Joseph Joestar "Oh No,Oh My God,Holy Shit,etc" compilation.
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- Опубліковано 17 січ 2016
- MAJOR SPOILERS
You have been warned.
Anime is Jojo's Bizarre adventure:stardust crusaders.
Yare yare daze compilation is done too,probably going to upload it soon. - Фільми й анімація
6:27 There is a piece of shit in the toilet. So that means that someone must have used that bathroom before Joseph. Considering Joseph obviously doesn’t use it, and Iggy doesn’t need to use a bathroom, the only other person we see near this area is Mariah, who also sets up a trap. And there is also no evidence this is a male only bathroom (even more unlikely since this is considered an out house). This implies it’s highly likely that Mariah took a shit in that toilet before Joseph arrived.
Oh my god...
Hori Shiet
Literal interpretation of “Damn girl, you shit with that ass?”
yeah this is big brain time
Now this is a THICC explanation thanks for sharing your wisdom master
Remember when this guy defeated the ultimate life form?
OH NO
Wouldn't it be crazy if he came back to earth somehow?
+DemiAngel75
Nah, Kars is donezo.
NINmann01 He isn't dead, he cannot die, so it is possible for him to come back
DemiAngel75
Well... I could elaborate more, but it would go straight into spoiler territory and that is not fun.
The author of JJBA, Hirohiko Araki has stated that even though Kars is immortal, there is no way for him to return nor does he intended to bring him back.
Is it possible if Araki changes his mind?... maybe? But why? what would his role be in the grand scheme of things? I would love something new return JoJo to it's roots and bring Hamon back and not just have the series be a Stand circlejerk.
But it is nigh-impossible for it to happen.
Teen age: deafets the pillar men
Old age: OH MY GODDDDDD
Older age :
Wat?
@@bobtheanimator8353 Oh, you can't stand losers
Teenage:nigerundayoooo
Oldage:no nigerundayo
@@ghost2130Main no more n word
@@22ndcenturydegenerate huh
"You need to raise your children to be free"
*and then Josuke happened*
Free, free without dad lmao.
I mean dad was One step away from the crematory.
"I'll never forgive the Japanese!"
*and then Josuke happened*
@@miramirza2 Can’t beat them, join them.
@@miramirza2E
Rip old Joseph's voice actor. He gave life to this amazing Joseph version
He died? Damn
Wait wth he's gone?
@@calvinripley9093he is... He passed away somewhere between 2018
@@FrankTheRandomCommenter OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOII (insert old Joseph joestar) RIP to the voice actor 🤘😢🤘
@@calvinripley9093 august 13th, 2018.
*Can't run away*
"...I can't even use my best technique."
Rowen Woods time stamp ?
Alan Arias 4:15
I freakin love this continuity and all the references to previous parts
Vasilii Chebyshev
Except for you know... shiza
Wow I didnt even realize that. Genius.
Your next line is: *"Oh, no!"*
Oh no!
Wait, Nani?
TOYU!
*"Oh, no!"*
“Oh no!!”
Eh?! NANI!!! 😲😱
*”Oh, no!...”* *”N A N I”*
Joseph part 2:"Your next line is..."
Joseph part 3:"OH NOOO!!! HORY SHIT!!!"
SONNNOOO AAAA BITCH
And this old man is the same guy who saved the world from an immortal Aztec god of fitness.
+Rizkirafu "An immortal Aztec God of Fitness"
.....It's sad how true that is...
+Sleipnir Odin I miss his "your next line will be.." stuff
Melissa Cui
same man!
+Melissa Cui Agreed, and I also miss his excessive use of Hamon :c
I feel like they should have showed him off more, but i guess old age got to him or something c:
I like how Joseph exclaims English cusses/phrases since he was raised in England and moved to America
Well Joseph moved to America at 19 and lived there for 50 years
@@ashleygris Actually, he has been in America since he was a baby. He has always lived there. Remember, he met Smokey and fought Straitz in New York.
@@thedredayshow9246 No he grew up in the UK. They were in the US visiting Speedwagon. Joseph said how rude it was for Speedwagon to disappear while they were there. Also at the end of part 2, the epilogue stated they moved to America which doesn't make sense if he was already living there. Before the events of Battle Tendency he did visit the US occasionally.
Fun fact Joseph has been arrested over 11 times back when he was in the uk
@@piotrov415 What fucking language do those come from then
5:27 best "oh my god" from Joseph.
By far!!😂😂
I'd honestly say that 8:54 is my favorite.
That sounded completely English I love it
@@jgambardello1 Exactly! It’s so exaggerated and unique, I love it .
8:54 That voice crack really gives the FEEL
HELP ME OH MY GOD!!!
HELP ME! OH MY GAAaaaaahhhddDd!!!
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: *OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO*
Girl: and it's not yours
Guy: *HOLY SHIIIIIIIT*
Son of a bitch
I won't explain the joke
Girl:And your raising it
Guy:SON OF A BITCH
What are you guys saying about future me?
San at the betch
"It's not yours"
Out,
*O U T*
This man defeated all four Pillar Men.
Wasn't it only 3 pillar men
+(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Santana, ACDC, Wham, and Kars.
+Dampie oh ok I forgot about santana
+Xaracen its pronounced like acdc in English
+Xaracen fuhck yuu
Kars watching Joseph almost die to an escalator from space
Lmfao XD
4:28 the funniest Japanese word pronunciation I've ever heard
"Sand on a beach!"
Yes 😂
@@darkhafgor lmao
SANA DA BECH
SANATABITCH
I love how everyone around Joseph, especially Jotaro, don't give a single fuck about his over the top Engrish XD
I like how they all looked at him like "dude what car are you talking about" senile ass
~ Sakura Stardust ~ Well technically Joseph is an British American.
Well when Joseph was knocked out in the submarine fight, Polnareff covered for him and did the OH MY GOD thing.
Does he have the same voice actor as all might?
Yes, yes he has.
I think Joseph named his kid Holly so that when she's small and learning to use the toilet, he could command her to poop by yelling "Holly sheeeet!"
Tiffany Yamanaka its hard to make me laugh, but you, my good friend, just said one of the funniest things I've seen all day.
*Hory shet
Tiffany Yamanaka I like to think Joseph wanted to call his child Caesar, but was crestfallen when he found out it was a girl xD
mega sean He wouldn't be too mad. She probably WAS born through Caesarian.
well the rando baby joseph finds in part 4 ain't named "shizuka" for nothin
I love how he goes from going toe to toe with gods to genuinely screaming “oh my god please help me” when an old woman hits him with her umbrella. This show is a masterpiece
When Joseph screamed, "HELP ME! OH MY GOD!" I felt that. RIP, Joseph Joestar's dignity.
*SAND ON THE BEACH*
ayyy, it's you!
And I thought him when he was 50 years younger was more goofy than this
YES! YES! YES! YES...
YES!
+Dick Trickle HAHAHA scheet means fart in my language
OUUUUUUUUUUUGH NOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
I refuse to believe, this is the same guy that sent Cars into space.
*Kars
Truly an innovative jojo
Shrek West you mean Elon musk
I can. He's just as goofy, except now he's an old man.
Scott Becker I'm also referring to his abilities or skills. Even he stated that he gets better with age, kinda sad he was nerfed for part 3.
Joseph in Bettle Tendency: **Defeats 3 powerful vampires and the perfect lifeform**
Joseph in Stardust Crusaders: Oh my god!
So basically what happens to Jotaro but way worse
4:16 "i can't even use my best technique"
BRO REALLY WANTED TO PULL A NIGERUNDAYO ON THE SUN STAND?
Jojo: Ora ora ora
DIO: Muda Muda Muda
Kakyoin: Rero rero rero
Old Joseph: yes yes yes Oh my god
Shadow Moon joskue:DORA DORA DORA DOEA
Young Joseph: COMINGTHROUGHCOMINGTHROUGHCOMINGTHROUGHCOMINGTHROUGHCOMINGTHROUGHCOMINTHROUGHCOMINGTHROUGH
@@toasterbathbombs139
Parents: _asking their kids what they want to watch_
Kids, pointing at their parents: *DORA*
Avdol: TSK TSK TSK
Jjsdj Josh YES I AMMMM
Can we agree that Jojo's Bizarre Adventure has the best engrish in anime history?
C or panty and stocking has the best engrish
and its cousin Persona 4
Terry Bogard comes close
+Adrian Duran just now though.
do you mean cory in the house?
5:56 High Priestess: These teeth are as hard as diamonds, you can't break them!
Jotaro: Haha ora ora go brrrr
Crazy Diamond: *heacy breathing*
"You cannot destroy the teeth, it is as hard as diamonds, and diamond is unbreaka-"
**the teeth get obliterated**
"Diamond is unbreaka-" **death noises**
@@KC_Garciaviva reverie fan spotted
6:03 " di di di NYAAA"
-Joseph Joestar.
I guess the teeth weren't as hard as diamonds, otherwise they'd be unbreakable.
Diamonds aren't unbreakable.
Km ...
What?
Km The 4th part of the series is called "Diamond is Unbreakable."
Oops, were you just making a pun? Should've thought of that earlier, sorry.
8:53
That is the most genuine distress call for help I have ever heard from any character.
*H E L P M E O H M Y G O D !*
I love it!
You can really hear his suffering and agony perfectly
I wanna be this kind of grandpa when I grow up XD
Dude Ops i don’t know how to respond to that
3:50 local psychiatric ward patient escapes and marvels at the quality of the tvs on display
1987, colorized
I love Joseph's japanese english pronounciation: "hori shet".
Because of the way one rolls the 'R' sound in Japanese, it becomes very similar to the 'L' sound - to the point where they don't exist as separate sounds or letters in that language, so they treat them as the same thing.
I want this guy sitting next to me when watching a sports game!!!!!!!
Jesus, imagine that
"Mr. Joestar your team is down by 24 points!"
"OHHHHH NOOOOOO"
Mr. Joestar after watching Barcelona vs. Liverpool - OOOH MYYY GOOOOD
Buffalo Bills defeats Patriots 16-0 at Foxborough - OOOHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!
Brett Walters You just did my exact reaction to that game lmao
+Akatsuki Prince
And as a dolfan, I wanted a sip of your tears! >:{D>
Just imagine if he, Joseph Joestar, had an entire 13 episodes all to himself.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Imagine if he had 17
@@rabburtt1841 why are you on youtube youre supposed to be focusing on your mafia remember stop fooling around
OH MY GOD
@@cherriesaregood8146 Why would Doom slayer focus on the mafia?
I love that even old Joseph is the most emotional and over the top of the group
9:21 I love how he had to look down just to access the situation.
4:15 Just a friendly reminder that his "best technique" is running away
NIGERUNDAYO SMOOOKEEEY
OOOOOHHHHHH
SONOBO
BIIIIIIIIIIITCH
would’ve been awesome to see old joseph do the ultimate joestar move
HAHAHA YEH
@@henryorwhatever I agree dude
I never realized how stupid stand users look like in public when fighting
“mommy why is that guy hitting the air”
“sweetie its time we talk about drugs and how they affect people”
LOL
*Guy goes flying with blood everywhere*
Mom: :l
Dafuq same
W H E A T well technically they’re just standing there and one guy goes flying into the distance, since Stands can only be harmed by other stands unless visible already.
so you're telling me the chronic at 7-11 is a stand user?
Haha I loved Joeseph Joestar the second he appeared in Battle Tendency... he is awesome, even at his old age. And part 3 Joseph in particular is something to behold, He doesn't just say things in english... he yells them.
6:52 SANDO SHITTO!!!!
💀
Joesph's such an hilariously good character.
That is why he is best Jojo ever.
+EmperorFaiz Are you kidding? Josuke is the best JoJo.
FranticWolfiePup I like Josuke but he doesn't have the "Your next line is" doesn't he?
+FranticWolfiePup which Josuke?
+FranticWolfiePup whaaaaat joseph is the best of da best
4:28 never fails to make me laugh
_"SANABABIIITCH"_
🤣😭🤣😂
Lmao😂😂😭
Then polareff starts laughing after the binoculars broke
@@-.-David yes 😂😂😂
Saaaaaameeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:55 d'arby fears the dolls he made his own
The timing is perfect xD
Jojo Phantom blood: 1 vampire causes a world of trouble
Jojo Battle tendency : vampires are food for the guy Aztec vampires
Jojo stardust crusaders: OH good, immortal means I can punch harder -Jotaro
Jojo Diamonds is Unbreakable: *hmm H A N D*
The man that defeated the ULTIMATE BEING,everyone.
he doesn't, the red stone does
i question everythin g But Joseph is the one that uses the Red Stone... so technically Joseph still beat him... he just used the Red Stone to do it...
Chance Eisenmenger by that logic, kars is the one that activates the red stone using his hamon, thus he beats himself
i question everythin g Well Joseph *did* distract him by predicting his line,making him get hit by the rocks.
***** but without the stone his distraction is meaningless
I love how no one cares when Joseph nearly impales himself on the fence lol
finkstein jotaro: I swear if this old shit bag didn't take his meds I'll beat sense into him with star platinum
Polnareff: the damned Americans..
Kakyoin: I wonder what jojo's mom is wearing tonight
kingkay14 True. Kakyoin is a MILF Hunter after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Iggy: Yare yare daze..
Anderson Dalmeus remember during that time Avdol was “dead” due to being hit by hol horses bullet.
night shroud96 iggy: shitty old geezer yare yare
4:47 is when the imposter is sus
😭
8:54
This has to be one of the most genuine screams for help i've ever heard XD
no one says "Oh no" " better than Joseph
It reminds me of some of those Old Spice commercials featuring Terry Crews.
No one says 'oh my god' better than Joseph
No one says 'holy shit' better than Joseph
Thanks
joseph blaise lol
Joseph Joestar.......he could be a really badass English teacher.
HOLY SHITTTTT
You mean "Hory shit", right? :D
OOOOOHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOODD!
yo
+Joseph Joestar next you're going to say: OH NO!
6:33 dio's fate.
😂🥲
11:46
Jotaro: well then I guess I’ll have to see just how immortal you are the
Joseph: oh my god
Jotaro:ORA ORA ORA ORA
4:29 that transition looks like Joseph’s binoculars break and Polnareff laughs at him for it
It felt like polnareff finally couldnt take joseph'w engrish and broke out laughing
SANNADABEACH
SAND ON THE BEACH
(Yes, i stole this)
XD
sonada bitch
His line used to be "Next you're going to say..." and now it's "OH NO!!"
It's most likely due to the shock of being old and the fact that he's not the most powerful guy around anymore.
Disgusted Batman he actually did say "next to you're going to say" when he was against the empress
Grossuji0815 lmao
NEXT THING YOU'RE GOING TO SAY.....OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny enough, he does say "OH NOOOOO!" a couple of times in Part 2 as well.
I think realising Lisa Lisa was his mom (and he saw her naked) broke his brain.
4:07 : OH SHIIIIIITT
The title mentions Oh No, Oh God, Holy shit, but it didn't mention the: "SANADABIETCH!"
Joseph in 18: “You will say next”
Joseph in 69: OMG!!!!
Nice
Hehe... 69
Joseph69
Nice
N I C E
R.i.p Unshō Ishizuka
For bringing old joseph joestar this awesome voice
*HORRRRRY SHEEEEEETT*
OHHHHHH that's unfair
OOOOHHH NOOOOOOO RIP You beautiful man. Best grandpa ever.
noooooo :(((
SON OF A
2:10 , 6:04 , 7:07
That scream always gets me 🤣 it's the funniest thing I've heard in my life
I could die for Joseph, he’s everything
Dio: Joseph Joestar! I, Dio, have found a way to make you suffer for your continued interference. A fate worse than death awaits you. For you see - I, Dio, have learned you have an illegitimate son from an extramarital affair in Japan!
Joseph: OH NO!!!
Dio: And I, DIO, have arranged for his mother and your wife, Susie Q, to meet.
Joseph: OH MY GOD!!!
Dio: And now you'll have to pay for years of back child support!
Joseph: OH SHIT!!!
beautiful. 10/10
that wasn't DIO.. there's an awful lack of "I, DIO, have.."
Feedback accepted. Changes made.
I am DIO
+Dio Brando Would you actually have done such a thing if you knew of Joseph's little escapades. Or is such information Useless Useless Useless to you?
Rest in peace, Unshou Ishizuka.
Beat me to it.
This is a sad day indeed.... RIP Mr. Joestar
This is a very sad day (he also voiced Mr. Satan from dbs)
Kevin Faultner :(
Johten and Bunta fucking Fujiwara 2 fandoms mourns on this man
2:50 if that old hag told him, kakyoin could still be alive rn
4:11 had me dying the entire way through . Never seen this show but now I want watch it.
4:16 "I can't even use my best technique."
NIGERUNDAYOOOO
SMOKEYYY!!!
smokey: tf you just say to me?
yeah ik this is a year later but cmon
lol
those first 5 letters :/
@@guy2870 dude it's another language, it means different stuff
I aspire to be like Joseph when I'm that age
Same here
OHHH SHEEEEEETTTT
Same.
OOOH NOOOOOOO!!!!
Yes yes yes
Oh my god
Remember, this is the same man who defeated 4 buff Aztec demigods
Joseph’s battle with Empress always makes me laugh. Like, all those non-Stand users around him just watch him punching his right arm for no reason
It's a visible stand. The doctor can see it and the bystanders said "there's a nasty looking growth on his arm"
This is a 12 minute compilation of a man screaming "Oh my God, Oh no, Holy shit, etc."
Let's not forget that man is the same man that defeated the ultimate lifeform.
its like comparing pewdiepie inmhis philosophy videos and his normal videos
he got a upgraded downgrade
You mean the 3 ancient strippers?
@@man-qx2lx fr tho
@@MrWeeb-cx9dbthe aztec gods of fitness
8:43 will always, ALWAYS, have me in tears
*HERWP ME OWH MA GAWDDD*
HERRP ME, OH MY GOOODD!!!
Lol
@@Undercover298 Joseph too
reminds me most of young Joseph with his goofyness
Joseph Joestar When He Figured Out He Got The Wrong Girl Pregnant: HORY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEET! SANANABEECH!
4:01 ok why the fuck does this sound like when you lose a round in plants vs zombies and the zombies eats your brain
Though he maybe gone he will live on in our memories
Rest in peace
Unsho Ishizuka
F
*in tears*
Why everyone said that he is dead lol the last season he still alive
yeah in even in stone ocean he was still fine
oh its because his voice actor died
Not gonna lie, when jotaro was smashing the teeth. And me knowing that all damage to a stand is reflected on the user....I felt so much pain in my mouth. Cause a simple cavity hurts like hell...
AzuraQuin Lilax If I remember correctly, Polneraff went to go see what she looked liked and said that all her teeth were busted out
so we had basicly
"Vore"
"Giantess"
"Giantess feeling not so good"
all in the same moment
an indirect giantess scene :D
@@peynnep6483 keep that shit at home bro...
@@peynnep6483 fuck outta here with that shit
Imagine not brushing your teeth
9:37 The moment you realize Wakashimazu has no chance.
3:20
probably the best “oh my god” Joseph has done imo
*OH NO!!!!*
-Joseph Joestar the best JoJo
Andre Rockrose * *ROOO NOOO*
Best jojo x2
THe second jojo
Fact
Andre Rockrose I
8:54 “HELP ME! OH MY GOD!!”
OH MY CARRH
Probably the most genuine call for help than any other character ever-
🤣
4:26 is definitely a mood
9:53 I almost forgot about the younger D'Arby and his creepy theme
Your next line will be "rest in peace"
RevWaddell1992 rest in peace
CrocodamaTree
NANI!?
But seriously, R.I.P
RIP...
😮
😭
Rest in nani!!!
Rest in peace.....*GASP
He voiced Heihachi Mishima, Ryotaro Dojima, Kozenigata in Gintama, Jet Black, Mr. Satan, Professor Oak, a helluva lot of narration works and of course, Jojo's very own Old Joseph.
Rest in Peace, old man. You deserve it.
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 Tell me isn't that Heihachi's second Voice Actor since the first one also died? So does that mean the second one also died?
Yes, Unsho was the second voice actor for Heihachi after the first one passed away.
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 Oh man that sucks.
Kizaru
He was also Carnage Kabuto in One Punch Man.
11:53 never thought we would get a perfectly cut scream from Star platinum
ORA-
To be continued.
This legendary meme of a voice will be remembered...
Rest In Peace
Unsho Ishizuka
I like how his old man voice is like dramatic when saying
OOOOOHH NOOOOOO
OooooOoOOhH SsHHHiiiTtT
Same 😂
SANOFABEETTTCCHH
OoOOooOh mY GOd
You can tell that whoever wrote it probably doesn't speak English. Its funny as hell how over the top it is, but it often seems really out of place.
@@YouCanCallMeReTro an anime from japan that mainly speaks japanese has a writer that doesnt probably speak english? Who knew?!
“I have a thing for hot young girls like yourself” foreshadowing
*san of a beeeetch*
*horrrrieeee sheeet*
*OH MY GOD*
OH NOOO
Nigerundayooooo!
Joseph,18: "I am an genius despite my rather unadequite appeaeance."
Joseph,70: " *intensive swearing in american* "
this is the same guy that murdered the ultimate life form and then came to his own funeral
7:04 can't imagine my grandpa making that "keeeeee" sound lol
Even in the teeth scene too lol
Donkey sound
Time stamp of the teeth scene part? Everyone keeps talking about ir
Joseph Joestar s2 episode 19 actually on Hulu. I haven’t reached that part yet which is why I asked for the stamp
Forgive me if I'm wrong but when Polnareff uttered "huh?" is it said like "aie?" or "hae?" I'm talking about this because it always makes me laugh.
Best moment
"Son Of A Bitchu",
XD
SAND AT THE BEACH
*OH NOOOO!*
@@Hitoshuratdn *OH MY GOD!*
I AM A MADO SCIENTISTO... oh wait
@@Ntama- OH NO UA-cam is going to ban you XD
Tomoko: Joseph I'm pregnant
Joseph: 1:47
Joseph was the most funniest and wittiest JoJo of all. I started liking Joseph on his fight with Strazio when he said Smokey Brown that he has a final move and started running. Undeniably the best JoJo.
I just realized that to this day, Joseph may still be wanted in multiple countries in the middle east.
For what? Alleged sodomy?
Cheesedragon117 Murder of a couple of stand users
when youve never seen the anime and have no idea what the fuck is going on
Jordan O OH, NO!
Do you even "OH NOOOOOO"?
Jordan O "Oh, my god!"
When you've seen the anime and you have no idea what's going on.
When you've rewatched the anime and read the manga and are still confused af
4:17 -"I Can't even use my best technique."
His best technique - 🏃
At 7:01
Joseph: You have to wipe your ass with sand?!
Iggy: 😐
11:27
*" Yes Yes Yes Oh my god "*
*Joseph facepalms*
*CALM PUNCH EFFECT*
Chu Chu Yeah!
Lmao I just watched that episode for the first time yesterday and could not stop smiling
@@blorfblorfington449 that small punch effect on the next scene after he facepalm got me laughing xD
11:25
11:53
"*sun of a bieeeech*"
Sand on the beach
Lol the way he says it
Hoorry shitto!
Son
Kei *Sonata beech
3:43 when you stomp your toe alittle to hard
Josukes mom: I'm pregnant
Joseph:OHHHHH NOOO