That’s a perfect description 😂 When Leslye Headland gets asked about contradicting the established lore or details that don’t make any sense, you can see in her eyes that she desperately wants to shoot back with “It’s just a dumb space show. Grow up.”
That curly haired whiny dude was a Padawan, 16 years ago. In the episode where he drinks the poison May gives him, the housekeeper Jedi tells them that Master Curly has been meditating for TEN YEARS. That means he went from Padawan to MASTER in less than 6 years. So...he did some Jedi CLEP courses, got his Masters, then suddenly decided he felt guilty about stuff from 6 years prior, and locked himself in a floating meditative state. Neato.
It is a weird mashup of victim culture and lack of personal responsibility. Nothing is your fault, which makes YOU the victim of your own agency, and therefore virtuous.
they wanted to make the jedi bad guys, but instead just make literally everyone a moron. You can't really even say who is the good guy in all this, because none of it happens if a single functional adult had been present. Nobody does anything that makes sense for their characters as established, the motivations are whatever the script needs in the moment and shift on a dime just to cause drama, the 'good guys' are still murdering psychopaths or brainwashed cultists.... everyone is just so unrelentingly dumb at every turn.... That's why this is so awful. You can see right through the writers, you know exactly what they WANT you to think, there is absolutely no subtlety here.... but they still utterly fail to even have it make sense. It's not even a matter of opinion, this is just fundamentally bad writing. This is first draft fan fiction levels of amateur.
In the words of Mark Hamill. "If you're expecting to see the same exact spark or magic moment when you were a kid, then you're setting yourself up for disappointment."
What's crazy is star wars has already done lesbian space witches before. The night sisters were a well developed group of witches with strong ties to the story and plot that not only didn't harm it, but led to great episodes with genuine stakes. Dooku was going to die had they not sent an entire army there and grevious would've failed if he hadn't played dirty in his duel. Strong female characters aren't the issue. It's when being strong and female is their entire character that's the issue.
Recently watched Alita: Battle Angel, and it had a FANTASTIC female protagonist. Feminine but strong, smart but cute. I wonder why only badly-written female characters get defended by "progressives"
" It's when being strong and female is their entire character that's the issue."-- Plenty of movies with strong female leads are loved. Plenty of movies with males leads are bad. It is when you have a female lead that cannot be questioned or considered bad, that it becomes farcical.
In Sol’s defense both Mae and Osha are basically planks of wood, maybe they both read as blank in the force? It fits perfectly with the lack of expression 😂
They are identical in the force, at least I think that's what they meant when they said their 'simeodine's were identical, which even identical twins shouldn't. So even the force won't tell him.
By the women that 'worked' on the show directly or those that work on it indirectly via harvey weinsteins primary enablers basement dungeon? You know, cause she literally had a profession that most assuredly included enabling a known sexual deviant prior to this. This woman is a literal monster and probably offender as well.
The opposite of love is not hate, its apathy. Disney star wars has yet to learn this...the moment those "toxic fans " dissipate is the day that star wars fades forever.
That’s what I’ve learned in therapy: love and hate are powerful because we still care about something or someone. Indifference or apathy means we moved on, neither care to love or hate anymore
The worst part about this show is that... there's nothing about it that makes it feel like Star Wars. You could put this series on Netflix or some other streaming platform, and nothing would change. _This. Isn't. Star Wars._
I’ve said this before, it’s a completely different story set in a universe that mimics Star Wars but that doesn’t abide by Star Wars reality - think of the “mirror universe“ in Star Trek, things look and feel similar but are totally different
Lol.. she didn't ruin it. She just put another nail into the coffin. SW has been ruined by... The last jedi, Rise of Skywalker, Book of Boba Fett, Obiwan, Mandalorian season 3, Ahsoka and now this... SW has been at rock bottom for a while by now. Even a great Andor can't save a franchise which has killed by a thousand cuts...
She didn’t ruin it…Disney did. Kennedy, Johnson, Abrahms, Filoni, and Favreu all F’d it up. Tony Gilroy is the only person doing Star Wars any justice.
Glad to see Weinsteins secretary is writing about what she knows best: someone in a position of the power (the space witch) taking advantage of someone young (that one Jedi) and calling it a good thing
So the black lesbian space witch turned into a smoke monster after acting belligerently, and gets stabbed by the space wizard cop. Then she claims she didndu nuffin. Huh.
last scene of the season finale scared me a lot. Now they will want to change the history of Master Yoda's past. Please, someone do something to stop this disgraceful series from continuing.
“I was going to save her… >wheeze< “ “Oh yeah? Well you should have said so, instead of acting like a dick the whole time, and then turning into a smoke demon. See ya later.”
What I particularly don't understand is WHY Osha was being prepared to go to the Jedi IN THE EVENING and the witches were already preparing to fight the Jedi IN THE EVENING!! Why wasn't anyone waiting for daylight to break? Isn't it dangerous to go about empty woods at night? I thought the witches used the Bunta tree sap to hunt some animals?
The Clone Wars already portrayed good examples of corrupted jedis such as General Krell and Barriss Offee, and that’s back when Star Wars acknowledged those types of individuals were the bad guys. Before the Disney purchase and having Dark Jedi and Sith be portrayed as “misunderstood”
I feel bad for the actors of Sol and Qimir, cause they seem like good actors (i havent seen what theyve been in) and Sol literally learned English for this roll and they did him dirty
I wonder how Master Trinity learned that Mae started the fire that destroyed Mount Vagina. Did she read the script? Also it's really disturbing to see that none of the characters - not even Master Trinity - cared about the young padawan who got mind-r*ped by the witch.
I was very happy to discover that you are still active in UA-cam. The almighty algoritm stopped showing me your videos years ago for some reason, so I had just assumed that you had stopped. Best (re)discovery of the year!
You all do not understand that Kathleen Kennedy was going for the most plot holes and worst acting in a eight part series to get in the Guinness book of world records while trying to destroy the legacy of Walt Disney.
Dude, it’s sucks so bad. I was thinking about how there was no way for the Jedi to know that Mae started the fire. Like she and Osha were the only ones who witnessed it. Mae of course didn’t tell them before the bridge lift incident, and Osha had to be told what happened when she woke up on the ship. So did Squid Games just guess the cause correctly? Most scripts would have revealed that Sol was lying about the cause of the disaster but that’s a few too many dots to connect for Leslie…
Very interesting that headland thinks it’s wrong to protect kids and thinks we should blame the manipulated/brainwashed… 🤔 Who did she used to work for, again?
It doesn’t even feel like it should be a show. I am still questioning what exactly the plot of the series is? Also, one episode left? I don’t feel as though there is no way to wrap this up in one episode? For example… Does Osha turn? Does Qimir die? What about the Jedi and the council? Too many issues that won’t be wrapped up in a 43 minute episode.
ROGUE ONE: Remember this quote from the blind Asian man with force ability : “The Force moves darkly near a creature that's about to kill” Guess that was all made up too because this show displays there is no indication at all. All of it is a steaming pile
unrelated but I wish there was a game where you play as that blind man (before and after the blinding event) and the gimmick is that throughout gameplay, you unlock your sensing abilities and see these dark and light clouds, have these controller buzz-ques and see a rough monochrome wireframe of basic surrounding and movement of things that not only create sound, but have a colored force signature of some kind. I just want a star wars game other than LEGO where a force aura can be seen by the player. something that lets you see what a jedi would be seeing all the time. imagine rumble and aura-cues that signalled the direction a surprise attack will be coming from, and the gameplay being like For Honor imagine harder levels containing a miniboss level sith that mastered hiding their intent, and have a stealth advantage against your senses. either that or encountering a chaotic mind who sends so many telegraphed intents to flick something a you that half of em are feins. maybe a brief horror element where something you dont think is capable of harm starts to get that vignetting effect of “their intent to kill” when you look at them.
Diversity is no substitute for good writing and characters. Dozens of shows/movies manage both, and don't even pad themselves on the shoulder for it. It's not rocket science, really.
Actually, stone buildings can catch fire, or rather, the fittings like curtains and furniture catch fire and spread from one room to another. There are companies that do fire stopping to prevent or slow down the spread of fire. I recommend Red Crow as one of the leading companies in that field.
i think disney purposely ruin star wars because the original 6 were too political. they want the fans to suffer and at the same time drop the political nuances.
I don't even know how turning into a giant smoke monster was supposed to, "let Osha go". The f*ck does that even mean? What was your goal with that brilliant move? Cause, ya know, Mommy Maul also turned into a smoke monster. And SHE possessed the Wookie when SHE did it. So, what the f*ck was the other Mommy going to do with her smoke monster powers?
1) Most people won’t even consider this travesty canon as it breaks so much of the Star Wars lore 2) It’s clearly just attempting to push an agenda, and Headland isn’t even hiding it. She knows nothing about Star Wars, and neither does half the cast (the fact one thought Anakin blew up the Death Star and one of them didn’t recognise Mark Hamill is very worrying) 3) It’s crappily written and produced, and I really can’t tell where the $180 million budget went. A New Hope was shot on $11 million, and you can see every penny on screen 4) It has a general lack of logic. Fire can’t happen in space and you can’t set a stone building on fire. There’s also the fact the show robbed Anakin of his specialty of being born through the force, which feels a bit wrong. So ultimately, I’m glad I never bothered to watch this travesty. I’ll just stick to the 9 main films and the 2 spin-offs.
I am a casual SW fan but I this actress Stenberg has one expression the entire series, I have never seen anything she has done previously but her acting can’t be this bad, right?!?
Only thing I can think of is the no weapon rule was him wanting her to fail on purpose.... so she would bait in more jedi...yeah ok eff it I have no idea.
Doesn’t matter how bad it is. I guarantee Disney will sign Leslie up for 2-3 more seasons. KK is great at throwing good money after bad. Whether it actually gets made or not is another matter. 🤷♂️
I subscribed to Disney Plus to watch Timon and Pumbaa, The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, and Pepper Anne since you couldn't get them anywhere for decades. Disney Plus is only worth getting for the archive of Disney television that was kept in the vault for ages. Disney Plus got my money for what was actually valuable, and then I unsubscribed. Pepper Anne is still likable and charming all these years later. When I was a tiny eight year old boy, I thought Pepper Anne was the most likable and attractive girl in any cartoon. 😊Turns out the show still holds up well too! Well worth the nostalgia. :)
1:15 - Notice that when Indara gets stabbed by the knife that a little trickle of blood comes out instead of blood seeping into the fabric of 3 layers clothing that she's wearing. Is the blood coming out of the knife or her?
Nah bro, I gotta argue with you here. Saul is the actual bad guy. Not the space witches or the jedi. So, this dude spots a little girl in the woods for like 3 seconds and decides he needs to be with her and has a deep connection to her. You know who else had a connection to a little girl like that? The guy n taxi driver and the guy who shot Regan... Saul is a creeper who should be on a list bro.
Again. I said it before and I’ll say it again. I’m completely team Torbin. Torbin wanted none of that BS, he went into a deep meditation to deal with that whole BS and then offed himself because he couldn’t take this BS anymore. So fkn relatable. That’s exactly how I feel after watching this sht show
Someone said “the people who used to make fun of you for liking Star Wars, now run it”
And BOY does it show
That’s a perfect description 😂 When Leslye Headland gets asked about contradicting the established lore or details that don’t make any sense, you can see in her eyes that she desperately wants to shoot back with “It’s just a dumb space show. Grow up.”
I know this sounds out of place, but the same thing happened to Abercrombie & Fitch. Now a bunch gay minorities run it.
No no, they're still making fun of all of us
@@catalyst385that didn’t happen
No
That curly haired whiny dude was a Padawan, 16 years ago.
In the episode where he drinks the poison May gives him, the housekeeper Jedi tells them that Master Curly has been meditating for TEN YEARS.
That means he went from Padawan to MASTER in less than 6 years. So...he did some Jedi CLEP courses, got his Masters, then suddenly decided he felt guilty about stuff from 6 years prior, and locked himself in a floating meditative state. Neato.
Time is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural
Those University of Phoenix courses really payed off in the end. Lmao
Someone should tell Anakin about that.
If Osha’s mom was willing to let her become a Jedi she really should’ve said so because then Sol wouldn’t have stabbed her.
Or if she didn't start making one of the children into black smoke. That's pretty damn suspicious
Have you considered dissolving the child into black smoke with yourself conveys this just as well?
They wanted to set up the jedi as the bad guys so much, that they made their actions make sense.
It is a weird mashup of victim culture and lack of personal responsibility. Nothing is your fault, which makes YOU the victim of your own agency, and therefore virtuous.
they wanted to make the jedi bad guys, but instead just make literally everyone a moron.
You can't really even say who is the good guy in all this, because none of it happens if a single functional adult had been present. Nobody does anything that makes sense for their characters as established, the motivations are whatever the script needs in the moment and shift on a dime just to cause drama, the 'good guys' are still murdering psychopaths or brainwashed cultists.... everyone is just so unrelentingly dumb at every turn....
That's why this is so awful. You can see right through the writers, you know exactly what they WANT you to think, there is absolutely no subtlety here.... but they still utterly fail to even have it make sense. It's not even a matter of opinion, this is just fundamentally bad writing. This is first draft fan fiction levels of amateur.
Perpetual loading screen Amandla Stenberg 😂
Best part 🤣
Seoul asks Trinity what they will tell the Jedi Council, Trinity says, "the truth," then tells them the lie that they will tell the council.
Awesome.
In the words of Mark Hamill. "If you're expecting to see the same exact spark or magic moment when you were a kid, then you're setting yourself up for disappointment."
These people genuinely don’t know what was magical about the original trilogy. Utterly unqualified
Mark hamill is a fucking clown buddy I wouldn’t quote that guy
Then how come I had those feelings when I watched Fallout?
I started to watch star wars as a young adult.
It's definitly shittier now than it was before.
Last clip I just watched. Applicable for sure.
Why doesn't anyone in the media ask Headland about her time with Harvey?
Ikr…why has she got a free pass? Actually a promotion!!
She’s got to have known *something* was going on!
I really do believe she got to make this show as a way to not speak on it.
My personal guess is her file cabinet. A very big file cabinet.
EXCELLENT WORK. THE MOVIE CYNIC
She be a woman, and a gay one at that and women can't be villains in the current year.
What's crazy is star wars has already done lesbian space witches before. The night sisters were a well developed group of witches with strong ties to the story and plot that not only didn't harm it, but led to great episodes with genuine stakes. Dooku was going to die had they not sent an entire army there and grevious would've failed if he hadn't played dirty in his duel. Strong female characters aren't the issue. It's when being strong and female is their entire character that's the issue.
Recently watched Alita: Battle Angel, and it had a FANTASTIC female protagonist. Feminine but strong, smart but cute. I wonder why only badly-written female characters get defended by "progressives"
" It's when being strong and female is their entire character that's the issue."--
Plenty of movies with strong female leads are loved. Plenty of movies with males leads are bad. It is when you have a female lead that cannot be questioned or considered bad, that it becomes farcical.
@@fomori2 Couldn't have said it better myself
Space Witch: *makes furtive gestures in front of a space cop*
Also Space Witch: "I was complying."
That is some Force level gaslighting.
It also makes them look really bad and might be related to police politics but if you obey the police they don't fuck with you. Usual suspects
I know my rights!
"Hands up, don't shoot!"
@@AHersheyHere I can't breathe!
I transform into a shadow demon in front of cops all the time and have yet to get in trouble!
In Sol’s defense both Mae and Osha are basically planks of wood, maybe they both read as blank in the force? It fits perfectly with the lack of expression 😂
They are identical in the force, at least I think that's what they meant when they said their 'simeodine's were identical, which even identical twins shouldn't. So even the force won't tell him.
i wonder how many pumpkin spice lattes were consumed in the creation of this
By the women that 'worked' on the show directly or those that work on it indirectly via harvey weinsteins primary enablers basement dungeon?
You know, cause she literally had a profession that most assuredly included enabling a known sexual deviant prior to this. This woman is a literal monster and probably offender as well.
That’s pumpkin spice soy latte
About 800.000.000
All of them.
@@mustafabrennpaste6521low balling though
The opposite of love is not hate, its apathy.
Disney star wars has yet to learn this...the moment those "toxic fans " dissipate is the day that star wars fades forever.
Right now, I am enjoying listening reviewers and making fun of this garbage. I'm holding apathy off ... for now.
That’s what I’ve learned in therapy: love and hate are powerful because we still care about something or someone. Indifference or apathy means we moved on, neither care to love or hate anymore
@@kathleenhensley5951 Critical Drinker is my bae.
The worst part about this show is that... there's nothing about it that makes it feel like Star Wars. You could put this series on Netflix or some other streaming platform, and nothing would change.
_This. Isn't. Star Wars._
I’ve said this before, it’s a completely different story set in a universe that mimics Star Wars but that doesn’t abide by Star Wars reality - think of the “mirror universe“ in Star Trek, things look and feel similar but are totally different
Thank you Leslie headland for ruining Star Wars. It’s so sad what Star Wars has turned into. It’s not even Star Wars anymore.
Gender-Wars
Her name is spelled Lesbian Headlamp - I learned it from a comment on another video
Lol.. she didn't ruin it. She just put another nail into the coffin. SW has been ruined by... The last jedi, Rise of Skywalker, Book of Boba Fett, Obiwan, Mandalorian season 3, Ahsoka and now this... SW has been at rock bottom for a while by now.
Even a great Andor can't save a franchise which has killed by a thousand cuts...
I just hope they don’t touch the old republic era.
She didn’t ruin it…Disney did. Kennedy, Johnson, Abrahms, Filoni, and Favreu all F’d it up. Tony Gilroy is the only person doing Star Wars any justice.
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Ruining Star Wars over and over, expecting a different result :p
Showing a guy two shovels and telling him to take his pick?
@@Melvin-Deeply🤗
Read that in the Vaas voice in my head
Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.
Glad to see Weinsteins secretary is writing about what she knows best: someone in a position of the power (the space witch) taking advantage of someone young (that one Jedi) and calling it a good thing
So the black lesbian space witch turned into a smoke monster after acting belligerently, and gets stabbed by the space wizard cop. Then she claims she didndu nuffin.
Huh.
She was on her way to da Jedi Council, tech them pady-wanes how to read n sheit.
last scene of the season finale scared me a lot. Now they will want to change the history of Master Yoda's past. Please, someone do something to stop this disgraceful series from continuing.
"Jedis in seek of a virgins"
What a nice plot for Disney SW
You can't write "The power of many" without "man".
So, Jedi cannot be killed with weapons...
Isn't that the entire order 66 plot point?
I don't think Leslie ever SAW Star Wars before she got the job....
@@MasticinaAkicta but didn’t she say it saved her life?
@@ragtowne Indeed. However, that seems like 🧢 to me for some reason…
Bold of you to assume the writers know what Order 66 is lmao
@@RikusentaiOfficial Bold indeed it would seem 💀
It is hard to believe these modern Star Wars products are linked in any way to OG Luke Skywalker. What a fall from grace.
“I was going to save her… >wheeze< “
“Oh yeah? Well you should have said so, instead of acting like a dick the whole time, and then turning into a smoke demon. See ya later.”
What I particularly don't understand is WHY Osha was being prepared to go to the Jedi IN THE EVENING and the witches were already preparing to fight the Jedi IN THE EVENING!! Why wasn't anyone waiting for daylight to break? Isn't it dangerous to go about empty woods at night? I thought the witches used the Bunta tree sap to hunt some animals?
It must be so hard to be a Star Wars fan right now. I know because I am one as well.
(Actually I am a casual but still you get the idea)
They named a main character Occupational Safety and Health Association. That alone speaks of the (lack of) quality in the writing.
Apparently the twins were named after a soap brand
I mean, was there ever any doubt here of how bad this show was going to be?
Even a bad complete joke would at least have a punchline... The Acolyte doesn't even have that.
The Clone Wars already portrayed good examples of corrupted jedis such as General Krell and Barriss Offee, and that’s back when Star Wars acknowledged those types of individuals were the bad guys. Before the Disney purchase and having Dark Jedi and Sith be portrayed as “misunderstood”
I feel bad for the actors of Sol and Qimir, cause they seem like good actors (i havent seen what theyve been in) and Sol literally learned English for this roll and they did him dirty
I wonder how Master Trinity learned that Mae started the fire that destroyed Mount Vagina. Did she read the script?
Also it's really disturbing to see that none of the characters - not even Master Trinity - cared about the young padawan who got mind-r*ped by the witch.
The new Star Wars shows are only created so we appreciate Rebel Moon
I was very happy to discover that you are still active in UA-cam. The almighty algoritm stopped showing me your videos years ago for some reason, so I had just assumed that you had stopped. Best (re)discovery of the year!
Welcome back!
You all do not understand that Kathleen Kennedy was going for the most plot holes and worst acting in a eight part series to get in the Guinness book of world records while trying to destroy the legacy of Walt Disney.
„Osha watches Liu Kang take a dip“… I was really expecting a ShadowWarrior reference here.
“Perpetual loading screen” is crazy 😭😂
Dude, it’s sucks so bad. I was thinking about how there was no way for the Jedi to know that Mae started the fire. Like she and Osha were the only ones who witnessed it. Mae of course didn’t tell them before the bridge lift incident, and Osha had to be told what happened when she woke up on the ship. So did Squid Games just guess the cause correctly? Most scripts would have revealed that Sol was lying about the cause of the disaster but that’s a few too many dots to connect for Leslie…
To be fair, Smile-o Ren showed up in the woods and they attacked him. Technically he was defending himself.
2:07
Small correction: audible descriptions are for vision impairments, not hearing
I wouldn't be suprised if disney made audio descrioptons for deaf people at this point
Since the last Jedi? What about the Rise Of Skywalker
At least the RiS didn’t butcher Luke
@@marquisdelafayette-xe1ht actually it did as the Rise of Skywalker changed likes personality and character traits vs him in the last Jedi
What about book of boba Fett?
@@marquisdelafayette-xe1ht they didn't butcher him, but they appropriated his name.
@@crowdedcrouton that show wasn't the worst it was mid, but not even as close to as bad as the sequels
Hilarious take down. Well done, sir!
There are no protagonists in Star Wars, only villains and failures.
Can't wait to see Amandla Stenberg drop her second dis track
Calling him Liu Kang is BONKERS 😂
That Simple Jack writing quip hit HARD!! You sir win the internets for today.
Very interesting that headland thinks it’s wrong to protect kids and thinks we should blame the manipulated/brainwashed… 🤔
Who did she used to work for, again?
I HATE THIS ENDING‼️🤬
Trinity dropped some Kamala-esq word salad😂
Bro thank you for not holding back, youre my spirit animal, from darth dipshit to LU kang😂😂😂
It doesn’t even feel like it should be a show. I am still questioning what exactly the plot of the series is?
Also, one episode left? I don’t feel as though there is no way to wrap this up in one episode? For example… Does Osha turn? Does Qimir die? What about the Jedi and the council?
Too many issues that won’t be wrapped up in a 43 minute episode.
Your masochism is greatly appreciated. I refuse to watch this show.
ROGUE ONE: Remember this quote from the blind Asian man with force ability : “The Force moves darkly near a creature that's about to kill” Guess that was all made up too because this show displays there is no indication at all. All of it is a steaming pile
unrelated but I wish there was a game where you play as that blind man (before and after the blinding event) and the gimmick is that throughout gameplay, you unlock your sensing abilities and see these dark and light clouds, have these controller buzz-ques and see a rough monochrome wireframe of basic surrounding and movement of things that not only create sound, but have a colored force signature of some kind.
I just want a star wars game other than LEGO where a force aura can be seen by the player. something that lets you see what a jedi would be seeing all the time.
imagine rumble and aura-cues that signalled the direction a surprise attack will be coming from, and the gameplay being like For Honor
imagine harder levels containing a miniboss level sith that mastered hiding their intent, and have a stealth advantage against your senses. either that or encountering a chaotic mind who sends so many telegraphed intents to flick something a you that half of em are feins. maybe a brief horror element where something you dont think is capable of harm starts to get that vignetting effect of “their intent to kill” when you look at them.
Diversity is no substitute for good writing and characters.
Dozens of shows/movies manage both, and don't even pad themselves on the shoulder for it.
It's not rocket science, really.
Lol Tofurkey Eater is the best name. I wish it was my name, but all I can afford is turkey bacon.
The Acolyte is a show how George Lucas has imagined Star Wars! Oh wait wrong Multiverse
Actually, stone buildings can catch fire, or rather, the fittings like curtains and furniture catch fire and spread from one room to another. There are companies that do fire stopping to prevent or slow down the spread of fire. I recommend Red Crow as one of the leading companies in that field.
i think disney purposely ruin star wars because the original 6 were too political. they want the fans to suffer and at the same time drop the political nuances.
I don't even know how turning into a giant smoke monster was supposed to, "let Osha go".
The f*ck does that even mean? What was your goal with that brilliant move?
Cause, ya know, Mommy Maul also turned into a smoke monster. And SHE possessed the Wookie when SHE did it.
So, what the f*ck was the other Mommy going to do with her smoke monster powers?
1) Most people won’t even consider this travesty canon as it breaks so much of the Star Wars lore
2) It’s clearly just attempting to push an agenda, and Headland isn’t even hiding it. She knows nothing about Star Wars, and neither does half the cast (the fact one thought Anakin blew up the Death Star and one of them didn’t recognise Mark Hamill is very worrying)
3) It’s crappily written and produced, and I really can’t tell where the $180 million budget went. A New Hope was shot on $11 million, and you can see every penny on screen
4) It has a general lack of logic. Fire can’t happen in space and you can’t set a stone building on fire. There’s also the fact the show robbed Anakin of his specialty of being born through the force, which feels a bit wrong.
So ultimately, I’m glad I never bothered to watch this travesty. I’ll just stick to the 9 main films and the 2 spin-offs.
Was not expecting the Ezio mention .
Especially with it being Altair
Women don't understand responsibility and how can someone expect them to write someone who does?
Loser
The way you describe things is amazing. I had to stop myself from laughing out loud while watching this in public.
Serious issues, yes. Worst thing ever? No
"Perpetual loading screen" 🤣
Great stuff Cynic, I was chuckling the whole review. Thanks
Oh no. There's more?? I thought this was the glorious final review slam before the show crawls up its own vergence hole and expires.
2:05 The audible descriptions for the hearing impaired? 🤔
My bad 😂
@@TheMovieCynic I mean, as dumb as this show has been and continues to be, I was willing to roll with it and see where you were going. :P
I feel like I’m good for a random foul up like that every 5-6 videos lol
"the power of manyyyyyy" makes me cringe so hard that I started liking she hulk
I am a casual SW fan but I this actress Stenberg has one expression the entire series, I have never seen anything she has done previously but her acting can’t be this bad, right?!?
This is the worst Star Wars spinoff ever. What a mess.
Carrie Anne-Moss was so good in the uneven The Matrix 4.
Why was Indara alone in the first episode btw? No Padawan? She went off by herself no other Jedis around?
Boss Kermit is crazy 😂🤣😂🤣 and Liu Kang is priceless dude your writing is insane
I'm glad Movie Cynic didn't bash Jung-jae Lee at least, because he's amazing actor... just in a bad show.
"That tends to happen when your actual Starwars show has a worse script than Rebel Moon" Oof that's brutal dude 😂
After finishing the Acolyte, I now theorize that Russian Doll was good accidentally and Leslie actively fought against making it good.
I'm saddened by the news of your loss. Stay strong, buddy.
Your reviews are the best thing that comes out of these shows. You're Hilarious 🤣
Please give Manny Jacinto some credit - he's got some acting chops and he built that body.
Only thing I can think of is the no weapon rule was him wanting her to fail on purpose.... so she would bait in more jedi...yeah ok eff it I have no idea.
You have some great turns of phrases. Gimp lair had me laughing my ass off. Just subscribed. 🙂
A long time ago, in a galaxy FAR, FAR AWAY.... we have an American social agenda.
Doesn’t matter how bad it is. I guarantee Disney will sign Leslie up for 2-3 more seasons. KK is great at throwing good money after bad. Whether it actually gets made or not is another matter. 🤷♂️
Imagine hating a show so much but continue to watch every new episode that comes out 😂
The Mandelorean is the last greatest SW story.
I subscribed to Disney Plus to watch Timon and Pumbaa, The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, and Pepper Anne since you couldn't get them anywhere for decades. Disney Plus is only worth getting for the archive of Disney television that was kept in the vault for ages. Disney Plus got my money for what was actually valuable, and then I unsubscribed.
Pepper Anne is still likable and charming all these years later. When I was a tiny eight year old boy, I thought Pepper Anne was the most likable and attractive girl in any cartoon. 😊Turns out the show still holds up well too! Well worth the nostalgia. :)
Star Wars ended in 2005.
Nah, it ended in 2019. Rise of Skywalker was decent, and it all went downhill from there.
@@joshslater2426 you’re high
1:15 - Notice that when Indara gets stabbed by the knife that a little trickle of blood comes out instead of blood seeping into the fabric of 3 layers clothing that she's wearing. Is the blood coming out of the knife or her?
After episode 3, man... Star Wars. I'll miss you 💙🧡💙 May The Force Be With You, Always.
How dare you insult Simple Jack, he would never write something this...special...
Trust me, no one considers the acolyte canon.
"planet lesbian" & "stfu venti latte"
Had me till the ending pic.
Nah bro, I gotta argue with you here. Saul is the actual bad guy. Not the space witches or the jedi.
So, this dude spots a little girl in the woods for like 3 seconds and decides he needs to be with her and has a deep connection to her. You know who else had a connection to a little girl like that? The guy n taxi driver and the guy who shot Regan...
Saul is a creeper who should be on a list bro.
I had to pause the video to watch that AI Trump 50 Cent cover.
Again. I said it before and I’ll say it again.
I’m completely team Torbin.
Torbin wanted none of that BS, he went into a deep meditation to deal with that whole BS and then offed himself because he couldn’t take this BS anymore.
So fkn relatable. That’s exactly how I feel after watching this sht show
Before you mock the fire, remember that stone citadel was built by women.
It's just low rent, look at the fight chorography ...terrible
audible descriptions are for the vision impaired.