willdog335 Even worse is comedians who make public apologies about a joke they made all the while proclaiming Lenny Bruce or Richard Pryor are their heroes.
Make it - exactly. Picking on regional parlance. Give me a break. Anyone can snipe at other people that way. I could do it all day. But I’m not a boring pissy arrogant grouch with his head up his ass
"Here's another unfortunate pack of mutants who oughta be penciled in for a sudden visit from the Angel of Death." George Carlin was incredible, linguistically.
daniel lopez Have you seen Lewis Black? never have i seen a more angry comedian than him. Or John Pinette - he could read a boring computer manual with his trademark rage and still keep the audience in stitches.
George would think twice believing into this scary virus tv media panic thing anyway... Let alone do 6ft and mask - because government told him so! You obviously don’t understand what he was trying to say in his speeches...
Actually, I am the reincarnation of George. No, really. The first time I heard him, I thought to myself, "This guy thinks JUST LIKE ME!" Literally EVERYTHING he says I agree with.
a comic genius yes, but hardly original. Carlin pattern his act after Lenny Bruce who spent a lot of time being locked up in jail because of his stand up act. George was just starting his career after Lenny had already passed away.
@@RichardDominguezTheMagicIsReal but then again, comedian material is hardly anything new, if you think about it. We decide how good a comedian is based on how they deliver the joke and the matter into something entertaining, but i think we all have clues about what they mean anyway....
I had the pleasure of spending about one hour with him in a medical setting. He was very genuine and down to earth. He told me a couple of jokes in Spanish and his language was just as bad as English. 😀 I used to look forward to reading those daily desktop calendars with his jokes. A true master of words.
George was brutal. When he was young, he was funny. When he got older, he just shredded the status quo. But he certainly woke you up in a very powerful way. By far, the most powerful and intelligent comedian of our time.
"What on earth would you need with that much toilet paper anyway? Are you going to ask to be mummified with it when they find you dead from this thing?"
They are stupid inventions. I hate them and the people who wear them for two main reasons. First they look ridiculous. When I see someone having a conversation on one I'm not sure whether or not they're a lunatic until I see it clearly. But the people who wear them think they look cooler than the love child of James Dean and the Fonz. Second whenever one of these arse holes have these things on and are having a conversation they always talk really fucking loud. Disturbing everyone within a 500 metre radius.
:'D You hit the nail directly on the head, they're fucking morons. The ones I hate the most are the people who wear them all day long, even if they aren't talking... like they're the CEO of a fortune 500 company or something, even though they're just some loser.
+Pretty Jay What I hate even worse is when these bluetooth assholes are near you, start talking out of nowhere while looking at you and you don't realize they're on the phone and you think they're talking to you. Sometimes I'd have what I thought was a small conversation with them before I realize they're not even talking to me, then they think you're an idiot for responding. I have this happen with receptionists as well, though now I wait to be sure they're talking to me and not someone on the phone. Then they think you're an idiot for thinking they're on the phone and not talking to you.
My dad actually has one of those but he doesn't just walk around and use it all the time. when he isn't at work he will always just pick up his phone. in cases where he is at work, he can't hold the phone to his head to talk. He's a truck driver and he likes to have both hands on the wheel at all times for other peoples safety. he's in a big rig he ain't to fucken worried about hitting a Prius. in that case, it doesn't annoy me. but when you're in the store or even at home and you just have it on and use it...that bugs me.
Create Mymy I did my research right now and it said the daughter said he was great n if she think so then do does his wife cause the daughter n mother lived together, ur just putting out bullshit for ppl to believe ur pathetic sad life, he lived an empty life?? I would love to give u a whole explanation who has more of a empty life compare to a person who gave out their true personal opinion or a liar.
People have no sense of humor or take everything seriously but don't do anything about the knee deep shit of reality they are really in. I wish those jokes were acceptable today. Funny as fuck.
There is something about Carlin , which is : his jokes never get old , brilliant I have a collection of all of his shows and I watch them every other day .
Watching this on quarantine. I wish he was still alive so he can roast Trump and Biden ha, ha! I'm lucky to see him live in San Diego years ago before he died. He was a legend RIP George!
Nah, I don't care about his take on Trump or Biden... I'd like to hear his jokes about the paper toilet hoarders, all of the obedient sheep wearing masks, and the idiots who decided to drink cleaning products... Now, that'd be hillarious!
@@skilz8098 sheep wearing masks????? Are you fucking stupid? Please tell me you're just joking. Bro go to a covid filled hostpital without a mask and kiss your loved ones after. Please.
My God, my God... You could take all the rest of comedy gold, smash it up, and melt it into an ingot of pure, solid, comedic gold of Carlin and this routine. Absolutely brilliant!
George Carling should be declared a national treasure for the modern world he is very prophetic and profoundly funny love George thanks for making me laugh
I had lunch with someone and as we sat down, he proceeded to pull out his phone to take a picture of his food. It took every once of restraint in my body to not spike his phone into his spaghetti but I gave him so much shit for it.
Famous4DoingUrMom Chill out. It's comedy. Carlin isn't serious when he says "Here's some more people who deserve to die in front of their children." In politically correct terms, he's saying "Here's some more people that really bug me," but the politically correct way isn't funny. The only arrogance is yours, as you see someone who enjoys a comedians act as arrogant.
Your also in the 85% of arrogant Americans, why? You didn't get what I meant obviously, and for some reason your helping some one who is indeed arrogant.
@@PapagenoMF Your nostalgia is blinding you. Carlin made jokes about gays, and pretty much everyone (Seriously just search "George Carlin gay" on youtube and there's plenty to watch). Just like Chappelle. We can't say for sure how he'd act if he were still alive today, but I'd bet a lot of money on him defending Dave from the crazy people criticizing and trying to police his speech. Most comedians today feel this way, but don't have the stones to say it out loud because the outrage mob is ever watching, like the goddamn eye of Sauron.
I'm glad I got to see Carlin in concert I've been on a George Carlin kick all day for some good laughs I was feeling a little blue but now I've been laughing all day and night rest in peace George and thanks for all the great insights
Hi is extremely talented. So talented... that when he crosses the line... it seems like he didn’t. Very humerus. At the end of the day.... it’s just another comedy show. A really good one.
One gotta see Carlin's act as if how a peculiar frustrated man views the entire world and rants about it without hiding his feelings; that's the way to feel zero offence, I say :-)
![George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/46fOtLfYC4Q/mqdefault.jpg)
"I think it is the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn, and cross it deliberately"
George Carlin
I wish he's still alive.
98bigbutt
There are about 500,000 others who would agree with you.....I'm one of them.
Willverinerage he had no Lin that is why he is an icon
willdog335 Even worse is comedians who make public apologies about a joke they made all the while proclaiming Lenny Bruce or Richard Pryor are their heroes.
willdog335 Louis CK, Bill Maher, and Ricky Gervais are the closest thing to Carlin, not as bold as him but still pretty damn funny.
This man aged like a fine wine.
turned to vinegar
Make it - exactly. Picking on regional parlance. Give me a break. Anyone can snipe at other people that way. I could do it all day. But I’m not a boring pissy arrogant grouch with his head up his ass
Not quite. Wine eventually goes bad.
Hectorbismol He left before he got too old, although I think his observations will be listened to a century from now.
All but the credit card part.
"Here's another unfortunate pack of mutants who oughta be penciled in for a sudden visit from the Angel of Death."
George Carlin was incredible, linguistically.
I Died! 😂🤣😁
Something I can imagine Aesop Rock or Hunter S Thompson also saying.
Imagine how much material he would have now
More than he or we could handle.
O boy lol
@Dude Sweet Or screaming up at us.
Fucking oath
Rip,George
I love his pissed off delivery. No comedian will ever been so passionate.
daniel lopez Have you seen Lewis Black? never have i seen a more angry comedian than him. Or John Pinette - he could read a boring computer manual with his trademark rage and still keep the audience in stitches.
daniel lopez jim jefferies does it right....
Seriously though, in comparison to Lewis Black, George is really laid back. No offense to George, he's my favourite comedian.
***** He may start out a bit calm and then just gets really heated.
Bill hicks
Corona virus taps George on the shoulder. George turns and says" you dont scare me; i swam in the Hudson River; i was tempered in raw sewage. "
We walked to school in floods... actually we swam... hustled through 30 feet a snow to get to school using hand woven snow shoes...fake it
George would think twice believing into this scary virus tv media panic thing anyway... Let alone do 6ft and mask - because government told him so! You obviously don’t understand what he was trying to say in his speeches...
SirParcifal “... to cool off!!” 😁
Polio never had a prayer, We were tempered in raw shit
Corona would have murdered George
The world needs George now more than ever 😂
Jake o neill yes!!
Rip George great guy!😥😥😥
@The big man is in the house!
Look up Foamy the squirrel.
So they can ignore him as they did for forty years?
They might get one soon...
There will never be another like George.
Actually, I am the reincarnation of George.
No, really.
The first time I heard him, I thought to myself, "This guy thinks JUST LIKE ME!" Literally EVERYTHING he says I agree with.
Jebediah Kerman same here dude. Though I'm sure it is unlikely that you'd be as great of a performer
true
He a lot like me...
Dave chapelle is getting close.
George was kick ass. He was a true original and had a real edge to his humor. I miss seeing him on HBO.
a comic genius yes, but hardly original. Carlin pattern his act after Lenny Bruce who spent a lot of time being locked up in jail because of his stand up act. George was just starting his career after Lenny had already passed away.
@@RichardDominguezTheMagicIsReal but then again, comedian material is hardly anything new, if you think about it. We decide how good a comedian is based on how they deliver the joke and the matter into something entertaining, but i think we all have clues about what they mean anyway....
Every season, George would have a new routine. Always looked forward to him.
Tubi TV has a bunch of videos of him
He could.have been a Guest in Academy Award night.
God I miss this guy!!
Who doesn't
+Yo Mama Catholics probably ahhahah
im a muslim and i miss him :(
Damn...i really wish he was alive so he could laugh about trump, isis and everything is happening in this world atm
The man was very real and honest, R.I.P.
Hey id imagine he'd (George)Simply say 'Hey ive put out a lot of shit..maybe value=check that out..
I had the pleasure of spending about one hour with him in a medical setting. He was very genuine and down to earth. He told me a couple of jokes in Spanish and his language was just as bad as English. 😀 I used to look forward to reading those daily desktop calendars with his jokes. A true master of words.
He was so unique, he was a wordsmith, philosopher a realist and somehow made it funny.
The genius of George Carlin is that he just says out loud what the rest of us are thinking...
George was brutal. When he was young, he was funny. When he got older, he just shredded the status quo. But he certainly woke you up in a very powerful way. By far, the most powerful and intelligent comedian of our time.
Miss George, can you imagine his reaction to toilet paper hoarding?
"What on earth would you need with that much toilet paper anyway? Are you going to ask to be mummified with it when they find you dead from this thing?"
@@musicmotor1 Damn, i read it with his voice. It's frighteningly on point.
@@Tenhys for real right on point i did the same thing
The whole population is a bunch of ass-wipes!
@Otis B. Driftwood I mean, that's a problem that solves itself...
No comedian to date will EVER compare to you man. You set the bar high. RIP
He came with a message, comedy was an extra!
Nail on head! Miss Him
I am A southerner the first joke was still funny if you can't laugh at yourself others will do it for you so don't sweat it.
The world needs more people like you
im southern too, and i gotta say there are quite a bit closed minded people here
Lol yep SC born and raised and I laughed my ass off 🤣🤣🤣 my daddy said fuck your daddy 🤣🤣🤣
George Carlin is the only comedian who's same sketches I've watched over, and over, and over, and over.........
Same here atleast once a year
I love listening to him when I'm driving. He both soothes and reinforces my road rage lol
I wonder how many people went home and changed their answering machine messages 😂😂
LetS FIND OuT
@@sirewokthefirstidonthaveal2902 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
I hope they did lol.
@@marioiacolucci hurry
Ijijjjjijjjnnnjjjnnnnn B. No
They had to set their time machine to at least 2009 first.
I miss George Carlin tremendously. He left us with such knowledge and perspective all delivered through laughter. Great Individual.
I never realized there was another person who felt the same way I do about bluetoothers.
They are stupid inventions. I hate them and the people who wear them for two main reasons. First they look ridiculous. When I see someone having a conversation on one I'm not sure whether or not they're a lunatic until I see it clearly. But the people who wear them think they look cooler than the love child of James Dean and the Fonz. Second whenever one of these arse holes have these things on and are having a conversation they always talk really fucking loud. Disturbing everyone within a 500 metre radius.
:'D You hit the nail directly on the head, they're fucking morons. The ones I hate the most are the people who wear them all day long, even if they aren't talking... like they're the CEO of a fortune 500 company or something, even though they're just some loser.
Pretty Jay Best name for 'em: BLUETOOLS
+Pretty Jay What I hate even worse is when these bluetooth assholes are near you, start talking out of nowhere while looking at you and you don't realize they're on the phone and you think they're talking to you. Sometimes I'd have what I thought was a small conversation with them before I realize they're not even talking to me, then they think you're an idiot for responding. I have this happen with receptionists as well, though now I wait to be sure they're talking to me and not someone on the phone. Then they think you're an idiot for thinking they're on the phone and not talking to you.
My dad actually has one of those but he doesn't just walk around and use it all the time. when he isn't at work he will always just pick up his phone. in cases where he is at work, he can't hold the phone to his head to talk.
He's a truck driver and he likes to have both hands on the wheel at all times for other peoples safety. he's in a big rig he ain't to fucken worried about hitting a Prius. in that case, it doesn't annoy me. but when you're in the store or even at home and you just have it on and use it...that bugs me.
Good old George Carlin, how can you not love the guy?
Too bad he is not around now, he'd have mocked those self-worshiping nut cases on Facebook and Twitter.
Instagram, TikTok, corona virus restrictions and others
Especially millennials
He would've probably enjoy social media especially Twitter. He'll just trigger the shit out of those softies
He puts my anger into words perfectly
Exactly
Let's fart😨😨😨😨
👍👍👍👍👍
An angry old man who put out his anger on his wife and family. He lived an empty life.
Create Mymy I did my research right now and it said the daughter said he was great n if she think so then do does his wife cause the daughter n mother lived together, ur just putting out bullshit for ppl to believe ur pathetic sad life, he lived an empty life?? I would love to give u a whole explanation who has more of a empty life compare to a person who gave out their true personal opinion or a liar.
3:17 Carlin is the only comedian who can get away with joking about premeditated murder and child molestation in the same sentence
People have no sense of humor or take everything seriously but don't do anything about the knee deep shit of reality they are really in. I wish those jokes were acceptable today. Funny as fuck.
No such thing as an unacceptable joke, just unnecessary people
President Carlin has such a nice ring to it. He seriously should’ve ran for president
Too truthful.
I worship Carlin. Miss him, but thanks to youtube, he'll live forever.
Won't be long they will shadowban him for content.
George would probably make fun of you for worshiping him. Pretty sure he had a whole bit about worship and weak minded people. 😉
I worship Carlin, but I pray to Joe Pesci.
Carlin prays to the sun and joe pesci. And I pray to you George your MY god
Christine Steiner thanks to, George, he’ll live forever.
Man, I wish he was still with us. I'd love to hear what he'd have to say about the digital age.
He passed away not too long ago. He was savvy with it, and all of its utter bullshit.
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And I thought I was the only one who can't stand to hear kids on answering machines..😂🤣
They cant do it right anyways
There is something about Carlin , which is : his jokes never get old , brilliant
I have a collection of all of his shows and I watch them every other day .
He talks so poetically. It makes it so much funnier xD
George I fucking love you...rip
The way he spoke was great, even as a grump of a man, he was brilliant !
Can't watch this late at night, you'll wake up the whole neighbourhood
or.. you knowww.. earphones/headphones....?
+007yuval They meant from the loud laughing 😆
***** I see, okay that makes more sense
That would be a serious emergency situation.
I'm sitting in the lobby of a hotel in Ethiopia, laughing like an idiot, and getting plenty funny looks.
Visionary:
"Soft Rock Bands like men without testicles" = OneDirection
That and most of the modern music industry.
he predicted a lot of shitty music today
That and that nuckelhead Justin Berber
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(air horn)(air horn)(air horn)
That and this entire generation of music.
935 people are grown men who refer to their fathers as “My Daddy”
Watching this on quarantine. I wish he was still alive so he can roast Trump and Biden ha, ha! I'm lucky to see him live in San Diego years ago before he died. He was a legend RIP George!
George would kill us with those jokes!
Nah, I don't care about his take on Trump or Biden... I'd like to hear his jokes about the paper toilet hoarders, all of the obedient sheep wearing masks, and the idiots who decided to drink cleaning products... Now, that'd be hillarious!
@@skilz8098 sheep wearing masks????? Are you fucking stupid? Please tell me you're just joking. Bro go to a covid filled hostpital without a mask and kiss your loved ones after. Please.
@@skilz8098 Like when Trump said his thing about disinfectants???
My favorite Comedian! Saw George in Las Vegas for my 21st birthday 🥳 and 27th in Milwaukee at the Casino 🎰
George carlin is my spirit animal
This is a top-3 Carlin bit ever. Pure fucking gold.
My God, my God... You could take all the rest of comedy gold, smash it up, and melt it into an ingot of pure, solid, comedic gold of Carlin and this routine. Absolutely brilliant!
George Carling should be declared a national treasure for the modern world he is very prophetic and profoundly funny love George thanks for making me laugh
Forever missed and cherished by all who were entertained by his unique sense of humor.
Glad I lived during the same time Carlin did. More happy he lived than sad that he's gone.
I agree with literally everything I've ever heard this brilliant man say. R.I.P George Carlin
"Hey Bruno, thanks for the visual aide"
242 people are named Brad, wear visors and think wind chimes are a musical instrument
You and him are the chosen one
I freaking wind chimes..
how many are named taaaaawddd or tucker
He was good, really good, probably wouldn't be allowed to tell these jokes nowdays...
So true
If he were alive today, he still would.
@@jacobbellwood6184 I'm not so sure - many people are so easily offended nowdays and sooo educated, they know how to complain ;)
@@Alex-ur8kd agreed, although who knows chapelle is great at dodging lazers maybe Carlin would be too
@@Awesum i think that may just be because he is black though, you can make some more bigetted jokes without beeing branded as a ...ist white male
My absolute favorite performance
search 'bill burr so sorry' (think its called that anyway) its also nice (trying to undersell it for you but go watch it)
real progress would be Carlin on 100 dollar bill,We trust in no one
Make that a $200 bill.
@@Qrayon $500*
Trump should get his own special denomination, a minus 1 Thousand dollar bill.
He deserves atleast 5000$ bill
billy pilgrim I believe in god but,that would be fuckin hilarious.
George Carlin always brings a smile to my face.
When comedians could actually be comedians.
I was going nuts at Costco the other day and I thought to myself I would LOVE to hear Carlin do a bit on grocery store etiquette
The finest comedian I have ever heard.
George was and is KING!!!
He got SOOO much better when he got older!
Or... when YOU got older?
People that post pictures of their lunch on twitter. I don't have a twitter account and this is why.
I had lunch with someone and as we sat down, he proceeded to pull out his phone to take a picture of his food. It took every once of restraint in my body to not spike his phone into his spaghetti but I gave him so much shit for it.
Yup, same here 😂
Genius! Too bad he's gone.
Honestly even if he was still around he'd be in his 80s now and I doubt he'd still be doing standup
Boy this guy really was a happy old man, Hahahah
I wouldn't be so sure
WHAT a loss that we do not have Carlin around anymore.
You said it! He was was so refreshingly and deliberately politically incorrect! Just awesome!!!
seawalcker
You sure join 85% of the arrogant Americans.
Famous4DoingUrMom Chill out. It's comedy. Carlin isn't serious when he says "Here's some more people who deserve to die in front of their children." In politically correct terms, he's saying "Here's some more people that really bug me," but the politically correct way isn't funny. The only arrogance is yours, as you see someone who enjoys a comedians act as arrogant.
Your also in the 85% of arrogant Americans, why? You didn't get what I meant obviously, and for some reason your helping some one who is indeed arrogant.
Famous4DoingUrMom So define your terms then!
MY DADDY MY DADDY BLA BLADDITY BLAH BLABITTY BLAH BLAH BLAH
+marcus tohmas hippidie hoop blah
+Cem G dippady doo da
Yeah man, this guy's style NEVER gets old! I love it!
The 1.4k people who disliked this video were the ones he was talking about, folks.
Only Carlin could get away with his routine! Pure geneous comedian the funniest that ever was! I miss him so much!
THE GREATEST. ABSOLUTE GENIUS!
I think if Garfield was a human he'd be like Carlin
Bring back the days of no PC .
One of the greats who didn't conform.
He got it right 💯.
George always cracked me up
I grew up with him. And I laughed at it. Now I’m older, he is definitely a prophet !
God this guy wqs definitely No. 1 ,the punchlines the delivery ..GOAT !!!! alot of the stand upers today had alot of learn from him
George Carlin and Dave Chapelle on the same stage would of burned that city down.
Carlin would rip that homophobe Chapelle a new asshole.
@@PapagenoMF Your nostalgia is blinding you. Carlin made jokes about gays, and pretty much everyone (Seriously just search "George Carlin gay" on youtube and there's plenty to watch). Just like Chappelle. We can't say for sure how he'd act if he were still alive today, but I'd bet a lot of money on him defending Dave from the crazy people criticizing and trying to police his speech. Most comedians today feel this way, but don't have the stones to say it out loud because the outrage mob is ever watching, like the goddamn eye of Sauron.
Don’t forget Bill Burr.
And all the liberals would have had an lgb.. whatever the fuck else letter riot about it.
Chapelle is very, very funny and talented but couldn't carry Carlin's shorts
It's a pity he's not here with us now, he would certainly enlighten these dark times.
I love "soft rock" and I find this to be fucking hilarious. George Carlin pisses everybody off at one point.
George Carlin got more outspoken the older he got. You watch some of the early stuff it feels like he was holding back.
I'm glad I got to see Carlin in concert I've been on a George Carlin kick all day for some good laughs I was feeling a little blue but now I've been laughing all day and night rest in peace George and thanks for all the great insights
Hi is extremely talented. So talented... that when he crosses the line... it seems like he didn’t.
Very humerus.
At the end of the day.... it’s just another comedy show.
A really good one.
this guy was so good for so long.
Dude showed up at my store the other day with a visor. Immediately thought of this bit. Had to step off the floor to laugh.
That Stacy joke was dark but I couldn't resist the urge to laugh 😂😂
Simply the best!
Just imagine the material if George Carlin were still alive today!
Oh my god! The "fart circle" part had me DYING! 😂😂😂👌
GEORGE CARLIN IS GREAT
One gotta see Carlin's act as if how a peculiar frustrated man views the entire world and rants about it without hiding his feelings; that's the way to feel zero offence, I say :-)
" Mr Lighter than air " - young Carlin voice.
I love this man. I have been watching these videos over and over again never gets old nor boring. He was just here a minute ago, dearly missed George.
He's the best!
Man, we need George more now than ever
George was a master mind of comedy always giving you a different perspective on real life he’s hilarious too the fullest Rest In Peace ‼️
Hello Michelle how are you doing over there?
His funniest routine. Miss him so much. A genius.
Timeless comedy. Rest easy George
He would be the undisputed WINNER of all time on TED!!
David McKeon There are no winners on TED.
@@carpballet yeah, they have to just proclaim him.. even if its not a winning contest. Ok lets say best speech :)
I miss him.
Jeeeeeeezuuuuuus...I just passed a kidney stone!!
Most recent comment was 5 years ago. Let me just say, it’s gotten worse. So. Much. Worse.
most recent comment from when you typed this was 6 months ago
"Pack of mutants" I love that
He'd be equally delighted and freaked out by today's humankind.
I’d really like to hear someone try to make the argument that this man isn’t hilarious.
419 people think wind chimes are a musical instrument