Nobody is talking about the freaky lights that look like aliens trying to communicate with babies? Like damn just reading a book and giant aliens shine a light that looks like a face at you? I'd be confused too!
there already is, haven't you seen the 3 black hole (2 for eye, 1 for mouth) red faced human ? i saw it somewhere a while ago and it clicked, obviously horror related. edit: wait, i can't recall where i saw it and i can't find it but it looked a lot like dororo's baby face.
Well, let me tell you something, it's a funny thing, being a fetus. You know, you're just floating around in there, all cozy and warm, and the next thing you know, BAM, you're out in the big wide world. And let me tell you, it's a whole different ballgame being outside the womb. But you know, it's all part of the journey, and I wouldn't trade it for anything. For some people it's like, why be a grown-up when you can be a fetus? I don't know, it's just a funny thing. I'm still trying to get used to being on the outside.
That means that babies have the ability to open their eyes in the womb? I thought everything's born temporary blind or at least eyes shut until the moment of birth
It’s so weird trying to think back that far. All i know is that i remember that my first 3 years went by in a flash and then i gained self awareness at some random point close to my 4th birthday. It’s just mind boggling i cant even comprehend the earliest years of my existence cause then it treads into my brain wondering wtf happened BEFORE i existed. When it comes to death its easier to picture possible outcomes depending on your personal beliefs. But when it comes to the idea of what there was *before* being born, its something i cant even put into words.
it was called twitter, discord, the dark web, the deep web, liveleak, best gore. I was there and it was horrible… maybe it’s time to look into the light and get out of this shithole..
@@priyanshujain5597 it's a play on a common English phrase "Room with a view" to describe something like a hotel room with a window that overlooks something scenic like a river or mountain, as opposed to a view of the wall of another building.
@@anirbansarkar3703bengali, us peiple dont look indians as asians but in usa south east asian countries are known as asian race, indians are called indians only
And yet people still try to convince themselves that it’s still “just a clump of cells” to justify the vacuum exit and a trip to the dumpster outside back.
Don't remember age but woke up 1 summer day and hearing a toy car outside and every one outside. It feels so weird to gain consciousness. You can't remember any events or anything yet you live life as if you've been living it forever. Which I guess I have. I will never forget that day. It also means I have slept in as long as I can remember. I also remember eating hot dogs without the bun outside that day.
@@RobertoTaDaspleto8864I knew I wasnt the only one who thought of it! There is a roblox game called Rise of Nations that I like to play and in it you can actually form the Timurid Empire.
"A womb with a view" helped heal the ick i felt from "it could be bright enough inside a womb to read a book". But yes from about 5 months it's important to interact with the fetus because it can hear and see
I could see an ocean that wasn't blue, an overcast sky sprinkled with darker lower clouds, the ocean had rocks jutting just above the surface, and i clung to one. This is my oldest memory
@@spaghetto9836 But at which point does the brain and eyes form enough to be able to react to a face shape? Is before or after when they turn upside down?
![ОРБАН приехал к ПУТИНУ и "отчитался" о поездке в Киев 😁 [Пародия]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_0ukDovOWq8/mqdefault.jpg)
I'm still upset about being forced out of my womb library.
544th
stewie griffin
@toomuchyak1934 some people only get a few days
Me too brother! Me too!
@@LegitChipmmunk1002 💀
3 dots: I sleep
3 dots flipped: real shi
Brilliant😂
Noice
@@Moiaijayes
I think it's because babies see upside down for a while before their brain learns to flip it the right side up
@@jaripekkajekunen2713 no
baby : **chillin inside womb**
mom : **flashing timurid empire war banner**
baby : "the world yearns for another conqueror!"
Some turkish guy called Bayezid with a funny hat: Nervous sweating
Can we become friends? 😁
Found a guy who was just thinking like me 😂
@@Deus-Vult_Against_the_bots tower of nervous sweating jtoh
I was sure nobody would mention the timurids
Tamerlane was coming for us before we were born 🗿
😂💀
The baby who tested that you could read a book in the womb is incredible.
Yeah. Learned French, German, Italian and Japanese before was born. N that was Kim Il-sung...
How do you think boss baby became a boss baby?
@@exactlyLondon asians parents - still not enough
Man thats gotta hurt going in and then coming out with a lil human
What😕
michael the type of guy to read in his mother’s womb
Ha ha ha ha! True!
Jesus Christ the sovereign God loves you deeply my friends
When Michael's head pops out:
"Hey, Vsauce, Michael here"
Micheal the type of guy to read in not his mothers womb
@@kajafreur527 THAT was adorable! OK, underrated.
bro said "timur wake up you're in the womb"
Why has no one mentioned the “womb with a view” pun? That was perfect
Explain pls
@@TheThingoftheSky A Room With a View is commonly used phrase for any room that has a nice view out of the window.
Omg we are biologically programmed to search for hidden Mickeys
Holy shit no way
LOOK A LUCKY EMBLEM!
Brainiac
@@phonesjuda7318 your comment made my day ♥️
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg thanks for making my day. God bless you !!!
“It can be bright enough to read a book inside a womb”
Asian parents: “Write that down”
I knew the Asian comment was coming.
Wow really? They can also write in there?
Ah yes, *shoving a book into the womb*
Just seems racist 😕
@@monarchvh8593 💀💀💀
I clicked on this video thinking of something about the timurid empire
Nobody is talking about the freaky lights that look like aliens trying to communicate with babies? Like damn just reading a book and giant aliens shine a light that looks like a face at you? I'd be confused too!
Timurid Empire!
looks like the timurids
Timurids and Jared from the IT department
There will be a generation of kids born looking for red face guy and having recurring dreams throughout their life
AYO
Ya, probability is higher
horrifying
scared me
there already is, haven't you seen the 3 black hole (2 for eye, 1 for mouth) red faced human ?
i saw it somewhere a while ago and it clicked, obviously horror related.
edit: wait, i can't recall where i saw it and i can't find it but it looked a lot like dororo's baby face.
"Hold on. I just need to finish this book before I get birthed."
"birthed" i love it
Feel sorry for the mothers whose baby is literally trying to finish War and Peace in there
Never mind. Too insulting
hold on doc dont birth me yet im almost done reading
@@Alex_Deam can you imagine the amount of months that will take.
My mind when I see those light formations: "Timurids?"
Honestly thought i was the only one who thought that 😭😭
I agree with him. While in her womb, I used to watch UA-cam clips on TV whenever my mom tuned in. They were very clear.
"If you shine this light at a baby it wont care" 💀
Based child
I bet it will care when i shine extremely compact and ionizing radiantion in its suposed to be brain
@@davigamesp53 I don't think it'll care much when it's brain is mush
@Kotove R E B I R T H
@@cromulom2223 all brains are mush.
As a former foetus I can confirm that it not only resembles a human face, it also resembles Mickey Mouse.
@I'm me sometimes my guess is their dad gave their mom a certain type of pie
Well, let me tell you something, it's a funny thing, being a fetus. You know, you're just floating around in there, all cozy and warm, and the next thing you know, BAM, you're out in the big wide world.
And let me tell you, it's a whole different ballgame being outside the womb. But you know, it's all part of the journey, and I wouldn't trade it for anything. For some people it's like, why be a grown-up when you can be a fetus? I don't know, it's just a funny thing. I'm still trying to get used to being on the outside.
@@reshzy3807 I think he gave their mom an apple pie with some type of cream
@I'm me sometimes 👍 ☺️
maybe that's how mickey mouse got so big.
WE ARE ATTRACTED TO THE TIMURIDS AS FETUSES 🔥🔥🔥
RAAAAAHHH🔥🔥🔥
shoutout to the baby that told us all this
The fact that we are excited to meet people before we're born is incredibly heartwarming
I am no longer excited
Creepy*
@@RottyMacbeth that was u in the womb
And then you become part of the hundreds of thousands of dead babies from abortions in the united states. Very heartwarming.
@@RottyMacbeth no it's because we're social creatures 😭😭
"how dark was it inside your moms body?" is my new favorite vsauce quote
Michael without context 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I already know the answer to that question ;)
I dunno, but the lights sure weren't on when I was in your moms body lmao gottem
@@drog9235at that point, he was asking for it.
"How dark was it inside your moms body? I wouldn't know, but I know someone who does."
**unzips pants**
**Vsauce music starts playing**
as a former infant, I can confirm this is true.
The last line was actually really wholesome
shoutout to the guy that went inside a uterus to read a book
And I’d do it again too
@@hijackedmemes6988 "💀"
Uhh, excuse me mr dumb dumb, but he was giving an example about how bright it is in the womb😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐
@@aperson8247 go back to ur DS lil buddy
@@aperson8247 for science yo
These shorts feel like a vsauce video broke off a piece and we found it.
Almost like a SHORT vsauce video
@Jack Wrath shut up
He basically says that's what they are on the Safety Third podcast
i think thats more or less what that are
@@memetotheextreme6775 Duh, the point was that I miss the videos is all. All he does is these shorts now.
When I was a kid I used to think that the belly button was some kind of window for us to see outside. 😂
I've asked myself this question so many times. Thanks for the rescue sauce!
Shout out to the cameraman for being reborn to take those images
LOL
XD
This actually made me laugh. It's very hard to make me laugh, thank you for this.
Edit: Thank you for the likes.
Hahahahah
@@MoonshineTheDragThing wooOOOw
This man's eyebrows have more expression than all of Hollywood
He probably has more brain than ALL of Hollywood too 🤪
Watching this with comments open means all I can see are his brows. So I tested your theory - checks out.
@@pretendperfection Holy shot! You're right! ^_^
True
Ehhh Emilia Clarke has him beat. That girls eyebrows can literally dance
So we’ve been self aware even before we were born? Well that’s interesting
Close your eyes, keep it like that for a few seconds. This is what infinity looks like.
That means twins could see each others face and make an emotional attachment
Explains how they can get so close.
I wonder if that also works for triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, etc.
Yoooooooooooo, this theory is insane. That would make so much fkn sense.
That means that babies have the ability to open their eyes in the womb? I thought everything's born temporary blind or at least eyes shut until the moment of birth
@@Artur-dy1dr You can see light through your eyelids.
They really designed us with facial recognition built in.
but only very basic fingerprint sensors 😔
That and a bunch of other shit. Namely.. the act of procreation. That shit is hardwired.
@@sledgedragon2677 and so good 🤤
And auto path finding
We are a social species.
And people say the baby isn’t alive until they are out of the womb.
Youngest cameraman alive. Truly proves that you can be anything no matter how old you are. Even if that’s -2 months
"Even before we've met anyone, we are looking for people."
Introverts: no, no, it... it can't be...
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *wails in introvert*
Perhaps we introverts met too many people while still in the womb that after we’re born, we don’t feel like meeting anymore much 😂
INTROVERTS ARE HUMANS!???? WTF?????
@@Daisukiii yes the same way a extrovert is a human 🤦
Well, you need to look out for and recognise your enemies somehow.
The trio of lights resembling a human face and capturing the attention of babies also explains the success of Mickey Ears.
No it is just mickey mouse being a beloved character and symbol of disney
Trio of red lights looks evil
@@tomislav.klisaninbless your heart
@@tomislav.klisanin you are so 😢
@@tomislav.klisanin Sir, I think that was the point. You did not change anything, you just reworded what he said and added a redundance.
I think the baby sees the lights as Micky Mouse
Damn, the camera man went all out for this one
The character customization screen, most likely.
So THIS is what we call 'the game of life'... Makes sense
:D
It's not called "ruining my life" it's called "trolling myself"
hey Michael hearted your comment
jesus wants to spread his love all up inside of you my child ❤️
The cameraman did it again-
The true feds
Wait again?!
mAmAaAAAAA
@@AmazingRofa Ok? Not what I expected, tbh
Yup I did
Some peoples wombs really do be looking like it’s an eternal night
This is pretty nostalgic tbh
The first thing you actually see before you are born is “Powered by Unity”
on god...
OH NO
Nahhh!!! 💀🙏
So that's why taxes exist 😂
Pretty soon itll start saying “Unreal Engine”
This gives a whole new meaning to the joke:
Two pregnant women fighting are simply babies having a mech fight
LOLLLLOLLLLL
This deserves a like.
LMAOOAOAOA
Lmaoo
I FOUND IT! ua-cam.com/video/mCfYi7634rU/v-deo.html thank me later
*”We Are already looking for other people”*
… I’m scared of my younger self now
It’s so weird trying to think back that far. All i know is that i remember that my first 3 years went by in a flash and then i gained self awareness at some random point close to my 4th birthday. It’s just mind boggling i cant even comprehend the earliest years of my existence cause then it treads into my brain wondering wtf happened BEFORE i existed. When it comes to death its easier to picture possible outcomes depending on your personal beliefs. But when it comes to the idea of what there was *before* being born, its something i cant even put into words.
"I was in a dark place" - every UA-camr apology
Fall upon your on sword and perish
We all were, man… then we got birthed
it was called twitter, discord, the dark web, the deep web, liveleak, best gore. I was there and it was horrible… maybe it’s time to look into the light and get out of this shithole..
LOL
@@martinreid2352 😂😂
Props to the camera man for getting an inside view of the womb
He put a Go pro on the tip
Actually the camera man was being born he started becoming the camera man since the very beginning
Made you look
@@edwinkids8904 😂😂
Of coarse he put a camera on his long penis.
You have 777 likes. Go win the lottery
I feel like I remember seeing those lights.
So that’s why that color feels so familiar.
"it can be bright enough inside a womb to read a book"
Ah yes thank you Michael. I will use this information later.
did your mom say she brought you into the world and can put you back or something
@@reisenImperishableNightlmao
@puteqx Ayo?
@@reisenImperishableNight imagine she tries put a grown man in her belly again 💀
@puteqx hewl naw jit learned about micro and macro
"It's a womb with a view." I feel like this video was made just to make this joke.
Straight up was about to say the same thing.
I didn't catch it before reading this comment
@@RedHair651 Me too
@@RedHair651 I still didn't get it, can you please explain?
@@priyanshujain5597 it's a play on a common English phrase "Room with a view" to describe something like a hotel room with a window that overlooks something scenic like a river or mountain, as opposed to a view of the wall of another building.
"bright inside a womb to read a book"
the fetus after watching this: 🧠🧐📖
"It resembles a face"
Me: "Thats Mickey Mouse"
"You can read a book inside ur mothers womb"
Asian parents: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
Nowadays people starts education of the students before they are born, and it is not a joke😅
@@anirbansarkar3703bengali, us peiple dont look indians as asians but in usa south east asian countries are known as asian race, indians are called indians only
Copy
timirud empire
1000th like
“Yo, turn the light back on! I’m almost done with this chapter!” -Fetus
*Down in ohio*
Swag like Ohio
The people above me are mentally challenged
Down in ohio
Swag like Ohio
Michael himself read a book inside his mother womb to tell us this
Dr. Eggman *lives in an eggfactory*
Michael (vsauce): *that is what a womb is called*
"Before we are born, we are already looking for other people." That hits hard.
Humans are codependent.
Looking at the abortion doctor
no it doesn't
And sometimes one of those people we are looking for deliberately kills you.
@@ryanrobot7975 Of course that comes from a “person” named “Robot”. You wouldn’t know.
"Mother, i am quite bored down there, could you please pass me a book?"
Mom: *Proceeds to introduce herself a book*
-The rest of the people in the funeral: ☠️😳😱🌚🤨😶😐😑🌝
There once was a woman who swallowed a book, idk why she swallowed a book, perhaps she'll die!
@@joel.ha. Nah, she put the book in her, you know.
@@dotmblb69 I never specified which lips she used to swallow it with
why is the fetus british
That unborn baby has better eye contact than most of my classmates
This guy single handedly got me back into minecraft
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark too read." -Frank Zappa
*unless you're in the dogs uterus - Michael
Depends on the clothing and the thickness of the abdomen, apparently
@@lucasmoreau 💀💀💀💀
I fucking love Zappa lmao A fucking legend
But inside a dog’s belly..
"What's wrong?! Is the head too big?!"
"No, it's the fucking hardback he's holding!"
😂😂😂yooo
Lmaoooo
Underrated
Lmfao
"barryhomeowner" goes so fucking hard, it's the cherry on top here
And yet people still try to convince themselves that it’s still “just a clump of cells” to justify the vacuum exit and a trip to the dumpster outside back.
At least no mobs spawned in there
Sigma rule 73: start reading books in the womb
teach em young 💯💯
3 Things to do before you’re born:
Read 100 books
Start a dropshipping side hustle
Invest in the rare fish market
I started reading back when I was in the sack
Why sigma?
@@xyz7572 a meme my dude
Comparing an office building to an overcast day hits right in the feels
…just another day…waltuh
@@wanyekest6969 whitman
That's just the Predator's aiming dot
It goes to show just how quickly genetic abilities like recognising human faces kicks in
shout out to the camera man going back to his mother and getting the clip for us
OMG I MADE THIS COMMENT LIKE YESTERDAY WHAT
Yo....nooooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I usually don’t laugh at these types of comments but that was pretty funny
Nah man, he was born a camera man.
Very poor choice of words
All i remember is regaining consciousness at the age of 8 on a random saturday morning
Mine was on age of 6..
Don't remember age but woke up 1 summer day and hearing a toy car outside and every one outside. It feels so weird to gain consciousness. You can't remember any events or anything yet you live life as if you've been living it forever. Which I guess I have. I will never forget that day. It also means I have slept in as long as I can remember. I also remember eating hot dogs without the bun outside that day.
I think I gained consciousness at like the age of 5 or 6
It took me 9 years for that
Mine was like 5 (but I don’t remember most stuff before 7 years old)
Man that really does prove that a baby is not just a clump of cells
nope
Actually it is. Cope and seethe and read some books that aren't the bAiBuL 😂
Baby: “Don’t worry: just helping Mom do the morning crossword.”
lol
More like "crosswomb" _💀_
@@RubixxxCube 😐
I just imagined a whole book being shoved in from down there for the baby💀
@@RubixxxCube bro does in italics
Bro the 3 red dots summoned back Timurid Empire 💀💀
who?
fr
Ahh paradox brain rot is everywhere
Stop playing EU4
EU4 brainrot... i thought of it too
Must’ve been painful to test if you could read a book in there.
It should be impossible in neurological terms but I swear I have very vague memories of red light which I can only surmise was before I was born
damn this is nostalgic af seeing those 3 dots again
*"Back in my days that 3 dots are means"* - 👴🏻
@@1K_WlTHOUT_CONTENTtimurid empire?
@@RobertoTaDaspleto8864I knew I wasnt the only one who thought of it! There is a roblox game called Rise of Nations that I like to play and in it you can actually form the Timurid Empire.
Timur mentioned🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Splinter cell
Props to the guy who went back in to check what it looked like
Probably a doctor
@@pvzgamerlegisniana6492r/whooooooooosh
@@leonardedwards6013literally 😂
It’s a Win Win
nah but seriously how do they even found this out
*shines spotlight on wifes tummy* “heres you some light little guy”
I was like 'I wish I had-' then I remembered a random funny tweet and started laughing for the next 2 minutes
"Before you were born, what did you see?"
"Bro, I can barely remember what I did this morning"
bros a day old and can talk ☠️☠️
Love this comment so much
@@mjaned0528dude just missed the entire joke lmao
@@N7BBYbro is onto nothing 🤯🙏🙅♂️
@@N7BBY🤦🏿♂️
"I haven't paid my rent in a while, I think they won't let it slide this time."
-Baby
Damn y’all sent predator to collect?
You've been evicted
It’ll take about 9 months to evict you
You're not old enough to get a job if you are one which is very bad so you get kicked out for being forced to be made in a lab
"they dragged me out"
-baby
Everything aside
She absolutely cooked with those notes
"A womb with a view" helped heal the ick i felt from "it could be bright enough inside a womb to read a book".
But yes from about 5 months it's important to interact with the fetus because it can hear and see
As an ex fetus i can confirm this is actually true
Same
Can't relate im a clone
@@drishpoojary6663no parents, just clone
@@drishpoojary6663 you still were a fetus just not inside a womb
Okay thanks I was gonna ask for his sources but now Ik it’s true
Predators have been hunting humans for so long that even the unborn recognize the laser sight
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING😭👍😂
oh god dammit xD
Somebody got It
“Anytime”
"You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak!"
I could see an ocean that wasn't blue, an overcast sky sprinkled with darker lower clouds, the ocean had rocks jutting just above the surface, and i clung to one. This is my oldest memory
"how dark was inside your moms body?" Idk ask the mailman
NAHH BRO STOOOOP 💀💀💀
Relatable
My dad was literally a mailman so yeah. I won't be asking him that question though.
OoF 😂😂😂
The view was so nostalgic! Really brought back memories 😊
😂
I actually remember it like black 100% and then like the time go fast
@@ikilyou1bno you don’t💀
@@Personmanguyhuman i do 😂😂
@@ikilyou1b memory banks start at at least the age 2.5, and you can remember stuff from the womb? Yeah fat chance buddy
Michael makes me rethink my life every time I look at one of his videos
that thing looked like shy guy
Fetus when they see 3 dots on upside down triangular formation, "that's a human face right there 🤌"
Well isnt the baby upside down to start with
@@nkadimashianeI believe they turn upside down in the final months of gestation, before they come out. Instinct is a wild thing.
_Or Predator_
Holy shit it’s deadmau5
@@spaghetto9836 But at which point does the brain and eyes form enough to be able to react to a face shape? Is before or after when they turn upside down?
"Before we were born we were looking for people" gives me goosebumps
It’s twelve thirty and I’m Trina go to sleep
Ikr?!
Why were a social species why is it scary its wholesome
Were looking for prey. Only for people to suppress the instinct.
@prodby.gyxrms it's scaryyy
we weren't even people yet
"What do you see?"
I can see everything even i remembered playing soccer in the womb
I was researching the grind from day one 🗣🔥💯
A baby is trained pre-birth to follow the Mickey Mouse. Disney has corrupted all of us.
Omg
Underrated comment
You making sense
Holy shit I’ve been lied to my hole childhood
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO
The phrase "A womb with a view" is going to haunt me now. Thanks.
Its also the title to a GWAR song lol
Remember tho book A Room With A View