9534
    @vicky9534 4 роки тому +902

    “Like as if anyone has these things at home”
    Laughs nervously in Italian

    • @adastial2104
      @adastial2104 4 роки тому +27

      Laughs nervously in professional cook

    • @fmspjanus
      @fmspjanus 4 роки тому +22

      ​@@adastial2104 what kind of professional cook has all these things at home :D ?
      I dont know how about you, but I was a head chef for 2 years. Hardest job of my life . 8-10 hours shifts everyday sometimes 12 hour shifts if fish needs to be picked up and preped.
      My fridge was basically the simplest and quickest food i could get/cook. I did eat lot at work tough so maybe thats why i was so lazy ? ..
      I mean you would have to be Jamie Oliver to have full fridge of exquisite foreign food/spice.
      Cheese is great tho as long as its Dutch or Italian i cant stand French.

    • @claudiaficicchia446
      @claudiaficicchia446 4 роки тому +18

      In the average Italian fridge, parmigiano reggiano and prosciutto are NEVER, I repeat, NEVER missing!

    • @adastial2104
      @adastial2104 4 роки тому +8

      @@claudiaficicchia446 as a Bosnian myself I am never missing some good hard rakija and yogurt or kefir

    • @claudiaficicchia446
      @claudiaficicchia446 4 роки тому +9

      adastial Of course. Every single nation has got its “must have” ingredients and foods. Bosnia is not even that far from Italy by the way.

  • @watercannonscollaboration2281
    @watercannonscollaboration2281 3 роки тому +871

    “Components: 1. Buter 2. Brod “
    I showed this to my friend who’s Russian and he died

  • @sussybaka119
    @sussybaka119 4 роки тому +333

    Boris humming while cooking is the cutest thing I've heard.

  • @Slumode
    @Slumode 4 роки тому +1561

    So it’s 2 in the morning and I’m enjoying my zefir made with cherries and hard chocolate dressing on top. The best treat.

  • @astrangeperson9305
    @astrangeperson9305 4 роки тому +840

    After watching a lot of Boris i realize that a lot of slavic cooking is just,
    WE HAVE TOO MUCH FOOD IN GARDEN AND WINTER IS COMING BLYAT

    • @luciasoosova2182
      @luciasoosova2182 4 роки тому +60

      You seem to get it, nice

    • @astrangeperson9305
      @astrangeperson9305 4 роки тому +19

      why thank you I would try and make some of this food but its only autumn have to wait a bit longer

    • @hanfpeter2822
      @hanfpeter2822 4 роки тому +25

      Thats how cooking and preparing food has worked in all regions of earth were Winter is a thing

    • @Rain_Zx
      @Rain_Zx 4 роки тому +1

      Share the food

    • @thecoldrussain8548
      @thecoldrussain8548 4 роки тому +14

      Or use ANYTHING because the fridge is empty at the end of month

  • @furniture5223
    @furniture5223 3 роки тому +497

    After watching several of this man's videos I can conclude he's actually a very good cook. The man knows what he's talking about and this video alone is an excellent example of that. Fresh fruit or frozen, fresh eggs, mentioning different thickening agents, testing the sugar... he has my respect.

  • @AdachiCabbage
    @AdachiCabbage 4 роки тому +438

    “Rant meter, handy guide, singing, and even says don’t worry about credit if you sell them.”
    He’s too good for us.

  • @lezardvaleth2304
    @lezardvaleth2304 4 роки тому +944

    Boris' entire "rant" in this video is literally the most wholesome thing I've seen on UA-cam all year.

    • @xanthehain9483
      @xanthehain9483 4 роки тому +22

      And his Lalala I LOVE HIM SM

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 роки тому +43

      I completely agree with him too, a lot of the time whenever I see a recipe I'm like "I don't have all these exotic ingredients just sitting around, do I look like a three star restaurant?" blyat

    • @xanthehain9483
      @xanthehain9483 4 роки тому +15

      @@NODnuke45 I read it at erotic ingredients..

    • @zeropoy4017
      @zeropoy4017 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder if he ever got salmonella from eating this

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 роки тому +8

      @@xanthehain9483 Well I don't have a girlfriend so I also don't have any erotic ingredients just sitting around either. heheh

  • @danem2215
    @danem2215 3 роки тому +2904

    "100ml=100g. Metric system. Nice, huh?"
    *Shots fired*

    • @oluftheexplorer9476
      @oluftheexplorer9476 3 роки тому +264

      It's not entirely accurate, but it's close enough. Unlike that filthy western imperial system.

    • @khasanbekmalzagov6240
      @khasanbekmalzagov6240 3 роки тому +105

      @@oluftheexplorer9476 100g is 100ml unless you use a measuring cup, cuz solids dont fill in the gaps left by not-good stacking.

    • @ubiozmiec
      @ubiozmiec 3 роки тому +92

      In Balkan we don't drink by the liter, but by the kilo.
      "Hit me up with 100 grams of rakija."

    • @DanLo
      @DanLo 3 роки тому +19

      @@khasanbekmalzagov6240 Is 100g oil 100ml? No, it isn't. But it's close enough

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 роки тому +23

      Man sent a 7.62x54mmR at the US and it hit

  • @kisukebomb3750
    @kisukebomb3750 3 роки тому +679

    I just love how wholesome this man is. There was no anger or frustration in his rant, and he was just so kind during it. Boris, you are the best. Thanks from Australia

    • @Seers_yt
      @Seers_yt 3 роки тому +5

      This 🤝

    • @ahandleishereig
      @ahandleishereig 3 роки тому +3

      yo i live in australia

    • @kisukebomb3750
      @kisukebomb3750 3 роки тому +3

      @@ahandleishereig g'day

    • @realdanpatterson
      @realdanpatterson 3 роки тому +2

      maaate! you'd know we call these meringue here rite? probably the only other person.

    • @kisukebomb3750
      @kisukebomb3750 3 роки тому +2

      @@realdanpatterson well, meringue doesn't quite fit them but it's pretty close, closer than marshmallow, that's for sure

  • @Hans69Wurst
    @Hans69Wurst 4 роки тому +2604

    I love how Boris just stays to the true slavs. Im german, but its just how my grandparents taught me things they learned through the war.
    Like my grandpa used to steal Potatopeals at the age of 8-10 zo help feed his family.
    And how Boris just used apples with brown spots and cuts in the shell. Often this doesnt look atractiv and people wont use it, not even mentioning to use it in a Video.
    He is a true human.
    The purest form of human.
    He is the slav king.
    Giver of humanity to the world.

    • @gattochesbircia2837
      @gattochesbircia2837 3 роки тому +137

      ''He is a true human.
      The purest form of human.
      He is the slav king.
      Giver of humanity to the world.
      ''
      should write a book about this

    • @justsomesoupthatlikeskevin4715
      @justsomesoupthatlikeskevin4715 3 роки тому +83

      @@gattochesbircia2837 we could make a religion out of this

    • @natalija12345ify
      @natalija12345ify 3 роки тому +24

      @@justsomesoupthatlikeskevin4715 no

    • @patriciafishburne9452
      @patriciafishburne9452 3 роки тому +46

      @@justsomesoupthatlikeskevin4715 y e s

    • @skylerwhiteyo
      @skylerwhiteyo 3 роки тому +40

      @@justsomesoupthatlikeskevin4715 Boris is not a deadly lazer

  • @mariopetrusvermeulen2202
    @mariopetrusvermeulen2202 3 роки тому +1162

    The amount of times Boris talks about his grandma must mean she is an amazing women just like my two grandma's.

    • @anonomuse9094
      @anonomuse9094 3 роки тому +29

      Mine are dead. They died when i was young

    • @zenify881
      @zenify881 3 роки тому +52

      @@anonomuse9094 I am sorry for your loss.

    • @anonomuse9094
      @anonomuse9094 3 роки тому +26

      @@zenify881 don't be, I never really new much about them except the one that died when I was really young let us ride on the back of her powerchair.

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 роки тому +2

      @@anonomuse9094 coulda been worse ig

    • @kotikvtanke2349
      @kotikvtanke2349 3 роки тому +10

      @@anonomuse9094 F. Same to my both grandpas. They died when i wasn't even born!

  • @hiccups6531
    @hiccups6531 4 роки тому +3307

    "do not worry about creditting me at all"
    he has embraced communism better than everyone else

    • @steelcoregamer3378
      @steelcoregamer3378 4 роки тому +36

      @@qlacht294 We agree...

    • @yellows5748
      @yellows5748 4 роки тому +7

      Indeed

    • @TheEmeraldCarrot
      @TheEmeraldCarrot 4 роки тому +7

      USSR : dead (no more)
      Hitler and Stupid Nazi's on hell : heck yeah boiiiii

    • @whut6144
      @whut6144 4 роки тому +6

      I bet he plays CS:GO like a real russian

    • @charwyrm8702
      @charwyrm8702 4 роки тому +33

      @Linh Nguyen The best economic system is an economic system that addresses the material needs of the people living under it. Soviet communism was very effective at a few things (e.g. extraction of value from a workforce), but very negligent at others(e.g. ineffective distribution, putting strain on planning and often leaving people hungry). There are positive elements to the system, but don't be married blindly to everything.

  • @blackivy7582
    @blackivy7582 3 роки тому +44

    While I am not Slav, the comment about the cooking bringing back grandparents made me cry a bit. I am Cherokee, and my grandfather was a large part of my life. He passed when I was very young due to medical malpractice, but he left me his cooking book in his will. Any time I make Bannock or Three sisters stew on a cold or bad day, it's like he's here with me again. Almost like he's still sitting in his chair in the living room, settling in with bowls of food and ready to share stories.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 2 роки тому +4

      Thought about making his recipes for an audience?

    • @bilbo_gamers6417
      @bilbo_gamers6417 Рік тому +1

      Amazing. I would definitely watch a video if you made one.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 4 місяці тому

      Beautiful. Food is truly a universal language and something that brings back precious memories. ❤

  • @kevinoconnor6577
    @kevinoconnor6577 4 роки тому +4821

    He has vibes like he’s really bad at cooking, but the way he cooks is like he has been doing it forever. It is a weird mix of vibes.

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 4 роки тому +69

      I can relate

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 4 роки тому +3

      @@SobrietyandSolace died :(

    • @cr4zyj4ck
      @cr4zyj4ck 4 роки тому +152

      Cooking is not nearly as difficult as people make it out to be if you pay attention.

    • @tommyshelby2250
      @tommyshelby2250 4 роки тому +5

      your name makes me happy,thank you.

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 4 роки тому +137

      Boris never gave me the impression he's bad at cooking. If anything, his attitude tells me he's actually pretty decent at it. TV shows and such seem to really warp peoples perspectives of cooking as this extremely formalized affair that you must do by the book but the reality couldn't be farther from the truth unless you're actually cooking professionally.
      One of the night staff at my old boarding highschool used to co-own a restaurant and worked as head chef (Sadly he lost it cus his business partner ran off with the money. No joke.) and he was really chill. He taught me a lot and it seemed like watching me cook stuff he'd taught me the basics of and then evolving them made him really happy in a way I never saw any other time. You'd have thought he'd say it had to be done by the book but he's one of the few people that always seemed to "get" my thinking behind whatever unconventional ingredients or methods I used. I really miss getting to cook in a social setting like that.

  • @YandiBanyu
    @YandiBanyu 4 роки тому +164

    That was the most accurate "durian" & "rambutan" pronunciation by a foreigner that I've ever heard!

    • @astarse
      @astarse 4 роки тому +9

      And that's make me screaming in happines like 5 yo western spies 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sunnyletom
      @sunnyletom 4 роки тому +21

      this is how us slavs pronounce it usually! :D

    • @danverit783
      @danverit783 4 роки тому +7

      As a filipino that lives in Philippines.. i love rambutan.

    • @aabe1189
      @aabe1189 4 роки тому +13

      @@danverit783 A Filipino living in Philippines. Who could've thought.

    • @wudhiponmahattanakul5046
      @wudhiponmahattanakul5046 4 роки тому +4

      I fuckin love rambutan. From Thailand

  • @Ritsunyan
    @Ritsunyan 4 роки тому +289

    Attention! Merengue and bezy are cooked in oven. Zefir is drying in a normal room temperature. So it doesn't have a hard shell like them. Zefir is soft and gummy, literally like marshmallow. Please notice the difference!

    • @scratchchu3483
      @scratchchu3483 4 роки тому +3

      Thank you for telling us the difference.

    • @pomer93
      @pomer93 4 роки тому +6

      Evi1M4chine just take fresh zefir and leave it for a day. And it’ll become even more dry on the surface, but still soft inside

    • @jkobstube4314
      @jkobstube4314 4 роки тому

      isnt meringue and baiser (or bezy) the same thing?

    • @kaiderhaiii
      @kaiderhaiii 4 роки тому +3

      @@jkobstube4314 it is definitely similar, i think the difference is that meringue is hardened all the way through and Baiser ist still kind of soft/sticky inside
      It's also about the usage I think, you'll probably find more meringue on it's own and Baiser as a cake frosting/topping

    • @antonioscendrategattico2302
      @antonioscendrategattico2302 4 роки тому +2

      @Evi1M4chine Meringue can have a soft core.

  • @vinegar9566
    @vinegar9566 3 роки тому +177

    "48 hours or more if you live in rainforest or something"
    * cries in asian *

    • @carolday3381
      @carolday3381 3 роки тому +7

      Lol, use a food dehydrator no heat versions just air flow and it’ll lesson the time. If you use a heat option like the oven with the door cracked open just a pilot light on, you might get some colour to the candy but done quicker and still edible.

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 Рік тому +6

      *Laughs in California*

  • @2ears1mouth786
    @2ears1mouth786 4 роки тому +562

    I feel comfortable and at home when watching Boris's videos.

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 4 роки тому +813

    Boris: "As if anyone has prosciutto parmigiano at home."
    After all these years he's still on the hunt for those Italian spies

    • @chriswiddajonathan8941
      @chriswiddajonathan8941 4 роки тому +16

      Honestly, it sounds like a jojo character name

    • @jatisoem7472
      @jatisoem7472 4 роки тому +8

      Can't be helped. Babushka betrayed him twice

    • @skye387
      @skye387 4 роки тому +7

      @@chriswiddajonathan8941 well yeah, technically we did get a JoJo character named Prosciutto.

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify 4 роки тому +7

      @@chriswiddajonathan8941blame Araki and his Italiaboo. Almost all of the names in part 5 are just names of food in Italia.

    • @Robert-Herman
      @Robert-Herman 4 роки тому +1

      @@jatisoem7472 Babushka is not Italian spy! She infiltrated for GRU

  • @arcticace4489
    @arcticace4489 4 роки тому +175

    "Metric system nice huh?"
    Yes Boris

    • @nukehell3771
      @nukehell3771 4 роки тому +17

      Metric system=supreme system

    • @metaltyre4894
      @metaltyre4894 4 роки тому +7

      @@nukehell3771 yes blyat it is nice 10^everything

    • @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302
      @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 4 роки тому +1

      Nice as blin

    • @catroll4247
      @catroll4247 4 роки тому

      Every american's nightmare. Yes america i mean your length system with feet, Who thought that was a good idea....

    • @toastyxboops
      @toastyxboops 4 роки тому

      @@catroll4247 mathmeticans who want to make students and artichets building desingers life hell (i cant spell .-.)

  • @pomsgamingcrib4764
    @pomsgamingcrib4764 3 роки тому +143

    I remember watching Boris 2 years ago right before I started culinary school and I'm sitting here almost a chef laughing my ass off because he's not even that bad. Back then I remember thinking that this was all a made up joke but hes for real.
    Thank you for motivating me to start cooking more and ending up in an actual good school.

    • @ravell.ananta5466
      @ravell.ananta5466 3 роки тому +13

      right? he is a decent cook. well, he maybe throwing things when he's cooking, but this guy definitely know what he's doing.

    • @bloodfire254
      @bloodfire254 3 роки тому +14

      I have a culinary degree and 15 years experience. He is actually a very good cook. His stroganoff recipe (without the mayo lol) is spot on and basically exactly how I make it. I've made most of the things he has made over the years and he is spot on with pretty much everything. Of course he has to add humor and mayo to everything, but it's all good cooking.

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 3 роки тому +7

      @@bloodfire254 I do think it might be because he is, in fact Slavic, and slavs are fucking magic

    • @makeit.primetime99
      @makeit.primetime99 3 роки тому

      Ha.. almost a chef, not yet blin, after the many 16 hour days work, maybe. Even then, this is like sword making its a lifetime

    • @leme686
      @leme686 Рік тому

      @@ravell.ananta5466 Boris is like how to basic, but the end product looks good, is edible and he doesnt destroy his kitchen in the process........usually..

  • @YuriDSC
    @YuriDSC 4 роки тому +3269

    The heaviest russian accent I've hear'd outside of hollywood productions.

    • @vladimir-_-1090
      @vladimir-_-1090 4 роки тому +198

      even for Russians

    • @asheleydavies
      @asheleydavies 4 роки тому +325

      His accent has increased drastically since his early days

    • @nomotakidr
      @nomotakidr 4 роки тому +323

      He explained that his audience preferred this kind of accent so he stick to it

    • @clmaoo
      @clmaoo 4 роки тому +272

      IIRC he’s said he basically emulates how his babushka sounds, which is a heavier and “older” accent than his normal one. However, even in his older videos he’s always had a very thick accent.

    • @Benjamin-k2g
      @Benjamin-k2g 4 роки тому +317

      He's Slavic, but Boris is obviously a character. He's what people expect Russians to be. Big, over the top personality (once you get to know us), speaking like a Bond villain. I mean come on he obviously knows how to cook and is using a bayonet.

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP 4 роки тому +375

    Boris: "No whiskers in this house"
    His cat Artjom: visible concern

  • @pututunik8748
    @pututunik8748 4 роки тому +322

    "just like bringing t34 tank into paintball fight, might seem a bit overkill"
    *Rev engine*
    Better prepared than sorry comrade

    • @TheDonSapius
      @TheDonSapius 4 роки тому +1

      I like the way you think.

    • @imbored7579
      @imbored7579 4 роки тому +1

      only a t4 tank?

    • @pututunik8748
      @pututunik8748 4 роки тому +2

      @@imbored7579 what do you want me to do, a modern tank that make the capitalist suspicious about my backyard activity?

    • @Eric-vs2he
      @Eric-vs2he 4 роки тому +2

      T34 is not enough comrade, bring out the IS2!

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 4 роки тому

      tunik putu
      Just bring paintbrush , it count like knife

  • @tr4nsg0th1ca
    @tr4nsg0th1ca 3 роки тому +66

    My Babushka is not Slavic, but I have been showing her your videos and cooking your recipes for her, and she loves them!
    Thank you very much Boris, for sharing your culture. What I have learned is helping bring our broken family back together.
    Also, my Babushka says: hi, and keep making videos!

  • @MrZuga89
    @MrZuga89 4 роки тому +204

    "Mama did not raise weak man!"
    This should go on a shirt

  • @waterH-O-H
    @waterH-O-H 4 роки тому +769

    westerners: *internet*
    boris: *_inter-nyet_*
    also boris: components of buterbrod: 1. buter 2. brod

    • @iknewit5678
      @iknewit5678 4 роки тому +7

      What?

    • @hy3na739
      @hy3na739 4 роки тому +1

      it's true tho...

    • @iknewit5678
      @iknewit5678 4 роки тому +7

      I said what because this comment makes no fucking sense

    • @hy3na739
      @hy3na739 4 роки тому +5

      @@iknewit5678 i know xD wasn't talking to you sry

    • @waterH-O-H
      @waterH-O-H 4 роки тому

      @@hy3na739 well, everyone has to drink it up cuz, this is the *reali-tea* hehehe _(ba dum tss)_

  • @bithisarkar1412
    @bithisarkar1412 4 роки тому +2123

    Literally everyone: Aluminium
    Boris: Aluninuminum

  • @Shad0wSpill
    @Shad0wSpill 3 роки тому +193

    My viola teacher is from Belarus, and she always brings back some chocolate-covered zefir for me when she visits home. It's heaven in a wrapper.
    Homemade by Boris must be even better 🥺

  • @andrejhofer2007
    @andrejhofer2007 4 роки тому +341

    Alternate title: Boris yeets things around the kitchen and makes зефир

    • @kristjanoigus3196
      @kristjanoigus3196 4 роки тому +1

      Ironic

    • @Falseidoles58
      @Falseidoles58 4 роки тому +2

      @@kristjanoigus3196 is that because that's pretty much every video

    • @racecini
      @racecini 4 роки тому

      That's pretty much an try to when he throw glass he won't break it

    • @Derpy626
      @Derpy626 3 місяці тому

      ​@@kristjanoigus3196 do u even know what ironic means?

  • @22_______________tm
    @22_______________tm 4 роки тому +169

    Man I loved this. The good old shaslik king is back, I missed all the jokes and the chaos of a kitchen

  • @scathachbeagbain6431
    @scathachbeagbain6431 4 роки тому +700

    Me: is having a bad day
    Boris: "how to make zefir blyat"
    Bad day: "I'm in danger"

    • @hanifisahin4098
      @hanifisahin4098 4 роки тому +4

      Zefir Zafer is the code fro Victory from Zefir.

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 4 роки тому +4

      It's the same recipe as french meringues guess Napoleon brought some chef to Moscow

    • @ano1z943
      @ano1z943 4 роки тому +2

      Ye

    • @VanWyn7
      @VanWyn7 4 роки тому +1

      This video absolutely made my day. I love Boris

  • @BigPhatPandaGaming
    @BigPhatPandaGaming 3 роки тому +108

    Boris: Durian and Rambutan, I would not count on it
    Me, a Filipino with Durian and Rambutan growing in the garden outside: Uh....

    • @cathpalug1221
      @cathpalug1221 2 роки тому +13

      Me, an Indonesian: yeah about that

    • @A_332doesrandomstuff
      @A_332doesrandomstuff Рік тому +1

      A gun give me a freaking gun what the heck I can't pick it up

    • @KairiKurosaki
      @KairiKurosaki 28 днів тому +1

      Me, a Filipino...growing garden outside is complete pizdec

  • @hitsurapapel1978
    @hitsurapapel1978 4 роки тому +240

    UA-cam: so are you gonna be a gaming, cooking, vlog, science, pet, or a story telling channel?
    Boris: Дa

  • @ThisGalaxyCat
    @ThisGalaxyCat 4 роки тому +277

    Boris: " *Keep it in the freezer just like normal people* "
    Also Boris: *making meal with chainsaw and axe*

    • @tsardenisovitsi7500
      @tsardenisovitsi7500 4 роки тому +7

      You don’t do that?

    • @Yawnford
      @Yawnford 4 роки тому

      *are you not used to it?*

    • @naturesguard8745
      @naturesguard8745 4 роки тому

      @Evi1M4chine (Hardbass build up begins) No not like a russian like a slav (hardbass Drops)

    • @ThisGalaxyCat
      @ThisGalaxyCat 4 роки тому

      @@jinshikookie4174 nothing wrong

    • @ThisGalaxyCat
      @ThisGalaxyCat 4 роки тому

      This is the fallout cooking ware

  • @pedroiunges6589
    @pedroiunges6589 4 роки тому +258

    Boris: Now you need to wait 24 hours or 48 if you live in a tropical forest or something like that.
    Me: *Sad Brazilian Noises*

  • @CowboybubPercussion
    @CowboybubPercussion 3 роки тому +27

    “It’s like bringing a T34 tank to a paintball fight” that is the most overkill statement of all overkill statements I’ve ever heard xD

  • @archiebermejo4414
    @archiebermejo4414 4 роки тому +147

    "Zefir hugs harder than aunt olga in family reunion"
    -Boris, 2020

  • @saracotroneo9408
    @saracotroneo9408 4 роки тому +450

    Boris: who the hell has prosciutto and parmesan at home?
    Me *sweating in italian*

  • @jacobbrown3781
    @jacobbrown3781 3 роки тому +51

    10:01 I love his little " la lala la la". It brightens my day every time

  • @jacopopatroncino8827
    @jacopopatroncino8827 4 роки тому +1452

    "I'm just saying if your whole workout consists of upvoting memes on your phone, you might have some trouble."
    *I felt personally attacked*

  • @hellasleeppy5619
    @hellasleeppy5619 4 роки тому +2509

    Boris is basically if Ann Reardon, Some Russian kid, and How to Basic somehow combined into one chaotic Slav chef

    • @jack_hunt1103
      @jack_hunt1103 4 роки тому +51

      And make a delicious food

    • @malakelhr9766
      @malakelhr9766 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @galghoul3042
      @galghoul3042 4 роки тому +54

      As a Ann Reardon sub, I can confirm Ann's presence deep within

    • @zellasteria
      @zellasteria 4 роки тому +6

      hmm
      *i wanna see if he can cook betta than Gordon Ramsay*

    • @zellasteria
      @zellasteria 4 роки тому

      @Jasmin Jarin *perfect slav reply right there*

  • @PankoBreadcrumbs
    @PankoBreadcrumbs 4 роки тому +267

    When he said "You're always welcome on the Boris channel!"
    ...
    Thanks Boris :')

    • @staeslait2343
      @staeslait2343 4 роки тому +16

      Boris is a nice Slav.
      Boris includes everyone, and is very polite.
      Be like Boris.

    • @lag8984
      @lag8984 4 роки тому +1

      @@staeslait2343 LOL

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 3 роки тому +1

      Nice Slav

    • @spookyleviathanboi3499
      @spookyleviathanboi3499 3 роки тому

      @@staeslait2343 please be like boris

  • @friedchickenloll
    @friedchickenloll 3 роки тому +126

    Boomers: "tHE iNteRnet maKeS kIdS ViOLEnT"
    Boris: *hold my vodka*

  • @brokengirlsrus
    @brokengirlsrus 4 роки тому +137

    "The world might be on fire, but we have the perfect snack."

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 4 роки тому +256

    “Add one punch of lemon inside”
    *AGGRESSIVE SQUASH*

  • @Bromvolod
    @Bromvolod 4 роки тому +148

    People: Aluminium
    Boris before: Aluminuminum
    Boris now: Aluninuminum

  • @TheHayatesoul
    @TheHayatesoul 4 роки тому +273

    Ah, the boiling agar mixture reminds me of years ago, when I used to be a cook at a small family owned candy company. During Easter I would make large batches (approximately 40~50 pounds) of marshmallow for chocolate covered marshmallow eggs. we would boil up a water/gelatin mixture for our thickener that would bubble and froth just like that before adding the rest of the ingredients. Admittedly this was done over an open fire in a large copper basin. You would have to stir it 2-handed with what was basically a 4 foot long wooden spatula to make sure it wouldn't burn. Made everything from marshmallows to caramels, fudges to brittles, and more.
    Good times

    • @TheHayatesoul
      @TheHayatesoul 4 роки тому +9

      @SeriousName Indeed, molten sugar can be a fickle mistress, and I have the burn scars to prove it. However, proper handling, technique, and a little creativity can make it an very malleable and delicious medium.

    • @TheArijitBanerjee
      @TheArijitBanerjee 3 роки тому

      Ay debil, make some zefir next time :p

    • @corettaha7855
      @corettaha7855 3 роки тому +1

      I’m glad you never fell into the cauldron of frothing boiling sugar. That would hurt.

    • @losvega5004
      @losvega5004 3 роки тому

      I myself love to make candy do you think you could give me a fudge recipe?

  • @oodo6148
    @oodo6148 4 роки тому +364

    To the people thinking about eating raw eggs: in this recipe, the egg white is actually cooked by the hot sugar syrup, so there are no raw eggs in the final product.

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 4 роки тому +18

      ...sometimes i wonder what people do in their grade school. It was basic chemistry.

    • @oodo6148
      @oodo6148 4 роки тому +59

      @@nurlindafsihotang49 I'm not sure of your point. This was never taught to me in school, and even if it were, it would have been in cooking classes, which the boys did not get a lot of. Also, heat transferring from an object to another is physics, not chemistry.

    • @colesherrill7472
      @colesherrill7472 4 роки тому +6

      @@oodo6148 I'd say the egg cooking is the chem. But yeah heat is just a physical property of energy.

    • @Boiokgogi
      @Boiokgogi 4 роки тому +24

      the only '' danger '' of raw egg is salmonella and it is not inside the egg but can be on the shell , so when you break it you risk putting it in the egg , but where i live chiken are vaccinated for salmonela and the egg are washed in the egg factory so there is no risk at all for be infected with salmonela , so we can use raw egg all the time in about everything we want . i usualy put some in my smooties for extra protein and better consistancy

    • @oodo6148
      @oodo6148 4 роки тому +11

      @@Boiokgogi You are correct, salmonella is the reason. As far as I know though, it can be inside of the egg as well, it comes from the feces of chickens. Most of the eggs nowadays are pasteurized, but not all. The danger is quite small, but why risk it when you can be safe for sure?

  • @ihorvoronchak8191
    @ihorvoronchak8191 3 роки тому +46

    Gordon Ramsay is scared of these pro slav cooking skills

    • @Derpy626
      @Derpy626 3 місяці тому

      I wanna see Gordon Ramsay actually react to this and try his food.

  • @mitush4562
    @mitush4562 4 роки тому +335

    Lets make butterbrod!
    Components:
    1.butter
    2.brod
    -Boris 2020

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 роки тому +1

      indeed

    • @Constantine_Cvl8
      @Constantine_Cvl8 4 роки тому +1

      Makes sense

    • @montgomeriebelk4631
      @montgomeriebelk4631 4 роки тому +2

      ты правда думаешь, что у меня есть хлеб!

    • @ANukeWithLegs
      @ANukeWithLegs 4 роки тому +5

      Can I have my foreskin back ?

    • @Len1nskiy
      @Len1nskiy 4 роки тому +1

      Its true. Bread with butter is very tasty. And with kolbasa...

  • @rjpena4258
    @rjpena4258 4 роки тому +258

    Next episode: fried apple peels
    Also he says chorizo like basically correctly and i love that

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 4 роки тому +3

      i felt honrado y orgulloso when he said i so perfectly tbh

    • @nightelfland1778
      @nightelfland1778 4 роки тому

      Time, dude, pls ;)

    • @nothingtoseehere1221
      @nothingtoseehere1221 4 роки тому

      @@nightelfland1778 3:08 stay cheeki breeki

    • @nothingtoseehere1221
      @nothingtoseehere1221 4 роки тому +1

      8:20 my mind is corrupted blyat

    • @francoredstone4799
      @francoredstone4799 4 роки тому

      Remindes me of someone who said that some people pronounce it like oregano,other orégano,I,say it right

  • @wildfirebendotbt6175
    @wildfirebendotbt6175 4 роки тому +12

    I love how boris is so up front but also so considerate as well. "if you dont have babushka anymore, my condolences". Thanks man

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 3 роки тому +9

    Can we appreciate how Boris still make one for Vadim even though he hates him so much?

  • @rooshovhannes7592
    @rooshovhannes7592 4 роки тому +682

    "Just like bringing a T-34 Tank to a Paintball fight might seem a bit overkill" happens 400000 times a week

    • @raptorfae.6645
      @raptorfae.6645 4 роки тому +9

      No it ain't

    • @croakeralex7433
      @croakeralex7433 4 роки тому +5

      Not at all I do it all the time

    • @juicemeister1984
      @juicemeister1984 4 роки тому +6

      Oy komrade
      I brought tsar bomba and no one complain, then again no one ended up playing and my area is quite radioactive now

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 3 роки тому

      Gotta show up my friends bringing panzer III js tho

    • @PhoebusApollo360
      @PhoebusApollo360 3 роки тому

      Whiteboard? Whiteboard.

  • @thepanman674
    @thepanman674 4 роки тому +108

    11:07 he sounds like a completely insane scientist marveling his creation

    • @pbjman5809
      @pbjman5809 3 роки тому +6

      Isn’t that exactly what he is?

    • @thepanman674
      @thepanman674 3 роки тому +5

      @@pbjman5809 ...damn it you are not wrong...

  • @lookatmyright
    @lookatmyright 3 роки тому +221

    Dude I swear, I've been going just to this channel to make snacks. Your tutorial doesn't require machines that I don't have and very instructive.

  • @markbutzer6058
    @markbutzer6058 3 роки тому +13

    This helped me get an appetite when I had dehydration sickness.
    Extremely satisfying video at the least.

  • @YoylecakeTurtle
    @YoylecakeTurtle 4 роки тому +36

    Boris teaching us how to make Eastern European dishes while ranting was extremely wholesome for the entire year.

  • @wanderingstoneheart7659
    @wanderingstoneheart7659 4 роки тому +22

    MALAYSIAN SLAVS WHERE YOU AT? BORIS PRONOUNCED DURIAN AND RAMBUTAN PERFECTLY

    • @oozorakyou
      @oozorakyou 4 роки тому +3

      will make this with durian

    • @nyxiauwu
      @nyxiauwu 4 роки тому

      I n t e r e s t i n g

  • @anayaweick7964
    @anayaweick7964 Рік тому +9

    That rant was so funny, like my entire family is Goral, (Not the goats, it is a group native to Southeastern Poland), and I oversimplify it all the time. Oversimplification allows people who do not understand your culture to ease into it and get as excited about it as you are :)

  • @Danee2108
    @Danee2108 4 роки тому +573

    "Hey let's make a sandwich."
    "Just put your Prosciutto Parmigiano Chorizo Croissant Himalayan salt."

    • @greekieshion4501
      @greekieshion4501 4 роки тому +20

      Joshua Weissman in a nutshell
      "Oh making black garlic is simple,just buy this super expensive dryer. Oh you don't have it? I thouGHT YoU HaVe OnE WhaT ArE YoU DOing!?"

    • @christiansandrini96
      @christiansandrini96 4 роки тому +4

      *laughs in italian*

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 4 роки тому

      Chorizo is a type of sausage.

    • @californiaball2599
      @californiaball2599 4 роки тому +2

      Chorizo is practically Hispanic crumbly sausage
      I live in California btw 🇺🇸

    • @Danee2108
      @Danee2108 4 роки тому +1

      @@californiaball2599 yuh pretty tasty

  • @cahesolo9267
    @cahesolo9267 4 роки тому +35

    Boris:*Making zefir*
    Meanwhile in Vadim’s apartment:
    *BORIS BLYAT*

  • @Darthgranny
    @Darthgranny 4 роки тому +37

    Hearing Boris say "Kirov Reporting" has given me life, and a ferocious need to play RA2 again. Thanks Boris, You massive legend!

    • @ZaidAlshattle
      @ZaidAlshattle 4 роки тому +3

      Indeed it has, Indeed.

    • @MrTheShademan1
      @MrTheShademan1 4 роки тому +2

      I literally just downloaded the remastered edition yesterday lmao

    • @claudiovenegas7593
      @claudiovenegas7593 4 роки тому +5

      DAT REFERENCE
      One of the best games of C&C

  • @theosb7271
    @theosb7271 3 роки тому +22

    Me: Having long day because of work.
    Boris: being weirdly wholesome and fun.
    Me: *Happy gopnik noises*

  • @travisbout9494
    @travisbout9494 4 роки тому +5

    So I’m a chef in Australia working at an Italian restaurant and my head chef is thinking about a new dessert, something we haven’t done before. To me this recipe seems like a Italian meringue but the way you incorporated the sugar to the eggs whites and the addition of gelatine adds a completely different texture and finished product. Definitely going to give this recipe a try

  • @jomanom8651
    @jomanom8651 4 роки тому +455

    "Metric system, nice huh?" *must be nice :'(*
    *edit* : i have now gotten a digital scale. i am one step close to understanding recipes. tomorrow, i try to understand recipes mixing ounces and grams

    • @ThylineTheGay
      @ThylineTheGay 4 роки тому +5

      You can switch

    • @stalinjosefstalin480
      @stalinjosefstalin480 4 роки тому +10

      Last time I checked, it isn’t illegal to use metric. Seems to me like you don’t know it and refuse to learn.

    • @osamabeenlacken3658
      @osamabeenlacken3658 4 роки тому +2

      It’s hard to learn all I know is 25 milimeter and I try and is 25 right

    • @ThylineTheGay
      @ThylineTheGay 4 роки тому +11

      @@osamabeenlacken3658 just use an online converter and learn from it and if you can get your family to switch to then they get others to switch and eventually the whole of the us will switch

    • @crackerjack6013
      @crackerjack6013 4 роки тому +17

      Y’all think it’s that easy to switch but all of our measuring cups and such are not in metric. Neither are our recipes. Neither is anything. We would have to order metric measuring cups online, which would cost more, and convert all our recipes into metric, which would be a pain and not give whole numbers. It’s not a ‘refusal’ to learn, we are just given different tools. I’d much prefer metric but it’s not easily accessible.

  • @leifchristensen8271
    @leifchristensen8271 4 роки тому +166

    Binging with banish: now let’s get our tiny whisk
    Life of Boris: BIG WHISK! BIGGEST WHISK YOU CAN FIND!!!!

    • @maddiejones2101
      @maddiejones2101 4 роки тому +1

      I see you are a man of culture as well 😌

    • @petercrisp5243
      @petercrisp5243 4 роки тому

      @@maddiejones2101 dang it you beat me to the joke

  • @Hannah_Ruby
    @Hannah_Ruby 3 роки тому +19

    When he said “the choice is yours”
    I felt that.

  • @Pusher97
    @Pusher97 4 роки тому +20

    The genuine panic of the electric whisk turning on nearly had me in tears.

  • @roswellsmokingwoman4830
    @roswellsmokingwoman4830 4 роки тому +35

    Boris: no whiskers in this household
    Artyom: *has whiskers*

  • @eg.kermen
    @eg.kermen 4 роки тому +267

    Такое чувство что Борис это чья-то бабушка под прикрытием, которая пытается накормить всех внуков в мире

    • @iskrivlenievremeni
      @iskrivlenievremeni 4 роки тому +15

      у меня такое чувство что это бэдкомедиан под прикрытием :D

    • @kotanplay8808
      @kotanplay8808 4 роки тому +19

      Первый раз вижу русских в коментах Бориса)

    • @berkavoes
      @berkavoes 4 роки тому +9

      Yes

    • @pandus47z
      @pandus47z 4 роки тому +2

      @@kotanplay8808 тож

    • @littleumbrella1763
      @littleumbrella1763 4 роки тому

      Ruskie?

  • @NuLiForm
    @NuLiForm Рік тому +6

    been working on pc all night, been a loooong night, 8 AM now & hardly daylight...starving....&....i needed some Boris in my life immediately..so i found this...also needed something to eat that was Not tuna fish or potato chips..& would wash down well with pepsi..this is it.
    For supper...chicken kotlet & some cheese.
    Boris the Slav King saves my life...Again! Long Live The Slav King!

    • @NuLiForm
      @NuLiForm Рік тому +2

      ````````````````````````AH MAH GAH!...I DO NOT HAVE A SCALE....OR A STEAMER...& MY MIXER IS DUCT TAPED (BUT STILL BEATS).....but...i will be dead from starvation in 2 days....must find another recipe to hold over...@.@......maybe the chicken kotlet, some ONLY WATCH WHEN BROKE 🥔 three new potato recipes
      & a little HOW NOT TO MAKE CHEESE ....those were supposed to be for supper...but..maybe..i can eat it...really...really...really...sloooooooooooww
      i think i gotta.....dance now

  • @JoDoSa
    @JoDoSa 4 роки тому +124

    Boris: "Bringing t-34 tank to a paintball fight might seem a bit overkill"
    Me: wait, so I have been doing paintball wrong this all time?

    • @sabribeser2268
      @sabribeser2268 4 роки тому +1

      boris:here is a desert fo the NATO westerners they dont even know it
      Me:İ know it İ am Turkish
      Boris:SUKA BLAYT

    • @m0narch557
      @m0narch557 4 роки тому

      Geneva- What now?

    • @mrklousdog1237
      @mrklousdog1237 4 роки тому

      “T34, so bad blin, made of stone, blin. And to this is say... maybe

  • @maximvdb1868
    @maximvdb1868 4 роки тому +101

    "Hand is best machine" - That's what she said

  • @peterroberts7832
    @peterroberts7832 4 роки тому +17

    Boris is so wholesome and cheeki breeki, I can't possibly imagine him getting into petty youtube drama

  • @AaronderSchaedel
    @AaronderSchaedel 3 роки тому +7

    I tried this without using a mixer.
    After doing so, I have concluded: Boris is a pretty freaking tough dude.

    • @tatsuyahiiragi416
      @tatsuyahiiragi416 Рік тому +1

      On the other hand, Rosie Palms' game must've been great when you recovered

  • @daubert9991
    @daubert9991 4 роки тому +129

    Boris: "Bringing t-34 tank to a paintball fight might seem a bit overkill"
    So that's why everyone ran away every time

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 4 роки тому +1

      He's welcome to play with me and my friends any time T-34 or not 😎👍👍

    • @Ivannbeats
      @Ivannbeats 4 роки тому +1

      r/hmmmmmmmmmm

  • @mikailqaisa
    @mikailqaisa 4 роки тому +630

    It's buterbrod!
    Components :
    1.buter
    2.brod
    3.anybody know how to stop laughing?😂

    • @babywolfietheloser.5603
      @babywolfietheloser.5603 4 роки тому +14

      hah you got the whole comment section laughing.

    • @zellasteria
      @zellasteria 4 роки тому +10

      Imagine
      *if there was a blyat brod

    • @agk0974
      @agk0974 3 роки тому

      i don't get the joke

    • @john-.-doe
      @john-.-doe 3 роки тому +11

      @@agk0974 Russian word for sandwich is бутерброд - buterbrod - comes from German words Butter + Brot, literally means butter with bread. Two components xx

  • @someguy7294
    @someguy7294 4 роки тому +109

    “Held together by hopes and dreams”
    *HOPES AND DREAMS INTENSIFY*

  • @localpieceofcheese
    @localpieceofcheese 3 роки тому +50

    "Now if you don't have a plastic bag your zefir will look like a pale garden surprise"
    *I N T E N S E W H E E Z I N G*

  • @Enzo-mt4sn
    @Enzo-mt4sn 4 роки тому +59

    In Italy not having prosciutto and parmiggiano at home is a crime

    • @adastial2104
      @adastial2104 4 роки тому +4

      Being a professional cook and not having that is a crime

    • @natrix3174
      @natrix3174 4 роки тому +2

      @@adastial2104 what if you don't work with Italian cuisine

    • @adastial2104
      @adastial2104 4 роки тому +2

      @@natrix3174 oh my friend I work with everything international kitchen

    • @saltpeppertales2674
      @saltpeppertales2674 4 роки тому +1

      @@natrix3174 But you still need those to make sushi or paella?

    • @natrix3174
      @natrix3174 4 роки тому +1

      @@saltpeppertales2674 sushi with prosciutto? Or parmesan?

  • @charlieraven6342
    @charlieraven6342 4 роки тому +230

    I whisk eggs by hands every morning for coffee (look up Vietnamese egg coffee is good 👌) and when i finished the video i immediatly screamed "i want to make this, I have arms like a slav" lol

  • @PaleRaida13
    @PaleRaida13 4 роки тому +183

    Boris: "This is one of the harder recipes"
    Me: "Time for MAXIMUM OVER-BABUSHKA

  • @DerVasto
    @DerVasto 3 роки тому +4

    Perfectly voicing what imperial units feel like for europeans.

  • @rosie.ribo4
    @rosie.ribo4 4 роки тому +39

    I have literally just dislocated my knee, the whisking the tea towel made me laugh so hard im crying in pain😭😭

  • @KingdomChilds
    @KingdomChilds 4 роки тому +72

    Inter-nyet tutorial: "If you can't get fresh peacock tears, store bought is fine"

  • @MrXhojn
    @MrXhojn 4 роки тому +91

    Boris, grinding sugar to a powder: "КАААААЛИНКА КАЛИНКА КАЛИНКА"

    • @john-doe-r
      @john-doe-r 4 роки тому +1

      If it wasn't the famous tune, I'd say that was: "КОИН КОКАИИН, КОКАИН".

    • @rico-228
      @rico-228 4 роки тому

      Калинка моя, а не КАААЛИНКА КАЛИНКА КАЛИНКА 😒

    • @KZHVNKLM
      @KZHVNKLM 4 роки тому

      14:21
      Save for the moments

  • @andyr.5171
    @andyr.5171 3 роки тому +9

    I literally made this for my dad at his birthday and my whole family said it was amazing
    Thx Boris :)

  • @Tribusion
    @Tribusion 3 роки тому +185

    Everyone: Use the mixer it go faster
    Boris: NAHUI BLYAT I AM THE MIXER!😂

  • @canthispotatoget10ksubs97
    @canthispotatoget10ksubs97 4 роки тому +261

    Me at 3am: I’m tired
    UA-cam: Wanna see some random recommended cooking
    Me: Sure

    • @memr5690
      @memr5690 4 роки тому +29

      This channel is much more than cooking...

    • @dc1939
      @dc1939 4 роки тому +21

      @@memr5690 This channel is also much more than "some random". UA-cam basically just improved your life.

    • @The_Soviet_Cat_2233
      @The_Soviet_Cat_2233 4 роки тому +3

      The potato has arrived

    • @latvianman7857
      @latvianman7857 4 роки тому +1

      Russian quality bro

    • @snowleopard9463
      @snowleopard9463 4 роки тому +1

      An example of a variety channel, has gaming, cooking, programming, music and much more, discover more yourself!

  • @ayo_ozi
    @ayo_ozi 4 роки тому +25

    The “aluminum” pronunciation absolutely killed me 😂😂😂

    • @SordoBjorn
      @SordoBjorn 4 роки тому +5

      Aluminium. That and your username are both dead giveaways that you are, in fact, a yank.

  • @PurpleIsBored
    @PurpleIsBored 2 роки тому +2

    This guy is extremely cultured, as much as he plays it off.