Everything Wrong With Jaws in 9 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2024
- Yeah... we went there. In celebration of Finding Dory's release, we went looking for sins in Jaws, because... you know... shark. Thin connection maybe, but whatever. That's all we need.
Next week: 90's sci-fi and a sci-fi classic.
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As a kid, watching this movie in the theater for the first time in the summer of 1975, that shark most definitely DID NOT look fake as Sh*t!!!
Me too. I went to the cinema as a 10 year old to see this when it came out. And EVERYONE in the cinema jumped when that head appeared (through the hole in the boat) halfway through the film))
I still think it looks awesome. Watched with my new BFF, & she LAUGHED WHEN QUINT DIED! She said it lookd "so fake"!! Bitch! No longer my BFF! LOL
Didn't really look fake to me the first time I saw it on the Universal Studios tour either.
I rewatched it in 2019 and I still jumped, it stil does not look fake!!!
I just saw this movie for the third time and I still jump watching this movie.
The worst sin with this movie:
It made people kill millions of sharks.
You do realise people killed and were terrified of sharks long before Jaws ever came out right?
Mr Poo, I don't think you realize the effect this movie had on the public, it was huge. There WAS a influx of sharks killed. As well beaches and ocean resorts lost a shitload of business becasue it scared the shit out of people from swimming in the ocean
Shark Party anyone?
Johnnywhamo What I meant was that you can't blame the movie for the stupidity of people. This movie was not meant to be scientifically accurate, and was not meant to make people want to kill sharks. It was meant to be fun. Sharks are scary, and people like scary movies, so the creators of Jaws made a movie about shark attacks. It's not like people were totally fine with sharks until 1975, and it was only once they saw Jaws that people became terrified of sharks and started killing them. People have been afraid of sharks since man first step foot in the ocean, and you can't really blame them. They're really big fish with really big teeth that can swim really fast and will occasionally eat people. What BK Jeong was implying that it was this movie that MADE people kill millions of sharks. Now I won't deny Jaws did induce some shark hysteria (My dad saw Jaws when he was a kid, and he was terrified to step foot in a bathtub, much less an ocean, for almost a year) But like most hysteria, it was temporary. Yet people are still afraid of sharks. Why? Because like I said before, they are big scary fish with big teeth that can swim really fast and they occasionally eat bitches. It doesn't matter that shark attacks are incredibly rare, that they don't go out of their way to eat humans, or that they are incredibly important to the ocean's ecosystem. They look scary, and that's enough to make people irrationally paranoid of, and violent to, sharks.
Uhmmmmmmm no, Ever heard of shark fin soup.
Probably one of the most sinless movies ever. 5 sins off for 'You're gonna need a bigger boat' and 10 sins off for Quint's Indianapolis speech.
The Indianapolis speech is one of the best written and best acted pieces of dialogue ever in a movie.
Particularly as Robert Shaw was drunk IRL while filming that scene.
No, he was sober. He did one take drunk and fucked it up so decided sober was better. But he certainly did like a drink or five. @@zqxzqxzqx1
And for the reason that he doesn't put on his life vest later.
Agreed
There’s a scene in this movie where quint hooper and Roy Scieders character are on the boat at night and Quint goes into that haunting monologue about his time in the navy. It’s that scene that pushes the movie into into being one of the best ever made. Because in that one scene you understand exactly who quint is and exactly what his motivations are, just brilliant!
That scene is made scarier by the fact that what he describes is a real event that happened. I also heard that the actor had been a survivor of the real event, but that might not be true.
Robert Shaw was a war veteran. but he was Irish and I believe he served in the British army.
@@thedeepfriar745 Ah, then he wouldn't have been part of the Indianapolis crew.
And because of that it makes his death even more horrific. Imagine being killed by your worst nightmare fear....
That’s my favorite scene of the whole movie.
No movie is perfect but Jaws comes real fucking close.
Agreed, 50 sins must be a modern-day record for least sinful movie. I know some of their older videos had fewer sins, but those are quite different from what they're putting out now.
i think 5 more sins should be removed since it pretty much killed beaches in america the year it came out!
My all time #1.
why? I'd like some reasons, cause I cannot agree with you and I'm just curious. for me it wasn't neither entertaining to watch nor scary.
Thats alright , you can't please all of the people. For me though this movie just hits all the right notes and brings everything to the table that I personally want from a movie. You take a story about a giant shark terrorizing a coastal town and right away you think oh this is gonna be pure sensationalist schlock but somehow Spielberg was able to take that and elevate it to something that is Oscar worthy. The use of music to build tension, the lighting , the camera angles, the editing, of course the acting especially from the three principals is fantastic. The pacing was good especially during the third act and all the attention to detail. Something else, and this is key, I actually liked the characters, they weren't perfect, they had flaws and quirks they came across as real (even Quint who is arguably the gruff sailor stereotype) and you care about what happens to them and this is where the tension and dread comes from, your concern for the characters safety. I f I have one complaint it's the ending, I feel it should've stayed true to the book but audiences love big explosive endings and thats what Spielberg gave them and he made the right choice. Anyway make of this what you will.
What? No sins taken off for the "We're gonna' need a bigger boat" line?
"The sheriff would be excellent at CinemaSins"
*ding*
It's actually "YOU'RE gonna need a bigger boat"
I was also expecting about ten off, or even back to zero.
+Mike Ock and I'm waiting for x men apocolypse sins video and there's a line saying 'you're gonna need a bigger house' so a film with a similar line
#MandelaEffect ;)
Several decades after the film's release, Lee Fierro, who played Mrs. Kintner, walked into a seafood restaurant and noticed that the menu had an "Alex Kintner Sandwich." She commented that she had played his mother so many years ago; the owner of the restaurant ran out to meet her, and he was none other than Jeffrey Voorhees, who had played her son. They had not seen each other since the original movie shoot.
Watching in 2020: yeah, it’s totally shocking how all these politicians and people in the public are acting during a disaster 😒
That's what I was thinking.
Yup. I rewatched this just now cause it's still so relevant today.
Right?!! I almost cried....😩😩
'I'm chief of police, I can do anything': America. 😐
Scientist: people might die.
Politicians: so?
I want to see you sin Deadpool...
+GamerMcGamerGuy I know everyone else said it but you see, the more comments there are the more they see the demand. Strategy
The way you phrased that creeps me out.
+Destroyer of worlds lol
Don't worry, Wade will break the 4'th Wall and make them suffer if they do.
+Brother Malachai
Or he will participate and suggest sins.
Jaws The Revenge next. Your counter will break.
Jaws 3 was the worst.
Jaws 19 was my favorite
What about Jaws 1 million and 5?
How about Jurassic Shark.
All movies like that are. That's why I love them. Great comedies.
The “milk water” is Alka-Seltzer. The deputy drops a few tablets in his water glass in the background at the beginning of that scene. And, it’s not so much of a cure for a hangover as it is to calm the nausea of both men after seeing the remains of Chrissie Watkins on the beach in previous scene.
yup
A hangover is actually dehydration.
Aspirin will do nothing.
The water you put it in will though
Exactly!
Why confuse us with facts, though?
It's no longer "funny."
I thought it was lemonade
“You’re going to need a bigger boat” deserves 5 sins off
No, 50 sins off. Jaws is a classic to beat all classics.
Probably deserves some sins on because although it's a classic line the fact that it's a classic line has inspired so many nods that at this point it is about as anoying as I am your father.
Other movies have destroyed it.
Actually, a hungry shark would attack a kid with his arms and legs hanging off of a raft before someone swimming. The shape of a fat body with proportionally small limbs resembles a seal to a shark, which is a great meal to the shark.
Humans, they don't have any natural reason to eat. It's just not part of their typical diet. Seals, however, are fat and blubber-filled, perfect meals for a shark.
have you seen today's modern humans?
Dick Gazintya That's irrelevant to the sin I was talking about, but whatever.
You'd have to be pretty morbidly obese to make your limbs look like flippers that are disproportionately small.
Sabastian Murphy But the shark, by nature, sees seals as food. It's like how we don't eat strange-looking foods, even if they'd be better than what we do eat.
Actually, he attacked the boy because the large, rectangular raft resembled a giant license plate, the shark's favorite prey.
Asdf Ah, yes. The ever-elusive Louisianian liscence plate. A delicacy among sharks.
The fact that JAWS is so good that CinemaSins actually had to break character for a moment just to reaffirm how damn good it is speaks volumes for just how great JAWS is. My all-time favorite movie.
For me, it's still Spielberg's best, and one of my absolute favorites as well.
Definitely the best monster movie ever made.
They are doing a JAWS remake only this time JAWS is actually a male who wishes to be female and enlists Brody's help then funny hyjinx ensue.
yes Ikr
***** You mean taking time to establish characters, allow the audience to relate to them, feel for them, and make them more than just inevitable victims like some cheesy B-movie horror flick?
JAWS is fantastic in it's ability to create suspense and horror by giving you likable characters that you want to pull for against nature's perfect killing machine.
I don't want Brody to die because I relate to his desire to protect his family and his community in spite of his fears, I don't want Hooper to die because he's an intelligent, witty, and goodhearted person who has gone well beyond his original purpose of merely helping to identify the threat of a shark, and I don't want Quint to die because in spite of being obsessed with the shark he is still a likable character with a tragic backstory that justifies his motives.
In sequels to JAWS and other "killer animal" movies the cast is so two dimensional that you're just waiting to see who's gonna go next. JAWS makes you dread the idea of even one of the main cast being killed.
"After 1 or two death, you'd think people would stop going to the beaches"
Me in 2020: you'd think wouldn't you 😬
Like refusing to wear masks in public!!
Unless you're a politician
@@frankjames6048 yep, never ceases to amaze me how many idiots there still are in the world. In fact, we're getting even more of them now. The way many people have acted during this pandemic? Shit! When we finally got a real drop in covid19 cases after more people were getting the vaccines, way too soon did I sudden start seeing people EVERYWHERE in public places with no masks. And what happened? What a surprise! The drop in cases stopped dropping, and even rose a little again! Smh. It's like with what this video critic said about celebrating way too soon
Frank James yeah, especially in the states. I'm over here in California and things are improving, but overall I am disappointed in the rest of the U.S.
@@frankjames6048 Yeah fuck your masks lmao
3:58 In Peter Benchley's book (worth a read), Crissie has no close relatives, so the Mayor figures her isolated death won't cause much of a stir.
And Hooper has an affair with Brodys wife.
I finally read it. It was not a great book
@@bezoticallyyours83 It was on the NYT best seller for 44 weeks. Your opinion does not reflect its popularity. You are just another internet whiner.
Thanks to cinemasins i can no longer watch a movie without pointing out every thing wrong in my head and hearing a little ding afterwards
Same bro
same
Omg same
I don't even have to watch a movie. Whenever someone does something stupid and I point it out, the DING goes off in my head
I dinged about 40 sins watching the pilot of Fear the Walking Dead. I can't watch poorly-crafted TV or movies anymore.
Maybe it's time to start watching CinemaWins?
-10 sins for we need a bigger boat
-10 for "Smile, you son of a bitch!"
Ok so that makes only 40 sins for JAWS. That is dramatically light, but refreshing for a cinema sins video
Revo 4walkjnn,.
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me you Did you just have a stroke??
Awes0mEv0luti0n & Jack the Gestapo What are you talking about?? He's not saying your or you're. Did he make a comment but then delete it??
Dudeeeee this movie is a classic, and way ahead of its time.
everything wrong with jaws: nothing
fixed
C.C. Duresseau even though they didn’t even try to make the shark look realistic?
@@adamd6648 they didnt need to , it worked like a charm worldwide still to this day . compared to todays sharkmovies with green screen and computers this was done very well
jesco white true
adamd664 it’s pretty realistic and this movie was made in the early 70’s so they didn’t really have all the stuff we have today to make it look better
Wow, it's just harmless satire. Just because a movie is a masterpiece doesn't mean there can't be little things you can poke fun at. If you don't like Cinema Sins don't watch it.
One: the shark went after the boy on the raft because it looked was more like a seal.
Two: sharks DO play with their food, to taste them.
Both of those bugged me too
I’m so glad someone mentioned this
Here's yet another reason why anyone with any sense lives places sh*t like that would DIE.
Thank you!! Save the sharks :)
Beforehand, I am no marine biologist, but I felt the need of pointing this out. I believe sharks do not play with their food, you're probably mistaking it with how sharks test out how edible something is for them, or perhaps were talking about the same behaviour with different names. Since they obviously don't have hands to investigate an object, they bite to see if what they are looking upon is something they can eat. That's why most sharks only bite once or twice a person or object, say a surf board for example, and then swim away; they realize we humans aren't that nutritious for them nor worth their time. The animals that do play with their food are dolphins like orcas, those animals have been seen playing and flailing with their food before consumption on intention.
Everything wrong with the Indiana Jones trilogy.
I dare you.
Add a million sins for Willie and another million for Short Round.
There's also the fact that Indy irrelevant to the story in Raiders, but The Big Bang Theory already covered that pretty well.
Well, they already did the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
VideoPancake Yeah, but that one the sins write themselves. I want them to be given a legitimate challenge.
+Mike Ock a 1 million sins on you for watching big bang theory.
And it's not part of the Indiana Jones Trilogy.
The first death in this film is one the most horrific on film. The screams are brilliant acting.
How dare you sin this masterpiece...Sin for you.
The movie Jaws was single-handedly responsible for the deaths of thousands of real sharks and a shark hatred/fear that still exists today.
There you go, that's what's wrong with the movie.
@@blobbertmcblob4888 thats good
@@blobbertmcblob4888 it's not the movie who killed sharks, it's the stupid, highly influenceable public, don't throw others responsibilities on a film
@@blobbertmcblob4888 thank u omg
@@blobbertmcblob4888 you seem to forget that sharks are killed for Fin Soup.
Jaws 1: Instant classic, one of the greatest films ever made.
Jaws 4: Actually has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Who actually listens to rotten tomatoes
@@BigDaddyDiecast after Captain Marvel, i sure as fuck hope NO ONE does
When I buy DVDs of franchises, I usually by the poorer entries as well. Just to complete the collection. Couldn't bring myself to do that with Jaws The Revenge.
Oddly enough, I still own jaws the revenge. I grew up on the entire franchise and loved each one. But nothing can touch the first.
None of the Jaws sequels should have been made.
No sin reduction for Quint's recollection of the Indianapolis sinking? Best damn part of the movie!
Agreed. That scene is chilling, no matter how many times I see it.
It's one of the best movie scenes ever actually.
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@@smokedaddy258 You Need Serious Help !!
Put the pipe down !!
Funny enough some parts of that speech were when he was drunk. That COULD be a sin but then doing such a speech while drunk is also such a big achievment
So many people have mentioned the USS Indianapolis scene. Going into my last semester of college my advisor told me I was 3 credits short, so I threw on a drama elective because I was swamped with two jobs and five business and finance classes. I skipped the drama class so often for work I was in danger of failing it, and the teacher warned I wanted to pass I had better amaze her on the “final” which was a monologue. I suck at acting, but growing up I had watched Jaws so many times (Three things you could count on in life: Death, Taxes, and Jaws on tv every holiday weekend). I am a terrible actor and would have butchered any other monologue, but I just mimicked Shaw to the last detail. When I finished, you could have heard a mouse piss on a cotton ball in the auditorium, I thought I had botched it until teacher asked who wants to follow that? I got the only “A+” and still to this day credit Jaws for my graduating on time!
Ah, and the funniest part was no one knew where that scene was from! Even the teacher thought it was Moby Dick (huh? the date is in the speech). Who has seen this movie and not remember that scene?
Haha. Great story!😂 Ironic. Probably wouldn’t have recognized a monologue from the Godfather too.
7:15 "this shark looks fake as s**t but at least they managed to make it more real than today's shark movies." Minus 10 sins.
You know, if you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up so many people... *that they have to open a beach.*
Lol
And it ends with the shark saving one last girl before disappearing forever and she is so happy she runs to a party to tell everyone about it.
I died reading this.
I read this while drinking milk, now my chair's wet...
+Schalk Viljoen Wet because of what :)
"DOES ANYBODY HAVE A GUN?!"
i'm with cinemasins on that, why the fuck dont anyone got one
LunarServant Yeah, especially since the place was bristling with guns for the fake out right before that.
Liberals are why there are no guns.
Gee idk, maybe because it was the 70's.
Sheepdog Tactix Oh no! Nobody is going to get murdered! At least by humans...
Cooper Does Random Stuff You don't need a gun to kill someone, though...
Coronavirus has proven that people would still totally come to the beach despite the shark attacks
I love how my favorite movie of all time has one of the lowest sin counts in this series. Just goes to show you how good this movie is.
Also how the fuck were sins not taken off for the Indianapolis speech!!!
Jaws is the best movie ever made.. literally every single scene is amazing.. all the characters are amazing.. the story is amazing.. its iconic.. great soundtrack.. everything about this movie is flawless in terms of characters writing and suspense..
Only 50 sins?! That's how you know this is a classic.
Thats when you know that the movie is a masterpice..
+Kevin Martinez That's what I meant.
That's how you know it's a masterpiece.
50 sins IN 9 MINUTES!!!! thats how you know its classic
Or he just really likes the movie and can't find sins.
I thought the milk-water was Alka Seltzer for a hangover, but lemonade works too.
A Spears I’ve never even considered what was in that glass
You’ve never had milk water to cure a hangover? It’s the best.
Lemonade helps a hangover?
Bobman9420 For sure. But you have to drink a gallon of it, or it won’t work.
It might be horchata
3:36 who chums while the boat is underway? You’re immediately leaving the spot you just chummed
Brody: “CLOSE THE BEACHES!!!”
Mayor: “Let’s have a shark bite party! Then everyone will become immune to shark bites!”
You didn't include the USS Indianapolis scene? That scene alone deducts 20 sins!
That and the bigger boat scene would've set the sin counter back to zero
If I remember correctly, wasn't the actor drunk for that scene and it was partially ad libbed (one of those two, anyway)?
Sorta... He was seriously drunk the first time they tried to shoot it and all of the footage was unusable. The next day he came back to the set sober and stone cold nailed acting drunk on the first take.
Side note: John Milius (the guy that wrote Dirty Harry, Apocalypse Now, Red Dawn, etc) is the guy that wrote the speech, but it was several pages long and Robert Shaw himself (the actor who played Quint) re-wrote it himself as what you see in the movie.
So... Basically Shaw was a huge badass.
Shaw is also the guy that came up with the USS Indianapolis stuff, so it was "sort of" ad libbed. The stories vary on precisely how it all went down.
the sentence should've been
"lowest movie sin tally EVER"
I think it's time you do Sharknado. The fourth one is coming out this Summer!
wait wait wait... fourth??
+Qualquer gamer I agree, like what?!?
+Qualquer gamer yep, fourth
Yes, it's subtitled "The Fourth Awakens" actually.
+BlueFox94 i watch em just to see how better they get..... Which isnt that good!
7:34 there’s actually two shooting stars in this scene. One right after Brody grabs the pistol and then the transition right after of the boat while the dudes singing you see another one in the top left corner of the screen
"Doesn't anyone have a gun?" Well, it IS Massachusetts so.... no.
The answer to that question would be SO different in Texas
@@schrodingersgay6167 yep
Are you one of those Republicans who stupidly believe that people in blue states don't own guns? Lmao... Oh sweet summer child.
Should've added a sin for the mayor making the guy get in the water to encourage everyone else, even though all the tourists were already at the beach and spending money. Who cares if they get in the water, so long as you're getting those sweet, sweet tourism dollars.
that's exactly what I said to my partner in film class. you're already getting your money, who cares if they're swimming
Would you go to a beach where no one swims or stay in that place for more than a day? Think of all the Yelp reviews!
C Monty Weve got one of those beaches in jersey where you cant get in the water
Note: Killer sharks will never eat a badly dressed Mayor. Note 2: Now, Summer 2017, there is a really big problem with sharks all along the east shore of Cape Cod, the National Seashore. Cuz, due to Liberal environmentalist and animal wackos, a ton of seals or sea lions have taken up residences on the beaches (of course you can't get rid of them). So now the sharks have shown up to eat the seals. Many times, beaches closed, people can't go into the water. Now they have signs warning about sharks. Never had those before.
Excellent point. That's like going to a water park and the only thing you can do is swim, and not go on any of the rides.
The shark goes after the kid on the raft because the shark would think he's a seal.
+1 sin also for the fact that sharks don't like the taste of human, the soaps and oils we use on our skin makes us un-appealing to them. Naturally, they would take a "test bite", decide that we taste awful and swim off.
ok,shark nerd (no offence)
You're an idiot.
www.discovery.com/tv-shows/shark-week/shark-feed/why-do-sharks-actually-attack-humans/
And as long as I know you ain't no marine biologist so STFU !
Vuk The Wolf Someone's triggered
Mr JackatooTM LOL I guess I did go a bit overboard . Sorry
Um what about all those total consumption cases where great white sharks have completely devoured their human victims???
Google the names Shirley Durdin, Tyna Webb, Lloyd Skinner, Brian Guest, Nick Peterson, Cameron Bayes, Jevan Wright, Theresa Cartwright etc etc etc.
Watched this gem again and realized that this is definitely an early entry in the Cinema Sins library. No way you would make this today and not take off 5 or 10 sins for the Indianapolis speech.
"Children running through a prairie" got me laughing. That hit me where I was reminded of something but couldn't put it into words.
You know, the shark going after the kid on the raft is scientifically accurate, since Great Whites eat seals. From a distance, the kid and the raft looks like a wounded seal.
+Nathan Wirth- Exactly. I read that in a book once, which means it's PROVEN!
You're an idiot.
www.discovery.com/tv-shows/shark-week/shark-feed/why-do-sharks-actually-attack-humans/
And as long as I know you ain't no marine biologist so STFU !
Nathan Wirth I would believe you but your avatar is moon lord
Sooooooo not that right as sharks smell and use there tracking (not like maps i forget the name of it) so sharks can't really think your a seal can they even think at all? in tell i swim with a great white i may never believe you as mug said i would believe you but your sign is clearly a weak enemy from Terraria and don't say but the moo lord is OP it's not if you get his attack's down.
Nathan Wirth
Jaws is perfect just the way it is.
Yeah this idiot doesn’t know this is old
Schighwaypatrol I mean did you hear him right at the beginning.
O be holy the 69 likes🙏
Agreed
Go watch marvel twerp leave this great movie alone sad geek
“What a f*cking baby”
My favorite sin of all time
Thought my job was tough, then I saw you trying to sin this classic movie 😬
OKAY. I know Zootopia is gonna happen someday. When it does, during the end card references, PLEASE PLEEEEASE include the Sloth scene over the nets from Lord of the Rings saying "We never say anything in Old Entish unless it is worth taking a long time to say." MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Gosh darnit iPod stop autocorrecting "ents" to "nets"!!
I'm going to reply to this comment to make it more visible.
Thank you sir!
This is why I teach every new phone the words it needs to know. In my case, that's usually the names of the Daedric Princes and the 9 divine.
Wish I knew how. Wish I could insert the complete Pokédex into its dictionary. XD
Whenever I'm in an Internet argument and someone asks me whose side I'm on, I go "Siiiiiiiide? Iiiiii am on noooooobody's siiiiiiiide, because noooooooobody's on my side, little Orc."
"Doesn't anybody have a gun?" "Amazingly this is America and noone does." LMFAO
The Mosin Crate Even funnier, they just show a scene where everyone pulls out their gun when they spot the kids pretending to be a shark.
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The Mosin Crate to answer your question this was filmed in Martha’s Vineyard which is a very liberal area of Massachusetts (a very liberal state) so I don’t think any of them would own a gun let alone carry it with them
The Mosin Crate 50 cal Beowulf AR-15
jujulovebean65 world war 1 bitches
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Some people just have to find fault with anything....Jaws was an epic movie!!! Excellent cast and execution of direction!
Their is literally nothing wrong with this movie I don't understand why that's so hard for people to understand.. just because film is subjective doesn't mean you can hide away from the facts.. from start to finish the entire movie is great.. not a single scene or character that isn't great.. the fake shark and unrealistic plot at times doesn't take away how great this movie is.. it's a perfect 10/10..
this is channel is a comedy channel. y’all take things too seriously
@@Hunter87788No such thing as a perfect movie. It's great but flawed like all movies.
Jaws is the reason why many people are afraid of sharks today.
yes but probably you will die of fat or for a car or even a thunder than for a shark. unless you go often to the oceans.
***** Yes but you are more likely to die from being overweight or getting hit by a car, or even getting hit by lightning than you are from being killed by a shark, unless you often go swimming in shark infested waters.
Thought I would "fix" your comment in case somebody has no idea what you are saying.
I disagree, row upon row of razor sharp teeth, the ability to swim faster than a boat, weighing in over a 1000lbs, and the ability to bite limbs off like twizzlers. Yeah those would be my primary reasons for fearing sharks.
do the math tho. probability don't lie. and there are worst things on the ocean. you just look for an excuse to kill sharks. in the movie the major were the worst problem. just put a damn steel net or something on the beach.
+Alejandro Rodolfo Mendez dude it was a joke chill out. I don't kill sharks. I go to the beach and love the beach. Stop being an environazi.
Basically what CS is saying is that this movie is damned near perfect.
Yeah, 50 sins is pretty low by his current standards. Almost reminds me of when he first started the channel.
Yea this videos on nine minutes long while most are like nineteen or twenty which show how good this movie is.
Or that he likes it a lot.
you guys know by any chance what was the lowest sin he had in a video?
Pretty sure it was District 9
Even if you think the shark looks fake, it's an incredible film. The writing, acting and music all come together to bring the tension and fear to such a palpable level that you wouldn't dare go in that water.
3:27 bruh he says “3,000,” not “8,000.” I guess dats paht of da Amity eck-sent.
To be quite honest, 40 years later that scene where she's being tossed around in a completely unnatural way -- leaning in the direction she's being dragged is so alien and horrifying, it still gives me chills and obviates your entire list.
Her screaming is horrifying, I agree.
How exactly do you lean INTO the direction you’re being dragged? That makes no sense at all. It’s like saying acceleration will cause you to fly forward.
her hip was dislocated by the harness she was wearing that was thrashing her around so her screams are real
51, on the Orca, they are complet unprepared until they actually see the shark.
52, it's the 4th of July at the beach and people are wearing turtlenecks and the trees have no.leaves.
53. Some of the parents of children are 60 years old.
thats about the lowest sin count ever
Nope.
+Farnsworth Abigail in modern cinema sins era yes...
Well serious one anyway. They did one for April Fools that had like -10,000 sins.
Jurassic Park only had 36.
+Matthew Brunette do you hate black ppl
America's reaction to covid 19. In a nutshell.
You mean Americans reacting the way their television tells them to
This f'ing mask is coming off as soon as deemed socially acceptable. But I''ll still never swim in the ocean because of this movie. Plus, I cant swim, so there's also that.
Kerry Fry: At least we got toilet-paper on the shelves.
@@salbro5985Wade until it's safe.
If a “Everything Great About Jaws” video was to be made, it would most likely be the longest video on this channel
They're in the yaad, not to faa from the caa.
White Fire The movies subtitles spell it "yahd" "farh" and "carh".
Pahk Yah Cah in Hahvahd Yahd. But supposedly "Amity Island" is suppose to be Martha's Vineyard (island), and very few people there speak with a stereotypical "Bahstin" accent. Unless they are there from "Bahstin".
That's racist! Lol!
Yeah, why was that "racist", it was just supposed to be a local accent, . . had nothing to do with race. Hell, that Amity Island appears to have a white majority.
Wow a modern Cinemasins video with only 50 sins?? Is that even possible?
Even with the 10 he removed, 60 is pretty low for their recent videos
If they like the movie it gets less sins... Pretty biased.
MegaBeastout901 yeah the whole thing is biased and skewed, but its all for entertainment
Ever seen the sins for Finding Nemo? It has (I'm preety sure) over 100, and it says in the description "yes, we went there.". Also, EVERY Star Wars movie has over 120 (real Star Wars, not the fake movies that never happened, cause they have way more)
wow old school D&D reference: -1 sin
Well it IS one of the best movies ever made.
Thanks for only adding 50 sins to this masterpiece! I'm even surprised that you did a video on this!
Him: after a few shark attacks no one would go to the beaches
People still going to beaches during corona: are we a joke to you
damn you missed probably the best scene in the whole movie...Quint telling the story of the USS Indianapolis. That alone is worth like, 10 sins off!
Seriously, the way he delivers that last line, "But, we delivered the bomb!" in that sarcastic but not way (literally, to the USN that's all that mattered) still sends chills down my spine every time I hear it.
Agreed
Kudos to John Milius who didn't even take credit for writing one of the most memorable monologues in any movie.
I know right
Sawyer AWR If you look really closely it is cut together using two completely different takes because the actor who plays Quint was way too drunk to get either perfectly right.
Claire Lally The actor's name was Robert Shaw and yes they did it like 3 takes and yes he tried to do it drunk as the characters were drunk in the scene. An unwise experiment probably but Spielberg let him do it. Instinct maybe. Result one of the most amazing monologues in movie history. In 3 takes.
I personally really love the part of the movie where Quint tells the story of the U.S.S Indianapolis. That shit is good and you see him having a deja vu moment about it later in the film and I give you 5 sins for not including it.
0:48 girls don't bleed!
Nothing about the SUN in the background of that NIGHT scene at 0:21? .. . missed opportunity there I'd say.
Alright CinemaSins now sin the other 3. You know. The 3 you won't be assholes for sinning.
Sam true
I think that was Alka Seltzer in the dude's glass. Remember, he's hung over.
it was alkaseltzer in that dudes glass...i guess im the only other person who stills uses alkaseltzer for hangovers LOL !!!
+Johnny Wellz A well known remedy is to take 4 aspirin before going to bed. Works like a charm
Has to be lemonade😑
Probably trying to find a sin.
He's also got a case of blueballs.
0:42 you joke, but out of all things in this movie, taking a quick nibble just to then swim away is probably the most accurate, realistic display of shark behaviour in this movie. Sharks often only bite humans to taste if they are food, and then let go when they find out they arent,
What I like about the movie is that it's ironically a future documentary of the impacts it has had. Early classic that defined its genre and showed us how much power movies can have.
I think my favourite subtle thing about this movie was in the beach scene (where you sinned MTV) where the beachgoers behind the reporter were waving at the camera. It's such a subtle but totally normal thing that movies nowadays probably wouldn't remember to put in unless it played into the story. I love it! Not to mention old-style acting in general, which I found to be usually much more realistic than nowadays (imperfect lighting, normal looking people, people talking over each other or talking too fast, putting your back to the camera, all those normal life things you don't see in movies anymore)
"Where you sinned MTV." ?..... WTF?
movie triva fun fact; the reporter in that scene is Peter Benchley himself. the guy who wrote the book and most of the screenplay 👍👍👍
Nocturne EXACTLY, now every actor gets that perfect close-up to overly dramatize the moment and what they are suppose to be feeling. So many of today's movies remind me of clips I've seen from those old silent black & white movies.
You really think "old-style acting" is more realistic? They were still figuring out how this movie-making thing works--it's still one of the youngest art forms out there, that's why there's what you call "imperfect lighting." For that matter, since when are people like Judy Garland or Roy Scheider "normal looking?" He's distinctive, I suppose, but not 'normal-looking' by any means. Hollywood has long had a problem with prioritizing looks over technical skill re: acting (from John Wayne to Emma Watson), and it was still so in this era of filmmaking. Come back when you've actually studied "old style acting," and be more specific about what you mean next time.
Now it would have a younger police chief with a barbie wife and far more annoying kids and he would have a six pack and his shirt would be torn so we could see his abs.
Wow. Jaws is a really good movie if CinemaSins can only get 50 Sins outta it.
Rainbow Creeper duh
Technically, 60. They had minus-five twice for the suspense and the fact that it's Jaws.
Brent Dreher yes but let's face it they were really pulling at straws for 50.
The first Pirates of the Caribbean got fifty also with less sins removed.
and spiderman
You actually missed a sin in 2:50 , where you can slightly see Roy Scheider’s face is in the right bottom corner checking directly to the camera in order to give Robert Shaw a signal with his hand seconds later , still JAWS is a masterpiece!
7:57 that childish music for the scene is awesome
Some of these sins seem a bit fishy.
:c
Ah, I see what you did there ;)
Water you talking about?
Ow. that pun hurt.
Way to gill the mood, bruh...
That shark DID NOT look fake in real time when seeing the movie for the first time in a theater in 1975! It pops out for 2 seconds, and everyone is screaming their asses off -- believe me, no one paused a beat and said to themselves, "why, you know something, that effect did not look exactly genuine..." Of course, in the VCR, and now, DVD/Blu days one can replay 2 seconds over and over and say, hey, that looks fake!
That movie had me terrified of sharks swimming in my bedroom at night. Fuggedaboudit!
There's a real shark in the movie, when the person is in the cage and the shark is attacking it. No one dies or gets hurt by it obviously
I think that's the scene all I know is, the real shark is somewhere in the movie in an underwater scene.
The mechanical shark had so many problems that they could barely show it most the film.
I was freaked out watching the damn shark fairly recently and I live near Lake Michigan. And it's FEBRUARY. AND impossible for anything like this to LIVE in said lake. Tho the bull shark Hooper mentioned sure th could live in Lake Michigan.
Land sharks, maybe.
@@Dem0nized yes you see a real shark a few times and you can clearly see it is much smaller.
This shit scared me when I first watched it in 2010 honestly! I was terrified of sharks as a kid so I avoided it for a while but my curiosity got the best of me so when I caved this shit gave me nightmares omg
Just absolutely love these ! Great job 👏
Yeah I'm here late but I think you could now remove 50 sins for Robert Shaw's monologue about WWII. That was some damn fine acting right there even if he was really drunk at the time.
I really disagree that the shark "looks like shit", I feel like it's held up very well considering the almost 45 years
True. The Jaws shark may have been a famously troublesome practical effect but it still looks better than most CG effects for the simple reason that it's really there in the shot :)
One of my favorite movies and I agree it doesn’t look as good and movies right now but it still looks awesome and they name the shark Bruce. That is what the film crew and actors of jaws called the shark.
Even if it is fake, if someone pranked me on the ocean with that thing I'd easily piss myself.
The only mistake they made was having a shot of a real great white that obviously wasn't the fake one and looked far less intimidating
@@bradenmize740 They took the name from Speilberg's attorney
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Michaela Radke yes
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I love this guy ! I literally laugh out loud ! Keep doing these ! You’re the best at it !
Lol
Dude the only scene that made me flinch was the dead body in the water with his eyeball hanging out lol
I watched this movie when I was 12, the scenes when Chrissy was being thrashed around and her screaming "God please help me!" stayed with me all of these years, I'm 54 now.
In the book, it is explained that when she reaches down after the initial attack she feels nothing -- her legs are gone. That's when the shark grabs her again, and why she's angled down. He has her by the arm, then.
@@MayPhoenix but...wouldn't you be very unbalanced without legs trying to swim?
ditto and ditto.
Lemonade, not milk water. I think.
alka-seltzer????
***** I don't know. does it say in the movie?
No....but here's a hung-over guy....just saw what's left of Chrissy.....and was puking.....yeah.....it was probably fizzy alka-seltzer to settle his stomach.
***** Good point.
I love lemonade when im hungover
What's always struck me as kind of fake about THAT 0:28 whole scene is how you don't SEE THE SHARK at all. Now if a shark, particularly one the size that the one in THIS flick is supposed to be, really came THAT CLOSE to the water's surface and was moving around so violently then SOME PART of it - it's nose or a fin - would be sticking out of the water.
8:05 : Lets also not forget that Hooper had the perfect moment to hit the shark when it went by the cage. Instead he just stood there, completely unprepared (the cork was still on the point), and watched. None of them had to die.
If you can do Jaws, then surely you can do Pulp Fiction. Come on Jeremy! Do what's right!
+scockery @ me next time
Of course Tarantino can do wrong. No movie's perfect. That's my whole point though. Jeremy's sinned a great, movie in Jaws. Some even consider it to be a near perfect movie. So if he can do that, then surely he can do Pulp Fiction and the rest of Tarantino's movies as well.
pulp is the best movie
Agreed, while I'm a huge fan of Tarantino, I'd really like to see Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs in one of their videos.
Exactly! For me, it's not about tearing down the movies, it's just nice to see these videos when they're about great movies, and I think it actually pushes Jeremy to try that much harder, which can make for a really great video.
Jaws? that's not a challenge, do The Godfather dammit!
I second that even though the movie is long as hell
I second that even though the movie is long as hell
Better yet, they should do The Godfather: Part III @_@
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Yes goddammit. NO MOVIE IS WITHOUT SIN. Not even a movie considered one of the best.
surprised it wasn't longer but this was 6 years ago..... it's time for a remake of this for sure. light and day in your monologuing
I request an extra sin be added for the lack of dental realism at 4:40 because when Hooper pulls out the tooth the pulls it out pointy end first, and the wood directly under it has no corresponding hole indicating it snapped off when Bruce bit into that particular spot. Sure Sharks loss teeth biting all the time but are they seriously expecting us to believe this one snapped off and embedded itself root-first in the wood after the fact? Methinks not!
Love your vids as always CinemaSins 💙🐱💙
You need to remove one sin.
Shark do prefer people on boards because they have the shape similar to a fish, which is the shark's natural food, unlike human feet which it doesn't recognize as food.
Read about it.
Similar to seals not fish.
not fish, seals.
Hi skep.
I'm inclined to agree with you; humans aren't normally very appetizing to sharks. When they go for a surfer on a board (sub. here 'kid on a raft'), they think they're getting a nice juicy seal. Biting into a human for them is like biting into a burger and getting Brussels sprouts instead; it's why almost all shark attacks are just one or two 'test bites' (nibbles, really), then they spit us out. Damage is done, but nowhere near as much as a full chomp.
Alexis Grunden Bite first, ask questions later.
One of the first jokes that I ever heard in my life was: How do you know that girl from Jaws had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Ohhh... that's just wrong. Funny, but wrong!
I don't know, How DO you know that Chrissie "Sharkbait" had dandruff?
Lol
Joseph Pelletier Still to soon, 😓.
Dee Marie Dubois .th' idiotic shark did not eat the first lady's pussie, stupid shark. 😎😎
I want a sin off for the Dreyfuss line you DIDN'T show, but ALMOST did... where he laughs after the mayor leaves (in front of the billboard) and says he won't stick around in a town where people line up to be a hot lunch. CLASSIC Dreyfuss, up there with the Close Encounters line "Who the hell ARE you people!?!?!?"
I love this guy, been with him for many of years. " SHARKS THAT PLAY WITH THEIR FOOD " LMFAO
You can nitpick about Jaws all you want. It's a cinematic masterpiece with great actors. The best shark film of all time. RIP Robert Shaw and Roy Scheider
@@gvidovaldmanis6377 Jaws: The Revenge is the best shark film of all time
@@gvidovaldmanis6377 No it's Sharknado
@@gvidovaldmanis6377 I can't, I have a compulsion
@@gvidovaldmanis6377 You'd have to be completely brain dead with zero taste to think Jaws 2 is the better than Jaws.
@@leafyutube I changed my mind. I recently watched them both and I liked the first one more.
Alright, time to nitpick a bit. Sharks do tend to "play" with live prey. What they are really doing is first, hit the animal hard and bite down, then release, to stun the animal and cause it to start losing blood, then they'll swing back around and bite down again, shake their head a bit to really open up some wounds, and the third or fourth bite they will actually start feeding. And everyone misses one of the most glaring yet least relevant mistakes, which is the shark in the famous movie poster is not a Great White, but a Mako.
I thought it was a great white with the dentures of a mako?
hth can you tell the difference?
The shark in the poster is positively NOT a mako. Those teeth are far too triangular and not nearly curves and pointy enough to be even remotely close to a mako. Just no way.
@eedd sdsd No, I'm saying the artist who painted the original poster either didn't know it was about a great white, or figured nobody would nortice
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 the Mako has a narrower head and the teeth are quite different than Great Whites
“Those beaches WILL be open this weekend. “ That’s really hitting different mid 2020.
Dude You TOTOALLY missed the opportunity to say, "You're going to need a bigger boat, cliche."!!! SMH 1 million sins...lmao!! keep up the amazing videos!!!