Jaws 2 (1978) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 років тому +1401

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  • @jongon0848
    @jongon0848 3 роки тому +1666

    Fun Fact: When Spielberg was approached to do a sequel to Jaws, he thought of doing a prequel showing Quint's story from his days in the Navy. Of course that's not what happened but that honestly would've been an amazing film for him to make.

    • @KRYPTIC05
      @KRYPTIC05 Рік тому +89

      That would be fucking amazing…but nah the producers want the exact same thing over again cuz money!

    • @tommykretsos5583
      @tommykretsos5583 Рік тому +34

      Holy shit, that would’ve been such an awesome movie to watch! Do you happen to have the link/etc so I can look into that whole story?

    • @ck-1649
      @ck-1649 Рік тому +22

      Why and how was that rejected?

    • @RaheemRollair
      @RaheemRollair Рік тому +28

      That would've been PERFECT! We could've gotten the origins of Bruce and his enhanced genetics! Steven always has a brilliant idea.

    • @emmawayland1
      @emmawayland1 Рік тому +7

      R.I.P Quint

  • @DanTheMan2150AD
    @DanTheMan2150AD 5 років тому +4987

    “Sharks don’t take things personally Mr. Brody”
    *Literally 2 films later*
    “This time it’s personal.”

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 5 років тому +49

      That's such a great line
      it's like that jetpack Dracula

    • @yugiohpokemon5285
      @yugiohpokemon5285 5 років тому +9

      DanTheMan 2150AD 1 film later*

    • @MAMoreno
      @MAMoreno 5 років тому +54

      @@yugiohpokemon5285 Yeah, the mother shark in _Jaws 3D_ seems to take it personally when its child dies. And surely it's no mere coincidence that the biggest great whites on record keep popping up where the Brodys do. Even _Jaws 2_ seems to be having its cake and eating it, too: that shark was hanging out around the Orca, after all.

    • @TeaWithBulbasaur
      @TeaWithBulbasaur 5 років тому +8

      DanTheMan 2150AD JaWs In SpAcE?!

    • @martin-multiplex4036
      @martin-multiplex4036 5 років тому

      Same

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 5 років тому +2324

    The Helicopter Kill ALWAYS Cracked me up cause I honest to god did not see that comin at all as a kid xD

  • @marshmella7493
    @marshmella7493 4 роки тому +2698

    A moment of respect for the teen girl who sacrificed herself for the dudes little brother.

  • @3264-m3b
    @3264-m3b 5 років тому +2138

    Jaws
    Jaws 2
    Jaws 3: The Return of Jaws
    Jaws 4: Jaws In The Water
    *JAWS*
    Jaws 6: You Thought It Was Jaws
    Jaws 7: The Jaws Isn't Over Yet
    Jaws 8
    Jaws 9: Sink or Swim or Jaws
    Jaws 10: The Final Jaws

    • @fulltimelegend6853
      @fulltimelegend6853 5 років тому +157

      You left out 11 the final chapter
      But i guess 12 is already confirmed

    • @babalonkie
      @babalonkie 5 років тому +37

      @@bummer9203 lol no, just 1-4

    • @toyanthaog5109
      @toyanthaog5109 5 років тому +53

      😂what about jaws in japan

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 5 років тому +64

      You Will Be Afraid Jaws 11: The Rejawsening

    • @zach25man4
      @zach25man4 5 років тому +33

      You forgot jaws 11 the shark still looks fake.

  • @Ethan839
    @Ethan839 5 років тому +1775

    Jaws: AMAZING WOW
    Jaws 2: ok ok, it is a sequel
    Jaws 3: ..... this is jaws??
    Jaws 4: HAHAHA.. oh they are serious... wtf

    • @animezilla4486
      @animezilla4486 5 років тому +7

      Derpy Squid Bros the first Jaws movie was amazing except for Jaws 2 the other films were just awful body love that scene in the end of Jaws 2 will you think about the Meg

    • @Ethan839
      @Ethan839 5 років тому +3

      Terrill Bobbitt 10:49

    • @tysonwilliams4467
      @tysonwilliams4467 5 років тому +18

      Jaws 2 is the only movie in the franchise that looks like a worthy jaws sequel, cut it some slack.

    • @Ethan839
      @Ethan839 5 років тому +1

      Tyson Williams my guy, it literally follows the same plot of the o.g. Shark kills person, Brody finds out about shark, mayor does not want to do anything, people go out on boat, shark kills person on boar, shark killed thanks to our hero Brody!!! While some things are different, it is pretty much almost exactly the same format of the OG film.

    • @violetasanchez4024
      @violetasanchez4024 5 років тому +1

      Hi crypt tv just give a like for me

  • @jaydee4861
    @jaydee4861 5 років тому +2512

    Jaws
    Jaws 2
    Jaws 3D
    Jaws 4: it's personal
    Jaws 5: Dead Meat
    Jaws 6: Jaws lives
    Jaws 7: H20
    Jaws 8: jaws goes to hell
    Jaws 9: Jaws returns
    Jaws X
    Jaws (reboot)
    Jaws vs Bruce (from Finding Nemo)

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 5 років тому +136

      Jaws went to hell in 4

    • @sharkmoment
      @sharkmoment 4 роки тому +50

      This had me cackling 😂

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 4 роки тому +45

      We need to go up to 19

    • @DreamerDeceiver76
      @DreamerDeceiver76 4 роки тому +39

      Jaws 12 the water child

    • @pablouribe8218
      @pablouribe8218 4 роки тому +44

      Fun fact, the shark from Nemo was named after the shark animatronic used for the first jaws which was nicknamed Bruce after Spielberg’s lawyer

  • @Splunkmastah
    @Splunkmastah 2 роки тому +213

    11:53 That kill has always freaked me out.
    Her panicked “I can’t get up!” Immediately followed by her terrified screaming as she’s eaten is genuinely disturbing to me even 11 years later. (I was a bit too young to see this)

    • @dopestbynature
      @dopestbynature Рік тому

      Are you 19 now? How old were you when you watched it and which of your family members put you on to the sequel?

    • @Splunkmastah
      @Splunkmastah Рік тому +1

      @@dopestbynature 25. It was more like 15 years, time gets away from me these days

    • @dopestbynature
      @dopestbynature Рік тому

      Sorry i don’t mean to pry cus 11 years ago was 2012 so i wonder how old you must’ve been in 2012 and given this came out in 1978 just curious

    • @Splunkmastah
      @Splunkmastah Рік тому +1

      @@dopestbynature Watched it on home video at my grandparents house

    • @dopestbynature
      @dopestbynature Рік тому

      @@Splunkmastah nice! Thanks for replying and for having good taste in movies

  • @gypsykarla
    @gypsykarla 5 років тому +626

    I absolutely cannot wait for the agony, the despair, the never ending confusion and what-the-fuckery that will be James recounting Jaws 3D and Jaws: The Revenge. It gonna be goooood!

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 років тому +123

      Yes it is.

    • @zombienate2796
      @zombienate2796 5 років тому +12

      @@DeadMeat I was ur first like

    • @toptricksandtips.1460
      @toptricksandtips.1460 5 років тому +10

      Dead meat I love you

    • @brodaforlife
      @brodaforlife 5 років тому +5

      Dead Meat does such a great job with making every horror movie they cover memorable, especially the really bad horror movies

    • @saint525
      @saint525 5 років тому +1

      You right gypsykarla

  • @SFforlife
    @SFforlife 5 років тому +584

    Marge's death fucked me up. Bothered me as a kid when I first saw this movie, and it still does to this day. She was an unsung hero.

    • @Casual_guy1234
      @Casual_guy1234 10 місяців тому +7

      Moral of the story: don't be a hero in a sequel to a Steven Spielberg film. Marge, Eddie car, yeah your gonna die

    • @DZPianoMusic
      @DZPianoMusic 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Casual_guy1234 for those who don't know, Eddie Carr (actor Richard Schiff from The West Wing), was the ill-fated hero in "Jurassic Park - The Lost Worl" ... BEST death-by-dino (torn in half by two T-Rex)

    • @Scottocaster6668
      @Scottocaster6668 5 місяців тому

      ​@@DZPianoMusicwait, Eddie from Jaws 2 and Eddie the field equipment expert in Jurassic Park Lost World??

  • @Jack-fr9hz
    @Jack-fr9hz 5 років тому +1695

    "The movie ends with teenagers celebrating the demise of a beautiful sea creature"
    Add me to the kill count because I'm deceased 😂

    • @ballsucker89
      @ballsucker89 4 роки тому +25

      your the smartest fucking human being i've ever encountered

    • @oscardepaz1196
      @oscardepaz1196 4 роки тому +20

      Shark: dies
      Teens: celebrate
      Peta: angry peta noises

    • @Shawn_Babcock
      @Shawn_Babcock 4 роки тому +24

      Dullest machete goes to Jack 1020. He just died on the UA-cam comments. That's no fun

    • @B12_98svnfidy
      @B12_98svnfidy 3 роки тому +3

      Gimme the code to my dads safe and add me to the kill count!

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 3 роки тому +13

      Nice one. Sharks really are fascinating creatures. I just wouldn't be in the water with them.

  • @skatepork
    @skatepork 3 роки тому +99

    Marge’s death was the most horrific and wow inducing cause it swallowed her and you see the animatronic shark, from behind, gulp her down. It’s genuinely a holy shit moment special effect wise.

  • @josef6057
    @josef6057 5 років тому +369

    “Collect titanium to fabricate some new diving equipment”
    “Don’t expect him to come back anytime soon”
    These subnautica reference’s made me smile

    • @shoolkid7345
      @shoolkid7345 5 років тому +8

      I know right

    • @Planetyyyy
      @Planetyyyy 5 років тому +14

      I know left

    • @m4sherman926
      @m4sherman926 5 років тому +6

      Bob Belcher my new Theorie is that you play AS Hooper in subnautica.

    • @dyslexic_wolf9441
      @dyslexic_wolf9441 5 років тому +3

      I literally went to this video offy PS4 to my phone to find someone else who noticed James played subnautica😂😂

    • @noisyturtle4206
      @noisyturtle4206 5 років тому +4

      didnt notice the diving one but i got the aurora one

  • @jacobsheffield6835
    @jacobsheffield6835 5 років тому +2603

    "Looking for titanium to fabricate better diving equipment". Subnautica references here we come.

    • @joetaxpayer8180
      @joetaxpayer8180 5 років тому +55

      thought i was the only one who caught that

    • @jacobsheffield6835
      @jacobsheffield6835 5 років тому +134

      @@joetaxpayer8180 Nope. There were 2 references to Subnautica. At 7:19 Ellen says that Matt Hooper is on the research vessel AURORA. (The crashed ship from Subnautica)

    • @moshpitfilms4590
      @moshpitfilms4590 5 років тому +26

      I noticed it to, it made me happy

    • @resi4pro549
      @resi4pro549 5 років тому +20

      also that Aurora joke

    • @lime9264
      @lime9264 5 років тому +7

      Yos

  • @c0ma_t0ast8
    @c0ma_t0ast8 5 років тому +2578

    Blood is red
    Sharks have gills
    James A. Janisse
    Counts all the kills

  • @mellybelli8267
    @mellybelli8267 3 роки тому +105

    For all his reluctance, Scheider gives one heck of a performance as Brody, and adding the likable teens to the mix, this movie is highly enjoyable. Jaws 2 had zero chance going up against it's masterpiece of a predecessor, so I think, odds not in it's favor, it managed pretty well. And those shark scenes are darn exciting!

  • @GODBOXING
    @GODBOXING 5 років тому +176

    Jaws 2 - 3:We need those summer dollars
    Jaws The Revenge: We need those Christmas dollars

    • @itsmezozo2483
      @itsmezozo2483 5 років тому +3

      Jaws in general: *We need all the moneys*

  • @darkservantofheaven
    @darkservantofheaven 5 років тому +217

    Marge: best death of the franchise.....mostly because she was so likable (unlike the rest of the teens) and she died saving the kid. Leaves a true impact on the viewer

    • @Casual_guy1234
      @Casual_guy1234 10 місяців тому +1

      Eddie car: so she gets remembered as a hero? I got tore apart by raptors or ripped in half by two rexes. Saving my friends both times, and yet everyone forgot about me except for the part where I have a cool death.

  • @thecheesechapstm5417
    @thecheesechapstm5417 5 років тому +542

    The jaws movies always made me scared of deep water

  • @AstroSpark3
    @AstroSpark3 2 роки тому +223

    Jaws 2 is one hella underrated sequel yah not good as the original but …it has some really dark moments and kills

    • @adamcade604
      @adamcade604 2 роки тому +20

      And it's a masterpiece compared to 3&4

    • @casesoutherland4175
      @casesoutherland4175 2 роки тому +1

      Jaws is my favorite movie of all time and I can safely say that Jaws 2 is probably my 7th or 8th favorite sequel of all time!

  • @ChrisB2007
    @ChrisB2007 5 років тому +189

    Another fun fact: the power cable final scene from this film was what was used as the final scene in the Jaws attraction at Universal Studios Orlando.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 років тому +10

      Only after the original effect of the exploding shark kept clogging the filters.

    • @michaelscheer5032
      @michaelscheer5032 5 років тому +3

      The jaws ride at universal was dope

    • @ultramagnus1859
      @ultramagnus1859 5 років тому +5

      @@michaelscheer5032 You ain't kidding, it was sorely missed when I went back to Orlando this past November.

    • @lucasrhys0363
      @lucasrhys0363 5 років тому

      Really? Ah man when i went they shot the cannister in his mouth

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 років тому

      @@lucasrhys0363 So you went in 1990?

  • @miaa2418
    @miaa2418 5 років тому +405

    “HUnGRy HUnGRy shArk!”
    I laughed so hard 😂
    Keep up the good work!

    • @Shea-cv3yf
      @Shea-cv3yf 5 років тому +2

      Ok

    • @jasondress56
      @jasondress56 5 років тому

      ღMia Playzღ DId SOmBOdY SaY NEcK?!

    • @killersnake10
      @killersnake10 5 років тому

      Sometimes u have to deal with a !!!!SHARK ATTACK!!!!

  • @hembo9559
    @hembo9559 5 років тому +225

    I love the way James always gives a discription of the characters with the dumbest information possible

  • @MrZoolook
    @MrZoolook Рік тому +12

    8:46 - Another point about Murray Hamilton: He was so committed to the role, when his wife died while the film was shooting, he wanted to spend a minimal amount of time with his family, then return afterwards to complete the shoot. The producers even rescheduled his scenes to accommodate this.
    R.I.P.

  • @adrianbooklecter7545
    @adrianbooklecter7545 5 років тому +192

    I remember how I stumbled upon you channel with the Mist kill count
    since then every Friday at 15:10 (In Paris) I watch your kill count videos with immense pleasure!
    Your my favorite UA-camr and it's a shame not more French people know your channel.

    • @arielle452
      @arielle452 5 років тому +2

      Adrien Sauvageon ❤️

    • @oneleggedwizard6088
      @oneleggedwizard6088 5 років тому +1

      Hello the joker

    • @phoenixalder105
      @phoenixalder105 5 років тому +1

      I also stumbled across James accidentally when he released the Friday The 13th Six.
      He has been my favorite content creator ever since.

    • @mar1291
      @mar1291 5 років тому

      Adrien Sauvageon that’s cool do you live in Paris? I do too :p

    • @m3lpp
      @m3lpp 5 років тому

      Adrien Sauvageon you’re*

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +85

    Fun fact: John Williams said he put more effort into Jaws 2s soundtrack since he knew more than he did before. But for some reason everyone loved the first movies soundtrack.

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix 5 років тому +427

    Got a headache
    Swallowed some pills
    I see a shark
    He has some gills
    That's James A. Janisse
    Let's get to the kills

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 4 роки тому +52

    It really does show that, even as the mayor tries to deny the idea of another shark, he still understands and trusts Brody. I imagine internally he feels Brodys right but wants so badly for him to be wrong.

  • @andrewhopkins1765
    @andrewhopkins1765 5 років тому +178

    “Pull up your pants and do the muscle man dance” alright James you’re spending to much time in the firefly funhouse, yowie wowie

    • @NvSpooks
      @NvSpooks 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Hopkins “Follow the buzzards”

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 5 років тому

      He must have LET HIM IN 😈

  • @legendaryfella3236
    @legendaryfella3236 5 років тому +143

    Jaws: amazing
    Jaws 2: okay I guess
    Jaws 3: bad
    Jaws 4 the revenge: the destroyer of the franchise

    • @notyouraveragebear9326
      @notyouraveragebear9326 5 років тому +4

      Legendary Fella Jaws 2 was great

    • @tater4462
      @tater4462 5 років тому +3

      I'll say part 2 is good

    • @legendaryfella3236
      @legendaryfella3236 5 років тому

      The second movie was a solid and I understand why some people like it but personally I found it unnecessary especially after the first one

  • @Vintagepanda0216
    @Vintagepanda0216 5 років тому +100

    I cant help but giggle every time James interrupts the break down with "SHARK ATTACK"

  • @YourLocalWorldEater
    @YourLocalWorldEater 5 років тому +654

    “Holy shit, he’s on the Aurora! Don’t expect him back anytime soon”
    Me: is that a.......
    *GAMER JOKE!?!?*

  • @lonestarwolfentertainment7184
    @lonestarwolfentertainment7184 5 років тому +197

    I wish there was footage of Roy Schneider fighting the director

  • @MrHalohunter24
    @MrHalohunter24 5 років тому +703

    Fun fact: The dead Orca was a jab at the film "Orca", which was essentially a ripoff of Jaws.

    • @tuccerjim3084
      @tuccerjim3084 5 років тому +83

      BPG Productions I thought it was showing how even though orcas prey on and harass great whites, Jaws is not your average shark and killed it. However what you said makes more sense

    • @ScreamingScallop
      @ScreamingScallop 5 років тому +42

      Producer Dino de Laurentiis always had a chip on his shoulder about Jaws; regarding his 1976 remake of King Kong, he said "Nobody cry when Jaws die. When monkey die, everybody cry." So naturally when he made Orca, he tacked in a scene in which the title creature kills a shark, and just as naturally when Universal shat out Jaws 2 they had to have a scene with a dead orca. Like little children trying to one-up each other.

    • @icloptomlpporn4776
      @icloptomlpporn4776 5 років тому +3

      I liked orca more.

    • @Shaggy-xg3cp
      @Shaggy-xg3cp 5 років тому +4

      Now that I think about it, they should of had the divers taking pictures of jaws fighting with the orca.

    • @raefinoh1172
      @raefinoh1172 5 років тому +3

      Orca is a good movie.

  • @meredithlizmi4889
    @meredithlizmi4889 5 років тому +47

    Brody: “I think we got another shark”
    Mayor: “ ....”
    Mayor: “are you serious”

    • @januaryembers1146
      @januaryembers1146 5 років тому +2

      i read this right as he said it

    • @nataliespieker2105
      @nataliespieker2105 5 років тому +2

      The mayor is an a**hole. Sorry for the profanity, but its my personal opinion.

    • @unknown-kw3lg
      @unknown-kw3lg 5 років тому +2

      Mayor: "Ah shit, here we go again"

  • @themayer180
    @themayer180 3 роки тому +16

    I actually see this as one of my favorite movies.
    I was around 3 when I found this in my dads DVD collection and I absolutely loved it. Then about a year later they showed me the 1st one and I loved it even more. The Jaws Franchise is just a series that’s stuck with me for many years.

  • @thematonic6187
    @thematonic6187 5 років тому +124

    “Pull up your pants and do the muscle man dance”
    James just made the top of the list of my favorite YT’ers . Yowie Wowie James has visited the Firefly Fun House.

    • @LarryTheSeal
      @LarryTheSeal 5 років тому +2

      The Matonic that’s the second reference of bray Wyatt

    • @thematonic6187
      @thematonic6187 5 років тому

      @@LarryTheSeal this is true I can't remember exactly the first time but I do remember there was another time

    • @LarryTheSeal
      @LarryTheSeal 5 років тому

      The Matonic look in the us review

    • @LarryTheSeal
      @LarryTheSeal 5 років тому +1

      The Matonic look in the us review

    • @LarryTheSeal
      @LarryTheSeal 5 років тому +1

      I have a comment there with the time stamp

  • @eliya9412
    @eliya9412 5 років тому +46

    “I’m James A. Janisse”
    That never gets old👏

  • @Mrryn
    @Mrryn 5 років тому +80

    9:22 As someone who loves (and misses) Drunk Disney, I instinctively smiled when I heard James's shark voice.
    Nice work, shark daddy! ;)

  • @freakofgames939
    @freakofgames939 5 років тому +20

    John Williams did an excellent job on the ost for the first two films. It adds so much to the tension and the fear of the unknown. At first you don't even see the shark, yet being terrorized because of the music. All without jump scares. I miss this from today's thrillers/horrors.

  • @GavinPlante
    @GavinPlante 5 років тому +80

    “Pull up their pants and do the Muscle Man Dance in front of it.”
    I see you James. I see you.

  • @jb1054
    @jb1054 5 років тому +280

    Jaws 1 and 2: We’re not the same movie
    *Illusion 100*

    • @lesterforney6200
      @lesterforney6200 5 років тому +2

      no but it happens to the same people years apart

    • @bobsempletank1222
      @bobsempletank1222 5 років тому +3

      69th like

    • @keatonfuller7287
      @keatonfuller7287 5 років тому +2

      @@lesterforney6200 r/whooooosh

    • @beowulf22
      @beowulf22 5 років тому +1

      *Lie 100*

    • @shayneletendre9451
      @shayneletendre9451 5 років тому +2

      Lester Forney yes it happens to the same person, but shark appearances/attacks do happen a lot close to if not in the same spot. Having the Brodys cursed for 2 more movies is what hurts them

  • @harrisonlee9585
    @harrisonlee9585 5 років тому +308

    Amity Island still has the same Mayor.
    Local elections matter, people.

    • @t-r3y
      @t-r3y 5 років тому +6

      I quite enjoyed this comment loll

    • @JD-iu6rv
      @JD-iu6rv 5 років тому +2

      What if they all voted for him?

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 4 роки тому +6

      JD 13 I doubt that they all voted for him but it is possible he was re-elected

    • @B12_98svnfidy
      @B12_98svnfidy 3 роки тому +2

      He had a second term. Do they do that with mayors or just American presidents

    • @119Agent
      @119Agent Місяць тому

      Yeah that guy absolutely didn’t deserve reelection.

  • @mihaipascu4620
    @mihaipascu4620 4 роки тому +41

    I love the comments made by James A Janisse, I'm laughing like I haven't done in years

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  4 роки тому +27

      Aw that's great to hear!

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 роки тому +1

      Dead Meat that’s awesome you’re still responding to comments on a year old video

  • @TheCamSays
    @TheCamSays 5 років тому +18

    "They pull up their pants and do the Muscle Man Dance."
    YOWIE WOWIE JAMES. THAT’S ANOTHER FUNHOUSE REFERENCE.

    • @ReDelta101
      @ReDelta101 5 років тому +3

      All I Know Is Cam it’ll probably be a lot better with Bohemian Breakfast spread

  • @elijahblast7548
    @elijahblast7548 5 років тому +80

    Shark: *Hippity* *Hoppity* *This* *Beach* *Is* *My* *Property*

  • @superpig051
    @superpig051 5 років тому +239

    Was that... was that a Subnautica reference? Dear lord that’s amazing!!!
    Edit: just heard the Aurora one, best episode!!!

  • @RedRPStudios
    @RedRPStudios 3 роки тому +11

    “The Aurora! Don’t expect him back anytime soon” I’m a HUGE Subnautica fan love the reference

  • @MrSmallsCO
    @MrSmallsCO 5 років тому +157

    "Pull up your pants and do the Muscle Man Dance" LMFAO. S/O to James for knowing his current WWE.

    • @anthonyfisher5936
      @anthonyfisher5936 5 років тому +8

      He needs to reach out to Chris Jericho because he would make an excellent guest on talk is Jericho

    • @dcarrier4451
      @dcarrier4451 5 років тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bray Wyatt

    • @anthonyfisher5936
      @anthonyfisher5936 5 років тому

      @@dcarrier4451 I miss old Bray Wyatt

    • @tomtalks23
      @tomtalks23 5 років тому +7

      He said yowie wowie on the Us Kill Count as well. He's such a mark I love it.

    • @terratman5150
      @terratman5150 5 років тому +1

      Thought the same thing. I was so overjoyed but I wasn't sure if that was already something before Wyatt used it. I guess it wasn't, or at least, I wasnt the only one that thought of Bray

  • @katabellioniguess
    @katabellioniguess 5 років тому +1167

    Jaws 👍
    Jaws 2 👍
    Jaws 3-D WTF
    Jaws: THE REVENGE Um I take back what I said about Jaws 3

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 5 років тому +66

      I agree. The second one isnt that bad. Cant say the same about the others

    • @elizabethtavarez7499
      @elizabethtavarez7499 5 років тому +16

      I Have Mixed Feelings About Jaws 2

    • @ochayethenoo
      @ochayethenoo 5 років тому +11

      2 is kinda 😑

    • @lovejetfuel4071
      @lovejetfuel4071 4 роки тому +9

      The only Shark movie ever where the Shark roars

    • @TrickyPJM752
      @TrickyPJM752 4 роки тому +6

      I think Jaws 2 is the greatest Jaws movie of all time, don’t attack me

  • @MelodiesFromTheStars
    @MelodiesFromTheStars 5 років тому +355

    The way the Shark dies in the second movie was pretty epic

    • @themediocremen1128
      @themediocremen1128 4 роки тому +15

      It really was

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 3 роки тому +33

      I don't get why jaws 2 gets shit on so much it was genuinely pretty good the whole teenagers surviving on sail boats was pretty good and watching all the kids trying to keep the younger Brody safe was genuinely pretty good acting

    • @boromir0062
      @boromir0062 3 роки тому

      Idk jaws getting stabbed and blowing up was pretty awesome 😂

    • @MelodiesFromTheStars
      @MelodiesFromTheStars 3 роки тому +3

      @@boromir0062 Man I was having fun forgetting I said this shit

    • @gielekeuh
      @gielekeuh 2 роки тому +5

      @@obi-wank-enobi hello there

  • @jonathangarcia5279
    @jonathangarcia5279 4 роки тому +73

    Brody: "I think we may have another shark problem."
    Mayor Negligence: "...Are you serious?"
    Me: lol/giggling

  • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
    @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 5 років тому +196

    "he's on the Aurora. Don't expect him back anytime soon"
    Was that a SubNautica reference?

  • @appleportrait
    @appleportrait 5 років тому +180

    Noone:
    James to past himself: Look at my haircut

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 5 років тому +301

    “Eat Cheerios.”
    “You eat Cheerios, I want Froot Loops.”

    • @Gringleheim
      @Gringleheim 5 років тому +3

      Alexander Weller you eat fruit loops

    • @gwynn6044
      @gwynn6044 5 років тому

      @@Gringleheim no I want froot loops

    • @Gringleheim
      @Gringleheim 5 років тому

      cake snake I eat honey bunches of oats

    • @johnathandepth5759
      @johnathandepth5759 5 років тому +1

      Jason Voorhess I want Cinnamon Toast Crunch

    • @IsabruhMoment
      @IsabruhMoment 5 років тому

      Screw cereal, where’s my pancakes

  • @paulcaridi4964
    @paulcaridi4964 4 роки тому +16

    "Or are they just testing to see if he's a witch?" I got that, and I'm proud of that joke James.

  • @BlueX-Ray
    @BlueX-Ray 5 років тому +149

    Random HighSchooler: *In the water*
    New Jaws: *Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*
    Other Random HighSchooler: Hm?
    New Jaws: 🎶 *SHARK ATTACK~!* 🎶

  • @michalgooding5926
    @michalgooding5926 5 років тому +78

    I love how you're always dropping little wrestling jokes/puns combines 2 of my favorite things...wrestling and horror!

    • @snachoman42
      @snachoman42 5 років тому +2

      Same love wrestleing and horror

  • @TypicalToyReviews
    @TypicalToyReviews 5 років тому +395

    "The movie ends with teenagers celebrating the demise of a beautiful sea creature"
    Dang, when you put it like that, why they gotta go kill a semi-innocent shark

    • @horacehalt4216
      @horacehalt4216 3 роки тому +9

      Seriously?. It's a man eating shark. Trust me, it can take care of itself.

    • @michellemckillop8935
      @michellemckillop8935 3 роки тому +6

      @@horacehalt4216 well, then why did it kill the women too?

    • @michellemckillop8935
      @michellemckillop8935 3 роки тому +1

      I got that from all in the family. Get it? MAN eating shark

    • @the_shadow_manor
      @the_shadow_manor 3 роки тому +4

      Shark don’t attack human on purpose unless threaten. Most shark attack happen to surfers and drivers and this is because wets suit make the shark believe the human are seals a shark favourite pray. And more often then not the shark leave most of the body behind. One it realizes the body is human shark lose interest they don’t like the taste of human.

    • @hornneddemon9643
      @hornneddemon9643 3 роки тому +1

      well, innocent until he get's revenge in the forth one.

  • @legendaryfella3236
    @legendaryfella3236 4 роки тому +31

    Jaws: everything is going swimmingly
    Jaws 2: somewhat stormy waters
    Jaws 3: gone off the deep end
    Jaws 4: rock bottom

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 5 років тому +109

    Producers: This thing's got half its face burned off. What do we call it?
    Director: Scarface.
    Extras: Two Face?
    Me: Sharky Dent. 😀

  • @willdabeast8509
    @willdabeast8509 5 років тому +159

    10:49 why doesn’t anyone talk how the shark breaks it’s jaw as it tries to kill Mike?

  • @HeyGeesh
    @HeyGeesh 5 років тому +308

    God damnit you brought back "a whaat?" 😂

  • @jayjaydotcom33
    @jayjaydotcom33 4 роки тому +32

    2 divers 2:00
    terry 5:02
    Diane 5:29
    Whale shark 6:11
    blue fish 7:54
    Eddie 9:34
    Helicopter driver 11:23
    Marge11:50
    Bruces girlfriend
    that's the kills in jaws 2

  • @Its_THE_questionable_person
    @Its_THE_questionable_person 5 років тому +234

    1:34 They really like Subnautica, it's even better that they're playing multiplayer!

  • @SuperOtakuKid
    @SuperOtakuKid 5 років тому +33

    Literally no one:
    Jaws 2: I'm about to repeat my whole career

  • @omega2209
    @omega2209 5 років тому +133

    I stayed up ALL NIGHT AND IT was worth it

  • @porcoremi7893
    @porcoremi7893 Рік тому +1

    Marge was the MVP of this movie. She risked it all to save a little boy and it cost her everything. Respect.

  • @KatieVanHelsing
    @KatieVanHelsing 5 років тому +67

    At some point, we need a shot of Lucy with a shark fin on her back!.... no? .... just me?

  • @davidkueneman8372
    @davidkueneman8372 5 років тому +45

    ONE OF THE GREATEST CHANNELS ON UA-cam👍🏻🔥

    • @phoenixalder105
      @phoenixalder105 5 років тому

      David Kueneman
      THE greatest channel on UA-cam

  • @drmboy83
    @drmboy83 5 років тому +28

    *Stays up all night on Friday’s just for the kill counts*

  • @Endervulpe
    @Endervulpe 4 роки тому +12

    1:35 “Looking for titanium to fabricate better diving equipment.”
    7:19 Aurora joke

  • @gardetto265
    @gardetto265 5 років тому +23

    3:19 nice Shelly reference brother! Man you are just always on top of your game! Glad I'm not the only one. Thank you for being you buddy

  • @priimovalentiino1640
    @priimovalentiino1640 5 років тому +97

    So hyped for final destination next month!! Thanks for all your hard work and dedication, James n Chelsea

  • @jaxten8745
    @jaxten8745 5 років тому +284

    Jaws amazing
    Jaws 2 ok
    Jaws 3 hilariously bad
    Jaws 4 OH GOD NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    • @Animalover205
      @Animalover205 5 років тому +2

      Don't forget Jaws 5, from Italy

    • @V1rtual2007
      @V1rtual2007 5 років тому +2

      Animalover205 I don’t think that one counts

    • @SevenBendy
      @SevenBendy 4 роки тому

      BUT WE NEED A JAWS 5

    • @gvidovaldmanis6377
      @gvidovaldmanis6377 3 роки тому +1

      Jaws 2 is better than the original

    • @tanyaharmon6739
      @tanyaharmon6739 3 роки тому

      @@gvidovaldmanis6377 no, not even close.

  • @iamacatperson7226
    @iamacatperson7226 3 роки тому +9

    “Oh shut he’s on the Aurora, don’t expect him back any time soon”
    Eyyyy, Subnautica reference!

  • @allencrtr3
    @allencrtr3 5 років тому +14

    Marge’s kill traumatized me as a child. I still think about it randomly to this day. Idk why cause it’s not gory, but the fact that it happened directly in front of Shawn fucked with me. Also she was SO NICE TRYING TO SAVE THE LITTLE KID!! SHE DESERVED BETTER!

  • @PeytonHarmsen
    @PeytonHarmsen 5 років тому +57

    Dad: How Are You Guys Doin Today
    Mom: Great
    Sister: Good
    Dad: What About You James
    James: *SHARK ATTACK!!!*

    • @loganicfilms1388
      @loganicfilms1388 5 років тому +1

      CANT WE HAVE ONE DAY WITHOUT YOU REFERING HORROR MOVIES AND YOUR KILL COUNTS JAMES!?

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 5 років тому

      YOWWIE WOWWIE 🤡👹

  • @Echo-kl3rp
    @Echo-kl3rp 5 років тому +18

    Love the many Subnautica references (gathering titanium/ on the Aurora)

  • @bobbydelacroix1515
    @bobbydelacroix1515 2 роки тому +9

    I love that shot of the shark almost getting Mike’s legs, one of the best last second saves ever! Saw it when I was a kid, whole family gasped lol

    • @119Agent
      @119Agent Місяць тому

      And the skinny kid with glasses didn’t get laid. Sad.

  • @studioshinobi7159
    @studioshinobi7159 5 років тому +73

    Wait the arora,
    Shoot while Brody is dealing with sharks hooper is dealing with reaper leviathans
    Edit: oh mah gosh thanks for all the likes

  • @michaelfarrell4824
    @michaelfarrell4824 5 років тому +54

    Wish I had never found this channel so I could go back and watch every Kill Count for the first time again

    • @TarynM716
      @TarynM716 5 років тому +2

      They Had Us In the First Half

    • @george_bungot
      @george_bungot 5 років тому +1

      @@TarynM716 not gonna lie

  • @cyberviruz999animeee3
    @cyberviruz999animeee3 5 років тому +68

    Shark: You’ve been struck by, you’ve been hit by... a shark
    Civilian: ok

  • @Jacob-rf7ci
    @Jacob-rf7ci 3 роки тому +8

    "What inspired you to open a SECOND Krusty Krab right next door to the original?"
    0:31

  • @edwardeggplant1676
    @edwardeggplant1676 5 років тому +8

    James,
    This is why your videos are so awesome.
    The extra info you provide such as the multitude of problems with Bruce, and even Dick Warlock being a stunt double for Hooper in Jaws?! Even the fight between director and actor with the editor sitting on them?! Awesome, man.. Makes the videos so much more genuine and wholesome.
    Keep on, brother.

  • @jamesmoore7646
    @jamesmoore7646 5 років тому +381

    Roses are red homework is hard I'm James a janisse and this calls for a TITLECARD

  • @zekesvault
    @zekesvault 5 років тому +90

    Welcome to the Kill Count where we tally up the victoms in all our favorite horror movies, and Jaws 2-4

    • @heetman4785
      @heetman4785 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @HaloReignsEdits
      @HaloReignsEdits 5 років тому +2

      Its "Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victoms in all our favorite horror movies, and Jaws 2-4."

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

  • @henryl2614
    @henryl2614 3 роки тому +6

    "He's on the Aurora, don't expect him to be back anytime soon!"
    *sweats nervously in reaper leviathan*

  • @darrellmay8032
    @darrellmay8032 5 років тому +13

    Older boy: eat Cheerios.
    Young boy: you eat Cheerios I want Fruit Loops.
    Mother: you eat Cheerios.
    Me: *walking out of living room to kitchen*
    My mother: where are you going?
    Me: i’m gonna go eat some Cheerios.

  • @MattW30356
    @MattW30356 5 років тому +7

    Speaking of Christine, you need to make that kill count happen. Great kill count, I look forward to these every week.

  • @BananaBreadinc
    @BananaBreadinc 5 років тому +22

    I don’t know how I didn’t expect thee return of the “A-wha?,” but I appreciate it

    • @excertt
      @excertt 5 років тому

      BananaBreadinc
      Why does your comment say 15 hours ago?

    • @mercedesrusso7488
      @mercedesrusso7488 5 років тому

      Nik Olai exactly?

    • @BananaBreadinc
      @BananaBreadinc 5 років тому

      Nik Olai patrons get early releases for videos

    • @excertt
      @excertt 5 років тому

      BananaBreadinc
      Oh ok. I didn’t know that. Kind of cool

  • @lilykenny3146
    @lilykenny3146 4 роки тому +33

    MARGE DESERVED SUCH A BETTER ENDING SHE WAS SO AMAZING AND SHE DIED SAVING SEAN AND SHE WAS THE BEST CHARACTER AND I WILL MISS HER

  • @_joslynjohnson
    @_joslynjohnson 5 років тому +40

    i woke up early just for this. at 6 am DURING SUMMER

  • @chaoticblueberry_
    @chaoticblueberry_ 5 років тому +26

    This is a great way to start off my birthday, watching the kill count!

  • @externalscreaming4026
    @externalscreaming4026 5 років тому +17

    "There just blue fish!"
    "Well now there DEAD fish feast up seagulls!"
    Jesus I have not laughed like this in a long time

  • @GalaxyOfDestiny
    @GalaxyOfDestiny 4 роки тому +6

    Jaws: Outstanding....10/10!
    Jaws 2: It’s a nice sequal...8/10!
    Jaws 3: Lacks effort in storyline and in effects 4/10
    Jaws 4: Lacks effort in storyline 2/10
    These are likely the most realistic rates, tbh jaws and Jaws 2 are probably the most accurate

  • @butterytomatoes747
    @butterytomatoes747 5 років тому +4

    “A couple of divers are looking for some titanium to upgrade their diving equipment”
    “He’s on the Aurora?! He ain’t coming back anytime soon”
    I love all these subnautica references

  • @mumble1455
    @mumble1455 5 років тому +76

    just give the shark a Snickers, you are not you when you're hungry

    • @notreallysure4575
      @notreallysure4575 5 років тому +3

      The shark is actually a kind hearted accountant who volunteers at local food banks in his freetime

    • @mumble1455
      @mumble1455 5 років тому

      not really sure hahaha a good-guy at heart

  • @godlyaardvark7265
    @godlyaardvark7265 5 років тому +11

    Hahaha the Subnautica references in this video 😂

    • @godlyaardvark7265
      @godlyaardvark7265 5 років тому

      SharksGame4Fun_What'sNext? There’s one close to the beginning as well. He says something about getting titanium to fabricate something lol