Jerma Streams - Jigsaw Puzzle Stream
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- Опубліковано 24 чер 2024
- Jerma archived doing a jigsaw puzzle (The original title of this stream was "Jigsaw Puzzle Chill Session", and was originally streamed/recorded on March 8th, 2024)
0:00 Start of Stream
2:27 Puzzle Start
3:33:03 Brb Starts
3:37:18 Brb Ends
6:55:45 End of Stream
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2:27 Puzzle Start
3:37:18 Brb Ends
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14:00 Gloveless stream starts
It's nice they gave him a jigsaw puzzle at the retirement home.
he stole this one actually. you think the ‘retirement home’ (asylum) would actually allow him to have that?? After the last incident??
IM DYING AT THIS COMMENT BRO💀💀
I don't think the old people there will stand a chance against a gamer.
this made my day. thanks
There's no way a retirement home would give something with too many small parts without adult supervision
“The days of 5+ hour streams are over” proceeds to build a jigsaw puzzle for 7 hours
PSYCHO streamer LIES about how long his RED-ROOM streams will last to THOUSANDS of INNOCENT twitch users
He out jermas himself
What's the opposite of a speedrun
@@kaitlin9288Speedstroll
@@kaitlin9288slowalk
With the gloves he looks like a museum curator handling 6000 year old shattered pottery
I mean, I got serial killer vibes.
@@furstunnaimlistanaim4569 I think he just got done murdering someone. He has black gloves on for no reason, made a "meat" handling joke to throw us off his trail but I know what he did.
@@Icedcoffee03 OJerma Simpson
I came here to try and find an answer to why the hell he was wearing gloves 😂
"oh damn 7 hours i wonder how many puzzles he's gonna do"
true puzzleheads know this is common puzzle time if you’re having fun ‼️
@@bigwinterhatpuzzleheads 😂 is that actually a thing?
@@maddx6239 aren't jerma fans called "Jermaheads" and yeah its actually a thing source: trust me
@@maddx6239Yeah I do 1000+ pieces all the time
@@manbatmisothat's super dope, i tried an 1000 piece the other night because of this stream and gave up like an hour in
1:04:55
Jerma unknowingly playing horror music while talking to himself and solving a puzzle looking like a psych ward patient, not knowing how much time went by and then getting an ad for schizophrenia medication has to be the peak of unintentional comedy
i quite literally fell to the floor when the schizophrenia ad played
thanks for the spoilers 🤬
this is especially funny to me cuz i literally did solve jigsaw puzzles when i was in the psych ward, i did like a billion of 'em
i firmly believe its a common psych ward experience cause same. its either puzzles or smth like crosswords or sudokus
This is hilarious but it blows my mind that Americans will just get ads for medication and guns
The stream duration immediately made sense once he explained his "do edges and corners last" strategy.
INSANE streamer first sighted after SIX months of radio silence.
4 weeks is 6 months for us jermites.
Sight*
Unless you mean the dinosaur dig site. Then yes he's probably been there digging this 'hole' time
@@chaoswraith He steals artifacts
@@Thomas_Angelojermamites*
@@chaoswraithtghis*
This stream happened last night, I took some melatonin, tuned in for about 6 minutes, then went to bed. Then I had a dream where Jerma was streaming to 3k people and the chat was insanely slow, like a message every other second. He was still doing the puzzle stream in the dream but he was sitting really low in a chair and looked miserable. I noticed that he kept dropping pieces on the floor so I would tell him in chat. I kept sending chats but he ignored them again and again until finally he looks over for a minute and in a really monotone voice goes "can you ban that guy for backseating." and i remember not being able to chat then waking up. What the fuck.
That's so funny! 🤣 You still haven't woken up yet, Tyler.
What the fuck!!!!!! That’s hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Wake up, Tyler.
I'm curious, why do you take melatonin? I'm pretty sure that stuffs illegal where I live.
@@jamesmccomb9525its used mostly as a sleep aid in the united states
what kind of shitass country do you live in @@jamesmccomb9525
my favorite part was when he was throwing the puzzle pieces into his mouth like candy
my favorite part was when he shoved a puzzle p
iece up his as
s.
I also think
like to shove
“How long is this going to take me?” 7 hour video 😂
"I'm thinkin' one hour"
"I really think I can get this done in 2 hours"
"I don't think I'll ever do 7 hour streams again."
He clocked in for his shift
“Once this is done, it won’t be much long”
> 2 hours left in VoD
the planets aligned just to make jerma accidentally buy a imagine dragons jigsaw puzzle
OH THE MISERY-
everybody wants to be my enemy
every single person is my enemy
OH THE TREACHERY-
Imagine dragons. Pfft, if only they were real
Jerma’s idea of retirement is just a low budget reboot film called Jerma 2: Return To 2018. And i like it.
2017-2019 was peak jerma
me too 🥹
@@matthewbluman9799 2020 also
true story: at 5:36:40 when he turns to the camera, my antivirus software gave me a notification saying threat detected, and then jerma turns away. thank god for technology man
Phew that sounds like a close call. Thanks for the heads up
Phew that sounds like a close call. Thanks for the heads up, good thing you had that software to protect you from his malevolent gaze
Thankfully most antivirus software have been updated to detect and block The Horror
Phew that sounds like a close call. Thanks for the heads up, good thing you had that software to protect you from his malevolent gaze
"I think this could be one hour" crazy mf never done a puzzle before
nice pfp
@@tangyianthx twin, yours too!
He's really testing that "I'd watch Jerma do ANYTHING" mindset
I liked how he stored puzzle pieces in his hoodie in a squirel-like behavior
Getting ads for a schizophrenia medication and other brain pills as he builds a puzzle set to menacing music is truly 10/10. Yet another example of the universe conspiring to create comedy in Jerma’s vicinity
7:52 if he stopped and talked for 10 minutes after each connection this would’ve been 50 hours.
10 hours more!
I worked at this puzzle company as an artist, and it was positively SURREAL seeing this and hearing Jerma talk about my old boss being an Imagine Dragons fan LMAOO. Dowdle is a mormon from utah so him being a fan makes sense I guess xD
I like the art in these puzzle, I did the Catalina island one
Nice pretending
twinkie andty
@@Elliot-sh9ol Nothing ever happens
Dowdle is a crazy name. Born to be a mormon making Imagine Dragons puzzles ig
Such a cozy stream, longform chill content like this rules
You.
@@johnyamahakeyboard7472 man i hope scrittle shows up too that would be cool
Are you the same guy as the one on the f-zero 99?
@@jamesmccomb9525 No, unironically that's a different guy
how did you know it was going to be cozy and chill 7 minutes after it uploaded ????
The timing of the ominous music, his “creepy, lonely old man” impression, and the schizophrenia ad all within 30 seconds was too good. How does he do it?
I was just about to say, there needs to be an animation lmao
the schizophrenia ad coming on was probably the hardest ive laughed all year lmao
1:05:20
I like relaxing.... with my puzzles.......
@@heheheiamasuperstarcatgirl8485Hahaha they make me relax
At least they gave him something to entertain himself in the nursing home before he passed. Fly high Jerma 🕊️
I’m coming for that 🍑 little bro… ❤️
I heard it was NOT peaceful
I heard he tried taking the nurses with him
I’m gonna miss him so much. Rest in puzzle pieces ❤️
It's so nice to see that children kept their grandfather busy with a puzzle for seven hours straight.
Go go grandpa!
go go grandpa your lungs are now full of jello
Jerma could've flown to see his mother in the time it took him to do this one puzzle
I feel like this isn’t the “retirement” arc, this feels more like the “old school” arc where some streamers would stream mundane stuff but it would be cool to watch someone else doing the same thing. I love it
we had that back for a short second with that reddit live thing but of course they killed it. you made me realize just how much i missed that and how many video calls with my friends are... just that. think its a togetherness or paralell play thing. who knows.
I love watching this goofball do mundane things, he's so entertaining.
He's literally wearing his murder-gloves for puzzles night. He's so relatable towards a polarising group.
@@sacresant nearly forgot those reddit livestreams existed, damn
i rarely ever used the feature, but when i did, i'd always find someone playing music and stick around and listen for a while
I disagree he feels like a sad gorilla being stared at by annoying confusing zoogoers, before he had the fire to fight the chat
5:30:47 Him finally placing the last corner down with the unintentional music timing is perfect!
3:01:51 the music perfectly builds tension and resolves as Jerma places a piece
The Mantis Lords are pleased with his progress and let him pass
I swear jerma is such a comfort streamer, from the first few minutes of this I’m already smiling at just how random and fun this is, I also genuinely love puzzles so this is a great crossover
"I'm thinking i could finish this in 2 hours,"
Also isn’t doing edges first, man has never even seen a puzzle
I was the one who tried to convince him to put the loose pieces in the box TWICE and instead he shoves them in his pockets and sets them on the floor
Loose pieces in box is a terrible strategy he was right to mock you
@@gandalfgrey91 I’m a puzzle grandmaster
@@keeks6886 hahah good shit mate.
@@gandalfgrey91 You feeling what I’m feeling?
His response to being accused of eating the pieces at 5:19:38 was so instant that I believed him for a second
ALPHAMALE streamer rants about SIDEPIECES and EDGING for 7 HOURS
"Absolutely NO edging chat"
3:18:02 felt like I broke into Dracula’s castle and stumbled upon him putting together a jigsaw puzzle
This is the top tier second monitor content i’ve been waiting months for.
I kinda miss this old geezer
dude really did 7 hours off puzzle then dipped for a over a month.
He's on that coryxkenshin grind.
He's too busy living his life while we wait patiently twiddling our thumbs waiting for the next stream
The schizophrenia ad at 1:04:55 followed by the ADHD medication ad at 1:10:50 and then the gun ad at 1:16:10 Made me seriously think that Jerma planned a bit with deranged ads that were going to play throughout the stream to fuck with chat
Imagine what the other bizarre ads would be
*Camp Lejeune mesothelioma ad
*timeshare ad
*anti-drug ad
*psycho car commercial
*hoot wireless (hoot wireless)
*etc
He should have done 90% porn ads and pretended like nothing was wrong
"I'm gonna show you how I do puzzles." Immediately freaks out and starts flinging puzzle pieces around before he regains control of his mind and realizes what he's doing is insane.
Jerma is literally just a character from a comedy film
Honestly if I could describe Jerma's streams in one word.. Break
It's like a break from life, it's almost like an alternate reality for a bit. No drama, no current events, no adrenaline filled gameplay all day
In a world where nearly everything is constantly stimulating, dreadful, traumatizing. It's nice to just relax and slow down for a bit.
"I don't think you're gonna see a five hour stream from me ever again" - Retired Streamer, Jerma985
Thankfully the 2 puzzles he ate pre stream were enough or we wouldve had another mac and cheese stream incident
The first in the long line of golden jerma streams. A new age. A new hope
It is honestly terrifying to me that Jerma goes away for so long but then comes back out of no where like "I *MUST* do this puzzle for seven hours on stream!"
The puzzle piece that jerma is using as a coaster is actually a normal size puzzle piece, and the puzzle he's laying is miniature.
thank you to the chat members who played multiplayer jigsaw puzzles with me during this stream
I think my favorite part is being able to zone out for 45 minutes just to check back in with almost zero progress being done 😇
It's insane that this took so long but he was goofing with chat during most of it. This let me appreciate picross streams way more because he gets a substantial number of puzzles done by the end.
Good for him retiring before he hit 40. But man I miss him.
Fun fact: Jerma's voice does not change if you watch this at 2x speed
"It gets easier once you connect these parts" repeated Jerma 2 hours into the puzzle *(took him other 5hours to finish it)*
the fact that 14k~ people sat there and watched him live is amazing. i was there. people love jerma sm. they just want to see him have fun in his retirement
For any new viewers, Jerma never finishes jigsaws. He always removes the sharpest piece before he streams and adds it to the collection. Please don’t ask him about this because last time he became very aggressive and threatened to use them.
I know y’all don’t check comments here, but I don’t have discord. So on the off chance that you do scroll these, thank you so much ❤ Your channel has really made being a new jerma fan much easier :3
I've always wanted a Gunpla building stream, but considering how this stream went, I'd imagine him taking an extraordinary amount of time to complete a HG kit let alone a MG one + he'll probably injure himself big time.
I don't think Jerma would know the difference between Gundam and like Power Rangers/Super Sentai Mech's. Probably better off watching other small streamers on Twitch that build Gunpla lol
Or maybe a lego set :)
A HG set like the Ground Type from 08th would probably suit him. I can see him hiding stuff in the backpack like a maniac though.
Jerma lied about bionicle building stream
Bro would be ripping the pieces off the sprue with nothing but his fingers. The amount of nubs on that poor kit will be crazy.
i sat through the entire stream when it was live from the first minute to the last and i’ve never been so entertained. i love puzzles so much im so happy he’s doing what he wants to now
hand reveal at 13:48
16:19 drinking stock sound
roblox
Reminds me of the Nintendo Labo streams. He should try building one of those huge Lego sets or something.
you're RIGHT
he should build something like a lego technic crane of that big f*ck off mining device
@@nickkennedy9034holy shit i just looked it up and you can HOLD things with it? he must create this.
jerma playing the ENTIRETY of the hollow knight ost is something i never could’ve seen coming, ever
was balling my eyes out then saw u uploaded so thanks
How are you homie
Now you’re just balling
(Hope you feel better. It’ll be ok in the end.)
@@capablanc a lot better after i slept
Bawling* even your spelling is sad damn
@@DoomGal444 mb basketball was on my mind
This isn't the weirdest last video anyone has ever made.
Jerma trying to piece together his sanity
I tapped out and fell asleep/went to bed around the 5 hour mark and I can't believe he actually went on for another *2 HOURS* trying to finish.
I fell asleep twice during the stream. Both times i woke up shocked to still see him still doing a puzzle.
@@n1k0659the exact same puzzle
BRO THIS STARTED LITERALLY AS THE MUSIC STARTED AT MY FALL OUT BOY CONCERT I WAS SO PISSED
jerma > fallout boy
@@4rumanihey, leave him alone
@@heaven8mysoul "him"
i fell asleep while watching live and woke up an hour later to him still raging over the green pieces 💀
the AI that makes these now is so advanced. sure, it glitches sometimes, like putting jerma in gloves, him calling kung fu panda 4 "jack black 4", him saying his favorite candy is Reese's when we all know it's almond joy, pausing for 10 seconds randomly, or forgetting what cats are, but the way it recovers (like him talking about having gloves on, or how he 'likes cats') is impressive. the only thing i must say is that it needs to speed up. i know he's old, but he has good enough technology to solve a puzzle in less than 7 hours. also, sometimes his voice glitches like referring to himself in third person or his voice suddenly changing to a different voice actor are unnerving and my family exits the room crying and most do not come back to finish the stream. all in all, pretty good AI that could use an update.
“Suspense is when the audience can see the length of the video but the characters can’t” -Alfred Hitchcock
Biggest dub for viewer's who like to listen to jerma while going to sleep viewers in a while.
We love our 7+ hour streams
"I know the pieces fit" - Jeremy Maynard-Keenan 3 hours into trying to solve a 2-piece puzzle.
18:04 this man just fucking beeped
I love how he said he wouldn't do any long streams anymore 😂
I love you Jerma985
I love the streamer Jerma985 more.
I love the streamer Jerma985 a little less than gabe1298 does
I hate that guy
I like Jerma985
I HATE you Jerma985.
Jerma: "I'm thinkin this could be a one hour." Me: Reveals 7 hour vod length.
i love this new "going senile" arc
i just like to imagine chat isn't joking when they said it's cheating to look at the box. chat grew up with abusive parents and was forced to do a 5000 piece jigsaw every christmas, without ever looking at the box art. some evil villain arc shit
I really thought like. a half hour in like a monster would come in and knock jerma out and keep doing the puzzle or something, but there is something pretty funny about him just doing this
as soon as he said imaginary dragons i knew this was gonna be nominated for best stream of the year. it’s almost surreal he got a schizophrenia ad followed up by a gun owner ad in this.
Him trying to put the last piece in upside-down summarizes this entire stream pretty well
i love jerma a lot though it’s such a treat seeing him around, even if it isn’t too often. everything he does is fun, and he’s a really cool guy
walked away and came back and he made so much progress. its like watching a mouse figure out a maze
so happy they were finally able to find and contain him
I think I'm too far gone, I'm having jerma do a 300 piece puzzle in the back whilst I do a 1000 piece costco themed puzzle
GREASY streamer MELDS the WORLD to his WILL
ah, y'know what, ITS OVER
SAW puzzle stream
This was a great stream to fall asleep to. I woke up just as he was saying his goodbyes. Not that it was boring. It was just cozy. He seemed to be in a nice mood for this stream.
its so sad he is no longer with us, rest well king 🕯🕯🕯🕯
I’m so hyped this kind of stuff is what I live for
We all showed up to see Jerma do a Puzzle because we just missed him, we didn't care WHAT he did.
Actual grandpa content
honestly, jerma getting this done in 7 hours is kinda cracked. i did a 500 piece pokemon jigsaw and it took me a good week, has been on my floor by my desk for 3 years now and is used as a fake plant mat.
I didn’t look at the time and really thought this went on for about 2 hours max
I'm gonna have a nice sleep to this one
Never thought I’d hear Jerma talking about tops, bottoms, and side pieces this extensively
New Jerma :O yayyy im so happy.
I missed this weirdo
i miss our old man...
at certain points, if you aren’t watching the stream the elden ring music and what he’s talking about makes it sound like he’s placing bodies in a precise way 53:53
I really like that the care home still allows him to stream, even with his dementia