Not Spaghetti Carbonara - You Suck at Cooking (episode 138)

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  • @OldestManEvaXD
    @OldestManEvaXD 2 роки тому +8174

    This is perfect, I've never seen someone dodge the carbonara trap so elegantly. The song really hits home

    • @deinemuddr1234
      @deinemuddr1234 2 роки тому +222

      feels more like a huge slap in the face of italian cuisine nazis (that not necessarily have to be from italy)

    • @SaltyWater01
      @SaltyWater01 2 роки тому +14

      @@deinemuddr1234 incazzato?

    • @frigginresulrum
      @frigginresulrum 2 роки тому +29

      @@deinemuddr1234 Well, Italy WAS fascist for a few years at one point.

    • @mr.poopybutthole901
      @mr.poopybutthole901 2 роки тому +12

      @@frigginresulrum 20 years

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 роки тому +9

      @@frigginresulrum and we still have some dumbasses who say those 20 years were good.

  • @THEO-ou4dg
    @THEO-ou4dg 2 роки тому +3330

    Rule of thumb: If you ever make italian food, dont ever show it to an Italian. He will find something his grandmother did differently and he will judge you for it. Trust me.

    • @theonlymann1485
      @theonlymann1485 2 роки тому +61

      i wonder if we cab use italians to fight italians.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 роки тому +99

      @@theonlymann1485 historically speaking yes, we're not the french but we've still had our own fair share of infighting.

    • @VinceLyle2161
      @VinceLyle2161 2 роки тому +19

      @@theonlymann1485 They'll just surrender to each other.

    • @Dz73zxxx
      @Dz73zxxx 2 роки тому +7

      I wonder if this is your personal experience

    • @giorgioindelicato4825
      @giorgioindelicato4825 2 роки тому +14

      @@VinceLyle2161 I felt that. I'd like to get angry, but I quite honestly can't.
      There was a saying in Italy, a long, long, time ago. "Sotto i Savoia o sotto la Spagna, tutto va bene finché si mangia."
      That roughly translates to "No matter if it's Spaniards or Savoy Kings, as long as they put on our plates onion rings." (It's actually generic 'food', but I wanted to keep the rhyme").
      I'd like to disagree with that sentiment, but it feels wise. Who cares who governs us? Just do it right. That's why we never really had a true revolution on our hands here. We're fine until we no longer eat.

  • @dabarrel1911
    @dabarrel1911 2 роки тому +9613

    My Italian Grandpa was one of the spaghetti craftsperson’s in our area. Unfortunately, he died quite early as he accidentally stepped on one of the noodles and broke it in half. The police came and we never heard from him again. miss you nonnuccio.

    • @LowmilkExWife
      @LowmilkExWife 2 роки тому +166

      Rip ur grandpa, what a goat.. but he deserve it since he broke it the noodle.

    • @BenPernezny
      @BenPernezny 2 роки тому +147

      Now we know what really happened to Gramsci...

    • @themandarin9493
      @themandarin9493 2 роки тому +51

      Rest in peace, brave man 😭🤚

    • @Seissmo
      @Seissmo 2 роки тому +24

      I’m sorry for your loss.

    • @shaunjrprem9391
      @shaunjrprem9391 2 роки тому +15

      Try stand up........ bright future awaits...

  • @SH4GN457Y
    @SH4GN457Y 2 роки тому +376

    You know what's the greatest part of being an adult? Is I can watch a video about spaghetti at like 10pm and get really hungry for spaghetti, and I can just make it
    I don't need to ask permission, nobody's gonna come by and be like wtf why are you making spaghetti at 10pm? I can just make it, eat enough to feed a small family, and die fat and happy knowing Im in a good place right now

    • @yaboipatrick
      @yaboipatrick 2 роки тому +23

      Life is just that amazing innit

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 2 роки тому +8

      My sister and i have been cooking for our family since i was 13, so i will never understand that feeling. However i can buy chocolate cake and eat the entire thing whenever i want.

    • @manong4328
      @manong4328 Рік тому +6

      Amen

    • @DulfyBee
      @DulfyBee Рік тому +3

      TRUE

    • @descendentcross4105
      @descendentcross4105 Рік тому +4

      Preach you beautiful human being.

  • @Lavaeolus
    @Lavaeolus 2 роки тому +5918

    As an italian I ABSOLUTELY love how you're roasting how annoying we can be with our dishes lol

    • @francescocagnacci
      @francescocagnacci 2 роки тому +84

      Same lol

    • @craigrobbins2463
      @craigrobbins2463 2 роки тому +143

      honestly adding peas to pasta dishes is fab.

    • @fabiosarrica379
      @fabiosarrica379 2 роки тому +10

      @@francescocagnacci non avrei mai pensato di trovarti qui

    • @tiarkrezar
      @tiarkrezar 2 роки тому +194

      Can't wait to see 10 videos of italian chefs reacting to this one!

    • @iris4547
      @iris4547 2 роки тому +102

      @@craigrobbins2463 couldnt care less how anyone wants to make carbonara, but no. peas are disgusting, you should be ashamed.

  • @essedivi
    @essedivi 2 роки тому +883

    I'm italian. I'm crying. Not for angry but for feels. I love you man. You made my day with this.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  2 роки тому +196

    • @Random-rv2xf
      @Random-rv2xf 2 роки тому +2

      3

    • @boghund
      @boghund Рік тому

      @@Random-rv2xf 3

    • @MeTreesndirt
      @MeTreesndirt Рік тому +1

      Bellismo Mel.

    • @korparr
      @korparr Рік тому +5

      every time when someone starts with im italian i resume to read entire thing in mario voice for some reason

  • @DanA-wn8hy
    @DanA-wn8hy 2 роки тому +3345

    Just be careful not to make real carbonara by mistake, i recommend garlic to be on the safe side.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  2 роки тому +1155

      That’s a great safety measure

    • @ghostrider919
      @ghostrider919 2 роки тому +108

      Or *god forbid* MILK

    • @drake9779
      @drake9779 2 роки тому +22

      @@ghostrider919 I don't understand why would you ever want to put milk on carbonara

    • @ghostrider919
      @ghostrider919 2 роки тому +89

      @@drake9779 exactly, you don't lol that was the whole point

    • @qxarts3896
      @qxarts3896 2 роки тому +161

      @@ghostrider919 but this is not carbonara so we can add milk 😎

  • @SmegulonPrime
    @SmegulonPrime 2 роки тому +294

    If you use minced horsemeat in Italian cooking it is actually spaghetti bologneighs

  • @verager2493
    @verager2493 2 роки тому +4877

    Remember: even if you have Guanciale, if your Italian hand gesture drops for even a second, it stops being carbonara.
    Due to this and several other factors, some Italianologists believe that carbonara is a myth and has never actually been made

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 2 роки тому +92

      italianologist lol

    • @anameisntenough
      @anameisntenough 2 роки тому +33

      @@DyslexicMitochondria your username made me click on ur profile. Ur channeI is a hidden gem bro

    • @JohannGambolputty22
      @JohannGambolputty22 2 роки тому +27

      Italianographers alike have never agreed on a true “recipe”

    • @null-00000
      @null-00000 2 роки тому +3

      Alex french guy cooking begs to defer

    • @awstyn9340
      @awstyn9340 2 роки тому +17

      It's only carbonara if it originates from the Carbonara region of Italy

  • @gabrielebusnelli1713
    @gabrielebusnelli1713 2 роки тому +187

    As an Italian who's spent six years in the US, I'd say this is the BEST video about the complicated relationship between our different ways of cooking. Your irony is always on point, but I can also see how much you love Italian food.
    BTW, your carbonara is way better than most Italians would ever be able to make - unless you're the one person who lives in that apartment, in that building, in that block, in that neighborhood in Rome.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 2 роки тому +7

      He did something very close to the true carbonara and he knows how to cook, of course he's better than many

  • @TheBl0rp
    @TheBl0rp 2 роки тому +761

    Smart. Making legally distinct pasta to avoid the Italian lynch mob.

    • @Dev1nci
      @Dev1nci 2 роки тому +1

      Basically no point because there are already 2000 authentic Carbonara videos on UA-cam 😅😅

    • @sanbilge
      @sanbilge 2 роки тому +2

      Yes, legally distinct and biologically extinct.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 2 роки тому +3

      And you can even follow it and pretend it is carbonara (nobody's gonna notice)

    • @philippeamon7271
      @philippeamon7271 Рік тому

      The Carbo Nostra won't know how to respond to this one

  • @raulendymion9917
    @raulendymion9917 2 роки тому +129

    As a board certified Italian American, familiar with traditional carbonara and it’s freedom fighting cousin, your video has earned a 10/10 broken spaghetti noodles rating.

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  2 роки тому +41

      What an honor

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 2 роки тому +2

      Its* cousin.

    • @Risetosovengarde
      @Risetosovengarde 2 роки тому

      That reminds me of a very mediocre Italian restaurant I went to that touted they had an Italian chef... From New Jersey.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 2 роки тому

      @@Risetosovengarde Italy is very set on good food which means chefs should be good but that doesn't mean that bad chefs don't exist
      You know they're Italian only by name if they do things like putting peas in carbonara (something that Australians apparently do)

  • @tameyoshi5507
    @tameyoshi5507 2 роки тому +254

    That outro ballad was just so beautiful, I cried tears of pasta water

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  2 роки тому +42

      😂

    • @MeTreesndirt
      @MeTreesndirt Рік тому

      @@yousuckatcooking I am trying to place who u stole it from, Night Ranger? Ha!

  • @bdavidson3608
    @bdavidson3608 2 роки тому +57

    Things we totally aren't doing today:
    1) Making carbonara.
    2) Playing with those wonderful puppies and kitties YSAC buys in bulk.
    3) Failing to enjoy another great episode.

    • @UnoHoo1
      @UnoHoo1 2 роки тому +1

      You have certainly spoken a large spoonful of truth right there! None of those things shall be done.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 2 роки тому +1

      Need more kitties. It's been too long!

  • @ciscoortega9789
    @ciscoortega9789 2 роки тому +1506

    hit me with the italian opening and I just know it's gonna be a good episode!

    • @wienergrimace
      @wienergrimace 2 роки тому +11

      he's gonna beat you up with the Italian opening

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +2

      My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest UA-camr EVAH! Please agree, dear cis

    • @nafreal
      @nafreal 2 роки тому +15

      @@AxxLAfriku wish they threw more than rocks

    • @denizakin5645
      @denizakin5645 2 роки тому +6

      I too love the gioco piano

    • @olharudevych8202
      @olharudevych8202 2 роки тому +3

      You mean 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4?
      ...
      Apparently I have been playing chess too much. Sorry

  • @guillermoelprimero9900
    @guillermoelprimero9900 2 роки тому +154

    “Since noodles are made of wheat this is essentially a bacon sandwich” HAHHA I LOVED THAT ONE

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 2 роки тому +11

      Ah, the age-old question: "What constitutes a sandwich?"

    • @UnoHoo1
      @UnoHoo1 2 роки тому +2

      Don’t even get me started! 😂

    • @pennyfarting
      @pennyfarting 2 роки тому +8

      Oh yeah, carbonara is just deconstructed baconeggncheese, everyone knows that

    • @Risetosovengarde
      @Risetosovengarde 2 роки тому +5

      And it has egg in it, so it's a breakfast sandwich.

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 2 роки тому +2

      basically spaghetti with tomato sauce and cheese is a pizza

  • @LogsMaggot
    @LogsMaggot 2 роки тому +1376

    You’ve picked up wonderfully the sentiment of a lot of my compatriots when they get all angry about this. As an Italian myself I always love to see their angry faces when I tell them I love to spice up the guanciale with some garlic when cooking it. Don’t knock it till you try it

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  2 роки тому +668

      In my first version I added chilli oil. Don’t tell anybody.

    • @LogsMaggot
      @LogsMaggot 2 роки тому +75

      @@yousuckatcooking I might try that one out some time, that sounds great too

    • @gwennorthcutt421
      @gwennorthcutt421 2 роки тому +17

      it sounds like a great idea, but do you add the garlic late? otherwise i feel like itd just fry in the lard and burn

    • @LogsMaggot
      @LogsMaggot 2 роки тому +45

      @@gwennorthcutt421 yep, put it in when the pancetta starts leaking the fat

    • @InnuendoXP
      @InnuendoXP 2 роки тому +49

      @@gwennorthcutt421 the secret to using ingredients in any recipe is using them in a fashion so thay they don't burn (unless that's the intended effect)

  • @Yulises
    @Yulises 2 роки тому +168

    Fun fact:
    *”Did you know… if you add ham to it, it’s closer to a British carbonara.”*

    • @ybaum88
      @ybaum88 2 роки тому +74

      “And if my mother had wheels she would be a bicycle “

    • @aaronwalker1549
      @aaronwalker1549 2 роки тому +10

      @@ybaum88 “It has nothing to do with macaroni cheeese…”

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 2 роки тому

      *You have just mama'ed your last a-mia!!*

    • @regnbuetorsk
      @regnbuetorsk 2 роки тому

      just skip the salt and any flavor

    • @Risetosovengarde
      @Risetosovengarde 2 роки тому

      @@ybaum88 well the whole town rides her, she might as well be one.

  • @graaceie
    @graaceie 2 роки тому +1207

    I remember my spaghetti prison days. Almost as bad as the “ No more cracked spaghetti “ Reform school days.

  • @Mattrk698
    @Mattrk698 2 роки тому +36

    As a non italian, i thank you for clarify that this is not carbonara, so i can avoid prison for eating fake carbonara outside of an autentic italian house

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 2 роки тому +365

    I never get tired of how good this guy’s editing skills are. Seriously next level.

    • @Naomi_Boyd
      @Naomi_Boyd 2 роки тому +18

      He can sing, he can edit, and he can cook. He's the perfect wife.

    • @laurenanderson7330
      @laurenanderson7330 Рік тому

      What is next level about it?

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez Рік тому +1

      @@laurenanderson7330 Do you watch ANY other videos that require high level editing transfers? ANY?!

  • @gwennorthcutt421
    @gwennorthcutt421 2 роки тому +11

    preparing the egg in a side bowl is actually really useful. i always stress out about timing and hot pans so that makes it so much easier for me to make Not Carbonara

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 2 роки тому +2

      It’s like tempering your eggs when making custard/pudding.

  • @ace.fury.
    @ace.fury. 2 роки тому +605

    Hmmm...this looks just like spaghetti carbo-no-ra. 10/10 recommend these impasta dishes

  • @guilhermemalkut3105
    @guilhermemalkut3105 2 роки тому +7

    Instructions unclear, i accidentally made Carbonara.

  • @snooples
    @snooples 2 роки тому +113

    ysac out here spoiling us with italian intro, an ending song, AND DOGGO RUNNING IN SNOW

  • @Eftkud
    @Eftkud 2 роки тому +6

    Instructions unclear
    I accidentaly made actual carbonara
    Now how do i get rid of all the italians that appeared in my kitchen

  • @MelaRulez
    @MelaRulez 2 роки тому +222

    Very grandiosa not carbonara. Well done sir, you deserve the title of Not Italian Chef

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  2 роки тому +66

      Noooo really?

    • @MelaRulez
      @MelaRulez 2 роки тому +2

      @@yousuckatcooking You clearly understand how to succeed in a Carbonara, yet you decided to insult it. You have great potential, but not the right focus

    • @aaronwalker1549
      @aaronwalker1549 2 роки тому +14

      @@MelaRulez Imagine being this oblivious. You deserve the title of Not Blivious.

  • @shannaseigel4003
    @shannaseigel4003 2 роки тому +23

    Nearly choked at "salt this angry water."
    Gonna try this not carbonara in a bit!

  • @sohamsengupta6470
    @sohamsengupta6470 2 роки тому +76

    Good recipe, better satire, even better music. You my good sir have it all

    • @jakes5530
      @jakes5530 2 роки тому +4

      The Holy Trifecta

  • @catnugget6372
    @catnugget6372 2 роки тому +1

    As an italian, this is the first time i see someone non-italian cooking a carbonara in a decent way (and that looks very tasty). You've got all of my respect.

  • @poecollector64
    @poecollector64 2 роки тому +161

    This has the same energy as when Mr. Incredible tells the old lady NOT to go to the people in his office who can get her claim accepted

  • @ChibiKyber
    @ChibiKyber 2 роки тому +2

    I can feel the sheer aura of sarcasm just from the first few lines of this video. Absolutely brilliant

  • @xx_413x_xx6
    @xx_413x_xx6 2 роки тому +147

    We really need a full version of all the end songs. Some of them just slap like this one

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  2 роки тому +76

      If I made an album which songs would you pick?

    • @ignatius9703326
      @ignatius9703326 2 роки тому +18

      Garlic bread song

    • @ReeceTatarka
      @ReeceTatarka 2 роки тому +24

      @@yousuckatcooking The pierogi song. I would also support a full song version album. Especially if one song was about salt, bluegrass, and aliens.

    • @Kowaknowsbest
      @Kowaknowsbest 2 роки тому +23

      @@yousuckatcooking The Chip/Beet/Bean Dip Songs!

    • @OldGruetzgesicht
      @OldGruetzgesicht 2 роки тому +9

      @@yousuckatcooking Brussel sprout

  • @donnadizucchero
    @donnadizucchero 2 роки тому +4

    RIGHT. IN. THE. FEELS. The intro lifted my spirits like a hot air balloon, and the outro just bloody floored me.... Maan... Your Non-Carbonara will be legendary!!!

  • @NewChiqueChloe
    @NewChiqueChloe 2 роки тому +23

    You are my favorite person. You didn't need to know that, but now you do and there's nothing you can do about it.

  • @dontmindme8709
    @dontmindme8709 2 роки тому +1

    At first I didn't realize how clever that thumbnail is, with the "This is not" being much less visible because of the white background, while "Spaghetti Carbonara" is still clearly visible. I love that kind of attention to detail!

  • @tamaraandersson2532
    @tamaraandersson2532 2 роки тому +202

    100x👍 for giving the Carbonara cult a deserved but good-natured ribbing.

  • @fuse625151
    @fuse625151 2 роки тому +34

    I’m over here committing war crimes against Italy by adding garlic to my carbonara

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 2 роки тому +7

      They’ve sentenced you to no garlic bread for life.

    • @jeroboam4486
      @jeroboam4486 2 роки тому

      I always made my carbos with nutmeg, cream, bacon, shallots, cognac and white whine ... then I wateched YT and I learned that I was probably some kind of monster that nonnas threaten the children with.

  • @hhhhzk
    @hhhhzk 2 роки тому +18

    the bold statement of pasta being a kind of sandwich always appears out of nowhere and its always great

  • @orkleth
    @orkleth 2 роки тому +21

    Vincenzo is punching air right now as he overcooks his own Carbonara, but it's okay because he's Italian even though he lives in Australia.

  • @Nesetalis
    @Nesetalis 2 роки тому +1537

    My head canon: YSAC is actually Baking with Babish when he's not drunk.

    • @antonilip3864
      @antonilip3864 2 роки тому +40

      he may be onto something here

    • @TypoCM
      @TypoCM 2 роки тому +134

      I wonder which of them isn't drunk

    • @chunguskhan3009
      @chunguskhan3009 2 роки тому +57

      you mean binging?

    • @s.aslahahmadfaizi4687
      @s.aslahahmadfaizi4687 2 роки тому +25

      Clearly not because one of them is not insufferable

    • @Orynae
      @Orynae 2 роки тому +41

      @@s.aslahahmadfaizi4687 hmmm I'm still not seeing any counterarguments, some chill people get insufferable when drunk, and some generally insufferable people chill out when they're drunk.

  • @AsulePilapil
    @AsulePilapil 2 роки тому +3

    It’s always a treat when you upload. Thank you

  • @steepinclineclimber3118
    @steepinclineclimber3118 2 роки тому +53

    That was probably my favorite ending yet

    • @wintermute-
      @wintermute- 2 роки тому +1

      It's good but I'll always love the ending to the corn on the cob vid. "she wants to be a fighter jet" :)

  • @PawelTheShrubber
    @PawelTheShrubber 2 роки тому +98

    Making a foreign dish:
    Everyone: He made something from my country's cousine, oh my god I'm so proud.
    Italians: Mamma mia how dare you.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah, i agree we can be annoying, but the main problem isn't really home cooks making pseudo italian recipes and modifying them a bit to suit either their tastes or the local ingredients. The problem is restauraunts doing that and then claiming it's authentic. I'd much rather go eat italian food in japan than in america because in japan at least they're honest about it not being authentic italian food but rather italian-japanese fusion food so i can appreciate the food itself, while in america it's usually just italian food but worse.

    • @iris4547
      @iris4547 2 роки тому +2

      @@bonogiamboni4830 had some good italian food in ginza.

    • @idek7438
      @idek7438 2 роки тому

      You used mamma mia incorrectly my friend

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 роки тому +2

      @@idek7438 eh, to me it sounds fine, "mamma mia, come osi" is reasonable.

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn 2 роки тому +4

      Leave out us Asians, we can't stand foreigners butchering our dishes and pretending that it was authentic. That's why I can understand the agony of Italians when they have to witness their traditions being sold off in other countries as a counterfeit of the actual dish.

  • @air_rok
    @air_rok 2 роки тому +403

    I can’t wait to watch a review vid of a hardcore Italian chef watching this😂

    • @snappold5656
      @snappold5656 2 роки тому +35

      tbh as an italian its not bad

    • @flodgey
      @flodgey 2 роки тому +80

      @@snappold5656 and as a not Italian, I also think this not carbonara is not bad

    • @AdrC680
      @AdrC680 2 роки тому +12

      Honestly he is only missing guanciale, otherwise would be pretty much good.

    • @GreenEmperor
      @GreenEmperor 2 роки тому +35

      He kinda teases the Italians but he knows the original recipe. 😛
      I think that what pisses the Italians is when someone advertises an abomination as carbonara without any disclaimer.

    • @valhallakombi7239
      @valhallakombi7239 2 роки тому +64

      Why will italian chef watch this? This is not carbonara

  • @RealMadMed
    @RealMadMed 2 роки тому +17

    The fact he still showed us cracked spaghetti makes me fear this man

  • @bonesrat
    @bonesrat 2 роки тому +62

    phew. i don't know WHAT i would've done if this was a video about spaghetti carbonara

  • @roberta9071
    @roberta9071 2 роки тому +27

    Wow, that's exactly what happens in Italy when you change even a single ingredient on a famous recipe XD It's the same for Tiramisù. We're so touchy on food stuff. Great video, greatings from Italy! Ciao!

    • @yousuckatcooking
      @yousuckatcooking  2 роки тому +5

      🙌🏼

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 2 роки тому

      Don't ever forget that England gave Italy zuppa inglese, the predecessor of tiramisu.

    • @Mystic-Midnight
      @Mystic-Midnight 2 роки тому

      @@nathangamble125 Did Zuppa Inglese lead into Tiramisu cause they are completely different taste profiles and only similar in structure right. Zuppa Inglese is Spiced Liqueur and Lemony Custard while Tiramisu is all Marscapone and Coffee with Chocolate hints.

    • @Lumis_The_Lucario
      @Lumis_The_Lucario 2 роки тому

      Meanwhile in midwest unoted states : hotdishes(or cassrole as its aprently called elsewhere) and saleds made with marshmellow creme,peaches and marshino cherries that we still call salida for some reason.

    • @heathercurry2265
      @heathercurry2265 10 місяців тому

      How can anything called "zuppa" not be soup?...

  • @stefanehm8718
    @stefanehm8718 2 роки тому +16

    It‘s shocking that the music at the end is THAT good

  • @gaprilis
    @gaprilis 2 роки тому +10

    The Italians can use this video during their hot Mediterranean summers because it's full of shade 😌

  • @EyalBrown
    @EyalBrown 2 роки тому +8

    This was BY FAR the best not-carbonara sarcastic commentery video I've ever seen.

  • @Scum42
    @Scum42 2 роки тому +5

    I absolutely love how much shade you're throwing at Italian food zealots here.

  • @Hamox
    @Hamox 2 роки тому +207

    The word carbonara was said exactly 19 times in this video (20 if we count carbonistic properties)

  • @nicholas_obert
    @nicholas_obert 5 місяців тому +1

    The depth of this video is astonishing

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 роки тому +155

    Basically a giant parody of Italians needing to calm the hell down about their food. I approve

    • @AdrC680
      @AdrC680 2 роки тому +18

      Hard to stay calm when you guys dont know how to make a plate of pasta with literally 3 ingredients

    • @rechromatic
      @rechromatic 2 роки тому +19

      @@AdrC680 triggered italian spotted

    • @Coffeepotion
      @Coffeepotion 2 роки тому +2

      If it was *just* the italians...

    • @Null_Vampyrr
      @Null_Vampyrr 2 роки тому +11

      @@AdrC680 It's not that people don't know. They just don't care. Bacon and guanciale are pretty much the same thing once you cook it.

    • @spacelapsus8835
      @spacelapsus8835 2 роки тому +6

      You can enjoy this video and still think that people who put random shit in a dish and call it carbonara are morons. The two things are not correlated. I wouldn't care if he called this carbonara, but when you start adding cream, garlic, parsley and whatever you want then you're not making a carbonara anymore. Just call it what it is: pasta with egg, cream, garlic and parsley. Just like if you build a bridge you don't call it airplane.

  • @robytex06
    @robytex06 2 роки тому +3

    As an Italian living in Bologna, I approve this video 100%!
    Love it!

  • @superchroma
    @superchroma 2 роки тому +71

    Looks like you were having some slippage there with the cheese. I suggest upgrading to pecorino romano with an SDS shaft, but you'll need a rotary hammer drill.

  • @SM-mm9lo
    @SM-mm9lo Рік тому +1

    This is a divine recipe. Absolutely gorgeous.
    3 times I've made this from this video and it is the nicest not carbonara I've ever made or had made for me.
    I feel the secret might be yolks only.
    Whatever, I'm done looking for carbonara recipes, I've found THE one for me.
    Thank you.❤

  • @PurpleNChill
    @PurpleNChill 2 роки тому +82

    Love your videos so much, they've helped me become a semi functional adult in the kitchen.

  • @burner8959
    @burner8959 2 роки тому +1

    Any video that takes the piss out of Italians I'm all for. A++ production and commentary.

  • @live4twilight4ever
    @live4twilight4ever 2 роки тому +12

    This is perfectly timed, I was just thinking that I didn't want to have spaghetti carbonara for dinner tonight

  • @cyzcyt
    @cyzcyt 2 роки тому +2

    I love how he pokes at all the AUTHENTIC carbonara videos

  • @deborah_chrysoprase
    @deborah_chrysoprase 2 роки тому +15

    Oh my God I am DYING from that hand gesture joke IT'S SO TRUE IT EXPLAINS LITERALLY EVERYTHING

  • @markchapman6800
    @markchapman6800 2 роки тому +4

    Did he make meatballs just for one joke? YSAC's commitment to the bit is unparalleled!

  • @yousuckatcooking
    @yousuckatcooking  2 роки тому +10

    Oh hello good morning I made you breakfast

    • @rockyman691
      @rockyman691 2 роки тому

      Why thank you YSAC, much appreciated:D. You'll be so happy to hear that I'm an Aussie and I cook REALLY not carbonara using cream, onion.......and fettuccine!!

    • @x3woots
      @x3woots 2 роки тому

      Good morning, thank you for the breakfast

    • @plwadodveeefdv
      @plwadodveeefdv 2 роки тому

      bacon, eggs, and toast - straight from italy

  • @tommasopaniccia7551
    @tommasopaniccia7551 2 роки тому +3

    The funny part of the whole situation with the particular dish (not) referenced here is that there is no real canon.
    No one knows for sure who invented it and when, it sort of just popped out of nowhere after WW2.
    The most credited theory is that it was first done with American military rations, which included bacon and powdered eggs.
    In all cases, there have been so many "canon" variation throughout its short history that you can't call for any purity.
    Very well done, and funny as always :)

    • @badp
      @badp 2 роки тому

      It's a recipe that's older than most people who cook it. When you talk about carbonara my mind goes back to the afternoons when I was coming back from school and both my teenager self and my mother are tired and hungry and she's got this guilty smile as she says "carbonara?" and I'm like "fuck yeah" and then ten minutes later we're clogging our arteries with delicious comfort food
      So when you promise carbonara, I go on this nostalgia trip in which I get ready to relive those memories, and as you grab the garlic, the spell is broken and I come crashing down to earth faster than a meteor and my taxes are due and I have a meeting in 20 minutes actually and the sweet release of death comes that much closer for us all

    • @tommasopaniccia7551
      @tommasopaniccia7551 2 роки тому +3

      @@badp BUT that is just your version of it.
      In the '80s many people in Italy (even in Rome) probably cooked it with cream and pancetta rather than guanciale.
      The first documented recipe (1940's, in the USA!) used ham. The first Roman cookbook mentioning it uses parsley and garlic.
      The fact that you had an experience you called "carbonara", which doesn't coincide with someone else's experience with the same name, doesn't make you or them wrong.
      Because there is no right.
      There are several common points (cured pork, eggs, grated cheese, pepper), but apart from this, you have no right to call someone else wrong. Even if that conflicts with your vision

  • @themoodude
    @themoodude 2 роки тому +8

    A custom intro AND an ending song with a happy dog! These are always the best episodes. Did the eggs have a chance to say goodbye though?

  • @utopia9606
    @utopia9606 2 роки тому

    I like your typical humor in your narrative, being humorous and sarcastic

  • @PlasmaWisp100
    @PlasmaWisp100 2 роки тому +7

    Oh thank god, I’ve been DYING to find out how to not make carbonara!

  • @dematrsinba4361
    @dematrsinba4361 2 роки тому

    The return of the end song ! This is honestly the best part of your videos

  • @marvelgeek9577
    @marvelgeek9577 6 місяців тому +3

    2:02 You got a death wish?! You *never* break pasta in front of Italians.

  • @alessandrocacciacarri8284
    @alessandrocacciacarri8284 2 роки тому +1

    This is your very first video i've watched. The intro, the jokes, the song, total disbelief.. pure gold man i enjoyed it so much!!!! Instant sub, love you from italy

  • @xPandamon
    @xPandamon 2 роки тому +15

    The best not Carbonara I've seen in a while. I use a while egg, it's usually just yolk since it's harder to mess up that way and thicker, but really it never caused me any issues, just be very careful with the heat

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 2 роки тому

      If you properly temper your eggs (add some more pasta water to not only give the cheese a head-start) getting a whole-egg mixture to creamy perfection is actually not that unachievable.

    • @xPandamon
      @xPandamon 2 роки тому

      @@notAshildr Yeah, it's just harder to do than using pure yolk. At this point I'm convinced all of those yolk only recipes are made just to make it easier for people, since I tried both and didn't notice much of a difference when both methods are done right

    • @nahum3557
      @nahum3557 2 роки тому

      @@xPandamon I sort of make a 'custard', whole egg, pork product, cheese and pasta water until smooth then add the hot strained pasta to cook through the sauce

  • @MyLeoOne
    @MyLeoOne 2 роки тому +1

    I'm from italy and I can teel you this is very close to how I make it as a broke uni student...just whatever gets you close be it bacon, guanciale or pancetta, parmesan or pecorino. i like to add 1 egg white and for each serving 1 yolk and also a very light grate of nutmeg. Keep it up you're great!

  • @DianaSinohardjo11
    @DianaSinohardjo11 2 роки тому +20

    Thanks for telling me that I usually order the not-spaghetti-carbonara when I was craving spaghetti carbonara. Why did I want some carbonara while I never even tasted it? 🤣

  • @introvertedbro5365
    @introvertedbro5365 2 роки тому +1

    Man I am so mad I never see these videos when they come out in my feed. I gotta remember to come down here on my own.

    • @SunRise-lr7ch
      @SunRise-lr7ch 2 роки тому

      I know right?! The walk is exhausting.

  • @santajimi
    @santajimi 2 роки тому +4

    4:40 Pasta is made from flour - flour is made from wheat - wheat is a plant ----> spaghetti are vegetable.

  • @stefflcus
    @stefflcus 2 роки тому +4

    Thank dog. I'd been searching for a Not Carbonara recipe so I could use angel hair instead of spaghetti. Brilliant.

  • @gabsrants
    @gabsrants 2 роки тому +7

    The whole non-carbonara cooking world salutes this guy.

  • @bethm3152
    @bethm3152 Місяць тому +1

    The dog is the best part of the not carbonara making process

  • @AskForDoodles
    @AskForDoodles 2 роки тому +4

    And here I've been referring to angry water as "boiling" my whole life like an idiot, thanks for teaching me a valuable lesson.

  • @melissablevens2665
    @melissablevens2665 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for bringing the songs back 💕😚 I can sleep peacefully again

  • @SockimusPrime
    @SockimusPrime 2 роки тому +3

    This was great. Can’t wait for the “Not Paella” episode next!

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 2 роки тому

      Oh...God...The Sorted Food guys caused an international incident when they made it. I think there were death threats.😂

  • @fy8798
    @fy8798 9 місяців тому +1

    Italian coworkers got this linked, I've been banned from two chatrooms, but it was worth it.

  • @drgnlvr22
    @drgnlvr22 2 роки тому +6

    Vincenzo's plate should review this! He will have a blast with this! Great video!

  • @CelestialDung
    @CelestialDung 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for this. I've made carbonara lite, carbonara with pancetta, and someday I'll save up the money and time to buy some guanciale and make the whatever real is stuff. But after watching so many proper Italian Chefs I needed this antidote. Cool song, and very touching.

  • @mmrrizon
    @mmrrizon 2 роки тому +6

    Brah just brah moment 🤣 🤣 🤣 I loved just loved how you played the Italians... They were like going crazy cz your saying it's not carbonara 🤣🤣🤣

  • @justwatching5188
    @justwatching5188 2 роки тому +1

    So smart of you to avoid the rage of Italians calling it NOT carbonara. Further, songs, pasta and cute doggy = perfect video

  • @alphabulblax1649
    @alphabulblax1649 2 роки тому +29

    This may be his most subtly passive-aggressive episode yet.

  • @Proutt
    @Proutt 2 роки тому +2

    I'm afraid this is another 10/10 video from YSAC.

  • @lucapivari6939
    @lucapivari6939 2 роки тому +3

    Italian here, (Italian from Italy not America) in my household carbonara was always made with whatever kind of cured meat we had available, be it pancetta, ham, prosciutto crudo, bacon or guanciale.
    This is because carbonara isn't a really old recipe that was created centuries ago. Carbonara was born after the second world war in an attempt from Romans to feed american soilders with something familiar (eggs and bacon). The official recipe was codified only in the '90. Before that everyone made carbonara however they liked it: with or without guanciale, with or without Pecorino romano and with or without cream, which was mainly used by restaurants to maintain the creaminess over a long period of time.
    So, feel free to make carbonara however you want, always remember though not to change the structure (cured meat, egg and cheese)
    Per gli italiani: prima di insultarmi fate qualche ricerca sulla storia di questo piatto.

  • @Dr.Duck22
    @Dr.Duck22 2 роки тому

    As someone who has been making not carbonara once a month for the past year it was great to see someone show the nuance that makes this dish not carbonara

  • @VincentMcmanus.
    @VincentMcmanus. 2 роки тому +3

    I feel like this video was directed at Vincenzo's Plate, it's perfect!

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, and many others like him who have a stroke when someone doesn't 100% adhere to their perceived tradition.

  • @karmathegolden
    @karmathegolden 2 роки тому +1

    amyzing not carbonra
    you should be proud
    i say this as somone who made authentic carbonara

  • @franz83
    @franz83 2 роки тому +3

    Story time: despite all the legends about ancient traditions, carbonara is a modern dish with no clear origin. It's not in any cookbook before the '50s and most early mentions of this pasta (described as "with eggs, cheese, bacon or prosciutto") are in english language touring guides. The oldest menu to include carbonara is from 1952 and it comes from a restaurant in Chicago.
    The origin of this recipe is probably connected to US soldiers stationed in Italy after WWII. One of the few reliable food sources during that time of extreme poverty were military rations containing, among other stuff, the ingredients for a classic american breakfast: powdered eggs and bacon strips, that someone might have mixed into a pasta sauce.
    Early recipes sometimes include chili, one mentions squid ink, one butter but it's unclear whether to fry the bacon or melted on the pasta. Still NO CREAM ;)

  • @pitterpatter998
    @pitterpatter998 2 роки тому

    I’ve missed his songs so much… brought me to tears ty

  • @Zebula1918
    @Zebula1918 2 роки тому +4

    ❤️Italy is not angry with you, I assure you, this recipe is perfect. it's my little pea who told me

  • @viljamtheninja
    @viljamtheninja 2 роки тому +2

    What I like about not carbonara is that it is totally okay to add peas to it.
    Also, pancetta works really well if you want to eat not-carbonara-but-a-little-closer-than-if-it-were-with-bacon.

  • @NzAviator
    @NzAviator 2 роки тому +6

    Hahaha this hit so hard. Literally 2 weeks ago made cabonara for my partner. Did it fully traditionally with guanchale and all but man the purist wank when researching it was insane. Like yea guanchale is nice but really isint much different than just using bacon with maybe a tiny but more oil.

    • @36424567254
      @36424567254 2 роки тому

      it's guanciale. And it makes a huge difference in taste, but use what you like, personally I flavor my guanciale (while it renders) with fresh chili for spiciness, especially if my black pepper isn't very strong.

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 2 роки тому +2

    Saved himself from the wrath of every living (and cooking) Italian on UA-cam. Congratulations.