Ranking all races in Skyrim.

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
  • #skyrim #ranking #races #memes #khajit #nord #bosmer #altmer #ork #breton #imperial #dunmer #argonian #redguard
    In this video i ranking all races in Skyrim

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  • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
    @xXx_Jacket_xXx  Рік тому +187

    What's your favourite?
    Like and subscribe to my channel pls)

  • @paxington5822
    @paxington5822 Рік тому +17501

    Skyrim racism

    • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
      @xXx_Jacket_xXx  Рік тому +354

      😆

    • @6Tainted1370
      @6Tainted1370 Рік тому +532

      Great isn't it? Hope there's more of it in ES6.

    • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
      @xXx_Jacket_xXx  Рік тому +585

      @@6Tainted1370 Well, i think in ES6 will be black elf's and transgender orc's

    • @6Tainted1370
      @6Tainted1370 Рік тому +283

      @@xXx_Jacket_xXx Good, they'll be put to the sword then... oh I mean erm, great...

    • @praxseb4317
      @praxseb4317 Рік тому

      Despite making up only 13% of the population, orcs constitute over 50% of all violent crime.

  • @The_Modern_Viking
    @The_Modern_Viking 9 місяців тому +5870

    If they remove racism in Elder Scrolls 6, we riot. (6k likes on this comment and I'll play extra-racist Skyrim)

    • @gd7985
      @gd7985 8 місяців тому +3

      In fact, let's have slavery like in Morrowind.

    • @Yusa25
      @Yusa25 8 місяців тому +89

      Well high rock and hammerfell are probably full of redguards and imperials i think. If its like in tes online many nords are there too

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 8 місяців тому +47

      @@Yusa25Imperials are from Cyrodil and Bretons are from High Rock, if I recall correctly.

    • @Kornelius707
      @Kornelius707 8 місяців тому +22

      Redguards and Nords with the biggest reverse racism against High elves/Thalmor Lol Oh how the tables have turned, hopefully.

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT 7 місяців тому +2

      Was there any recent news on it?

  • @LovleyLemonade
    @LovleyLemonade 3 місяці тому +290

    Argonians: When the world floods, we'll be laughing, and you will be drowning.

  • @ComeMoonandStar.
    @ComeMoonandStar. Рік тому +5717

    Ain't no way he said that about orcs
    It's been a year and people are still defending the orcs honor, just proves how superior they are do to loyalty.

  • @lorenzoeubanks926
    @lorenzoeubanks926 10 місяців тому +3939

    This man definitely played as a nord and joined the stormcloaks because there’s no way he just said that about both the orcs and argonians they literally have beserker rage which literally makes them do double damage while taking less damage compared to most other races and argonians basically have healing regeneration making them insane tanks for a warrior💀💀💀

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 9 місяців тому +151

      if that were true he would have been hating on dark elves though

    • @ethanbowman4748
      @ethanbowman4748 9 місяців тому

      Fucking yellow skinned knife ears are literal dogshit

    • @horvathbenedek3596
      @horvathbenedek3596 9 місяців тому +157

      To be fair, he's partially right. I was reall, looking forward to utilizing Argonian's underwater breathing ability, but NOPE, Skyrim had no underwater content, or even combat, even though they literally have underwater breathing spells, and a perfect setup for giant nordic sea monsters.
      In that aspect an Argonian build is kind of useless.
      Orcs have a pretty good racial ability, Berserker rage, but the unique content around Orcs can be summes up in a fortune cookie: they are aggressive, simple minded, and love to fight. They are one dimensional, and the game offers nothing lore-wise or story-wise beyond this. Which is even more outrageous when you consider that Nords and Orcs are basically identical, and an orc Dragonborn could probably use this commonality to forge a peace between Orcs and Nords.
      Also, yeah, I was a stormcloak every single time. Ulfric is the rightful High King of Skyrim, and if the empire was smart, they'd use the Stormcloak rebellion to create a territory outside of the control of the Aldmery Dominion.

    • @goldeneyekiller101
      @goldeneyekiller101 9 місяців тому

      ​@@horvathbenedek3596and set them both up to be weak in the process. Ulfric is a racist and a nazi and worst of all....a puppet

    • @_el_baito
      @_el_baito 9 місяців тому +29

      ​@@horvathbenedek3596te aconsejo ver la teoría de que ulfric es una herramienta de los thalmor y aparte si quería la independencia de Skyrim porque no simplemente la pedía antes de empezar una guerra civil durante literalmente el despertar del devorador de mundos aparte que por culpa de que gane la guerra los herreros no nórdicos empiezan a tener problemas ya que el racismo de los capas de la tormenta lleva al nivel de solo aceptar cosas de nordicos

  • @XxiLove_NoodLesxX
    @XxiLove_NoodLesxX 6 місяців тому +244

    How dare he insult my level 80 argonian called lizard man who only has to wear the prison pants enchanted with like 10000 different things and only needs his fists to fight 💀💀

    • @quadeesimo815
      @quadeesimo815 Місяць тому +4

      That sounds fun, I'm gonna try that build

  • @MissingInAccident
    @MissingInAccident 7 місяців тому +337

    Say what you will, it’s still hilarious how during the oblivion crisis the Argonians just went: “Fuck them daedra *starts invading oblivion instead*”

    • @S_047
      @S_047 2 місяці тому +14

      That plane of hell is better than our shitty swamp! Ours now!

    • @Mojave_Patroller
      @Mojave_Patroller 2 місяці тому +18

      It doesn't matter what game I'm playing, Argonians will always be the GOAT. Water breathing AND 50% disease resistance, with a quick healing power? Sign me tf up!

    • @gabe9125
      @gabe9125 2 місяці тому +11

      "It's free real estate" lookin' ahh lizardmen

    • @choochootrain2145
      @choochootrain2145 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Mojave_Patroller same. I literally feel unimmersed if I can't breathe underwater

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 Рік тому +2050

    “THAT’S WHY HE’S THE GOAT!”
    No, that’s a cat.

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv 10 місяців тому +40

      Comedic genius nonpareil.

    • @oplap6269
      @oplap6269 9 місяців тому +22

      ​@@wastrelperv Indeed. I almost popped a vein from how hard I was laughing.

    • @wesonparsons9762
      @wesonparsons9762 9 місяців тому +8

      Furry

    • @kiophoenix
      @kiophoenix 9 місяців тому

      ​@@wesonparsons9762I wish I could send images in UA-cam comments cause I would send a cute furry girl and say "yes"

    • @Drug_Fueled_Nightmare
      @Drug_Fueled_Nightmare 9 місяців тому +3

      Same energy as "no im Patrick"

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 4 місяці тому +94

    You cannot disrespect a race that actually managed to repel the Oblivion Crisis on their own turf.

    • @guts4436
      @guts4436 Місяць тому

      Which one

    • @tephye9065
      @tephye9065 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@guts4436 Argonians

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 7 днів тому

      Yeah, but what does any of that mean in terms of gameplay? Waterbreathimg for the ten minutes you're actually underwater in Skyrim?

  • @afungai1649
    @afungai1649 9 місяців тому +890

    Orcs literally come from the excrement of a daedric prince so this is honestly lore accurate.

    • @gd7985
      @gd7985 8 місяців тому +59

      ​@@tana9455Orcs used to be Aldmeri followers of Trinimac before Boethiah ate him, basically shitting him out as Malacath. Those who chose to remain his followers covered themselves in the rest of the excrement, corrupting themselves into the Orcs. Could've actually happened, could just be a figurative tale to accentuate the overall gross perception of Orcs.

    • @pagawn1640
      @pagawn1640 8 місяців тому +12

      It’s literally the quote from Bojack,
      “They look like a pile of crap that ate a second pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap”

    • @markmizell1092
      @markmizell1092 7 місяців тому +13

      “It’s the biggest piece of God shit”

    • @opusmagnus26
      @opusmagnus26 2 місяці тому +1

      And to think Warhammer's Orc being fungal organisms (both in Fantasy AND 40K) was weird...

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 7 днів тому

      "It's the biggest piece of godshit..."

  • @madmackvswarmack3113
    @madmackvswarmack3113 9 місяців тому +894

    The argonions who went to invade oblivion are coming back for this guy 😂

    • @Hallalemon
      @Hallalemon 6 місяців тому

      Argonians are the "Florida man" of the Elder Scrolls. Absolutely beautiful crackheads, who are too busy with their own B's to notice this.

    • @matiasvonbischhoffshausen1307
      @matiasvonbischhoffshausen1307 3 місяці тому +2

      I think the Hist themselves will decide to grow legs for the offense to their defenders

  • @andrewparisotto2631
    @andrewparisotto2631 6 місяців тому +16

    As a wood elf stealth archer you will never see your death coming after this video

    • @swarnski8uu
      @swarnski8uu 29 днів тому

      King of the thieves, aye mate

    • @Akuankka000
      @Akuankka000 24 дні тому +1

      I’m playing that rn haha. So fun honestly

    • @Smasho8000
      @Smasho8000 6 днів тому

      ​@@Akuankka000Same

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 6 днів тому

      make sure you follow the Green Pact and eat him after you kill him.

  • @SkyeRwby
    @SkyeRwby 8 місяців тому +614

    The Argonians are capable of making Mehrunes Dagon think twice about stepping up to them. You Sir, have F'd up.

    • @arthurmoreira49
      @arthurmoreira49 4 місяці тому +81

      I don't understand the hate towards argonians too, they are fucking goated, and they have the best maidens

    • @OliveAmanita2682
      @OliveAmanita2682 4 місяці тому +30

      Argonian supremacy

    • @creeper326.
      @creeper326. 4 місяці тому +16

      Absolute facts. Argonians the best race

    • @kriidk9827
      @kriidk9827 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@arthurmoreira49Ayo hol up!!!

    • @williamwatkins2538
      @williamwatkins2538 4 місяці тому

      You’d still be slaves if it wasnt for red mountain you overgrown lizard. Bunch of peasants.

  • @maxgrozema1093
    @maxgrozema1093 8 місяців тому +1132

    Argonians invading Hell so hard that Hell shut the door:

    • @voidghidorah9729
      @voidghidorah9729 5 місяців тому +43

      You invade? No WE invade

    • @groovecrusader2715
      @groovecrusader2715 5 місяців тому +36

      @@voidghidorah9729that’s what he’s talking about

    • @BR-re7oz
      @BR-re7oz 5 місяців тому

      @@voidghidorah9729 yea that was the joke IDIOT!!!!!!

    • @Sky117s
      @Sky117s 4 місяці тому +2

      What did they do to you that’s the race I play😂

    • @voidghidorah9729
      @voidghidorah9729 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Sky117s jup my Favorit too

  • @JohnSmith-v5o
    @JohnSmith-v5o Місяць тому +4

    Insane, Nords ranked as perfect screams "I love missionary"

  • @a.d.icompany6517
    @a.d.icompany6517 Рік тому +1105

    *A stealth orc violating everything with a 16x sneak attack doubled by a berserker rage is on his way to your house*

    • @TheJohnMacarthy
      @TheJohnMacarthy 10 місяців тому

      An orc COWARD? You milk drinker!

    • @hinatashoyogoa1858
      @hinatashoyogoa1858 10 місяців тому +37

      Even better with like the 30 or 60(I forgot) with a sneak dagger😂😂

    • @playlover9680
      @playlover9680 10 місяців тому +17

      @@hinatashoyogoa1858the gloves of dark brotherhood

    • @danka4960
      @danka4960 10 місяців тому +6

      Perfectly teminologised, I love the comment haha. But still have to correct you “is on his WAY to your house”. Speak English. Or read your comments.

    • @meriin1409
      @meriin1409 9 місяців тому +9

      its actually 60x max sneak damage if u use bezerker rage with shrouded gloves

  • @cross172
    @cross172 9 місяців тому +640

    “I’m Ulfric Stormcloak and I approve this message.”

    • @mrturtle9419
      @mrturtle9419 6 місяців тому +11

      Ulfric go away and go back to pretending your the high king 😂

    • @GuessImaGuest
      @GuessImaGuest 6 місяців тому +33

      *Vote Ulfric for High King 2024.*
      *Make Skyrim Great Again.*

    • @akatsukicloak
      @akatsukicloak 6 місяців тому +1

      how to spot a liberal who hasn't played the game

    • @grd6513
      @grd6513 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@akatsukicloak How to recognize a child who has only played Skyrim:

    • @rinslergj1
      @rinslergj1 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@grd6513 the empire is not what it used to be under the septim dynasty. We see that first hand in the opening of skyrim. The empire is just willing to behead someone for crossing the boarder and being caught in between an imperial and stormcloak battle. We continuously see the empire making a mockery out of prisoners. Whether it be torturing them for now reason from public executions to parading prisoners around the streets instead of taking them in a horse and carriage to jail. The mede family has become pawns of the thalmor and carry out their dirty work in the name of peace.

  • @JaWick_WitaStick
    @JaWick_WitaStick 5 місяців тому +10

    Ill wipe my imperial tears away with all this extra gold

  • @shiro4833
    @shiro4833 Рік тому +320

    Where my Breton brothers at? Mages assemble, you have been called. Ride to our aid to defend High Rock, our home! Let them taste the wrath of our flame and strike them down with lightning!

    • @ColbyPippin-ie8oc
      @ColbyPippin-ie8oc Рік тому +14

      I AM READY! CHARGE!😂

    • @trunks970
      @trunks970 11 місяців тому +9

      RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    • @hurry876
      @hurry876 11 місяців тому +15

      I hope am not too late brother's, let's stand side by side in this time of turmoil.

    • @shiro4833
      @shiro4833 11 місяців тому +11

      @@hurry876 You arrived just in time, brother. The horses stand ready, we ride at dawn. Let's answer their arrows with lightning, their swords with fire and their shields with the might of a hundred storm atronachs.

    • @lumarian_writer
      @lumarian_writer 10 місяців тому +12

      I am no wizard, but I am a Breton battlemage. It is not a question of whether or not I'll smite them, but a promise that I will

  • @mzc_crazy3769
    @mzc_crazy3769 9 місяців тому +784

    ranking Orcs and Argonians below vanilla ass imperials is a crime against gamers everywhere.

    • @costilla1212
      @costilla1212 8 місяців тому +21

      The proper term is "Properties"

    • @mzc_crazy3769
      @mzc_crazy3769 8 місяців тому +54

      @@costilla1212 Farming equipment still manages to be more interesting than imperials lol.

    • @helygg8892
      @helygg8892 8 місяців тому +21

      Orcs da best

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 8 місяців тому +11

      Vanilla tastes good

    • @Kornelius707
      @Kornelius707 8 місяців тому +7

      This was so pro-human, and I approve :D

  • @Lord_Pilaf
    @Lord_Pilaf 5 місяців тому +27

    Altmers be like: "We're better than you, and we know it!"

    • @noahgraff-uw8rs
      @noahgraff-uw8rs 3 місяці тому +2

      They gay

    • @theothesir
      @theothesir 2 місяці тому

      ​@@noahgraff-uw8rsfor your mom.

    • @johnnyd.147
      @johnnyd.147 Місяць тому +3

      We are

    • @theothesir
      @theothesir Місяць тому +1

      @@johnnyd.147 You know it!

    • @zach4832
      @zach4832 2 дні тому

      @@noahgraff-uw8rsThey’re everything and anything all at once. The Altmer are superior to you in any way.

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 Рік тому +1306

    POV you’re a racist nord uncle

    • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
      @xXx_Jacket_xXx  Рік тому +32

      Ahah)

    • @lapizza7175
      @lapizza7175 10 місяців тому

      Nords are in good therms with Dunmers.
      Don't mix up Nords and Nords from Windhelm 😂 ​@@fudgepacker2858

    • @angelirizarry2666
      @angelirizarry2666 10 місяців тому +26

      ​@@fudgepacker2858racism in tamriel is not as trivial as it is on earth

    • @NamelessKing1597
      @NamelessKing1597 10 місяців тому +3

      ​​@@fudgepacker2858 And the Kajiit, it's gotta be Brynjolf.

    • @Hiya0-gs2ss
      @Hiya0-gs2ss 9 місяців тому

      he hates redguards because THEY ARE BLACK@@xXx_Jacket_xXx

  • @TheWorstestPro
    @TheWorstestPro 9 місяців тому +206

    Never let this guy cook.

  • @Kreosky
    @Kreosky 2 місяці тому +15

    Roleplaying as an Altmer who is against Thamorussy and wants to overthrow it is just amazing.

  • @mrk_g6499
    @mrk_g6499 9 місяців тому +229

    When you know the lore, calling the orcs dog SHIT is a bit of an understatement

    • @ryu_007
      @ryu_007 8 місяців тому +12

      Orcs are best

    • @jamesaaa2013
      @jamesaaa2013 8 місяців тому

      ​@@ryu_007💯💯

    • @dhanyarrozie
      @dhanyarrozie 7 місяців тому

      it the biggest piece of god shit

    • @Your_service_
      @Your_service_ 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@magnus8558 I don't get it either but I'm not gonna make a big deal out of it 😮‍💨 we're just missing something and nobody cares that we're missing it so pipe down

    • @nathanz6265
      @nathanz6265 7 місяців тому +4

      Psa for people confused by this comment. The literal first orc was an elf god who got eaten by the god of all things disgusting, and was expelled as a waste covered orc.

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov Рік тому +746

    I was about to grab my spear to defend my marsh-brothers but they're too busy talking to trees to give a fuck.

  • @valdrlogan5118
    @valdrlogan5118 2 місяці тому +5

    The Argonians literally invaded Oblivion after the crisis

  • @Mike-bf2be
    @Mike-bf2be Рік тому +269

    Probably hadn't heard when the Argonians whipped the shit out of Oblivion, drank sap and made super soldiers before diving into oblivion and massacring demons

    • @willcruikshank7972
      @willcruikshank7972 9 місяців тому +17

      Only ever Argonian win in their entire history.

    • @rezachoudhury823
      @rezachoudhury823 9 місяців тому

      ​@@willcruikshank7972
      That and living in a place so inhospitable that other races have only been able to "conqueror" it by controlling the borders.
      The only race that can boast that.

    • @markgallagher1790
      @markgallagher1790 9 місяців тому +43

      The Argonians decided to end the fuck around era, and begin the find out era

    • @voidtraveller8667
      @voidtraveller8667 9 місяців тому +38

      @@willcruikshank7972 uhh, no. In Skyrim, Blackmarsh has invaded and taken like half of morrowind. Also they were one of the only provinces Tiber Septim brought under rule entirely through treaty, because a military campaign would have been Pyrrhic at best, and an unmitigated disaster at worst.

    • @muguly4591
      @muguly4591 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@voidtraveller8667 bro he don't know

  • @vermas4654
    @vermas4654 8 місяців тому +20

    The disease resistance of Argonians was something that was so surprisingly handy as you didn't have to deal with trying to get rid of diseases.
    Combined with the stealth attributes, makes them surprisingly handy

  • @Prizrak131
    @Prizrak131 3 місяці тому +7

    Bro gotta be on some top shelf skooma ranking Argonians like that 💀🤦‍♂️

  • @hache4329
    @hache4329 Рік тому +601

    Orcs:
    “It’s the biggest piece of god shit”.

    • @thedwarvengod4584
      @thedwarvengod4584 Рік тому +72

      Facts lore Accurate

    • @AR-gu2no
      @AR-gu2no Рік тому +20

      @@thedwarvengod4584nah even malacath responded to that story and said its load of bullshit , no pun intended haha

    • @thatboisamu_l425
      @thatboisamu_l425 11 місяців тому +5

      @@AR-gu2nobro was def tryna cover

    • @erik3259
      @erik3259 10 місяців тому +2

      well their ugly and strong like their armor

  • @stereowired
    @stereowired 9 місяців тому +89

    Whatever race the Dragonborn is, he’ll always end up a stealth archer.

    • @Someguy-n6u
      @Someguy-n6u 8 місяців тому +9

      Nope never played stealth archer never played any stealth. Mage or warrior builds only.

    • @Zack_410
      @Zack_410 7 місяців тому +5

      I never do that. Always a two handed build.

    • @stereowired
      @stereowired 7 місяців тому

      @@Zack_410 same.

    • @KaiserNightcoreMusic
      @KaiserNightcoreMusic 6 місяців тому +1

      With mods, mages are actually the biggest OP sheet i've ever seen, you can make some games even crash the game with so much power using SSEdit

    • @Moonlighting09
      @Moonlighting09 6 місяців тому

      Im usually all hands on no stealth or archery
      Im honestly surprised that on 2 of my characters I’m doing archery and stealth 😂

  • @jpmountaingaming5681
    @jpmountaingaming5681 2 місяці тому +2

    Ain’t no way this man just dissed the argonians like that.

  • @zephyrthegod
    @zephyrthegod 11 місяців тому +171

    Bro has beef with everyone that isn't nord or furry

    • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
      @xXx_Jacket_xXx  11 місяців тому +4

      that's not true bro)

    • @angelirizarry2666
      @angelirizarry2666 10 місяців тому +6

      It's so true

    • @masterfatneek
      @masterfatneek 9 місяців тому +9

      Redguard WOOOOO

    • @_el_baito
      @_el_baito 9 місяців тому

      ​@@xXx_Jacket_xXxes verdad dijistes que no te gustan esas razas por ser feas lo cual es muy racista de tu parte así que para argumentar a tu favor un poco dime razones de verdad para odiar esas razas señor

    • @mrspikbolt
      @mrspikbolt 9 місяців тому +1

      @@_el_baito no hombre 🤣 no me digas que estas hablando serio

  • @rarr593
    @rarr593 9 місяців тому +27

    Maybe you didn't read newspaper this morning. Argonian invade oblivion

  • @MarcoC.130
    @MarcoC.130 Місяць тому +2

    Bosmers are really good with the typical stealth archer build

  • @williammartineziii9815
    @williammartineziii9815 8 місяців тому +83

    Agonians will always have my respect, because during the oblivion crisis, the empire abandoned all countries to fend for themselves, and Blackmash, the Argonians, were the only country/species that were not only able to hold their own against the deadric forces, but they started to invade oblivion through the gates, forcing the deadric generals to close their own gates just so they could stop getting attacked relentlessly by the argonions.
    True and accurate lore

    • @a.i.ryazantsev
      @a.i.ryazantsev 7 місяців тому +1

      Империя во время кризиса Обливиона была без императора, напоминаю Уриэля убили, а Мартин то все время занимался прятками от мифического рассвета и изучением книжек по поводу закрытия врат, так что вообще не понятно почему тод Говард решил вдруг потом рассказывать о том что империя бросила всех собрав все войска в сиродил, когда этих имперских войск мы в сиродиле не наблюдали и закрывали все врата своими силами и помощью ТОЛЬКО местных стражников

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 4 місяці тому +1

      That was entirely because of the hist, that changed its sap to turn the argonians into super soldiers.
      Without the hist, the argonians would’ve broken agaisnt the horde of daedra

    • @lancekemal8989
      @lancekemal8989 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@glowhoo9226Hist sap is part of Argonian culture lol

    • @R0GU3ST4TU5
      @R0GU3ST4TU5 4 місяці тому +3

      that's actually sick, and i'm rerolling my race to argonian on skyrim now lol

    • @Red_XIII_
      @Red_XIII_ 4 місяці тому +2

      @@R0GU3ST4TU5make sure to get mods for argonian so you get their full power

  • @GimmeSkooma
    @GimmeSkooma Рік тому +286

    Bethesda gave Nords, Redguards, and Dunmers the coolest lore but Khajiits are just really cool

    • @saadmohameed8340
      @saadmohameed8340 Рік тому +47

      Khajiit also have great lore

    • @minotar653
      @minotar653 Рік тому +13

      ​@@saadmohameed8340moon rotation and some Simba king of the jungle type mf that doesn't even have a say in politics

    • @saadmohameed8340
      @saadmohameed8340 Рік тому +15

      @@minotar653 there is more than just the moon rotation and in defense of the mane some manes are good others are bad the first or maybe the seacond mane united elsweyr and the mane do lead the khajiit but as far as i know the current mane had been assassinated by the thalmor and elsweyr was split into two client state Kingdoms for the summerset islands so it is not that the mane has no say in politics it is that there is no mane , and again moon rotation and the mane are not just the only thing the khajiit have going for them they have other things

    • @jonjonboi3701
      @jonjonboi3701 Рік тому +8

      How about Imperials. I love imperial lore

    • @Andgustin
      @Andgustin Рік тому +5

      ​​@@jonjonboi3701They are awesome IMO.
      Like, I have never seen *medieval fantasy* Romans, and in TES: Legends they look fantastic (Specially the shield wall tactic image)

  • @FallenOwl-ts5ez
    @FallenOwl-ts5ez 14 днів тому

    “Tell me you only played Skyrim without telling me you only played Skyrim”

  • @kerlongree2243
    @kerlongree2243 Рік тому +503

    COME ON!! Argonians are DOPE

    • @Thelittleorphanboy
      @Thelittleorphanboy Рік тому +8

      I know

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- Рік тому +19

      Is this some scaleback joke I'm too based to understand?

    • @kerlongree2243
      @kerlongree2243 Рік тому +8

      @@CyberController- I think i'm too based to understand you brother, like what? lmao

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- Рік тому

      @@kerlongree2243 I never did learn how to speak Tree B*tch

    • @Eternal.beaver
      @Eternal.beaver Рік тому +1

      ​@@kerlongree2243one cool moment in the lore (oblivion crisis incident) does not change the fact that they spended most of their time being slaves or getting f.cked over.

  • @jvun8178
    @jvun8178 8 місяців тому +37

    Khajiits be choke slamming, judo throwing and fireman slamming their way out of Helgan 🗿

    • @pablo_giustiniani
      @pablo_giustiniani 4 місяці тому +4

      My first playthrough was this but unironically 💀

  • @oakenmind
    @oakenmind 6 місяців тому +1

    Ranking Races in Skyrim: 🤔🥰👍
    Ranking Races IRL: 😤💀😱

  • @b26t4
    @b26t4 10 місяців тому +23

    Just imagine an Argonian assassin waiting hours under water ready to pounce on you after you decided to go for a midnight stroller down the lake.

  • @Darkddmaster
    @Darkddmaster 8 місяців тому +49

    I mained an argonian so long, that I would accidentally drown on other characters because I forgot that breathing under water was just a lizard thing.

  • @TheForcesWrath
    @TheForcesWrath 7 місяців тому +4

    I always play Redguard not just because of immersion because im black but because i love the stamina, poison resistance and running around since i go for warrior first then i use console commands for mage later when i get bored.😅

  • @revenantsreprisal
    @revenantsreprisal Рік тому +47

    Breton and Orcs are top tier for the racial bonus, If you plan on playing Legendary at level 1 Orcs make it very manageable. Breton's can also make Legendary a breeze due to the passive Magic Resist which is the strongest resistance besides poison. In the end though crafting makes it all obsolete so just pick whatever race you like to play as and have fun.

    • @kiwipop70
      @kiwipop70 9 місяців тому +1

      I wrote a whole essay about the exact same thing like exact same thing just a minute ago in the comments

    • @kiwipop70
      @kiwipop70 9 місяців тому +1

      Even the legendary part

  • @frette3946
    @frette3946 9 місяців тому +22

    100% resist Breton breaks down your door. 💀

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 8 місяців тому +5

      Yeah, Breton with Mara passive + Alteration just soaking up all magic attacks like the T-1000.

  • @ehawg1142
    @ehawg1142 10 днів тому +1

    I made a mistake by choosing High Elf when I was hardly ever going to use magic😭😭😭

  • @Ghostx18
    @Ghostx18 11 місяців тому +123

    And yet the daedra got ptsd from the argonians

  • @stolenscorcher3661
    @stolenscorcher3661 9 місяців тому +116

    Argonians were the best. What are you talking about? They had a self-healing ability which made them almost impossible to kill, received more healing, could breathe underwater, could swim faster, they had claws, and they could eat raw food in survival mode.

    • @beisong999
      @beisong999 8 місяців тому +28

      And a bunch of argonians decided to raid back the dremora in their own realm after finishing their og kush during the oblivion crisis, they are based as fuck lore wise

    • @johnnyphesto1247
      @johnnyphesto1247 6 місяців тому +4

      So do Namekians, but they’re still the universe’s slaughter race.

    • @migueldutra5225
      @migueldutra5225 6 місяців тому +2

      you are absolutely right

    • @jamessauls7533
      @jamessauls7533 5 місяців тому +2

      Tbh, just playing on legendary with survival mode. The Breton is by far the best because the only thing you truly have to worry about is magic damage and if you get the racial abilities along with resto, vampire and alteration, you are actually unkillable. Reaching the armor cap Is a given with any character but argonian and orc are fairly good although the orc is the only real competition for racial ability. I will also add that I Ran into some info basically debunking the argonians fighting off the dremora and how it is from one source or person that claims it and also that person wasn't even alive, the theory is that the gate closed on its on from Martin Septim ending the crisis and the argonians thought they won and claimed it like the thalmor did. I found it rather interesting and it is honestly true. It is sad it takes away some of their badassery

    • @bryceosborne4357
      @bryceosborne4357 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jamessauls7533how dare you mar the argonian legends with truth? Heartbroken and disgusted. Also yeah on survival they are pretty viable, same with orcs and bretons. Doing a necromage vampire on survival is such a grind I'm surprised other people actually bother putting it together

  • @r2-dragon283
    @r2-dragon283 2 місяці тому +1

    We are now best friends

  • @DarthWall275
    @DarthWall275 9 місяців тому +68

    Tell me Skyrim was your first TES without telling me Skyrim was your first TES

    • @myrillya
      @myrillya 9 місяців тому +7

      100%

    • @lahauli9008
      @lahauli9008 7 місяців тому +1

      Bro he is literally ranking the races as they are in SKYRIM. Maybe try reading the title.

    • @DarthWall275
      @DarthWall275 7 місяців тому +2

      @@magnus8558 Popularity does not equal quality. Billie Eilish and Taylor Swift are popular.

  • @Atrocius1814
    @Atrocius1814 7 місяців тому +13

    Literally never thought i'd see a video about ranking Skyrim minorities

    • @Copperkaiju
      @Copperkaiju 28 днів тому

      They are not minorities. You damn racist Imperials.

  • @slowkid6166
    @slowkid6166 4 місяці тому +5

    As an imperial I am bathing in my riches 🤴🤴🤴

  • @ivanvoloder8114
    @ivanvoloder8114 Рік тому +30

    Altmers are my favorite race with the best racial ability. When I started playing Altmer I can't imagine playing any other race. They are just to good.

    • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
      @xXx_Jacket_xXx  Рік тому +4

      Glad for you bro)

    • @izakireemsi2783
      @izakireemsi2783 9 місяців тому +9

      Plus 50 Magicka, Fury Spells at start and Rapid Magicka Regen Ability? Yes sir

    • @ВікторКушнір-й8о
      @ВікторКушнір-й8о 8 місяців тому +2

      Oh absolutely, I play Altmer all the time, they just superior for magic-related builds.

  • @gavinspace
    @gavinspace 8 місяців тому +59

    now we need a ranking of irl races

    • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
      @xXx_Jacket_xXx  8 місяців тому +8

      No way man)

    • @hughjanus700
      @hughjanus700 6 місяців тому

      Whites - perfect
      Asians - alright
      Everybody else - it's the biggest piece of dog poop

    • @KaiserNightcoreMusic
      @KaiserNightcoreMusic 6 місяців тому +5

      brother really want to plant the seed of chaos

    • @benchristoit1299
      @benchristoit1299 5 місяців тому +4

      Spoiler: #1 is Caucasian

    • @GabrielSooS
      @GabrielSooS 5 місяців тому

      Ooooh shittt

  • @dreamminer2675
    @dreamminer2675 5 місяців тому +2

    I'll never forget the quest in ESO where you have to stop high elves from smashing argonian eggs. As my character was an argonian I found the experience traumatizing.

  • @basio4444
    @basio4444 9 місяців тому +9

    Mfs love to hate on my marsh kings till gates of oblivion start to open

  • @thatguy7627
    @thatguy7627 Рік тому +43

    Blud really out here hating on orcs like they don’t have the best racial power in the game

    • @BbotRicksteady
      @BbotRicksteady 11 місяців тому +1

      nah he just being more accurate

    • @TakitowSpice
      @TakitowSpice 9 місяців тому

      Yeah but they’re ugly

  • @TheCoolerBrother
    @TheCoolerBrother 2 місяці тому

    Ain’t no way you did my wood elf battle archers like that ain’t no way🤦‍♂️🥶

  • @SoldierOfGodwyn
    @SoldierOfGodwyn 9 місяців тому +15

    Argonians are lit, didn't see the nords invading the Deadlands during the Oblivion Crisis, forcing the gates in their home country to be closed 💀

  • @AdoreCasso
    @AdoreCasso 7 місяців тому +27

    As a redguard I’m just happy to be here😂

  • @davinogueiraaraujo3298
    @davinogueiraaraujo3298 2 місяці тому

    Orsimers having the best race ability in Skyrim:

  • @nathandutton2860
    @nathandutton2860 Рік тому +17

    Looking to the lore, the orc one is very accurate calling them the biggest piece of shit lmao

  • @izwrex5782
    @izwrex5782 11 місяців тому +13

    Dude orcs and argonians are both so fucking cool

    • @harrybeecham8244
      @harrybeecham8244 10 місяців тому +5

      As a argonian you have my respect brother

    • @Bioh9z9rd
      @Bioh9z9rd 9 місяців тому

      As an 12% orc I agree

    • @watchinginaz
      @watchinginaz 8 місяців тому

      Orcs are cool. The lizards however are overrated.

    • @trillionaire8886
      @trillionaire8886 4 місяці тому

      @@watchinginazlizard bros are 2nd best unarmed next to khajit. If orc no have axe or hammer then orc getting knocked tf out. 😂

  • @J6ZX
    @J6ZX Місяць тому

    you’ll make a fine cat, rug

  • @theokoles6450
    @theokoles6450 Рік тому +91

    Breton is goat %25 magic resist

    • @shiro4833
      @shiro4833 Рік тому +10

      *magic absorption. Magic resistance caps at 80%, no matter how good you are at enchanting, magic absorption...not so much. Breton, atronach stone, atronach alteration perk and then magic resistance armor and you're basically invincible. Just put some nice health enchants on your armor and some magicka regen and you're set. All spells hitting you do nothing except recharge your magicka. For the fun of it, pack spellbreaker in one hand and your favorite big boom spell in the other and fuck shit up.

    • @sunereensennin7139
      @sunereensennin7139 Рік тому +4

      Its too generic though... and short

    • @sharavy6851
      @sharavy6851 Рік тому

      ​@@shiro4833Unless you use the alchemy exploit and make a broken fortify enchanting potion. But yeah, without exploits it caps at 80.

    • @shiro4833
      @shiro4833 Рік тому +2

      @@sharavy6851 It caps at 80, regardless. You cannot, not even with alchemy enchanting loops, get over 80% Magic Resistance.

    • @aidansharp5244
      @aidansharp5244 Рік тому +1

      @@shiro4833Tell that to the Spiffing Brit.

  • @calebstephan2083
    @calebstephan2083 Рік тому +54

    Dunmers are definitely the most badass looking race in the game. Next is the nords. I mean they're based on vikings so obviously they'd look badass.

    • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
      @xXx_Jacket_xXx  Рік тому +9

      Yes)

    • @brocklessman
      @brocklessman Рік тому +10

      Dunmer’s are the best vampires. They look like vampires so it makes it even better

    • @sharavy6851
      @sharavy6851 Рік тому +1

      Dunmers? Cool? These Goth rejects? Whatever floats your boat.

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@sharavy6851In their home province, they're seriously awesome and hardly "goth". Very alien and diverse culture.

    • @vlt-NEXT
      @vlt-NEXT 9 місяців тому +1

      Lore-based the nords are actually german-scandinavian and celts mixed up, but that didnt happened in skyrim

  • @JarlofQuebec
    @JarlofQuebec Місяць тому

    Redguard be like : I got stamina perk 😅

  • @effeesse796
    @effeesse796 Рік тому +44

    My Redguard is an assassin and I've named him Altaïr Ibn- La'Ahad

    • @foxette9671
      @foxette9671 Рік тому +5

      Hey, switch off the mods, don't break the game! 😆😆😆

    • @LetThereBeLight-26
      @LetThereBeLight-26 9 місяців тому

      Dangg that's a good idea

    • @RGX_DaedraSlayer
      @RGX_DaedraSlayer 8 місяців тому +1

      I'm Redguard as well, but with heavy destruction magic and fluid with greatswords and swords. Like to go by Sir Augustine lol.

    • @ADHDvarietygaming
      @ADHDvarietygaming 3 місяці тому

      Amazing.

  • @pob_42
    @pob_42 9 місяців тому +30

    Nord Supremacy and all, but the Frost resistance is slept on. Playing Dark Elf made me realise *how many goddamn enemies dealt frost damage*

    • @kennedynguyen2251
      @kennedynguyen2251 6 місяців тому

      What? My enemies never knew what hit them when I was playing. Arrow snack attack to the face!

    • @stoutalarm8374
      @stoutalarm8374 6 місяців тому +3

      Nord supremacy 🍺🗿

    • @YOURMAMA-y2r
      @YOURMAMA-y2r 6 місяців тому +1

      My enemies is trolls, they are so hard to kill!!!!

    • @Finckelstein
      @Finckelstein 4 місяці тому

      Bretons are way better than Nords, though. They have a general magic resistance and not just cold resistance.

  • @SOULTAKER5524
    @SOULTAKER5524 3 місяці тому +3

    Imperials:🧍🏻‍♂️

  • @michaelmoran2699
    @michaelmoran2699 Рік тому +37

    Dude bosmer will always be close to my heart

  • @Aarontheman-5567
    @Aarontheman-5567 10 місяців тому +6

    Nords and Khajiits are two of my best and favorite races in Skyrim

    • @yurisu1590
      @yurisu1590 9 місяців тому

      You trash thief and milk drinker nord

  • @TheNormie19
    @TheNormie19 2 місяці тому

    Found the Stormcloak traitor 💀

  • @sadface6635
    @sadface6635 9 місяців тому +9

    If the savior of the world isn’t a talking cat then I want no part.

  • @zhesky467
    @zhesky467 11 місяців тому +6

    Bro took racism to the next level

    • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
      @xXx_Jacket_xXx  11 місяців тому +3

      Nope)

    • @angelirizarry2666
      @angelirizarry2666 10 місяців тому +1

      Dude replies to every comment calling them racist
      I think we all know

    • @SorcererKing94
      @SorcererKing94 9 місяців тому +1

      @@angelirizarry2666 Nice projection. Imagine being this retarded calling some racist based on their preferences for fantasy races.

  • @Imdedmate
    @Imdedmate Місяць тому

    Aint no way that bro just ranked the most starter friendly race as "the biggest piece of dogshit"

  • @Solokhnir369
    @Solokhnir369 9 місяців тому +14

    Bretons are the allround best race you can play in skyrim.

    • @helygg8892
      @helygg8892 8 місяців тому

      Shut up n'wah.

    • @mystickwon2970
      @mystickwon2970 8 місяців тому +1

      Magic resist and dragon skin tickle my arcane G spot

  • @deadjuice1880
    @deadjuice1880 9 місяців тому +5

    This makes a lot more sense when you figure out OP based this on their looks and not playability or anything.

    • @machinewithmakeup542
      @machinewithmakeup542 8 місяців тому +2

      And he would still be so wrong Argonians and Orks are literally the most metal looking

  • @notsubaru4464
    @notsubaru4464 4 місяці тому +1

    racism in the elder scroll is hilarious

  • @bramwhitlock5189
    @bramwhitlock5189 9 місяців тому +5

    I will not tolerate argonian slander

  • @kemalturgut9127
    @kemalturgut9127 Рік тому +53

    Orcs, bretons, altmer. 3 BEST races of the game. Im begging you to tell me this video was a satire. please.

    • @daherleonardi
      @daherleonardi 10 місяців тому +8

      Yeah, Literally the 3 strongest

    • @tinchoide
      @tinchoide 10 місяців тому

      Nah, the dude that made the video is stupid as hell, he said he didnt like orcs because they are ugly, so lets just ignore the fact that he gonna use a DAMN HELMET covering his face almost the entire game but ok i guess, no one has the blessing of common sence

    • @kemalturgut9127
      @kemalturgut9127 10 місяців тому +12

      @@daherleonardi most of the skyrim players' brains turned into a mush from playing too much stealth archer. Literally stupidest and least legit playing style ever. Skyrim's sneak dynamics sucks

    • @Bralliemovies
      @Bralliemovies 9 місяців тому +3

      @@kemalturgut9127the orc is the best stealth archer with beserker rage

    • @kemalturgut9127
      @kemalturgut9127 9 місяців тому

      @@Bralliemovies but it doesn't make sense. It feels stupid and not legit.

  • @jxmmy5089
    @jxmmy5089 6 місяців тому

    Sleeping on Altmer like that is crazy

  • @justfishyyy
    @justfishyyy 7 місяців тому +7

    windhelm moment

  • @gladesucks7907
    @gladesucks7907 9 місяців тому +5

    Me once per year: “Hmm I’m gonna play Skyrim again.”
    “I wonder what race I’ll pick this time?”
    “Ooo I think I’ll be a khajit”
    “Maybe I’ll do a spell sword build”
    “Okay I’ll just use this bow until I get some better weapons”
    “Okay it’s been 150 hours and I’m still a stealth archer”

  • @Monstervolging
    @Monstervolging 3 місяці тому

    You can tell this man highly undervalues his farm tools

  • @Draftspike
    @Draftspike Рік тому +21

    Wood elves are literally cannibals, I think they deserve to be ranked higher

    • @foxette9671
      @foxette9671 Рік тому

      Hmmm, so they can be ideal vampires, like dunmers (with 50% resist from fire)

    • @Draftspike
      @Draftspike Рік тому +9

      @@foxette9671 nah they’re better as werewolves, it makes more sense with their lore

    • @plugshirt1762
      @plugshirt1762 9 місяців тому +3

      wood elves being able to turn into lovecraftian abominations that kill everything in sight and then have a cannibal orgy makes them way cooler

    • @filescout266
      @filescout266 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Draftspikeactually don't, the green pact strictly forbids bosmers taking any kind of animal form.

    • @chenilletueuse1
      @chenilletueuse1 8 місяців тому

      Wood elves sneak is the best in the game. Undetected while running and jumping with hundreds of glass vials.

  • @jesterbeetus6275
    @jesterbeetus6275 9 місяців тому +7

    So we just gonna forget that during the oblivion crisis the hist called back a shit ton of argonians from all over Tamriel to black Marsh to defend it. And they were so badass when Dagon and his forces pulled up on their doorstep they not only repelled his forces but invaded his realm. So much so that he closed all oblivion gates in and around black Marsh permanently.

  • @VannaSsus
    @VannaSsus 6 місяців тому

    Some square moustache guy be like:

  • @Masterskull3133
    @Masterskull3133 7 місяців тому +5

    Never underestimate the power of the Argonins

  • @erikkallner7417
    @erikkallner7417 9 місяців тому +4

    Argonians pushed the deadrea back and forced them to close portals in their province bc they were conducting counter raids on the plains of oblivon

  • @Kingslayer94
    @Kingslayer94 6 місяців тому

    As a Justiciar of the Aldmeri Dominion, we disapprove this video

  • @gregoryrose13
    @gregoryrose13 Рік тому +4

    Orcs are OP "oh your beating me in a fight" *laughs in berserker rage*

  • @zeroviews1184
    @zeroviews1184 Рік тому +4

    Bro got almost everything backwards

  • @thetowelhead942
    @thetowelhead942 2 місяці тому

    How to say you're a stormcloak without saying you're a stormcloak

  • @idkwhattohaveasausername5828
    @idkwhattohaveasausername5828 Рік тому +11

    Orc is objectively the best race in the game when it comes to dps and resistance. Berserker rage is nuts and lets you get sneak attack damage into the thousands if I remember right.

  • @H.K.5
    @H.K.5 Рік тому +71

    How are Nords perfect 😂

    • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
      @xXx_Jacket_xXx  Рік тому +22

      I don't have any arguments. It's subjective opinion

    • @6Tainted1370
      @6Tainted1370 Рік тому +36

      @@xXx_Jacket_xXx Good man. Sometimes you don't need to argue, if you like em, you like em.

    • @xXx_Jacket_xXx
      @xXx_Jacket_xXx  Рік тому +14

      @@6Tainted1370 exactly)

    • @kemalturgut9127
      @kemalturgut9127 Рік тому +5

      There are plenty of mages especially necromancers using frost spells and nords have resistence to frost. So yeah it's a really good race

    • @sharavy6851
      @sharavy6851 Рік тому

      Easy. They are racist. Literally me.

  • @insanitysymphony9175
    @insanitysymphony9175 5 місяців тому

    this was brought to you by the stormcloaks