I was suspended for ditching class 😅 my dad thought it was a dumb punishment tho so he made the school give me in house suspension instead (basically still having to go to school but sit in a classroom doing nothing while some faculty member watches us all day)
Ikr, since when is running away from home (ergo a potentially abusive home live) a punishable crime??? Shouldn't the character be put into care, of anything?
What an absolute journey for Chaos The Kind, went to juvenile prison, finished college, joined the Irish mob, got sentenced to life in prison,escaped,got kicked out of the mob , went to Spain and got deported back , murdered his entire family and everyone he knew, went to Monaco and became a successful politician/millionaire , and died on drug overdose , WOW
Was scrolling for this comment 😂 I was waiting for the role of the dice of bitlife to narrate my own life. Atleast i know what happens and how it ends now
Yeah, as the video goes on his definition of good gets more and more dilluded. And it wasnt all that clear to begin with. Or at least not very firm. Seems like, in Kevins world, "being good" means just being a normal person. Not for very long, mind you.
I can just imagine the prisoners sitting and counting down to the new year and right when it hits 24:00 Kevin just whips out a shank and just starts stabbing everyone
@@Vicioussnakeboy he's standing over a guy with a knife, ready to kill him, when the bell strikes and a new year comes and Kevin puts down the knife and exstends his hand to help the guy up
thank you for all the amazing content you've given us! i've basically binged your entire channel over the last few months and you have brought me so much joy. i am disabled and can't do very much day to day and my mental health often suffers because of it but you have made things so much brighter for me. i'm so glad for everything you do
You know, Kevin could just have set up that even years are good, odd years are bad. But no, he prefers to just keep track of what he's doing each year, like a true tactical genius.
Kevin running for mayor be like: "Ok yes I've killed my entire family for money but like" "1: it didn't even work and" "2: bruh they said the Earth was flat evil in Carnate right there"
I'd like to see a Kevin do a bit life video where he doesn't: Join organized crime Commit crimes Gamble Try to murder someone Run for political office That would be quite the challenge 😅
I love how the escape system on PC makes absolutely no sense, because you arent supposed to run as fast as you can. Usually every move you take, the guard does 2 moves so you have to be really smart about that, but kevin just rushes to the exit by the power of the arrow keys.
I love that when most tubers/streamers dye their hair they're like "I'm gonna dye my hair a wacky completely unnatural color so everyone knows how quirky and unique I am" and Kevin is like "Hmm maybe I'll dye mine a natural shade slightly lighter than my real hair?"
Not even a minute and I'm already cracking up 4 seconds into the video, "I am a terrible person... In bitlife" 💀 Please don't ever stop being terribly funny
@@graymonk5972 probably still less confusing then Andorra, where they have dual princes instead of a monarchy, one of which is always a catholic bishop and the other is always the president of france
Hey Kevin, crazy to think I’ve been watching you for nearly 10 years off and on. I remember the first video I ever saw by you was grand theft auto 4. You’ve evolved as a person so much in that time and I’m glad to still be here giving my support.
19:13 "I found a bag full of PCP on an evil year: consume all of it. **dead** I think that was a stupid year, I guess evil would have been selling it" Today Kevin learned the difference between chaotic evil and chaotic stupid 😈 ≠ 🥴
the funniest part ab this for me is- this is what childhood is like when you have bpd xD (children cant be diagnosed w bpd, its patterns like these and other factors that contribute to a bpd diagnosis later in life- not everyone who is like this ends up w bpd and not everyone w bpd had a childhood like this)
"I'm suffering from anxiety. I cried. I cried. I cried." "Let's drive his craziness up to 100%. Now, let's compliment him!" "We'll murder our supervisor for being slightly mean to us." "Of course I will volunteer at an animal shelter. Also, crime is bad so I will become an informant!" Exaggerated, but true.
If you close outta the app when it says you're being arrested, your most recent action won't be remembered by the game and you can take another shot haha Note: I've only played on mobile, so can't guarantee this works for PC
Fun fact: about 1/3 of Monaco’s population are millionaires so Kevin having over 2 million Euros is realistic Also like a quarter to half of the F1 grid lives there (just if you didn’t know)
Okay, this is definitely one of the best lives you've ever done. And definitely one of the most chaotic -- I mean, that life had more ups and downs than a damn roller coaster! XD
"I know my Father could be a real dick but there was also kindness in his heart. I remember one time he gave me a pickle toy, that's when I realised, even so he was very bad at showing it, that deep down inside him he really cared for me." Hank The Kind during his funeral speech for his father who overdosed on PCP.
I haven't played bitlife in awhile so I decided "it's taking up space why not play it?" So I joined the Mafia then after playing for awhile got the notification that you posted this. 👍 Nice nice universe
“Back in my day one dollar was a good enough bribe to get away with murder”-If I am allowed to Kevin’s funeral this will be what I will say in my speech.
Victoria Fontaine: "he was arrested for murder" Chaos: "She believes the world it's flat" Chaos Wins the election "Memes the DNA of the soul" Victoria Fontaine: "how the hell did you get elected?" Chaos : "I don't write my own Speeches" Chaos: "I went to college, you know?. psychology."
this is random but one time i died at the age of 13 because me and my sister were arguing about whether harry potter is better than lord of the rings and i assaulted her so she killed me 😂
I thought this was going to be something like you run 2 games at once then see which one goes better, inevitably leading to 2 criminals that are equally terrible off
This video popped after i watched Spiff's new UA-cam break. Watching this at 0.5 speed made Kevin sound as he was drunk af. I'm sure he did it on purpose, to be shown after Spiff like that to make me laught, such a Comedy Genious.
You never know how impactful your seemingly mild actions can be for those around you. All it took for someone who was abandoned as a child to attend the funeral of the father who abandoned him, killed 9 people, escaped prison multiple times, expatriated to another country to evade authorities and somehow ran for office multiple times without getting arrested and deported for it was a single yodeling pickle toy. In short, be kind. You never know how you will impact those around you, even if you abandon them as a child.
I love how the mother didn’t respond to his letter but then did find it necessary to tell him she’s suffering diarrhoea 😆
@Joshua EdwinRoehl feck off bot
I remember the characters that he made called spanky.
Is this so called diarrhoea to diarrhea what Amnosia is to Amnesia?
@@CasuallyShadow it’s correct grammar both ways actually
@@CasuallyShadow When you're correcting someone's grammar
But your belly's churning hammers
Diarrhea
Diarrhea here we go
Diarrhea
"He was an odd fellow, but everyone who met him preferred when he was even"
Well, that’s odd.
@@davidlane256 awkward, even
@Joshua EdwinRoehl even so…
@@davidlane256 its still quite odd
This made me groan aloud 🏆
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
- Jim Pickens
Facts bro
Yep
I see past Kevin and future Keven are fighting for possession over present Kevin. Such a sad thing to see
I for one think it's beautiful to see the duality of man
@Joshua EdwinRoehl fecking hate bots
@peter is this the new bot type?
I like how when Kevin is being bad he kills people,starts a riot, steals and when he is being good he talks to someone and meditates
chaos will always win.
Aparently Kevin's definition of good is "being a normal person". Not neccesarily wrong, but certainly less imaginative than his evil side.
I thought of that. Kind of asymmetrical.
Game doesn't offer much
Starting riots earns you respect in bit life
This game always finds a way to come back, I love it
@Shan turg angy
Same here
@@MpanzuSolos Turg is love Turg is life
It does it’s a great game
when did it leave?
Being sent to juvie for running away is like suspending someone because they were absent from class
Or hanging someone cause they attempted suicide (actually can happen in some countries )
Which actually happens btw
I was suspended for being late too often.
I was suspended for ditching class 😅 my dad thought it was a dumb punishment tho so he made the school give me in house suspension instead (basically still having to go to school but sit in a classroom doing nothing while some faculty member watches us all day)
Ikr, since when is running away from home (ergo a potentially abusive home live) a punishable crime??? Shouldn't the character be put into care, of anything?
I love how he's just counting instead of just saying like odd years are evil or something.
I feel like Kevin is slowly admitting to us he’s a serial killer
Definently
And as his fans we should support him
What do you mean "slowly"?
@@weirdyo9469 of course
@Shan Shan, we talked about this. There's no need to be an a*shole
What an absolute journey for Chaos The Kind, went to juvenile prison, finished college, joined the Irish mob, got sentenced to life in prison,escaped,got kicked out of the mob , went to Spain and got deported back , murdered his entire family and everyone he knew, went to Monaco and became a successful politician/millionaire , and died on drug overdose , WOW
Sounds like the synopsis of a movie
100th like. Take it😊😊😊!
Ah so he lived the life of any celebrity
Not only that, but he died and cam back 5 years younger.
"I am suffering from anxiety.
I cried.
I cried.
I cried.
I cried.
I cried."
lmao me
Was scrolling for this comment 😂
I was waiting for the role of the dice of bitlife to narrate my own life. Atleast i know what happens and how it ends now
@@samgood8466 same, and what a wild ride it is
Kevin defines "being evil" as "the character sabotaging himself" instead of "the character lying to get the job".
Ya, consuming a bunch of drugs you found isn't the evil option either. Should've sold it, to kids!
I wish that “I tripled my net worth, now I’m worth $94!” didn’t hit so close to home.
"Hey there friends how's it going? I am a terrible person"
- Kevin O'Reilly 2022
Could work as a new introduction for every video. 🤔
Kevin commitment to good is..... taxing. "maybe I should just age up and have another bad year..."
Yeah, as the video goes on his definition of good gets more and more dilluded. And it wasnt all that clear to begin with. Or at least not very firm. Seems like, in Kevins world, "being good" means just being a normal person. Not for very long, mind you.
I think the name Chaos The Kind really sums up Kevin very well
I can just imagine the prisoners sitting and counting down to the new year and right when it hits 24:00 Kevin just whips out a shank and just starts stabbing everyone
Prisoners: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy new ye-
Kevin: *pulls out a knife* stabbin time
Prisoners: oh for fec-
@@Vicioussnakeboy he's standing over a guy with a knife, ready to kill him, when the bell strikes and a new year comes and Kevin puts down the knife and exstends his hand to help the guy up
You mean 0:00?
@@Kevin-McLaughlin yeah same thing
thank you for all the amazing content you've given us! i've basically binged your entire channel over the last few months and you have brought me so much joy. i am disabled and can't do very much day to day and my mental health often suffers because of it but you have made things so much brighter for me. i'm so glad for everything you do
Kevin avoiding Ireland because they'll 100% deport him sends me
Sends you where? Your home country
You know, Kevin could just have set up that even years are good, odd years are bad. But no, he prefers to just keep track of what he's doing each year, like a true tactical genius.
That feeling when Kevin's characters have more stable life than your parents..
Kevin running for mayor be like:
"Ok yes I've killed my entire family for money but like"
"1: it didn't even work and"
"2: bruh they said the Earth was flat evil in Carnate right there"
I'd like to see a Kevin do a bit life video where he doesn't:
Join organized crime
Commit crimes
Gamble
Try to murder someone
Run for political office
That would be quite the challenge 😅
New drinking game?
You forgot the main one, Going to prison
Basically be a normal person
@@oZqdiac wait your telling me normal people don't kill people???? God I never knew that
Kevin is completely inspired by the bit life developers, I'm glad they inspired you to do youtube Kevin.
Jesse, i've commented on videos and become popular!
Lol, Walter White.
He is the danger
@@haggler he is the one who knocks
I thought you died bro
I love how the escape system on PC makes absolutely no sense, because you arent supposed to run as fast as you can. Usually every move you take, the guard does 2 moves so you have to be really smart about that, but kevin just rushes to the exit by the power of the arrow keys.
This was the best episode yet. Truly a modern classic.
I love that when most tubers/streamers dye their hair they're like "I'm gonna dye my hair a wacky completely unnatural color so everyone knows how quirky and unique I am" and Kevin is like "Hmm maybe I'll dye mine a natural shade slightly lighter than my real hair?"
it's funny how a guy named "chaos the kind" can go from: loving life to wanting to destroy everything in a split second LOL.
Not even a minute and I'm already cracking up 4 seconds into the video, "I am a terrible person... In bitlife" 💀 Please don't ever stop being terribly funny
Kevins bitlife videos are always a blast to watch!
Ironically one of the most successful of Kevin's lives
I’ve been watching Kevin’s old BitLife videos all day and I got so happy when I saw the notification 😂💕
You always made my day Kevin. Thank you!
Wowza!
I like to think that he’s just 2 people who switch control of the body every year and just keep trying to ‘correct’ everything the other did
If Monaco is a city state, wouldn't becoming mayor give you rule over the whole country?
alas monaco does have a monarchy so unfortunately no. but they do also have a mayor and a parliament. that country is confusing
@@graymonk5972 probably still less confusing then Andorra, where they have dual princes instead of a monarchy, one of which is always a catholic bishop and the other is always the president of france
"It's like Prison Break" is actually so funny because I'm currently rewatching it 😂
What if Kevin is doing this to secretly tell us he lives a double life in real life? Could it be Call Me Kevin and Call Me Kevin Clips after all? 😲
Is your name Laura?
Impossible! Their hate for the other is too strong to be fabricated.
I KNOW YOU HEARD THE RUMORS YOU MUST GET OVER TO THEM RIGHT AWAY 🗣🗣🗣
The Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde playthrough 😂
“I didn’t have my calculator to calculate the consequences”
As if that would’ve changed anything, Kevin. 😂
I mean truly, who wouldn’t be happy to receive a yodeling pickle toy
I love how he is worried after discovering karma. Only thing that can make him do good things is letting him do bad things for longer if he does
Oh the thrill of the double life
Hey Kevin, crazy to think I’ve been watching you for nearly 10 years off and on. I remember the first video I ever saw by you was grand theft auto 4. You’ve evolved as a person so much in that time and I’m glad to still be here giving my support.
19:13 "I found a bag full of PCP on an evil year: consume all of it. **dead** I think that was a stupid year, I guess evil would have been selling it" Today Kevin learned the difference between chaotic evil and chaotic stupid 😈 ≠ 🥴
"and he elbowed my nipple... okay" 😅 Having to explain to my mum walking by what is happening was an ordeal
Didn't expect the hybrid joke and I almost choked on my drink
13:31
Now that's the second time your siblings get the inheritance instead of you.
Who will Kevin be tonight that's the question...
i love listening to this in the background and its like you're reading the story of a character doing good and bad stuff, its so funny
This feels like a movie. He murdered everyone he ever knew, then moved to monaco and became the mayor.
the funniest part ab this for me is- this is what childhood is like when you have bpd xD (children cant be diagnosed w bpd, its patterns like these and other factors that contribute to a bpd diagnosis later in life- not everyone who is like this ends up w bpd and not everyone w bpd had a childhood like this)
"I'm suffering from anxiety.
I cried.
I cried.
I cried."
"Let's drive his craziness up to 100%. Now, let's compliment him!"
"We'll murder our supervisor for being slightly mean to us."
"Of course I will volunteer at an animal shelter. Also, crime is bad so I will become an informant!"
Exaggerated, but true.
If you close outta the app when it says you're being arrested, your most recent action won't be remembered by the game and you can take another shot haha
Note: I've only played on mobile, so can't guarantee this works for PC
Fun fact: about 1/3 of Monaco’s population are millionaires so Kevin having over 2 million Euros is realistic
Also like a quarter to half of the F1 grid lives there (just if you didn’t know)
There is also that video of a driver bailing on a race and walking to his yacht that's how close it was to the track lol
you switching from evil to good each year is just me everyday. im good for one minute, then evil the next.
Okay, this is definitely one of the best lives you've ever done. And definitely one of the most chaotic -- I mean, that life had more ups and downs than a damn roller coaster! XD
"I know my Father could be a real dick but there was also kindness in his heart. I remember one time he gave me a pickle toy, that's when I realised, even so he was very bad at showing it, that deep down inside him he really cared for me." Hank The Kind during his funeral speech for his father who overdosed on PCP.
Kevin - The hair and beard is on point. Looking sharp man! Keep up the beautiful chaos.
I haven't played bitlife in awhile so I decided "it's taking up space why not play it?" So I joined the Mafia then after playing for awhile got the notification that you posted this. 👍 Nice nice universe
Chaos and the Yodeling Pickle would be a good name for a rock band.
bro had a thrill
of this double life
What a missed opportunity to name Jekyll and Hyde
Wow, this is incredible. Kevin truly is a chaos genius.
“Back in my day one dollar was a good enough bribe to get away with murder”-If I am allowed to Kevin’s funeral this will be what I will say in my speech.
"Goddammit, I can't attack this child" -Kevin, 2022
Kevin is the swaggest cereal killer ever! would definitely let him have my Lucky Charms.
Well that was truly a chaotic start to Bitlife if i have ever seen one.
00:01 we know Kevin, we know
Barely one minute into the video and you already managed to murder a child.
Never stop doing bitlife please👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
“i would love to help except i’m having a ✨panic attack✨” ah yes relatable
Victoria Fontaine: "he was arrested for murder"
Chaos: "She believes the world it's flat"
Chaos Wins the election "Memes the DNA of the soul"
Victoria Fontaine: "how the hell did you get elected?"
Chaos : "I don't write my own Speeches"
Chaos: "I went to college, you know?. psychology."
“I am a terrible person” You and me both Kevin you and me both
ohh, the thrill of the double life
Chaotic and kind Kevin...feels weird to not see pure chaos XD
Kevin runs for public office in Monaco. *plays stars and stripes*
3:22 "Compliment my sister (Genesis)" His name is Chaos and his sister is Genesis; this is pretty much the "Primordial Gods" family 💥
this is random but one time i died at the age of 13 because me and my sister were arguing about whether harry potter is better than lord of the rings and i assaulted her so she killed me 😂
11:27 “THEY DETACHED MY ARMPIT”
This whole challenge is the epitome of “past Kevin is an idiot.”
"I feel like I could literally kill someone and the people wouldn't even care"
*Homelander enters the chat*
Who will kevin be tonight that’s the question
Who will you be tonight that’s the question
11:36 "Who knew it was organised crime that was causing all of this stress?" - Tony Soprano, via Kevin
I thought this was going to be something like you run 2 games at once then see which one goes better, inevitably leading to 2 criminals that are equally terrible off
I love these lol. The outcomes crack me up.
Despicable me 4 music be like a double life
It's always a good day when Kevin uploads
Who will Kevin be tonight? That’s the question.
This video popped after i watched Spiff's new UA-cam break. Watching this at 0.5 speed made Kevin sound as he was drunk af.
I'm sure he did it on purpose, to be shown after Spiff like that to make me laught, such a Comedy Genious.
You never know how impactful your seemingly mild actions can be for those around you. All it took for someone who was abandoned as a child to attend the funeral of the father who abandoned him, killed 9 people, escaped prison multiple times, expatriated to another country to evade authorities and somehow ran for office multiple times without getting arrested and deported for it was a single yodeling pickle toy. In short, be kind. You never know how you will impact those around you, even if you abandon them as a child.
I've learned that all relationships can be fixed with a yodeling pickle toy
Day 270 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey
I can see why it’s day 270
Keep going till he does it!!!
Don’t give up bro, I believe it’ll happen
God bless ya
Day 1 of supporting this amazing idea
Hans The Kind lived up to his name by actually attendin his adopted fathers funeral
My life in a nutshell: 1:32
Watching from El Salvador keep the content coming
So this is where it started
(double life from despicable me)
/j
2:20 something tells me Kevin doesn’t know what a glitter bomb is, because it’s definitely a bad year gift
0:22 yes you called?
A person from high school sees me in a store.
Them: "Hey speciimenn! its been years how've you been?"
Me: 1:30
He predicted it all
What?
@@engreem9281you know the minions 5 song
@@XxAndrewXx10 Who will kev be tonight? That’s the question 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥