Cause there’s no where in the Star Wars canon where opposing theories on force usage cause disastrous Outcomes, like are you serious? It’s like 40 women who use the force in a way the Jedi don’t like, yah I think they may feel persecuted by the Jedi way.
@@SkOrPiOnXTC Except the Jedi never persecuted anyone, except the Sith, if you insist on calling fighting an ancient evil "persecution". Don't try and defend this shit.
If people still aren't convinced that Kathleen Kennedy is literally producing these shows out of pure spite to the fandom, then nothing will convince them. _"Make fun of me on South Park, huh? You think I 'put a chick in everything and make it gay and lame?' You people haven't seen how low I can go!"_
Unfortunately they don’t. I’ve seen some ppl defend this trash ep after ep cuz they’re into it enough to put up with the metaphorical eye poking and disrespect to the fandom and particularly the male corner of it. Anyone who thinks this show is a masterpiece is part of the mindless zombie herd controlled by Lesbian Headlarge
Its nothing to do with spite you must have noticed the whole of society is having this nonsense pushed on them from every orifice of big business and government, she's just playing her nasty little part in a nasty big plan.
Finally someone said it! It feels like she’s purposely pulling all these moves to teach the “whiny fans” a lesson after all those years she had to be Lucas’ lapdog
So true. In the 70s and 80s (probably before) we grew up being told that color didn’t matter - and we believed it and took it to heart. Race was well on its way to becoming a complete non-issue before certain people realized that they could wield political power by pretending it was still 1950 in the South, everywhere, all the time. Can’t/didn’t keep any of your political promises? Just pretend you’re fighting the KKK.
Oddly enough 10 years ago I was in chemo and the news came out that JJ Abrams was hired to direct "the next SW movie". I was excited and surviving to see a new SW movie was just one of many motivators for me to keep fighting hard. And I saw it. And I thought "ok, it wasn't great. JJ Abrams didn't take any risks....no surprise there. But he said NOTHING meaningful about Luke Skywalker and the New Republic. This is odd???" The The Worst Jedi came and crapped on it all.
Outstanding. I give a soft pass to VII - it had potential. VIII was unforgivable, destroying Luke's arc. IX was a travesty due to acts of God, but Kathleen Kennedy set the future tone at the end with the "kiss".
There was a report by one of the UA-camrs stating that Kathleen Kennedy and the main show writer at lesbian person is funneling money because the show is $180 million but all writers, production quality, does not equal $180 million
Tbf for that one fat monks is a trope that goes back to the days of King Arthur. Back in the day it was a criticism of the opulent life that clergy often lived as opposed to the pious life they were supposed to be living.
Now i see why Palpatine wanted to kill his granddaughter and kylo, he wanted to remove the tumor from star wars head, but now it is too late, star wars is no more but female witches making force babies, HOLY FUCKING GORD, I WANNA FUCKING HEADBUTT A WALL IN ANGER!
Watching this era of Star Wars feels like seeing a homeless, mentally ill drug addicted person that you used to be friends with in school. You still remember the old times, you feel sad for the state they are in now, but they are too far gone for you to help them. It is best for eveyone involved for you to just move on.
Don't make faulty analogies to justify your past decisions -- a homeless, mentally ill, drug-addicted person could still be salvaged, even if it took a miracle. Star Wars, on the other hand, cannot.
@@ArariaKAgelessTraveller hello doofus on the internet spewing word salads… for one, it didn’t show it bursting into flames… they showed specific areas on fire. So, what exactly are you on about?
Trin is not really gone...she will be reincarnated as an avocodo and summon Neo to enter the Force Matrix to rid the entire universe of bad Star Wars films and series......the movie will be called Matrix Destroyed:Operation Mickey Mouse.............
Genuinely can't believe the "power of many" scene made it to screens. Every single employee who contributed to that and never stopped to question it should never be employed again. You know what's worse than the dumpster fire itself though? The thousands blindly defending it because quota met = successful product now.
The way I look at it, they need to release a set amount of films each year to maintain the IP ownership, they have no clue what they are doing, they just know SW is a massive cash cow and to let it go due to lack of good ideas would be insane so instead let's just pump out garbage every few months so our investors get a nice check and we can keep getting paid
Just so it’s clear all these big 200 hundred million dollar movies and shows are money laundering fronts. It’s called Hollywood math and has a long history
@Based_Gigachad_001Right? The script reads like an absurd parody someone would make to make fun of Disney Star Wars. But no, this an official Disney product and they’re being completely serious.
Hey Disney, instead of a hundredth story about Jedi, can we please have: - A series about a bunch of podracing fans who take loans from shady space mafias to build up their dream racing stable and have an underdog trajectory over several championships while trying to navigate the cutthroat landscape of podracing, between high-adrenaline races, search for sponsors and funds and merciless concurrence - A series about a bunch of misfit civilian pilots who are forcefully taken by the Empire and made into a TIE squadron to compensate the pilot horrendous turnover where they need to learn to work together under the threat of death at war, and organize a daring escape towards the Rebellion who trains them as an X-Wing squadron but distrusts them because they might be double agents - A medical investigation series about a space Doctors Without Borders NGO who do their best to treat victims of imperial raids, scramble to find first necessity resources for space refugee camps and push back against wacky alien sickness outbreaks These ideas are on me, there is so much more to tell in this universe in every genre!
Nice try, but we all know that there is a jedi exile among the podracing team who uses the force to turn the tides of the race in their favor, and the team is incredibly disappointed because they thought they won from their own efforts/merit, which leads to a tale of broken friendships. -A bunch of misfit civilian pilots? Really? You know damn well that there's atleast the son/daughter of a high profile rebel leader within that group who have a dialogue standoff between their beliefs that war is wrong. And one of them really is a double agent which will be the person you expected it to be all along. -A medical investigation series would turn out that one of them is a sith sympathizer/student who is experimenting on the refugees to see how the sickness evolves and how it can become resistant to the different treatments that the team comes up with. And naturally it's the gay love interest of the main protagonist.
The best part was when Leslie Headland said “it’s Acolytin time!” and locked desperate young actresses into the office of her former boss and threatened them with legal action if they ever spoke out about what happened in there
cool one i heard was some interviewer ask her something cant remember what . and She said oh i never heard that ...best response was Yeah like the Screams for help coming from young girls from your Bosses office...
Now, that's VERY cynical of you. Have you considered that she could simply be the kind of Personal Assistant that doesn't know what her boss is doing or where he is or whom he's meeting?
Because they don't know shit, just like that idiot who said Anakin blew up the Death Star. They could care less and yet they call us every dirty name in the book for not liking their crap.
the worst part of all of this is the fact that there are legions of people defending this, and they ACTUALLY think it is a good show. That's scary to me
Step 1: Declare the Force female. Step 2: Establish female-exclusive Force cult. Step 3: Force the Force to be male to fulfill your female needs. Step 4: Laugh maniacally.
@@MarvinPowell1 Oh this is way worse than She-Hulk. Be honest. I thought that chanting scene was a glitch that showed Hocus Pocus instead of Star Wars.
That's a little extreme for me. I still like the older stuff. Plus just before the 90's renaissance, Disney wasn't producing great stuff. They can come back again.
When Tarantino was asked why not cast Michelle Yeoh for “Kill Bill,” he answered that no one would believe Uma Thurman could beat Yeoh. Did they really think Trinity could be killed by that girl-let alone with a paring knife?
Tarantino once answered "Who's they?" when asked about how he get away writing what he want without "them" going after him. "They" are the wokes morons supporting Disney or inside of Disney
As a Hispanic male I don’t need my heroes to look like me, while it’s cool when they hire a Mexican actor (Andor) I like that his ethnicity has nothing to really do with his personality. I feel both represented and not pandered to!
I also believe it’s made extremely irrelevant by the fact that Star Wars takes place on a galaxy-wide scale, and very far away from earth. There should be no overlap in Star Wars stories with real world issues, such as race relations. You’re telling me that humans who regularly interact with anthropomorphic slugs and other strange, even grotesque looking creatures still discriminate against their own kind for just being slightly different shades? Yea, no. Star Wars never had an issue with multiracial casting, Lando calrissian is the best example of this. But of course, it’s not historical unless _they_ do it, so the fact that Star Wars was never exclusive with casting is conveniently ignored.
I'm also Hispanic yet I don't care at all for an uninteresting side character's story arch. His ethnicity means nothing to me. I just want real Star Wars, not a woke desecration of it.
right!!!! the implication by the leadership at Diz-nee is that non-caucasians don't care about story, narrative arc, character development, conflict and redemption...just shrieking representation.
Feel like everyone is overlooking the fact that Spice in Star Wars is a hardcore narcotic, it adds a whole other dimension to ‘what’ is being said in this ‘production.’
"I grew up thinking I couldn't be a Jedi, because there were no jedi who looked like me in Star Wars"... Bro Mace Windu was basically the head of the entire Jedi order since you were 12 years old (I couldn't believe he was in his mid 30s till I checked). It was impossible to get away from promotions with Samuel L Jackson swinging his purple lightsaber back in the early 2000s. Not to mention that Darth Vader himself was voiced by a famous black actor, perhaps the most iconic movie character voice on earth. I know Disney is just feeding them these lines and I actually feel bad for the actors because I feels like Disney is offering them up as rage bait for free promotion. Why they have decided that drumming up "hate views" is the right strategy I don't really know.
Diversity is Ewok, Jabba the Hutt, R2D2, etc. Monsters, creatures and humanoid that are so diverse it cant be found on earth. All played a vital and memorable role in the movies.
They beat the dead horse until it was nothing but a pile of dust and then collected the dust to flush down the drain so there was nothing left thats salvageable
I'm sure Kathleen has a strainer somewhere in a dark place that can strain out the dust, mold it into a money grab, and when even the mold could be flushed down a black hole, I'm sure Darth Eiger would simply use the force to beat that dust yet again.
I cannot be the first person to have pointed out that, “I never thought I could be a Jedi“ is more like “I never thought about being a Jedi, in fact, I don’t even know what a Jedi is, actually I’ve never even watched one minute of Star Wars”
I love how the jedi lady in the first episode, a superhuman force master, is killed by a knife so small that a normal human would almost certainly survive. That thing barely made it through her robe, and its gotta go through her muscle and fat tissues and hit a vital organ to do anything.
It took me a full five minutes to stop laughing enough to catch my breath when the singing lezbeans brought out that spectacular gem of pure ridiculousness… Dyznee isn’t worth watching.
I want gay people that were Star Wars fans in the past to speak out loud if they like this Star Wars better than the old movies. I BET they would love to get back to the old Star Wars days.
Gay Star Wars fan , I feel like Id prefer an important character that just happens to also be gay would be way more meaningful and the show actually looks so low budget and lastly every single character is beyond stupid
@isaiahpillman7704 we got a gay romance in Andor. And no one batted an eye because it was between two actual characters. We knew both of them and why they were together. What their relationship was based on and who they were as people. So being gay didn't matter.
Naah don't pull the "black" card we been part of the franchise stop it !? The sexual preference thing isn't new either it's just not what straight people are used too but please don't use the color of skin in a galaxy far far away wit millions of aliens as your excuse for uncomfortably 😡 You guys shouldn't watch it !! Criticizing every lil thing makes you look silly just dont watch I never wrote paragraphs on why i didnt like a certain episode of golden girls i just didnt watch😅😅 This guys not a SW fan he's a punk ass hater and his voice is soo annoying so guess what No click No follow I don't ever have to listen again 😂👋
Ladies in the group: I'm not offended by the term guys... I'm apathetic to what you keep inserting into the franchise thinking it'll draw me in. We... Hate... what you have done to our heroes and we're not happy with how you treat the female fans of the franchise. KK: Screw them, the stakeholder audience is all that matters.
People aren't leaving because of black or gay people bro. It just sucks, and it sucks more that they constantly try to use minorities as a shield when they put out a bad product.
Torbin is a young Jedi when he meets the withes and 16 years later, he's got powers exceeding everything what we have seen so far in Star Wars. Even Yoda or Palpatine couldn't create impenetrable force field like he did !
he was in a deep state of meditation and had apparently been practicing literally only that. I'm sure if yoda or palpatine WANTED to do this they very well could and probably with much less practice
While I understand your point, saying "not even Palpatine could do that" was pretty silly. The lore is solidly established that Palpatine not only learned and could use, but literally MASTERED, every... single... possible... Force ability. And every Lightsaber form. Sidious ripped black holes in Space Time, mind controlled trillions across the Galaxy, and controlled Force Storms in space to destroy planets. As well as conquering death to Essence Transfer his soul over and over (or in Disney canon, once. But still...). There's no Force Power that Sidious and Grandmaster Luke (the EU Luke, at least) couldn't use. They are the absolute epitomes of mastery of Dark and Light, respectively.
They get upset for people having so much hate, yet they are making a ''story'' that forces almost any fan to give up on the star wars franchise in general
Star Wars has never been pure Sci-Fi. It was conceived as a synthesis of the more compelling elements of the Tales of the Round Table (and Merlin), Asian martial arts films, and Westerns. The producers of the Acolyte seem to have never seen the Seven Samurai, read the tales of King Arthur, read a science fiction novel, followed comics, or watched any original Star Wars films, and prove it by their references in interviews. Ratings disaster was inevitable. It isn't us!
It would've been bad ass if Jedi Trinity and the main antagonist went in hand to hand force combat. That would've been bad ass. Then have a lengthy talk with the second Jedi and convince him to off himself without attacking first. This would show she was studying the Jedi she was taking out.
@@davorzdralo8000It is primarily space fantasy in world building and visuals, but it does share a lot in common with space opera. It was directly inspired by Dune, which is somewhere on the same spectrum, but closer to pure SF than Star Wars. The OG was about American imperialism and Nazis. In that way, it's a lot more like Star Trek than Camelot. The LOTR was a product of its time, but it wasn't meant as a critique or allegory of WW2 or fascism. All of Lucas Star Wars always was. Palpatine seizing emergency powers was a direct response to what was going on in the US at the time.
Wow… that is a lot of assumptions and projections. Should we all start making assumptions about you? I’ll start… I’ll assume that your brain is smooth.
The writers are so brain dead they didn't realize that spice in star wars is a alagory for drugs. So at the beginning of the episode when the mother said come eat your spice cakes she essentially saying come eat your cocaine cakes! Actually that would explain a lot about the dumb witch coven.
I mean, their mother is willing to force push them to the ground where they could have easily hit their heads on the sidewalk behind them and expect them to join their coven on fear of exile.
Uj'alayi, also known as uj cake, was a traditional Mandalorian dessert consumable by Artiodacs. The sticky-sweet brown cake was filled with a variety of cream-colored nuts and dried fruit, and it was infused with a sweet spiced syrup that kept the dense cake moist. the recipe of which has gotten into hands of non mandalorians, like a single google search would show you’re kinda an idiot
*The only reason I'm grateful for this show is because it proves affirmative action hires can ruin literally anything.* Largest, most hard-core fan base of all time? A basically infinite universe with infinite creative possibilities, and HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS of plot? Give it a few years. They'll flush 99% down the toilet, to make 1% happy. Reminds you of a certain country you once loved, no? Then they'll sit there and call you a bigot or an idiot if you don't enjoy being forceded garbage.
I’ve been writing Star Wars fanfiction for 8 years. I used to get a huge bump in hits whenever a new movie/show came out. These days, I barely get any hits in general and no bumps when this garbage drops. The fandom is DEAD
P.T. Barnham once said 'There is no such thing as bad press'. I hear episode 3 had decent ratings just because people came to witness the train wreck. The Acolyte deserves the fate of Velma season 2, Outrage devolves into indifference and you just walk away.
100%! Why are people watching this show? Why give Disney the views? Why give them all this free publicity? Just ignore everything by Disney - none of it is canon and none of it is Star Wars. It's just trash - don't even hate watch it, don't give Disney the satisfaction.
@@mikesmithz some people watch out of curiostiy i watched Andor it was fucking amazing while people online were trashing the show and only after time good rep came out i watched Ahsoka it was okay, while once again people were trashing that show, this time there wasn't a good rep afterwards cuz it was simply ''okay'' show I can't trust reviews and people online because they are idiots and a huge chunk of them spread opinions that aren't even their own, they didn't even watch it same goes for game industry, people were talking shit about Overwatch2 paywall, WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT PAYWALL MEANT AND MOST OF THEM DID NOT EVEN PLAY THE GAME, so yeah..... i am gonna watch it and make my own opinion
The franchises we have grown to like have become destroyed. Not by people who are lazy or incompetent or just trying to make a quick buck. They are being destroyed by people who have a seething contempt for the source material and all the fans that appreciate it.
He doesn’t know who blew up the Death Star and doesn’t know mace windu exists. ( one of the most powerful Jedi of his time) he has never watched starwars.
Kathleen & Disney-“you have turned Star Wars against me”!! Lucas & Dave-“You have done that yourself. You have let this Disney dark lord twist your mind till you have become the very thing you swore to destroy”.
@@fundhund62 Andor is great wdym? Have you even watched it? One of the best Star Wars series and 1000 times better than the movie Rogue One. I admit it has a slow start but you have to watch until episode 5 or 6 to get really hooked. It's worth it!
At least Filoni never pretended the Nightsisters of Dathomir were ever morally right at any point. They were always doing sus things like enslaving the Zabrak male population to fight each other to prove their worthiness in their creepy rituals and necromancy.
That poisoning scene.....Master Squid Game asked the local temple Jedi guy to take him to that floating meditating clown, so that's where they were headed...directly to his room.........but Ocean takes a short cut up the first staircase at the main entrance to get to his room and beats them all there, arriving just after he dies. It's just brilliant writing, all around.
Yeah, I've been wondering about that and you are the first other person I see mentioning it. I suppose they insisted on writing her finding his corpse just to have her blamed for killing him, and whatshisname her friend coming to her defense to prop up some kind of reconciliation between the two despite such scene making virtually no sense.
I promise I'll leave a more meaningful comment after I've watched the whole video, but I appreciate the chapter break after the ad, so I know just how many times to hit the right key on my keyboard. I love that more channels are starting to do that. :)
Somehow no one has voiced any frustration at all over a Jedi handing his lightsaber to a child with no intention at all. Emitter just pointing everywhere. Imagine a cop handing his loaded gun to an 8 year old and saying, "Here kid, does this make you want to come with me?" meanwhile she's pointing the barrel at everyone around.
Every time someone asks why I'm mad about stuff like this I always reply "imagine if Disney bought Sex and the City and then turned it into the Expendables... wouldn't you be mad as a Sex and the City fan??"
Nailed it! Or if Harry Potter was sold. And someone wrote a prequel where a character named, ooh I dunno, Diver Se-Lead, place a hex on Voldemort and make his magic not work on a child with glasses and dark hair. That would take everything special about Harry and give it all to a new character that is mentioned no where else. Wouldn't that be God awful? Adding details that not only contradict ALL of the media before it, but taking everything special from pre existing characters to give it to nobody? This has to be deliberate straight up trolling.
Imagine the money that went into writing that little ditty. Now imagine how many houses could have been bought out of pocket with it. The rest of us are unable to afford the basic amenities of life while these clowns piss away millions on community theater garbage.
14:45 This is so real man, about the unbalanced human to alien representation ratio. So many modern sci-fi stories suffer from this BS - one that comes to mind is Mass Effect Andromeda.
Not even the 9 circles of hell, Greek mythology’s Tartarus, nor the home dimension of Cthulhu would hold this disaster. Instead it would just need to be put into a black hole to shred into nothing forever and forever on repeat.
It’s ruined forever, you can’t unseen Disney Star Wars, the cannon is ruined. It was ruined the day Disney took over, we just didn’t know it. I retconned Disney Star Wars, but I am just pretending. The sequels were made and I saw it, I had to forced myself to see the last one and it was a mistake. My point is, it’s out there. I haven’t seen anything since ROS and I am no bigot, I just gave up.
Wait what?! A lightsaber whip? That was A JOKE in a german sci-fi comedy 2 decades ago. Dream/Spaceship Surprise - Period 1... God even that movie's title aged great in 2 decades.
They simply tripled down on toxic ideologies to people who don't care about those ideologies. It's like people ordering their favourite meal in a famous restaurant and the new cook simply makes you something you specifically said you don't want. And he does this 10-20 times. Now my question is, why are we still talking about SW. It's beyond dead.
Lieutenant: Commander stop sending our troops into the meat grinder Commander Kennedy: Did we win? Lieutenant: No but- Commander Kennedy: THEN SEND IN THE TROOPS
@@dustydd this is more accurate... they'll do anything to reach those few viewers who consume this puke... and I know as much as most ppl out here want to believe they don't exist they really REALLY do.. there are human beings legit consuming this
I really don't think it's that clever. Granddaughter Disney is as woke and progressive as they come and I'm sure she's making sure her Indians try a make as much propaganda as possible and be damned about profits, Disney has heaps of money, right.
The dumbest self serving line is "there's no place in the galaxy for people like us!"?
Huh, every variety of alien literally drinks in any pub.
Yeah but they're so GAY and everybody wants a piece of their ASS! All those creeps RUIN the galaxy!!
Star Wars: Pretty much the most cosmopolitan sci-fi fantasy ever made.
Cause there’s no where in the Star Wars canon where opposing theories on force usage cause disastrous Outcomes, like are you serious? It’s like 40 women who use the force in a way the Jedi don’t like, yah I think they may feel persecuted by the Jedi way.
@@SkOrPiOnXTCSo why do they then live in a huge fortress that anyone can find? Why do they allow the jedi to test them?
@@SkOrPiOnXTC Except the Jedi never persecuted anyone, except the Sith, if you insist on calling fighting an ancient evil "persecution". Don't try and defend this shit.
If people still aren't convinced that Kathleen Kennedy is literally producing these shows out of pure spite to the fandom, then nothing will convince them.
_"Make fun of me on South Park, huh? You think I 'put a chick in everything and make it gay and lame?' You people haven't seen how low I can go!"_
Very true. It's all deliberate at this point.
Agree its just pure spite now. guess kk never got over being the coffee girl
Unfortunately they don’t. I’ve seen some ppl defend this trash ep after ep cuz they’re into it enough to put up with the metaphorical eye poking and disrespect to the fandom and particularly the male corner of it. Anyone who thinks this show is a masterpiece is part of the mindless zombie herd controlled by Lesbian Headlarge
Its nothing to do with spite you must have noticed the whole of society is having this nonsense pushed on them from every orifice of big business and government, she's just playing her nasty little part in a nasty big plan.
Finally someone said it! It feels like she’s purposely pulling all these moves to teach the “whiny fans” a lesson after all those years she had to be Lucas’ lapdog
The majority of the budget went to bribe the critics to give it good ratings.
Sotrue, now… The Pensuke Files is far better than that garbage
Sadly, this actually makes a lot of sense... I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's the case.
Critics / media outlets are simply too afraid of being canceled to agree with the actual fans.
Money laundering, probably.
@@nightmaresquad7453 and Disney is too afraid of being canceled to make a decent piece of media
Just because they keep adding "Star Wars" in their titles does not mean their projects are really Star Wars.
Exactly right…this isn’t STAR WARS!!
@@kevingipson9293 you are correct. It’s woke wars. 😂
The 90's: did not notice characters race.
the 20's: race is the plot
So true. In the 70s and 80s (probably before) we grew up being told that color didn’t matter - and we believed it and took it to heart. Race was well on its way to becoming a complete non-issue before certain people realized that they could wield political power by pretending it was still 1950 in the South, everywhere, all the time.
Can’t/didn’t keep any of your political promises? Just pretend you’re fighting the KKK.
There were hardly any blacks in the 90's and virtually one or two in the originals. So you're full of shit.
indeed, did not notice because 90% were generic white guy number 3
@@ChinoWantanyeah looks like you spent too much time noticing. this show was made for you then go enjoy it.
@@grimey666 no, the show is bad. but is not bad because the casting nor "politics" aka the message as u ppl call it XD
After a 12 year battle with cancer Star Wars has passed away.
Oddly enough 10 years ago I was in chemo and the news came out that JJ Abrams was hired to direct "the next SW movie". I was excited and surviving to see a new SW movie was just one of many motivators for me to keep fighting hard.
And I saw it. And I thought "ok, it wasn't great. JJ Abrams didn't take any risks....no surprise there. But he said NOTHING meaningful about Luke Skywalker and the New Republic. This is odd???"
The The Worst Jedi came and crapped on it all.
Outstanding. I give a soft pass to VII - it had potential. VIII was unforgivable, destroying Luke's arc. IX was a travesty due to acts of God, but Kathleen Kennedy set the future tone at the end with the "kiss".
I don't see a good episode of SW from 1983
@@jkdbuck7670 give TFA the benefit of the doubt, it was one of the reasons why you're still here today! i'd say that's a W in itself :)
They keep resurrecting it just to shit on it and kill again
My belief is that at least 100 millions of the budget went directly into Leslye and her green wife's pockets
pockets? is that what they call them now?
There was a report by one of the UA-camrs stating that Kathleen Kennedy and the main show writer at lesbian person is funneling money because the show is $180 million but all writers, production quality, does not equal $180 million
100% money laundering lol
Nobody watches this garbage anyways, it’s all fake numbers. Artificially insisted.
Fat Jedi; If you can't say no to a doughnut, how are going to say no to the darkside?
Plot twist: the darkside has doughnuts.
Tbf for that one fat monks is a trope that goes back to the days of King Arthur. Back in the day it was a criticism of the opulent life that clergy often lived as opposed to the pious life they were supposed to be living.
Jediabetes
@@ezraho8449Eastern monks are not western clergy
"Anger is not the way of the Jedi" = FALLS OVER.
Vader to Luke on Bespin: "If you only knew the power of 1, the power of 2 and the power of many!"
Now I'm picturing Vader doing the stupid hand movements while saying a long drawn out "maaaannnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy". How evil and menacing 😂 🙄.
Vader wouldn't say that because it would guarantee Luke jumps
ua-cam.com/video/vFEFjy44f4A/v-deo.htmlsi=MWVd_DRbYzXdhlUg someone made video about that
Has anyone seen the parody video where this literally happens? Check it out
@@RespectableSpectaclesomeone did this in an opening to a video and it murdered my sides
After watching the acolyte I've made a careful decision......
I'm turning to the darkside, I'ma help Palpatine destroy Disney
Now i see why Palpatine wanted to kill his granddaughter and kylo, he wanted to remove the tumor from star wars head, but now it is too late, star wars is no more but female witches making force babies, HOLY FUCKING GORD, I WANNA FUCKING HEADBUTT A WALL IN ANGER!
Disney stop, we must!
But Disney is the darkside, they just said that Ray skywalker is the heart of star wars ,even tho she is a palpatine not a skywalker hahah
I’m siding with Rey. Sure she’s a Mary Sue, but I don’t hate her. Somehow Palpatine returned… and I’m joining his cause.
Palpatine IS in charge of Disney.
Watching this era of Star Wars feels like seeing a homeless, mentally ill drug addicted person that you used to be friends with in school. You still remember the old times, you feel sad for the state they are in now, but they are too far gone for you to help them. It is best for eveyone involved for you to just move on.
In Feloni we trust
Best comparison I’ve seen
@@LilSleepDoctor I was just using this to explain to my friend the state of Star Wars and why I'm down with them.
@@champreed9721 yeah i was thinking of copy and pasting this comment into my friends dm's
Don't make faulty analogies to justify your past decisions -- a homeless, mentally ill, drug-addicted person could still be salvaged, even if it took a miracle. Star Wars, on the other hand, cannot.
Anakin's "I don't like sand" Is elevated to poetry by the horrible "the power of 1, the power of 2, the power of many" Of the Acolyte
EXCUSE ME it's: Mannnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@@Joe_P 🤣🤣🤣
Amen to that.
You forgot to mention that a fortress made completely out of stone somehow burst into flames in a matter of minutes
Clash of Clans ahh logic
@@Zatoichiisimmortal35 hello random user on the internet who doesn't know jack about building made out of pure concrete or stone
@@Zatoichiisimmortal35 who built and fitted the computers?
@@ArariaKAgelessTraveller hello doofus on the internet spewing word salads… for one, it didn’t show it bursting into flames… they showed specific areas on fire. So, what exactly are you on about?
@@Zatoichiisimmortal35 you are unbearably naive
Wise old woman:
“You have two outcomes to this: either they pass the trial or they fail the trial”
How insightful, wise old witch
Witnessing a coin toss might have killed her.
Can I make it any more obvious?
A Jedi was killed with a pocket knife. Yoda is rolling in his grave.
The jedi order, weak they have become. Rest I must...
Dear Jar Jar, I owe you an apology. When we first met, I thought you were as bad as it can get. I was wrong. Very very wrong.
Come back Jar Jar we are so sorry...
Disney made me like Jar Jar Binks, and I will never forgive them for that
Nah, Jar Jar still sucks. One big turd next to a small turd does not change the small turd into a burrito
Jesus christ I never thought about it but you're right. Those were simpler, happier times when jar jar was the worst thing to happen to starwars.
I took my grandkids to see the 25th anniversary showing of Phantom Menace, and it was way better than the current Star Wars "content".
"Trinity makes the smart move and decides to die" is my favorite take on this show.
Yeah, her being in the flashbacks makes me sad, as that required her to do more work.
Well at least she didn’t stay too long in this nonsense, probably been disconnected on time from this type of matrix
Trin is not really gone...she will be reincarnated as an avocodo and summon Neo to enter the Force Matrix to rid the entire universe of bad Star Wars films and series......the movie will be called Matrix Destroyed:Operation Mickey Mouse.............
She just went back to the Matrix.
It’s like a bully taking a kid’s skateboard and breaking it in half.
The bully doesn’t know how to skate he just didn’t want the kid to have fun.
Thats exactly what its like. This shit gotta be on purpose. It makes no fucking sense.
If kathleen kennedy can't get fired after this dumpster fire. That woman has more plot armor than Rey did
She obviously has some pretty serious blackmail against some powerful people.
Ummm
Genuinely can't believe the "power of many" scene made it to screens. Every single employee who contributed to that and never stopped to question it should never be employed again. You know what's worse than the dumpster fire itself though? The thousands blindly defending it because quota met = successful product now.
I'm convinced these new Disney Star Wars shows are all just a money laundering scheme.
There really is no other explanation for wasting millions like this.
Considering theyre likely still trying to recoup the purchase, the theme park, the hotel, Disney+, it makes sense.
Lots of money moving in and out Ukraine and Israel right now
The way I look at it, they need to release a set amount of films each year to maintain the IP ownership, they have no clue what they are doing, they just know SW is a massive cash cow and to let it go due to lack of good ideas would be insane so instead let's just pump out garbage every few months so our investors get a nice check and we can keep getting paid
Just so it’s clear all these big 200 hundred million dollar movies and shows are money laundering fronts. It’s called Hollywood math and has a long history
The best joke I’ve seen so far…
Disney have made a show where even in a galaxy far, far away…the black kids still haven’t got a father!
whoever came up with that one . I Sir salute you
holy shit the jokes write themselves lmfao
@Based_Gigachad_001Right? The script reads like an absurd parody someone would make to make fun of Disney Star Wars. But no, this an official Disney product and they’re being completely serious.
Good one! As was said, the jokes write themselves.
Thank you for wearing your racist sentiments on your shoulder.
Hey Disney, instead of a hundredth story about Jedi, can we please have:
- A series about a bunch of podracing fans who take loans from shady space mafias to build up their dream racing stable and have an underdog trajectory over several championships while trying to navigate the cutthroat landscape of podracing, between high-adrenaline races, search for sponsors and funds and merciless concurrence
- A series about a bunch of misfit civilian pilots who are forcefully taken by the Empire and made into a TIE squadron to compensate the pilot horrendous turnover where they need to learn to work together under the threat of death at war, and organize a daring escape towards the Rebellion who trains them as an X-Wing squadron but distrusts them because they might be double agents
- A medical investigation series about a space Doctors Without Borders NGO who do their best to treat victims of imperial raids, scramble to find first necessity resources for space refugee camps and push back against wacky alien sickness outbreaks
These ideas are on me, there is so much more to tell in this universe in every genre!
But jedi stuff is only reason i watch it.this new stuff is horrible.obi wan and luke and yoda are my only reasons to watch.
Nice try, but we all know that there is a jedi exile among the podracing team who uses the force to turn the tides of the race in their favor, and the team is incredibly disappointed because they thought they won from their own efforts/merit, which leads to a tale of broken friendships.
-A bunch of misfit civilian pilots? Really? You know damn well that there's atleast the son/daughter of a high profile rebel leader within that group who have a dialogue standoff between their beliefs that war is wrong.
And one of them really is a double agent which will be the person you expected it to be all along.
-A medical investigation series would turn out that one of them is a sith sympathizer/student who is experimenting on the refugees to see how the sickness evolves and how it can become resistant to the different treatments that the team comes up with.
And naturally it's the gay love interest of the main protagonist.
@@Dragunaw stop giving them ideas
Liking em!
Honestly?
Just write this shit yourself. You'll probably find your own fans and do much better than any shite Disney could churn out.
I never thought we'd ever see a Star Wars show so bad, we'd be begging for Jar Jar to come back.
And yet here we are.
Her name is Osha and her family died because they didn't have a fire extinguisher. That's how dumb it is 😂
The best part was when Leslie Headland said “it’s Acolytin time!” and locked desperate young actresses into the office of her former boss and threatened them with legal action if they ever spoke out about what happened in there
cool one i heard was some interviewer ask her something cant remember what . and She said oh i never heard that ...best response was Yeah like the Screams for help coming from young girls from your Bosses office...
I bet she got employee of the year for all her hard work.
😂😂😂😂
Now, that's VERY cynical of you. Have you considered that she could simply be the kind of Personal Assistant that doesn't know what her boss is doing or where he is or whom he's meeting?
I assume this guy is attempting sarcasm? ^^ sorry mate, your position is unclear…
Us" Why are they doing this? What do they want?"
Alfred" Nothing. They just want to see the Star Wars universe burn"
Agenda first, last and always!
It's pure spite. Nothing else can explain it. Nobody is that incompetent.
me: don't care, Star wars died when Lucas solid the IP
Uh, I believe the correct quote is " Some lesbians just want to watch the world burn" or something to that effect.
The new generation will be so 🏳️🌈 @@JCLoud-ix9jj
I love how they completely forget about Jyn Erso, Leia and Padme when they say Star Wars has never had prominent female leads.
Because they don't know shit, just like that idiot who said Anakin blew up the Death Star. They could care less and yet they call us every dirty name in the book for not liking their crap.
Or Mon Mothma. You know, the FUCKING LEADER OF THE REBELLION
or fuckin ahsoka????
Mara Jade's story would have been great for the big screen, I'll never forgive disney for not using the eu...
When Cal Kestis, a pretty conventional Star Wars protagonist by all means, feels like a breath of fresh air, you got a problem.
the worst part of all of this is the fact that there are legions of people defending this, and they ACTUALLY think it is a good show. That's scary to me
Some people are easily impressed
I don't understand the hate for The Acolyte, I think it's the best comedy of 2024
Xd
"Lesbian Space Witch Conception Ceremony"
LMAO!!!
yaaz yaaz
Step 1: Declare the Force female.
Step 2: Establish female-exclusive Force cult.
Step 3: Force the Force to be male to fulfill your female needs.
Step 4: Laugh maniacally.
Yeah, you’re just mad that a whole swath of women have decided that they don’t want to have sex with you!
I find the whole “Lesbian Space Witches” meme to be disappointingly childish.
@@duncanmcneill7088 Cool. I find what these people have done to Star Wars to be disappointingly soulless.
This is actually worse than She-Hulk.
Literally nothing is worse than She Hulk, or Velma. But this is a good contender for Worst Show of 2024.
@@MarvinPowell1 Oh this is way worse than She-Hulk. Be honest.
I thought that chanting scene was a glitch that showed Hocus Pocus instead of Star Wars.
Just as bad tbh
BIG TIME THE ACOLYTE THAN SHE-HULK DISNEY'S PLUS SHOW HOT 🔥GARBAGE.
@@MarvinPowell1 you should watch more shows.
I canceled my Disney+ after watching this episode, follow suit people
That's a little extreme for me. I still like the older stuff. Plus just before the 90's renaissance, Disney wasn't producing great stuff. They can come back again.
When Tarantino was asked why not cast Michelle Yeoh for “Kill Bill,” he answered that no one would believe Uma Thurman could beat Yeoh. Did they really think Trinity could be killed by that girl-let alone with a paring knife?
Tarantino once answered "Who's they?" when asked about how he get away writing what he want without "them" going after him.
"They" are the wokes morons supporting Disney or inside of Disney
My grandma told me that Anakin was born black and was too gay to be a Jedi.
Lmao 🤣
In reality Padme found out that Ani and Obi clapped cheeks and hence why... XD
Well, Vaders was half black at least.
‘There was no father’ > ‘has a black dudes voice’
I’m just sayin 😅
I see what you did there.
and luke was actually his lover but he got controlled by sith to believe he was his son
As a Hispanic male I don’t need my heroes to look like me, while it’s cool when they hire a Mexican actor (Andor) I like that his ethnicity has nothing to really do with his personality. I feel both represented and not pandered to!
I also believe it’s made extremely irrelevant by the fact that Star Wars takes place on a galaxy-wide scale, and very far away from earth. There should be no overlap in Star Wars stories with real world issues, such as race relations. You’re telling me that humans who regularly interact with anthropomorphic slugs and other strange, even grotesque looking creatures still discriminate against their own kind for just being slightly different shades? Yea, no. Star Wars never had an issue with multiracial casting, Lando calrissian is the best example of this. But of course, it’s not historical unless _they_ do it, so the fact that Star Wars was never exclusive with casting is conveniently ignored.
I'm also Hispanic yet I don't care at all for an uninteresting side character's story arch. His ethnicity means nothing to me. I just want real Star Wars, not a woke desecration of it.
right!!!! the implication by the leadership at Diz-nee is that non-caucasians don't care about story, narrative arc, character development, conflict and redemption...just shrieking representation.
@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBroEXACTLY!!!!
Shame Diego isn't as based.
Feel like everyone is overlooking the fact that Spice in Star Wars is a hardcore narcotic, it adds a whole other dimension to ‘what’ is being said in this ‘production.’
Yup 👍 Just watch The Pensuke Files instead, much better
I think it’s actually that the writers don’t know anything. They think spice is just space weed so they can be edgy with space edibles
"I grew up thinking I couldn't be a Jedi, because there were no jedi who looked like me in Star Wars"... Bro Mace Windu was basically the head of the entire Jedi order since you were 12 years old (I couldn't believe he was in his mid 30s till I checked). It was impossible to get away from promotions with Samuel L Jackson swinging his purple lightsaber back in the early 2000s. Not to mention that Darth Vader himself was voiced by a famous black actor, perhaps the most iconic movie character voice on earth.
I know Disney is just feeding them these lines and I actually feel bad for the actors because I feels like Disney is offering them up as rage bait for free promotion. Why they have decided that drumming up "hate views" is the right strategy I don't really know.
Diversity is Ewok, Jabba the Hutt, R2D2, etc. Monsters, creatures and humanoid that are so diverse it cant be found on earth. All played a vital and memorable role in the movies.
That chant is going hard after "The Sea is Always Right" cringe
A much more realistic sailor's chant would be "The Sea is a Treacherous Bastard!"
Ha! That’s exactly what I was reminded of.
I love this line. An example of a dumbass's attempt to sound smart. The arrogance of these talentless hacks who think they can outdo the master.
she's a C alright.
@@joejoe2658 The she is always right.
They beat the dead horse until it was nothing but a pile of dust and then collected the dust to flush down the drain so there was nothing left thats salvageable
I'm sure Kathleen has a strainer somewhere in a dark place that can strain out the dust, mold it into a money grab, and when even the mold could be flushed down a black hole, I'm sure Darth Eiger would simply use the force to beat that dust yet again.
I don't care what they tell you in school, R2D2 was a lesbian.
And the director was Harvey Weinstein’s personal assistant
And Anakin destroyed the Death Star
My grandma told me R2 was black too !
@@maximeliusnah he's chinese
EXCELLENT WORK. THE MOVIE CYNIC HOT 🔥 GARBAGE THE ACOLYTE SERIES DISASTER
@@maximeliusr2d2 identifies as an attack helicopter.
I cannot be the first person to have pointed out that, “I never thought I could be a Jedi“ is more like “I never thought about being a Jedi, in fact, I don’t even know what a Jedi is, actually I’ve never even watched one minute of Star Wars”
I love how the jedi lady in the first episode, a superhuman force master, is killed by a knife so small that a normal human would almost certainly survive. That thing barely made it through her robe, and its gotta go through her muscle and fat tissues and hit a vital organ to do anything.
"The She-Hulk of Star Wars."
Ouch.
The power of three, the power of four, the power of five, the power of six, the power of seven, the power of fuck me...
lol !!
It took me a full five minutes to stop laughing enough to catch my breath when the singing lezbeans brought out that spectacular gem of pure ridiculousness…
Dyznee isn’t worth watching.
direct quote from me in 9th grade using the pascal's triangle on the optional mathematics specialty course
THE POWER OF SEVEN is what Disney originally planned to title WISH ... 😛
@@AdLockhorst-bf8pz Interesting...
The power of one: Push out the message
The power of two: Push out the message
The power of many: Push out the fans.
I want gay people that were Star Wars fans in the past to speak out loud if they like this Star Wars better than the old movies.
I BET they would love to get back to the old Star Wars days.
Gay Star Wars fan , I feel like Id prefer an important character that just happens to also be gay would be way more meaningful and the show actually looks so low budget and lastly every single character is beyond stupid
@isaiahpillman7704 we got a gay romance in Andor. And no one batted an eye because it was between two actual characters. We knew both of them and why they were together. What their relationship was based on and who they were as people. So being gay didn't matter.
It makes Jar Jar's performance deserve an OSCAR !
I’m handing one out to Rey. I buy her as a hero and think she has more to relate to than any characters in Acolyte.
This crap cost more than 10x Godzilla Minus One.
I still believe in the money laundry scheme theories
Goes to show that you can't buy good writing.
@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon Lmao, so funny n so sad
You’re just reminding me that I could be rewatching Godzilla Minus One. You know a movie with likable characters.
@@Kiyoone ahem ESG ahem Blackrock
Disney: We made Star Wars, except more black and gay. Where are you guys going? ...guys?
Naah don't pull the "black" card we been part of the franchise stop it !?
The sexual preference thing isn't new either it's just not what straight people are used too but please don't use the color of skin in a galaxy far far away wit millions of aliens as your excuse for uncomfortably 😡
You guys shouldn't watch it !!
Criticizing every lil thing makes you look silly just dont watch
I never wrote paragraphs on why i didnt like a certain episode of golden girls i just didnt watch😅😅
This guys not a SW fan he's a punk ass hater and his voice is soo annoying so guess what
No click
No follow
I don't ever have to listen again
😂👋
Ladies in the group: I'm not offended by the term guys... I'm apathetic to what you keep inserting into the franchise thinking it'll draw me in. We... Hate... what you have done to our heroes and we're not happy with how you treat the female fans of the franchise.
KK: Screw them, the stakeholder audience is all that matters.
The problem is that people still watch this shit, the "hatewatching" mentality prevents this trash products to bomb like they should.
You forgot robosexual. Because they just had to ruin Lando somehow. 🙄
People aren't leaving because of black or gay people bro. It just sucks, and it sucks more that they constantly try to use minorities as a shield when they put out a bad product.
Torbin is a young Jedi when he meets the withes and 16 years later, he's got powers exceeding everything what we have seen so far in Star Wars. Even Yoda or Palpatine couldn't create impenetrable force field like he did !
he was in a deep state of meditation and had apparently been practicing literally only that. I'm sure if yoda or palpatine WANTED to do this they very well could and probably with much less practice
furthermore we literally see characters use the force to stop blaster fire, explosions, lightsaber swings. this is really not that far fetched :|
It wasn't a force field, it was a soy field.
@@muznick hmm, yesss...the power of soy is strong with this one.
While I understand your point, saying "not even Palpatine could do that" was pretty silly. The lore is solidly established that Palpatine not only learned and could use, but literally MASTERED, every... single... possible... Force ability. And every Lightsaber form.
Sidious ripped black holes in Space Time, mind controlled trillions across the Galaxy, and controlled Force Storms in space to destroy planets. As well as conquering death to Essence Transfer his soul over and over (or in Disney canon, once. But still...).
There's no Force Power that Sidious and Grandmaster Luke (the EU Luke, at least) couldn't use. They are the absolute epitomes of mastery of Dark and Light, respectively.
Everytime I think of starwars, I just think about that line from the godfather. "Look how they massacred my boy" 😩
They get upset for people having so much hate, yet they are making a ''story'' that forces almost any fan to give up on the star wars franchise in general
Star Wars has never been pure Sci-Fi. It was conceived as a synthesis of the more compelling elements of the Tales of the Round Table (and Merlin), Asian martial arts films, and Westerns. The producers of the Acolyte seem to have never seen the Seven Samurai, read the tales of King Arthur, read a science fiction novel, followed comics, or watched any original Star Wars films, and prove it by their references in interviews. Ratings disaster was inevitable. It isn't us!
It would've been bad ass if Jedi Trinity and the main antagonist went in hand to hand force combat. That would've been bad ass. Then have a lengthy talk with the second Jedi and convince him to off himself without attacking first. This would show she was studying the Jedi she was taking out.
Star Wars was never sci-fi in any sense. It's a fantasy that is set in space. It's closer to LOTR than it is to Star Trek.
@@davorzdralo8000It is primarily space fantasy in world building and visuals, but it does share a lot in common with space opera. It was directly inspired by Dune, which is somewhere on the same spectrum, but closer to pure SF than Star Wars.
The OG was about American imperialism and Nazis. In that way, it's a lot more like Star Trek than Camelot. The LOTR was a product of its time, but it wasn't meant as a critique or allegory of WW2 or fascism. All of Lucas Star Wars always was. Palpatine seizing emergency powers was a direct response to what was going on in the US at the time.
Wow… that is a lot of assumptions and projections. Should we all start making assumptions about you? I’ll start… I’ll assume that your brain is smooth.
@@Zatoichiisimmortal35 Pro tip: the words “seems to” matter.
The writers are so brain dead they didn't realize that spice in star wars is a alagory for drugs. So at the beginning of the episode when the mother said come eat your spice cakes she essentially saying come eat your cocaine cakes! Actually that would explain a lot about the dumb witch coven.
I mean, their mother is willing to force push them to the ground where they could have easily hit their heads on the sidewalk behind them and expect them to join their coven on fear of exile.
No spice cake is a duneism star wars rips off anything from science fiction.....
Uj'alayi, also known as uj cake, was a traditional Mandalorian dessert consumable by Artiodacs. The sticky-sweet brown cake was filled with a variety of cream-colored nuts and dried fruit, and it was infused with a sweet spiced syrup that kept the dense cake moist. the recipe of which has gotten into hands of non mandalorians, like a single google search would show you’re kinda an idiot
"Attack me * voice trembling * with all your strength..!" Such a pure vein of cringe, I'm speechless
IKR?
"A Jedi must have fear, surprise, and intimidation on their side. If any one element is lacking, it is best that you retreat."
-Count Dooku
*The only reason I'm grateful for this show is because it proves affirmative action hires can ruin literally anything.*
Largest, most hard-core fan base of all time? A basically infinite universe with infinite creative possibilities, and HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS of plot? Give it a few years. They'll flush 99% down the toilet, to make 1% happy. Reminds you of a certain country you once loved, no?
Then they'll sit there and call you a bigot or an idiot if you don't enjoy being forceded garbage.
Imagine learning a new language just to act in The Acolyte.
I’ve been writing Star Wars fanfiction for 8 years. I used to get a huge bump in hits whenever a new movie/show came out. These days, I barely get any hits in general and no bumps when this garbage drops. The fandom is DEAD
@@theMobileJourno sounds like the dawn of a new hope...feed it all the good stuff and bypass this 180 million dollar poop.
what about the bump from carrie fishers coke finger?
When i got home my steps felt squishy. Something smelt bad. I raised my foot to see what I had stepped on. It was Star Wars
Just one episode of this abysmal show was twice the budget of a new hope in 1977.
it wasnt called that in 77.
@@joejoe2658Star Wars
@@joejoe2658 ok, thank you. We also know Star Wars.
P.T. Barnham once said 'There is no such thing as bad press'. I hear episode 3 had decent ratings just because people came to witness the train wreck. The Acolyte deserves the fate of Velma season 2, Outrage devolves into indifference and you just walk away.
Well… bye.
They do it on purpose, controversy sells.
100%! Why are people watching this show? Why give Disney the views? Why give them all this free publicity? Just ignore everything by Disney - none of it is canon and none of it is Star Wars. It's just trash - don't even hate watch it, don't give Disney the satisfaction.
I hope they’ll make an Acolyte season 2. That means more Disney money down the drain
@@mikesmithz some people watch out of curiostiy
i watched Andor it was fucking amazing while people online were trashing the show and only after time good rep came out
i watched Ahsoka it was okay, while once again people were trashing that show, this time there wasn't a good rep afterwards cuz it was simply ''okay'' show
I can't trust reviews and people online because they are idiots and a huge chunk of them spread opinions that aren't even their own, they didn't even watch it
same goes for game industry, people were talking shit about Overwatch2 paywall, WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT PAYWALL MEANT AND MOST OF THEM DID NOT EVEN PLAY THE GAME, so yeah..... i am gonna watch it and make my own opinion
The franchises we have grown to like have become destroyed. Not by people who are lazy or incompetent or just trying to make a quick buck. They are being destroyed by people who have a seething contempt for the source material and all the fans that appreciate it.
Watched the first 3 episodes, it was so crap that I will be scarred for life. No amount of drinking is going to make that memory disappear.
You SAY It's the apex of trash but one should never underestimate KKs ability to make things even worse.
You know, I've heard that similar sentiment before, but it wasn't in reference to entertainment.😉
He doesn’t know who blew up the Death Star and doesn’t know mace windu exists. ( one of the most powerful Jedi of his time) he has never watched starwars.
Disney probably thought it was a brilliant idea to use that South Park episode as a blueprint for the acolyte
"Character Model ideas for Nintendo...." Oh good heavens that made me laugh!! Nice!!
This is all just a nightmare Luke is having in the Bantha tank from Wampa claw poisoning.
YES
I was walking on the beach and saw a log, and under that log was a tiny stick, and I thought "hmm, that log had a force child!"
Remember the showrunner is Harvey Weinstein's assistant...nuff said.
Yup this exists, this is NOT Star Wars. Sure it has light sabers and Jedi and.. eh. Whatever. It just isn't.
No Skywalker no SW
more like Skinwalker Wars
more like Rebel Moon's doppelganger
That’s how I keep sane. Sequels, Kenobi, BOB, and acolyte are not real they do not exist and they are not the stories of those characters
This is expensive LARPing
The critics reverse review bombed this series from before the first episode...
Kathleen & Disney-“you have turned Star Wars against me”!!
Lucas & Dave-“You have done that yourself. You have let this Disney dark lord twist your mind till you have become the very thing you swore to destroy”.
The Acolyte is beyond horrible.
No worse than much of their other stuff, like Andor, Rogue One or Mandalorian 🤷🏼♀️
Jesus Christ did you even watch andor? It's brilliant
@@fundhund62you would not understand brilliance if it slapped you in the face, smooth brain.
@@fundhund62None of those are bad. You should have mentioned the sequels (7,8,&9). 🤮🤮🤮
@@fundhund62 Andor is great wdym? Have you even watched it? One of the best Star Wars series and 1000 times better than the movie Rogue One. I admit it has a slow start but you have to watch until episode 5 or 6 to get really hooked. It's worth it!
Its like they tried to copy the Nightsisters but took out everything that made them dope as hell and added shit to make them lame.
And gay!
At least Filoni never pretended the Nightsisters of Dathomir were ever morally right at any point. They were always doing sus things like enslaving the Zabrak male population to fight each other to prove their worthiness in their creepy rituals and necromancy.
And zabraks are in Havai, miss maul😂
@@dragonknightleader1No, but he DID pull the "we are oppressed" card as well when the massacre of Dathomir happened.
That poisoning scene.....Master Squid Game asked the local temple Jedi guy to take him to that floating meditating clown, so that's where they were headed...directly to his room.........but Ocean takes a short cut up the first staircase at the main entrance to get to his room and beats them all there, arriving just after he dies.
It's just brilliant writing, all around.
Yeah, I've been wondering about that and you are the first other person I see mentioning it. I suppose they insisted on writing her finding his corpse just to have her blamed for killing him, and whatshisname her friend coming to her defense to prop up some kind of reconciliation between the two despite such scene making virtually no sense.
The moment when jedi master Trinity has problems defeating some hobo with knives
I promise I'll leave a more meaningful comment after I've watched the whole video, but I appreciate the chapter break after the ad, so I know just how many times to hit the right key on my keyboard. I love that more channels are starting to do that. :)
Something about Leslie’s cackling triggers my *”BURN THE WITCH”* instinct
Same.....Burn Her shes in league with Lucifer....................KK
Salem witch trials
Hi@@Redshirtgaming96
@@jackweatherhead8171 hello
Really? Makes me think of L.A. crack heads
"Anakin had no father, he was born of the force"
"The force is female"?
Star wars?
The plot twist: force is male, put lesbian be pregnant is male obrigation right zabraks on dathomir?😂
When Obi-Wan told Anakin "I loved you" after their fight, he truly meant it...
He also told Anakin he was like a brother to him. Inclusivity reaching as far as Alabama.
Nah, he was just acting, something the cast of Acolyte decided not to do.
18:01 "Listen to this fn banger" ....I almost spit coffee out of my nose....lmao
Somehow no one has voiced any frustration at all over a Jedi handing his lightsaber to a child with no intention at all. Emitter just pointing everywhere. Imagine a cop handing his loaded gun to an 8 year old and saying, "Here kid, does this make you want to come with me?" meanwhile she's pointing the barrel at everyone around.
Every time someone asks why I'm mad about stuff like this I always reply "imagine if Disney bought Sex and the City and then turned it into the Expendables... wouldn't you be mad as a Sex and the City fan??"
you'd actually have to be a star wars fan for this comment to be valid incel.
Nailed it!
Or if Harry Potter was sold.
And someone wrote a prequel where a character named, ooh I dunno, Diver Se-Lead, place a hex on Voldemort and make his magic not work on a child with glasses and dark hair.
That would take everything special about Harry and give it all to a new character that is mentioned no where else.
Wouldn't that be God awful? Adding details that not only contradict ALL of the media before it, but taking everything special from pre existing characters to give it to nobody?
This has to be deliberate straight up trolling.
"Power of one' power of two... power of manyyyyyyy" 😂 fuck me, good god.
Imagine the money that went into writing that little ditty. Now imagine how many houses could have been bought out of pocket with it. The rest of us are unable to afford the basic amenities of life while these clowns piss away millions on community theater garbage.
They spent all that money buying critics and overpaying actresses...
And cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine
14:45 This is so real man, about the unbalanced human to alien representation ratio. So many modern sci-fi stories suffer from this BS - one that comes to mind is Mass Effect Andromeda.
Not even the 9 circles of hell, Greek mythology’s Tartarus, nor the home dimension of Cthulhu would hold this disaster. Instead it would just need to be put into a black hole to shred into nothing forever and forever on repeat.
Its the Rings of power all over again
Rings of powers not as bad as this
@@511dydyboth are bad beyond awfulness
@@511dydysauron hot is cringe to Tolkien legacy
@@511dydy yes it is, at least SW always had goofy dialogue and nonsensical moments sprinkled in
I don't care what they tell you in school. Qui gon Jinn was black
The black guy always dies first, huh
and Yoda is a transitioned Gremlin
@@thesolver1970 🤣
It’s ruined forever, you can’t unseen Disney Star Wars, the cannon is ruined. It was ruined the day Disney took over, we just didn’t know it. I retconned Disney Star Wars, but I am just pretending. The sequels were made and I saw it, I had to forced myself to see the last one and it was a mistake. My point is, it’s out there. I haven’t seen anything since ROS and I am no bigot, I just gave up.
Nah the canon remains doesn’t matter what they try to shoehorn in
Kathleen Kennedy and JJ Abrams should never be allowed near Star Wars ever again. And add Leslye Headland to that list.
Add Dave Filoni to the list too
”THE POWER OF MAAAAANYYYYYY” Never have I cringed soo much
So they gave Leslie money to shut her mouth?
Definitely. 180 million didn’t end up on the screen
Wait what?! A lightsaber whip? That was A JOKE in a german sci-fi comedy 2 decades ago. Dream/Spaceship Surprise - Period 1...
God even that movie's title aged great in 2 decades.
The lightwhip was in SW comics since I think the 80's, maybe early 90's. That's hardly the goofiest thing in this show.
Let's not forget that buying poison from the only guy that can supply poison creates an enormous trail for investigators.
They simply tripled down on toxic ideologies to people who don't care about those ideologies. It's like people ordering their favourite meal in a famous restaurant and the new cook simply makes you something you specifically said you don't want. And he does this 10-20 times. Now my question is, why are we still talking about SW. It's beyond dead.
yeah... yeah NO, this NEVER STOPS... because its a military operation and that doesn't end till the mission is won..........
You might want to google the Vietnam war
@@nickm8874 idk wiTF that has anything to do with what I said... also why would you like your own D.A. comment?? yo wth is wrong with you kids man
Lieutenant: Commander stop sending our troops into the meat grinder
Commander Kennedy: Did we win?
Lieutenant: No but-
Commander Kennedy: THEN SEND IN THE TROOPS
@@dustydd this is more accurate... they'll do anything to reach those few viewers who consume this puke... and I know as much as most ppl out here want to believe they don't exist they really REALLY do.. there are human beings legit consuming this
@@nickm8874 hey.... WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT???
Another money laundering scam
I didn't think of that, but that makes total sense. There's a reason behind the trash.
I really don't think it's that clever. Granddaughter Disney is as woke and progressive as they come and I'm sure she's making sure her Indians try a make as much propaganda as possible and be damned about profits, Disney has heaps of money, right.
At this point I wish they just stole it and left the franchise corpse alone
My theory as well - I think China is paying these corporations to purposefully destroy America.
Shades of Mel Brook's "The Producers"...