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Fun Fact: When Spielberg was approached to do a sequel to Jaws, he thought of doing a prequel showing Quint's story from his days in the Navy. Of course that's not what happened but that honestly would've been an amazing film for him to make.
@@yugiohpokemon5285 Yeah, the mother shark in _Jaws 3D_ seems to take it personally when its child dies. And surely it's no mere coincidence that the biggest great whites on record keep popping up where the Brodys do. Even _Jaws 2_ seems to be having its cake and eating it, too: that shark was hanging out around the Orca, after all.
Jaws Jaws 2 Jaws 3: The Return of Jaws Jaws 4: Jaws In The Water *JAWS* Jaws 6: You Thought It Was Jaws Jaws 7: The Jaws Isn't Over Yet Jaws 8 Jaws 9: Sink or Swim or Jaws Jaws 10: The Final Jaws
Derpy Squid Bros the first Jaws movie was amazing except for Jaws 2 the other films were just awful body love that scene in the end of Jaws 2 will you think about the Meg
Tyson Williams my guy, it literally follows the same plot of the o.g. Shark kills person, Brody finds out about shark, mayor does not want to do anything, people go out on boat, shark kills person on boar, shark killed thanks to our hero Brody!!! While some things are different, it is pretty much almost exactly the same format of the OG film.
11:53 That kill has always freaked me out. Her panicked “I can’t get up!” Immediately followed by her terrified screaming as she’s eaten is genuinely disturbing to me even 11 years later. (I was a bit too young to see this)
I absolutely cannot wait for the agony, the despair, the never ending confusion and what-the-fuckery that will be James recounting Jaws 3D and Jaws: The Revenge. It gonna be goooood!
@@Casual_guy1234 for those who don't know, Eddie Carr (actor Richard Schiff from The West Wing), was the ill-fated hero in "Jurassic Park - The Lost Worl" ... BEST death-by-dino (torn in half by two T-Rex)
Marge’s death was the most horrific and wow inducing cause it swallowed her and you see the animatronic shark, from behind, gulp her down. It’s genuinely a holy shit moment special effect wise.
@@joetaxpayer8180 Nope. There were 2 references to Subnautica. At 7:19 Ellen says that Matt Hooper is on the research vessel AURORA. (The crashed ship from Subnautica)
For all his reluctance, Scheider gives one heck of a performance as Brody, and adding the likable teens to the mix, this movie is highly enjoyable. Jaws 2 had zero chance going up against it's masterpiece of a predecessor, so I think, odds not in it's favor, it managed pretty well. And those shark scenes are darn exciting!
Marge: best death of the franchise.....mostly because she was so likable (unlike the rest of the teens) and she died saving the kid. Leaves a true impact on the viewer
Eddie car: so she gets remembered as a hero? I got tore apart by raptors or ripped in half by two rexes. Saving my friends both times, and yet everyone forgot about me except for the part where I have a cool death.
8:46 - Another point about Murray Hamilton: He was so committed to the role, when his wife died while the film was shooting, he wanted to spend a minimal amount of time with his family, then return afterwards to complete the shoot. The producers even rescheduled his scenes to accommodate this. R.I.P.
I remember how I stumbled upon you channel with the Mist kill count since then every Friday at 15:10 (In Paris) I watch your kill count videos with immense pleasure! Your my favorite UA-camr and it's a shame not more French people know your channel.
Fun fact: John Williams said he put more effort into Jaws 2s soundtrack since he knew more than he did before. But for some reason everyone loved the first movies soundtrack.
It really does show that, even as the mayor tries to deny the idea of another shark, he still understands and trusts Brody. I imagine internally he feels Brodys right but wants so badly for him to be wrong.
BPG Productions I thought it was showing how even though orcas prey on and harass great whites, Jaws is not your average shark and killed it. However what you said makes more sense
Producer Dino de Laurentiis always had a chip on his shoulder about Jaws; regarding his 1976 remake of King Kong, he said "Nobody cry when Jaws die. When monkey die, everybody cry." So naturally when he made Orca, he tacked in a scene in which the title creature kills a shark, and just as naturally when Universal shat out Jaws 2 they had to have a scene with a dead orca. Like little children trying to one-up each other.
I actually see this as one of my favorite movies. I was around 3 when I found this in my dads DVD collection and I absolutely loved it. Then about a year later they showed me the 1st one and I loved it even more. The Jaws Franchise is just a series that’s stuck with me for many years.
“Pull up your pants and do the muscle man dance” James just made the top of the list of my favorite YT’ers . Yowie Wowie James has visited the Firefly Fun House.
John Williams did an excellent job on the ost for the first two films. It adds so much to the tension and the fear of the unknown. At first you don't even see the shark, yet being terrorized because of the music. All without jump scares. I miss this from today's thrillers/horrors.
Lester Forney yes it happens to the same person, but shark appearances/attacks do happen a lot close to if not in the same spot. Having the Brodys cursed for 2 more movies is what hurts them
Thought the same thing. I was so overjoyed but I wasn't sure if that was already something before Wyatt used it. I guess it wasn't, or at least, I wasnt the only one that thought of Bray
I don't get why jaws 2 gets shit on so much it was genuinely pretty good the whole teenagers surviving on sail boats was pretty good and watching all the kids trying to keep the younger Brody safe was genuinely pretty good acting
"The movie ends with teenagers celebrating the demise of a beautiful sea creature" Dang, when you put it like that, why they gotta go kill a semi-innocent shark
Shark don’t attack human on purpose unless threaten. Most shark attack happen to surfers and drivers and this is because wets suit make the shark believe the human are seals a shark favourite pray. And more often then not the shark leave most of the body behind. One it realizes the body is human shark lose interest they don’t like the taste of human.
2 divers 2:00 terry 5:02 Diane 5:29 Whale shark 6:11 blue fish 7:54 Eddie 9:34 Helicopter driver 11:23 Marge11:50 Bruces girlfriend that's the kills in jaws 2
Marge’s kill traumatized me as a child. I still think about it randomly to this day. Idk why cause it’s not gory, but the fact that it happened directly in front of Shawn fucked with me. Also she was SO NICE TRYING TO SAVE THE LITTLE KID!! SHE DESERVED BETTER!
James, This is why your videos are so awesome. The extra info you provide such as the multitude of problems with Bruce, and even Dick Warlock being a stunt double for Hooper in Jaws?! Even the fight between director and actor with the editor sitting on them?! Awesome, man.. Makes the videos so much more genuine and wholesome. Keep on, brother.
Older boy: eat Cheerios. Young boy: you eat Cheerios I want Fruit Loops. Mother: you eat Cheerios. Me: *walking out of living room to kitchen* My mother: where are you going? Me: i’m gonna go eat some Cheerios.
Jaws: Outstanding....10/10! Jaws 2: It’s a nice sequal...8/10! Jaws 3: Lacks effort in storyline and in effects 4/10 Jaws 4: Lacks effort in storyline 2/10 These are likely the most realistic rates, tbh jaws and Jaws 2 are probably the most accurate
“A couple of divers are looking for some titanium to upgrade their diving equipment” “He’s on the Aurora?! He ain’t coming back anytime soon” I love all these subnautica references
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Fun Fact: When Spielberg was approached to do a sequel to Jaws, he thought of doing a prequel showing Quint's story from his days in the Navy. Of course that's not what happened but that honestly would've been an amazing film for him to make.
That would be fucking amazing…but nah the producers want the exact same thing over again cuz money!
Holy shit, that would’ve been such an awesome movie to watch! Do you happen to have the link/etc so I can look into that whole story?
Why and how was that rejected?
That would've been PERFECT! We could've gotten the origins of Bruce and his enhanced genetics! Steven always has a brilliant idea.
R.I.P Quint
“Sharks don’t take things personally Mr. Brody”
*Literally 2 films later*
“This time it’s personal.”
That's such a great line
it's like that jetpack Dracula
DanTheMan 2150AD 1 film later*
@@yugiohpokemon5285 Yeah, the mother shark in _Jaws 3D_ seems to take it personally when its child dies. And surely it's no mere coincidence that the biggest great whites on record keep popping up where the Brodys do. Even _Jaws 2_ seems to be having its cake and eating it, too: that shark was hanging out around the Orca, after all.
DanTheMan 2150AD JaWs In SpAcE?!
Same
The Helicopter Kill ALWAYS Cracked me up cause I honest to god did not see that comin at all as a kid xD
JaxBlade hey Jax
Yeah it was the best
JaxBlade nice to see you here Jax.
Jax Notice Me!😭😭
Jax
A moment of respect for the teen girl who sacrificed herself for the dudes little brother.
Very selfless of her.
Yes 😔
Only for him to die in the 4th movie, lel.
@@sykes776 lel
Remember her name: Marge 😔
Jaws
Jaws 2
Jaws 3: The Return of Jaws
Jaws 4: Jaws In The Water
*JAWS*
Jaws 6: You Thought It Was Jaws
Jaws 7: The Jaws Isn't Over Yet
Jaws 8
Jaws 9: Sink or Swim or Jaws
Jaws 10: The Final Jaws
You left out 11 the final chapter
But i guess 12 is already confirmed
@@bummer9203 lol no, just 1-4
😂what about jaws in japan
You Will Be Afraid Jaws 11: The Rejawsening
You forgot jaws 11 the shark still looks fake.
Jaws: AMAZING WOW
Jaws 2: ok ok, it is a sequel
Jaws 3: ..... this is jaws??
Jaws 4: HAHAHA.. oh they are serious... wtf
Derpy Squid Bros the first Jaws movie was amazing except for Jaws 2 the other films were just awful body love that scene in the end of Jaws 2 will you think about the Meg
Terrill Bobbitt 10:49
Jaws 2 is the only movie in the franchise that looks like a worthy jaws sequel, cut it some slack.
Tyson Williams my guy, it literally follows the same plot of the o.g. Shark kills person, Brody finds out about shark, mayor does not want to do anything, people go out on boat, shark kills person on boar, shark killed thanks to our hero Brody!!! While some things are different, it is pretty much almost exactly the same format of the OG film.
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Jaws
Jaws 2
Jaws 3D
Jaws 4: it's personal
Jaws 5: Dead Meat
Jaws 6: Jaws lives
Jaws 7: H20
Jaws 8: jaws goes to hell
Jaws 9: Jaws returns
Jaws X
Jaws (reboot)
Jaws vs Bruce (from Finding Nemo)
Jaws went to hell in 4
This had me cackling 😂
We need to go up to 19
Jaws 12 the water child
Fun fact, the shark from Nemo was named after the shark animatronic used for the first jaws which was nicknamed Bruce after Spielberg’s lawyer
11:53 That kill has always freaked me out.
Her panicked “I can’t get up!” Immediately followed by her terrified screaming as she’s eaten is genuinely disturbing to me even 11 years later. (I was a bit too young to see this)
Are you 19 now? How old were you when you watched it and which of your family members put you on to the sequel?
@@dopestbynature 25. It was more like 15 years, time gets away from me these days
Sorry i don’t mean to pry cus 11 years ago was 2012 so i wonder how old you must’ve been in 2012 and given this came out in 1978 just curious
@@dopestbynature Watched it on home video at my grandparents house
@@Splunkmastah nice! Thanks for replying and for having good taste in movies
I absolutely cannot wait for the agony, the despair, the never ending confusion and what-the-fuckery that will be James recounting Jaws 3D and Jaws: The Revenge. It gonna be goooood!
Yes it is.
@@DeadMeat I was ur first like
Dead meat I love you
Dead Meat does such a great job with making every horror movie they cover memorable, especially the really bad horror movies
You right gypsykarla
Marge's death fucked me up. Bothered me as a kid when I first saw this movie, and it still does to this day. She was an unsung hero.
Moral of the story: don't be a hero in a sequel to a Steven Spielberg film. Marge, Eddie car, yeah your gonna die
@@Casual_guy1234 for those who don't know, Eddie Carr (actor Richard Schiff from The West Wing), was the ill-fated hero in "Jurassic Park - The Lost Worl" ... BEST death-by-dino (torn in half by two T-Rex)
@@DZPianoMusicwait, Eddie from Jaws 2 and Eddie the field equipment expert in Jurassic Park Lost World??
"The movie ends with teenagers celebrating the demise of a beautiful sea creature"
Add me to the kill count because I'm deceased 😂
your the smartest fucking human being i've ever encountered
Shark: dies
Teens: celebrate
Peta: angry peta noises
Dullest machete goes to Jack 1020. He just died on the UA-cam comments. That's no fun
Gimme the code to my dads safe and add me to the kill count!
Nice one. Sharks really are fascinating creatures. I just wouldn't be in the water with them.
Marge’s death was the most horrific and wow inducing cause it swallowed her and you see the animatronic shark, from behind, gulp her down. It’s genuinely a holy shit moment special effect wise.
“Collect titanium to fabricate some new diving equipment”
“Don’t expect him to come back anytime soon”
These subnautica reference’s made me smile
I know right
I know left
Bob Belcher my new Theorie is that you play AS Hooper in subnautica.
I literally went to this video offy PS4 to my phone to find someone else who noticed James played subnautica😂😂
didnt notice the diving one but i got the aurora one
"Looking for titanium to fabricate better diving equipment". Subnautica references here we come.
thought i was the only one who caught that
@@joetaxpayer8180 Nope. There were 2 references to Subnautica. At 7:19 Ellen says that Matt Hooper is on the research vessel AURORA. (The crashed ship from Subnautica)
I noticed it to, it made me happy
also that Aurora joke
Yos
Blood is red
Sharks have gills
James A. Janisse
Counts all the kills
Lol
Yes
A M A Z I N G
Instead of roses are red how bout blood is red
Koral TNT yes
For all his reluctance, Scheider gives one heck of a performance as Brody, and adding the likable teens to the mix, this movie is highly enjoyable. Jaws 2 had zero chance going up against it's masterpiece of a predecessor, so I think, odds not in it's favor, it managed pretty well. And those shark scenes are darn exciting!
Jaws 2 - 3:We need those summer dollars
Jaws The Revenge: We need those Christmas dollars
Jaws in general: *We need all the moneys*
Marge: best death of the franchise.....mostly because she was so likable (unlike the rest of the teens) and she died saving the kid. Leaves a true impact on the viewer
Eddie car: so she gets remembered as a hero? I got tore apart by raptors or ripped in half by two rexes. Saving my friends both times, and yet everyone forgot about me except for the part where I have a cool death.
The jaws movies always made me scared of deep water
Shark attacks occur primarily in shallow water.
Same
LAD omg me too
Just watch 47 meters down. You won’t enter deep water ever again
Hans Grueber oh well that’s a fun fact
Jaws 2 is one hella underrated sequel yah not good as the original but …it has some really dark moments and kills
And it's a masterpiece compared to 3&4
Jaws is my favorite movie of all time and I can safely say that Jaws 2 is probably my 7th or 8th favorite sequel of all time!
Another fun fact: the power cable final scene from this film was what was used as the final scene in the Jaws attraction at Universal Studios Orlando.
Only after the original effect of the exploding shark kept clogging the filters.
The jaws ride at universal was dope
@@michaelscheer5032 You ain't kidding, it was sorely missed when I went back to Orlando this past November.
Really? Ah man when i went they shot the cannister in his mouth
@@lucasrhys0363 So you went in 1990?
“HUnGRy HUnGRy shArk!”
I laughed so hard 😂
Keep up the good work!
Ok
ღMia Playzღ DId SOmBOdY SaY NEcK?!
Sometimes u have to deal with a !!!!SHARK ATTACK!!!!
I love the way James always gives a discription of the characters with the dumbest information possible
HEMBO “Amity and it’s plaid dad mayor” was my favorite
Eyebrow thickness is an important plot point
7
8:46 - Another point about Murray Hamilton: He was so committed to the role, when his wife died while the film was shooting, he wanted to spend a minimal amount of time with his family, then return afterwards to complete the shoot. The producers even rescheduled his scenes to accommodate this.
R.I.P.
I remember how I stumbled upon you channel with the Mist kill count
since then every Friday at 15:10 (In Paris) I watch your kill count videos with immense pleasure!
Your my favorite UA-camr and it's a shame not more French people know your channel.
Adrien Sauvageon ❤️
Hello the joker
I also stumbled across James accidentally when he released the Friday The 13th Six.
He has been my favorite content creator ever since.
Adrien Sauvageon that’s cool do you live in Paris? I do too :p
Adrien Sauvageon you’re*
Fun fact: John Williams said he put more effort into Jaws 2s soundtrack since he knew more than he did before. But for some reason everyone loved the first movies soundtrack.
The first movie is more iconic so the soundtrack is more iconic
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions bro you’re everywhere
That is a fun fact.
Your right
Cool fact, Tails!
Got a headache
Swallowed some pills
I see a shark
He has some gills
That's James A. Janisse
Let's get to the kills
Noice
Damn, those rhymes are still so chill
Nice
Barz
SLDFSpectreSix great poem👌
It really does show that, even as the mayor tries to deny the idea of another shark, he still understands and trusts Brody. I imagine internally he feels Brodys right but wants so badly for him to be wrong.
“Pull up your pants and do the muscle man dance” alright James you’re spending to much time in the firefly funhouse, yowie wowie
Andrew Hopkins “Follow the buzzards”
He must have LET HIM IN 😈
Jaws: amazing
Jaws 2: okay I guess
Jaws 3: bad
Jaws 4 the revenge: the destroyer of the franchise
Legendary Fella Jaws 2 was great
I'll say part 2 is good
The second movie was a solid and I understand why some people like it but personally I found it unnecessary especially after the first one
I cant help but giggle every time James interrupts the break down with "SHARK ATTACK"
Read this mid SHARK ATTACK
DINAH-SAUR!
“Holy shit, he’s on the Aurora! Don’t expect him back anytime soon”
Me: is that a.......
*GAMER JOKE!?!?*
Sniper_Fury 227 a whuuuut?
Altera.....................................(REAPER LEVIATHAN JUMP SCARE)
Cd
@@Nostalgieletsplays it's the ship from subnatica that crashes on LV-422
@@StrikerWolfkröne *4546B
I wish there was footage of Roy Schneider fighting the director
Fun fact: The dead Orca was a jab at the film "Orca", which was essentially a ripoff of Jaws.
BPG Productions I thought it was showing how even though orcas prey on and harass great whites, Jaws is not your average shark and killed it. However what you said makes more sense
Producer Dino de Laurentiis always had a chip on his shoulder about Jaws; regarding his 1976 remake of King Kong, he said "Nobody cry when Jaws die. When monkey die, everybody cry." So naturally when he made Orca, he tacked in a scene in which the title creature kills a shark, and just as naturally when Universal shat out Jaws 2 they had to have a scene with a dead orca. Like little children trying to one-up each other.
I liked orca more.
Now that I think about it, they should of had the divers taking pictures of jaws fighting with the orca.
Orca is a good movie.
Brody: “I think we got another shark”
Mayor: “ ....”
Mayor: “are you serious”
i read this right as he said it
The mayor is an a**hole. Sorry for the profanity, but its my personal opinion.
Mayor: "Ah shit, here we go again"
I actually see this as one of my favorite movies.
I was around 3 when I found this in my dads DVD collection and I absolutely loved it. Then about a year later they showed me the 1st one and I loved it even more. The Jaws Franchise is just a series that’s stuck with me for many years.
“Pull up your pants and do the muscle man dance”
James just made the top of the list of my favorite YT’ers . Yowie Wowie James has visited the Firefly Fun House.
The Matonic that’s the second reference of bray Wyatt
@@LarryTheSeal this is true I can't remember exactly the first time but I do remember there was another time
The Matonic look in the us review
The Matonic look in the us review
I have a comment there with the time stamp
“I’m James A. Janisse”
That never gets old👏
9:22 As someone who loves (and misses) Drunk Disney, I instinctively smiled when I heard James's shark voice.
Nice work, shark daddy! ;)
Wth
Oh God, hearing you say Shark Daddy makes me internally cringe
S H A R K. D A D D Y
@@squidkiller1022 hooh boy
John Williams did an excellent job on the ost for the first two films. It adds so much to the tension and the fear of the unknown. At first you don't even see the shark, yet being terrorized because of the music. All without jump scares. I miss this from today's thrillers/horrors.
“Pull up their pants and do the Muscle Man Dance in front of it.”
I see you James. I see you.
Gavin Plante i was like “well played James, well played”
Yowie Wowie
It WAS A FIREFLY FUN HOUSE REFERENCE IN THAT LAST EPISODE I KNEW IT
Yeah maybe he let's him in by the end of the series
Wwe?
Jaws 1 and 2: We’re not the same movie
*Illusion 100*
no but it happens to the same people years apart
69th like
@@lesterforney6200 r/whooooosh
*Lie 100*
Lester Forney yes it happens to the same person, but shark appearances/attacks do happen a lot close to if not in the same spot. Having the Brodys cursed for 2 more movies is what hurts them
Amity Island still has the same Mayor.
Local elections matter, people.
I quite enjoyed this comment loll
What if they all voted for him?
JD 13 I doubt that they all voted for him but it is possible he was re-elected
He had a second term. Do they do that with mayors or just American presidents
Yeah that guy absolutely didn’t deserve reelection.
I love the comments made by James A Janisse, I'm laughing like I haven't done in years
Aw that's great to hear!
Dead Meat that’s awesome you’re still responding to comments on a year old video
"They pull up their pants and do the Muscle Man Dance."
YOWIE WOWIE JAMES. THAT’S ANOTHER FUNHOUSE REFERENCE.
All I Know Is Cam it’ll probably be a lot better with Bohemian Breakfast spread
Shark: *Hippity* *Hoppity* *This* *Beach* *Is* *My* *Property*
Lol
Fitz lol
Splish splah your opinions trash
Was that... was that a Subnautica reference? Dear lord that’s amazing!!!
Edit: just heard the Aurora one, best episode!!!
He needs to build the Neptune escape rocket
Yes it is
SUBNAUCOUS
Or as I call it Subnauticle
I had to check the comments to make sure it wasn’t just me 😂
@@Mullac544 same
“The Aurora! Don’t expect him back anytime soon” I’m a HUGE Subnautica fan love the reference
"Pull up your pants and do the Muscle Man Dance" LMFAO. S/O to James for knowing his current WWE.
He needs to reach out to Chris Jericho because he would make an excellent guest on talk is Jericho
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bray Wyatt
@@dcarrier4451 I miss old Bray Wyatt
He said yowie wowie on the Us Kill Count as well. He's such a mark I love it.
Thought the same thing. I was so overjoyed but I wasn't sure if that was already something before Wyatt used it. I guess it wasn't, or at least, I wasnt the only one that thought of Bray
Jaws 👍
Jaws 2 👍
Jaws 3-D WTF
Jaws: THE REVENGE Um I take back what I said about Jaws 3
I agree. The second one isnt that bad. Cant say the same about the others
I Have Mixed Feelings About Jaws 2
2 is kinda 😑
The only Shark movie ever where the Shark roars
I think Jaws 2 is the greatest Jaws movie of all time, don’t attack me
The way the Shark dies in the second movie was pretty epic
It really was
I don't get why jaws 2 gets shit on so much it was genuinely pretty good the whole teenagers surviving on sail boats was pretty good and watching all the kids trying to keep the younger Brody safe was genuinely pretty good acting
Idk jaws getting stabbed and blowing up was pretty awesome 😂
@@boromir0062 Man I was having fun forgetting I said this shit
@@obi-wank-enobi hello there
Brody: "I think we may have another shark problem."
Mayor Negligence: "...Are you serious?"
Me: lol/giggling
"he's on the Aurora. Don't expect him back anytime soon"
Was that a SubNautica reference?
Rhys of Sneezing Dragon look at 1:30 there's two
Rhys of Sneezing Dragon that’s what I thought too, he also says kelp forest at the beginning too 🤔
That's one big stalker
Ah. Clever, clever
Was going to ask the same
Noone:
James to past himself: Look at my haircut
*No one
“Eat Cheerios.”
“You eat Cheerios, I want Froot Loops.”
Alexander Weller you eat fruit loops
@@Gringleheim no I want froot loops
cake snake I eat honey bunches of oats
Jason Voorhess I want Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Screw cereal, where’s my pancakes
"Or are they just testing to see if he's a witch?" I got that, and I'm proud of that joke James.
Random HighSchooler: *In the water*
New Jaws: *Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*
Other Random HighSchooler: Hm?
New Jaws: 🎶 *SHARK ATTACK~!* 🎶
Shart attack
Se-quel shark dundun dundun dundundundun
I love how you're always dropping little wrestling jokes/puns combines 2 of my favorite things...wrestling and horror!
Same love wrestleing and horror
"The movie ends with teenagers celebrating the demise of a beautiful sea creature"
Dang, when you put it like that, why they gotta go kill a semi-innocent shark
Seriously?. It's a man eating shark. Trust me, it can take care of itself.
@@horacehalt4216 well, then why did it kill the women too?
I got that from all in the family. Get it? MAN eating shark
Shark don’t attack human on purpose unless threaten. Most shark attack happen to surfers and drivers and this is because wets suit make the shark believe the human are seals a shark favourite pray. And more often then not the shark leave most of the body behind. One it realizes the body is human shark lose interest they don’t like the taste of human.
well, innocent until he get's revenge in the forth one.
Jaws: everything is going swimmingly
Jaws 2: somewhat stormy waters
Jaws 3: gone off the deep end
Jaws 4: rock bottom
Jaws 4: jumped the shark
Jaws Unleashed: Resurfaced
Producers: This thing's got half its face burned off. What do we call it?
Director: Scarface.
Extras: Two Face?
Me: Sharky Dent. 😀
ben trimble this comment deserves more credit
👏...👏...👏
*hands you a cookie*
10:49 why doesn’t anyone talk how the shark breaks it’s jaw as it tries to kill Mike?
WillDaBeast 850 I realized that too
I saw that too!
Not exactly sure what you mean by that?
Drew Bravo the sharks mouth just bended weirdly
It’s top jaw bent in half when he went after Mike.
God damnit you brought back "a whaat?" 😂
"A whuuttt? is a classic lol I never get tired of that bit hehe 😂😂😂
*A Tiger Shark*
@@firstgalacticempire5664 A whuuuttt
@@abbyymarie4073 *A Tiger Shark*
joao nogueira a whaaaat
2 divers 2:00
terry 5:02
Diane 5:29
Whale shark 6:11
blue fish 7:54
Eddie 9:34
Helicopter driver 11:23
Marge11:50
Bruces girlfriend
that's the kills in jaws 2
Is Brucette
1:34 They really like Subnautica, it's even better that they're playing multiplayer!
Lmfao
ha
Literally no one:
Jaws 2: I'm about to repeat my whole career
Shysuahahahhayajjsjsaaguhursnsjsjanbajahahahahhagahahgahahshshshhahahudorlensbbdidoelkd iisksjdhdjskksski huehssjakl
Sorry meant me laughter hahaha
Laugh*
Omfg what the fuck did i just write
You mean *ruin my own career
I stayed up ALL NIGHT AND IT was worth it
Samw
Same
Its 15:28 in my Country 😂
Sir are u ok.....u can come to it man...later
It's 8:53 here
Marge was the MVP of this movie. She risked it all to save a little boy and it cost her everything. Respect.
At some point, we need a shot of Lucy with a shark fin on her back!.... no? .... just me?
It’ll happen, right? St the last one probably
ONE OF THE GREATEST CHANNELS ON UA-cam👍🏻🔥
David Kueneman
THE greatest channel on UA-cam
*Stays up all night on Friday’s just for the kill counts*
Same
9_MUSES same here
I dont have to 3pm for me
My man
1:35 “Looking for titanium to fabricate better diving equipment.”
7:19 Aurora joke
3:19 nice Shelly reference brother! Man you are just always on top of your game! Glad I'm not the only one. Thank you for being you buddy
So hyped for final destination next month!! Thanks for all your hard work and dedication, James n Chelsea
Yes daddy
Jaws amazing
Jaws 2 ok
Jaws 3 hilariously bad
Jaws 4 OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Don't forget Jaws 5, from Italy
Animalover205 I don’t think that one counts
BUT WE NEED A JAWS 5
Jaws 2 is better than the original
@@gvidovaldmanis6377 no, not even close.
“Oh shut he’s on the Aurora, don’t expect him back any time soon”
Eyyyy, Subnautica reference!
Marge’s kill traumatized me as a child. I still think about it randomly to this day. Idk why cause it’s not gory, but the fact that it happened directly in front of Shawn fucked with me. Also she was SO NICE TRYING TO SAVE THE LITTLE KID!! SHE DESERVED BETTER!
Dad: How Are You Guys Doin Today
Mom: Great
Sister: Good
Dad: What About You James
James: *SHARK ATTACK!!!*
CANT WE HAVE ONE DAY WITHOUT YOU REFERING HORROR MOVIES AND YOUR KILL COUNTS JAMES!?
YOWWIE WOWWIE 🤡👹
Love the many Subnautica references (gathering titanium/ on the Aurora)
Yeah
I love that shot of the shark almost getting Mike’s legs, one of the best last second saves ever! Saw it when I was a kid, whole family gasped lol
And the skinny kid with glasses didn’t get laid. Sad.
Wait the arora,
Shoot while Brody is dealing with sharks hooper is dealing with reaper leviathans
Edit: oh mah gosh thanks for all the likes
Yess someone noticed this
He dead
Wish I had never found this channel so I could go back and watch every Kill Count for the first time again
They Had Us In the First Half
@@TarynM716 not gonna lie
Shark: You’ve been struck by, you’ve been hit by... a shark
Civilian: ok
Cyber Viruz999 ANIMEEE! Really? Smooth Criminal? Lol cool reference
Smooth shark
Good joke but weeb
"What inspired you to open a SECOND Krusty Krab right next door to the original?"
0:31
James,
This is why your videos are so awesome.
The extra info you provide such as the multitude of problems with Bruce, and even Dick Warlock being a stunt double for Hooper in Jaws?! Even the fight between director and actor with the editor sitting on them?! Awesome, man.. Makes the videos so much more genuine and wholesome.
Keep on, brother.
Roses are red homework is hard I'm James a janisse and this calls for a TITLECARD
😂
😂
❤
I love it.
YES
Welcome to the Kill Count where we tally up the victoms in all our favorite horror movies, and Jaws 2-4
Lol
Its "Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victoms in all our favorite horror movies, and Jaws 2-4."
Lmao
"He's on the Aurora, don't expect him to be back anytime soon!"
*sweats nervously in reaper leviathan*
Older boy: eat Cheerios.
Young boy: you eat Cheerios I want Fruit Loops.
Mother: you eat Cheerios.
Me: *walking out of living room to kitchen*
My mother: where are you going?
Me: i’m gonna go eat some Cheerios.
Speaking of Christine, you need to make that kill count happen. Great kill count, I look forward to these every week.
I don’t know how I didn’t expect thee return of the “A-wha?,” but I appreciate it
BananaBreadinc
Why does your comment say 15 hours ago?
Nik Olai exactly?
Nik Olai patrons get early releases for videos
BananaBreadinc
Oh ok. I didn’t know that. Kind of cool
MARGE DESERVED SUCH A BETTER ENDING SHE WAS SO AMAZING AND SHE DIED SAVING SEAN AND SHE WAS THE BEST CHARACTER AND I WILL MISS HER
Yea gone too soon
i woke up early just for this. at 6 am DURING SUMMER
Same
Joslyn Johnson so did I friend.... so did I
Joslyn Johnson its 9pm here in asia
For real buddy
Yep kind of depressing
This is a great way to start off my birthday, watching the kill count!
July 12 squad
Vicky Draws Things Well... happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday
Vicky Draws Things happy birthday! 🎉
"There just blue fish!"
"Well now there DEAD fish feast up seagulls!"
Jesus I have not laughed like this in a long time
He said RED
Yeah he said red silly
Jaws: Outstanding....10/10!
Jaws 2: It’s a nice sequal...8/10!
Jaws 3: Lacks effort in storyline and in effects 4/10
Jaws 4: Lacks effort in storyline 2/10
These are likely the most realistic rates, tbh jaws and Jaws 2 are probably the most accurate
“A couple of divers are looking for some titanium to upgrade their diving equipment”
“He’s on the Aurora?! He ain’t coming back anytime soon”
I love all these subnautica references
just give the shark a Snickers, you are not you when you're hungry
The shark is actually a kind hearted accountant who volunteers at local food banks in his freetime
not really sure hahaha a good-guy at heart
Hahaha the Subnautica references in this video 😂
SharksGame4Fun_What'sNext? There’s one close to the beginning as well. He says something about getting titanium to fabricate something lol