Nobody Should Say This To Their Mom

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  • Опубліковано 22 лют 2018
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    Today on the Terrible Instagram Comedy Show, we talk about Andrea Espada: an innovator in the world of butt-centric comedy, a master of one and a half languages, and a mother of a son who she probably shouldn't involve in her videos the way that she does.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @dudebop8203
    @dudebop8203 4 роки тому +14621

    Plot Twist Amanda put the beer there so that Drew wouldn’t notice she went to Afghanistan.

  • @pplucker9486
    @pplucker9486 4 роки тому +8948

    it isn't her bra because if she has four she's already wearing one...3rd plot twist

  • @lulutunes7496
    @lulutunes7496 3 роки тому +10076

    Drew just doesn’t like these videos cuz his name backwards is “werd”

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 3 роки тому +783

      You’re only saying that because your name backwards is still eve.

    • @scrunklymansoren
      @scrunklymansoren 3 роки тому +191

      nedooG werD

    • @zoinkle4466
      @zoinkle4466 3 роки тому +177

      Da bird bird bird, bird iz da werd

    • @zoinkle4466
      @zoinkle4466 3 роки тому +143

      @Lalith Bharghav Oh, da bird bird bird, da bird iz da werd

    • @deadinside4372
      @deadinside4372 3 роки тому +78

      Danny is kinda "werd" today

  • @feddyfaburr
    @feddyfaburr Рік тому +1141

    The misplaced beep after Amanda swore was peak comedy

  • @alexzablah1455
    @alexzablah1455 5 років тому +3561

    I understand the people offended by the sexualization of the woman, but my question is why the lady has to get approval on how she looks from a pipsqueak five year old even within the context of the video she made.

    • @davidjames-cameron617
      @davidjames-cameron617 5 років тому +349

      Also the fact that thats her son.....her 5 year old son....

    • @faintedtoast1670
      @faintedtoast1670 5 років тому +93

      Sweet home alabama

    • @Z00MZ.DESTINY
      @Z00MZ.DESTINY 5 років тому +5

      Alex Zablah it’s called a joke dipshit

    • @elysereed663
      @elysereed663 5 років тому +146

      QuestOfGames YT not a very funny one

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 5 років тому +43

      QuestOfGames YT whatch your language. Sorry that normal people find this kind of " joke" inappropriate.

  • @robertdowneysyndrome2150
    @robertdowneysyndrome2150 4 роки тому +9080

    Also saying “mamacita” is pretty sexual it’s kinda like a cat call

    • @vanillatea5674
      @vanillatea5674 4 роки тому +168

      i call my mom mamacita-💀

    • @therosejoker3685
      @therosejoker3685 4 роки тому +1073

      @@vanillatea5674 what the fuck

    • @josehernan4466
      @josehernan4466 4 роки тому +580

      Depends on what context, some people call their mom's like that (and not in a sexual way lmao)

    • @vanillatea5674
      @vanillatea5674 4 роки тому +198

      Loubert Hernandez i dont mean it in a sexual way just as a joke lmao

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 4 роки тому +312

      why walk a dog I’m Dominican so I don’t know about other Spanish dialects but to me mamacita is definitely a cat call of sorts I’ve never heard it used towards a family member tho lol

  • @nopeunid
    @nopeunid 3 роки тому +1549

    I thought that when the girls bumped into each other they were just going to keep taking things off until it was just two skeletons arguing.

  • @sydneyanderson8457
    @sydneyanderson8457 3 роки тому +8688

    Okay but did Danny film a “UA-cam video” just for Drew to use in this skit because that’s stinking adorable.

    • @porscheshot2282
      @porscheshot2282 3 роки тому +441

      He literally activated my Alexa 😂

    • @chocolatebar9395
      @chocolatebar9395 3 роки тому +46

      Ikr

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 3 роки тому +352

      I thought it was real till I looked ot up

    • @dylsaster
      @dylsaster 3 роки тому +102

      @@DiamantisHell wait it isn't???

    • @christophercarter9398
      @christophercarter9398 2 роки тому +360

      @@dylsaster the yt vid made by Danny at the first skit at the beginning where he sais Logan Paul punted his dog and the title is “HWAT THE HELL LOGAN PAUL”

  • @GuitarTortilla
    @GuitarTortilla 5 років тому +3066

    Did she say the f word? I couldn’t tell with the exceptional censoring

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 5 років тому +12840

    "Canceling the 14 Shrek sequels they had planned, saying there was simply *too much* interest"

    • @Br_eden_LL
      @Br_eden_LL 5 років тому +65

      No you idiot it's they're

    • @danielguillen8456
      @danielguillen8456 5 років тому +275

      @@Br_eden_LL shut up

    • @charlottejacobi2743
      @charlottejacobi2743 5 років тому +87

      Lol ya'll arguing about grammar

    • @db5094
      @db5094 5 років тому +60

      @@Br_eden_LL shut up its there go learn grammar

    • @Br_eden_LL
      @Br_eden_LL 5 років тому +67

      @@db5094 first of all, wooosh. Second of all, you need to learn grammar yourself. (The difference of its and it's specifically.)

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 3 роки тому +657

    “I think it would be really funny if she like.... froze to death” not how I thought that sentence was going to end lmfao

  • @DarkBrandonnn
    @DarkBrandonnn 3 роки тому +399

    "comment your name backwards"
    My name is natan...

  • @mrlagx
    @mrlagx 4 роки тому +3630

    Girl: "No way!"
    Spanish Subtitles: "OMG"

    • @SonicsOfClubPenguin
      @SonicsOfClubPenguin 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah

    • @najo7511
      @najo7511 3 роки тому +9

      Maybe there's no translation for "No way", so THEY put "OMG". Don't be dumb. It's common sense

    • @user-sx1gf1qc7q
      @user-sx1gf1qc7q 3 роки тому +25

      @@najo7511 i cant tell if ur joking, or just dumb

    • @avocado8137
      @avocado8137 3 роки тому +9

      mrlagx I am Mexican and people say no like just in English.

    • @najo7511
      @najo7511 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrlagx I said "Maybe"!

  • @bruh-mm9dj
    @bruh-mm9dj 5 років тому +2177

    What are you doing... *DESPERATE* ?

  • @MariaTex3
    @MariaTex3 Рік тому +199

    "Txunamy" is a very interesting way to spell a name. Also kinda odd that someone named their child after a type of dangerous natural disaster.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 Рік тому +93

      Other rejected names for this baby include Earfquayk, Turnaddo, and Fawrest Fyre.

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet Рік тому +39

      @@ilikecurry2345 Fawrest Fyre 💀 their parents had a lisp

    • @jobb4854
      @jobb4854 Рік тому +6

      Names in hispanic countries are really weird, like for example Nicole spelled Nickolle

    • @gremloid
      @gremloid 10 місяців тому +3

      i knew someone whose name was pronounced like tyranny

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas 9 місяців тому +5

      ⁠​⁠@@jobb4854ok but that’s not “Hispanic countries” that’s Venezuela (or some other specific country bc I’ve never heard of someone with a name like Nickolle or Txunamy)

  • @featheryfemme
    @featheryfemme 3 роки тому +507

    Drew: I'm not much to look at
    Also Drew: **is Drew**

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +19

      "No no, he's got a point"

  • @alexas.7634
    @alexas.7634 5 років тому +1608

    She tries the "Modern Family" vibe and overplays it.

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 4 роки тому +7

      Omg yeah

    • @froggy3268
      @froggy3268 4 роки тому +33

      Isobel Macdonald modern family did it first and better 🥺

    • @michelelabrador7312
      @michelelabrador7312 4 роки тому +17

      Your Dad I don’t think they were the first to do the ‘spicy Latina’ stereotype

    • @digable_celestial_dwarfs6778
      @digable_celestial_dwarfs6778 4 роки тому +14

      And commits the fatal flaw of not being Sofía Vergara

  • @victoriazamudio7583
    @victoriazamudio7583 4 роки тому +3033

    That wasn't her bra, bc if she only has 4, and three are on the drawer, and she probably is wearing one (the 4th one), then her boyfriend WAS cheating.

    • @jenini7574
      @jenini7574 4 роки тому +152

      Unless she's braless

    • @motiveofenio818
      @motiveofenio818 4 роки тому +105

      @@subekennedy9554 *how do you know this sacred information*

    • @motiveofenio818
      @motiveofenio818 4 роки тому +13

      @sunnie side gacha I'm sure you're fun at partys

    • @motiveofenio818
      @motiveofenio818 4 роки тому +13

      @@realmidzz it's a fucking joke

    • @jazzy7924
      @jazzy7924 4 роки тому +15

      MotiveOfEnio they were staring intensely at her tits .-.

  • @hawkingengineer1987
    @hawkingengineer1987 3 роки тому +218

    My question is, how would she NOT know the bra is hers? I don't know, I've memorized all my clothing.

    • @BizVlogs
      @BizVlogs 2 роки тому

      I don’t sit around memorizing my clothing, life is not a test: it’s the real thing.

    • @ollieollieoxenfree3246
      @ollieollieoxenfree3246 Рік тому +42

      @@BizVlogs women usually don’t own a hundred bras. it’s not hard to remember a few clothes you spent like $30-$40 each on

    • @rat7726
      @rat7726 Рік тому +13

      ​@@ollieollieoxenfree3246 fr tho I have like 3 bras and they each costed 60 dollars
      I have those things memorized from seam to seam

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet Рік тому +8

      @@BizVlogs bruh you seriously don’t see a shirt and think “that’s not my shirt”? You lying lol

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@BizVlogsyou don't need to memorize clothing to recognize it's yours LMFAOOO

  • @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
    @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers Рік тому +58

    sometimes ill just watch a old Drew Gooden video because i can

  • @bruhloved4267
    @bruhloved4267 5 років тому +9702

    son: *points to his mom* now thats MY kind of girl!
    *S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 4 роки тому +32

      ineffablesbians ROLL TIDE!

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 4 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 4 роки тому +59

      Y E A H I M C O M I N H O M E T O Y O U

    • @thenormalpsycho4198
      @thenormalpsycho4198 4 роки тому +57

      *W H E R E T H E S K I E S A R E B L U E*

    • @Distorted_Toaster
      @Distorted_Toaster 4 роки тому +52

      Its a mix of the sex offender shuffle and sweet home Alabama

  • @em7178
    @em7178 4 роки тому +5690

    the “cute boy” in the fight skit looked like one of those boys in 3rd grade with the awkwardly spiky gelled hair and the plaid button up shirts

  • @big-mac-curry6371
    @big-mac-curry6371 3 роки тому +160

    8:30 I honestly believed when it said she ran out of toilet paper then she put on pants I thought it would be like “oh no now my pants are all brown from my crap because I didn’t wipe”

  • @robertdoherty2001
    @robertdoherty2001 3 роки тому +90

    “Pretty funny for a 14-year old”.
    “No, man; he’s married”
    “What? That’s sick”
    “He’s 26!”
    “No he isn’t”.

  • @sapphiremarie7600
    @sapphiremarie7600 5 років тому +5733

    "I understand it's like clickbait and stuff, but I just think it would be really funny if she, like, froze to death."
    He said it so chill, I just about died.

  • @quiche_lorraine
    @quiche_lorraine 4 роки тому +931

    So the second video said "ladies dont be desperate", yet the first video showed the mom changing into tighter "sexier" clothing to impress... a child?? 🤨😂

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 3 роки тому +43

    2:35 “You can do better”
    “Why not?”
    Yes, that is how humans talk.

    • @CrazedKasaJizo
      @CrazedKasaJizo 2 роки тому +11

      I think she meant why is it not good, or something like that, plus it’s clearly not her native language so I can give it a pass

    • @hshehhsheh1699
      @hshehhsheh1699 4 місяці тому

      this is how google translate thinks humans talk

  • @filipjecz
    @filipjecz Рік тому +23

    I know that this is YEARS too late but that beginning skit deserves its own movie.

  • @merh94
    @merh94 5 років тому +2830

    Okay but you RECOGNIZE your bras those things cost like $50.

    • @Liz-0804
      @Liz-0804 5 років тому +206

      Mehr Patni I think he was getting at the fact that how could she not recognize her own bra when she only has 4, you would recognize the pattern on your own bra🤣

    • @aeugchad
      @aeugchad 5 років тому +16

      Mehr Patni What the fuck really?

    • @guen4413
      @guen4413 5 років тому +55

      @@aeugchad if you want a nice one

    • @lelnope30
      @lelnope30 5 років тому +114

      @@guen4413 Even "cheaper" ones are pretty expensive. That's why a lot of women only have a few bras, like less than 10. $30+ for a bra is expensive, so you end up just buying a few good ones and maybe some cheap cloth sports bras for home if you need to wear one for company. Sports bras can be very expensive too, but there are some super basic ones you can get that barely do anything lol

    • @melissalonla
      @melissalonla 5 років тому +60

      @@lelnope30 10 bras? Hahahahhahahahaha how rich are you tho?

  • @khadijahmuhammad4771
    @khadijahmuhammad4771 4 роки тому +6042

    Son: "That's my type of girl"
    *Oedipus has entered the group chat

    • @chickengirl6814
      @chickengirl6814 4 роки тому +27

      Khadijah Muhammad i....

    • @Nick-nx4ye
      @Nick-nx4ye 4 роки тому +53

      IM SCREAMING

    • @simonkemfors
      @simonkemfors 4 роки тому +179

      He stabbed out his eyes when he found out he had married his mom

    • @jacobigunsalus5061
      @jacobigunsalus5061 4 роки тому +126

      @@simonkemfors fine, _Freud_ has left the group chat

    • @datnigwr
      @datnigwr 4 роки тому +4

      XDDD

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 3 роки тому +534

    Why did she name her child tsunami? And why did she spell it with an x?
    Imagine naming your child Eaxthquake.

  • @ianhruday9584
    @ianhruday9584 3 роки тому +110

    Drew's comedy has improved markedly over the last couple years. This video is kind of funny, but I can always tell when I'm watching an old video, especially if I've been watching his recent videos.

  • @hopeschannel
    @hopeschannel 6 років тому +4968

    cheating? in an instagram *comedy* video? wow what a concept.

    • @BryMakesArt
      @BryMakesArt 6 років тому +7

      hope I see you a lot on Drew's videos

    • @joeluigi2008
      @joeluigi2008 6 років тому +60

      hope *instagram boom sound effect

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 6 років тому +64

      It's seriously impressive how shamelessly unoriginal Instagram comedians are.

    • @007turtle1239
      @007turtle1239 6 років тому +35

      hope Cheating and domestic abuse with nothing added on is a beautiful formula for comedy.

    • @exexex2754
      @exexex2754 6 років тому +5

      STOP FOLLOWING ME

  • @applemcdonald5972
    @applemcdonald5972 5 років тому +3882

    *slaps roof of instagram video*
    this bad boy can fit so many twists in it

    • @ethan4307
      @ethan4307 5 років тому +22

      this bad boy can fit so many *THUD* s in it

    • @swordslash50
      @swordslash50 5 років тому +7

      I did not know I needed this

    • @monke6166
      @monke6166 5 років тому +4

      This is underrated

    • @ThatOneGuy0812
      @ThatOneGuy0812 5 років тому +1

      Vixian The SpiritDragon it is

    • @connor4476
      @connor4476 5 років тому +1

      BITCH I ALWAYS BEEN BAD

  • @snh2k4
    @snh2k4 3 роки тому +25

    8:50 how did she get to the gas station when the car was out of gas..... ✨magic✨

    • @StrawsberryYT
      @StrawsberryYT Рік тому +3

      Could've been close by, plus that light is usually a warning that you're almost out of gas, so she still Could've made it to a gas station in time

  • @akashj8204
    @akashj8204 3 роки тому +23

    Mr Lamp is most probably the most versatile actor I've ever seen!

  • @Big_Steve11
    @Big_Steve11 5 років тому +14239

    Who names a kid Tsunami? What's her brother's name, Hurricane?

  • @DiMagnolia
    @DiMagnolia 4 роки тому +2957

    I guess as long as you're attractive and loud, it counts as comedy?

    • @penutbutter8650
      @penutbutter8650 4 роки тому +64

      Only on Instagram tho

    • @TheFrostyMan21
      @TheFrostyMan21 4 роки тому +37

      @@penutbutter8650 ehhhh not so sure about that. youtube is a home for all these Instagram refugees. they think that cause they are popular on Instagram they can make it on this site. sigh

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 3 роки тому +11

      penut butter literally half the cast of modern family, so not just insta 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @Beavis-ej3ny
      @Beavis-ej3ny 3 роки тому +48

      SSSniperwolf

    • @ackerwoman16
      @ackerwoman16 3 роки тому +37

      @@TheFrostyMan21 * cough * Lele Pons * cough *

  • @dankmemewannabe7692
    @dankmemewannabe7692 Рік тому +14

    I’m scared of her career but I find it cute that they spelled the way she said “speak” as “espeak”

  • @mamaumbridge2272
    @mamaumbridge2272 2 роки тому +34

    actually, at 3:52 it would be more realistic for the kid to get slapped/yelled at when he told his mom “jeez did you gain weight?”

  • @b3nt079
    @b3nt079 4 роки тому +3627

    I really wonder who'd ever think about making their underage son who likely has no idea whats happening or what they're saying to flirt with his mother on social media

    • @ihategachalife679
      @ihategachalife679 3 роки тому +12

      Ikr...
      ....btw....

    • @koreaois4652
      @koreaois4652 3 роки тому +8

      @@camrynr4836 what did they say

    • @koreaois4652
      @koreaois4652 3 роки тому +3

      @@camrynr4836 ok

    • @potatochip422
      @potatochip422 3 роки тому +15

      K I Y O T A K A. I S H I M A R U

    • @eveleen.
      @eveleen. 3 роки тому +5

      @@potatochip422 ah yes i see you are a another person of culture

  • @caiorezei
    @caiorezei 4 роки тому +6950

    "haven't drank a beer since my thirteenth birthday"
    My dude, seeing you open that bottle with a knife with almost no effort makes me feel like you may be lying. 🤔

    • @beholdandfearme
      @beholdandfearme 4 роки тому +529

      It was the fact that there was only one in the fridge that gave it away for me. Nobody buys a 1 pack of beer.

    • @james_medlin
      @james_medlin 4 роки тому +55

      Arnold Harding wow so smart

    • @beholdandfearme
      @beholdandfearme 4 роки тому +159

      @@james_medlin thanks dude!

    • @itsmarioibc
      @itsmarioibc 4 роки тому +94

      @@beholdandfearme maybe his wife's the drinker

    • @starsoftiee
      @starsoftiee 4 роки тому +115

      I can’t figure out if this thread is a joke or not lol

  • @baileyj7968
    @baileyj7968 Рік тому +131

    I love how Drew was like “she only owns four bras??” as if that’s strange. Bras are expensive. I own 5 or 6, I think

    • @skyloren4752
      @skyloren4752 Рік тому +95

      I'm pretty sure it wasn't the fact that she owned four bras, I think it was the fact that she owned four and we were supposed to believe that she wouldn't recognise one, or at least find it plausible enough to be funny

  • @elk1827
    @elk1827 2 роки тому +15

    9:52 Idk why but I found that hilarious

  • @anthonywagner8882
    @anthonywagner8882 4 роки тому +1688

    I called my mom "Mamacita" once when I was 8 because the mexican neighbors called her that all the time and they said it meant "Fair lady" lmfaoo

  • @crystaldawn9188
    @crystaldawn9188 4 роки тому +527

    Okay literally two years late, but you just set off my Alexa lol

    • @excuseu2563
      @excuseu2563 4 роки тому +6

      Lol same

    • @schmerin95
      @schmerin95 3 роки тому +2

      Same!

    • @spenceryang3400
      @spenceryang3400 3 роки тому +10

      I'm 3 years late lol 😂

    • @zach9227
      @zach9227 3 роки тому +14

      Just fricken started playing the star spangled banner at 7 in the morning

    • @Mid-97
      @Mid-97 3 роки тому +2

      3 years late

  • @maxwellmartin5452
    @maxwellmartin5452 Рік тому +5

    drew you made my alexa play the national anthem at the beginning of this video

  • @chhavimonga
    @chhavimonga 11 місяців тому +6

    I remember watching this video when it was first posted in early 2018, Drew had like under 200,000 subscribes back then, it's so amazing to see how far he's come !!

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 4 роки тому +3088

    ”I think it would be really funny if she froze to death.”
    ― Drew Gooden, 2018

    • @biostar4
      @biostar4 4 роки тому +45

      But... but... the video is 2018?

    • @cloud-lw6np
      @cloud-lw6np 4 роки тому +31

      The video was posted in February 2018 if you didnt see the first reply

    • @karlovisttimes8271
      @karlovisttimes8271 3 роки тому +3

      420 likes

    • @ia490
      @ia490 3 роки тому +1

      Holy shit I read this just as I saw it

    • @FirstLast-cw6tz
      @FirstLast-cw6tz 3 роки тому

      This didn’t age well

  • @ER-bt8kr
    @ER-bt8kr 4 роки тому +1948

    The Son: That's my type of girl!
    Me: *Gets out Guitar* There once was a man named Oedipus-

    • @micaelaproano7341
      @micaelaproano7341 4 роки тому +94

      Rex you might have heard about his odd complex-

    • @cinnamon9174
      @cinnamon9174 4 роки тому +38

      unknowning unknown and Alabama was created

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 3 роки тому +22

      And he killed himself when he found out it was his mother.

    • @thecamerayoongithrew2477
      @thecamerayoongithrew2477 3 роки тому +7

      Who is Oedipus?
      Can anyone tell me the story by any chance?

    • @pinglabitoria5992
      @pinglabitoria5992 3 роки тому +23

      @@thecamerayoongithrew2477 Its about a guy who fucked his mom and poked his eyes when he found out it was his mom

  • @heatherperleberg7816
    @heatherperleberg7816 3 роки тому +75

    I love how sad the fridge looks, like its literally just a bunch of condiments and 1 beer, with a bunch of empty space. He could by many more beer if he sold the dollar.

    • @NIN0ID
      @NIN0ID 2 роки тому +3

      SOLD THE DOLLAR

    • @Eric.Clarkeman
      @Eric.Clarkeman 2 роки тому +6

      @@NIN0ID well yeah it has a lot of value, it has a picture on the first president on it

    • @rotroom
      @rotroom Рік тому +2

      sorry i know this is old but the phrase "sold the dollar" is the funniest thing i have ever heard

  • @Callme.christiee
    @Callme.christiee 3 роки тому +12

    when you tagged the police and fbi, i completely lost it and almost choked on my pizza LMAOOO love you drew

  • @pagesummer7628
    @pagesummer7628 4 роки тому +24071

    I would like to ask you politely to give a warning before this video. It is currently 3am and your Alexa triggered the Alexa in my room, that is hooked up to all the other speakers in my house, to play the national anthem at an incredibly loud volume waking every living soul in the area with the patriotic song of our country. What wasn’t patriotic was the grounding I’ve received from my parents.

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 5 років тому +3129

    I’m not saying that this woman has sex with her kid...
    *But I’m not not saying it.*

  • @TwoMuchBula
    @TwoMuchBula Рік тому +14

    8:55 wait how the fuck did she get her car to the gas station if it was out of gas

    • @ur_localdumblonde
      @ur_localdumblonde 9 місяців тому +1

      very lucky

    • @kasarina5880
      @kasarina5880 6 місяців тому +1

      Most cars can run on empty for 20-40 miles..
      It's just extremely terrible for your car and you shouldn't do that unless you absolutely have to ^^

  • @novem1865
    @novem1865 3 роки тому +42

    Him putting the sensor after Amanda swears made me laugh out loud

  • @stoophanie9023
    @stoophanie9023 5 років тому +2318

    my name backwards is gerg

    • @SpagEddie8113
      @SpagEddie8113 5 років тому +125

      I’m gerg and nwotsitruk

    • @seanisgone5413
      @seanisgone5413 5 років тому +130

      Fastest growing community on the internet.
      DON'T look that up.

    • @hailey9034
      @hailey9034 5 років тому +14

      Sean Smith army

    • @lildeskchair8026
      @lildeskchair8026 5 років тому +26

      @@SpagEddie8113 aye Kurtistown

    • @kira7485
      @kira7485 5 років тому +2

      Arak

  • @SmartArtzzz
    @SmartArtzzz 6 років тому +2336

    What in the Oedipus complex

  • @homeworldsys
    @homeworldsys 2 роки тому +3

    why did i just realize this is the royalty family before they called themselves the royalty family

  • @python1972
    @python1972 Рік тому +2

    I find it funny how nobody ever commented on Drews bong below his tv to the right at 1:21

  • @Ryder-md1cs
    @Ryder-md1cs 5 років тому +2295

    "I think it would be like really funny if she froze to death." - Drew Gooden, 2018

  • @uncertain_zee
    @uncertain_zee 4 роки тому +655

    ...if it was her bra.. she did put it in there and just, what, forgot?

    • @mariamgomaa1242
      @mariamgomaa1242 4 роки тому +16

      .........Oh my *god*

    • @dedusmuln
      @dedusmuln 4 роки тому +33

      i dont know how she could even do that lmfao,, bras are expensive af

    • @griffinhillner3501
      @griffinhillner3501 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe he tried to steal it and say she put it there? Idk how he would’ve thought he could convince her but that’s my best guess.

    • @flor7046
      @flor7046 3 роки тому +8

      no, actually, the guy would be cheating, cause she would be wearing the one "missing"

    • @ackerwoman16
      @ackerwoman16 3 роки тому

      Exactly
      Who tf doesn't remember their bras??!!

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 3 роки тому +31

    His opening skit is more creative than almost half of every Tiktok and Instagram content.

  • @mohanmaheedharnerella1586
    @mohanmaheedharnerella1586 3 роки тому +26

    Now they are doing videos for children called ' The Royalty family'.

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 2 роки тому

      He talked about them in his prank video

  • @clinicallymanic
    @clinicallymanic 6 років тому +7965

    Wouldn't she be wearing the 4th bra?

    • @poopboobfoot3478
      @poopboobfoot3478 6 років тому +1565

      Plot twist number three: she actually had five bras

    • @TeddymanYT
      @TeddymanYT 6 років тому +342

      luna NO WAY DUDEEE

    • @dreapp9210
      @dreapp9210 6 років тому +129

      she actually has 5 drew got it wrong

    • @supernintendofan778
      @supernintendofan778 6 років тому +146

      You really expect this woman to wear a bra? If she's not wearing a bra then why else will children watch these videos?

    • @catboyhotline
      @catboyhotline 6 років тому +135

      Who tf wears bras at home?

  • @jarondratman
    @jarondratman 6 років тому +536

    I appreciate how much use you've gotten out of the dollar bill on your wall.

    • @mrninjagon270
      @mrninjagon270 6 років тому +9

      ClassyCraft57 it's an amazing life hack!

    • @jarondratman
      @jarondratman 6 років тому +34

      Mr Ninjagon "Amanda, check out this lifehack! I pinned a dollar bill to the wall so now we'll always know we have at least one dollar!"

  • @LemuelDunleavy
    @LemuelDunleavy 3 роки тому +16

    4:30 has got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sayuwuifyoudonttalktowomen4891
    @sayuwuifyoudonttalktowomen4891 3 роки тому +7

    8:27 I love how he just misses the bleep

  • @anna-fn2pi
    @anna-fn2pi 4 роки тому +2104

    "I think it would be really funny if she froze to death."
    -Danny Gooden, 2019

    • @asbestos-freecomedy
      @asbestos-freecomedy 4 роки тому +15

      This gideo wasn't from 2019

    • @anna-fn2pi
      @anna-fn2pi 4 роки тому +17

      @@asbestos-freecomedy whatever

    • @asbestos-freecomedy
      @asbestos-freecomedy 4 роки тому +67

      @@anna-fn2pi that's the spirit

    • @anna-fn2pi
      @anna-fn2pi 4 роки тому +4

      @@asbestos-freecomedy Lol thanks? 😂

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 4 роки тому +29

      @Asbestos-Free Comedy
      I laughed harder than I should have at "that's the spirit".

  • @dootdoot6130
    @dootdoot6130 6 років тому +581

    Not shreks 5-18!

    • @nthnfanboi
      @nthnfanboi 6 років тому +20

      We still have Shrek 19

    • @vmp916
      @vmp916 6 років тому +14

      Too much interest

    • @calabiyau9269
      @calabiyau9269 6 років тому +4

      shrek 12: heeeeres shrek

    • @stoneseabolt
      @stoneseabolt 6 років тому +2

      The wait will never be ogre at this point :( I was so Shrekcited.

    • @swankypants9366
      @swankypants9366 6 років тому +2

      Shrenk 4.7: A Sprongle in Dongle

  • @cleanremarks
    @cleanremarks 3 роки тому +13

    Still waiting on Amanda's thirst trap Instagram channel and Drew's reluctant participation in skits.

  • @nicolah.6454
    @nicolah.6454 3 роки тому +4

    I always look forward to seeing what Drew has on his monitor. The one in this video doesn't disappoint.

  • @Swordprincess777
    @Swordprincess777 5 років тому +950

    You'd think that if she only had 4 bras she'd know what they looked like

    • @aligoo4638
      @aligoo4638 5 років тому +15

      You’d think you’d realise he already says that

    • @lilystuart2077
      @lilystuart2077 5 років тому +42

      She obviously owns 5 cuz she’s wearing one...

    • @shreeyastache
      @shreeyastache 5 років тому +8

      Sora as a girl, i only own 5 (lol) and don’t remember them all.

    • @cybirbandroid5762
      @cybirbandroid5762 5 років тому +7

      I mean.. I can tell which bras are mine vs which are my sister's when I visit her, and if the lady in the video only has 5, I think she'd be able to tell 😅

    • @shreeyastache
      @shreeyastache 5 років тому +10

      Killer Duck
      Honestly, for one, finding a bra that fits nice is hard. Either they’re uncomfortable, too tight, weird material, too loose, cups too big, band to big, straps too long and a bunch of stuff. I deadass spend hours finding the bra. Now, I own like 15 ish bras, but out of those, 5 are actually the ones that fit me right. I’ll buy them and think they’re fine, but some issue ends up happening.
      also, im not sure I can describe it well, but after wearing a bra in, it’s so much better. like, ill wear it for a week just because it’s nice and worn in. washing it kinda ruins that.
      and bras really don’t get dirty tbh. like yeah, be sanitary and wash them. ill go for most a week without washing my bra, but not in the summer (sweat).
      it’s a bit unhygienic but bra shopping is so damn hard.

  • @jimmypratt
    @jimmypratt 5 років тому +969

    Also I like how the girl says “no way!” and then it says OMG in the translation

    • @gianna8110
      @gianna8110 5 років тому +30

      Jimmy Prattipuss the coward of all battles ever and she also says “hi!” And the caption said “como estats ” LMAO

    • @neptoro_o0o
      @neptoro_o0o 5 років тому +1

      @@gianna8110 hahaha I didn't even notice that

  • @Tara-jt2nc
    @Tara-jt2nc Рік тому +2

    You made my alexa play national anthem

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 10 місяців тому +4

    I'm under the suspicion that cutiesvid is (or was, I'm sure it was deactivated a long old time ago) not run by humans at all, but rather an algorithm that detects if an Instagram video has pretty women in it, steals it, reuploads it, and changes the caption to basic comment-baiting jargon like "Comment your name backwards 💖" or "Comment the word "HOT" letter by letter 💖" as opposed to the original caption, which was "the struggles of a HOT MOM".

  • @InternetSuperstarDavidElliott
    @InternetSuperstarDavidElliott 6 років тому +16516

    *Its so nice of Drew to have created UA-cam, you'd think more people would have joined by now though*

    • @snowshad0w
      @snowshad0w 6 років тому +109

      I feel like if anything... more people are leaving hmmm

    • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
      @hiitsnicetomeetyou 6 років тому +312

      Yeah. It's really nice of him to keep making videos even though nobody else is on here.

    • @jazzy_jayyy5718
      @jazzy_jayyy5718 6 років тому +220

      I wonder if there will ever be other youtubers. So far he's the only one

    • @InternetSuperstarDavidElliott
      @InternetSuperstarDavidElliott 6 років тому +39

      backbone jones everything you write between two asterix symbols becomes *T H I C C*

    • @TheDeadMeme27
      @TheDeadMeme27 6 років тому +15

      backbone jones example: * SUCC * = *SUCC*

  • @Aubreykittrell
    @Aubreykittrell 6 років тому +344

    Amanda’s bleep/censoring was a fantastic touch

  • @thatfunnyguytown2876
    @thatfunnyguytown2876 Рік тому +1

    dont worry drew you taking those 2 beers was just your canon event

  • @adharagacha
    @adharagacha Рік тому +1

    5:21 THE NOSTALGIA OF THAT BOOK BRO

  • @frnksfrthmmrs2508
    @frnksfrthmmrs2508 5 років тому +8601

    *why do I feel like drew just filled that beer bottle with water*

  • @Guy25096
    @Guy25096 4 роки тому +2469

    How to properly censor:
    Get the part where they cuss
    Play the beep sound after they cuss
    Easy as 1 2 demonization

    • @latedawns1797
      @latedawns1797 3 роки тому +10

      You’re a bot!

    • @Rie_Bot
      @Rie_Bot 3 роки тому +24

      @@latedawns1797 a discord bot name lol, i think this guys a real person

    • @latedawns1797
      @latedawns1797 3 роки тому +7

      Riya yeah Ik

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 2 роки тому +40

      It kills me that no one has replied yet on "demonization" instead of "demonetization," I just perished away from laughing so hard. You just made my whole day. 😂

    • @slimegood9192
      @slimegood9192 2 роки тому

      @@latedawns1797 the math isnt mathing

  • @spencerjones7985
    @spencerjones7985 3 роки тому

    So happy to hear about the podcast I hope it really blows up

  • @AutTheWizard
    @AutTheWizard 3 роки тому +8

    Bruh 3 years late but it's midnight and my alexa started playing the star spangled banner... Thanks

  • @izzy3120
    @izzy3120 4 роки тому +739

    8:25 now THAT was some effective censorship

  • @bennyfruit6124
    @bennyfruit6124 4 роки тому +2242

    She’s like a discount Lele Pons. Interesting, didn’t know it got worse than Lele.

  • @ayangyi
    @ayangyi 2 роки тому +3

    to be fair nice bras are ridiculously expensive so i do indeed have only four bras

  • @ruanramon1
    @ruanramon1 3 роки тому +15

    2:46 Werd Nedoog

  • @alaskaroller2192
    @alaskaroller2192 4 роки тому +887

    Jesus Christ, that off time bleep actually killed me. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

    • @SunflowerMidori
      @SunflowerMidori 11 місяців тому

      ITS AN ONGOING CHANNEL JOKE WHY DOES NOBODY CATCH ONTO THIS HE DOES IT IN SO MANY VIDEOS (im not trying to be mean just in case your'e a TriGgErReD sNoWfLaKe)

  • @abbypipes4875
    @abbypipes4875 5 років тому +2466

    Ummm, why do those AirPods in the background have wires?

    • @louds0ft593
      @louds0ft593 5 років тому +117

      oh my god maybe it's the new version!!!!! ❤️❤️😍😍🔥🔥😎😎

    • @tiny-monsterz16
      @tiny-monsterz16 5 років тому +27

      @@babress3119 ugh for real

    • @pumpkineater6910
      @pumpkineater6910 5 років тому

      Abby Pipes приходи

    • @crystalvitagliano6381
      @crystalvitagliano6381 5 років тому

      Abby Pipes idk

    • @dedooriated1997
      @dedooriated1997 5 років тому +29

      Omg he's probably working for the FBI so he gets the unreleased Airpods 2

  • @PackRatGirl
    @PackRatGirl Рік тому

    Can't wait to catch up on all the podcast episodes

  • @vectorquantity2727
    @vectorquantity2727 Рік тому +3

    8:29 did anyone notice how deliberately drew did the editing so that the slur and the beep are not even coordinating

  • @a11933
    @a11933 6 років тому +3746

    So....who put the bra in his bag then?

  • @juliak5993
    @juliak5993 5 років тому +1927

    Hey drew, can you tell us in a video where you got them curves? Cause *DAMN*

  • @WickedKatze
    @WickedKatze 10 місяців тому +2

    her child's name is TXUNAMY

  • @Quincy_Morris
    @Quincy_Morris Рік тому +2

    0:21 the Chairem anime crossover we didn’t know we needed.

  • @justincruz5720
    @justincruz5720 4 роки тому +697

    Censored AFTER she said the swear. Hilarious.

    • @ihategachalife679
      @ihategachalife679 3 роки тому +13

      Poor Amanda...on the phone, and Drew interrupting her...

    • @IGORSONLYONE
      @IGORSONLYONE 3 роки тому +6

      @@ihategachalife679 your name explains my life

    • @mysteryname6792
      @mysteryname6792 3 роки тому +4

      I was thinking that lol

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 3 роки тому +3

      @@ihategachalife679 why do you hate gacha life? Know what, nevermind I'm not getting in an online argument today

    • @navivaldez6240
      @navivaldez6240 3 роки тому +1

      @@sincerecinnamon yo mama.

  • @Bella-ez3hl
    @Bella-ez3hl 4 роки тому +3462

    ok so if that blonde lady was a guy and that little boy was a girl, we’d have a whole new problem on our hands

  • @zamatez6857
    @zamatez6857 3 роки тому +5

    Those fireworks sound like someone with slippery hands trying to hold a balloon