"Hoo boy I'm thirsty" *phases through windshield and pulls out engine from frame and attempts to drink oil straight from tank all while car is still moving*
type of -warts- blisters that I got over the years: blisters full of "water" transparent liquid under the skin - from concussion with a percussion instrument (firework) hot oil blisters: small solid yellow rised pores that scream at you "hey look im permanent", but you realize that its from months earlier when you used a hot oil pan without using gloves and the cover as a shield. (a hot oil burn, but only affecting that ONE PORE) burn blisters - (dry or wet) from trying to get the cookies out of the oven too fast, and only briefly hitting the iron sitting at 450F, luckily it was against bone, there was no liquid to be drawn, so it was only a dry wound.
This is Jerma in his prime, a game that doesn't have story or dialogue that he can just play while talking to chat, and every once in a while something happens in game he can react to. Classic
@@gordonf5553 no not really, minecraft doesnt have a set, singular goal to achieve - thats key to the best jerma stuff. plus, anything interesting you rlly want in minecraft you have to work hard to get or build yourself, rather than doing a simple task while doing a bit and then it just happens and then it works for the bit
"Patroling the Mojave waste lanf makes you wish for a nuclear winter" Breaking news crazy man who think hes talking to a chat (part of a fased out service called twitch). Had taken down the entirety of legion troops due to the fact he needed to gamble at the casinos found at the strip.
I love how tense 10:39 was with Jerma immediately dropping everything and getting in the car, and then he just backs up and accidentally runs over the monster lmao
Poor streamer gets stuck in toilet for hours once again, gets warts, gambles life away, breaks all bones in his body, all after his 35th birthday, really going down hill from here folks.
25:01 you left out the part where he got out of the car, walked around it once, tore off his car door, put it back on, opened it, then sat down in the car, and said “why did I get back in the car???”
40:15 i want this animated, i want jerma to be portrayed as a deranged maniac who kidnapped a random child off the street and calls him son, and i want it done now
This is the real reason why jerma always used to be late to streams. "Sorry guys I tried to fill up my car with 40% gas 40% diesel and 20% milk and got stranded at the gas station again."
I’m convinced this was the stream where he finally lost his mind. The hot sun of the Nevada desert numbed his last working brain cells and to help himself feel better started talking to his “son” in the back of the car which all along was the remaining but dwindling sanity of the man which he once was
I feel like Jerma crashing his car into a pole in the middle of the desert after looking in the rear-view mirror would be a scene in a 90s road trip comedy.
I really love how these videos are getting longer. I feel like 40-70 minutes is the perfect amount of time for the average Jerma stream to be compiled into a singular video. I suppose it does depend on the stream though but this was a banger
I think I’ve watched this Jerma video maybe 10 times at this point. Everything from the gamer wart, to him fighting with the scooter and the drinking gas gag is unbelievably funny. Probably one of his best streams
my first time playing I spent atleast an hour in the house cleaning and learning basic mechanics and them walked outside at night, saw the ufo fly by and heard multiple screeches and went back inside. took me 2 hours after that to figure out how to drive in manual. 10/10 game of the year material.
the ufo is legitimately one of the scariest things to happen in a game imo when it's nearby, your car turns off and you can't start it, the radio goes silent and then you hear it passing overhead and once it's gone, you can get back to driving
I'm actually impressed by this game. On the technical side, it's a kind of a piece of shit; but on the narrative/uniqueness side, it's pretty interesting
With some polish it would still be janky but it would definitely be kinda fun. Honestly the biggest problem in my eyes is the cars not stopping on their own. If the dev fixed that, added a bit more polish, maybe some more dangers to contend with, it would be on the level of signal simulator were its janky but it works enough to be fun.
@@spaghettivase4808 yeah My Summer Car but *only* driving and when starting a new game you don't need to rebuild the car or wait for it. Also no money gaining, no computers, no NPCs, just a big road and a desert.
@@gold_spin1639 I don’t hermano put them in park a thats most like 1/2 of the issue. I still agree with you though, a human body shouldn’t be able to push a 1ton car by simply grazing the front bumper
Yes, I watched Dazza's vod of this already. Yes, I have already laughed my ass off at 13:44 multiple times. Am I going to watch this whole thing again on 2ndJerma and laugh just as hard as I did before? *Damn right I am.*
Ah, the short lived gamer wart arc. Integral for understanding the yips and hollers from the Jeremiah985 specimen as it bursts out in emotional turmoil when said wart is too stressed
I love these long-edit style videos, where you really get to *FEEL* the slow decent into madness. But how much lower can he go amirite fellas? ha ha because he’s so short! *laughter*
An A+ Edit for an A+ stream. Awesome work Jack. I too watched (some) live, the vod and now this. Laughed just as hard every time. This is going to be a staple in the 'what videos do I play to introduce my friends to Jerma' playlist.
I actually cannot believe that this video is over a year old now, it feels like it was put out two months ago. Jesus christ this pandemic has fucked my internal clock.
This has been the worst video to eat my mac and cheese to. I start it and he's talking about warts then the game makes a bunch of puke and fart noises. I'll have to come back to this one in a minute.
I'd like to see this as a movie. I'm imagining it'd be like 127 Hours, but instead of being trapped under a rock, it's just a guy driving through an endless desert
it's absolutely criminal that you cut out the part after POG CAR POG CAR where he tries to look for the mirror to do the mirror joke again and gets confused on why it's not there, it really wraps up that series of events
![[ BLACK SOULS 2 ] i forgot everything but it is ok, we have 12 hours to remember! [ Phase-Connect ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c4oDcjrl4gE/mqdefault.jpg)
People need to know these "gags" of him losing the car in reality lasted hours each time
@@madjack1748 if your gonna rip on someone for spelling wrong at least properly use the asterisk like bruh
@@bostonmania9597 Yeah geesh I mean BRUH!!!
@@bostonmania9597 *you're (:
@@0x2480 Don't rip on him and not use the asterisk properly like bruh
@@bostonmania9597 Wait, what's wrong about using the asterisk in the beginning? I always thought that's the usual way.
“Hey guys Jerma985 here” *wraps self and car around telephone poll in the middle of a desert*
Instantly *DEAD*
His entire 4'7 body shooting out of the windshield at 102mph, along with his gamer wart and ego.
he dedicates himself so hard to a bit that all his progress is erased in a single crash
pole*
REAL TRAGEDY
"Hoo boy I'm thirsty" *phases through windshield and pulls out engine from frame and attempts to drink oil straight from tank all while car is still moving*
DAD NO
Can we get a time stamp for that
@@garfunkel6629 36:20 if you want to ease into it a wee bit, otherwise skip forward just ten or fifteen seconds! :)
I nearly died from laughter at that moment.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The fact that Jerma threw every mirror out of the car like some sort of crazed maniac after the mirror gag went so horribly wrong is peak Jerma.
He does it so angrily too
i like to think he crashed the car on purpose during that bit just so he can get rid of all mirrors without anybody noticing he as specthrophobia
Traumatized.
Is your profile picture the guy from the money for nothing music video?
@@lukemoppy Yeah, that's the guy
the fact that he insists on calling it his 'gamer wart' entertains me to no end
Ow! My gamer wart!
usually happens when daddy loves mommy very much, but there is no mommy.
type of -warts- blisters that I got over the years:
blisters full of "water" transparent liquid under the skin - from concussion with a percussion instrument (firework)
hot oil blisters: small solid yellow rised pores that scream at you "hey look im permanent", but you realize that its from months earlier when you used a hot oil pan without using gloves and the cover as a shield. (a hot oil burn, but only affecting that ONE PORE)
burn blisters - (dry or wet) from trying to get the cookies out of the oven too fast, and only briefly hitting the iron sitting at 450F, luckily it was against bone, there was no liquid to be drawn, so it was only a dry wound.
@@khajiithadwares2263
wot
@@khajiithadwares2263 who cares
It's so crazy that this guy bathes.
Under the armpits and everything.
Must be nice
he really thought he was ahead of the curve with that statement
@@cozybones4644 You don’t!
It's even crazier that he's literally the only person on Earth who does
John Smith I live on Earth. Can confirm that Jerma is the only sentient being to bathe himself.
This is the moment Walking Walter became Heisenburg.
Holy fuck how are these 2 meme universes connected
*burgerheins
Crack cody
I am the one who walks
good sakamoto
It's incredible how scared he gets every time he self-jumpscares by farting in the car
hes like my dog lmao
I can relate.
@@manbat1168 *"No, I'm not the dog. This is not some do--I'm not the dog!!"*
This is Jerma in his prime, a game that doesn't have story or dialogue that he can just play while talking to chat, and every once in a while something happens in game he can react to.
Classic
You described minecraft
@@gordonf5553 hey ladies and gentle welcome to jermacraft!
also, fart noises and car crashes
@@tekharbt the series where I play Minecraft
@@gordonf5553 no not really, minecraft doesnt have a set, singular goal to achieve - thats key to the best jerma stuff. plus, anything interesting you rlly want in minecraft you have to work hard to get or build yourself, rather than doing a simple task while doing a bit and then it just happens and then it works for the bit
When the world ends, we can all rest easy, knowing Jeremy will travel across the wasteland making jokes to himself. Carrying on the human legacy
"Patroling the Mojave waste lanf makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
Breaking news crazy man who think hes talking to a chat (part of a fased out
service called twitch). Had taken down the entirety of legion troops due to the fact he needed to gamble at the casinos found at the strip.
@@squishy77wah78 *_MR. GREENZ NEVER LOSES BABY_*
until he hears a faint "+2" in the distance
Burping and farting and pissing all the way
Burping and farting and pissing all the way
I like how this being gloats about bathing himself
this B E I N G
"Being" is a very accurate description of Jerma
this entity
he's merely a concept
The collective of atoms commonly referred to as “Jerma”
24:55 him going from a confused ramble about metric vs imperial measurements to "one kilogram is one pound" before almost crashing his car is amazing
Pounds to metric tons... Or something
“2.2 pounds equals a metric tonne”
Egomaniac looks at the camera while driving, hitting a light pole and puncturing his gamer wart from the impact
I am convinced this is one of Jerma's best streams
Yes
Agreed. It gives me the vibes of his old UA-cam videos, but even better
Oh without a doubt. Even if I prefer his irl stuff
I’ve watched 3 different versions of this already and i know it’s still going to be incredibly entertaining
Its in my top 5 for sure
I love how tense 10:39 was with Jerma immediately dropping everything and getting in the car, and then he just backs up and accidentally runs over the monster lmao
the fact that he chased after his car ,cause he forgot the hand break and keeps kicking it, for a a while was legendary
when he died because he closed the door too hard
@@johnnyplto5592 i cant stop laughing. reminds me of dougdoug's cheese death from skyrim in that it's so absurdly stupid it's hilarious
@@stevie8271 do you have the doug doug vid?
@@ejaculus i think it’s the one where he spawns shit by saying it’s name
This is definitely towards the top of Jerma's "most reminiscent of a fever dream" list of streams
That's just jerma in gerneral
@@vizzy61 any more like this?
@702 702 i uh uhm huh uhm uh uhuh uhhhhhhhhh i dunno
I want to see more
I think the winner to that is the Harvester stream(s)
Jerma literally makes a fart and piss joke in the first 5 minutes
Also the one in the last 20 secs of this video
Stardust Crusaders in a nutshell
@@MetalMercutio hmmmm?
Peek male performance
Yum
I've watched this live, the full vod, fanedit, and I'll still watch this entire highlight
modern classic tbh
this was such a good stream, I'd happily watch a 5th variant if it came out
This will get a criterion release and be saved in the library of congress.
how can one find the full vod?
@@noone173 yeah it worked. thanks i appreciate it.
jerma staring at himself in the rearview mirror is peak comedy
It’s the most jerma thing in the world
very jerma-esque
The fact that the mirror is adjusted wrong
Poor streamer gets stuck in toilet for hours once again, gets warts, gambles life away, breaks all bones in his body, all after his 35th birthday, really going down hill from here folks.
Poor guy. Get well soon :(
Hope he gets well
He's dead
It’s like that Asian stereotype where they look fine until they hit like 50 and then they’re this tiny old grandma with frizzled hair
How the fuck was he 35? How is he 36 how wth how is he so old this shouldn't be possible he should be like 12 or something
39:51 I love how you can see the pole coming in the screen on the top left
Lmfao
"yell-oooooow powerade!"
*UFO glides past overhead*
the UFO father and son schizophrenic episode was probably one of the greatest things i’ve ever seen live
43:04 The mad man did it long before Daffy could...
Don’t you hate it when you thlam your penith in your car door so hard you not only die, but your car also flips onto its roof?
I thought this happened after that meme.
4:40 I love how Jerma accidentally open-ass shits a turd onto the edge of the table and doesn't ever recognize that he did
You have such a way with words
39:46 the fact that you can see him heading straight towards the pole from the Chat Kid POV Cam heightens the comedy about 5x
13:47 insane streamer too busy talking to the voices in his head to notice oncoming pole, wrecks car and laughs about it
jerma hits a lamp post and spits out all his kool-aid: the stream
25:01 you left out the part where he got out of the car, walked around it once, tore off his car door, put it back on, opened it, then sat down in the car, and said “why did I get back in the car???”
16:32 car drives away; first reflex: instantly shitting himself
Just injured myself laughing at him crashing into the pole
so did he
did you puncture your gamer wart
“Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
*Insert Jerma teacher noise*
oh no
What about the ayaya noise that made viewers demand two apologies from him
teacher noise was best sound 2019. this comment is a goddamn LIE!!!
The toy that you turn over is certainly in the running
Love that I sat down with my food to experience the first conversation in this video
Tagg this is why we don't talk about jerma anymore we just leave him in his room
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 who? Jerma? He's been in an insane asylum for months dude, idk what you're on about...
On 34:56 he makes a Goofy-like scream and it cracks me up
garsh
I can't believe Jerma managed to make one of the funniest streams ever out of a game where you drive alone through a desert
7:30 hereditary
my god even in the backseat too
Lol
Heridittary
Jerma is such an incredibly clean person, he even showers.
17:02 Jerma shapeshifts into a groan tube
40:15 i want this animated, i want jerma to be portrayed as a deranged maniac who kidnapped a random child off the street and calls him son, and i want it done now
Yo, there is an animatic
35:35 how is jermas physical comedy so good even in a video game?
"HEY GUYS, JERMA985 HERE!!"
*immediately smashes into a pole*
6:20 Marking this down for when my sanity falters.
Getting on his level to hear the messages haha
Felt that (also cool 2D pfp)
This is the real reason why jerma always used to be late to streams.
"Sorry guys I tried to fill up my car with 40% gas 40% diesel and 20% milk and got stranded at the gas station again."
35:44 I love how in this part of the video he's just listening to German radio
That bit where he pretended to have his feelings hurt at 33:38 was hilarious honestly
I legitimately believed it for a second lmao
My favorite part about the crash at 13:45 is when he closes the slightly ajar door afterward.
So gently!
I’m convinced this was the stream where he finally lost his mind. The hot sun of the Nevada desert numbed his last working brain cells and to help himself feel better started talking to his “son” in the back of the car which all along was the remaining but dwindling sanity of the man which he once was
_well, you know what they say, patrolling the mojave.._
24:04 when i first saw that i genuinely thought some bald guy with a perfectly spherical head was sneaking up on jerma in the backseat
38:45 this caught me so off guard I lost it
Son we got a PROBLEM HERE
Fun fact: 75% of Walking Walters reset before they reach the next gas station
I feel like Jerma crashing his car into a pole in the middle of the desert after looking in the rear-view mirror would be a scene in a 90s road trip comedy.
19:06 Tom hanks impression was on point
"Gasoline is the most delicious fluid there is!"
Best line of the whole stream.
*immediately slam into a pole cuz he's busy role-playing as a dad*
6:25 I love how defensive he is about it
Unironically feels like I’m just watching a man go insane in a desert
The sinking into the toilet moment is the reason why he needs a toilet computer so he's never late to stream
Jerma dehydrates while driving in a Baron desert hallucinating he has a child.
A Baron desert? What makes that different from an Earl desert?
18:37 jeremy walking at his natural height
I really love how these videos are getting longer. I feel like 40-70 minutes is the perfect amount of time for the average Jerma stream to be compiled into a singular video. I suppose it does depend on the stream though but this was a banger
Yes!
I think I’ve watched this Jerma video maybe 10 times at this point. Everything from the gamer wart, to him fighting with the scooter and the drinking gas gag is unbelievably funny. Probably one of his best streams
I watched this while I was moving with my parents across the country by car.
Nothing was more comforting than this..
24:43 definition of a jerma moment
One of the greatest minds of our time
Is this the streamer who BATHES?
This guy is CLEAN
Streamer D E F I E S expectations by being the first streamer to achieve BARE-MINIMUM hygiene standards
What the FAWK are you guys TALKING about?
Jerma is really cleaning himself bro is cooked 💀
my first time playing I spent atleast an hour in the house cleaning and learning basic mechanics and them walked outside at night, saw the ufo fly by and heard multiple screeches and went back inside. took me 2 hours after that to figure out how to drive in manual. 10/10 game of the year material.
"he told me he was touching me with his gamer finger" victim says after accusing local streamer
13:29 Almost made me faint from laughing, the way his character’s head jolts back to look at the road and dodge the cactus
This is probably how jerma drives irl
the ufo is legitimately one of the scariest things to happen in a game imo
when it's nearby, your car turns off and you can't start it, the radio goes silent
and then you hear it passing overhead
and once it's gone, you can get back to driving
I'm actually impressed by this game.
On the technical side, it's a kind of a piece of shit; but on the narrative/uniqueness side, it's pretty interesting
It has a narratiive?
With some polish it would still be janky but it would definitely be kinda fun. Honestly the biggest problem in my eyes is the cars not stopping on their own. If the dev fixed that, added a bit more polish, maybe some more dangers to contend with, it would be on the level of signal simulator were its janky but it works enough to be fun.
It really just seems like My Summer Car with less of a point to it
@@spaghettivase4808 yeah My Summer Car but *only* driving and when starting a new game you don't need to rebuild the car or wait for it. Also no money gaining, no computers, no NPCs, just a big road and a desert.
@@gold_spin1639 I don’t hermano put them in park a thats most like 1/2 of the issue. I still agree with you though, a human body shouldn’t be able to push a 1ton car by simply grazing the front bumper
The sound those jack rabbits make is fucking terrifying. Imagine a horror mod of this game.
I love the fact that any time that Jerma is able to clean in a game he immediately starts getting excited.
The way Jerma belts that scream of horror at 21:34 never gets old
I love how genuine it sounds. Such a pure scream of absolute terror, like he was IRL getting murdered then and there
I love how when he saw the propane tank he IMMEDIATELY shot it without hesitating
the original man who slammed his penith in the car door
"HEY Jerma985 here!" SPLAT
those three seconds deserve an Oscar
Yes, I watched Dazza's vod of this already. Yes, I have already laughed my ass off at 13:44 multiple times. Am I going to watch this whole thing again on 2ndJerma and laugh just as hard as I did before?
*Damn right I am.*
You should have been there live.
fun fact tho superdazza works for jerma now
This was also probably edited by superdazza as well since he works for jerma now
@@garrettmetting6938 You could check the description to know who the editors are, and for today's feast, the chef is Jack Clishem 💕
@@JoNarDLoLz oh sorry, I didnt know they put the editors in the description. Thank you 😊
Ah, the short lived gamer wart arc.
Integral for understanding the yips and hollers from the Jeremiah985 specimen as it bursts out in emotional turmoil when said wart is too stressed
"Ow my gamer wart" Jeremiah 1985
Anyone who has time should watch this entire stream, it's fantastic.
the way it cuts to night by the time he figures out how to use the gun killed me
6:17 i laughed way too hard... holy shit.
The mirror joke is my favourite Jerma joke. It probably will be my favourite for all time.
20:46 this was the exact moment I joined the stream
The Wart for Jermarumble 2020
That's GAMER Wart to you and I. Show some respect.
I'm SHOCKED the editors haven't already done that intro joke with a different horrible Jerma noise before
17:04.
I love these long-edit style videos, where you really get to *FEEL* the slow decent into madness.
But how much lower can he go amirite fellas? ha ha because he’s so short! *laughter*
And it all ends when jerma slams his zick in the car door, killing himslef instantly
An A+ Edit for an A+ stream. Awesome work Jack. I too watched (some) live, the vod and now this. Laughed just as hard every time. This is going to be a staple in the 'what videos do I play to introduce my friends to Jerma' playlist.
13:45 the legendary moment
nothing bad ever happens to the Elbertson’s!
_AHH_
"Gamer Wart"
jerma is the master of taking absolutely devistating tragedy, and turning it into pure comedy brass
I actually cannot believe that this video is over a year old now, it feels like it was put out two months ago. Jesus christ this pandemic has fucked my internal clock.
he tlammed his penith in the car door at the end
I thought he was 985 years old.
Local geriatric tuber shows skin deformity to millions of "viewers"
This has been the worst video to eat my mac and cheese to. I start it and he's talking about warts then the game makes a bunch of puke and fart noises. I'll have to come back to this one in a minute.
I'd like to see this as a movie. I'm imagining it'd be like 127 Hours, but instead of being trapped under a rock, it's just a guy driving through an endless desert
Idk kinda sounds like mad max to me
That would have been Tomato's stream of this (which to be honest was also hilarious in a very psychotic kidnapper way). It was a linear story though.
@@amandakopecky662 tomato?
@@geniuskhan1337 twitch.tv/tomato or Tomato's Trash on UA-cam is his archive channel. There seems to always be a lot of Jermamites in his chat too.
@@amandakopecky662 thanks
it's absolutely criminal that you cut out the part after POG CAR POG CAR where he tries to look for the mirror to do the mirror joke again and gets confused on why it's not there, it really wraps up that series of events
he thlammed his penith in the car door....
This stream was so good and I think it may have been one of his funniest ones in a long while