Elves Behavin' Badly sounds like a site you probably wouldn't want kids visiting. Declaring it's loaded with "naughty fun" makes the whole situation infinitely worse.
me and my housemates got that banner for our christmas party and in january we’re gonna move the letters around to say ‘shit arse’ instead, gotta get our moneys worth lol
po the slendytubbie It's face is similar to kyubey ／人◕‿‿◕人＼from Madoka magica. He offers them wishes in exchange for becoming magical girls. It's very dark
I think the Snow Girl "egg" was one of the ones me and my girlfriend brought in for you, it was actually purchased less than an hour before seeing you at the book tour. Genuinely can't believe that it was already 9 months out of date. I'll have to actually check that next time.
That music from the tie sounds like that cliche thing they do in horror movie trailers where music starts playing and it's all normal at first then starts playing slower and at a lower frequency for super scary/dramatic effect.
I've learned from watching Stuart's videos that that is a common message to see on food packaging in the UK, and it is apparently because of some of the artificial colors, which they refer to as "E numbers." Seems whatever government administration handles food there decided that certain artificial food colorings can cause hyperactivity in children.
It's odd, isn't it? I never considered something like that could cause those kinds of issues. However, there's also the whole thing where a lot of people believe that excess sugar causes children to be hyperactive and that's been disproven as far as I know, so it's possible they are wrong about the colorings as well, especially given I've never heard of another country given warnings about them like that.
Ahahahah! That choco Santa is fantastic... Instantly reminded me of Mr. Burns in that one Simpsons episode where he's like, all floaty and going "I briiing you looove..." You know the one.
The violin (violin) is a kind of super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments. It is widely spread all over the world, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. In the music it plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern symphony orchestra, but also has the difficult playing skills solo instrument. The emergence of modern violin has been 300 years of history, is the western music since the 17th century in one of the most important instruments as the instrument queen, was also the production is itself a gate violin for fine art. The violin beautiful tone, close to a broad range, and the performance is strong, it was born from that day on, he's been in the instrument of significant position, for people loved. If the piano is "the king of Musical Instruments, then the violin is" the queen of instruments". For centuries, the world famous composer wrote a lot of violin classic works, violinist in this instrument into the soul, the development of the superb performance art. The violin can concerts and solo. The violin is a string of four bowed instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (the viola, the cello and the bass). Modern violin originated from Italian Craig mona, in 1600-1750 years to become the largest violin production center. The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu - melon nai); They made instruments so far are priceless. The violin's fifth tune: g, d1, a1, e2, register more than three and a half group, is all orchestra indispensable instrument, also after instruments.
Every year I wait for this. Every year I watch this several times throughout the year. Am I sad? Perhaps. But I know a good video series when I see one.
Can someone please explain that damn face that he has pop up all the time? I've seen almost every video he's ever done and I've never seen it explained in any way..
The snow girl thing makes no sense. Presumably they used 'snow girl' because they don't have have the licensing for Frozen. Yet, they use the actual frozen characters...
That Elf on the Shelf bullshit is an invented tradition. You say "book that came out years ago" but we're only talking about 2005 here; it's hardly a tale from the old country.
Where is it written that traditions have to be ancient? Are you the arbitor of how long something has to be to be a tradition? Who gave you this power?
I have college in the morning... it’s 1 am I need to do college assessments? But you know what’s more important? Ashens and his sofa.... time to fail :D
A queue of pissed off elves hammering at a door that will never open. We were going to get one that opened, a few years back, but the temptation to mount it over the kitchen bin, or high up on a wall, would have been just too great.
that santa is CREEEEEEPY!! and there has actually been one item BEFORE this, that looked WORSE in the promotional photo! so this is the second one. but the fact that the promotional photo isn't WASTLY superior to the actual product 100% of the times, is ALONE incredible! so, when it's WORSE... TWICE... i just have no words. and ashens really like to remind people or GIVE people existential dread, don't he? (the last thing he said.)
Tiger is a mainland European shop?! Had to pause the video as I was triggered into oblivion. It's Danish from Copenhagen which is on an island Sjaelland which is therefore not even mainland Europe. Edit: I unpaused. SWEDEN?!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Edit 2: Triggeredness aside, the name Tiger, pronounced a bit like "Tee-yuh" is the Danish word for "tenner" so it used to sell everything for about 10kr which is roughly equal to about £1. So it's basically Danish poundland, you are correct to go there Ashens.
I beg of you, please buy 20 of those chocolate Santa's and get a bowl with some water in it so you don't burn your damn house down when you try to melt them all in the microwave, meltdown 1-3 at a time then get the crappiest thing that you hate from your Christmas poundland episode and throw it into the molten chocolate of death and then have fun! (come on guys leave some likes on this so we can get this be able to come true we haven't seen anything this crazy send the you know I can't remember, when he started burning or the Christmas one with the 12 days of tat, anyways please guys if we do get likes on this maybe he'll get to try the idea you know as a big bang to set off the new year early)
the chocolate Santa was made with a reused dutch mold of a Sinterklaas figure Sinterklaas is a Catholic saint (aka Saint Nicholas celebrated in the Netherlands on the 5th of December) which normally has a bishop's hat and a staff but, apparently, the mold was vandalized with the Mr. worm face yet the staff is still visible.
those Christmas lights!, the shape of the (fake plastic) bulbs is the same faux pinecone shape as the type used in the 1930s same colors too and, same crappy effect since the colors were just painted on these ones were a fire hazard and could potentially burn your house down if left on a brown sofa!!
Something to share with people who care, I found an untouched Disaster Survival kit and First Aid kit from the last century while clearing out my great nan's things recently. Man would that make for an interesting video, but I can only imagine the postage for these things.
considering this is a British channel, this was uploaded at about 1am and seriously I don't know why I am still up let alone ashes editing and uploading at this time of the morning
Isn't it nice when you watch one youtuber for 5 years and literally nothing changes, ashens welcomes in Christmas for me.
Going Off Topic I love his consistency. Something to look forward to every holiday 💖
Same it's not Christmas till Stuart eats some greatly out of date treat's
Ashens is a solid rock in times of uncertainty.
Agreed, it's thoroughly comforting
Once you reach max level you stop leveling up
"RRY CH" EVERYBODY
Izzy Gordon and “PPY NE” to you also.
Izzy Gordon you too
Appi burfdai...
RRY CH to you too
"RRY CH" for the staaars
"This probably isn't edible"
"Eats it 30 seconds later"
The Ashens way
Yeah, as if the foil coming off would stop him when he's eaten 30-40 year old things.
Ah yes, the classic Ashens quote: "Eats it 30 seconds later" indeed.
Think you don't know how quotes work.
Tulanir1 "I'm not going to eat this hideously expired thing obviously"
30 seconds later
"okay I'm going to just try a tiny little bit"
I mean, the couch itself is probably more toxic than the chocolate
Elves Behavin' Badly sounds like a site you probably wouldn't want kids visiting. Declaring it's loaded with "naughty fun" makes the whole situation infinitely worse.
It's probably just a collection of those "naughty elf on the shelf" pics you see on Facebook. Just more disappointment for you.
just wait for years later when that domain name gets re-registered as an actual p*rn site and some kids find that web address…
FINALLY! it's not christmas til the ashens christmas special drops!
You've heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for RRYCH
The elf on the shelf is watching you, be careful of all that you do.
(Get it? 'Cause the elf on the shelf seems like a creepy pervert.)
RRYCH on the SYTTH
RRY CH on the couch
Ashens proceeds to get russian mode on 😂😂😂
me and my housemates got that banner for our christmas party and in january we’re gonna move the letters around to say ‘shit arse’ instead, gotta get our moneys worth lol
Sophie Kelly I think I need to get one now
I would keep that up year round
it's begining to look like rry ch
Dicaprio Delorean it is hahaha
All I want for rry ch
is o
I feel like the chocolate santa is going to offer me a deal to become a magical girl
... whether you like it or not!
Spaghetti-Spider become meguca
po the slendytubbie It's face is similar to kyubey ／人◕‿‿◕人＼from Madoka magica. He offers them wishes in exchange for becoming magical girls.
It's very dark
That chocolate looked like that glowing alien Homer saw in the woods on that episode of the Simpsons, that ended up being Mr. Burns...
- SlickLilAshley - ‘I bring you peeeeeeace’.
Don’t be afraid.
It really did 😂😂
Bro it do
“YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” (Jumps to dot the exclamation point)
I think the Snow Girl "egg" was one of the ones me and my girlfriend brought in for you, it was actually purchased less than an hour before seeing you at the book tour. Genuinely can't believe that it was already 9 months out of date. I'll have to actually check that next time.
It’s fine ashen loves out of date food he has a whole thing of eating out of date food
That music from the tie sounds like that cliche thing they do in horror movie trailers where music starts playing and it's all normal at first then starts playing slower and at a lower frequency for super scary/dramatic effect.
I always love how Stuart punches any hollow chocolate treats just like Gordon Ramsay does to a raw piece of salmon.
Disclaimer on back of reindeer treats: "May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children." Merry Christmas, parents! Lol
I've learned from watching Stuart's videos that that is a common message to see on food packaging in the UK, and it is apparently because of some of the artificial colors, which they refer to as "E numbers." Seems whatever government administration handles food there decided that certain artificial food colorings can cause hyperactivity in children.
Wow! Thank you, no such warnings here in the USA (maybe why we are all such messes!) Lol
It's odd, isn't it? I never considered something like that could cause those kinds of issues.
However, there's also the whole thing where a lot of people believe that excess sugar causes children to be hyperactive and that's been disproven as far as I know, so it's possible they are wrong about the colorings as well, especially given I've never heard of another country given warnings about them like that.
I suppose it makes some kind of sense when a product is full of total amounts of crap for the producer to have some kind of self-saving disclaimer?
Oh, yeah, definitely. It's just strange that it's something I've never really seen elsewhere.
its a ghost coved in Santa foil
Nah, it's definitely Voldemort.
o w o
it looks more like a kkk member
Its a alien, poundland has branches in alfa centuri now, saves money on production, its almost Human near enough
It is the spirit of Christmas!
The music from that novelty tie will haunt my dreams
Ahahahah! That choco Santa is fantastic... Instantly reminded me of Mr. Burns in that one Simpsons episode where he's like, all floaty and going "I briiing you looove..." You know the one.
Yahhhhh!
The Springfield Files, great episode
Turnip Head You're right, I do know the one.
I was terrified of that episode as a kid 😂
Year after year Poundland manages to deliver exquisite tat. Sterling work...
🎶Snow is falling, all around me, children playing, having fun,
Tis' the season of love and understanding, RRY CH everyone! 🎶
Someone make a gif of just Ashens punching the chocolate Santa
Done!
@@garym0630 send me it
Pretty sure the chocolate santa, was once a Halloween ghost, which had its foil removed and replaced with santa 🎅
The violin (violin) is a kind of super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments. It is widely spread all over the world, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. In the music it plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern symphony orchestra, but also has the difficult playing skills solo instrument.
The emergence of modern violin has been 300 years of history, is the western music since the 17th century in one of the most important instruments as the instrument queen, was also the production is itself a gate violin for fine art. The violin beautiful tone, close to a broad range, and the performance is strong, it was born from that day on, he's been in the instrument of significant position, for people loved. If the piano is "the king of Musical Instruments, then the violin is" the queen of instruments".
For centuries, the world famous composer wrote a lot of violin classic works, violinist in this instrument into the soul, the development of the superb performance art. The violin can concerts and solo.
The violin is a string of four bowed instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (the viola, the cello and the bass). Modern violin originated from Italian Craig mona, in 1600-1750 years to become the largest violin production center. The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu - melon nai); They made instruments so far are priceless. The violin's fifth tune: g, d1, a1, e2, register more than three and a half group, is all orchestra indispensable instrument, also after instruments.
Finally, someone bothered to turn this into a copypasta
Chocolate looks like a child's drawing inside the foil. That face contains nightmares, eat cautiously.
Its Caillou!
I want those socks cause they are indeed meta.
Rrych, and 2motech. The Christmas season gods of the Chthonic mythos.
"Can be eaten by reindeer or children!" Because you know, they're almost the same thing......
I’ve never seen a difference. Once I thought I saw Rudolph but it was just a kid with a cold.
Rry ch everyone!
Is Rrych the brother of Slepp?
Rrych is clearly the sister of Slepp, she wants you teeth.
Didn’t they make Srar Wals?
Some lucky kids may get their bones back for Christmas. Only to give them back after.
you mad bro
AND GIFT RRYCH THE TOTEM YOUR SKIN!
the intro music is so jolly and nice. :)
henlo-ho-ho
detonate
rrych sounds like a designer clothes line, if I ever make one I'm using that name
Ainsley Harriott VEVO pronounced "riche"... I can see that being a high fashion house
CapnHMCrunch 5 years from now it will be a well known name
Ainsley Harriott VEVO - Cloths? As in cleaning cloths?
Atheist Orphan oops, i missed the E
Ye hee boaii
hearing ashen laugh the way he did with the door is my favorite thing thats happened all week
R1GHTS1DE nothing will beat that violin video
adachi
dante
@@R1GHTS1DE how's the kids
@@morganfreeman2102 Antonio Stella Bottom Tile
that dying santa tie should be the intro to your christmas videos
Every year I wait for this. Every year I watch this several times throughout the year.
Am I sad? Perhaps. But I know a good video series when I see one.
Who does Ashens always flash on the screen? the bald guy with the beard? I feel like im missing a joke everytime he does it.
It's the great Mentski. Buy a t-shirt.
Can someone please explain that damn face that he has pop up all the time? I've seen almost every video he's ever done and I've never seen it explained in any way..
It is a fellow UA-camr named Mentski.
Wait, is not Big Clive?
It's Mentski, it has always been Mentski. They do look a lot like each other, though.
'Snow Girl' is one of my favourite animated films - right up there with 'Playthings Cowboy Adventure' and 'Beautiful Woman & Animal'.
Looks like they replaced Santa with the Michelin man. I hope someone gets that
Doesn’t Michelin man make my tires
Cherrycola 3000 pretty sure Santa does that
MR HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO HAS BEEN THE CENTREPIECE OF CHRISTMAS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS !!
HOW DARE YOU INSULT HIS GOOD NAME
Ashens doesn't like fiber!
Have a good 'en, Stu.
When I think of "Elves Behaving Badly," I thought of the Elves... well, you know...
Why must he always punch chocolate?
elin111 To assert dominance
That's all it's good for.
To test for grass masks
do you not?
"Punching Chocolate" sounds like a horrible euphemism.
This year's chocolate santa is a suspicious looking bishop. Can you feel the Christmas spirit? I know the child can.
Who the hell would buy that usb cable?
Dr.PanCakes Big Clive would, if for no other reason than to wire it to the mains and make it explode.
Your profile makes this comment so good
someone as unstable as lapis lazuli would
Paul Drake depends how much he's drank. Sober Clive would probably make it into a more useful light or string several together.
Dr.PanCakes Me
Get on down to real fake doors!
Erica I get that reference \o/ yay
I never get tired of that brown sofa... :)
The snow girl thing makes no sense. Presumably they used 'snow girl' because they don't have have the licensing for Frozen. Yet, they use the actual frozen characters...
Seeing Ashens deck a chocolate Santa is more satisfying to watch than it probably should be.
“Does the hat come off?” *RRRIP* “Yeah.”
RRYCH EVERYONE
MERRY F-ING CHRISTMAS!
Thanks, you too, and a PPYNE!
Yes all year of waiting
Merry Shitsmas
Merry Crisis
That Elf on the Shelf bullshit is an invented tradition. You say "book that came out years ago" but we're only talking about 2005 here; it's hardly a tale from the old country.
To be fair, 2005 *is* years ago. About twelve, if my math is correct.
wasn't he talking about elves on general?
Huh, I've only really heard of it this year thanks to the meme.
Where is it written that traditions have to be ancient? Are you the arbitor of how long something has to be to be a tradition? Who gave you this power?
Every tradition is an invention by people
"A filthy boy has layed his eggs in here" my new favorite thing ever
Stuart come on, it’s 1 o clock in the bloody morning. I’m trying to sleep!
Cameron Richards Uk I'd imagine hahahah
yeah, why did he upload so late
Ainsley Harriott VEVO his main audience is American and this is prime viewing time for them.
Cameron Richards what time does he call this?
Big Surge true, but surely he would be asleep. yet again, I'm awake at the same time in the same place so I guess I can't really say that
"Fuckin door dont open" best line
R R Y C H
I have college in the morning... it’s 1 am I need to do college assessments? But you know what’s more important? Ashens and his sofa.... time to fail :D
Oddly enough... It's still 1am. How odd.
@@athenathegreatandpowerful6365 I didn’t fail I now have a uni degree lol
I have aid. Yes. Aid. Not aids. Aid. That's only one of them. Not many.
Ashens back at it again with the wholesome content
Ashens doesn't realize the destructive potential of a flail made from useless Christmas socks filled with sharp rocks.
5:16 Me when I try to pull a door that says "Push"
Wahey! Look forward to this day every year
"...Or a chocolate homeless man going to stab you." Carfeul there Ashens someone might think your being a subliminal racist. XD
Nothing says Christmas than an Ashens Christmas special
Oohh, Ashens. My favourite videos from you are the tat-filled ones!
I'd buy mr Hankey the Christmas poo song over most of the Christmas songs that are played Constantly
A chocolate wiseman Cailou?
Ashens, the door is sealed by MAGIC.
This might be unrelated, but I'm still deminonbinary. Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rry ch, Stuart!
RRYCH is better then the fucking full monty breakfast (only og ashens fans will remember)
Time for my favourite Christmas tradition!
A queue of pissed off elves hammering at a door that will never open. We were going to get one that opened, a few years back, but the temptation to mount it over the kitchen bin, or high up on a wall, would have been just too great.
*peels off foil* OwO what's this?
I got one of those Christmas light chargers. Didn’t work with my iPhone, but then again, what does?
That chocolate santa omg
Shane Kneeshaw 😱😱😱😱
Chocolate worm Santa had me rolling. What the fudge is that?? Lel
that chocolate santa looks remarkably like mr burns from the xfiles episode of the simpsons.
that santa is CREEEEEEPY!! and there has actually been one item BEFORE this, that looked WORSE in the promotional photo! so this is the second one. but the fact that the promotional photo isn't WASTLY superior to the actual product 100% of the times, is ALONE incredible! so, when it's WORSE... TWICE... i just have no words. and ashens really like to remind people or GIVE people existential dread, don't he? (the last thing he said.)
YAY! Christmas tat!!😄
The chocolate man looks like what I imagine Edvard Munch's The Scream would look like after its anxiety subsides.
I like that. It seems like some sort of future enlightened genderless alien race from Star Trek or something.
Bloody hell, what time do you call this?!
Christopher Wright You’re about at the same spot as me on the political compass. Just thought I’d let you know that. 👍
About 2am.
About 1PM
Christopher Wright If you move slightly more to the right and slightly up, we're at the same place on the compass o:
Time for angry Mentski.
I see Earthworm Jim found religion.
Already looking forward to Easter special
George Sampson and Valentine's special
Flandre's wings as a phone charging cable, why not
'caramel flavoured hard sugar'. So sugar flavoured sugar?
Without your channel I would’ve killed myself 8 years ago
My dream is to one day be in the Chapelfield Poundland and bump into Stuart with a mountain of stuff and he'll go "Hellooo" like in the intros.
santa
satan
???
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?
Tiger is a mainland European shop?! Had to pause the video as I was triggered into oblivion. It's Danish from Copenhagen which is on an island Sjaelland which is therefore not even mainland Europe.
Edit: I unpaused. SWEDEN?!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Edit 2: Triggeredness aside, the name Tiger, pronounced a bit like "Tee-yuh" is the Danish word for "tenner" so it used to sell everything for about 10kr which is roughly equal to about £1. So it's basically Danish poundland, you are correct to go there Ashens.
When you started the tie thing my power started to fail
DAMN YOU STUART!
I beg of you, please buy 20 of those chocolate Santa's and get a bowl with some water in it so you don't burn your damn house down when you try to melt them all in the microwave, meltdown 1-3 at a time then get the crappiest thing that you hate from your Christmas poundland episode and throw it into the molten chocolate of death and then have fun! (come on guys leave some likes on this so we can get this be able to come true we haven't seen anything this crazy send the you know I can't remember, when he started burning or the Christmas one with the 12 days of tat, anyways please guys if we do get likes on this maybe he'll get to try the idea you know as a big bang to set off the new year early)
Thank you now Christmas has started
the chocolate Santa was made with a reused dutch mold of a Sinterklaas figure Sinterklaas is a Catholic saint (aka Saint Nicholas celebrated in the Netherlands on the 5th of December) which normally has a bishop's hat and a staff but, apparently, the mold was vandalized with the Mr. worm face yet the staff is still visible.
hello ho ho!
I Can See Perfectly!
those Christmas lights!, the shape of the (fake plastic) bulbs is the same faux pinecone shape as the type used in the 1930s same colors too and, same crappy effect since the colors were just painted on
these ones were a fire hazard and could potentially burn your house down if left on a brown sofa!!
Something to share with people who care, I found an untouched Disaster Survival kit and First Aid kit from the last century while clearing out my great nan's things recently. Man would that make for an interesting video, but I can only imagine the postage for these things.
Seems almost more up Steve1989MreInfo's alley.
catlover10192 yup. Send it to Steve, I'm sure hell appreciate it. Nice find btw
Elves having big ears go back way more than 600 years. They're mentioned in the Mabinogion as having pointy ears around 2000 years ago.
considering this is a British channel, this was uploaded at about 1am and seriously I don't know why I am still up let alone ashes editing and uploading at this time of the morning
He isn't, he schedules them.
2:47 - You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for
Babby in a Baggy.