"He looks just like Mr. Joestar!" *casually says Speedwagon while surrounded by 3 Joestars, 2 from a different time, and only knowing 1 Joestar from his actual life at that point, which was a totally different Joestar*
@@grapz2245 No it doesn't. The full phrase implies "give me the turtle" and accomplishs that by dropping the verb. 亀 is what you would translate as turtle. He clearly says 亀を
@@sailor5853 you okay dude? Literally, all he says, vebatim, is "Jotaro, turtle." The "を" after "かめ" doesn't actually translate to anything. It's just grammatical. Yes? "Get the turtle" is implied through context? Nobody is disagreeing with that? What has got you with a stick up your ass? This is the dumbest thing to insult someone over - a youtube comment from almost a year ago about grammer in an entirely different language.
Maybe he didn't mean this far back in time. Or maybe it only shows up when he uses hamon. Or maybe they can see it but we can't because it might be confusing
@@cin2110 Araki's statement also goes on to state that he came up with Hermit Purple as the stand form of Hamon. Or at least, the stand form of Joseph's Hamon. Araki stating that they can see HP is more of a maybe. He didn't say it was certain. Just that it's likely.
5:02 I like how jotaro turned around and gazed upon the sky while uttering a confused "HM?!". Clever boy knew the video was gonna end before we could see the rest of that cutscene.
A. That requires hard work and we all know Joseph hates that. B. That would just mean he’d stay young while his wife and daughter age normally. Lisa Lisa only did it because she lost her family, it wouldn’t make sense for Joseph to do it while he’s just starting his.
when he said "maybe you'll believe us if we show you this," i thought they were gonna show their birthmarks, so when he followed it up with "jotaro, get the turtle," it completely hit me in the stomach
I love Y. Joseph's reaction to Coco Jambo's power. At that age the only "anormal" stuff the he knew was the hamon and the vampires. So watching a young Speedwagon coming out from a turtle was the third weirdest thing that he learned.
What about the dead German soldiers that Wamon killed after he awaken himself and removed all the interior except the cloths and skin of the soldiers ?
Old Joseph: I can prove I'm you! Watch! Your next line is probably going to be "What?! This old man can't possibly be me from the future!!" Joseph: What?! This old man can't possibly be me from the future!!------------NANI?!?!?!
I mean you live the life that Joseph has had, and see all the crazy stuff he’s seen you’d probably be kinda numb to the things others would find crazy eventually.
Oh god, both young and old Joseph's voice actors are actually close in real life. Tomokazu Sugita (young Joseph's VA) really respected Unsho Ishizuka (old Joseph's VA) and he was really devastated when Unsho-san passed away today. Unsho-san was always there to brighten up the mood during post-recording, and actually enjoyed working in Gintama anime with Sugita.
Old Joseph: "Your next line will be: your next line will be: I told you." Young Joseph: "Your next line will be: I told you." Old Joseph: "I told you." Young Joseph: "NAANIII??!!"
Young Joseph: Who are you two? Old Joseph: That guy there is my grandson, Jotaro. And I'm (proceeds to put on tequila Joseph outfit) Young Joseph: god damn it...
This would've been a perfect time to "Your next line" himself! Because he's already experienced all of this before and remembers what he's going to say!
He hasn't experienced this before. He's creating a new timeline and an alternate version of his past self. He still remembers things the way they happened in the anime, and this young Joseph won't grow up to become this exact old Joseph.
I just wanted to see... Joseph:- Your next line is "your next line is "your next line is "your next line is..... Old Joseph:- Your next line is "your next line is "your next line is "your next line is.....
This game is essentially Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, only with JoJo characters instead of famous people and using a turtle for transportation and not a phone booth.
Joseph: You're weak
Old Joseph: *_I'm you_*
I've been looking for this one
The Greatest No u
the momment i see this comment the likes are 666.
Part 3 Joseph: Your next line will be "You're weak", toyu!
Part 2 Joseph: _You're we- _*_NANI?!_*
That was what i was gonna say!
Old Joseph: Your next line will be "your next line will be"
Young Joseph: Your next line will be...NANI?!
Liniception.
Sans Skeleton an infinite loop
stolen
Old Joseph : nani!?!... NANI!?!
*gasp*
"You'll believe me when I show you this"
Oh, maybe he's gonna show him the star birthmark
"jotaro, get the turtle"
._.
That's marine biologist Jotaro for ya
jotaro, get the polnarref
OSHUN MAN
@@s_callahan no, just no
"Jotaro show him your waifu"
"He looks just like Mr. Joestar!"
*casually says Speedwagon while surrounded by 3 Joestars, 2 from a different time, and only knowing 1 Joestar from his actual life at that point, which was a totally different Joestar*
This deserves more upvotes
@@NoOne-qi4tb r/ifoundtheredditor
Lol
@@Maxizag r/noonegivesashit
@@yusha1059 r/ididntask
Speedwagon: i need to take care of mr joestar.
Joseph: my grandfather, future me, future grandson, or me?
De Xi technicallt Jotaro’s last name isnt Joestar, its Kujo
Yes
Just imagine how many replies you'd get if you screamed "Jojo" into the turtle room...
•shoots aidyl noorazli•
Friggin' smartass.
@LELZz
Yes it was.
“Jotaro, get the turtle.”
*Jotaro casually pulls out a turtle from his pocket*
It's from part 5
I mean, it's Jotaro. When's the last time he looked like he gives a crap while not fighting
Nick Z Games He laughed at a rock that one time
*Yare *Yare intensifies*
Gotta have polnareff with you
Joseph should have asked:
"If you're from the future, what's the Joestar secret technique?"
Both: Nigerundayo!
Underrated
“Yare yare daze.”
Nigerundayo smokey!*
Run away from each other going in opposite directions
@@kungenkingen4605 without the undayo
It's a secret tech
"You were saying something about corpses?"
"Like Caesar..."
"What"
"What"
Paco L. Oh boi
Valentine: yes
Too soon
"Hey gramps, do I get a wife in the future?"
"you get more than a wife, young, little joseph"
You get 2
@@tenebrefoxy1511 correction one wife and a mistress
@@myneneedssomequalitytimein8908 She might as well be a wife considering how quickly she jumped on Jotaro.
@7 Melt NIGERUNDAYO
Young little Jojo grew up to be a deadbeat senile stand user; T H E E N D
I'm very disappointed that Old Joseph didn't pull a "Your next line will be" on himself.
Ikr
That would have been probably more convincing.
and seeing Caesar didn't trigger ptsd 0/10
Your next line will be "your next line will be nani!?"
Your next line will be nani, nani!?
Nani!?
@@emeraldz6744 Wait what? If I could understand that maybe I would have said that but do you think my simpleton mind can comprehend that?
2:39 The phrase “Get the turtle” is so short that you’d think the Japanese say it as much as hello
Literally translated, all he says is "Turtle."
@@grapz2245 imagine irl, youre asking your friend for a pillow. “[friend], pillow.”
@@grapz2245 No it doesn't.
The full phrase implies "give me the turtle" and accomplishs that by dropping the verb.
亀 is what you would translate as turtle. He clearly says 亀を
stop spreading unrequested half ass information
@@sailor5853 you okay dude?
Literally, all he says, vebatim, is "Jotaro, turtle." The "を" after "かめ" doesn't actually translate to anything. It's just grammatical.
Yes? "Get the turtle" is implied through context? Nobody is disagreeing with that? What has got you with a stick up your ass? This is the dumbest thing to insult someone over - a youtube comment from almost a year ago about grammer in an entirely different language.
I can only imagine how Old Joseph felt when he saw Caesar again.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
5:02
"That's right. We-"
"Look out, gramps, the video is ending!"
*roundabout plays*
@@captainducktape3058 I'll be the roundabout
@@feliceclefie8450 The words will make you out n' out
@@jaquiroquilantang8126 I spent the day your way
Call it morning driving through the sound and in and out the valleeeeey
"So, if you're here, where is Caesar from the future? I'd love to see him as an old man."
"Y-yeah...me too...."
HongKongPhooey89 Da feels.
HongKongPhooey89 HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL!
jeez,call our hearts caesar,cuz you just crushed em all
SHIIIIIIZAAAAAAA~
HOW D A R E
YOU
Ouch
“If the stardust crusaders went back in time, they’d see hermit purple wrapped around joseph”
Maybe he didn't mean this far back in time. Or maybe it only shows up when he uses hamon. Or maybe they can see it but we can't because it might be confusing
You don't see it?
yeah that's a retcon bullcrap it's an interview piece I won't accept it as canon
@@cin2110 yeah that only goes so far cause he could incorporate it into a novel or something
@@cin2110 Araki's statement also goes on to state that he came up with Hermit Purple as the stand form of Hamon. Or at least, the stand form of Joseph's Hamon.
Araki stating that they can see HP is more of a maybe. He didn't say it was certain. Just that it's likely.
"he looks just like mr joestar" speedwagon...... what one....
Yes
Jonathan
Joseph talks like a catgirl.
"NYANI?!"
"NYANDATO?!"
Bas van de Kleut best waifu
Subaru-kyun !
Bas van de Kleut kantai accent
He just says the start of Nani too high pitched
Catgirl more like Catboy
Joseph: “I don’t know why, but your next line will be oh my god!”
Old Joseph: “oh my g-OOOOH MYYYY GAAAHHHDD!!!”
(confused screaming)
oh my gawwd
OHHHHH NOOOOOO
@@jeff-mp9by HORRY SHIEEET!
@@olezka_dostoevsky SUNAVABEEETCH
5:02 I like how jotaro turned around and gazed upon the sky while uttering a confused "HM?!". Clever boy knew the video was gonna end before we could see the rest of that cutscene.
2:54 THEY SUMMONED JESUS HIMSELF
Imagine Jesus shows up in a church and just says "you rang?"
Out of all the Joestars, I feel like young Joseph would have been the one to figure it out... His deductive skills were great!
Even for a trickster its too much.
"So if you were a baby 50 years ago *commence finger counting* YOU ARE FIFTY?!" *john cena appears* are you sure about that
denial
I think joseph joestar is best jojo
@@Alad- especially when he got sugita as CV
Avengers Endgame : Cap meets cap 2012 colorized
DIOOOOO BRANDOOOOO
oh fuck in endgame there was a jojo reference
MARVEL IS A JOJO REFERENCE NOW BITCH
🍑🇺🇸
Can't believe they ripped something off.
"Jotaro, get the turtle."
**Giorno's theme starts playing**
**Josuke's theme starts playing**
**DIAVOLO'S THEME STARTS PLAYING**
Pillar men theme starts playing
ÆÆÆÆÆ
*Overdrive starts playing*
3:38
Speedwagon: *dying crow noise*
Ol' reliable Ocean Man Kujo carrying the turtle as always.
The turtle? Don't you mean polnareff? 😂😂
@@adammuhazlim5127 not A turtle, but *_THE_* turtle.
can we stop calling polnareff a turtle
BenCat07 Yeah, but we’re still gonna call his stand shit.
@@zitronenwasser He should be in the turtle, even Giorno acknowledge that when they meet part 3 Polnareff
If Joseph wouldve noticed that he got really old, he woulldve kept practicing hamon to not let that happen
Josephs pretty good for his age iirc
To look like Lisa Lisa?
A. That requires hard work and we all know Joseph hates that.
B. That would just mean he’d stay young while his wife and daughter age normally. Lisa Lisa only did it because she lost her family, it wouldn’t make sense for Joseph to do it while he’s just starting his.
It's theorized that he wanted to grow old with Suzi Q, since there weren't really any dangers until a few months prior to SDC when Dio reappears.
Don’t you remember what happened to straizo
when he said "maybe you'll believe us if we show you this," i thought they were gonna show their birthmarks, so when he followed it up with "jotaro, get the turtle," it completely hit me in the stomach
I love Y. Joseph's reaction to Coco Jambo's power. At that age the only "anormal" stuff the he knew was the hamon and the vampires. So watching a young Speedwagon coming out from a turtle was the third weirdest thing that he learned.
What about the dead German soldiers that Wamon killed after he awaken himself and removed all the interior except the cloths and skin of the soldiers ?
This is bad writing, the only Joseph need to say to convince the other Joseph is "your next line is..."
That would make a loop that can destroy space time contunuum
Or just admiting he had Eisidi and Wamon s curse in his body
@@RafaelPereira-dc9ir Wamon? Did you just mix Hamon and Wamuu?
@@cloakey1036 Lol prob name him a bit bad 😅
I think it was this event that created a paradox that allowed him to predict the future so well
Young Joseph: "Oh no! I'm hideous!"
Old Joseph: "was I really that camp and annoying?"
Joe1up (part 2)me: sorry to state this....but yes.....
Young Joseph:At least I didn't become sir Edgelord like him *points at jotaro*
@@myneneedssomequalitytimein8908 if u r gonna try to make a meme then write it correctly.
@@fuckcraigsgloves8656 fair enough
@@myneneedssomequalitytimein8908 ty
The delay in the dialogues is because everyone is trying to outsmart each other's outsmarting
2:47
"Jotaro, get the turtle"
Jotaro: *Gets turtle from pocket
Me: IT'S POLNAREFF
4:08 YANGU SPIDOWAGON
SmashSSL DABURU SHOCK!!!
SmashSSL NYAAANI!!!!
SP00DWAGON
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
XC
SmashSSL EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS YOUNG
Old Joseph: I can prove I'm you! Watch! Your next line is probably going to be "What?! This old man can't possibly be me from the future!!"
Joseph: What?! This old man can't possibly be me from the future!!------------NANI?!?!?!
I was hoping he’ed do that
that would have been so good
young joseph: 'your next line is gonna be, "OHHHH NOOOOO" '
old joseph: 'OHHHH NOOOOO'
old joseph: !!!
old joseph: 'OHHHH MY GOOODDDDD'
Talk about missed opportunities...
TOYU!!!!
Future joseph: “Your next line will be”
Joseph: “Your next line will be”
And they never finished saying that sentence...
i like how casual joseph is like with "pull out the turtle grandson"
I mean you live the life that Joseph has had, and see all the crazy stuff he’s seen you’d probably be kinda numb to the things others would find crazy eventually.
Oh god, both young and old Joseph's voice actors are actually close in real life. Tomokazu Sugita (young Joseph's VA) really respected Unsho Ishizuka (old Joseph's VA) and he was really devastated when Unsho-san passed away today. Unsho-san was always there to brighten up the mood during post-recording, and actually enjoyed working in Gintama anime with Sugita.
I’m crying waterfalls
Don't you mean to grab your face and go, "OH MY GOD!!" haha
sipping camus for respect
ISHIZZZAAAAA
7 likes till 1000 bebe
"you're next line is' I'm the older version of you' isn't it?"
"I'm the older ver-*
Both Josephs: NANI?!
Paradox lol
Man, imagine going back through time and see your best friend alive.
- Do you know him?
- Well, of course I know him. He's me.
Young joseph : Ok show me my secret technique and i will trust you
Old Joseph : NIGERUNDAYO JOTARO
Your next line will be...NIGERUNDAYO
Even Joseph is tired of Joseph's bullshit.
"So where's Ceaser?"
"...Jotaro, time to go."
Old Joseph: "Your next line will be: your next line will be: I told you."
Young Joseph: "Your next line will be: I told you."
Old Joseph: "I told you."
Young Joseph: "NAANIII??!!"
Lineception
o mlk transcendeuKKKKKKKKKKKKK
@@kakyointenmei2898 Com certeza. Kkkk
NYANNI????
NYANDATTO??
half cat joseph
Random Dorito *Spazzes out*
GYYAAAAHHHH
999th like
@@alithia2264 best waifu
so can jotaro understand them since young Joseph shouldn't be speaking Japanese.
D D
I assume Holly thought him at least some English.
English _is_ one of the most common second languages.
japanese people don't like learning english though
D D true
SUM GUD Memez children but his mom is English, so I would assume he'd learn it
Joseph: ok so if you’re me... where is Caesar? Is he old too?!
Old Joseph: *P A I N*
I was expected for Young Joseph to say “OH MY GOD!”
2:45
Are we going to ignore the fact that Jotaro keeps a turtle on his jacket?
*Polnereff 😅
Before I didnt care about JoJo, but then I watched the anime...
I need this in my life
Kotori-nyan Wryyd the manga
Either is fine until you reach part 5
i highly recommend the manga. sometimes the anime leaves things out
@@thepope2412 oh part 5 is going SO GOOD
ChasingFearTv you do realize that when I made the comment part 5 wasn’t a thing right?
*Old joseph see past caesar*
*Remember what happened with him*
*old joseph mind* SHIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i love how he pulled speedwagon out of the turtle instead of showing him his birthmark and id or something normal
Your next line is gonna be: "SUNUDA BEAAACH"
SUNUDA BEAAACH
N-nani??!!
Trusty
SUNUDA BEAAACH
OH NOOOOO
OH SHEEEEET
Turtlneff is the best character
polnaturtle
Kamenarefu
turtlenaleff
No teenage mutant ninja alref
No did kakyoin lay this egg is the best Jojo
One word speedwagon
1:39 I love that he just reaches his hand out, as if he is explaining something, and remains perfectly calm while yelling “NANI?!”
Old Joseph must be really happy to see Ceasar once again…
After Jotaro's last "Hm?!", it's a perfect ocasion for a Roundabout edit.
2:18 No! Joseph, you've fought Pillar Men. You've lost your fucking right to think that things are weird!
Sambou Jaiteh how bizarre is that?
Old Joseph: you see Joseph hamon isn’t going to be That good on stands
Joseph: what is a stand
2:01 NYANDATOO
4:02 DOUBLE-U SHOCK
mullet_muffins that made my day so much better
fucking hell, that was awesome
ta-em-chok kk❓⚡
DABURU SHOKE
@@fr3ddybrando252 yare yare. Um brasileiro aqui
Young Joseph: Who are you two?
Old Joseph: That guy there is my grandson, Jotaro. And I'm (proceeds to put on tequila Joseph outfit)
Young Joseph: god damn it...
Young Joseph is pretty much invincible, the only person who can beat him is himself
Not even close, the dude would get bodied by older jotaro.
Eyes of heaven be giving us all the crossovers and situations we could never have in canon, really love this
Old joseph: *summons young speedwagon*
Everyone: *boner*
Speedwagon is the best waifu
Hahahhahaa i am invincible
Wait a minute
@Fresh Burrito *Did speedwagon just say that he's the best waifu?*
yess
4:02 He clearly emotes "Double SHOCK", yet it's not in the actual dialogue.
“Double shock” isn’t really something that’s said in english, i don’t think, so i can only assume they reworded it to “Talk about a one-two punch!!”
Good observation captain obvious
Old Joseph: "This punk here is Jotaro, my grandson."
Young Joseph: "OUR grandson" *Soviet Anthem plays*
You know Old Joseph could have instantly convinced his younger self if he pulled the “Your next line will be…” on him
You rang?
Speed Wagon oh yes ;)
SPIIIIDDUUWAAGONNN?!
Wrong number
Can I buy a speedwagon summoning turtle
I want a turtle
1:39 *N Y A N I !*
2:02 *N Y A N D A T O !*
Joseph is a catgirl confirmed
(oWo) "Nyan~iii"
"Joseph please stop"
" *_nyan_* dato"
"Joseph please."
@@arctohru This is so cursed thank you so much
@@atotalfiasco4213
Nyo problem (owo)
LMAO
Old Joseph: This PUNK here is my grandson. Joseph: o u r
1:44 yare yare daze.
TRIPLE SHOKU! Where does that boy's hat end and his hair begin?!
His name is Jotaro
@@prinzdenax I don't think young Joseph would know that though
JayDexxxy oh I thought he was legit
@@prinzdenax I hope he isnt
@@jaypab since he said that "triple SHOKU", I'm sure he's thinking of what Joseph should have said.
DOUBLE SHOCK
(translation: Talk about a one-two punch!)
Americanized
At 1:42, where Joseph said “What”, I just realized they were speaking Japanese🤦🏽♀️😂
Young Joseph: So do Lisa Lisa and I?
Old Joseph: NO!
“Jotaro, get the turtle.”
*I love how he says that so casually lmfao-*
Missed opportunity for a team up quote between the Joseph's :
"We are sexy!"
"We are sexy bitches!"
2:17 missed opportunity for him to predict his own line
Knowing how smart young Joseph was. He'd have be the one figuring that out.
Why do they keep calling Polnareff "the turtle"?
SMAXZO read part 5
FrodoBaggins1926
That's the joke. You didn't notice I call the turtle Polnareff?
SMAXZO didnt really seem like a joke haha just seemed like you were clueless af lol
Seemed like a joke to me.
a JoJoke
Get the turtle...
Get the turtle...
*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
@@arctohru Arnold: GET TO DA TURTLE!!!
@@arctohru i know what you were thinking of
@@fadercrusade2179
And that would be...?
┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬
3:32 Speedwagon looks small compared to young Joseph
Ok but that music is seriously good
3:08 even joseph finds speedwagon really attractive.
He never saw him younger in flesh so that’s why 😅
This would've been a perfect time to "Your next line" himself! Because he's already experienced all of this before and remembers what he's going to say!
He hasn't experienced this before. He's creating a new timeline and an alternate version of his past self. He still remembers things the way they happened in the anime, and this young Joseph won't grow up to become this exact old Joseph.
I remember this, what an out of body experience it was insane
Joseph: Who are you?
Old Joseph: I'm you but better
1:00 i like how jotaro just walks in like hes that one bully in the back of the class
At the end, Jotaro realized that we were watching their conversation.
I love how at the last few seconds Jotaro realized something and he realizes the video's going to be finished lol
"Why are you here?"
"Whatever you do, don't peep on Lisa Lisa."
*OH NO!*
Jaqen H'ghar i was looking for a man.
*OH MY GOD* !!!
1:39 my cat when her tail is accidentally stepped on.
I just wanted to see...
Joseph:- Your next line is "your next line is "your next line is "your next line is.....
Old Joseph:- Your next line is "your next line is "your next line is "your next line is.....
Part 3 Joseph tries to convince part 2 Joseph by asking Part 3 Jotaro to pull out Part 1 Speedwagon out of Part 5 Mr President
Imagine pulling out both Josuke and Holly
This game is essentially Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, only with JoJo characters instead of famous people and using a turtle for transportation and not a phone booth.
What's the game called?
@@cashkohler4610 Eyes of Heaven I believe
Your next line gonna be "OH MY GOD!!!"
2018 edit: HORY SH*T!!! Thanks guys!
Matthew Bean ...?!
Yes yes yes yes
*YES!*
HORRY SHEEET!
Yes yes yes oh my God
Nani?!?!
Your edit ruined it.
I’m surprised old Joseph wasn’t that happy seeing Caesar
Jotaro at the end like: "Hm?! A camera recording us?!"