What Can You Do Without a Brain?
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- Опубліковано 23 жов 2012
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The brain is most important organ according to the brain
You,you are still alive innn,in 2019 ggggood luck
@@baggierbobcat3324 u good?
The conspiracy is coming together at last
@@baggierbobcat3324 stroke?
@@baggierbobcat3324 are you alright? did you see a doctor?
"What can you do without a brain?" Buy bathwater for £30
@K D normie doesn't get the reference
Mr Activision imagine unironically calling someone a normie on a vsauce video
@@JayDawg591 imagine thinking People would unironically use the word normie in 2019.
Mr Activision idk mean i dont see a /s anywhere in that comment 🤔
@@JayDawg591 lmfao what, you got ligma or something.
brain is the only organ that named itself
Or is it?
And it pronounced itself the most important organ in the body
the gut named itself
I think that whoever was the first to crack open a skull was the one to call it a brain, after saying “what the fuck is that?.”
Larynx?
The fact that this video doesn’t feel old despite this being an 11 years old video is incredible.
11 days ago
I really didn't realise it till you said that.
The old modern UA-cam layout tipped me off immediately. But this is very good production value
lol fr
Im here
Police: You are under arrest...
Vsauce : Or ...Am i.. ?🤔
Your profile pic is nightmare fuel
To determine whether or not I should be arrested, we must first look at gravity,
*ends up talking about how if you are lazy you postpone the heat death of the universe
Kim hard asian im a genius i know
What is arrest?
*VSAUCE Michael here*
*Random guy at a party* "Well that's a no brainer. hah-"
*Vsauce pops up from underneath the rug* "Actually..."
*Pops up : or is it*
Adam Conover vs Michael Stevens
"but what is a no-brainer?"
*vsauce music plays*
Dreadlord Sinister lie
HAHAHA, Thats a good one
0:21 it was at this point i was like "what kind of youtube is this???", then i realized this was 11 years ago.
True
Something people often forget about is how strictly speaking you can’t do stupid things without using your brain, but you CAN do stupid things without using your entire brain, particularly the prefrontal cortex of the frontal lobe. Which is the part that dictates logic, common sense, and conscious thought.
This "logic" and "common sense"... Is this a new trendy thing or a relic from a time long forgotten?
Fun fact, part of the brain (probably the prefrontal cortex, or part of it) is basically disabled while dreaming, which is why you tend to just accept absurd scenarios as reality, and then wake up and realize everything made no sense.
That explains why I'm nonsensical. Thanks!
@@DerinrinAre you from the warhammer 40k universe?
I Lost brain cells reading this
Me: I am alive
Vsauce: Well yes, but actually no
54 subscribers without a single shit
Shiva S me?
Good Guess, But Actually No.
Well the typical Vsauce would have said something along the line: "well yes.... oR arE yOu?"
666 likes
*you have been pronounced d e a d*
Michael’s question: “What can you do without a brain?”
Michael’s answer: “Salt makes these frog legs dance.”
LOL :)
Yeah, this guy makes my brain hurt
I read this exactly as he was at that part 0_0
*bandz
When I saw that scene I was like Eeeeewwww
Where's the pepper or garlic? I hope they seasoned these MFers properly after the clip cuz eeeewww.
What can you do without a brain? Be a politician
That is a fact
Take my like
The fact that this video is still actively being watched says something about Vsauce's quality
Or does it?
Or does you?
Or does me?
@@Fellathehella Or do we?
@@Angel09009 or do they?
People: Wow! A headless walking chicken! How cool!
Chicken (internally): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It actually doesn't have a head, so it can't think. It's just a zombie.
HailOlympos! But it still has part of its brain
@@feet3857 no, it didn't. The head was completely removed. Yes, there is brain tissue elsewhere in the body, but they are far from functioning.
HailOlympos! 1:25
The farmer didn't hit very well... If he cut off all the chickens head nicely it would have bled to death in around 2 minutes or so. They can run around a bit and stuff like that but shooting blood out of the neck really puts a tight time constraint on the chickens life.
doctor: Sorry to say but he’s dead...
vsauce: OR IS HE?!
...vsauce music kicks in...
So he's dead
(Outro)
@@SurmenianSoldier sad
@Lathan Hunter Megiormin hehe
“Yes Michael. He is dead.”
“Oh.”
What can you do without brain?
Run for president 🥁
Mike the headless chicken was actually in Fruita, Colorado. When I was living there the city held "mike the headless chicken festivals" along with a statue of him downtown 😂
"I used to think the brain was the most important organ, then i thought, look whomst telling me that!"
Its conspiration
Well, your brain is the only organ smart enough to tell you that.
Felix Roux and which organ said that ?
I don't think the brain is an organ edit: I'm retarded
I like Cats bruh
The fact that this video doesn’t feel old despite this being an 8 year old video is incredible.
Quality
thats what gives his channel life
Michael is very good at making timeless videos.
480p and goos lighting goes a long way
Tis true
Bro had a better camera in 2013 then most youtubers today have
Fr
“The brain is the most important organ” okay brain in a meat suit
So if "you" are just your brain, does that mean I'm piloting an organic mech suit all the time?
Yup. Complex organic mech-suit
Sam Page Yeah I'm flesh-man. We need a superhero movie on this, oh wait thats just every ordinary movie ever made.
That's what I have always thought. The real organisms being our brain, and the rest of our body just an organic machine to keep us alive.
Wait a minute if we are just a brain, does that mean our skeleton is not inside us, WE ARE INSIDE OUR SKELETON. Mind blown.
Sam Page I have thought that before, but if we were truly our brain we would be a lot more busy. We would have to manually control every single thing from our heart beat to digestion to the immune system. Brains are also fooled by optical illusions because of evolution, they are "naive" to what is actually there. If we were our brains we wouldn't fall for such tricks. Because of that, we are something less than our brains. Our conscious. The conscious is like the pilot of the brain that pilots the organic mech suit, except the conscious uses auto pilot so t can do other things like create thoughts and rationalize.
"The brain is the most important organ", huh?
Sounds like something a BRAIN would say....
Lol
the funny thing is
your brain wrote this
I bet u have something to think about now ._.
*insert obama giving a medal to obama meme*
i hate when my brain is so prideful of it self.
Run for office.
This man has not changed at all and I'm convinced he is immortal
This was the most long winded yet interesting way of saying “Make sure to subscribe” I’ve seen
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
It worked. Idk why I forgot to sub months ago. Thx to the algorithm tho, its kept his content in my recommended!
@@bradleywhais7779 same, forgot to sub and this video got me to subscribe lol
Racist
@@Hangedman1999 wat...
"The Brain is the most complex structure in the universe"
-The Brain
hahah well.....shit
るなめりあ
The brain does think... pretty highly of itself! 😁
did you know that without a brain
you become morgz
bruh moment
Big bruh brain moment.
Or is it! Quote Micheal VSauce
As I kid I watched almost every VSauce video. He introduced me, and a whole generation, to science and so much more. I’m now in college and want to be a neurosurgeon. Watching this video now, with a deeper understanding of the concepts talked about, really makes me grateful that Michael made so many awesome videos to inspire creativity and the pursuit of knowledge in myself and countless others.
"What can you do without a brain?*
Go around telling people the earth is flat
Flat earth jokes really we all know the earth is a donut
idk idc saying the earth is a donut is even dumber than saying it’s flat how tf could earth possibly be a donut
@@pennwhipple3793 hear me out when you see up at the sky the reason it's blue it's cause you look at the ocean at the different side of the donerth (donut earth)
Also I am not stupid I made all these up right now don't believe that I'm a donut earth believer
We all know the earth is a triangle
@@idkidc1885 I disagree. The earth is gay
@@weather9405 OMG...
*Without that voice in your head you wouldnt be able to read this*
Life how could you do this to me
thank you voice
I love you
@@charlemagne21 lol
You mean our conscience
This video feels like it could have been made in 2024, the quality stays incredibly good even after so many years.
Vsauce videos will never get old, like, if you showed me this and said you made it yesterday i would believe it
Jellyfish: "tbh quite a lot"
underrated....
😂
You had reached 69 likes
@ET The Economic Tardis _289_
@ET The Economic Tardis 301
Fun fact: The brain named itself
Fun fact : it didn't
Yea it did
liamLG MC if we use the same logic : you named yourself
You see your brain didn't name it self OTHER brains named it
Just like your name you didn't choose it OTHER (your parents) people named it .
Yes the brain did name itself humans named it the brain and the humans who decided used there brains to decide it. Mine fuck
Sam Watts so logically you named yourself
Wow, it's been 10 years old now and it seems it was recorded just yesterday. Extremely useful. Thanks.
i love seeing the old youtube layout from these videos
"What can you do without a brain"
Jake paul: First time?
@@Lmtal r/wooooosh
Underrated comment
Ooh! I wanna be in the r/whooosh screenshot!
Guys I’m not trying to correct it I’m just confused a little
@@Lmtal LOL U DELETED THE REPLY OF U SAYING WHAT LMAOOO
UGA BUGA UGA
Nah mate, the making a spoon out of a spoon hack was a 10000iq move
Don't talk that way about me mum
no no, its the following a 5 minute crafts tutorial lmfao
No it's not!
It's FOLLOWING 5 minute crafts.
@@imnotvladimirputin i literally said the same thing..-
every time i want to sleep
''Hey Vsauce, Michael here''
and then i cannot sleep anymore after watching videos like this
timeless. your videos never get old
Don't you hate it when someone reminds you about your heartbeat and then you have to manually manage your heart beat?
Ah shit here we go again
I hate it when I'm reminded of my breathing.
COMMENCE MANUAL BREATHING PROTOCOL
Don't you hate it when someone reminds you about your thinking and then you have to manually manage your brain?
Nooo?
Oh, we all do have those times.
A. You can be a Politician
lol
hillary
listen to Jesus 😂
jesus pls.
B. you can become religious
the only thing you can do without a brain is just exist like an object
These videos don’t ever feel as old as they really are
Fun fact: Your brain has been dubbed the most important organ by your brain.
what an egocentric organ
No stop pls im having an existential crisis.
Spencer Greer wow i would have never guessed
brainception!
Or is it?
*Vsauce theme intensifies*
this video was posted almost 5 years ago and people are posting like this is new.
Truth Be Told boo
Truth Be Told showing up on ever bodies recommend
because the video is good?
Truth Be Told so what but you doing it right now so ahhhh
Wow
Vsauce: what can you do without a brain?
People who invented the term “who asked”: allow me to introduce you to myself.
I'm glad I have a brain so I can subscribe to vsauce
*questions existence again*
thats my profile pic on discord
Windows 7
**EXISTENTIALISM INTENSIFIES**
MelodyFluff existential crisis
Imagine the farmer’s reaction when he chopped off the chicken’s head and it still moved
Oof
Everybody gangsta
Till the headless chicken starts moving
They usually keep moving for a while after the head is removed.
@UA-cam Channel few seconds, a turkey can run around longer tho.
@UA-cam Channel usually not more than a few seconds
Jokes on you, I lived my whole life without a brain; according to my surroundings.
11 years old video looks like 1 day old video that's excellent work
Brain: brain is the most important thing
"Obama giving medal to obama meme"
Gilda Porciuncula lmao
lmao
400th like :D
lmao
Ahh i see, ur a man of culture aswell
"What Can You Do Without A Brain?"
UA-cam CEO, Susan: It's like... I was made for this.
This Is So true
Yeah
ive heard that joke somewhere b4
I don't get it .-., someone explain?
@@yeetidk285 its because susan is ruining youtube.research coppa for example.protecting kids om paper great but how they did it. youtubers had to basicly baby there fans.and plenty more. the youtuber " the gaming beaver" called out coppa and why it was wrong and also almost made him quit.
Not even a minute in and "decapitation" comes up to throw me for a loop
It can do whatever my group project partners can do, also the brain named itself
According to my mother, I don't even have a brain (I'm almost 30)
F
S ame
S Ame
But i am only 14 rn
Same but im 16
@@djelanokorten5956 Same 14
Salt can do the trick?
If that were the case, you couldn't die in CSGO
True
ho
This makes no sense thank you for your logic less knowledge
EpicnesswithEthan salt detected
Sombrero Squad Where are your earlier comments? I swear you made some.
It's so quaint at the end when Michael tells us to check out Vsauce 3 to learn about new apps we can download
I think that it is the most interesting and wonderful video I have ever seen. It made me to think about thoughts that I never had. 😀
michael has lost a lot of weight over the years
That's what I was thinking
+Johnny Gat35 Angry Grandpa
ewww larva at 6:06
i been noticing that too
Dinky McQuog
A lot of people actually do a lot without their brain, it’s simply astounding
Or is it .....?
As a professional tiktoker I can confirm.
twitter users
Apply alcohol on the burnt area
flat earthers
Now I would call subscribing and liking every video of this bald man a no brainer
What can you do without a brain? "Load up any ranked game and become my teammates"
this is random, but Vscauce has a v-neck shirt
Siyabonga Nyembe Play on words
Midgetooni omi
That is V random
👀well shit m8 I think your onto something
ILLUMANATI CONFIRMED!
What can you do without a brain? According to most people: driving...
Hi I’m Obama
Boi Boi and this is my Pawn Shop
You can also vote
that explains women driving
Julie Legris u can vote randomly lol
I love how the beginning is the most replayed
Holy shit I got recommended a VSauce video from 11 years ago and didn't even notice until I saw the outro and checked the upload date
“What can you do with out a brain”
Well, I made it this far.
Lmao this should have more likes
Bruh lmao
...But what if subscribing to vsauce IS a reflex?
I liked your comment by reflex. I swear I didn't even think.
Or is it
*_BWOOOOON_*
When u commented this I was 8 years old! Could you reply to this technically replying to 8 year old me (ps I am 17 now)
In 100 years from now I’ll see this video show up on my feed and watch it for the 13th time
Vsauce videos are timeless
The question is what can a brain do without a body...
It would be dead because there is no blood sending to the brain for it to work
And that what we call "NOBODY"
Hahaha hope you get it.
What about that one wolfenstein game??
How about a country with no money?
check out boltzmann brain. its interesting i swear haha.
The brain has named itself "Brain". O_o
+Insanity holy shit...
think about it... you are a brain
+YourSoulReaper Gaming so are u, so is everyone. We talk about our brains in third person, but we are honestly just talking about ourselves
My brain hurts now..
+Justin Palmer i know
Your brain is you and your whole body is just a life support machine to keep it alive.
Was so confused as to what the hell he was showing me when he was talking about subscribing until I realized that YT looked SO different 11 years ago.
This video reminded me how different UA-cam used to look back in the day
You mean before vlogs and orher social media compilation vids flooded everything?
I don’t mean to sound like a boomer, but damn, UA-cam used to be in a golden age
@@taritangeo4948 I think he means the actual layout and the amount of customization a channel page could have
@@fbi5700 sir yes sir
FBI what’s a boomer
seeing the 2012 layout has me shook
Multi MLK k
Was thinking the same thing lmao
I miss it
Yeah
In 2020s I will say the same looking at current layout
You know, it's amazing how long the human body can function and survive without the frontal lobe. Funnily enough, this was known since the late nineties, in 1987.
I needed this
Vsauce - "Without a head, the cockaroach would eventually starve to death :( "
Humanity - :)
I get it after a sec.
Me: 😃😄😁😆😉😊😋🥰😏🤗😌🙂🙂🙂
):
Why would you hate and want a cockroach to suffer or die,where's your compassion towards living creatures bastard
@@jhinabloomingflower807 PREACH BROTHER!
0:22 Damn, UA-cam looked so different and customizable back then
DOT.
IMG!
LÜT. DONG Leanback
It was, and it was beautiful
@@szymoneczeg No matter how beautiful it was
People always hated it :\
because it was :(
@@statingtheobvious8119 wha-
OH THATS WHY AN OCTOPUS WITHOUT A HEAD CAN STILL MOVE thank you for teaching me
How is this video 10years old it was really well made for its time
what can u do without a brain? twitter: allow me to introduce myself
O
Low hanging fruit but still kinda funny
@@ronaldmcdonald69420 X
Instagram: now i have become death....................
@@user-ii6kw2sg6t destroyer of worlds
"What can you do without a brain?"
*Watch morgz*
yep
Queen Morges is the way, friends
Trust me
Scientifically, you lose your braincells.
Be morgz
Lol
Brain, the only organ that named itself
Teacher: come on guys this math problem is a no brained
Michael: *aCtUaLly*...
*breaks through the window
Lol
Or is it?
What's a no brained?
No brainer*
Plot twist:
What can you do with 2 brains
Make VSauce4
Yes
Up
No vsauce -1
can I control your brain with my brain?
Pi Plague megamind
i love how these videos pop up, but they’re from 10+ years ago
Cool ! I'll think about this for ages !!
A Vsauce video that stays on topic? Oh... this was posted in 2012
Jagger Draws! This nearly made me have a stroke LOL
Nebula, it wasn't that funny, but thank! xD
@@jaggerjdm9787 Vsauce is always on topic. He seems to wander off sometimes, but then he always connects his digression with the original topic. One of my favorite things about this channel.
no, he does this on purpose, he talked about why in a TED episode
Astro_* he gets off topic but it’s connected to the main topic so he kinda gets off topic like in the /what is spinning\ video
What Can You Do Without a Brain?
Be a president just like your dad.
Be governor of Alaska.
Host any show on FOX news.
Feel free to add your own examples!
be an art major/burgerflipper
be a cop
be a professional football player/cyclist/...
besluitloos Because being a police officer doesn't require any intelligence. Sure. You try to last one week without the police.
Sitting on the couch watching "Spongebob" on the TV.
Building a skyscraper.
Farting.
Uploading a video to UA-cam.
Be Jimmie Åkesson.
hanna med en ko For anyone who doesn't know. Jimmie Åkesson is the leader of the Sweden Democrats, the only party in the parliament that is anti-immigration. They used to be a neo-nazi party (some people claim that they still are), and Jimmie lost around 500 000 Swedish Kronor (50 000 Euro) on online poker.
Michael’s:question what can you do without a Brain
Me:nothing.
is it just me or vsauce just looks the same, sounds, and his video quality even after 11 years?
Who else snapped at 2:34?
me
CoolCatStudios me
lol me
CoolCatStudios I have a broken thumb and couldn't 😵😭
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0:04 0:08 0:12 0:17 0:24 0:27 0:35 1:21 1:27 1:31 1:45 2:12 2:25 3:26 3:31 3:41 3:49 3:57 4:48 4:59
5:20 5:32 6:05 6:15 6:43 6:54 7:05 7:16 7:20 7:29 7:33 BRAIN
Lol
Lmao
Adrian bruh
Why
Underrated coment
Well I wasn't prepared fo1e the philosophical subject at the end
well ive lived the last 17 years of my life without a brain and ive been fine
I thought the video was gonna be 2 seconds, with him saying "nothing."
lol i actually thought exactly the same before i watched the video
Same lol
Same
But... It's Vsauce!