@@nicolasdhulst1451 Who cares if he's not mentioned with other greats. He's my favourite comedian, that's all that matters to me. The greatest stand up comedian of all time, I can't say as I haven't seen every stand-up of all time. Nobody has.
This tour was just amazing to watch. The show is phenomenal. Never laughed so much at this. The Shetland wind in Scotland is my favourite bit. Billy is just extraordinary and unique in how he tells his story 🤣🤣
It's all piss and wind ....Never truer a sentenced ever spoken ..Love you mate, for making me laugh god knows how many years 🤦♂️and still now on youtube ❤️
We're each on our own pursuit of happiness, and personally my life has got better and better the more I develop my relationship with God. But that's for everyone to find in their own way
Loving the clips! Theres one I've been trying to find I think its from this tour, hes talking to someone in the crowd and mentions something about a footpath and right of way, and then says theyre keeping it free from something, something and effing protestants. I cant find it anywhere
I got the wrong idea of the description. I thought catholic contraception was abusing the choirboys! Silly me, that's must be the catholic fitness regime.
Every christian I've ever met in my life (excluding clergymen) break at least one commandment pretty much daily. That's the part of religion I can't stand. Most religious people treat it like supporting a football team. Doesn't influence their lives at all other than asking their God of choice to fix their problems.
The only difference between a nutcase and a religious fanatic is the nutcase has an invisible friend that lives in his house, a religious fanatic has an invisible friend that lives in the sky! 🤷♂️
I am living proof that there are guardian angels and that there is Divine intervention. Vietnam showed me that - 4 times I came close to death and cannot explain how I survived without it.
My version is very different. I have likewise survived a lot, not in war I don't agree in killing for profit, seperate conversation and not something I blame soldiers for. Mine all resulted from risks I took that usually paid off, but occasionally didn't landing me close to death a number of times. This was to the extent a doctor diagnosed me with 'not knowing how to die.' That was genuinely on my medical notes as something making their jobs more and less difficult. Two of these instances left me with another charming diagnosis, that I wouldn't walk again. Both times I saw people in the same situation praying for god's help, as an atheist I didn't and wouldn't insult their faith by converting for convenience. First intance of this I was back on my feet, walking and back to my preferred sport withing a few months. When I went back to the initial hospital to have some check ups the religious were often still waiting on god so in chairs, while I had accepted this was for me to do so was on my feet. Second instance I had to go in to be assessed because back in my home town I had declined invalidity benefit saying I would recover. They sent me for assessment because they weren't willing to accept I would return to working capacity. I arrived at the hospital and went in to the consultant's room to see a very confused consutant. He thought he had the wrong person until I confirmed my name. He tole me out the person he had on record couldn't walk let alone walk with a push bike. I pointed out this was my walking frame. When he asked if I had walked all the way there with my bike I said that I had cycled most of the way. The issue was impact to hips and knees, so I could ride but not walk. When I was asked how I coped with stopping I told him I leaned right, put my left foot down then brought the weight back. When he asked what I would do in an emergency I stated I would fall off. By the time he got to the standard questions he'd formed an opinion on me and it was an accurate one. So when he asked how far I could walk and was told 1 and a half steps he simply put down his pen and looked at me for an explanaiton. I told him I could take one step, the impact would make the leg I had landed on unable to hold my weight alone so half way through the next step I fell over. Report went back saying basically that the medical assessment of me was correct but if I said I would walk again he was confident I probably would.
...how can anyone waste their fuckin' life praying....get fuckin' REAL!.....we are all alone on this little piece of dust in the fuckin GALAXY!.....JUST ACCEPT IT!!!..............amen🤣
A very religious friend of mine said ;God must have a sense of humour. Otherwise he wouldn't have created atheists.' I am assuming your comment was ironic humour. If so I strongly approve. If it wasn't remember god was depicted as constantly testing faith, so maybe Billy is his latest method.
In My Opinion Billy Connolly Is The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time.
😂🤣🏴
He is without a doubt
Facts
Always get annoyed when he isn't mentioned with other greats, he's my all time favourite as well.
@@nicolasdhulst1451 Who cares if he's not mentioned with other greats. He's my favourite comedian, that's all that matters to me. The greatest stand up comedian of all time, I can't say as I haven't seen every stand-up of all time. Nobody has.
The way this man’s mind works is EXTRAORDINARY!!
Absolutely ❤❤
There's a reason for that.
Love, love love this man's comedy. A true treasure.
Mid 90's was the zenith of his career
@@TheKaiTetley Nonsense.
This sketch just kills me everytime I watch it. Cheers Billy.
It's not a sketch.
This tour was just amazing to watch. The show is phenomenal. Never laughed so much at this. The Shetland wind in Scotland is my favourite bit. Billy is just extraordinary and unique in how he tells his story 🤣🤣
I needed my eyes reopened to this man this year 2021
I love you Billy, your're the tops, I always have a great laugh with you xxxx Patricia
"I would personally like to thank the Catholic Church for the Rythm Method of contraception, which my father used diligently".
It's all piss and wind ....Never truer a sentenced ever spoken ..Love you mate, for making me laugh god knows how many years 🤦♂️and still now on youtube ❤️
You like the free stuff then.
What a funny man go celtic from an Irishman from Australia 🇦🇺
You mean Celtic.
I would willingly die laughing to Billy! He is quite simply the most hilarious person.
This is a prime example of why people on the message boards are known as the lunatic fringe.
He is so right about religion, that is why I am a witch!!!!!
Each to their own I say.
That's a form of religion. Duh.
We're each on our own pursuit of happiness, and personally my life has got better and better the more I develop my relationship with God. But that's for everyone to find in their own way
Wiccans have a Goddess and a God. Know you know! :D
A womb witch?? Those bat shit crazy social media addicts post videos and pictures of themselves covered in period blood. Loooooooooney
Brilliant !!
There isn’t a herd of wild fucking horses, that could make my arse go in that direction …. 😂😂😂!
Absolutely the greatest comedian of all time
Namaste 🙏 thankyou 🙏 God bless 🌙 🙏 💖 🙌 💓 ❤️ 😊😅😮😢🎉🎉😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Genius man!
Loving the clips! Theres one I've been trying to find I think its from this tour, hes talking to someone in the crowd and mentions something about a footpath and right of way, and then says theyre keeping it free from something, something and effing protestants. I cant find it anywhere
World tour of Scotland box set. It comes on after episode 6
@@michaelbanks6003 thanks so much! I'll need to try get hold of it
King of comedy
I got the wrong idea of the description.
I thought catholic contraception was abusing the choirboys!
Silly me, that's must be the catholic fitness regime.
Every christian I've ever met in my life (excluding clergymen) break at least one commandment pretty much daily. That's the part of religion I can't stand.
Most religious people treat it like supporting a football team. Doesn't influence their lives at all other than asking their God of choice to fix their problems.
You should include clergymen.
"I've never met a priest in ma' life who didn't like a large one".
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
Get aff at Paisley 🤔
Funniest man ever
Mr Goodrench , what's obnoxious , religion or the catholic church ???????
Yes.
I like him better with his beard.
PISH and WIND
The only difference between a nutcase and a religious fanatic is the nutcase has an invisible friend that lives in his house, a religious fanatic has an invisible friend that lives in the sky! 🤷♂️
Hahahahaha hahahahaha
He sure does rant about religion a lot to 'not be worried about it'
you should worry about religion, it try to spead itselve like a virus and once it gets great numbers it wishes to have others obey their rules
those religious people can get so annoying , though.
Why should he be worried. He's not ranting, he's pouring scorn on religion.
I am living proof that there are guardian angels and that there is Divine intervention. Vietnam showed me that - 4 times I came close to death and cannot explain how I survived without it.
My version is very different. I have likewise survived a lot, not in war I don't agree in killing for profit, seperate conversation and not something I blame soldiers for.
Mine all resulted from risks I took that usually paid off, but occasionally didn't landing me close to death a number of times. This was to the extent a doctor diagnosed me with 'not knowing how to die.' That was genuinely on my medical notes as something making their jobs more and less difficult.
Two of these instances left me with another charming diagnosis, that I wouldn't walk again. Both times I saw people in the same situation praying for god's help, as an atheist I didn't and wouldn't insult their faith by converting for convenience.
First intance of this I was back on my feet, walking and back to my preferred sport withing a few months. When I went back to the initial hospital to have some check ups the religious were often still waiting on god so in chairs, while I had accepted this was for me to do so was on my feet.
Second instance I had to go in to be assessed because back in my home town I had declined invalidity benefit saying I would recover. They sent me for assessment because they weren't willing to accept I would return to working capacity.
I arrived at the hospital and went in to the consultant's room to see a very confused consutant. He thought he had the wrong person until I confirmed my name. He tole me out the person he had on record couldn't walk let alone walk with a push bike. I pointed out this was my walking frame. When he asked if I had walked all the way there with my bike I said that I had cycled most of the way.
The issue was impact to hips and knees, so I could ride but not walk. When I was asked how I coped with stopping I told him I leaned right, put my left foot down then brought the weight back. When he asked what I would do in an emergency I stated I would fall off.
By the time he got to the standard questions he'd formed an opinion on me and it was an accurate one. So when he asked how far I could walk and was told 1 and a half steps he simply put down his pen and looked at me for an explanaiton. I told him I could take one step, the impact would make the leg I had landed on unable to hold my weight alone so half way through the next step I fell over.
Report went back saying basically that the medical assessment of me was correct but if I said I would walk again he was confident I probably would.
What about those that died.
@@KermitFrogThe
I imagine not a single person read that dross.
@@Tinker1950 Thank you for your post. It brought me back to the video and I enjoyed it.
@@stephenburke5967 Only God can answer that. I was lucky.
One day,Billy, you’ll face a God who doesn’t quite find your blasphemy quite so funny.
Up yours 🤫
If I may quote the great man, himself; Pish and Wind.
And he still wouldn't give a fuck.
...how can anyone waste their fuckin' life praying....get fuckin' REAL!.....we are all alone on this little piece of dust in the fuckin GALAXY!.....JUST ACCEPT IT!!!..............amen🤣
A very religious friend of mine said ;God must have a sense of humour. Otherwise he wouldn't have created atheists.'
I am assuming your comment was ironic humour. If so I strongly approve. If it wasn't remember god was depicted as constantly testing faith, so maybe Billy is his latest method.
Obnoxious that.
What is?
Explain yourself.
Don’t be so hard on yourself.