Kid Jotaro beats up Alessi

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  • Опубліковано 10 бер 2015
  • ORA! ORA!
    ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
    OOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    Haven't uploaded a video in a long time but this was my favourite scene in the latest season.
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  • @fukquro
    @fukquro 7 років тому +6799

    So Jotaro didn't turn into a badass, he was born one

    • @user-sh9ww1yk1y
      @user-sh9ww1yk1y 6 років тому +77

      Unknown Anonymous literally the same

    • @IronHawk96
      @IronHawk96 6 років тому +305

      Doctor: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs Kujo! It's a beautiful baby boy!
      Baby Jotaro: *Punches the Doctor's front tooth down his throat* ORA!!

    • @matthewboyer7401
      @matthewboyer7401 6 років тому +116

      Khad aver False. His mind hadn't reverted yet. So 17 year-old Jotaro was in his 7 year-old body.

    • @yozzzeh
      @yozzzeh 5 років тому +63

      Imagine Jotaro doing the ora ora as a fetus

    • @MatheusSantos-xp5lb
      @MatheusSantos-xp5lb 5 років тому +77

      Oh its his first words!
      Baby Jotaro:o-o-o-ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

  • @user-jg4hs5vd1l
    @user-jg4hs5vd1l 7 років тому +4000

    Jotaro can't smile, so Star Platinum does it instead

    • @res20stupid
      @res20stupid 5 років тому +405

      Are you kidding? Silver Chariot doesn't even have a damned *mouth* and he was grinning like a maniac!

    • @Samantha517
      @Samantha517 5 років тому +123

      That shit was funny

    • @novaclips2883
      @novaclips2883 5 років тому +38

      Jotaro did.Once.

    • @ii_ooze
      @ii_ooze 4 роки тому +25

      Jotaro did laugh in the episode of the sun

    • @mrboi6897
      @mrboi6897 4 роки тому +15

      How Did you Forget he Laughed with The two Rocks Joke in the Sun episode

  • @Yonkage
    @Yonkage 8 років тому +7094

    Alessi had bad luck.
    Jotaro started puberty at like age 4...

    • @rand1687
      @rand1687 8 років тому +428

      It was later revealed that he's an expert Marine Biologist.

    • @ejaymes00
      @ejaymes00 8 років тому +352

      You mean age 1

    • @gunner56702
      @gunner56702 8 років тому +316

      +Laughapocalypse you mean pre-birth

    • @KDancy
      @KDancy 8 років тому +233

      +Charthur64 You mean fetus

    • @eliastrite4005
      @eliastrite4005 8 років тому +247

      You mean sperm

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama 6 років тому +816

    "Jotaro was a sweet boy." - Holly Kujo

    • @josephsubauste6995
      @josephsubauste6995 4 роки тому +33

      Holly Joestar*

    • @yangemma3928
      @yangemma3928 4 роки тому +11

      He was....

    • @Randommanontheinternet9641
      @Randommanontheinternet9641 4 роки тому +30

      That is because jotaro kept his memories he didn’t go back to his memories as a child

    • @aino9978
      @aino9978 3 роки тому +22

      @@josephsubauste6995 no because by that time Holly was married to this Kujo man we never see

    • @S_T_0_R_M.
      @S_T_0_R_M. 3 роки тому +4

      *w a s*

  • @carloscalzone8264
    @carloscalzone8264 7 років тому +4308

    And that's how Alessi met Kars.

    • @Linkmasterson
      @Linkmasterson 7 років тому +679

      Carlos Calzone but then they both eventually stopped thinking

    • @Leet-iz2fz
      @Leet-iz2fz 7 років тому +188

      His shadow would fall on Kars and de-age him until Kars was no longer a rock, but then he'd keep getting de-aged until he lost his Ultimate Life Form powers and disintegrated in the sun.

    • @lonelyshpee7873
      @lonelyshpee7873 6 років тому +63

      Leet 1337 Well, then he must be thankful that finally someone came to end his life, more importantly, a mortal

    • @goodninji8
      @goodninji8 6 років тому +78

      Kars: So, what's your story? Some teenage kid shot your ass to the moon?
      Alessi: Well..it involved that and a Frenchman.
      Kars: Hoo boy, they really gave it to you?
      *Alessi shivers in the cold space with his damaged anus*

    • @_Pitou_
      @_Pitou_ 6 років тому +5

      I see what you did here c:

  • @Harry94074
    @Harry94074 8 років тому +9499

    If Dio had grown up with Jotaro instead of Johnathan, then Dio probably wouldn't have lived long enough to become a vampire XD

    • @IronHawk96
      @IronHawk96 8 років тому +1218

      Well the thing is Jotaro was a good boy when he was younger. As seen in his mother's flashbacks in the beginning of Stardust Crusaders.

    • @Mr1worldin
      @Mr1worldin 8 років тому +1361

      Joseph in his prime would have beat the shit out of vampire Dio, no question about that.

    • @rynox19
      @rynox19 8 років тому +991

      +ChiefLuxio I think this episode established that Holly made all that shit up.

    • @illogical1421
      @illogical1421 8 років тому +529

      +rynox19 His grandmother also said that she heard that he became "wild" lately at the end of the season 1, his mother didn't make that up.

    • @scarocci7333
      @scarocci7333 8 років тому +285

      +Mr1worldin joseph would have done nothing, he is weaker than jonathan in every aspect (physically and his hamon is far weaker). Luckily for him, he fought straits in a ime where grenade and submachine gun existed

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer 7 років тому +575

    Stand user:Star Platinum
    Stand: Jotaro Kujo

  • @JacOfAllTrades.
    @JacOfAllTrades. 8 років тому +1625

    when Star platinum smiles, you know you're fucked

    • @typicalcommenter9574
      @typicalcommenter9574 8 років тому +135

      +JackTheGamer 331 You can almost see that Silver Chariot is smiling from looking at his eyes.

    • @grayblood2419
      @grayblood2419 8 років тому +27

      in the beginning of the series star platinum smiles they changed it to the grumpy design soon after tho

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 8 років тому +3

      +Typical Commenter yeah

    • @TheChoujinVirus
      @TheChoujinVirus 8 років тому +28

      +JackTheGamer 331 Star Platinum: Get on all fours and squeal like a piggie

    • @JacOfAllTrades.
      @JacOfAllTrades. 8 років тому +6

      +Typical Commenter I only saw him give a psycho look

  • @SadButter
    @SadButter 7 років тому +3011

    I'm glad Polnareff inexplicably got his clothes back when he turned back into an adult.

  • @Vlad_3d
    @Vlad_3d 9 років тому +2012

    Say hi to Team Rocket while you're up there, Alessi

    • @deviljho9995
      @deviljho9995 8 років тому +213

      he may salute kars

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 7 років тому +82

      deviljho 999 And eventually he'll stop thinking.

    • @Doolie572
      @Doolie572 6 років тому +57

      "We're blasting off again"

    • @PatsDynasty
      @PatsDynasty 5 років тому +5

      Kars too

    • @Dcfan200
      @Dcfan200 5 років тому +4

      *RETIYA!*

  • @yoshitotem
    @yoshitotem 8 років тому +1686

    Jesus christ, star platinums smile is terrifying... (star platinum dosen't usually smile)

    • @agustinlagos3340
      @agustinlagos3340 8 років тому +209

      +yoshitotem in the manga he smiled a lot, when he is punching Kakioyn's stand, when he throws iggy and when punches a shark, and those are the first ones i just remember

    • @Green0leum
      @Green0leum 8 років тому +157

      Ora.

    • @yoshitotem
      @yoshitotem 8 років тому +5

      Agustín Lagos Even then that still isn't a lot.

    • @agustinlagos3340
      @agustinlagos3340 8 років тому +21

      ***** what i'm trying to say is that he smiled more on the manga than in the anime

    • @yoshitotem
      @yoshitotem 8 років тому +4

      Agustín Lagos I get that, but the few examples you provide tell me that even in the manga star platinum STILL didn't smile much.

  • @mradjective3533
    @mradjective3533 8 років тому +877

    Say hi to kars while your up there alessi.

    • @ImJeremyHD
      @ImJeremyHD 8 років тому +36

      nice one

    • @justplayfly
      @justplayfly 7 років тому +52

      But... he probably will eventually stop thinking

    • @theladkc6126
      @theladkc6126 4 роки тому +4

      I just remembered what I mean kars got put in the space program by joseph

  • @WakkaMadeInYevon
    @WakkaMadeInYevon 8 років тому +726

    Eventually, Alessi just stopped thinking...

    • @FreedomHero4
      @FreedomHero4 8 років тому +37

      Now if only we could get the Al Bhed in the same position

    • @vdig
      @vdig 8 років тому +3

      +FreedomHero4 Fryd eh dra funmt tet Rikku yht dra Al Bhed tu du oui? Tet drao syga Tidus tu dryd myikr ykyeh?

    • @giuseppedaddio9176
      @giuseppedaddio9176 7 років тому

      Wakka: Made in Yevon Say hi to Kars from me~

    • @user-xh8nb7kl2g
      @user-xh8nb7kl2g 2 роки тому

      Had he ever, though?

    • @PK-Radio
      @PK-Radio 2 роки тому

      Blasting off again

  • @threedragonstalk2123
    @threedragonstalk2123 7 років тому +757

    The way he says "ora" as a kid is so cute, omg

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 8 років тому +2419

    Alessi is no match for Shotaro.

    • @denizlaw1576
      @denizlaw1576 8 років тому +220

      Shotaro... gg

    • @ownersgs
      @ownersgs 8 років тому +190

      did you mean shortaro

    • @LockRainmaker
      @LockRainmaker 8 років тому +41

      No. He didn't.

    • @rudys.artous5477
      @rudys.artous5477 8 років тому +50

      +ownersgs clearly he mention shota.

    • @ownersgs
      @ownersgs 8 років тому +20

      +Jay Snake yes I wasn't completely aware of "shota" term

  • @SuperUnhappyman
    @SuperUnhappyman 8 років тому +2113

    ohhh Alessi if only you knew
    Jotaro came out of the womb with his balls dropped and when the doctor slapped him to hear him cry all the doctor heard was "ORA!" and then nothing cause Jotaro knocked him out!

    • @topdog2007
      @topdog2007 7 років тому +85

      U mean when holly had joatoro she hered Ora In her womb

    • @SuperUnhappyman
      @SuperUnhappyman 7 років тому +223

      the faint sounds of "ORA ORA ORA" could be heard as sperm jotaro pummelled its way into the egg

    • @topdog2007
      @topdog2007 7 років тому +65

      SuperUnhappyman you mean when his father imprageted holly he ora ora ora his bother and sister so he can be born

    • @SuperUnhappyman
      @SuperUnhappyman 7 років тому +7

      topdog2007 ell he also had to penetrate the egg

    • @topdog2007
      @topdog2007 7 років тому +12

      SuperUnhappyman so did jolyin too XD after bursting threw joator sperm

  • @Ne0MT
    @Ne0MT 7 років тому +1253

    few people know this fact, but jotaro ORA ORA´D his way out of the womb

    • @domicson4587
      @domicson4587 7 років тому +24

      NeoMT And Ora Ora into a womb with his Star Platinum

    • @Trey4k_14
      @Trey4k_14 5 років тому +31

      HOLLY OH NOOOoOOOO

    • @peynnep6483
      @peynnep6483 5 років тому +17

      dam, his mother got beaten so hard she is fine with everything

    • @PF10yt
      @PF10yt 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao, I can imagine that. That is now my head canon

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 4 роки тому +26

      Holly is strongest Joestar confirmed

  • @djk1288
    @djk1288 7 років тому +384

    The truth is, Jotaro stole a lot of things at a young age...
    One of those things was Koichi's puberty.

    • @scarletrosekat9444
      @scarletrosekat9444 6 років тому +14

      Good one

    • @blueSeele
      @blueSeele 4 роки тому +35

      Jotaro steals? No dignity.

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 4 роки тому +5

      Didn’t realize he could mess with time at such a young age

  • @sanbanapoy
    @sanbanapoy 7 років тому +459

    When the fuck did Jotaro hit puberty? 6?

    • @julianmitchell3035
      @julianmitchell3035 7 років тому +272

      He was born with puberty.

    • @JuhusOnY
      @JuhusOnY 7 років тому +3

      omg XD

    • @jorgenitales412
      @jorgenitales412 7 років тому +12

      •TheBurgundyNinja • he inherited that strength from his joestar side.

    • @julianmitchell3035
      @julianmitchell3035 7 років тому +22

      Jorge Nitales He also got an enhanced version of the badass gene from dear old gigi

    • @javionwalker4807
      @javionwalker4807 7 років тому

      •TheBurgundyNinja • yeah he did yeah he did

  • @Merf_Gaming
    @Merf_Gaming 7 років тому +1988

    Honestly while I was watching this I was kinda hoping Alessi would kiddify Joseph and turn him back to his form in Battle Tendancy... That would be cool

    • @mercury5003
      @mercury5003 7 років тому +96

      It happens in the Capcom fighting game

    • @DDespicable
      @DDespicable 7 років тому +36

      and the seventh stand user fanmade game, tho its complicated how to make it happen

    • @justplayfly
      @justplayfly 7 років тому +116

      Imagine if it happeed and as soon as he appeared, Bloody Stream started playing

    • @metis7534
      @metis7534 7 років тому +35

      I think Hermit Purple could have been even stronger if Joseph was 19 again

    • @riceeater106
      @riceeater106 7 років тому +26

      Coach Cloud He didn't have hermitto purpuru back then.
      Cuz remember when Alessi said how Polnareff had a stand since he is a baby?
      And Jotaro doesn't.

  • @SaikoRhythm
    @SaikoRhythm 8 років тому +1963

    Let's examine this.
    Jotaro is only seven here.
    He broke Alessi's jaw and his nose, and also sent him flying, all without help from a Stand.
    Jotaro is best JoJo.

    • @IronHawk96
      @IronHawk96 7 років тому +38

      SaikoRhythm Damn straight!

    • @Zyrdrakyll
      @Zyrdrakyll 7 років тому +69

      SaikoRhythm
      Young Joseph

    • @armedweiss5531
      @armedweiss5531 7 років тому +29

      Mine from worst to best goes:
      Jonathan, Giorno, Jotaro, Jo2ke, Josuke, Jolyne, Johnny, Part 2 Joseph

    • @Zyrdrakyll
      @Zyrdrakyll 7 років тому +58

      And also.
      Joseph killed a 4000 year old unkillable vampire that has the capability to posses a stand.

    • @SaikoRhythm
      @SaikoRhythm 7 років тому +78

      Part 2 Joseph is overrated, he's the weakest in terms of pure strength but he's the smartest JoJo by far

  • @hageshii4286
    @hageshii4286 7 років тому +331

    Alessi wished for death, but was unable to die.
    Eventually he stopped thinking

  • @drixg555
    @drixg555 7 років тому +353

    Did the narrator really have to say that Alessi was 38 years old and still single?

    • @juckoosaurus
      @juckoosaurus 7 років тому +378

      he was a douche
      so even the narrator had to take pot shots at him

    • @AnonymousRandomDude
      @AnonymousRandomDude 7 років тому +136

      Imagine if Rohan narrated all his other personal information.

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 років тому +10

      It's the little things.

    • @matthewboyer7401
      @matthewboyer7401 6 років тому +6

      Yes. He was that much of a piece of shit.

    • @subie1019
      @subie1019 4 роки тому +4

      its these necessary little details that made this anime nicer

  • @universe8428
    @universe8428 9 років тому +565

    I'd like to think that he'd see kars while he's up there just a thought.

    • @deviljho9995
      @deviljho9995 8 років тому +161

      he eventually stopped thinking

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 років тому +3

      That doesn't make any sense, because he'd be dead. He was retired, so he'll definitely feel those stabs and bruises in the hospital.

  • @aznable1000
    @aznable1000 8 років тому +514

    38 years old, single
    lol

    • @kiba_the_lucky
      @kiba_the_lucky 8 років тому +72

      +TheExplodingcheez You can relate to being punched by a kid 9999998 times?
      wow

  • @slugofborg6532
    @slugofborg6532 8 років тому +742

    Imagine.
    Instead of hurtling off into the great blue yonder, Alessi instead flies directly into the sun.
    The shadow he projects behind him is immense.
    Everyone turns into babies.

    • @accelriderx2931
      @accelriderx2931 8 років тому +21

      I don't think his Stand would do that, given the damage.

    • @aaron4695
      @aaron4695 8 років тому +20

      He'd die long before he even got close to the sun. The sun is so far away that it takes light a couple years to get here, just imagine how long it would take a floating guy to get there.

    • @accelriderx2931
      @accelriderx2931 8 років тому +1

      Aaron Parsons
      Plus doesn't his shadow have to be directly connected to him for the Stand to work?

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 8 років тому +26

      +jeffrey williams Jotaro punched him so hard he was flying at the speed of light? DAMN

    • @ItsRokaze
      @ItsRokaze 6 років тому +4

      and joseph goes back to battle tendency

  • @jackmcmorrow9397
    @jackmcmorrow9397 8 років тому +744

    Star platinum punched him downwards and he somehow flew into the air

    • @marche800
      @marche800 8 років тому +236

      he ricocheted off the floor

    • @007whitespy
      @007whitespy 8 років тому +77

      +Jack McMorrow The punch was so powerful that he bounced up off the ground perhaps?

    • @bernardosales1044
      @bernardosales1044 8 років тому +154

      It just works

    • @jui618
      @jui618 8 років тому +73

      WE TECH THOOOOOSE

    • @marche800
      @marche800 8 років тому +1

      +jui618 Exactly

  • @aziamuth6856
    @aziamuth6856 8 років тому +607

    I think Alessi was the villain I hated the most.

    • @marioalmanza32
      @marioalmanza32 8 років тому +118

      For me it was either him or Steely Dan

    • @aziamuth6856
      @aziamuth6856 8 років тому +73

      +Mario Almanza Ikr, but Steely Dan at least did not beat up children.

    • @marioalmanza32
      @marioalmanza32 8 років тому +80

      +Watkin True, Alessi was even more of an asshole for that

    • @letsplaydanny9548
      @letsplaydanny9548 8 років тому +11

      Do you ever read Part 5?

    • @Voldrim359
      @Voldrim359 7 років тому +15

      He uses a child like a hostage... but, still, he was beat up

  • @GabedalfTheWhite
    @GabedalfTheWhite 7 років тому +141

    1:13
    And those, ladies and gentlemen, are the faces of death

    • @WildcardHand
      @WildcardHand 5 років тому +17

      you really know you're screwed when star platinum is smiling.

    • @nekoboi3320
      @nekoboi3320 3 роки тому +1

      @@WildcardHand lol ikr

  • @sherul1144
    @sherul1144 9 років тому +107

    When Star Platinum smiled to Alessi,he knows he's already fucked up.No mercy whatsoever.

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 8 років тому +181

    Even in his youth Jojo didn't skip leg day

    • @ashwolf2006
      @ashwolf2006 7 років тому +13

      and that's the reason dio lost.

    • @rahmanmoncatar9675
      @rahmanmoncatar9675 5 років тому +14

      I can imagine jotaro in preschool beating up a big bully

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +1

      @@rahmanmoncatar9675 I can, have, and will again

  • @rainbowworld1292
    @rainbowworld1292 6 років тому +167

    how to throw someone in space:
    Joseph : use a magical stone with sunlight energy above a volcano pit to make an explosion that throws giant rocks to your opponent till he freezes in vacuum of space
    Jotaro : punch him very hard

  • @SuperUnhappyman
    @SuperUnhappyman 8 років тому +720

    okay so aparrently people are wondering why jotaro is like this and not a normal child like polnareff there are about 2 reasonable theories
    1. he hasnt reverted and has the mindset of teen badass jotaro
    2. even as a seven year old he was this tough and his mother made a glorified version of jotaro in her mind. it makes sense considering joseph and suzy q only heard about jotaro through holly and since then joseph has talked to suzy about jotaro telling her the truth which is why she thinks hes been acting like a rebel only lately.

    • @thehooblah1053
      @thehooblah1053 8 років тому +126

      1, could be right, Jotaro still has a 17year old mindset, it takes a few min for your mind to revert to childhood

    • @Marysajama
      @Marysajama 7 років тому +2

      SuperUnhappyman

    • @bobtehguy2989
      @bobtehguy2989 6 років тому +41

      The nurse said that he has never gotten hurt in a fight, and the Stand was recent. So yes, he was just like that before.

    • @johndoe-nv6lp
      @johndoe-nv6lp 5 років тому +14

      But how come Jotaro's grand mother have a picture of her and Jotaro smiling?

    • @ty1olimmm751
      @ty1olimmm751 5 років тому +3

      Jotaro was just born a badass

  • @MukuonChannel
    @MukuonChannel 8 років тому +67

    Have you even seen a kid's fist so huge and manly that it blots out the sun?

  • @DerRitter7
    @DerRitter7 7 років тому +166

    You don't fuck with a Joestar, even a little kid.

    • @therealmochyeh6099
      @therealmochyeh6099 7 років тому +2

      Der Ritter exactly.

    • @julianmitchell3035
      @julianmitchell3035 7 років тому +20

      You'd think the Joestars would have a reputation of whoopin' ass for over 100 years. Oh well! 'Guess they'll have to find out the hard way.
      AKA:
      The OVERDRIVE, ORA, DORA and MUDA way!

    • @FireWolfu
      @FireWolfu 7 років тому +3

      Der Ritter jotoro was the stand when he was a kid.

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 7 років тому +5

      Der Ritter Correction: You don't fuck with a Kujo-Joestar.

  • @HyakuJuu01300
    @HyakuJuu01300 7 років тому +160

    Even kid Jotaro sounds badass. That Ora Ora was intense boi.

  • @Blueninja825
    @Blueninja825 7 років тому +64

    It's kinda funny that Alessi got his ass kicked by a 7-year-old

    • @tentilol
      @tentilol 3 роки тому +7

      he pissed off jotaro, thats why he lost

  • @ZeroYame
    @ZeroYame 8 років тому +165

    the beatdown of Steely Dan was painful enough.
    now with Silver Chariot... more pain

    • @marche800
      @marche800 8 років тому +10

      not nearly as long though

    • @ZeroYame
      @ZeroYame 8 років тому +2

      +Marche800 yeah

  • @toxicitzi357
    @toxicitzi357 8 років тому +84

    who else was impressed that Jotaru could carry his adult clothes, without having them fall off?

    • @rbraunbeck96
      @rbraunbeck96 7 років тому +3

      Well Polnareff did it so there's no reason why Jotaro couldn't

    • @travisoliver6741
      @travisoliver6741 6 років тому +12

      Jalen Lymon Nah. In JoJo, the clothes change colors in badass moments (See Jotaro vs Kakyoin).

    • @bostonadynamics
      @bostonadynamics Рік тому +2

      @@rbraunbeck96 he has golden chain that is like 8kg, already tough for polnareff at his ages, and didn't even reacted it like teen, he has atleast power of full grown man.

  • @LonePhantom756
    @LonePhantom756 9 років тому +77

    The moment we saw Stardust Platinum emote for the first time EVER? You just KNEW this beat-down was gonna be epic...and considering what a creep Alessi was, every last second of it was richly-deserved.

    • @UltimateExcorsist
      @UltimateExcorsist 9 років тому +16

      LonePhantom756 It's suprising that they even showed any mercy because Silver Chariot or Star Platinum could have instantly killed him.

    • @LonePhantom756
      @LonePhantom756 9 років тому +15

      Given what a scumbag he is, I can only assume that the only reason he lived was because he's more durable than Jotaro and Polareff thought. Though there's no telling what condition he was in afterwards...

    • @KayDizzelVids
      @KayDizzelVids 9 років тому +8

      LonePhantom756 And Honestly, if he showed is face again, they'd kill him regardless. Alessi made sure he'd never run into them again.

    • @topdog2007
      @topdog2007 9 років тому

      KDavisJr86 i would ora ora him with joataro and pollafar

    • @topdog2007
      @topdog2007 8 років тому

      +LonePhantom756 this is how you do it
      you now when star paltuime grin you now you don fucked up

  • @LucarioredLR
    @LucarioredLR 7 років тому +44

    ur shittin me I can barely fight an average person meanwhile kid Jotaro kicked the shit out of an adult.

  • @juandacharroninja
    @juandacharroninja 9 років тому +126

    Krusty the Klown has been defeated again!!!

  • @sadinky7169
    @sadinky7169 4 роки тому +21

    Holly: he's saying his first words
    Baby jotaro: ya-yare yare daze

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 7 років тому +49

    No one has ever seen Star Platinum smile and live to tell the tale.

  • @illogical1421
    @illogical1421 8 років тому +98

    Jotaro is no joke, don't mess with him!!!

    • @mariofann9000
      @mariofann9000 8 років тому +20

      +SalamSeven7 even as a kid, one punch to the jaw is enough to break it. seriously jotaro is scary even as a kid

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 8 років тому +3

      Scarier as a kid, tbh.

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 7 років тому +96

    Now Imagine if Koichi is affected by Alessi's Stand.

    • @MeMeMcsplosion
      @MeMeMcsplosion 7 років тому +61

      I doubt he'd look any different at first

    • @adon732alex
      @adon732alex 5 років тому +7

      This stand only affects people who have dignity

    • @siyado3636
      @siyado3636 4 роки тому +2

      Hmmm koichi probable go back to were you gor pregnant

    • @Jugdjay
      @Jugdjay 2 роки тому

      Plot twist: He grows up.

  • @IronHawk96
    @IronHawk96 8 років тому +72

    And ever since then. Alessi learned a valuable lesson. Don't fuck with Jotaro Kujo

  • @hellswinter8911
    @hellswinter8911 9 років тому +157

    TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAIIIIIIN!

    • @Dcfan200
      @Dcfan200 5 років тому

      @Dave This is anime only, dweeb.

  • @Bagelbruh
    @Bagelbruh 7 років тому +25

    Jotaro has bragging rights that he beat up a stand user when he was 8.

  • @MaverickX578
    @MaverickX578 7 років тому +96

    Now if Joseph was there and saw jotaro do that he would say, OH MY GOD!!!!

    • @Bestroyer348
      @Bestroyer348 3 роки тому +2

      Wait wait wait... I margine if all the crusaders where in that episode.

    • @tentilol
      @tentilol 3 роки тому +8

      @@Bestroyer348 then:
      -kid kakyoin
      -kid avdol
      -puppy iggy
      -battle tendency joseph

  • @MegaUmi
    @MegaUmi 8 років тому +79

    Silver chariot is so mad after being turned into a kid and star platinum is so happy to get to punch some one after long time so favb

  • @tatmmw1
    @tatmmw1 7 років тому +117

    Wait a minute. Jotaro never said ORA ORA ORA, it's just like his Stand is a reflection of Jotaro's young personality, like with Byakuya and his Zampakuto

    • @HydrusBlack
      @HydrusBlack 7 років тому +28

      You mentioned my name, and thus, I appeared.

    • @ran_436
      @ran_436 7 років тому +4

      you're 4 months late

    • @handyy2629
      @handyy2629 6 років тому +1

      Elquiore and im..... uhhh whatever

    • @mikayari185
      @mikayari185 6 років тому +4

      No, he still had his memory intact.

    • @YoungLeosword
      @YoungLeosword 6 років тому +2

      Josefumi shouts ORA himself when fighting the Schottkeys himself before he activates Soft & Wet.

  • @stubbstcg9682
    @stubbstcg9682 7 років тому +40

    Star Platinum's smile gets me everytime.

  • @oceanman2886
    @oceanman2886 7 років тому +31

    jotaro dont need his stand

  • @kiritoisalwaysrightfoundation
    @kiritoisalwaysrightfoundation 3 роки тому +6

    Proof that Jotaro is Star Platinum himself XD

  • @nguyhiemnhan86
    @nguyhiemnhan86 3 роки тому +5

    At the age of 7, Jotaro broke the world record for fastest human punches

  • @JacomeFelg
    @JacomeFelg 7 років тому +25

    One of the most satisfying moments in the series XD

  • @agamernamedjoe
    @agamernamedjoe 5 років тому +16

    1:13 Jotaro: Star Platinum have fun
    Star Platinum: YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!

  • @kuuga3104
    @kuuga3104 8 років тому +16

    Look at Silver Chariot's face( or eyes) when Star Platinum smiles, talk about a psychopath

  • @aibi-tb8ir
    @aibi-tb8ir 7 років тому +43

    this leaves people wondering : what changed Jotaro from the sweet little boy to this badass we know and love?

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 4 роки тому +8

      I think he is still the sweet and loving boy deep down. He's just trying to show no weaknesses. Like when he told Holly to lay down because she had a fever. He said it like he was angry but he just wanted the best for her

    • @EvelynL.1112
      @EvelynL.1112 3 роки тому +5

      I think it all started when his dad was always absent in his life and he was sweet until he got bullied a lot and snapped.

    • @williamsonlavioser8042
      @williamsonlavioser8042 2 роки тому +2

      @@EvelynL.1112 Lmao, there's no way Jotaro could get bullied. The students of his school even said that he never lost a fight. Also, his father was only in a world trip as he was a famous musician. He didn't leave them

    • @RepublicTrooper125
      @RepublicTrooper125 2 роки тому

      @@williamsonlavioser8042 they might have verbally bullied him and he said enough was enough.

  • @WilliamShinal
    @WilliamShinal 8 років тому +75

    Silver Chariot: You pissed me off, pervert!
    Star Platinum: This is gonna be fun! Have a taste of your own medicine!

  • @SpectralSlugger
    @SpectralSlugger 7 років тому +14

    Jotaro clearly hit puberty about as hard as he hit steely Dan.

  • @WilliamShinal
    @WilliamShinal 8 років тому +29

    I just noticed that the punches sound like BULLETS!

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 7 років тому +25

      That's the idea. Dio's punches sound like canons going off.

    • @SalamenceFury
      @SalamenceFury 6 років тому +3

      More like a fuckin' turret.

  • @kyursa9395
    @kyursa9395 7 років тому +20

    little ora ora

  • @kek_yoin8952
    @kek_yoin8952 4 роки тому +5

    Jotaro as a kid : Doesn't get to use Star Platinum
    Also Jotaro : Ora's Alessi to flight
    Star Platinum : I raised that boy

  • @Blittsplitt5
    @Blittsplitt5 7 років тому +13

    that star platinum smile though

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 7 років тому +4

    If you see Star Platnium smile, you are already dead

  • @marche800
    @marche800 8 років тому +15

    Alessi Retires!
    He now has a relaxing life on the moon.

  • @loshtrimpo8781
    @loshtrimpo8781 3 роки тому +5

    I love the way Jotaro always does what he wants, like if he wants to beat you up, you can chain him to a wall, you can do whatever you want to him, but he will beat you up

  • @onehungryboy9438
    @onehungryboy9438 7 років тому +43

    I guess he's SHOTAro now... I'll stop.

  • @MrsButterfly139
    @MrsButterfly139 4 роки тому +5

    1:12 i love this face of the star platinum

  • @illogical1421
    @illogical1421 8 років тому +11

    And this is why Jotaro is so f*cking BADASS!!!!

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 8 років тому +4

      Even as a kid he'll beat your ass into space. That's how badass he is.

  • @tragos3516
    @tragos3516 4 роки тому +5

    When kid jotaro started beating him, I burst out laughing

  • @JawsFG_
    @JawsFG_ 4 роки тому +3

    Therapist: Kid Jotaro isn't real. He can't hurt you.
    Kid Jotaro:

  • @hezza2077
    @hezza2077 4 роки тому +5

    The way he turns around after he finishes punching him is just gold

  • @CianM1301
    @CianM1301 8 років тому +10

    1:13 It was at this moment Alessi knew...he fucked up.

  • @roderickspencerjr.2482
    @roderickspencerjr.2482 4 роки тому +12

    If Jonathan was seeing Jotaro do this, he would be so proud cuz he almost did Sunset Yellow Overdrive🤣 or I think he did hahaha

  • @pyrophobia133
    @pyrophobia133 8 років тому +36

    he's blasting off again!

    • @ninjan1nja
      @ninjan1nja 7 років тому +1

      Zatchooze Naut
      WWWRRRYYYYYY

  • @nocos7367
    @nocos7367 4 роки тому +4

    Jojo's mom: Look the baby is kicking, come hear it.
    Jojo's dad: nani? "ora ora ora ora ora" ?

  • @HerrMasterLizard
    @HerrMasterLizard 8 років тому +17

    Brothers in ORA

  • @TributesAndUnique
    @TributesAndUnique 8 років тому +27

    How come kid!Pol is goofy looking and kid!Jotaro isnt? They are both cute though

    • @dominationsoldier2285
      @dominationsoldier2285 8 років тому +24

      +TributesAndUnique Jotaro was in Alessi's shadow Stand for a lot less time than Polnareff. Let's face it, Polnareff is a bit of a goof anyways. And besides, who wouldn't look cool in Jotaro's outfit?

    • @linkofthewild4236
      @linkofthewild4236 8 років тому +21

      +DominationSoldier Also it takes time for the mindset of a person to change when they get younger. Jotaro was still in his usual mindset, so Alessi was still no problem to him.

  • @Cactusman129
    @Cactusman129 7 років тому +24

    one of the few scenes i think the anime did better for one reason alone: tiny oras

  • @merinadas1931
    @merinadas1931 4 роки тому +2

    Imagine being a bystander and watch a kid beat up a fully grown man.

  • @tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690
    @tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690 4 роки тому +2

    this just implies that Jotaro doesn't need Star Platinum because he can punch just as fast

  • @grapefruit04
    @grapefruit04 8 років тому +7

    I always thouht is scene was funny because you could tell Jotaro behaves the way he does now even when he was a kid

    • @javonyounger5107
      @javonyounger5107 7 років тому +5

      According to his mom he used to be a nice kid.

  • @user.LCW01
    @user.LCW01 3 роки тому +3

    Jotaro doesn't need a stand. He *is* the stand.

  • @shnazzyjazzy4611
    @shnazzyjazzy4611 7 років тому +24

    *WERE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNN*

  • @loraineamiceda8899
    @loraineamiceda8899 4 роки тому +7

    At the hosp:
    Doctor: cmon holly just one push
    Holly: EEEEEEEEEEEE
    Doctor: Here he comes!!
    Holly: *exhausted
    Doctor: so this is your son
    Jotaro: o...
    Holly: omg his first word is okaasan
    Jotaro: ORA!!!

  • @gagowes7156
    @gagowes7156 7 років тому +3

    OMG!Kid jotaro have this much power?
    Your next line is "yes"

  • @dannylamb456
    @dannylamb456 9 років тому +77

    1:12
    Tonight, you

    • @KayDizzelVids
      @KayDizzelVids 9 років тому

      ***** #Creepface

    • @marcrizkalla9936
      @marcrizkalla9936 8 років тому +2

      +dannylamb456 You know you're a dead man when STANDS smile evilly at you

  • @OkiSuwen
    @OkiSuwen 4 роки тому +2

    Kid: You stink! What are you gonna do about it?
    Kid Jotaro: Yare yare daze...

  • @dragishawk9564
    @dragishawk9564 8 років тому +5

    Even as a kid, Jotaro is a badass.

  • @jdawglegoguy
    @jdawglegoguy 8 років тому +30

    Even as a kid, Jotaro is still the most badass anime character ever

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t 6 років тому +4

      Actually, Jotaro Kujo is outclassed only by Kenshiro the Hokuto Shin Ken Master and Guts the Black Swordsman (the most super badass anime/manga character to exist).

    • @rahmanmoncatar9675
      @rahmanmoncatar9675 5 років тому

      @@whathell6t actually no one is saying this is death battle

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t 5 років тому

      Rahman Moncatar Well, course not. It’s not a death battle because the comment is not referring about powers and fighting techniques; or battle outcomes. It’s ranking the character based on impressive features, accomplishments, and empathetic burdens.

  • @Dum_Nathan
    @Dum_Nathan 5 років тому +5

    I know Jotaro's stand didnt develop until recently, but can you imagine what a kid Star Platinum would look like?

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 5 років тому +2

    Well, at least Kars will have some company.

  • @anonymoussourcream3175
    @anonymoussourcream3175 6 років тому +1

    I imagine Jotaro came out of the womb the same way he broke out of High Priestess.

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 6 років тому +4

    All this makes me wonder how strong Jotaro was at seven years old. If he could really do all of that without Star Platinum, it’s no wonder he became a badass.

  • @blailenthames128
    @blailenthames128 7 років тому +11

    I miss that narrator

  • @wastefulbuzzkill4673
    @wastefulbuzzkill4673 4 роки тому +1

    The kid that got to voice kid jotaro must've felt like the luckiest person in the world

  • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
    @ReptilianTeaDrinker 8 років тому +4

    Jotaru, ripped since birth and manly as fuck.