10 Types of Guitar Students

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2 тис.

  • @NikNocturnal
    @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +4337

    *It way truly painful to make my Axe Fx sound that terrible...*

    • @nalonlefournis
      @nalonlefournis 5 років тому +78

      Nik Nocturnal lol just be glad you have axe fx

    • @someguy7448
      @someguy7448 5 років тому +23

      I hope your ears are ok after that.

    • @robinvanpuyvelde3661
      @robinvanpuyvelde3661 5 років тому +32

      Yeah man, definitely needed more gain imo.

    • @smuleplayz
      @smuleplayz 5 років тому +14

      Nik Nocturnal I’m the dude that always forgot to practice

    • @alexosle
      @alexosle 5 років тому +2

      I just got one and I'm still trying to figure out how go make it sound good lol

  • @enovos3138
    @enovos3138 5 років тому +3822

    maybe I should actually be practicing instead of watching this.

  • @MuhammadKhan-ez1dp
    @MuhammadKhan-ez1dp 5 років тому +2722

    Every one wishes they were a prodigy, but in reality we're all tone destroyers.

    • @NikNocturnal
      @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +239

      ^^^

    • @Bryman_sings
      @Bryman_sings 4 роки тому +176

      *Laughs in Acoustic Guitar*

    • @matthewbehr5725
      @matthewbehr5725 4 роки тому +100

      @@Bryman_sings The acoustic equivalent is the highest-action-ever guy who can never fret chords properly because the strings are an inch off the fretboard.

    • @gavinmorgan8691
      @gavinmorgan8691 4 роки тому +9

      Lmao I feel I'm new then because all I do is make new tones 😂

    • @bran7rko107
      @bran7rko107 4 роки тому +13

      @@Bryman_sings laughs in ukulele

  • @jaegrimm
    @jaegrimm 5 років тому +1728

    I was that student who would come and be like, "look what I learned!"
    Teacher: But did you practice what I asked you to?
    Me:........uh

  • @mattpinkerton6562
    @mattpinkerton6562 4 роки тому +1340

    Before Quarantine: "Yeah I practice five minutes a week"
    During Quarantine: "I've been playing so much my fingers look like mince meat and I have permanent wankers cramp"

    • @samairakapoor234
      @samairakapoor234 4 роки тому +6

      OMG YAAASSSS🤣🤣

    • @lore5751
      @lore5751 4 роки тому +3

      I only practice like an hour or two a day except Fridays every week but I feel like I don’t practice enough

    • @RaurXDberry
      @RaurXDberry 3 роки тому +6

      I just got my first guitar today /amp and school starts in 2 days XD

    • @rx7s.
      @rx7s. 3 роки тому +1

      i was 699th like haha

    • @hectorvillela5445
      @hectorvillela5445 3 роки тому

      @@Haha-Jim same

  • @mynameis3341
    @mynameis3341 5 років тому +2931

    Student-Im too good for lessons
    Teacher-what can you play
    Student-The riff from Smoke on the water

    • @LisforLosers
      @LisforLosers 5 років тому +71

      I feel attacked by this comment 😂

    • @Lantutt202
      @Lantutt202 5 років тому +15

      whats the issue?

    • @Lantutt202
      @Lantutt202 5 років тому +48

      @@drd141 actually, smoke on the water is very complex. featuring never before seen polyrythms and intense sweep picking in the main riff alone. i think you should lisetn to the song in very close detail before you talk smack about it. the metl-your-face shredding in it is not beginner friendly, nor is any riff in that song. i think the commenter was trying to convey that the student was too good for lessons because smoke on the water is in fact the most intense guitar riff known to man

    • @eddyjaytmclashroyale785
      @eddyjaytmclashroyale785 5 років тому +4

      OK guys. What about the solo? Hard to nail the rhythm in the solo. You guys know I'm right.

    • @butthole9580
      @butthole9580 5 років тому

      Hunt Master Fab that song is so hard doe smh respect af

  • @RudyAyoub
    @RudyAyoub 5 років тому +3847

    Smrok om the winter

    • @ChickenFriedBrad
      @ChickenFriedBrad 5 років тому +104

      Dude, that's good but play something else. PLAY SOMETHING ELSE, BRO.

    • @RaphaelNano
      @RaphaelNano 5 років тому +3

      I love you man :D

    • @benqvug
      @benqvug 5 років тому +6

      Bro

    • @elitagle5818
      @elitagle5818 5 років тому +1

      Rudy Ayoub song that love

    • @aarondixon3312
      @aarondixon3312 5 років тому +19

      Shrek on the WonTon

  • @elisecode2212
    @elisecode2212 5 років тому +602

    "i didn't have time for lunch"
    "it's 8 pm"
    "yeah i woke up like an hour ago"
    ok this is me

    • @redcrimson718
      @redcrimson718 3 роки тому +1

      SAME
      "I'm in this picture and I don't like it" lol 😆

  • @zacharytorres5858
    @zacharytorres5858 5 років тому +590

    "I practice a lot, like 5 minutes a week!"

    • @cannedgoodness9633
      @cannedgoodness9633 4 роки тому +30

      I want to go back in time and kick my little 13 year old arse for being this guy.

    • @gamestgamer1144
      @gamestgamer1144 4 роки тому +3

      Me too

    • @marsha4253
      @marsha4253 3 роки тому

      I play saxophone and I didn't played it in like 5 months cause we got into lock down😩

  • @galdrx
    @galdrx 5 років тому +2350

    No slavic students, 3/10, needed more tuning

    • @flint8813
      @flint8813 5 років тому +75

      hello cyka teacher, can i take your car blyat?

    • @leviosbrattie
      @leviosbrattie 5 років тому +82

      Привет. Ты что, охуел?

    • @NikNocturnal
      @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +69

      Next time

    • @MrKuriIIko
      @MrKuriIIko 5 років тому +7

      Oh yeah I'd impress him with good ol' Kino or Grazhdanskaya Oborona

    • @nikolaybelyaev9311
      @nikolaybelyaev9311 5 років тому +4

      @@MrKuriIIko damn right, the 3 chords power is infinite.

  • @TDG9034
    @TDG9034 5 років тому +988

    Self-taught never learned scales because I am a moron. That's me as a student, thank you for coming to my ted talk.

    • @KeyBrute
      @KeyBrute 4 роки тому +4

      me too dude

    • @waddupimjaredim1918
      @waddupimjaredim1918 4 роки тому +32

      self taught squad UNITE

    • @cs3k3
      @cs3k3 4 роки тому +8

      I am a certified STS (Self Taught Squad) member

    • @kenna_krazy
      @kenna_krazy 4 роки тому +4

      Finally, people I can relate to (I’m self taught)

    • @pyb6
      @pyb6 4 роки тому +1

      I know most of the major scales on sax, but almost none on guitar

  • @robotomo4249
    @robotomo4249 4 роки тому +417

    You forgot to add the "shy student who plays too quietly"

    • @raskullsshako
      @raskullsshako 4 роки тому +4

      Me 😅

    • @rinkoshirokane8263
      @rinkoshirokane8263 4 роки тому +20

      ME LOL, I barely turn up my amp when I play my bass I don’t want anyone to hear me 😅 but then I can’t hear it too well either :’)

    • @AIABOVE818
      @AIABOVE818 4 роки тому +27

      the one that palm mutes everything to not annoy anybody kakakakaka

    • @daltonlake3852
      @daltonlake3852 4 роки тому +1

      Did you watch me take lessons?!?

    • @Lostort
      @Lostort 3 роки тому +1

      This is me... My teacher always wondered, why I turn the volume of the speaker down, even tho we were in a basement of a metal café and nobody would care, lol.

  • @gersondombrowski2822
    @gersondombrowski2822 5 років тому +2463

    I am the type of student that goes on youtube 'cause there ain't money to pay for classes ;c sad life

    • @Haooryu
      @Haooryu 5 років тому +156

      Hey buddy dont worry about it i did the same with the shittiest guitar and stiffest strings you can imagine, you had to press so hard and today after all those years i have lots of guitars and i have learned a lot

    • @aether6098
      @aether6098 5 років тому +57

      @@Haooryu you deserve a cookie

    • @Haooryu
      @Haooryu 5 років тому +52

      @@aether6098 im eating cookies filled with rum right now :)

    • @theriffrepeaterjr.3950
      @theriffrepeaterjr.3950 5 років тому +11

      I'm the rocksmith player :-)

    • @goosemn5874
      @goosemn5874 5 років тому +26

      Lessons are aids. I had lessons for almost a year and learnt nothing but simple picking but then when I watched youtube I can play so much more

  • @isrhazan7896
    @isrhazan7896 5 років тому +435

    I was the type that kept saying "I swear I practiced it was easy at home" every time I had to play Infront of him it felt like a test, I could feel the mistakes slapping my face

    • @NikNocturnal
      @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +61

      ^^^^

    • @gigij3920
      @gigij3920 4 роки тому +26

      same, i do it really good at home then i fuck up at the lesson

    • @disapogrom5762
      @disapogrom5762 4 роки тому +18

      @@gigij3920 but teacher definitely see if you've been practiced or not, even if you make mistake after mistake :)

    • @gigij3920
      @gigij3920 4 роки тому +19

      @@disapogrom5762 i hope, cause the way i play makes it sound like its the first time i hold a guitar in my life

    • @normalhumanperson4149
      @normalhumanperson4149 4 роки тому +1

      @@gigij3920same.

  • @KreatorOfDeath1985
    @KreatorOfDeath1985 5 років тому +293

    The Quiet Mumbler is me and i can't stop laughing.

  • @Reavermyst
    @Reavermyst 3 роки тому +65

    When I was learning guitar in high school, we had this hotshot kid who thought he knew everything. refused to do scales or anything theory related until the teacher basically told him to show her how it's done since he's already such a rock star. He did a couple sweeps(okayish sweeps) and the teacher responded by shredding her guitar. That day we all learned she used to be a lead guitarist for a small time metal band back in the 90s xD

  • @emmanueldavid7956
    @emmanueldavid7956 5 років тому +772

    I am the kind of guitar student who don't know how to play guitar

  • @TenaciousJoe24
    @TenaciousJoe24 5 років тому +585

    3:18 whoa no one touches the water bottle! Not even Nik's doppelganger!

    • @jakob894
      @jakob894 5 років тому +1

      Who is the Nik's doppelganger ?

    • @roguebiscuit1707
      @roguebiscuit1707 5 років тому +9

      Mik rockturtle.

    • @floydgtr
      @floydgtr 5 років тому +1

      Geman?

    • @NikNocturnal
      @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +8

      ^^^ I'll fite

    • @FriendzoneLP
      @FriendzoneLP 5 років тому +1

      @@floydgtr Nope in german it's 'Doppelgänger'.
      Doppelganger is an actual english word, which means, that there is a person, that looks exactly like you. Example: Hey Dude, look! That person looks just as you, he's your doppelganger!

  • @IBlack04
    @IBlack04 5 років тому +135

    "Can I have some water, man?"
    "That's my water - "
    "Yeah!"

  • @johnholmeswebb8162
    @johnholmeswebb8162 4 роки тому +64

    When I taught people, most of them just wanted to learn their favorite songs, and I thought they were dick heads.
    Until I remembered that I wanted to do the same thing.

  • @bainmack
    @bainmack 5 років тому +442

    could also be 10 Types of Guitarists NOT IN MY BAND anymore

    • @velvetlies8923
      @velvetlies8923 5 років тому +20

      Dave Mustaine is that you?

    • @NikNocturnal
      @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +35

      Got emmm!

    • @dushk0
      @dushk0 5 років тому

      You got the caps WRONG. (hint: ANYMORE)

    • @bainmack
      @bainmack 5 років тому

      @@dushk0 haha you're RIGHT

    • @rochie589
      @rochie589 5 років тому +6

      Not even the Prodigy?

  • @DzHDNts
    @DzHDNts 5 років тому +263

    The gov can hear you through the SPEAKERS man...
    I'm wheezing

    • @NikNocturnal
      @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +26

      Better watch what u say... they can hear it

    • @DzHDNts
      @DzHDNts 5 років тому +5

      @@NikNocturnal Holy shit bro, these are funny af

  • @alonsocifuentes94
    @alonsocifuentes94 2 роки тому +29

    It's cool that the prodigy is like the most thankful, chilled, nicest dude ever with the little lesson he received c:

  • @kbagel1278
    @kbagel1278 4 роки тому +131

    I was in a guitar class for 6 years, and we hardly learned anything, just what frets are and how to play beginner songs, we didn't learn anything else. After that 6 years and the end of the classes, I quit guitar for 4 years and picked back up on it this year, I've learned so much more on my own than I did in that 6 years of classes

    • @Simon_D01
      @Simon_D01 4 роки тому +17

      Kbagel 12 that really sucks man coz with a good teacher and some real dedication those 6 years could make you a pretty damn good guitarist

    • @castaway3715
      @castaway3715 2 роки тому

      @@Simon_D01 ikr :(

    • @prohunter717
      @prohunter717 Рік тому +1

      Around a decade ago, I inherited my brother's cheap acoustic guitar. Got a teacher, tried to learn over a year but we never clicked and I barely learning anything.
      After that teacher left due to lack of students and I didn't get another one. Once the high E snapped, I just got done with guitars.
      Fast forward in the future, got new strings buy haven't yet clicked yet because the cheapo guitar was fighting me.
      In the middle of covid, took it up again, went through the pain for the 3rd time, later upgraded to a nicer electric guitar and have progressed a lot with online lessons and TABs since then.

    • @marsha4253
      @marsha4253 8 місяців тому

      Bro same, my guitar teacher isn't rlly teaching me anything, i learn most of the stuff myself, he only prints out the sheet music and sometimes plays along💀

  • @freeheadbangs6083
    @freeheadbangs6083 5 років тому +346

    I live to be "The Prodigy"

    • @elisellers6023
      @elisellers6023 5 років тому +3

      Audio Gigilo me too me too

    • @Max-dr6rz
      @Max-dr6rz 5 років тому +5

      I'm kind of the prodigy. My parents say I'm good but idk. I practice 30 hours a week and learn a couple of stuff every week and I keep going over a lot of stuff

    • @survivalstyle9228
      @survivalstyle9228 5 років тому +1

      I am too

  • @MattMadgarr
    @MattMadgarr 5 років тому +73

    I feel personally attacked by the sweep picking dude and gotta go fast dude..

  • @yanderecass2019
    @yanderecass2019 5 років тому +47

    You forgot about the enthusiastic ones!!
    You know.. The ones that are like "TEACH ME ALREADYYY" and are like smiling excitedly through out the whole lesson...
    Also the fast ones who can master all bar chords in just 3 days or something

    • @taylorismylife2997
      @taylorismylife2997 3 роки тому

      Meeeeeee

    • @yungplague5534
      @yungplague5534 3 роки тому +1

      You can master bar chords in 3 minutes

    • @rockkkkckkck
      @rockkkkckkck 2 роки тому +1

      @@yungplague5534 man i wish 😕 it took me two weeks to make the f chord actually sound good lol.

    • @marsha4253
      @marsha4253 8 місяців тому

      Me😅

  • @vandalismflipflops6106
    @vandalismflipflops6106 4 роки тому +98

    Id be the student who brings an acoustc with the D and the high E strings missing

  • @LI-md2cb
    @LI-md2cb 5 років тому +494

    The baked one was me AND my guitar teacher. My boy and I used to not even practice some days, just sit around and smoke

    • @disapogrom5762
      @disapogrom5762 5 років тому +109

      do you pay him for those lessons? lmao

    • @milesnoahel-guindi182
      @milesnoahel-guindi182 5 років тому +3

      Lee Isham goals

    • @LI-md2cb
      @LI-md2cb 5 років тому +17

      @@disapogrom5762 pffff it was highschool, my mom paid for that ahaha

    • @LI-md2cb
      @LI-md2cb 5 років тому +19

      @@disapogrom5762 also Nik liked your reply and not my comment what is this

    • @LI-md2cb
      @LI-md2cb 5 років тому +1

      @Damien Omen TV it looked to me like he was droppin X instead lol

  • @StellarGale
    @StellarGale 5 років тому +83

    Ouch, this hits hard. Especially prodigy part. The fact that it's not applied to me...

  • @imindi6324
    @imindi6324 4 роки тому +29

    I’m the type of student that-
    Oh nvm, I’m teaching myself guitar....

  • @cameronbonsall3083
    @cameronbonsall3083 5 років тому +30

    It would actually be amazing to have nik as a guitar teacher

  • @mikkasnyders5563
    @mikkasnyders5563 5 років тому +120

    "i can't be good because i need better gear"

    • @NikNocturnal
      @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +27

      ^^^ YES

    • @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
      @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 3 роки тому +14

      I'm teaching this girl right now and ALL she wanted to talk about was when she could get a new guitar and what my recommendations were. In each hour long lesson she devoted at least a half hour to asking about my guitar, pedals, amp, picks, etc. Never mind that she literally couldn't strum a power chord yet. Within 4 lessons she had a new guitar. I figured, alright, her parents may be pushovers but at least we can get down to the lessons now...nope! She's waiting to get that Marshall amp and an overdrive pedal before she can play!

    • @hellishlycute
      @hellishlycute 3 роки тому +1

      yeah meanwhile my teacher is scolding me for being good but having bad gear like all the time

    • @fueledbypaintwater
      @fueledbypaintwater 3 роки тому +3

      I'm the opposite. I promised I wouldn't get myself any fancy gear until I at least learn the basics. I just have a squire and a cheap amp rn.

  • @connormcinerney7503
    @connormcinerney7503 5 років тому +38

    "I didn't have time for lunch"
    "But it's 8pm"
    "Yeah, I woke up like, an hour ago"
    That's so me. The time isn't too far off either

  • @hunterking6033
    @hunterking6033 4 роки тому +13

    I was the “failed miserably” type. As a drummer, I was the kid who after 4 lessons was told, “their isn’t anything left for me to teach you. It’s like you had rhythm theory downloaded into your very being.” I’m not a prodigy, but I’m solid. I play by ear and feel and can’t read music. I’m also severely visually handicapped, mostly blind.

  • @colnel1291
    @colnel1291 3 роки тому +5

    I am the type of student that never went to a music teacher, just played his favourite songs and now regrets his decisions.

  • @koaoi9172
    @koaoi9172 5 років тому +297

    turn down the speakers the government can hear you😂😂😂

  • @clockpin785
    @clockpin785 5 років тому +208

    Baked as a brownie is actually my spirit animal

  • @upplsuckimcool16
    @upplsuckimcool16 5 років тому +61

    lmfao.... "So does this make sense to you"
    "Cancer"
    "Wait.... wh-what"?

  • @slimgrym2123
    @slimgrym2123 4 роки тому +3

    I was the student that never practiced and because of that I am still playing at a beginner level 20 years later. Learn your scales kids. Everything goes back to the scales

  • @chr1llee
    @chr1llee 5 років тому +174

    Dude, the last one was freaking sick man! You are a very good guitarist! :)

  • @SynthChris
    @SynthChris 5 років тому +228

    I will say, I do like the different view, it’s nice

  • @plasmakitten4261
    @plasmakitten4261 3 роки тому +28

    No option for "no self esteem, practices 5 times as much as recommended and still thinks they're terrible"? Cause that's every guitar player I've ever met. Maybe cause all my friends are introverted weirdos like me.

    • @AlexYaga
      @AlexYaga 2 роки тому

      That's me when after 4 years of playing I can barely play under a glass moon lol

  • @lucasfazekas7233
    @lucasfazekas7233 4 роки тому +11

    Shows up to metal guitar lesson, "so when do we play sweet home alabama?"

    • @jazzmoon77
      @jazzmoon77 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty much did this... except Neil Young. Was too scared to pick up the electric guitar for a couple weeks.

  • @sk8ordie548
    @sk8ordie548 5 років тому +47

    4:10 i just bursted into tears and couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes straight

  • @hippyhobo6285
    @hippyhobo6285 5 років тому +61

    I'm basically all of them combined except for the "just borrow it" guy. I can't shred like "The Prodigy" but I definitely come up with good riffs, and that gets me constant praise from my lead guitarist, but then he gets disapointed that I don't realize I'm playing in 5/4 lol

  • @tuckercharlesworth4234
    @tuckercharlesworth4234 5 років тому +41

    What you think your playing: 5:01
    Reality: 1:26

  • @willemsaltzpyre7792
    @willemsaltzpyre7792 4 роки тому +14

    I would pay to take lessons from Nick cause I have no idea where to go to learn, plus he is just such a cool dude.

  • @haydendeshe5970
    @haydendeshe5970 5 років тому +25

    I'm definitely the "Gotta go fast" guitar student.

  • @graffitidude7
    @graffitidude7 5 років тому +6

    As much as I love the covers, the more original content like this is really cool and refreshing to see, keep it up man!

  • @Tom-nt2bs
    @Tom-nt2bs 4 роки тому +15

    What was the song that “the prodigy” was playing? Or was it an original?

  • @rotciv1492
    @rotciv1492 4 роки тому +5

    I'm the self taught one who doesn't have any idea of chords, scales or theory in general.
    I just think of a song I like, see if I have the skill needed for that, and learn it with Guitar Tabs.
    My skill right now is in "Ready to die - Andrew WK" level.
    The next one is the "Misirlou - Pulp Fiction (clean notes)" level, which will be followed up by the "Man with the machine gun - Nobuo Uematsu" level.
    Expecting to be there by the next month.

  • @sirjack528
    @sirjack528 5 років тому +72

    Thinking about learning the guitar someday. I’m 17. Should I pull the trigger?

    • @NikNocturnal
      @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +40

      Yes!

    • @hyde4004
      @hyde4004 5 років тому +20

      If you think you're too late, you're not. Go for it.

    • @archieman123
      @archieman123 5 років тому +3

      J Baran I’m 17 started learning around a year ago, done grade 1 doing grade 2 soon good luck

    • @sugarman2640
      @sugarman2640 5 років тому +22

      Pull the trigger, but not like Kurt Cobain.

    • @shannonm7981
      @shannonm7981 5 років тому +11

      You will honestly regret it for the rest of your life if you don't.

  • @striker9726
    @striker9726 5 років тому +56

    Am I the only gear nerd who noticed that stange not-schecter-looking guitar in the backgrond?

    • @tyler_bt3326
      @tyler_bt3326 5 років тому +4

      You aren’t the only one, I wanna know too

    • @connorlowe7979
      @connorlowe7979 5 років тому +1

      That's his acoustic, he's brought it out in a couple videos but I can't remember correctly if it's a Schecter or not.

    • @Kyle-hm7ee
      @Kyle-hm7ee 5 років тому +2

      @@connorlowe7979 it's not his acoustic it's another electric he has but only used it like once in a livestream and his acoustic is a Taylor

    • @connorlowe7979
      @connorlowe7979 5 років тому

      @@Kyle-hm7ee Oh okay, yea on second look you may be right. He mentioned something in his QaA about another guitar that he'd be using soon.

    • @Kyle-hm7ee
      @Kyle-hm7ee 5 років тому +1

      @@connorlowe7979 yeah it's like blue and something I dont remember what company tho mightve been ibanez but dont quote me on that

  • @JonathanT.Nelson
    @JonathanT.Nelson 5 років тому +1

    I've had literally all of these except for the lunch one. Even down to the prodigy being worried about his picking and a simple little fix being what satisfied him

  • @corncobking600
    @corncobking600 4 роки тому +5

    Just realised first clip was Unholy Confessions, that’s amazing I never noticed before

  • @Rudd3r
    @Rudd3r 5 років тому +3

    I get a lovely warm feeling in my stomach every time you put out a new video.

  • @RomanSwak
    @RomanSwak 5 років тому +4

    This is an excellently made video, very funny as well. Good stuff, keep it up!

  • @peaceiszen1466
    @peaceiszen1466 4 роки тому +1

    In between lessons I think I’m the prodigy, but when i have my lessons I watch my teacher play and the only thing that goes through my head is “wow I fuckin suck”

  • @austinriddick4915
    @austinriddick4915 4 роки тому +7

    Me: Yo I want a 7 String. Friend: Bro, you don’t even know how to play a 6 string 😂

  • @rikiishitoru8885
    @rikiishitoru8885 5 років тому +127

    What about the deaf kid, can't believe you'd leave out such an important minority...

  • @flufo
    @flufo 5 років тому +38

    where is that riff from the prodigy from? is it just some original riff you made?

    • @celestialcolosseum
      @celestialcolosseum 5 років тому +1

      i need that riff too, sounds sick

    • @monocyte2210
      @monocyte2210 5 років тому +1

      if your asking for the intro song is Laybyrinth

    • @NikNocturnal
      @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +14

      The intro song in the video is Nik Nocturnal - Labyrinth, but the riff during that part of the video is just something random I came up with :)

    • @westong6819
      @westong6819 5 років тому +4

      @@NikNocturnal damn it sounds so fuckin sick

    • @NotRealAkira
      @NotRealAkira 5 років тому +2

      Should make a song out of it dude

  • @itsk3v.3888
    @itsk3v.3888 5 років тому +2

    3:00 "When you finally got your Sweeps Picking Down" 😂😂😂

  • @virgilioalcozar770
    @virgilioalcozar770 4 роки тому +4

    For the prodigy one, Nik shoulda said, “when does MY lesson start?”

  • @jessicaquarles9310
    @jessicaquarles9310 5 років тому +6

    Awesome Video! As a guitar teacher myself, this is very relatable!

  • @CoolestMcGuy
    @CoolestMcGuy 5 років тому +18

    "The Prodigy", that was me, when getting bass lessons, after i learned guitar

  • @DrThemoWorm
    @DrThemoWorm 3 роки тому +3

    If I remember correctly... I practiced way too little. I was loaded with homework, and my job, so I had the bad habit of putting off practice until maybe the night before lessons or literally half an hour before :D

  • @ivanbautista5311
    @ivanbautista5311 4 роки тому +2

    Dude thank you for making this. It is therapeutic for me cus I deal with these types of students regularly XD

  • @martinhroch344
    @martinhroch344 5 років тому +44

    Bonus: The One That Should Unwind Or Search A Psychiatrical Help
    (also known as The One That Takes Everything Too Seriously and every mistake or moment when the teacher corrects something he does wrong means for him that he is a loser and he disappointed the teacher)

  • @TylerCritti
    @TylerCritti 5 років тому +134

    Who would take guitar lessons at 8 pm?

    • @NivanSharma
      @NivanSharma 5 років тому +13

      I mean I wouldn’t mind

    • @mdurst2009
      @mdurst2009 5 років тому +8

      I had guitar lessons that ended at 8pm before.

    • @johnyang799
      @johnyang799 5 років тому +16

      8pm isn't even late

    • @NikNocturnal
      @NikNocturnal  5 років тому +100

      People who wake up at 7pm

    • @brearenae2444
      @brearenae2444 5 років тому +1

      I used to take guitar lessons at 8 pm before I switched to 7 pm.......

  • @realmrjangoon
    @realmrjangoon 4 роки тому +5

    I was a "Sweep Picking" student. I never asked for it but I always wanted to do random stuff way beyond me lol

  • @tiegefx
    @tiegefx 4 роки тому

    Saw this video, found your channel. Came back here to say I subbed. Nice content bro 💯

  • @davidlapham4959
    @davidlapham4959 5 років тому +56

    I don't have my GED yet 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rylan4795
    @rylan4795 5 років тому +12

    I am all of these. And I am damn proud of it. To summarize these students, I practiced for 3 minutes now teach me how to sweep pick

  • @sweettea8493
    @sweettea8493 2 роки тому

    Ayo, that melody that was played in the beginning was actually very f*cking nice! I wanna hear a full song based on it-

  • @AlexJNef
    @AlexJNef 4 роки тому +3

    as a beginner guitarist i’m impressed how accurately a good guitarist can impersonate me

  • @godlikemusic3762
    @godlikemusic3762 5 років тому +10

    “Dude, how do you sweep pick” brings back some of those first beginner lesson memories

  • @JoseCruz-dk3fi
    @JoseCruz-dk3fi 5 років тому +22

    Baked as a brownie cracked me up! 😂😂

  • @MattorsomethingMattoraomething
    @MattorsomethingMattoraomething 4 роки тому +15

    4:10
    Quiet Mumbler Translation:
    Oh Yeah
    Sorry What?
    No, I don’t know what you have
    Oh yeah, I’m ok sorry eh
    Cancer
    I said do you know how to do that?

    • @synishere
      @synishere 4 роки тому

      I think he said can't Sir

    • @v_7208
      @v_7208 3 роки тому

      I thought he said "can't say"

  • @CDI647
    @CDI647 4 роки тому +4

    Guilty confession, I was definitely the "Practice??" student when I took lessons... That GED joke killed me!

  • @christianfisher2037
    @christianfisher2037 5 років тому +105

    Be honest, how many of you are quiet mumblers

  • @youritake8618
    @youritake8618 5 років тому +36

    Me: *hits from the back first time*
    Her: 5:24 “just move your pickle a bit down”

  • @upplsuckimcool16
    @upplsuckimcool16 5 років тому +3

    I was none of these.... I was the guy who came in with a list of songs I wanted to learn. Me and my teacher got along pretty good....
    Actually come to think of it.. i was the guy who took liek 5 lessons then said "I got this on my own from now on". I didn't do them that often.
    Then i became a prodigy (in my head) having mastered The Basic chords then not playin guitar anymore as if I've mastered it and now I'm on to the next thing.
    I've always done that though..... Do a LOT of different things... get to an intermediate level... then completely quit doing it out of boredom and a sense of accomplishment enough for myself.

  • @thatonecarlbs4406
    @thatonecarlbs4406 2 роки тому +1

    Im the type of student who retains every word my teacher tells me and the one who practices a lot everything the teacher taught me.

  • @Thick_James
    @Thick_James 5 років тому +6

    I wish I had taken lessons. Been playing my whole life, I love it. Theory would have been awesome.

    • @removedacc8140
      @removedacc8140 4 роки тому

      You really don’t need lessons to be a good guitar player 🤟

    • @Thick_James
      @Thick_James 4 роки тому +2

      @@removedacc8140 oh, I'm definitely confident in my abilities to play well. A solid amount of knowledge never hurt anyone though.

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 2 роки тому

      @@Thick_James Nothing is stopping you from learning theory online!

  • @markfetherman9098
    @markfetherman9098 5 років тому +3

    I was the tone destroyer haha. I ended up learning all my old teacher could teach me and I learn through watching channels like yours 😊

  • @FidgetTheMidget8P
    @FidgetTheMidget8P 4 роки тому +2

    Bass player here. I remember in my first group I always wanted to punch the guitar player for either starting too fast//not following the rhythm//not practicing the songs outside of rehearsal. Granted I still had/still have a lot to learn and it may just be that I'm a bassist but it's when you quit being a band player that you get punched

  • @marshallcole2000
    @marshallcole2000 3 роки тому +1

    THIS IS HILARIOUS. UNHOLY CONFESSIONS WAS THE FIRST SONG I EVER LEARNED WHEN I TOOK LESSONS. THE FACT THAT YOU OPENED WITH IT KILLS ME! 😂😂

  • @starrycat6185
    @starrycat6185 4 роки тому +3

    I’m the “trying so hard to learn a single Petrucci solo, and ignoring practicing my scales”
    Like I’m good at guitar but god Petrucci solos are beyond me.

  • @imnotgaybut292
    @imnotgaybut292 5 років тому +5

    Last week I started lessons to have my technique title, but I been playing guitar since 2012 so I can play really well. When I was with my teacher for the first time, he asked me if I knew how to play so I answered him 'just a little'. Five minutes later we were jamming along xd
    Best class ever

  • @juliusfreeman3940
    @juliusfreeman3940 3 роки тому

    Theres also the one that requests a song to learn but already knows the song and corrects the teacher after he gets a note wrong

  • @LikeCarvingACake
    @LikeCarvingACake 5 років тому

    Personally Relatable Material. Props on the subs, my dude! Last time I visited you were in the 50s!

  • @legendarysauces
    @legendarysauces 5 років тому +5

    His voice sounds like colby from sam and colby

  • @KnowledgeIsKey215
    @KnowledgeIsKey215 5 років тому +3

    Done almost all of them, regrettably

  • @XxhocoxgamingxX
    @XxhocoxgamingxX 5 років тому

    in the sweep pick guy every time he asked its like the teacher is like a new person

  • @DM-of7ys
    @DM-of7ys 5 років тому

    Lmao! the intro was so me 3 years ago. Loved it. Good job nick.

  • @crazyhabohacker3091
    @crazyhabohacker3091 5 років тому +3

    I was the PRACTICE??? Student. I didn’t practice and almost never showed up. Now I take responsibility and I’ve gotten so much better

  • @koleweisensel4451
    @koleweisensel4451 5 років тому +9

    In guitar lessons I was the guy who always practiced jenting when everyone else was learning to play basic chord. Yep I was that guy

  • @carlosowens6440
    @carlosowens6440 4 роки тому

    man you memorized al your patreons... sick dude

  • @cynicalx7495
    @cynicalx7495 5 років тому

    The prodigy. The one who can usually get music down after almost only a day of practice.