The DoorDash Discourse, Explained

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  • @TheHeartThatRunsCold
    @TheHeartThatRunsCold 2 місяці тому +1302

    -"People shouldn't have to be slaves to work"
    -"Wait, why are you self sufficient, why are you trying to be successful? Be a slave like the rest of us."
    You can't win with these people.

    • @Crow-T-German-Robot
      @Crow-T-German-Robot 2 місяці тому +69

      They somehow manage to be smart and stupid. Like the great Gordon Freeman said: "Smupid".

    • @sauronplugawy3866
      @sauronplugawy3866 2 місяці тому +53

      ​@@Crow-T-German-Robot Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a higly trained proffesional.

    • @chillstoneblakeblast3172
      @chillstoneblakeblast3172 2 місяці тому +10

      Pin of Based

    • @forkittens
      @forkittens 2 місяці тому +16

      @@Crow-T-German-Robot i'm glad people stopped sleeping on freeman's mind, but it's crazy what it took for him to get there. his modern major general song is peak. ross scott deserves more for the effort he puts into his work. maybe one day gorillagong will bring back the lost medium of machinima now that he has some fame.

    • @osarubadiaru1713
      @osarubadiaru1713 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Crow-T-German-RobotSmartarded

  • @forkittens
    @forkittens 2 місяці тому +1040

    the 'f' in communism stand for 'food' and REAL communism has never been spelled.

  • @louisbrill891
    @louisbrill891 2 місяці тому +1155

    >I'm food insecure but I have enough money to order doordash which means I could afford food but I'm too lazy to cook so food delivery is a human right

    • @freedomgoddess
      @freedomgoddess 2 місяці тому +18

      myeah

    • @SouthernGothicYT
      @SouthernGothicYT 2 місяці тому +105

      "I can't cook" -> too lazy or afraid to handle knives and open burners

    • @digitalcthulhu143
      @digitalcthulhu143 2 місяці тому +138

      >food insecure
      >doordash all my meals
      My brother in christ pick ONE

    • @GibsMeMunny
      @GibsMeMunny 2 місяці тому

      "Food-insecure" is such a funny term. It sounds like a made-up mental illness. I initially thought it referred to how zoomers apparently get too anxious while choosing something from a restaurant's menu.

    • @SlicedBread2014
      @SlicedBread2014 2 місяці тому +52

      If they are, in fact, too disabled to cook, how do they make money? Door dash is at least 20$ a meal for the cheapest things. At least 3 meals a day is 60$ about 22k a year.

  • @davidplowman6149
    @davidplowman6149 2 місяці тому +598

    Do you know what people did before Netflix?
    They died!

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 2 місяці тому +9

      Who's gonna tell him

    • @chuggajr
      @chuggajr 2 місяці тому +41

      You know what people did before television?
      They died!

    • @ghuruzilla
      @ghuruzilla 2 місяці тому +1

      Before netflix, we had the internet

    • @Supiragon1998
      @Supiragon1998 2 місяці тому +38

      ​@@ghuruzilla And what they did before the internet?
      They died!

    • @filthy_peasant_the_one2134
      @filthy_peasant_the_one2134 2 місяці тому +19

      Do you know what people did before going to the theatre?
      They died!

  • @B1gLupu
    @B1gLupu 2 місяці тому +441

    "I have partners who help me order lunch" sounds like prostitution for food.

    • @TerryBernadinofromReno
      @TerryBernadinofromReno 2 місяці тому +65

      It sounds like this person needs their parent or legal guardian to order food for them because of infantilism.

    • @Drako9823
      @Drako9823 2 місяці тому +4

      Nice profile pic! Prossh is a classic

    • @fastestdino2
      @fastestdino2 2 місяці тому +8

      To be fair guys, When i see someone who' an adult and a pokemon fan I usually imagine them being like that. An adult child basically.
      And i'm usually right.

    • @Timmy-mi2ef
      @Timmy-mi2ef 2 місяці тому

      Nah let it be the norm makes it that if you make meals for your partner it's 10 times better

    • @Timmy-mi2ef
      @Timmy-mi2ef 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@fastestdino2 Saying Pokémon fan is way too vague, thinking people suddenly hate the things they were fans of is childish

  • @ragnarok7976
    @ragnarok7976 2 місяці тому +321

    When you want gig workers to make $20/hr with benefits but you also want free delivery 😂

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 2 місяці тому

      I wonder if we'll woke our way back to slavery lol, which will win out, entitlement or their revolution?

    • @Tank50us
      @Tank50us 2 місяці тому +18

      The funny thing is.... we actually DO have benefits. You just have to put in the effort to actually _earn them._ Kinda like any other job actually...

    • @Andy-im3kj
      @Andy-im3kj 2 місяці тому

      All they want is to not pay for tips and justify getting food by any means. They're lazy, entitled and spoiled people.

  • @TheTeeWorldsfreak
    @TheTeeWorldsfreak 2 місяці тому +198

    "communism solves this problem, by not having food at all" 😂

  • @FrogEnjoyer17
    @FrogEnjoyer17 2 місяці тому +536

    "Ah, apocalyptic downpour, time to have a minority deliver me food without tip"

    • @trinalgalaxy5943
      @trinalgalaxy5943 2 місяці тому +85

      they really cannot live without their slaves can they

    • @Supiragon1998
      @Supiragon1998 2 місяці тому +51

      ​@@trinalgalaxy5943 It's ultimately the reason they want unlimited immigration even though most countries have a welfare state (next to immigrants voting left)

    • @trinalgalaxy5943
      @trinalgalaxy5943 2 місяці тому +18

      @@Supiragon1998 their still mad they lost their slaves back in the 1860s and then again during civil rights!

    • @JohnSmith-dp2jd
      @JohnSmith-dp2jd 2 місяці тому +35

      Exactly. It's the single thing that bothered me most about all the 2020-era "Stay home!" stuff. If going out is so dangerous and deadly *why are you forcing someone else to do it for minimum wage*?

    • @dubdub680
      @dubdub680 2 місяці тому +6

      I know alot of white people who have to Doordash , wtf are you talking about

  • @silentnight3192
    @silentnight3192 2 місяці тому +427

    >Black illustrator
    >has watermelon emoji on her username
    >...
    It's funny. Not much, but it is.

    • @alexanderforrest1983
      @alexanderforrest1983 2 місяці тому +91

      Apparently I heard that is a “secret” way to show the Palestine flag (the 3 colors match) without putting it in your bio and getting targeted.

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 2 місяці тому +54

      ​@@alexanderforrest1983 Clever I'll give them that

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 2 місяці тому +29

      ​@@alexanderforrest1983lol
      Lmao even

    • @humanbeans4498
      @humanbeans4498 2 місяці тому

      Actual dog whistle​@@alexanderforrest1983

    • @robertortiz-wilson1588
      @robertortiz-wilson1588 2 місяці тому +3

      @@alexanderforrest1983oh, lol

  • @dandy269
    @dandy269 2 місяці тому +319

    “Water is a human right!”
    “Food is a human right!”
    “Housing is a human right!”
    “Internet is a human right!”
    “DoorDash is a human right!”

    • @philltheotherguy1868
      @philltheotherguy1868 2 місяці тому +72

      Next up: “OnlyFans is a human right!”

    • @jebediahkerman8245
      @jebediahkerman8245 2 місяці тому +64

      What part of “no right to the labor of another” don’t they understand?

    • @CrazyJabberwock
      @CrazyJabberwock 2 місяці тому +23

      this is why some people just stop believing in human rights

    • @Y0UT0PIA
      @Y0UT0PIA 2 місяці тому +32

      "gf is a human right"

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 2 місяці тому +19

      The irony is that commies aren't human.

  • @hyperdimensionbliss
    @hyperdimensionbliss 2 місяці тому +824

    "Doordash should be considered essential."
    You could put a sink, stove, pot, strainer, bowl, milk, butter and box of KD in front of these people and they'd have no idea how they're supposed to make a meal out of it.

    • @philltheotherguy1868
      @philltheotherguy1868 2 місяці тому +115

      Remember the guy in one of devs videos that literally could not boil an egg WITH instructions?

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 2 місяці тому +48

      What is KD?

    • @mazarine_44
      @mazarine_44 2 місяці тому +93

      @@vitaliitomas8121 Kraft Dinner Mac and Cheese.

    • @thecompareablezombie
      @thecompareablezombie 2 місяці тому +29

      @@philltheotherguy1868 That did happen which is sad. Boiling eggs takes about 5 to 10 minutes.

    • @Mobik_
      @Mobik_ 2 місяці тому +76

      Dev once posted a girl with a Lemon tree and she didn't know you can actually take lemons from it and eat them.... the current state of the west is WILD.

  • @ericmcmanus5179
    @ericmcmanus5179 2 місяці тому +181

    Getting door dash because of "food insecurity" is the same as saying you buy name brand clothes because you can't afford clothing.

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest 2 місяці тому +11

      😂 I bet if you opened a fridge in that house it's allll take out boxes. You couldn't find an APPLE in that fridge

    • @willsoe
      @willsoe 2 місяці тому +9

      How tf can people say they 'cant' cook. My guy a recipe is a list of instructions in plain English. Just follow it.

    • @FacePalmReality
      @FacePalmReality 2 місяці тому +5

      Close, a better analogy would be buying new clothes rather than washing existing clothes

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest 2 місяці тому +2

      @@willsoe xD you underestimate the power of "I don't wanna try"

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 2 місяці тому +2

      I'm pretty sure that by "food insecurity" they mean some form of mental disorder related to food. It's not the old meaning of "i'm poor"

  • @Larry
    @Larry 2 місяці тому +91

    I absolutely despise those who guilt trip with "you don't actually care if we starve".
    The truth is, No, I don't care if you starve, the burden of the world's problems are not my responsibility, nor power to control. Everyone has their own sh!t to deal with, as do I, and everyone needs to sort their own problems.
    Also, if someone says they actually DO care that isn't a friend or a relative, they're only doing it for either money, or clout.

    • @S.G.W.Verbeek
      @S.G.W.Verbeek 2 місяці тому +3

      I do care if people starve🤧 luckily there is enough food for everyone🥳
      I love your videogames content Larry ❤️

    • @Larry
      @Larry 2 місяці тому +16

      @@S.G.W.Verbeek thanks bud :) if you can afford food to be delivered daily, you are definitely not starving.

    • @thesomewhatfantasticmrfox
      @thesomewhatfantasticmrfox 2 місяці тому +2

      The moment an opposing force stands between me and my crops, then it will be an argument of human right, but until then, if I can choose to work on my field or not, it's a non-issue. In this case, it's a disability they chose to have on their own terms.
      Then again, if a man stands between anyone and their field, historically, they ended up watering their fields with their blood. This starts another "human right to life" argument, but it doesn't matter when the other guy is dead. Understandably, nobody wants to be "food cuck", so that's that I guess.

    • @taptiotrevizo9415
      @taptiotrevizo9415 2 місяці тому

      The idea of the universally community is the dumb ideas in the modern left

    • @KyriosHeptagrammaton
      @KyriosHeptagrammaton 2 місяці тому +1

      A third reason for caring about strangers is you are insane and need to reprioritize. That's my camp :p

  • @LookingGlass69
    @LookingGlass69 2 місяці тому +34

    Communists when they learn the hammer and sickle means labor: 😭😱🥺😢😥😓

  • @Deatheater4444
    @Deatheater4444 2 місяці тому +44

    >Zack the Zorua
    >flags and pronouns in bio
    >furry
    >cub furry
    >can't cook or feed himself
    Ah. So this is what Canadian Healthcare is for.

    • @thesomewhatfantasticmrfox
      @thesomewhatfantasticmrfox 2 місяці тому +8

      "Canadian Healthcare; Serving those who chose to be disabled and muslim illegal-immigrants for more than twenty years (social degradation)!"

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 місяці тому +8

      He needs a maid. Either kind.

  • @GoblinKnightLeo
    @GoblinKnightLeo 2 місяці тому +255

    I simply don't believe 44 million people are "food insecure", so defined.

    • @nicholashodges201
      @nicholashodges201 2 місяці тому +56

      It depends on how strictly you define it. Properly defined it's likely about half of that. In leftist use, though, includes everything from the absolutely destitute to career students who've maxed out their commissary card

    • @GoblinKnightLeo
      @GoblinKnightLeo 2 місяці тому +26

      @@nicholashodges201 I submit that it includes a lot of people who could cook but refuse to, and more who *do* cook but get counted anyway as a statistical ghost.

    • @TerryBernadinofromReno
      @TerryBernadinofromReno 2 місяці тому +16

      I had always assumed it meant one paycheck away from disaster.

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 2 місяці тому +1

      Food insecurity means can't afford to eat whatever you want and food desert means only fast food is available. That's not very convenient to the narrative, lefties love to play word games, and then project that onto everyone else.

    • @davidplowman6149
      @davidplowman6149 2 місяці тому +14

      I don’t either. I’m guessing almost all of the people who are food insecure are not anywhere near emaciated.
      Also, I’ve known a lot of people who are extremely poor and extremely overweight.

  • @exhaustedrose
    @exhaustedrose 2 місяці тому +180

    why would anyone regularly pay for a $12 burrito when you can make a much better burrito yourself for less than half the price

    • @DC0118
      @DC0118 2 місяці тому +18

      And with way better ingredients no less.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 2 місяці тому +48

      > they don't know how and don't want to learn (old habits die hard)
      > time constraints (fair enough on occasion but not a great reason to doordash every meal)
      > they make enough money to afford it, they really like the restaurant food, and they have no greater priorities

    • @pseudo_goose
      @pseudo_goose 2 місяці тому +10

      I mentioned in another reply - for me, it's a habit formed during the covid lockdown craze. Plus, I already didn't cook very much, only had a shared kitchen, and my car broke down all at the same time. Doordash was just so much easier than going to get groceries myself

    • @exhaustedrose
      @exhaustedrose 2 місяці тому

      @@blackosprey2219 so laziness? got it 🤡

    • @Phe0niz
      @Phe0niz 2 місяці тому +6

      They like the convenience of it, but then often forget that if you want to save, or when times are tough, that it is just that; a convenience. Making well-seasoned burritos in bulk to last a week isn't hard, but it takes time and effort that some people have trouble even comprehending.

  • @Sound557
    @Sound557 2 місяці тому +479

    Reminder: food banks exist.

    • @TheGreenKnight500
      @TheGreenKnight500 2 місяці тому

      I've volunteered for them before. They collect a lot for the needy. So many act like people in the US are starving. If someone came to me starving, I'd buy them food. It would be no inconvenience to me. The only people who starve in our country are neglected children and the untreated mentally ill

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 місяці тому

      Even in small towns, a lot of churches do charity food banks.
      You have to TRY to starve in America...

    • @gyozanomics
      @gyozanomics 2 місяці тому +77

      no no no being food insecure means im gay and i get all my meals from flirting with strangers online
      IT DOES NOT MEAN slumming it at the food bank okay

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 2 місяці тому +31

      I unironically love food banks.
      As a young kid they were how I was able to get access to apples while my parents focused on getting actual food.

    • @FUMOFFU666
      @FUMOFFU666 2 місяці тому

      Foodbank is a bit of a tricky thing, it run on charity, so leftis can't get behind that for their (for a lack of translation) mangeurs de curés ideology

  • @FunkBastid
    @FunkBastid 2 місяці тому +58

    "We need government regulation over this job."-somebody who doesn't work in that industry and is about to make it worse

  • @ninjahedgehog5
    @ninjahedgehog5 2 місяці тому +72

    "X needs to be considered a right because it's making how I deal with my ultra specific post modern life circumstance costly. And if you point out any of the 100's of solutions that take actual time and discipline or accountability, than youu're a biggot
    😡😫👶"

    • @dalebob9364
      @dalebob9364 2 місяці тому +4

      A sane Devin sub?🤯
      Just remember, Devin is promoting and profiting off of the exact thing you just described.
      It's all good and fun to laugh add adult children that are 30 going on 4yo. Right up until the point you realize that tik Tok has completely destroyed Western culture in less than 5 years!
      Dev's the living definition of word salad feigning intellect "accomplishes nothing with a 1000 words" intellectualism.
      Like, we get it bro you read a couple of papers while you were in school and read a few of those things we call books.
      He's doing nothing but profiting off of dysfunction while pretending to describe said dysfunction with very large words that I don't think he even understands.
      I agree with you but Devin is so far away from the actual reality of things. Using all of these big words to sound smart, doesn't help when 98% of your audience has not even opened a book in the last decade😂

    • @ShortFatOtaku
      @ShortFatOtaku  2 місяці тому +30

      you sound bitter dalebob

    • @ninjahedgehog5
      @ninjahedgehog5 2 місяці тому +19

      @@ShortFatOtaku he doesn't seem to appreciate you talking to your audience like adults.

    • @Drako9823
      @Drako9823 2 місяці тому +13

      @dalebob9364
      Aw, sweet! A schizo post!

    • @ninjahedgehog5
      @ninjahedgehog5 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Drako9823 ikr? I'm pretty sure he's the only one that can't understand Dev's "big words" that he takes time to explain. The rage just sounds like he's blackpilled on ppl's intelligence

  • @elpretender1357
    @elpretender1357 2 місяці тому +66

    This is the ultimate form of first world problems. Imagine having money to afford food delivery or restaurant meals daily and also demand it should be a human right

    • @darkzeroprojects4245
      @darkzeroprojects4245 2 місяці тому +3

      I don't use that phrase.
      I use the phrase laziness or entitlement.

  • @oldoutlet6946
    @oldoutlet6946 2 місяці тому +108

    "I cant cook" shouldn't be an excuse anymore in this day and age (unless you're completely physically incapable). You can look up easy recipes to follow online and the instructions on how to prepare food you bought are written at the back of the packaging. It's cheaper, uses less carbon emissions so it's nicer for the environment, it's healthier, and you never have to worry about your order being wrong.

    • @juliekring7574
      @juliekring7574 2 місяці тому +14

      We even have services like Huel, Hello Fresh, and Factor that ship you everything you need pre cut and preseasoned.
      I just know the people who claim they "need" Door dash also can't afford to tip. They are 100% stiffing the real human being who is also just trying to get by.

    • @oldoutlet6946
      @oldoutlet6946 2 місяці тому +10

      @@juliekring7574 Or it's not even that they can't afford to tip, it's that they can't be bothered to despite paying so much for food and delivery already instead of simply buying ingredients at more affordable costs.

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 2 місяці тому +4

      Good call… UA-cam makes these tasks so much easier.

    • @p.s.shnabel3409
      @p.s.shnabel3409 2 місяці тому +7

      I'm in my late fifties and learned how to cook from my mother; couldn't even tell you at what age, I just tended to hang out in the kitchen in hopes of snackies coming my way and the rest is history.
      And I absolutely love the internet. Not only do you get videos that show you in detail how to, there are plenty of people who explain the science behind it. Which is important, because it lets you experiment with a better chance at success.
      But I know why some people claim they "can't cook": real cooking is hard work. Yes, even with all the machines.

    • @memeboi6017
      @memeboi6017 2 місяці тому +3

      Also, SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!!
      Literally an incredibly easily dish that is consistently good tasting and heathy.
      If you can scramble an egg, have a stove, and can buy eggs, you already have food security!

  • @Netist_
    @Netist_ 2 місяці тому +75

    Socialists raging against capitalism in the current year is always funny to me, since capitalism is dead. We're a managerial society, baby

    • @markferguson3745
      @markferguson3745 2 місяці тому +15

      Welcome to feudal serfdom.

    • @ZnamTwojaMama101
      @ZnamTwojaMama101 2 місяці тому +20

      Just a tiny bit of socialist policies turned our system to a corporatist hell. Thanks, Reds!

    • @darkzeroprojects4245
      @darkzeroprojects4245 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ZnamTwojaMama101
      Yep, proving how it exacerbates the worst of capitalism withno solutions to solve.

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@darkzeroprojects4245 they're accelerationist in red cloths.

    • @DeadpoolX9
      @DeadpoolX9 2 місяці тому +7

      Yeah I’m convinced actual capitalism would have killed off half our industries from sheer lack of demand and absolutely mediocre products

  • @timtarbet4594
    @timtarbet4594 2 місяці тому +19

    “Communism solves this debate by not having any food at all.”
    Damn, Dev! That’s spicy!

  • @theretrodragonyope
    @theretrodragonyope 2 місяці тому +13

    It seems they hate corporations, while also hating independent people and probably family owned businesses.
    Because they can.

  • @dominiquesavoie568
    @dominiquesavoie568 2 місяці тому +43

    Reminder: In the 90s we had a class called "Home Economics" that taught basic cooking skills. We should not have gotten rid of that class because now we have idiots who can't cook to save themselves.
    Seriously, how hard is cooking a pair hard boiled egg for these people...

    • @unimportantcommenter4356
      @unimportantcommenter4356 2 місяці тому +5

      One of Devs past vids come to mind, with the same exact issue and the same victim attitude towards it.

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 2 місяці тому +1

      Home ec was like a prediction of my future. There, everyone couldn't be bothered to clean the dishes after the projects so I ended up having to do all of it because I'm not lazy(where it counts) and irresponsible. And now at work I clean up after the laziness of my coworkers who leave shit everywhere thinking that someone else will deal with it.
      To be clear, I only cleaned the dishes of my project team, not the whole class.

    • @darkzeroprojects4245
      @darkzeroprojects4245 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@darwinxavier3516
      That ain't right.

    • @Andy-im3kj
      @Andy-im3kj 2 місяці тому

      At this point, if someone is unwilling to Google something, they're hopeless.

  • @ASpooneyBard
    @ASpooneyBard 2 місяці тому +91

    "We have to own the means of production to be free!"
    "People who are self employed are allies to our enemies!"
    "Cooking for yourself is self-imposed slavery!"
    "Hiring someone to cook for you is imposing slavery on someone else!"
    "Corporations have a monopoly on every aspect of our existence, and that's bad!"
    "The Government should control everything instead!"
    "In order to defeat the corporations, we have to collectivise into a huge organization!"
    This feels like analyzing inconsistent lore in a poorly written video game series, but this is how actual people want to run the world. WTF.

    • @Drako9823
      @Drako9823 2 місяці тому +13

      The Ballad of the Sloth honestly

    • @6feetunderpants
      @6feetunderpants 2 місяці тому +10

      If cooking for yourself is self-imposed slavery, then masturbation is self-imposed SA.

    • @Mankepanke
      @Mankepanke 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@6feetunderpantsyou just hit a horse shoe 😂

    • @saisameer8771
      @saisameer8771 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@6feetunderpantsDepends on whether you're over 18

    • @debanydoombringer1385
      @debanydoombringer1385 2 місяці тому +3

      Pretty much what I took from it.
      "Being self employed so you can choose what you do and when you do it is bad!" Followed by
      "We need Communism so we don't have to work all the time and can do what we enjoy!"
      Me over here trying to square that circular logic.

  • @officerbucktuddrussel394
    @officerbucktuddrussel394 2 місяці тому +59

    If they're "food insecure" then where is Doordash getting their food from?

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 2 місяці тому +17

      I'm wondering how they pay for it. Delivery ain't cheap.

    • @GibsMeMunny
      @GibsMeMunny 2 місяці тому +12

      I'm sure a week's worth of food delivery is cheaper than a sack of rice and a pound of chicken.

    • @highbread817
      @highbread817 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@GibsMeMunnythey probably think cooking for yourself is "fascism"

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger 2 місяці тому +144

    We need a delivery system for common sense.

    • @jarradchapman4271
      @jarradchapman4271 2 місяці тому +18

      *sadly remembers when the Internet was supposed to be that*
      🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

    • @danthewatcher9681
      @danthewatcher9681 2 місяці тому +1

      If he had just said, " it should be a norm for old people, 60+" and stop at that everione would have praised him 😂
      But wtf is foos insecure in the west? I can maybe understand that term somewhere in central africa or North Korea, but the west...

    • @cripplelord6383
      @cripplelord6383 2 місяці тому +2

      In my experience that delivery system is called growing up poor.

    • @Supiragon1998
      @Supiragon1998 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@jarradchapman4271 People really were delusionally optimistic in the late 90s/early 2000s

    • @tbarnum6315
      @tbarnum6315 2 місяці тому

      Like giving a dog a pill they don't want, you would need to wrap it in a treat. But these dogs would eat the treat then spit out the pill.

  • @bionizard5480
    @bionizard5480 2 місяці тому +229

    DoorDash is for when I need to make a “ oh shit” payment for what I need at the moment but I’ve already went shopping that day.
    Shit is a luxury not a right and the left views luxury as rights

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 2 місяці тому +25

      That's because there's always more leftward to go. Plus, they view other people's labor as something they have a right to

    • @GibsMeMunny
      @GibsMeMunny 2 місяці тому +19

      Entitlement? From a leftist? That's craaaazy...

    • @16960734
      @16960734 2 місяці тому +4

      “The left” as a whole does not view delivery as a right, just a certain strain of hyper left identity politics types.

    • @nickvanachthoven7252
      @nickvanachthoven7252 2 місяці тому

      @@16960734 which is the average leftists at this point.

    • @christopherenders4280
      @christopherenders4280 2 місяці тому +18

      Many of them come from wealthy upbringings, so their idea of luxury is a little warped. I think on some subconscious level they know this, which is why they pretend to fight for the poor (who they don't actually understand or particularly care about).

  • @tomgrappin1776
    @tomgrappin1776 2 місяці тому +20

    It's crazy that we've reached a point where people have so weaponized their own unhealthy behavior that it's a legit tactic to say "Please deliver my tendies free of charge or else my way of life is threatened."

    • @Fernybun
      @Fernybun 2 місяці тому

      Man, not even 4chan autists were this petty

  • @Elaver
    @Elaver 2 місяці тому +19

    “I can’t cook” 1 Pound of beef shoulder, 2 white onions, 2 large potatoes, 1 liter of water, a pot, and stove:

    • @JollyJuiice
      @JollyJuiice 2 місяці тому +4

      Maybe some salt

    • @Elaver
      @Elaver 2 місяці тому +3

      @@JollyJuiice i forgot salt and pepper and was too lazy to change it

    • @justinwhite2725
      @justinwhite2725 2 місяці тому +1

      Instructions unclear now my kitchen is on fire.

    • @Buugipopuu
      @Buugipopuu 2 місяці тому +2

      Replace onions with equivalent weight of shallots. I've definitely experienced poorly-prepared onions, but shallots are more idiot-proof.

    • @thesomewhatfantasticmrfox
      @thesomewhatfantasticmrfox 2 місяці тому +5

      **The Internet**.
      "Serving the general population with never ending stream of websites, full recipes fore more than 30 years.*"

  • @STORMBREAKER_250
    @STORMBREAKER_250 2 місяці тому +24

    As a gigging musician, Gigger is our word.

  • @Johnmrobinson-vb5vd
    @Johnmrobinson-vb5vd 2 місяці тому +40

    Imagine being so lazy that you think you are owed food being delivered to you when you could just go outside and buy your food yourself

  • @Devin_Stromgren
    @Devin_Stromgren 2 місяці тому +13

    That hatred of independence is also the explanation for why farmers such as myself are natural enemies of marxism. You can't get much more independent than growing your own food.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 місяці тому

      Four legs good, two legs better

  • @cherokeevolfusa2891
    @cherokeevolfusa2891 2 місяці тому +20

    I was about to ask why they were having this pointless discussion until I remembered that leftists want "essential" things to be provided free.

  • @jorden9821
    @jorden9821 2 місяці тому +13

    Where does food come from? “the doordash driver, of course!”

  • @insanity9329
    @insanity9329 2 місяці тому +59

    Bloody hell, I always raise my lazy behind and go buy food myself. What's wrong with these idiots...

    • @talkingtakotaco8611
      @talkingtakotaco8611 2 місяці тому +12

      Considering they are constantly ordering Uber or door dash, they have more money than sense. And sometimes they don't even have that much money to begin with, and have even less sense.

    • @unimportantcommenter4356
      @unimportantcommenter4356 2 місяці тому +4

      Utopian mind capture

    • @mackprime6975
      @mackprime6975 2 місяці тому

      If your “lazy” but get up to buy food, clearly your not lazy. Stop LARPing as a lazy person you fucking productoid. Your nothing like us

    • @mackprime6975
      @mackprime6975 2 місяці тому

      If your “lazy” but get up to buy food, clearly your not lazy. Stop LARPing as a lazy person you damn productoid. Your not one of us and never will be

    • @darkzeroprojects4245
      @darkzeroprojects4245 2 місяці тому

      ​@@talkingtakotaco8611 imo too much money.
      Lot of people struggling financially while these twits lecture about bs.

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 2 місяці тому +48

    The only time Doordash might've been viewed as sort of Essential was during the Pandemic when it was one of the few ways people could make money and for some it was one of the few ways to get food, but even then the "necessity" was very low. Now it's just a matter of being convenient.

  • @rana6593
    @rana6593 2 місяці тому +473

    We eating good today huh

    • @yvanthedrakon
      @yvanthedrakon 2 місяці тому +57

      Unlike the communists

    • @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793
      @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793 2 місяці тому

      ​@@yvanthedrakonbars

    • @InfamyOrDeath-__-
      @InfamyOrDeath-__- 2 місяці тому +56

      No, Dev has ate everything, there’s nothing left.

    • @ExtreamClownTown
      @ExtreamClownTown 2 місяці тому

      UA-cam is our doordash and dev is our McDonalds big mac meal. AdBlock is the middle finger given to the driver because we don't have tipping money because we spent it on on food delivery.

    • @yaboiportch
      @yaboiportch 2 місяці тому +4

      heh

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 2 місяці тому +44

    people are really complaining about DELIVERY now?! JFC I live out so far in the woods that NOBODY delivers - to the point where we have rural mail carriers in jeeps because a lot of roads aren't paved. DoorDash isn't Meals on Wheels (idk if thats local or what but they feed the underprivileged directly at their home)
    The cushy lives of these people blows my mind i stg

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor 2 місяці тому +1

      MoW is national, yes.

    • @p.s.shnabel3409
      @p.s.shnabel3409 2 місяці тому +3

      I learned how to cook Chinese when the only decent-ish restaurant within 100 miles closed down.
      And yeah, no delivery of food. Even shopping in person is meh, there aren't many options and they tend to be low on variety.

  • @syzyphyz
    @syzyphyz 2 місяці тому +8

    The irony of Communists arguing that the conveniences and services brought about by capitalism should now be human rights is pretty good though.

    • @DeranRoute-vu5jy
      @DeranRoute-vu5jy 2 місяці тому

      If there was one comment under this video that should be at the top, it’s this one.

  • @GoblinKnightLeo
    @GoblinKnightLeo 2 місяці тому +26

    So once again, it's just envy as politics.

    • @t700e
      @t700e 2 місяці тому +6

      ⁠@@Franz_BootyI’d say that this is standard for modern politics in general. People will ignore basic economics to achieve the ends of “their team”.

  • @mattf967
    @mattf967 2 місяці тому +51

    I used to get delivery once a week for my weekly takeout and the amount of money they charge in delivery fees was so fucking ludicrous it motivated me to get off my ass and actually walk to the pizza joint and get it myself. I drew the line at the cost of doing it for one meal a weak, I cannot imagine the cost of doing it for every meal of every day. If you can afford that kind of cost, I refuse to believe you're poor.

    • @burtbacarach5034
      @burtbacarach5034 2 місяці тому +8

      Maybe paying for Doordash every day is why they don't have any money..

    • @twiggledy5547
      @twiggledy5547 2 місяці тому

      @@burtbacarach5034 they don't know... I think if they got off their asses theyd be surprised at the lowered prices

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 2 місяці тому

      @@burtbacarach5034 That is definitely why a couple of my friends complained about not making enough money despite their jobs paying pretty well.

  • @naswinger
    @naswinger 2 місяці тому +14

    "food insecure"... history won't be kind on us for accepting this insanity.

    • @unncommonsense
      @unncommonsense 2 місяці тому +3

      With all of the charity and govt programs, going hungry is a lazy problem, not a food problem.

    • @Augrills
      @Augrills 2 місяці тому

      No one is accepting this. Some schizo writes a tweet with 10 likes and Dev deconstructs it

  • @qazhr
    @qazhr 2 місяці тому +44

    I got to ask do how they square the circle of having people being paid a living wage but want so many things be free because they consider them essential ?

    • @ennuiincarnate
      @ennuiincarnate 2 місяці тому +14

      Magical thinking.

    • @talkingtakotaco8611
      @talkingtakotaco8611 2 місяці тому

      Here, I'll translate "give money. No take money, only give" simple enough. They will use a lot of words and put other people in front of them as shields to guilt you, but at the end of the day they are just personally greedy and lazy.

    • @SoulTransient
      @SoulTransient 2 місяці тому +2

      Guns

    • @cosmicelectron
      @cosmicelectron 2 місяці тому

      Printing money, stopping funding the military and taxing the billionaires are usually their go to answer or they just deny economics exist and say that the government will pay for it. all stupids positions but it's what they say

    • @tokareva4029
      @tokareva4029 2 місяці тому +6

      Gulag laborers lol

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit 2 місяці тому +9

    Imagine losing $32 billion of investor money only for your business model to be on the cusp on getting regulated out of existence.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 місяці тому

      In China it's even funnier because the government is also the investor. The CCP funded their own video game industry just to regulate playtime lmao.

  • @afoxinaviators4105
    @afoxinaviators4105 2 місяці тому +192

    I encourage every American to join the army. For, if nothing else, the understanding that "The government should pay people to make every meal I eat" is as shitty an idea as can possibly be. Eat at one Military Dining Facility and you will never again want the government to pay for people to cook you food.
    EDIT - Somebody in the comments made a sarcastic remark about me 'recroot'ing. No... Why fight for a country that hates you? I get it. But, it is invaluable if you want to gain perspective - not only about what I said above, but also to show you how inefficient, crooked, and downright wasteful the government is, how government programs (even the military, shockingly) tend to reward poor performance (failing upwards is absolutely a thing in the army, and we literally have human lives directly on the line), and also, somewhat paradoxically, it also can show you that no matter how shitty things get in the US... We might as well all be kings compared to how 80% of the world has it.
    Honestly, if more Americans joined the army, we'd probably have less spoiled communist fools begging Daddy Gubmint to just take care of them. They'd see that Uncle Sam can barely take care of the couple million people whose lives are literally dedicated to it's defense, so the idea that it could do better for all 330 million Joe Shmoes out there at once is patently absurd.

    • @TikitheHutt
      @TikitheHutt 2 місяці тому +49

      Wait till they find out about the amazingly kind and thorough Government Healthcare that is Military Doctors/TriCare/VA.

    • @TerryBernadinofromReno
      @TerryBernadinofromReno 2 місяці тому +27

      This is slander towards DFAC omelets.

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 2 місяці тому +1

      They want what we and the Brits are doing for illegals, large contracts with restaurants for regular take-out service free of charge, which is stark-raving mad.

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 2 місяці тому +1

      Lol

    • @FerdinandFake
      @FerdinandFake 2 місяці тому +5

      Or go to a public school😅

  • @MnemonicHack
    @MnemonicHack 2 місяці тому +18

    "You can not work for yourself, the collective owns your work. You can not be free, you owe the collective."

    • @slydoorkeeper4783
      @slydoorkeeper4783 2 місяці тому +4

      Really shows that they don't actually value consent and see you as a slave.

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 2 місяці тому +24

    "I'm entitled to be fed"
    So, they identify as infants.

  • @justnobody1473
    @justnobody1473 2 місяці тому +15

    Gig Work: Choosing your schedule doesn't really matter when you have to work all of it to make enough; what's worse is that you're no longer your own boss on Doordash, an algorithm is. An algorithm that punishes you for not accepting no-tip orders.
    Gig work only for a side hustle.

  • @ClarkKentai
    @ClarkKentai 2 місяці тому +5

    "Food delivery is an essential human right"
    - A com-nom-nommunist

  • @rara3538
    @rara3538 2 місяці тому +8

    "my family is food insecure" "i cant cook"
    💀

  • @sol-hunter2332
    @sol-hunter2332 2 місяці тому +73

    I feel guilty every time i used something like doordash, because i know i could save 50% or more just by picking it up myself, or even save a ton more money just by cooking. Learning how to cook was one of the best things i did. Do i enjoy to cook, not particularly, but damn am I proud when i cook something i would pay money for.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 2 місяці тому +15

      One of the best things in life is paying $10 for a good steak, potatoes, and carrots, and cooking a meal for a fraction of the restaurant cost. The saved money is almost as good as the treat itself.

    • @randomprotag9329
      @randomprotag9329 2 місяці тому +10

      basic cooking is so easy that i have my actual cooking rescipes for when I want to enjoy making it. poeple who are just looking for function have no excuse to not know basic and easy meal prep.

    • @Shade7x
      @Shade7x 2 місяці тому

      @@randomprotag9329 my cooking level is "if there's instructions on the packaging, I can manage". Not so good at working with raw materials. These people make me feel like master chef.

    • @cavalieroutdoors6036
      @cavalieroutdoors6036 2 місяці тому

      I've never ordered DoorDash. Every time I think about doing it for market research, because I drive for DoorDash frequently and want to understand the app a little better, I consider the expense and decide I'm better off to continue to save the extra money I'm making rather than spend it on the app I'm trying to mine money from.

    • @papapalps2415
      @papapalps2415 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@blackosprey2219...In what country do you live in wherein steaks are $10...?

  • @shortwave737
    @shortwave737 2 місяці тому +26

    You know, the whole "Pay gig economy jobs like full time jobs" feels very similar to me to the current discourse around GW and WH40k. It seems to overwhelmingly be people who didn't actually want to be apart of the system that was made, but demand that their ideals and morals be applied to it. Its unlikely those doing it are actually going to participate after the changes happen, but that wont stop them from demanding those changes to happen.
    Most of the examples its felt like you were showing about people bitching about this was people I highly doubt actually work for one of these gig jobs. Or if they do, its something they do very occasionally and certainly not often enough to take advantage of the perks of them. After all, having done Uber myself a long time ago, I knew very quickly what kind of job it was. I realized I wanted the stable income and less demanding schedule of a normal job, but instead of bitching at Uber to make it what I wanted, I understood that it just wasn't for me and didn't participate anymore.
    It seems that this current breed of leftism can't accept just not being a part of something. They must be accommodated and if they aren't then they will throw a temper tantrum about it non stop. And this story here shows it isn't just hobbies they are doing this to.

    • @t700e
      @t700e 2 місяці тому

      This is a hallmark of most totalitarian ideologies. They must externalize their belief systems to validate themselves and gain converts.

    • @jakezepeda1267
      @jakezepeda1267 2 місяці тому +3

      "Apart" or "a part"?
      They are the opposite.

    • @shortwave737
      @shortwave737 2 місяці тому +2

      @@jakezepeda1267 Damn, way to make me feel like an idiot. LOL thanks for the correction, edited the post. 😂

  • @MerlinTheCommenter
    @MerlinTheCommenter 2 місяці тому +5

    When they’re actually thin then I’ll believe them when they say they’re “food insecure.” Never believe a pig when they say they’re starving.

  • @GallowayJesse
    @GallowayJesse 2 місяці тому +7

    if you can afford doordash delivery, you're not "food insecure"

  • @domehammer
    @domehammer 2 місяці тому +13

    You can't enjoy life if it's just pleasure, you need the negative to actually enjoy the positive. Pure positive is absolute misery.

    • @slydoorkeeper4783
      @slydoorkeeper4783 2 місяці тому +1

      I absolutely enjoy my video game time after a long week of work and having the do the normal stuff with family. Even just 2 or 3 hours a week hits the dopamine harder than if I had a week's worth of free time.

  • @ExPwner
    @ExPwner 2 місяці тому +11

    3:34 no, food insecurity is NOT people not having enough food nor is it not knowing where their next meal will come from. It is a score based on a questionnaire from the USDA that doesn’t even come CLOSE to just tracking people who don’t have food to eat…instead it includes those saying they skipped a meal or went for something quick/convenient/cheap over something that is healthy. It is something that expanded so much that it means nothing now.

  • @Catmom-gl5nt
    @Catmom-gl5nt 2 місяці тому +5

    When I went to the birthplace of Karl Marx, I read a letter between him and his wife. In it, they mocked his uncle who supported them financially, the denigrated him and his labor, and agreed that he owed them more than a monthly allowance, free lodgings, and free food. That is all one needs to know to understand communists. They mock those who warn their way honestly, but simultaneously demand that this honorable labor supplement and support their dishonest lifestyles. As Ann Rand once wrote, the only difference between communism and socialism is the degree of difference between choosing murder or suicide.

  • @thekangaroo42
    @thekangaroo42 2 місяці тому +5

    I have NEVER used door dash. It's too expensive. Hell, I don't even eat fast food because of the cost! Not to mention how unhealthy it is.

  • @Vain737
    @Vain737 2 місяці тому +4

    Pigs at the trough, demanding that the farmer give them free food.
    They don't seem to understand that the farmer doesn't feed the pigs for THEIR benefit, but his own.

  • @scotth9990
    @scotth9990 2 місяці тому +4

    It's stupid that people will sell their time to a company for $20/hour but then spend $20 on delivery to save a half an hour.

    • @Augrills
      @Augrills 2 місяці тому

      You completely remove the product you receive in your equation. It’s not like a delivery driver shows up to your house and sets all your clocks back.

    • @slydoorkeeper4783
      @slydoorkeeper4783 2 місяці тому

      I knew someone like that, well had a coworker who had a roommate that I never talked to. Anyways, shared an apartment, but would door dash a bag of chips and like a gatorade from a gas station that was a 15 minute walk from their place (round trip would be a half hour), but that isn't the worse part, he had a car...
      So this dude was making $18/hr at the time, and wanted to turn $5 into like $20 because he didn't want to take a 10 minute round trip driving. This is what happens when people lack critical thinking.

  • @gregutz4284
    @gregutz4284 2 місяці тому +30

    Dude, WTF is up with the Youths and "door dash" type services? How are they so obsessed?

    • @loke801
      @loke801 2 місяці тому +16

      They’re too lazy to cook for them selves a lot of the time I find.

    • @TerryBernadinofromReno
      @TerryBernadinofromReno 2 місяці тому +1

      Way too many Gen Zs and Alphas don't know how to cook because their parents werw absent or useless.

    • @ImTakingYouToFlavorTown
      @ImTakingYouToFlavorTown 2 місяці тому +9

      Never understood it. How much spare income do they have that they can buy a $15 meal and pay $40? You could drive to a restaurant and spend half that with gas.

    • @pseudo_goose
      @pseudo_goose 2 місяці тому +6

      COVID happened. Everyone stayed at home for everything. Getting delivery became habit, especially for students like me that didn't cook very much anyway / didn't have regular access to a kitchen. You set up your delivery and it will be there by the end of class, and you didn't have to go anywhere or do anything.

    • @talkingtakotaco8611
      @talkingtakotaco8611 2 місяці тому +8

      Youths usually are not involved or not concerned with money. Everything to do with door dash type services cater to all your conveniences but charges you a premium.
      So when the youth don't even concern themselves with the cost, all these youths can see is that they are being criticized for using something convenient.

  • @UnderTheIceburg
    @UnderTheIceburg 2 місяці тому +11

    Dev exposes what might be my biggest issue with socialist theory; that there should be nothing an individual can do by and for themselves. Obviously there is no shortage of overlap between those who really cannot do anything by or for themselves, and those who advocate for socialism. The majority of _"creators"_ who advocate for these things also never seem to add anything of actual value, as it seems even Hasan's audience is learning recently as his viewership continues to slip.

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 місяці тому +2

      Given the same resources, we will achieve different results through our labor.
      Everyone must be brought to the level of the least able individual, otherwise skill and willingness to put in effort will recreate Class.
      Equity is impossible and Capitalism is inevitable.

    • @UnderTheIceburg
      @UnderTheIceburg 2 місяці тому +2

      @@the_inquisitive_inquisitor Well put. Related to your point of equity being impossible, I remember when I was arguing with a commie about the contradictions of capitalism and I brought up the contradictions of communism covering the 3 main points of theoretical communist society:
      1. Classless
      2. Dictatorship of the proletariat
      3. From each according to his ability to each according to his need
      Obviously, the intention is a society where nobody has unequal decision making power over anyone else, everyones needs are being met, and yet those who work have decision making power, while there is no such mention about those don't work. How does one prevent this from just creating a new set of classes?
      I've yet to hear a satisfactory response to this question. The commie I was talking to said "If you don't work, you don't eat" which basically means to just ignore point #3 and simply begs the question; "How is that system fundamentally better than capitalism?"

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 2 місяці тому

      The enforcement of their group theory is why they AGGRESSIVELY attack individual merit.

  • @Shadowrunner523
    @Shadowrunner523 2 місяці тому +56

    To be fair, their ceo makes over 20 million. Which is wayyyy over payed for a non profitable business.

    • @musicninja98
      @musicninja98 2 місяці тому +15

      Is that $20 million cash or is it cash plus stock options and benefits?

    • @cavalieroutdoors6036
      @cavalieroutdoors6036 2 місяці тому +18

      Their CEO is also the one taking the risk, unless someone else started it and he was hired on as CEO. So if the company ultimately goes under, he'll be the individual that has to divest his millions in assets to pay off any of the company's debt, any investors that are still owed, and any employees that have yet to be paid. And considering the talent needed to take a company from start up to national in under 20 years? No. Not overpaid at all.

    • @musicninja98
      @musicninja98 2 місяці тому

      ​@@cavalieroutdoors6036 Not necessarily. It depends on how the company is structured. Since the company has shareholders, we can surmise that it is likely an S-corp or C-corp which grants limited liability protections to shareholders and officers when a company goes bankrupt, fails, or otherwise shuts down. He wouldn't be held liable personally to payback the creditors. He, and all other investors, would lose all of the capital invested though.
      The CEO and board could be sued by creditors and/or other investors in civil court if they have reasonable evidence that he neglected his fiduciary duties.

    • @Shadowrunner523
      @Shadowrunner523 2 місяці тому

      @@cavalieroutdoors6036 Bailouts

    • @Shadowrunner523
      @Shadowrunner523 2 місяці тому +2

      @@musicninja98 I believe that is salary

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 2 місяці тому +61

    Damn, what a fucking position to find yourself in if you're one of these companies.
    You start a company, it kicks off and receives tremendous amounts of investment capital. We might see that and reply "oh yeah, what a real problem, too much money 🙄"
    But that massive influx of cash, comes with the expectation of ROI, and fiduciary duty.
    So these companies _have_ to expand with it. Even if they aren't profitable. And they _have_ to make themselves look as good as possible to keep their stock up. Instead of organically growing the business slowly, its like selling your soul to the devil and trying to outrun him when the bill comes due.
    And now the workers of these companies are rebelling, because as the bill comes due, the company realizes the only way to survive bankruptcy is to cut costs in hopes of finally turning a profit. Meanwhile the workers just see all the money and think "evil capitalists are hoarding it all!"

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 2 місяці тому +16

      Yep, that's why it's concerning whenever a wildly popular service goes public. They stop being able to put the users/customers first

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 2 місяці тому +5

      I do hate doordash, but I don't hate them for not paying me enough, I hate the customers for trying to tip 3$ for 9 miles 😂. I understand that the fees have to be there for doordash to exist. The extra money is helpful and these alwaysonlinelosers are trying to ruin it!

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 2 місяці тому +10

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but companies don't HAVE to go public to make it, right? I know it's a quick way to get tons of capital to fund explosive growth, but I know some massively successful franchises like Chick Fil A managed to stay private and still have robust growth.

    • @juliekring7574
      @juliekring7574 2 місяці тому

      ​​@@blackosprey2219 Venture Capital backed companies have to have a liquidation event within a certain timeframe, generally 3-7 years. This is because the venture capitalists, who are effectively middle men for capital, have to repay their investors, known as limited partners, within an agreed upon time frame.
      There are two common ways to to have a liquidity event - go public or sell the company. Most venture backed companies sell. The really big ones go public.
      Anything that has to do with a cell phone is usually venture backed. Older, more traditional companies like Chick-fil-A are self funded and can stay private. It is generally wiser to stay a private company, but due to the nature of the venture capital model start up companies don't have that option.

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 2 місяці тому

      @paulcarmi8130 I used to drive for domino's man, the bad tippers are real 🤣
      I drove during the blizzards of 2015/16.
      It was technically illegal for us to even be driving lol. The cops showed up repeatedly to tell us to take our drivers off the roads because there was a driving ban. Snow so thick I couldn't see 20ft in front of my vehicle, and this one complex was built oddly, so it had this steep curve to drive up and down to get there. I finally get there and they give me absolutely no tip 🤣 and when I tried to leave the complex, I almost got stuck there because my car couldn't make it up the hill to leave.
      Delivering food sucked lol.

  • @kurosan0079
    @kurosan0079 2 місяці тому +5

    "I can't cook" then learn!
    If you can tweet, your hands obviously work. Cooking is easy, dude.

  • @jwb_666
    @jwb_666 2 місяці тому +4

    "Capitalism will proletarianize as many people as it possibly can" Self awareness -100

  • @dy031101
    @dy031101 2 місяці тому +7

    It's funny how Feminists, who insist they'd be "food insecure" without food delivery service, are also the ones that would threaten men like me, who have been cooking for ourselves on some sort of a regular basis since we're still in highschool, with walkouts like they really think the rest of the world can't live without them 😁

  • @androzani
    @androzani 2 місяці тому +19

    Every day that goes by with people who cry cause they're leaving their house, demanding stuff just be given to them for free, I relate more to the villain billionaire in The Santa Claus Movie (1986), particularly the line "FOR FREE!!!"

  • @infernob00m
    @infernob00m 2 місяці тому +4

    I cant help but think back on cooking class in high school
    We had 6 fridges, stoves and sinks. Only cooked three times in a year. Became a dishwashing class.
    Had the teacher not been too busy huffing her own farts to teach I can only imagine how many people like this would be eating real food and not begging/whoring for takeout
    It feels like every other major controversy could be solved by hiring teachers to teach not babysit.

  • @adherentofladycolumbia725
    @adherentofladycolumbia725 2 місяці тому +9

    Dev sizing up the delivery person on his doorstep: Yum, they sent E X T R A!

  • @toddacious07
    @toddacious07 2 місяці тому +5

    I work doordash. It’s just a job to me bro. It is a SERVICE, not a NECESSITY… what are these folks fucking smoking??

  • @Yvs8962
    @Yvs8962 2 місяці тому +4

    Im an Uber Driver and the last thing I want is to be an actual employee of theirs 😂

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin 2 місяці тому +5

    If food delivery is your life support, then maybe it's already over.

  • @CoolKidMethew
    @CoolKidMethew 2 місяці тому +3

    I laughed audibly at the ending statement.
    Godspeed, Dev.

  • @masteroogway6660
    @masteroogway6660 2 місяці тому +3

    Food delivery being an industry amazes me, back 10 years ago a delivery boy was just a thing pizza shops had, now its a multibillion dollar industry because you cant cook

  • @captainteutonica5474
    @captainteutonica5474 2 місяці тому +6

    I propose a counter argument to "our uniting as workers", let us instead "get back to work".

  • @kristianstoyanov6149
    @kristianstoyanov6149 2 місяці тому +4

    I hate the thought of "communal kitchens" and "communal toilets and baths" that is an absolute no for me. Thanks for your videos Dev. Take care!

  • @James_Bee
    @James_Bee 2 місяці тому +5

    I am, therefore, you feed me.

  • @scrubsrc4084
    @scrubsrc4084 2 місяці тому +5

    "Gig economy " hipster terminologies for self employed

  • @thattigercat
    @thattigercat 2 місяці тому +3

    3 minutes in, placing my bet now "disabled" actually just means "I'm too much of an awkward pussy to handle talking to people, aka I have self diagnosed social anxiety"

  • @justgary4342
    @justgary4342 2 місяці тому +4

    I'm a Dasher. I love it. Don't run into these "want everything free" people very often, but when I do, I still treat them well (although I may need to be a little stearn about something ridiculous). Usually the customer is very appreciative, as am I.
    Also - you'd be surprised who the "want everything free" people are sometimes. All walks. Weird world.

  • @kellyshea92
    @kellyshea92 Місяць тому +1

    "I cant push a button on a microwave but can type out an entire novel on twitter."

  • @vodkalatte2068
    @vodkalatte2068 2 місяці тому +16

    God i hate Minneapolis

  • @ericmcmanus5179
    @ericmcmanus5179 2 місяці тому +6

    Ive never used door dash in my life. Im now realising that I dont know how I've survived this long.

    • @slydoorkeeper4783
      @slydoorkeeper4783 2 місяці тому +2

      I used door dash once, and it wasn't even for myself, but rather to pay back a favor for a friend who chose a place for lunch and door dash was the only convenient way of getting it to them. Felt like I paid twice as much as I should and I highly doubt I will ever use that service again.

  • @yvanthedrakon
    @yvanthedrakon 2 місяці тому +31

    FINALLY, MORE VIDEOS YAYYYYY

  • @viscountrainbows2857
    @viscountrainbows2857 2 місяці тому +2

    Imagine dying of starvation because you're literally too stupid to eat without UberDash. Also wouldn't saying Uber, Lyft and DD being almost entirely backboned by POC and whatever, is probably a bad sign for the job itself? Where are all of these warriors here to help with Equity and whatnot where it seems to count when they decide it does?

  • @drewsirry9118
    @drewsirry9118 2 місяці тому +4

    The entitlement of saying you're food insecure then demanding free door dash.... 1 obviously love within city limits, 2 holy crap dude you ain't food insecure

  • @DenmarkRadar
    @DenmarkRadar 2 місяці тому +8

    Oh that ending... it's too true for reality, just look up the Holodomor.

  • @jaimemarrero3982
    @jaimemarrero3982 2 місяці тому +5

    Respect. 25 minutes and 33 seconds of setup to spout that last line. 😂😂

  • @rackneh
    @rackneh 2 місяці тому +3

    3:45 Holy shit what, delivery fees are like 2.50 to 4 bucks where I live, you can literally cook for 6 days with JUST the price of delivering twice
    Larping as poor when you waste your money is wild

  • @Nomenius1
    @Nomenius1 2 місяці тому +2

    Holy shit, 3 minutes in and my head is already spinning from trying to follow that ballistic missile of a whataboutism.

  • @deens51
    @deens51 2 місяці тому +5

    Honestly, at this point, it would just be easier to ask them what they don’t consider to be a human right.

  • @dimanarinull9122
    @dimanarinull9122 2 місяці тому +3

    "communism solves the issue by not having any food at all" I'm crying here.

  • @masterkillx
    @masterkillx 2 місяці тому +2

    im disabled and literally hurts to stand cooking for prolonged time yet still find id rather cook for myself rather than order in

  • @isambo400
    @isambo400 2 місяці тому +2

    Before delivery, people foraged for edible plants and bugs

  • @cavalieroutdoors6036
    @cavalieroutdoors6036 2 місяці тому +5

    The minute they classify DoorDash drivers as workers, thus a driver must work set hours according to DoorDash's schedule, will be the same minute that I stop driving for DoorDash. It is only worth doing because I can do it when I feel like doing it in my spare time.

    • @TerryBernadinofromReno
      @TerryBernadinofromReno 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, the flexible schedule is the only reason my friends ever did it as a sideline.

    • @TheKarnophage
      @TheKarnophage 2 місяці тому +1

      If someone is currently driving for Doordash they might as well be employees. They treat the drivers as employees without the benefits of being an employee.

  • @razorkid1525
    @razorkid1525 2 місяці тому +3

    No amount of logic can explain or fix the chaos that comes with living in "sins", especially envy, sloth and pride.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 місяці тому +2

      The answer is usually drug related.