Billy Connolly - Adjusting testicles - Live 1994

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  • @classactsexpertiseandinspi4815
    @classactsexpertiseandinspi4815 Рік тому +12

    Saw Billy live in Carlow Youth Centre in 1989 and I brought my unshockable Mother, my boss was there too and worried that Billy's language might be too blue for my Mum. The only problem we had was the pains in our tummies from 2 hours of laughter, gasping for breath with tears of mirth falling down our faces. Not one word he uttered was cruel or at anybody else's expense. Thank you Billy for one of the best evenings I ever enjoyed with my late Mum. It did us both so much good at the time.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 2 місяці тому

      A Billy quotation "what is life if you can't laugh at people less fortunate than you."

  • @Boab44
    @Boab44 3 роки тому +34

    Billy Connolly Is The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @cygnus53
    @cygnus53 3 роки тому +111

    One of the greatest comics ever. So sad Billy doesn't perform any longer due to his worsening Parkinson's disease. I wish him all the best.

    • @obiwankenobi9439
      @obiwankenobi9439 3 роки тому +16

      Stop making every video and convo about the man's sickness. Show some dignity and let his other aspects shine.

    • @Field_Marshal_Emu
      @Field_Marshal_Emu 2 роки тому

      @@obiwankenobi9439 yeah, we can't all blame Parkinson and his show for Billy's condition.
      Though, suppose he should be glad the host and show's name wasn't Fournier's Gangrene.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 Рік тому

      ​@@obiwankenobi9439 - you Australians are weird, abbreviating conversation to convo and afternoon to arvo. It makes no sense.

    • @DMKRP
      @DMKRP Рік тому

      ​@@markfox1545 why waste life on complete words and sentences.

  • @Haze1434
    @Haze1434 3 роки тому +65

    Nothing worse than being in a crowded place, with nowhere to hide, and one of your testicles decides it's time to go on an adventure.

    • @solitarysurreal3652
      @solitarysurreal3652 3 роки тому +4

      Oh it's horrific 😂😂😂

    • @1969Kismet
      @1969Kismet 3 роки тому

      If your testicles are able to go walkabout maybe you don't wear the right kind of underpants?

    • @michaelvanhorn3271
      @michaelvanhorn3271 2 роки тому

      The reason for the Kilt.

    • @synthonaplinth5980
      @synthonaplinth5980 2 роки тому

      Outside of them getting pinched in your underwear....

    • @Haze1434
      @Haze1434 2 роки тому +4

      @@waynepantry7023 I shower and change my underwear every morning, so your point is... well, pointless.

  • @carracampbell7789
    @carracampbell7789 11 місяців тому +3

    8 o’clock in the morning and I’ve got tears Rowling down my face😂😂 . Simply amazing thank you

    • @asticou04
      @asticou04 5 місяців тому

      JK?

    • @cyborgbadger1015
      @cyborgbadger1015 5 місяців тому

      @@asticou04 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 3 місяці тому

      You've got JK Rowling running down your face. And at 8 o'clock in the morning.

    • @asticou04
      @asticou04 3 місяці тому

      @@irbennett A month late with the same joke.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 3 місяці тому

      @@asticou04 It was a joke? How can it be a joke if it's not funny. I thought it was just a statement. JK?

  • @julesbyrne304
    @julesbyrne304 2 роки тому +15

    Recall seeing this back in the nineties, every bit as brilliant still after all these years.
    Legend

    • @julesbyrne304
      @julesbyrne304 2 роки тому

      As an afterthought, I've done a few Billy impression clips on my channel, this one's kind of relevant, it concerns the behaviour of unruly testicles on a bus ua-cam.com/video/R7YgAtVIy8I/v-deo.html

  • @solitarysurreal3652
    @solitarysurreal3652 3 роки тому +18

    When you're out in public and you feel the lads starting to wander. It's a wee bit like Bridge on the River Kwai.
    "Stand fast in the ranks!"

  • @enthrallingusername
    @enthrallingusername 3 роки тому +14

    This is my favourite stand up set of Billy's.

  • @rogerpedersen5036
    @rogerpedersen5036 3 роки тому +10

    The greatest comedian and philosoph ever

  • @thorsvensson8172
    @thorsvensson8172 3 роки тому +26

    A comic genius.

  • @randomfpv22
    @randomfpv22 2 роки тому +4

    I’m adjusting mine while watching this

  • @typerexc
    @typerexc 3 роки тому +9

    If you think testicles are a design fault... There's a lot of things to take up with the maker.

  • @eskertoo
    @eskertoo 3 роки тому +11

    Put the boys back in the barracks!

  • @frankiedeans7637
    @frankiedeans7637 3 роки тому +4

    Angel came down from heaven its Billy..

    • @christinecatt5391
      @christinecatt5391 3 роки тому +1

      You obviously don't know Billy very well.
      He is an avowed atheist, and has been all his adult life.

    • @DavidTaylor1602
      @DavidTaylor1602 2 дні тому

      No all his life. ​@christinecatt5391

  • @stellajennings2265
    @stellajennings2265 2 роки тому +2

    Billy your the best i love you stay safe so sorry your not well.❤

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 3 місяці тому

      Billy doesn't read the messages so why bother.

  • @kerrpy24vim
    @kerrpy24vim 2 роки тому +2

    Make wee bags. very good observations. I lost one so i want a glow in the dark one to find my keys.

  • @johncheetham7789
    @johncheetham7789 3 роки тому +4

    Bill and Jethro are the best.

    • @DavidTaylor-i3w
      @DavidTaylor-i3w 9 місяців тому

      Jethro Is great but billy is on another level.

  • @hermask815
    @hermask815 Рік тому +1

    How long has he been watching men to entertain us with that level of detail?

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 Рік тому

      Jim Eoin is on this level and more.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому

      How long have you been such a wanker.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 4 місяці тому

      He's a man he doesn't need to watch men.

  • @peckelhaze6934
    @peckelhaze6934 3 роки тому +2

    The worst time is when you get in the car, they are always in an uncomfortable position. When you have passengers you have to discretely adjust the position of them without it looking like a quick fondle.

  • @adambrandenberg1939
    @adambrandenberg1939 3 роки тому +9

    I wish robin had done a movie as a scottsman where billy was his best friend lol

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 5 місяців тому

      Oh piss off.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 2 місяці тому

      They were best friends, why make a movie. What's a scottsman?

  • @EdelweisSusie
    @EdelweisSusie 8 місяців тому

    The Master.

  • @manfrombritain6816
    @manfrombritain6816 2 роки тому +1

    this is why the kilt exists. much more comfortable

  • @pauljordan4452
    @pauljordan4452 Рік тому

    The joke about the waiter adjusting his testicles was brilliant.

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 3 місяці тому

      It wasn't a joke.

  • @mjh5437
    @mjh5437 3 роки тому +5

    Pocket Billiards.....

  • @TexasDog3
    @TexasDog3 3 роки тому +13

    Why in the hell did the male package end up looking like "The last chicken in the shop"look?

  • @Coltnz1
    @Coltnz1 3 роки тому +10

    It’s called testicular relocation. Sometimes needs must!

  • @nigelselby32
    @nigelselby32 3 роки тому

    Yes Sir I Can Boogie, Wonder what he'd make of that !!!

    • @irbennett
      @irbennett 3 місяці тому

      Jibber jabber.

  • @lexnoens9728
    @lexnoens9728 2 роки тому +1

    I'm drunk as fuck how did I get to this video

  • @theoak64
    @theoak64 3 роки тому +9

    Thank god for the sack or they would be constantly misplaced.

    • @theoak64
      @theoak64 3 роки тому +3

      Or how about the one on a hot summer day where you have to lift your leg to get your nut dislocated from your thigh.

    • @paulinechapman5669
      @paulinechapman5669 2 роки тому +1

      Priceless..🇨🇦

  • @christinehobson4825
    @christinehobson4825 3 роки тому +1

    Billy

  • @bxtl57
    @bxtl57 3 роки тому +8

    Funniest bloke ever...

  • @marionbowler5440
    @marionbowler5440 2 роки тому

    ♥️🇨🇦🍁🤗🐘

    • @billywilliamconnolly
      @billywilliamconnolly Рік тому

      Hi!

    • @marionbowler5440
      @marionbowler5440 Рік тому

      @@billywilliamconnolly hi your self, hope you are keeping well, please keep 😊us laughing, absolutely love you. Sending you my very best. Love from Canada 🇨🇦 🍁

    • @billywilliamconnolly
      @billywilliamconnolly Рік тому

      @@marionbowler5440 I will always make you guys laugh always ok♥️

    • @marionbowler5440
      @marionbowler5440 Рік тому

      @@billywilliamconnolly leave a little sparkle wherever you go billy.💜🥰🙏⚘🇨🇦🍁

    • @billywilliamconnolly
      @billywilliamconnolly Рік тому

      @@marionbowler5440 ok but add me up ok that my Gmail ok I really loves your words

  • @grahaml3449
    @grahaml3449 3 роки тому +5

    Great bit. But that shirt: what the heck is that droopy tail for?

    • @charliedekadens3348
      @charliedekadens3348 3 роки тому +5

      Tuxedo ...which is the extreme opposite to a t-shirt, so its a high class t-shirt. Billy likes wearing cheerful weird clothes on stage.

    • @MrRingman57
      @MrRingman57 3 роки тому +5

      It's to keep his arse warm! He's a Scot.

    • @garywagner2466
      @garywagner2466 3 роки тому +1

      It’s making fun of the tailcoat.

    • @christinecatt5391
      @christinecatt5391 3 роки тому +1

      If you think his clothing is weird...
      check out his 'banana' shoes he wore in the 60's..
      I beleive he donated them to a Museum in Scotland..

    • @paulinechapman5669
      @paulinechapman5669 2 роки тому +1

      If you notice he wears that shirt in a lot of his bits..he probably has an entire wardrobe of those shirts..only Billy could pull it off..hail to the king of comedy..🇨🇦

  • @mariagrant3706
    @mariagrant3706 3 роки тому +3

    I had a manager once who was a nice guy but he would always be adjusting his balls or whatever- unfortunately it became an amusement topic among the staff- don't think he was really aware he was doing it- habit 😆

  • @Jay77G
    @Jay77G 3 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @professormause
    @professormause Рік тому

    elbow skin

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 Рік тому

      You can’t deny the similarity in texture.

  • @lifeclip9878
    @lifeclip9878 3 роки тому +1

    Lol

  • @CJ-yb8uw
    @CJ-yb8uw 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂

  • @chrisautrey5051
    @chrisautrey5051 Рік тому

    😂😂😂