Iran Deal: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @randompineapple616
    @randompineapple616 6 років тому +7881

    Are you kidding me?! Liechtenstein is adorable. They sent out an army of 80 men and came back with 81 because they made a friend.

    • @skylerricketts7392
      @skylerricketts7392 6 років тому +223

      I love Liechtenstein XD amazing

    • @berkpick
      @berkpick 6 років тому +851

      -1 causality is probably the best military outcome ever.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 6 років тому +70

      Berkeley Pickell -1 causality is actually the reason many wars are being fought in the first place ;P

    • @noeherrera8248
      @noeherrera8248 6 років тому +84

      I would call that a military success

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 5 років тому +106

      @The Godless I mean, it's not like we can do anything about the substance. That's why we get our news from comedy shows. Without the laughs, it'd just be depressing that we live in a dystopia of stupidity.

  • @MrRad
    @MrRad 3 роки тому +528

    Talkin' Tehran is an amazing bit. I love how every celebrity in Hollywood is willing to do jokes for him.

    • @davidhardiment6049
      @davidhardiment6049 3 роки тому +38

      I wish it was real, I'd subscribe for sure.

    • @poltronafrau
      @poltronafrau 2 роки тому +2

      NO YOU SHUT UP!

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 2 роки тому +40

      My favorite is Helen Miren reading both the book of Peter Rabbit and the US report on torture!

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 2 роки тому +9

      I'd listen to that shit LOL

    • @justincanu9153
      @justincanu9153 2 роки тому +11

      I was disappointed to find out it wasn't real, Big Money Salvia would've said fuck it and made an episode of an actual podcast just for the sake of the joke.

  • @ImanRamezani
    @ImanRamezani 6 років тому +588

    As an Iranian, loved reading all comments, the new generation is a really good hope for us all. Actually was surprised at first for not seeing any nonsense hate comments which is great. I have many friends from US, but I don’t remember asking or thinking about our government’s policies when we made friends. I believe there are 2 sides which must be kept separated, people and governments.. peace out

    • @junnuravikumar
      @junnuravikumar 6 років тому +3

      what so you say about the "right to dress for women" ? #whereisshe .
      you can never keep state and people separate. it is because of your taxes ,your supreme leader is able to say anything. #dumbIrandeal .

    • @ImanRamezani
      @ImanRamezani 6 років тому +90

      junnu ravi kumar we have so many stupid laws like the way women must dress, compulsory hijab, not allowing women to enter stadiums.. and the list goes on and on.. I understand your point and I’m agreed. What I said is more of a desire. Trust me, we do not want to be compared with our gov. We respect every country’s flag, we don’t burn it. What everyone sees is gov people doing it and showing to the World. I always feel ashamed watching these behaviors. I’m sorry to all American fellows. I’m sure good days are yet to come.

    • @djoker124
      @djoker124 6 років тому +35

      junnu ravi kumar Bro if you are indian you have bigger issues to take care in your own country #where'smybeef

    • @user-vw2jq3to5e
      @user-vw2jq3to5e 6 років тому +7

      Be nazar-e man, Iraanian mehrbaan, mehmaan tavaaz, va dustaane hastand :)

    • @puddlemini
      @puddlemini 6 років тому +11

      As an Indian, I agree. Also, our countries have had good relations; there's no need to point at external problems when we have our own issues to contend with in-state.

  • @180degreesfor20minutes
    @180degreesfor20minutes 2 роки тому +434

    Four years later, and I'm still haunted by the grief of Talkin' Tehran not being real.

  • @bananawal8215
    @bananawal8215 6 років тому +1929

    To the writer who spent over 50 minutes for the skateboarding jokes
    Thank you for existing

    • @VallartaPete
      @VallartaPete 6 років тому +29

      BANA Nawal I came here to find out if the writer got it right...cause I know shit about boards
      Thank you

    • @1prozzak6616
      @1prozzak6616 5 років тому +13

      John seemed so angry about it, too, lmao.

    • @Richardwhiskey23
      @Richardwhiskey23 5 років тому

      Dan o brian

    • @vineetgiri9570
      @vineetgiri9570 5 років тому +17

      I am the writer. Thank you soooo much ❤

    • @driptoffen3604
      @driptoffen3604 5 років тому +2

      @@vineetgiri9570 where you from in India?

  • @bradleyogilvie8869
    @bradleyogilvie8869 6 років тому +2395

    I have a plan: just rename it “the Trump-Iran Deal” so he thinks it was his accomplishment and he’ll keep it

    • @sbbs3534
      @sbbs3534 6 років тому +72

      Bradley Ogilvie oh that'sa good one

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 6 років тому +123

      Bradley Ogilvie that might actually work.

    • @Pecisk
      @Pecisk 6 років тому +40

      I am all for it. I think Obama is all for it. Whatever we can save the deal.

    • @Elvesflame
      @Elvesflame 6 років тому +115

      But there's still "Iran" there. Just call it "the Trump Deal" and he'll fight tooth and nail to defend it.

    • @bobjoe109
      @bobjoe109 6 років тому +77

      Even better: have someone propose the exact same deal we currently have but call it the "Trump Deal" and see if he falls for it lol

  • @shy_yawn
    @shy_yawn 5 років тому +2064

    the skateboard joke roughly translates to “i’d put rougher griptape on the nose of my board so my foot doesn’t slip up if I start falling during a nose grind” for the 5 people scrolling this far down the comments

    • @deathwitheponine
      @deathwitheponine 5 років тому +133

      Shayan how dare you concisely deconstruct a joke that cost some poor beleaguered writer fifty precious minutes to craft.

    • @jamesscannell7951
      @jamesscannell7951 5 років тому +30

      Shayan thank you very much. I needed that

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 4 роки тому +17

      You are the kind of person the world needs

    • @fjlkagudpgo4884
      @fjlkagudpgo4884 4 роки тому +11

      yes this skateboard joke is fascinating

    • @nohandlemebruh
      @nohandlemebruh 4 роки тому +14

      Is it weird that I cant talk that way, but I can perfectly understand skateboarder lingo?

  • @lugiagaurdien773
    @lugiagaurdien773 5 років тому +697

    as a person who was or in Iran and lived there for 9 years, I can say that pizza hat is amazing

    • @ps3master72
      @ps3master72 5 років тому +13

      What kind of pizza did they have? What did it taste like?

    • @lugiagaurdien773
      @lugiagaurdien773 5 років тому +45

      They had the double stuffed peperoni and it tasted like peperoni just that it had two more peperonis on it like a sandwich.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 5 років тому +37

      @@ps3master72 asking how things taste is still a question that amazes me to this day

    • @LeanMan82
      @LeanMan82 5 років тому +4

      Can I ask you something, how do Iranians feel about Iran deal being taken out? Relief? Alienated? Annoyed? so forth.

    • @lugiagaurdien773
      @lugiagaurdien773 5 років тому +29

      It becomes scarier. We have a feeling that the government is going to do what Russia did in the cold war and spend all of their money on the military than on the people. The price of bread has skyrocketed and so has everything else. We are screwed. Recently the Iranian air force attacked an American Battleship in the Persian Golf. If the Government keeps going like this we might end up in war, with nothing to eat. We will literally become Syria. Some of the tax money is used to help out other countries. I personally see I lot of correlation between today's Iran and the USSR in the cold war. To sum things up, the Government isn't spending its money on the people but on the military and other countries. The people have to pay thousands of rial to buy bread and the Government will most likely start to invest all of the countries money into nuclear weapons. The military has been attacking neutral ships and it looks like we are going into imminent war.

  • @UltimateStarky
    @UltimateStarky 6 років тому +401

    I want the Catheter Cowboy to start invading all commercials from now on.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 6 років тому +9

      2ShyShy, I want the Catheter Cowboy to start invading your dreams. With a catheter.

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 6 років тому +492

    Thank you so much, HBO, for releasing these. We really do appreciate them. Keep up the fantastic work.

    • @joeblow6377
      @joeblow6377 6 років тому

      Shadow Heart
      Fuck HBO and John Oliver. British twat apologist for Iran speaking for Americans.. wtf?!!

    • @dj4650
      @dj4650 6 років тому +13

      Joe Blow its a RUSSIAN!!! What’s up Joe? How’s Vladimir?

    • @dj4650
      @dj4650 6 років тому +6

      Angry Matt so I guess YOU can tell me how Vladimir is?

    • @dj4650
      @dj4650 6 років тому +4

      Angry Matt 🇷🇺 🌈🇺🇸🖕🏽

    • @patrickguinnane
      @patrickguinnane 6 років тому +4

      Not sure he was apologizing for Iran, it looked like he was just laying out the facts of the case, something you wont get from Trump and Fox news...if you are a Trump supporter I imagine facts aren't a high priority for you so a piece like this would seem like witchcraft

  • @geoffdearth7360
    @geoffdearth7360 6 років тому +884

    Any time DJT says "believe me" you can be doubly sure he is lying.

  • @aethelredtheready1739
    @aethelredtheready1739 5 років тому +695

    Members of both sides thinking it is too generous to the other side is a good sign that it is a fair deal.

    • @abbywheeler9025
      @abbywheeler9025 4 роки тому +68

      "The fairest deals are the ones where everyone feels screwed over."- King Zøg, Disenchantment

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 3 роки тому +9

      It's only a fair deal because Iran never had any intent of developing nukes in the first place

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 3 роки тому +2

      @@sirius1696 what, so does that mean that everyone created a fake crisis to cry over?

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 3 роки тому +2

      @@DoctorWhoKage yes

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 3 роки тому +5

      @@sirius1696 wow! 😳 I guess we got tired of waiting for the next crisis (after solving North Korea (more or less) and finishing up in the Middle East, more or less) so we created a crisis that wasn't really there. Wow. And thanks to Trump, that crisis probably became very real and it'll probably take forever to reforge the Iran Deal.

  • @satyrical5480
    @satyrical5480 6 років тому +1081

    When you have a deal that both sides aren't terribly happy about, it probably means that it involved real compromise and is a good deal.

    • @angelic8632002
      @angelic8632002 6 років тому +38

      Satyrical Exactly.
      Don seems to think of this as a business deal.. How clueless can you get :/

    • @MyEmkill
      @MyEmkill 6 років тому +37

      "Donald" should be a scale, like: How stupid is this? from 0 to Donald
      Edit: ups sorry Donald Duck, so from a scale from 0 to Trump

    • @skylerricketts7392
      @skylerricketts7392 6 років тому +35

      Parent: How well do you think you did on your test?
      Me: Trump
      Parent: You should have studied.

    • @flavioptferreira
      @flavioptferreira 6 років тому +18

      Oh boy, you just made a big Trump! What are you gonna do now?

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 6 років тому +16

      I cant remember the quote and im sure in botching it "a good compromise leaves everyone angry"

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 6 років тому +799

    "The only solution is to change the regime!"
    Yes, because that worked SO well the last time.

    • @grfrjiglstan
      @grfrjiglstan 6 років тому +71

      The only reason Muslims have sway over Saudi Arabia today is because we overthrew their moderate, democratic government in the 80s. Every time we interfere in such a huge way, we create a power vacuum that gets filled in less than optimal ways.

    • @JayStaCruz
      @JayStaCruz 6 років тому +5

      Rick 'The Greatest Poster' Ever you are so ignorant and stupid that it’s actually impressive. Please don’t ever set foot in a government building ever again. At least think before you do so

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 6 років тому +23

      Don't worry, THIS time the regime change totally won't result in another ISIS.
      Again.

    • @dragom2009
      @dragom2009 6 років тому +2

      Dude it feels like donal trump wrote that shit himself

    • @baker2rogers441
      @baker2rogers441 6 років тому +1

      Do the democrats have a brain, more research it needed.

  • @andrineslife
    @andrineslife 6 років тому +2034

    "our people are babies", which is why we chose Jared who is a good good big boy, who is currently lost in a closed toys R us.

    • @twoton2523
      @twoton2523 6 років тому +11

      andrineslife "we" at what point did "we" do that. I don't remember

    • @torres_asdf
      @torres_asdf 6 років тому +9

      reminds of me of that photoshoot some college republicans did wearing diapers

    • @edwardscape8839
      @edwardscape8839 6 років тому +7

      LOL he doesn't want to grow up he's a Toys R us kid (reference to a dated ad campaign) Regardless, thumbs up.

    • @lorcannagle
      @lorcannagle 6 років тому +2

      +Literally Garbage, that's a group called Turning Points USA, they're hilariously awful.

    • @finchcarvingadiamond
      @finchcarvingadiamond 6 років тому +4

      Lol that would've been a good joke on this show.

  • @kanusbarzanuz4343
    @kanusbarzanuz4343 Рік тому +72

    "I am glad those children are dead." This was John Oliver pushing the lines of comedy. Cracked me up

  • @mooniejohnson
    @mooniejohnson 6 років тому +934

    I really hope Jared has business cards that put his job title as "White House's Goodest Boy"

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth 6 років тому +25

      **G O O D E S T B O I I I I*

    • @alfredolouiebrian980
      @alfredolouiebrian980 6 років тому +3

      Adrian Jutronich weird how I hear John speak it exactly with this spelling hahaha

    • @NeetuDatta
      @NeetuDatta 6 років тому +3

      I doubt. He doesn't have enough sexual chemistry with Ivanka.

    • @CasaiAgicap
      @CasaiAgicap 6 років тому +14

      "The husband of the president's biggest crush."

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 6 років тому

      Adam Winkelmann the best boy

  • @erichimmelblau877
    @erichimmelblau877 6 років тому +164

    Every party walked away from the deal feeling dissatisfied. That's how you know the deal was fair.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 6 років тому +21

      Exactly...because everyone made tough concessions...that's just what's needed to make such effective deals like this. It is a good one

    • @IWannaBTheGuy
      @IWannaBTheGuy 6 років тому +13

      Peace requires sacrifice.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 роки тому +6

      Not really. The US has no right to dictate what another country does or doesn't do. Not one bit. The US feeling dissatisfied is a bully being annoyed but Iran dissatisfied is a reasonable party being annoyed. Learn the fucking difference.

  • @DeshaunIsAmazing
    @DeshaunIsAmazing 6 років тому +225

    The man who looks at the sun during a solar eclipse when told not to, is going to decide if one of the most critical deals in Modern US Foreign Policy History should be reaffirmed.
    What a time to be alive.

    • @badboje6040
      @badboje6040 6 років тому +2

      He's fine isn't he? A true man need not follow anything besides his own rules and morals.

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero 6 років тому +19

      DeshaunIsAmazing
      To be fair, Trump's at that age where he doesn't give any real shit about his eyesight...

    • @jackieroberts1489
      @jackieroberts1489 6 років тому +8

      Yep . Tis a sorry state of affairs '

    • @SashaSlvt
      @SashaSlvt 6 років тому +6

      DeshaunIsAmazing im currently stockpiling memes as a form of currency when he fucks the world over

    • @DeshaunIsAmazing
      @DeshaunIsAmazing 6 років тому +2

      zion punzalan ACTUAL GOALS!!! Haha

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 5 років тому +129

    Oh come on, Lichtenstein was a literal case of the treasure being the friend they made along the way. They deployed 80 men to guard a passage, but they never saw combat, and they brought a new friend home when they disbanded over the lack of a real threat.

  • @DavidVT23
    @DavidVT23 6 років тому +643

    Wait. So *Boris Johnson* thinks that countries shouldn't pull out of international agreements without some alternative plan in place?
    Really? Really, Boris?
    Wow.

    • @L4wr3nc3810
      @L4wr3nc3810 6 років тому +15

      This

    • @mariannelebris1424
      @mariannelebris1424 6 років тому +18

      DavidVT23 he had a flash of brains for 3 seconds

    • @ScrapperTBP
      @ScrapperTBP 6 років тому +2

      I was looking for this comment

    • @amirwarsanah9191
      @amirwarsanah9191 6 років тому +1

      This should have been a material for Really? With Seth and Amy

    • @e.mailissimo2146
      @e.mailissimo2146 6 років тому +9

      Exactly my thoughts :D That fuck was one of the key figures of Brexit and then didn't even have the guts to govern the mess he helped to create :D

  • @ReallyRamtin
    @ReallyRamtin 6 років тому +719

    As a proud Iranian-American, I'd like to take this chance to say much love to the people of every country and culture.
    Throughout my life, I've heard countless people praise Iranians and Persian culture in the United States and I've seen the admiration for Americans and Western culture from the people of Iran. To believe the citizens of any country are the same as their government is to believe the people of the United States are all proud supporters of Trump. It's never been that binary and it never will be. Good and bad exists everywhere.
    Peace and blessings to all the good people of Iran, the USA, Israel, Saudi Arabia, planet Earth.
    One love ✌🏼🌎.

  • @ducheswannabe
    @ducheswannabe 6 років тому +4902

    Just rename it "The Norway deal"... He'll sign it in a flash. It's not like he reads the content.

    • @jayw6034
      @jayw6034 6 років тому +202

      duchesswannabe .... that might actually work if there is a person in the Whitehouse who still has some semblance of sense. It seems like everyone quit

    • @vishishify
      @vishishify 6 років тому +136

      The sad thing is that night actually work

    • @MCallsen
      @MCallsen 6 років тому +66

      But ... just remember what happened in Sweden yesterday .... you see?

    • @seanhaskell2248
      @seanhaskell2248 6 років тому +2

      MCallsen what happend?

    • @MCallsen
      @MCallsen 6 років тому +194

      Nothing - it was a Trump Quote ... he once hinted at that "Sweden incident" and noone in Sweden knew what he was talking about. He needed an example for terrorism, but had to make one up on the fly.

  • @avedic
    @avedic 4 роки тому +237

    "We won't be babies anymore."
    Good lord.....does he ever _not_ engage in psychological projection?
    It sometimes seems like that's all he _ever_ does. It's like he's CONSTANTLY telling us who _he_ is....by saying what he thinks of _other_ people.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 3 роки тому +8

      Everything is about him.. always

    • @ronaldgall5590
      @ronaldgall5590 3 роки тому +4

      Its deadly talk, lives are at the stake when he spews that garbage rhetoric STILL. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED IN IRAN... Its deplorable and just painfully ignorant in the worse way

  • @mcnameer1
    @mcnameer1 6 років тому +321

    The irony of Boris Johnson saying that someone who wants to end something has to have a solution for what to do next should not be lost on anyone

    • @siamsurf
      @siamsurf 6 років тому

      Uhm... the UK will do well with its commonwealth, also the EU will bend over for the UK so Denmark and Ireland don't follow.

    • @mick0matic
      @mick0matic 6 років тому +10

      So you are saying the uk isnt losing money hand over fist... do you even follow the news...

    • @christianweibrecht6555
      @christianweibrecht6555 6 років тому +13

      @@siamsurf I have not seen any indication that Ireland and Denmark want to leave the EU, I remember how the Irish mock Nigel farage for trying to convince them to do so

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 6 років тому +8

      UK does not have commonwealth. its dead. And Ireland and Denmark have no intention of follwing. If anything, Italy is the closest.

    • @adampalmer7387
      @adampalmer7387 6 років тому +1

      Brexit lolz

  • @babakht
    @babakht 6 років тому +730

    I am an Iranian, let me clarify some points for all of you who live elsewhere specially Americans,
    1. Iranian people don't hate Americans,
    2. Sanctions against Iran only hurt Iranian people not the government, in fact those who are connected tho the regime get stupidly rich as a result,
    3. We are not as desperate as you think we are, I'm sure even in the US there are some talented skateboarders with homemade skateboards.
    Oh and one more thing:
    Next time you are filling a form on the Internet try to select Iran as your country, all the countries are there except for Iran, can you understand how humiliating that is, are they saying we don't even exist? don't you think that's racism?
    or when they banned us from entering the united states, what did we(Iranian people) ever do to deserve that? Bin Laden was from Saudi Arabia, and they are A-okay?

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 6 років тому +115

      You should hate America, my man. And if not flat out hate, you should really hold it against Americans from taking away your democracy back in the 50's. John went over that history too briefly that you may have missed it if you blinked. Right now, the half of the US that want nothing more than you, and I mean you as in the population of Iran not just the corrupt regime, to become the next Iraq. I repeat, HALF THE COUNTRY WANTS YOU DEAD OR SUFFERING! And it's the half currently in power.
      You're probably young, and I support your decision to not follow the example of your bitter and conservative elders. However, some basic principles must last through generations, the important one here is that America has to answer for ruining your chances as a progressive+democratic country, turning you into the theocracy that you are today. AND THEY THINK IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR IT!
      Peace, my brother.

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 6 років тому +30

      i mean, Finland doesn't exist, but we have evidence of your country existing...

    • @rewer
      @rewer 6 років тому +26

      Maybe we should forgive each other. Iran is a tough situation. Not the people's fault tho.

    • @slanguagefreak2388
      @slanguagefreak2388 6 років тому +35

      Man if US, especially Trump's US had any logic or a real concern for people of the world, they wouldn't be fighting 8 wars and killing innocent people with drones. This is pirate imperialism - all the evils of imperialism with a pirate code. US had only destroyed the world, toppled democracies and instated dictators. They never bother to understand or get to know the situation on the ground anywhere. They just form prejudices about places in their heads and are convinced they know more than people who actually live there because they have internet and live in the "greatest" country of the earth. They hung Saddam for the chemical weapons they themselves supplied. The CIA carries out chemical attacks ( allegedly) to keep the wars going so that their war machine can keep churning out money. US foreign policy is sick and US intervention has been and still is the biggest threat to world peace. And then the Us govt pretends to be the LEader of the free world. Not a single word in that sentence makes sense and not a single one is true.

    • @wolframstahl1263
      @wolframstahl1263 6 років тому +10

      Thank you, babakht, for clarifying!

  • @persianguy1524
    @persianguy1524 6 років тому +98

    As an Iranian who doesnt even like the current gov and wants reform. I support the deal. This is the best way for Iran to open up and step by step reform. The second you sanction the nation and isolate it youll make the gov hate you as well as the Iranian people, who's livelihood you just ruined.

    • @pelvis_assley
      @pelvis_assley 6 років тому

      How do you feel about Zionsim though

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 6 років тому +5

      Dariush Ashkani I agree completely. The liberal forces within Iran are getting to the point where they can say, "Look, we got sanctions removed when the hardliners couldn't and without a war, to boot!" Don't undermine them.

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 6 років тому +2

      ...that nutjob in chief wants to keep iran's oil...said so in video tape in international news to boot

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 років тому +2

      Iran doesn't need reform.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 роки тому +1

      @@roguishpaladin and you were wrong. Also liberals and hardliners aren't enemies in Iran. Just disagreements.

  • @ch3burashka
    @ch3burashka 5 років тому +97

    The van der Beek joke is executed masterfully.

  • @BackfallGenius
    @BackfallGenius 6 років тому +986

    9:05 mom, dad, 2 kids, wow what a...
    ...
    ...
    *nuclear family*

  • @KHSmith95
    @KHSmith95 6 років тому +167

    I look forward to seeing catheter cowboy in Westworld next week

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 6 років тому +2

      "Thanks for visiting Catheter Cowboy. You can leave now. The door's right there."
      "What door?"

  • @jessicawhitmore5350
    @jessicawhitmore5350 6 років тому +207

    "You can't just be against something without any plan for what comes next." What are you talking about, that's the entire Republican platform.

    • @stevepittman3770
      @stevepittman3770 6 років тому +6

      That has certainly been the case since Obama's terms in office. I dunno what it is about him that got their panties in such a bunch, but they've gone from the party of 'let's put more money and power in the hands of corporations' to that + piss on everything everywhere that anyone but them has done, regardless of its merit. It's just gotten so much more extreme and vitriolic in the last 10 years.
      Not that the democrats are that much better, they're clinging to the fading memory of a legacy whose like they'll never approach again, hung up on old ideas and desperately afraid of innovation, and with the advent of Neoliberalism are largely indistinguishable from Republicans in policy.

    • @scofield1154
      @scofield1154 6 років тому +10

      Steve Pittman
      No party is perfect but you kinda have to agree that Democrats are far better than Republicans in making America better.
      Republicans have a scandal after a scandal and they constantly lie, thats why people still have support in them, they fucking lie.

    • @stevepittman3770
      @stevepittman3770 6 років тому +6

      They mostly seem to have saner ideas (because most anything is saner than 'I know, let's give corporations all the power!'), but by and large they lack the political will or ability to enact them in anything but the most hamstrung, half-assed way. Meanwhile the Republicans keep gaining control (because that's what happens when you let corporate money into politics; the people interested in giving the corporations more money and power tend to get the most support). I know it swings back and forth, but this rightward swing has been particularly bad, and neoliberal democrats are just making it worse with their half-assed Republicanism when they're in control.

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 5 років тому +1

      @@stevepittman3770 The parties work together to give the rich and corporations all the power. The Democrats aren't failing to stop the crazies. They're working to enable them. The Republican party's job is to indoctrinate the dumb with worship of the wealthy, and to keep a coalition with those already indoctrinated with some other bullshit, like white supremacy or fundamentalist religion. The Democratic Party's job is to gather and squander the political will and energy of the rest of us so we don't stop the dumbasses from voting to give the rich and corporations all the money, which Is power. The Dems are paid to lose, and to not get anything that their voters want accomplished when they win. It's the illusion of choice.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 5 років тому

      @@trentrubenacker9718 Yes, it's an illusion of choice, but not for the theoretical reasons you're thinking of. I hypothesize that it's the Rothschilds who work with Politicians to give them--and their friends the upper hand. The Rothschilds want someone who's gullible enough to do what they tell them to do in the Oval Office and right now, Donald Trump seems like the best choice for them. Send a text to Russia to interfere with the 2016 election to make 100% sure that Trump'll win, and the perpetual cycle of corporate evil continues. Same for all other Western Democracies and Israel.

  • @chickenfarmer296
    @chickenfarmer296 5 років тому +724

    Who’s here after we bombed that Iranian General?
    Edit 1/7/20 9pm
    Welp they retaliated. I wish luck to all the civilians over there. I’m sorry our leaders have decided this has to happen and I’m sorry this will be happening in your back yard while the biggest impact on us Americans will be political arguments.

    • @garywilson3042
      @garywilson3042 5 років тому +1

      luke schempf no

    • @3picnezz994
      @3picnezz994 5 років тому +4

      World War 3 mother FUCKEEERS

    • @voldo3739
      @voldo3739 5 років тому +26

      This will be a shitshow... thanks trump

    • @robertj.3884
      @robertj.3884 5 років тому +40

      @@voldo3739 Let's just give Trump to Iran. Two birds one stone.

    • @la-azo-stroke7001
      @la-azo-stroke7001 5 років тому +1

      AnonymousHacker101
      Do not get ur hopes high,, iran is weaker than attempting such a step ,, they r struggling inside economically and their regional allies are not in a better place ,, the empty threats from those fucker worth zero =0

  • @parham8279
    @parham8279 6 років тому +189

    as an Iranian, that's interesting that I see someone actually have some accurate information about Iran. I think it's the first time I'm seeing a person in American media know something about Iran. many times I've seen Americans couldn't even pronounce "Iran" correctly :))

    • @LionKing-ew9rm
      @LionKing-ew9rm 6 років тому +4

      parham rahmani
      این در اصل برمیگرده به تغییر نام لاتین "پرشیا" که در فرهنگ غرب بسیار جا افتاده و پر معنی بود، با نام بومی و هر چند درست: "ایران" دقیقا مثل مصر و اجیپت!

    • @sigridhamilton3238
      @sigridhamilton3238 6 років тому +8

      Don't forget he is British and knows about all the atrocities they had a hand in. Americans are generally indifferent to our countries crimes.

    • @llyrghmnghyll
      @llyrghmnghyll 6 років тому +4

      Iran's government is a sham and their leaders are delusional, not like Trump delusional or American democracy sham, but still pretty awful.

    • @parham8279
      @parham8279 6 років тому +2

      Drake Depew totally agree with you

    • @parham8279
      @parham8279 6 років тому +1

      Lion King آره.. ولی خیلیا همون ایران رو آیرَن تلفظ میکنن که انصافا دیگه مسخرس

  • @tightgeist
    @tightgeist 6 років тому +475

    How did he barely mention the most outrageous part of the "ludicrously short history" of US-Iran relations ... He says: "In 1953 the CIA helped organize a coup to depose Iran's democratically elected prime minister" This is so important. This is where it all began. The Shah's regime, the revolution, the Iran-Iraq war, the Gulf wars, ultimately ISIS. The destabilization of this whole region goes back to CIA/MI6 saying: "Look, this Mr Mosaddegh you elected as your president? He may be nice guy and all, but he seems to think that the oil under his feet belongs to the Iranian people, when of course we all know it belongs to British corporations ... soooo, he' gotta go" - Man, I wish John had elaborated on that ......

    • @kristinaamuan7577
      @kristinaamuan7577 6 років тому +21

      americas cashing out all its bad karma

    • @a2falcone
      @a2falcone 6 років тому +29

      Well. it was, in his own words, a "ludicrously short history" of US-Iran relations.

    • @Senscion
      @Senscion 6 років тому +19

      Does everyone here forget that it was the UK who convinced the US to do that? it isn't like the US just said one day "I am gonna start a coup in Iran!" The UK had stock in Iran and when they lost that stock, lied to the US and said Iran was supporting the Soviets. In 1953, communism was a very touchy subject.

    • @Ennis85
      @Ennis85 6 років тому +19

      First off Mossadegh was NOT democratically elected. Like the constitution required he was named by the Shah. Mossadegh however tried to topple the constitutional head of state and usurped powers (including Commander in Chief) and shut down the press.
      The Iranian constitution was modelled on the English: The King (in this case the Shah) in Parliament. That is, the King convenes the Parliament, appoints the Prime Minister submitted to him by the majority of the Parliament and calls new elections when there is no confidence in Parliamentary leadership.
      In 1953 he dissolved the Parliament to prevent them from passing a no-confidence resolution that would have ended his prime minister ship and led to a general election in which his party was almost certain to lose.
      On Oil the US and the Shah weren’t unfavourable to Mossadegh. They all wanted the British stranglehold to be broken. The result was not good at all for the British (who under PM Razmara would reluctantly make a 50/50 revenue deal)... the result was a Consortium of Oil companies producing the Oil for the new National Iranian Oil Company. The winners of this were Iran and the US. The Brits were relegated to the backseat.Mossadegh was driving the Iranian economy towards the abyss and allied with the Tudeh Communist Party.
      The US never interfered with Iran, but were invited by Iran in 1941, 42, 43, 46 and after specifically to reform their finances and military. This was widely popular in Iran, which back then was not at autocratic, but a constitutional monarchy. Even Mossadegh turned towards the US for military and financial help. America didn’t force themselves upon them. Mossadegh, as said, was illegally USURPING power. He dismissed the Parliament, made himself head of state, closed down the press etc. The United States were pursuing its Cold War interests, helped the constitutional Iranian government(who requested American help) and forced practically out the British. The British lost their status after 1953. The AIOC became BP. The Iranian Oil was produced in certain areas by a Consortium of US, Dutch, French and also (much diminished) British Petroleum. Meanwhile the Iranian NIOC was starting to develop other fields or contracting to other national oil companies. Iranian revenues soared. 1973 Iranian oil was effectively in Iranian hands and the soaring oil prices made Iran immensely wealthy. Iran was even developing oil for other countries and took over the British role of "Guardian of the Persian Gulf". The Brits were the biggest losers of 1953, right after the Soviets.
      And Really? The destabilization of that region is all down to the coup? So all those Arab-Israeli wars would never have happened? The intifadas would never have happened? Saddam would never have gassed the Kurds? The civil war in Algeria would never have happened? The Soviets would never have invaded Afghanistan?

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 6 років тому +9

      @Rod13 Because Hezbollah is terrorist. So is Hamas. You talk nonsense.

  • @darksuperganon
    @darksuperganon 6 років тому +311

    Has anyone tried presenting Trump with the current deal but calling it the "Trump's Best Nuclear Deal"? I mean, he won't read it and I doubt he's read the current deal... it just might work.

    • @Syogren
      @Syogren 6 років тому +46

      We should literally do this, this is a good idea that might literally save our lives.
      It's like, nobody has even thought to take advantage of Trump's stupidity and ignorance to get what we want. All you have to do is stoke his ego and tell him this plan is something Obama wouldn't or couldn't do. He'll do it immediately.

    • @MagicRatty
      @MagicRatty 6 років тому +6

      Kellosian you found the solution you should try getting this top comment

    • @ThatLaloBoy
      @ThatLaloBoy 6 років тому +17

      Oh my God you brilliant intelligent human being!
      Really it took one random person on UA-cam to come up with something better than anything the Democrats have come up with.

    • @vahidmirkhani
      @vahidmirkhani 6 років тому +7

      Eduardo Quintero
      While you're being sarcastic, he has a point there!!

    • @ThatLaloBoy
      @ThatLaloBoy 6 років тому +3

      vahidmirkhani I'm actually not being sarcastic. Both sides haven't found a way to get Trump to sign something and I'm surprised no one has thought of it.

  • @silcrowprima7827
    @silcrowprima7827 5 років тому +1582

    This is painfully relevant now huh

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 6 років тому +2074

    I almost got upset when the commercial wasn’t the catheter cowboy lol

    • @mais.4982
      @mais.4982 6 років тому +83

      same dude same
      but johnny never disappoints :')

    • @carnifexx
      @carnifexx 6 років тому +59

      catheter cowboy keeps on giving

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 6 років тому +17

      Wait are both commercials done by the same actors?

    • @DeannaBaileytheRavensFan
      @DeannaBaileytheRavensFan 6 років тому +4

      Catheter Cowboy was awesome.

    • @brainrunnethout
      @brainrunnethout 6 років тому +4

      Uriah Siner Same here. I got incredibly excited when I saw him.

  • @we2e2ew65
    @we2e2ew65 6 років тому +248

    -The U.S invades & occupies the 2 countries next to Iran.
    -Iran starts researching nuclear capabilities for deterrance.
    -The U.S imposes sanctions on Iran, refuses to comply with its signed agreement, and now make threats to invade it.
    Cool.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 6 років тому +11

      we2e2ew Iran is a theocracy.
      So is America (?)

    • @timothyamaraobrien
      @timothyamaraobrien 6 років тому +18

      Joshua Sweetvale No. America is a plutocracy.

    • @memerick420
      @memerick420 6 років тому +2

      Dear lord this is a stupid post

    • @atlas8827
      @atlas8827 6 років тому +1

      America is a secular democracy.

    • @laughinglama123456
      @laughinglama123456 6 років тому +9

      Any reason why its stupid? Maybe make a better point then oh I don't agree with this post so its stupid.

  • @SketchAndEtch
    @SketchAndEtch 6 років тому +100

    "I'm glad that those children are dead"
    -Out of context quote of the year 2018

  • @benjaminbrand3714
    @benjaminbrand3714 3 роки тому +47

    So true story. When this deal first came through I remember watching Fox News with my family and having a contributor talking about the “24 days” clause. He said (I kid you not); “That’s like giving a drug dealer 24 day’s notice before a search warrant. You know you can flush a not of nuclear dope down the toilet in 24 days” Even though I was a lot more right-leaning then than I am now, I still remember thinking; “wait, that’s definitely not how nuclear disposal works.” XD

  • @marvinmatamuna3856
    @marvinmatamuna3856 6 років тому +254

    Everybody knows skateboarding is a gateway to nuclear bombs.

    • @riftbean8976
      @riftbean8976 6 років тому +8

      Yes there's only one way that road leads. Not to Tony Hawk but nuclear devastation.

  • @poropuri
    @poropuri 6 років тому +132

    they killed catheter cowboy!!! RIP catheter cowboy, in heaven there will be no pain when you cath.

    • @GoldStorm07
      @GoldStorm07 6 років тому +1

      In heaven, you don't cath.

    • @felixleidinger1670
      @felixleidinger1670 6 років тому

      Poro Puri well, at least he went out with a bang...

  • @Bruester
    @Bruester 6 років тому +280

    I don't get John Bolton's logic here (if there is any). So, we should stage a coup against the current Iranian regime? If we do, history will probably repeat itself in 1 of 2 ways:
    1) We install someone we like and they're most likely overthrown by the Iranian people while anti-US sentiment heightens (just like the situation with the Shah) or...
    2) We don't come up with a concrete plan of how the local government will be handled until it's too late and the entire region is in shambles (just like Iraq and ISIS)
    Neither way is a good way to go.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 6 років тому +35

      I mean, in theory a coup could(!) work if they put someone in power who was actually popular with the people and then actually let them do whatever they liked. But historically speaking that has rarely been the case. If someone takes the risk of inciting a coup, they almost always wanted something of the place (in the case of the Middle East usually cheap oil or the oppression of certain groups like communists). And often destroyed the democratic system because, why do all that couping when your guy could be voted out of office in a few years?
      That's the reason it usually fails: because people can't keep their own stupid self-interests out of it. They rarely want to free people, they want obedient subjects. They are exchanging one tyrant for another and then wonder why things don't get better.

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens 6 років тому +32

      Bolton's logic is that wars make money and win elections, at the trifling cost of a few hundred thousand peasants' lives.

    • @likearockcm
      @likearockcm 6 років тому +6

      Yeah Dorian that's why I hate that bastard and the guy he was cloned from ,dick cheney

    • @roozshah
      @roozshah 6 років тому +2

      If he could go all the way through this rationale, he couldn't become Trump's national security adviser in the first place.

    • @jlrinc1420
      @jlrinc1420 6 років тому +16

      Armed Wombat
      I mean, in theory a coup could(!) work
      No there is no scenario where the US installs a puppet regime in Iran that ends well for anyone. While the Iranian people may not be happy with the Islamists in power that is a long way from wanting to be invaded by a foreign power in which millions of Iranian people would die. Were you not watching the last hundred years of US covert action? Can you name a single place where the overthrow by the CIA worked out well for the general population of that country? Why do we still act like we dont know what will happen after a a US instigated Coup?The fucking United States of Amnesia!

  • @parisianham9251
    @parisianham9251 4 роки тому +155

    John: "0 is less than 10, trust us, we ran the numbers on this ourselves."
    Trump: "Impossible."

  • @FerW2043S
    @FerW2043S 6 років тому +837

    "Changing the regime" was not what screwed everything up in the first place?

    • @freddyelder85
      @freddyelder85 6 років тому +2

      Fernando Oliveira so I'm curious, what was the 1st thing to screw up?

    • @dude8746
      @dude8746 6 років тому +112

      Did you watch the clip above? In any case Iran had the Shah imposed as its leader by the US and Great Britain rather than its democratically elected prime minister. This lead to hatred of the regime and the '79 Revolution.

    • @emcee1337
      @emcee1337 6 років тому +98

      well it was modern democracy before until the us fucked it up bcs of oil

    • @freddyelder85
      @freddyelder85 6 років тому

      dude8746 I understand that part, but he stated it wasn't the first thing that screwed up in the first place.

    • @muppet_rat
      @muppet_rat 6 років тому +60

      I mean... It worked so well in Afghanistan and Iraq... Oh, wait!

  • @somethingclever4563
    @somethingclever4563 6 років тому +130

    "Good. Good. I'm glad those children are dead."
    - Jon Oliver
    I hope there is a kid out there who is awesome enough to use that as their yearbook quote.

    • @notyetrain
      @notyetrain 6 років тому +5

      Something Clever Well now I will!

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 6 років тому +2

      DatUhu
      Way to be a hero.
      We are all very proud of you

    • @sabotower1792
      @sabotower1792 6 років тому +1

      Something Clever Wanna bet?

  • @kevinbeteta1737
    @kevinbeteta1737 6 років тому +429

    Fun fact: the Gerbil would actually not get drunk, because its metabolism is too fast.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 років тому +32

      Kevin Beteta That _is_ a fun fact! Thank you.

    • @recordkeeper4761
      @recordkeeper4761 6 років тому +2

      The more you know!

    • @nikolai5348
      @nikolai5348 6 років тому +9

      Not if I pump 2 shots quickly down it's throat

    • @Cythil
      @Cythil 6 років тому +6

      Not even on a empty stomach? :o

    • @hehhehehohohoe8807
      @hehhehehohohoe8807 6 років тому +11

      Inject alcohol in it's blood and it's drunk... for a very short amount of time. Until it dies from alcohol poisoing, but it was drunk. Not for long, but it was.

  • @loganrau7888
    @loganrau7888 5 років тому +530

    Anyone else back here after the most recent Iran missle attack?

    • @scooprussell930
      @scooprussell930 5 років тому +21

      Still looking for Jared Kushner...

    • @voldo3739
      @voldo3739 5 років тому +6

      @@scooprussell930 where the hell is that guy??

    • @zentralratderfliesentischb660
      @zentralratderfliesentischb660 5 років тому +23

      Yep and its a shame it did not hit better.Iran is shit but the US are at their own fault because Iran was so fucked over by them (removing a democratic government, The Sha opressing the population to a grade where they stayed in the demonstrations against him when the army shot at them.I mean how desperate do you have to be to stick to the pope to get rid of your president?And the list goes further)
      I mean they have every right to hate the US for their crimes.Its like the yews have a reason to hate Hitler.

    • @barbwire3507
      @barbwire3507 5 років тому +3

      Logan Rau - I am! I’ve been trying to get to the perpetrator of the problem. I believe it’s Billionaire GOP donor Sheldon Adelson, who paid $30M to Netanyahu and $20M to tRump to get him to 1) move the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem and 2) Take us Out of the JCPOA the Iran Nuclear Deal. Sheldon Adelson has said in the past that we should “send a Nuclear bomb to Iran” and sides with Netanyahu on Israel’s bombing of Iran in May 2018. He’s a huge GOP donor that has them in his back pocket and has donated millions to GOP candidates in the past, has backed tRump after he won the nomination, paid $100M smear campaign against Obama in 2012, and after the Koch brothers horrible Citizens United was passed by the Supreme Court by a 5-4 vote in 2010 which said Corporations are People, it gave Adelson the right to donate millions to Super PAC’s to push his Zionist agenda!

    • @bihbosangero3490
      @bihbosangero3490 5 років тому +4

      @Toori Baba Iran in check😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣what a joke OMG thx for the lough. Didnt Trump say he would attack 52 targets if Iran attacks any American assets but didnt do shit🍌

  • @nickhexum01
    @nickhexum01 6 років тому +125

    I demand a James Vanderbeak and John Oliver podcast.

    • @lizzfrmhon
      @lizzfrmhon 6 років тому +3

      Joseph Simko yes please!

    • @Feysal
      @Feysal 6 років тому +1

      the few seconds of it were pretty damn accurate

  • @sixthjayhawk
    @sixthjayhawk 6 років тому +202

    For me, the weirdest thing about that nuclear bomb ad was that the dad picked up his 8-year-old and then kept him on his lap.

    • @bex1107
      @bex1107 6 років тому +41

      Sixth Jayhawk I saw that too. Like he had a seat and a plate of food. Why was he on his lap?

    • @mala_berlin
      @mala_berlin 6 років тому +20

      I was hoping someone pointed that out

    • @CAPDude44
      @CAPDude44 6 років тому +34

      Sixth Jayhawk Conservatives do that. They have a creepy fixation on children.

    • @cristianmarin647
      @cristianmarin647 6 років тому +11

      It's also weird cause in this country we dont have time to put our kids in our laps.

    • @dragoonman9270
      @dragoonman9270 6 років тому +27

      Wow why is that bad? Man you guys treat any parental affection as pedophilia, its stupid. When my dad came back from work, he always spent time with me, and yes that involved him keeping me on his lap, or hugging me, or joke wrestling with me. Please dont equate parental love to a sexual one.

  • @andysorensen1737
    @andysorensen1737 6 років тому +203

    Because interfering with Middle Eastern governments with military force has worked well, right? Right? Oh wait....

    • @wilkinlow
      @wilkinlow 6 років тому +4

      Hey gotta keep the war machine running now that ISIS is gone.

    • @huckthatdish
      @huckthatdish 6 років тому +14

      We have already deposed a regime in Iran before and it led to the Islamic revolution.

    • @maxwellsope1080
      @maxwellsope1080 6 років тому +5

      It has worked wonders for the oil corporations and the government. it was only a disaster for civilians and US ground troops which the govet doesn't give a shit about once they return (because no one want's to go back once they see the shit storm first hand)

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 6 років тому +1

      maxwell sope
      False again.

    • @VeteranVandal
      @VeteranVandal 6 років тому +3

      It lead to islamic revolution, yet, Iran is, in a lot of ways, more secular than US's ally Saudi Arabia. So, I don't think the real problem is Iran here.

  • @khushim7231
    @khushim7231 4 роки тому +65

    John's undying hatred of Kars 4 Kids never ceases to amaze me.

  • @onlyhalfbad333
    @onlyhalfbad333 6 років тому +627

    Remember how trump supporters were freaking out about Hillary starting new wars and how she was a warhawk...
    Can't wait to hear trump supporters explain this mess.

    • @mixedbusiness1
      @mixedbusiness1 6 років тому +138

      He could take an angry shit on the constitution and his supporters will claim it was a 3d chess move.

    • @SomeDude518
      @SomeDude518 6 років тому +62

      Well, if he actually start a war, his supporters will say
      ‘YEAH! TRUMP IS NO PUSSY LIKE THAT OBAMA!’

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 6 років тому +40

      Didn't Alex Jones had his "fuck Trump" moment for when Trump decided to not pull out of Syria?
      Honestly though, they will explain it pretty simple: Trump is starting a "good" war because he is a republican, while Hillary would have started a "bad" war because democrat. This is the fking reason they blamed Obama for a war Bush Jr. started. This is why Trumps approval raitng went up when he bombed Syria a few days ago, even though the fucktard in chief warned them over Twitter so the attack did virtually no damage. The rightwingers love war and violence, then just pretend to hate it, when it is about democrats.

    • @lorddeathofmurdermountain76
      @lorddeathofmurdermountain76 6 років тому +2

      only half bad 333 simply put he is a war hawk f#@%

    • @carlosmunoz8043
      @carlosmunoz8043 6 років тому +9

      My dad is a huge conservative and his explanation is that the deal is just giving them resources while they build bombs and the solution is to is basically hold them at gun point while having sanctions and daring them to build a bomb

  • @thomas.02
    @thomas.02 6 років тому +90

    "Mr. President welcome back to Mar-a-lago! I thought you were signing the nuclear deal though."
    "I-ran from the deal"

  • @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer
    @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer 6 років тому +445

    When your trolling is the difference in nuclear war and not.

    • @olivegarnish6162
      @olivegarnish6162 6 років тому +26

      Television ‘Comedy News’ Comedians.
      Not the Heroes we deserve, but the ones who arose anyway.

    • @themisvespucci9894
      @themisvespucci9894 6 років тому +13

      Lol, wait til you get to the history of latin america. Itll really make you think

    • @markhayes3523
      @markhayes3523 6 років тому +1

      Fiaura The Tank Girl agreed why do i find you in the wierdest places

  • @MyChannel773
    @MyChannel773 4 роки тому +100

    can we agree that any statement that trump ends with “believe me” should absolutely not be believed?

    • @Stella-vj6sx
      @Stella-vj6sx 4 роки тому +11

      By now, it seems that any statement Trump ends with any words should absolutely not be believed.

    • @Karak971
      @Karak971 4 роки тому +3

      @@Stella-vj6sx any statement he ends with silence is also pretty suspect.

    • @wildhunter939
      @wildhunter939 4 роки тому +3

      Any that start with silence are also fairly suspect

    • @jacknoble5846
      @jacknoble5846 4 роки тому

      Just rewatched this episode. Are we celebrating in the streets of Iran? Nope. Do we have a better agreement in place? Nuh uh. Have we heard a single goddamn bit of a plan, or even heard Twump say the word 'Iran' since he tore up the deal. Of course not!
      I'd call him a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal, but that would be an insult to our ancestors.

    • @elizataylor1726
      @elizataylor1726 Рік тому +2

      Honestly if he said "grass is green" I'd have to fact check, then make sure I'm not red-green colourblind, and even then I'd have some doubts.

  • @GameplayandTalk
    @GameplayandTalk 6 років тому +1576

    John Oliver - Great at making me both laugh and want to kill myself at the same time.

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 6 років тому +4

      Gameplay and Talk and others

    • @user-on1e
      @user-on1e 6 років тому +1

      I recall that...

    • @billigerfusel
      @billigerfusel 6 років тому

      2meirl4meirl

    • @mooniejohnson
      @mooniejohnson 6 років тому +11

      kevin willems I'll take you up on the hug offer. God knows we'll need all the *real* hugs we can get before it's "huddling together to stay warm in a bunker"

    • @mooniejohnson
      @mooniejohnson 6 років тому +6

      carlos rivas Sshhhh, it's nap time now, but I'll tuck in your teddy bear and you can pick out your favorite storybook! When wake up and are less cranky I'll have your juice box and snack ready, okay?

  • @wym5311
    @wym5311 6 років тому +62

    Travelled to Iran- what a gorgeous and friendly country. Met some of the best people and what history.

    • @Persia101
      @Persia101 6 років тому +3

      People are awesome in Iran, But the government is not...

    • @SaqlainRattansi
      @SaqlainRattansi 6 років тому +4

      Everyone hates their Government. Everyone. And Iran is much better than other countries and we have evidence of that. Which country has Iran bombed in the last few years? How many has the US done? Wonderful.
      The only difference is the Us is richer hence its citizens are slightly happier. The only reason its richer is because of the weapons the US sells to other countries from the wars it creates.
      If the US was poor, they would see a coup too. But they're smart enough to make other countries lives miserable..

    • @kevins6732
      @kevins6732 6 років тому +1

      Saqlain Rattansi I don’t. Stop trying to find excuses for having one of the worst governments in the world

    • @blixer8384
      @blixer8384 6 років тому

      Sort of like the US. Great people terrible politicians.

    • @wym5311
      @wym5311 6 років тому

      Absolutely- Americans are a bunch of great folks- really easy to talk to. Politicians are always terrible.

  • @alexaliona
    @alexaliona 6 років тому +410

    PRAISE BLESS FOR CATHETER COWBOY

    • @p.l.3377
      @p.l.3377 6 років тому +14

      Alex Aliona praise be praise be

    • @utah133
      @utah133 6 років тому +1

      If you cath......

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade 6 років тому +3

      He still doesn't like pain when he has to cath.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 6 років тому +1

      PRAISE BE!

    • @samlolly6364
      @samlolly6364 6 років тому

      blessed is our lord and father of her holy of perpetual exemption

  • @scooprussell930
    @scooprussell930 5 років тому +154

    Also, strike carried out in Iran and we are still asking "where the hell is Jared Kushner?"

  • @thanos5171
    @thanos5171 6 років тому +263

    John Oliver.
    The hero you didn't ask for, but you get anyways

    • @RSVDCN
      @RSVDCN 6 років тому

      AwesomeAsim too bad he is so biased that I can't take him seriously anymore

    • @bonesonstones1
      @bonesonstones1 6 років тому +18

      RSVDCN would you elaborate please?

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 6 років тому +30

      RSVDCN means that since facts have a bias towards John Oliver's message as opposed to their own message, they refuse to take him seriously to spite reality...

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 4 роки тому +2

      @@CollinMcLean Conservatives not only lie to others, they lie to themselves.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 роки тому

      @@CollinMcLean denying that an apartheid state should be called the Zionist regime is being unbiased? lmfao moron

  • @brianhanlon9602
    @brianhanlon9602 6 років тому +827

    Hasn't the US lost all credibility in the world already?

    • @baker2rogers441
      @baker2rogers441 6 років тому +7

      It has for the crooks involved.

    • @abubakarnur467
      @abubakarnur467 6 років тому +48

      Brian Hanlon Yep you guys look like the dumb big bully.

    • @Sondariut
      @Sondariut 6 років тому +7

      Mane Name Keeping promises and stop seeing allies as enemies you need to push down. That's really it.

    • @anonymousnameless1835
      @anonymousnameless1835 6 років тому +7

      America is the best country in the world if you don't like it go live in Iran.

    • @nightwing459
      @nightwing459 6 років тому +1

      Yep.

  • @dominicgillispie7176
    @dominicgillispie7176 6 років тому +23

    No lie, I would definitely listen to any and all episodes of Talkin' Tehran.

  • @PosthumanHeresy
    @PosthumanHeresy 3 роки тому +20

    Every time he says "one of my writers" I'm only ever picturing an overworked Daniel O'Brien.

    • @far2ez539
      @far2ez539 3 роки тому +3

      I always think of Daniel O'Brien as well. Loved Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder.

  • @WonderWhatHappened
    @WonderWhatHappened 6 років тому +251

    Not to change the subject but James Van Der Beek has a great radio voice.

  • @memertarian2434
    @memertarian2434 6 років тому +425

    _"I'm glad those children are dead."_
    *_-John Oliver, 2018_*

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 років тому +245

    Hey John Bolton, what did you do when the army tried to draft you during the Vietnam War?
    Iran.

    • @riotbreaker3506
      @riotbreaker3506 6 років тому +48

      He Bolted

    • @mujtabaellari2597
      @mujtabaellari2597 6 років тому +19

      He's from house Bolton, so it makes sense that he's a conniving coward.

    • @lauraveapi3840
      @lauraveapi3840 6 років тому +5

      you all made me laugh so hard. Thanks :-D

    • @jackschmit4696
      @jackschmit4696 6 років тому +13

      I like how the most vocal Hawkish politicians avoid drafts. If you like war so much, get in there!

    • @MrBigcityal
      @MrBigcityal 6 років тому

      I loved that "eh" response of the crowd at 18:09. I don't think anyone is really into an Iran war.

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian 4 роки тому +12

    When John says YOU SHUT UP!!! I cry laughing 😂

  • @nargessahraean2609
    @nargessahraean2609 6 років тому +295

    OMG im ftom iran and u did a good job researching iran and really did well explaining it .like ur show ,well done

    • @Bumpus07
      @Bumpus07 6 років тому +1

      So what if he made fun of Iran? He's made fun of everyone, including the British, his own birth country. If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be on the internet.

    • @alvarohernandez4557
      @alvarohernandez4557 6 років тому +10

      Shih Town he wasnt complaining, English probably isn't his first language but hes complimenting the show

    • @samisashi1166
      @samisashi1166 6 років тому +5

      @Shih Town, calm down sugar tits!

    • @mandibletrauma
      @mandibletrauma 6 років тому +6

      I'm spiderman

    • @tapolna
      @tapolna 6 років тому

      On 28 April 1951 the Shah appointed Mossadegh as Prime Minister after the Parliament of Iran nominated Mosaddegh by a vote of 79-12. Then 1 May, Mosaddegh nationalized the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company, which led to the coup by the Brits & Americans

  • @MagnetoJones
    @MagnetoJones 6 років тому +227

    If Trump decided that 0 > 10, Kellyanne Conway would show up on CNN to remind everybody about Hillary Clinton’s emails.
    And his supporters would swallow it like a tic-tac.

    • @alin9727
      @alin9727 6 років тому

      Tamahome Jenkins except I don't think anyone can swallow that baloney we call tic-tacs.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 6 років тому +1

      BUT HER EMAILS!

    • @daviddavidson5523
      @daviddavidson5523 6 років тому

      I know right felonies don't mean anything IT WAS HER TURN!

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 6 років тому +1

      Well Hillary IS the reason this deal even exists.

    • @MagnetoJones
      @MagnetoJones 6 років тому +6

      David Davidson last I checked, Hillary wasn’t the president, and the whole email thing was 7 years ago.
      But thank you for proving my point.

  • @angelic8632002
    @angelic8632002 6 років тому +549

    hopefully the rest of the world will just ignore America on this and do their own deal, and maybe even make a better one that builds up trade connections and longer term trust.

    • @MrNicoJac
      @MrNicoJac 6 років тому +24

      Simone
      And then Trump puts economic sanctions on European banks too....?
      Well, maybe then Congress will finally wake up 🤣

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 6 років тому +60

      MrNicoJac, yeah, and the world dumps the dollar because of the risks and instability and moves on to using euro.

    • @richardnderitu6423
      @richardnderitu6423 6 років тому +140

      Crispy Bacon Historically responsible and reasonable? Are you talking about America? The only country to use an atomic weapon on a civilian population?

    • @jens8440
      @jens8440 6 років тому +48

      Richard Nderitu gotta appreciate the name cripsy bacon. Pretty sure the 100.00+ innocent japanese civilians felt pretty crispy after the 2 nukes

    • @eliasbroberger
      @eliasbroberger 6 років тому +8

      @Crispy Bacon i just wanted you to have this, ua-cam.com/video/1Y1ya-yF35g/v-deo.html

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 4 роки тому +199

    “Our people are babies”. How ironic considering Trump acts like a baby.

    • @gingivitis9148
      @gingivitis9148 4 роки тому +1

      Plz tell me your being sarcastic? Or this is some god tier meta irony?? Just plz woosh me, I can’t

    • @PureVikingPowers
      @PureVikingPowers 3 роки тому +2

      And considering he's been exposed for wearing adult diapers

  • @TheRacingMonkey
    @TheRacingMonkey 6 років тому +892

    11:14 that smile freaks me out

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 6 років тому +52

      Smiling? Oh so that's what he's doing there!

    • @Nozerone
      @Nozerone 6 років тому +88

      The smuggest fucking smile of anyone in the world. He's more pleased with himself than a toddler who doesn't give a shit.

    • @fulcrumthebrave5715
      @fulcrumthebrave5715 6 років тому +46

      Draggon Reaper that's Trump's "I just shit on everyone" face

    • @peter5844
      @peter5844 6 років тому +38

      Just makes me want to kick into his face

    • @CasaiAgicap
      @CasaiAgicap 6 років тому +20

      Draggon Reaper I don't know how that's possible
      "A toddler who doesn't give a shit" is one of the most perfect phrases one could use to describe Donny. If you added "about your needs" to the end of it, then that's literally him.

  • @FenrirWarrior01
    @FenrirWarrior01 6 років тому +510

    You know we are living in great times when the president of the US says he studied something in great detail and people immediately start laughing -.-'

    • @yamyefet4250
      @yamyefet4250 6 років тому +2

      Shows how horrible people are. Clearly you're not familiar with hatred, lack of social acceptance and (probably) intelligence :P

    • @FenrirWarrior01
      @FenrirWarrior01 6 років тому +13

      Maybe I was complaining about Trump being an awful president, or maybe I was disappointed with this times and with the fact that even if Trump studies something in detail, people would laugh at him just because they think is not that smart. Who knows? The only thing I'm sure of is that some youtube users like to think they smarter, assume stuff they're not certain of, and their comments show lack of social acceptance and (probably) intelligence ;-)

    • @FenrirWarrior01
      @FenrirWarrior01 6 років тому +10

      fleetlordavtar Why are you even here watching a 3 weeks old video then? I find him funny :D

    • @MrsBobby-gy5of
      @MrsBobby-gy5of 6 років тому +4

      FenrirWarrior
      I hope spanky has watched this. He will have learned things he didn't know about Iran..... like everything.

    • @noahzer0295
      @noahzer0295 6 років тому

      But Lincy, who closely tracks the U.S. counterproliferation effort against Iran, said that by letting so many men off the hook, and for such a wide range of offenses, Washington has effectively given its blessing to Iran’s continuing defiance of international laws.

  • @KittyScythe
    @KittyScythe 6 років тому +175

    So...what if other countries started to talk about overthrowing the Trump Administration because they disagree with his policies? There would be outrage. But we can flagrantly talk about overthrowing Governments here in the US...it's insanity.

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 5 років тому +14

      Two reasons for that
      1. We've unfortunately been doing it for 80 years... unfortunately
      and
      2. And we are one of the strongest countries on Earth, but we've been able to rest in our laurels for years.

    • @brentwalker8596
      @brentwalker8596 5 років тому +15

      I believe that Russia interfered with and essentially "overthrew" our democracy in 2016.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 5 років тому +1

      @@brentwalker8596 corrrrect. That's why I believe that democracy died as soon as the Internet was released for public use across two thirds of North America. (I say two thirds because I know not of the internet policies in Mexico) Once Russia realized they were capable of this through the Internet by putting as many Russian Bots as they could onto social media sites like Facebook, they seized that opportunity. Democracy is old and decadent and wasn't meant to keep up with the ever-changing times. Hell, they're trying it in my own country too. I live in Canada. If they succeed in interfering with our democracy system, we're all fucked!

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 5 років тому +1

      @@abthedragon4921 and now our schools are teaching how to get jobs from your companies. That is was taught to me in my first week

    • @iDGF999
      @iDGF999 5 років тому +1

      Or if they were nervous about us having a nuclear bomb because we've actually used them before.

  • @okuhara
    @okuhara 5 років тому +59

    Oh boy. John didn't expect 2020.

  • @jprotchford7078
    @jprotchford7078 6 років тому +112

    I was so mad when I went on the Apple Podcast and Talking Tehran wasn't there.

    • @joee7809
      @joee7809 6 років тому +1

      JP Rotchford I was searching for it too lol

    • @platoniczombie
      @platoniczombie 6 років тому

      I would listen to it, no lie.

    • @sw-jy1hh
      @sw-jy1hh 6 років тому +1

      I was searching for it everywhere 😅😅

  • @PedramNG
    @PedramNG 6 років тому +588

    As an Iranian i must say that ppl don't say doom on America here ... only some of our governors say it AND it is not satisfaction to us 😑 so apologies if u got angry for the madness of some of them.

    • @ctdrago1615
      @ctdrago1615 6 років тому +29

      PedRaM NG Don't worry, those of us who actually pay attention know that. That's why we, and Trump, are still on the side of Iranian citizens.

    • @baker2rogers441
      @baker2rogers441 6 років тому +6

      The Democrats can't hear you.

    • @PedramNG
      @PedramNG 6 років тому +4

      Baker 2 Rogers and i wont listen to them 😂🤣

    • @MrAapasuo
      @MrAapasuo 6 років тому +89

      CTDrago
      And Trump is on their side how? By ripping the deal that eased their lives and showed that diplomacy wasnt to be trusted with US? Iran compiled with the agreement as had been said and worse yet now there are talks of reimposing the sanctions lifted, further just proving the fanatics point that the "west" aka. USA is only out to kill them and is not to be trusted.

    • @dastforush
      @dastforush 6 років тому +8

      John Oliver is a clown like all other democrats.

  • @BorisNoiseChannel
    @BorisNoiseChannel 6 років тому +87

    When Trump calls something _"the worst deal ever"_ , shouldn't we hear that in the light of his: _"biggest inauguration crowd ever"_ ? (especially by now?)

  • @jeronimo486
    @jeronimo486 5 років тому +56

    Turns out most of the main storys from Last Week Tonight get more depressing when you watch them again after some time.

    • @davidfortier6976
      @davidfortier6976 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, they're still funny but they get sadder as more time goes on and the issue remains unresolved.

  • @MrGearOfficial
    @MrGearOfficial 6 років тому +495

    Gotta agree.
    It's hard to trust a man with a mustache like this.

    • @thedankside2552
      @thedankside2552 6 років тому +2

      MrGear didn’t expect to see you here

    • @SajidKhan-en9es
      @SajidKhan-en9es 6 років тому +1

      I thought this was a fake mrgear for a second

    • @jamescarlisle4023
      @jamescarlisle4023 6 років тому +1

      +MrGear It's "Fear The Beard", not "Fear the Stache"!

    • @whatsthatpage
      @whatsthatpage 6 років тому +1

      SOAP MURDERER!

    • @namelessentity5851
      @namelessentity5851 6 років тому +1

      I cannot trust any Man who does NOT have any facial hair.

  • @AtrociousNightmare
    @AtrociousNightmare 6 років тому +802

    Well, fuck.
    Also thank you John Oliver, you are truly doing something good.

    • @chrisbuddvlogs1893
      @chrisbuddvlogs1893 6 років тому

      Atrocious Nightmare interesting video

    • @QuickDucks
      @QuickDucks 6 років тому +1

      Reaper main

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 6 років тому +1

      I'd greatly appreciate it if some fellow John Oliver fans & concerned citizens who like 90s classics would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY by the Verve and IF GOD WAS ONE OF US by Joan Osborne on my channel. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace out.

    • @reizayin
      @reizayin 6 років тому +2

      Producing political... comedy? as propaganda? That's what he's doing good? Well, at least it's funny.

    • @user-yl2so8db5t
      @user-yl2so8db5t 6 років тому +11

      Thentacle propa...ganda....
      you think fact based satire is propaganda? we’ve fallen so far from grace smh

  • @joe36451
    @joe36451 6 років тому +210

    "We were babies but not anymore. Believe me, we will be strong. They are babies not us" Says pumpkin covered in Cheetos dust

    • @joe36451
      @joe36451 6 років тому +1

      Ton pire cauchemar Oui, c'est mon put a cauchemar

    • @yas6156
      @yas6156 6 років тому +5

      That's an insult to Cheetos *munches Cheetos*

    • @strahlungsopfer
      @strahlungsopfer 6 років тому

      xD

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 років тому

      Under his presidency the US has acted like a baby, so he wasn't lying.

  • @KyleHarrisonRedacted
    @KyleHarrisonRedacted 5 років тому +34

    I love that the "Pizza Hat" logo is just Red Hat Linux's logo verbatim, zero shame lmao

  • @QharatSB
    @QharatSB 6 років тому +70

    That was sick bro

  • @elbugbeeto5794
    @elbugbeeto5794 6 років тому +297

    Catheter Cowboy for President!

    • @mothereric8774
      @mothereric8774 6 років тому +3

      El Bugbeeto,
      They’re an actor I presume, so that makes em a WASHINGTON OUTSIDER !
      What more do we need to win now?

    • @educatainment1799
      @educatainment1799 6 років тому +3

      MotherEric
      If he is running as a Republican he will need a lobotomy as well as his spine and morals surgically removed.

    • @mothereric8774
      @mothereric8774 6 років тому +1

      EducaTainment,
      No silly, that is done by well trained lobbyists, not doctors...

    • @educatainment1799
      @educatainment1799 6 років тому +1

      Lol well my understanding is that you have to sign the consent forms before you're nominated.

    • @TGSuineg
      @TGSuineg 6 років тому +2

      Fuck man, at this point you might as well say "a bowl of soup for president".

  • @Jeffball610
    @Jeffball610 6 років тому +262

    I'm still confused as to why there's a 10 year old boy that needs to be picked up. I mean, the kid can walk right? And then you put his 75lb butt on your lap for dinner? Come on. That's less believable than the nuclear explosion.

    • @paulstefanik2448
      @paulstefanik2448 6 років тому +5

      Korov Kozlex , O shit, I’m dying😂

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 6 років тому +21

      They weren't amining for logic, they were aiming for feelings. Same way Trump does. Feelings don't need to be proven or rationalised or defended. They're just there and somehow you have to respect them (even if that very process is being accused of being some liberal invention, conservatives love to use it).
      Honestly, I was kinda surprised that there wasn't a pack of five adorable golden retriever puppies in the scene.

    • @benediktk.9485
      @benediktk.9485 6 років тому +2

      My thoughts exactly 😂

    • @AngelusOrpheus
      @AngelusOrpheus 6 років тому +2

      Lol I was thinking the same thing

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 6 років тому

      I know why they were doing it like that, but I'm also kind of baffled that they didn't get a smaller child for the role. Someone actually appropriately sized for being picked up like that.

  • @gehtdianschasau8372
    @gehtdianschasau8372 4 роки тому +38

    The Usa has an assload of nuclear weapons, is the only nation that used them before and has a mad enough leader to use them again. Im more afraid of what the USA might do to humanity than of what Iran or North Korea might do.

    • @OlafPijl
      @OlafPijl 3 роки тому +5

      The US also lost a nuclear bomb - twice! - and accidentally dropped one from a plane in their own country. Watch Jon Oliver’s piece on nuclear weapons and be amazed and horrified.

    • @lars7935
      @lars7935 3 роки тому +4

      @@OlafPijl Also dropped 4 over Spain, all of them completely assembled and ready to be detonated. The primer charge that initiates the nuclear reaction even exploded but not in the right way for that to happen, since it needs very specific timing. Hundreds of thousands of hectares of soil were contaminated with the spread of nuclear material.

  • @aestevalis0
    @aestevalis0 6 років тому +52

    Jared's at home, fighting off burglars with paint cans, blow torches & Xmas ornaments.

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 6 років тому +5

      Occasionally showing up to ask his father in law to direct him to the lobby...

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 6 років тому +476

    "We could be in serious trouble."
    We are in serious trouble.

    • @vasilisdouklias6992
      @vasilisdouklias6992 6 років тому +11

      Joseph Charles We can only hope for the best. Besides,the rest of the world doesnt share Trump's view

    • @baker2rogers441
      @baker2rogers441 6 років тому +1

      I know you are scared so please just try to calm down. What did that bad republican do, gosh it's scary and I need to jump up and down.

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 років тому +24

      +Baker 2 Rogers
      Well he just ended a political deal that was deterring global nuclear war, so I'd say that's something worth being upset about.

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 6 років тому

      I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter!! the Iran Deal made nuclear war inevitable

    • @markstinson2932
      @markstinson2932 6 років тому

      they were supposed to dismantle the centrifuges that are ready now

  • @mountcomfort740
    @mountcomfort740 6 років тому +628

    They didn't teach zero is less than ten at Trump University

    • @FreemanicParacusia
      @FreemanicParacusia 5 років тому +3

      Wharton school of business, right here!

    • @Doom8810
      @Doom8810 5 років тому +19

      They dont teach at Trump university, what do you think that place is? A real University?

    • @blackcountryme
      @blackcountryme 5 років тому +12

      @@Doom8810 very good, now stand next to the cardboard cutout and smile

    • @FreedomForever2010
      @FreedomForever2010 4 роки тому +1

      This is why he has struggled to come to terms with his bankruptcies.

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 3 роки тому +1

      @@CreamBootlegs By that logic, you should burn all your money. 0 is the largest value of money you can have, right?

  • @Astraeus..
    @Astraeus.. 4 роки тому +20

    It's hilarious that he talks about no longer being babies, because that's exactly his skill level of negotiating, baby. He makes demands and throws tantrums when he doesn't get what he wants.

  • @thomasbernecky2078
    @thomasbernecky2078 6 років тому +82

    we made a promise with Iran, and are breaking our word now. Have the Iranians been living up to their side of the bargain? If so, then we are wrong.

    • @ethancheung2696
      @ethancheung2696 6 років тому +23

      Thomas Bernecky yes they have, checked and confirmed by the UN 10 times

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 6 років тому +5

      Iranians don't have to do jack shit. They don't bow down to a bunch of bully cunts. Go Iran!

    • @AhmadAli-gy5wk
      @AhmadAli-gy5wk 6 років тому +2

      Bro,its quite clear to everyone especially to the IAEA that we've been committed to the terms of the JCPOA.

    • @common_undead
      @common_undead 5 років тому +7

      @Patrick Quinn wtf? Okay. That seems like an absurd claim. Do you have any credible proof of it?

    • @common_undead
      @common_undead 5 років тому +8

      @Patrick Quinn but that isn't the point. I know I can do my own research, but as debates go, you have to be able to provide a source for your arguments. Do you have that?

  • @alberum8442
    @alberum8442 6 років тому +935

    "Before 2019, we will be celebrating in Teheran"
    2019: Bro....

    • @RJ-ch3pd
      @RJ-ch3pd 5 років тому +20

      شتر در خواب بیند پنبه دانه

    • @alberum8442
      @alberum8442 5 років тому +36

      @@RJ-ch3pd Sorry, used Google translator and it only came something as "The camel sees cotton seeds", which I don't know what it means. Is a tradicional iranian proverb?
      If you have problems with English, I also know Spanish, Portuguese and Italian. But sorry, I don't have any knowledge of Farsi.

    • @aliemadin310
      @aliemadin310 5 років тому +60

      @@alberum8442 He used proverb to answer you :)
      He told you the cat dreams of mice
      :)

    • @mohammadchoobdar8302
      @mohammadchoobdar8302 5 років тому +5

      i hate MEK i hear story from my family what they did to Iranian people i think i read somewhere more then 12,000 killed

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 5 років тому +12

      @@alberum8442 This is how Iranians respond. They attack with philosophy and poetry.

  • @ATreacherousFoe
    @ATreacherousFoe 6 років тому +89

    The one aspect of the deal that Oliver failed to mention is how their lifting of the sanctions actually had an impact on the daily lives of Americans. Before the Iran deal Americans were paying an average of $4.50 a gallon for gas. After the deal, that price dropped to $2 a gallon.
    The reintroduction of Iranian oil into the global market caused a sharp drop in the price of oil and an immediate economic relief to hundreds of millions of people.
    It also resulted in bankrupting Isis, who was selling stolen oil on the black market to buy weapons. When the price dropped, the risk of buying it on the black market outweighed the benefit of doing so and Isis literally could not sell oil to save their lives.

    • @thegoldenrabbit8024
      @thegoldenrabbit8024 6 років тому +1

      A Treacherous Foe!
      Could you send an article or something to back this up? I'd be really interested to look into it

    • @Freshmufin
      @Freshmufin 6 років тому +1

      money.cnn.com/2015/07/14/news/economy/2-gas-iran-nuclear-deal/index.html

    • @jonfindlay7838
      @jonfindlay7838 6 років тому +2

      You're going to have a hard time convincing me that one producer selling to the US was enough to cut gas prices in half. How about OPEC's massive offloading of oil to drive down prices and knock out less efficient producers?

    • @robertb7230
      @robertb7230 6 років тому +2

      +A Treacherous Foe!
      *Before the Iran deal Americans were paying an average of $4.50 a gallon for gas. After the deal, that price dropped to $2 a gallon. The reintroduction of Iranian oil into the global market caused a sharp drop in the price of oil and an immediate economic relief to hundreds of millions of people.*
      What? No. Shale production causing SA to open their pipes to attempt to cut off further exploration and development by lowering the price which shale-produced oil could be sold (Thus making it unprofitable). SA knew that because of a development debt bubble in the shale market (Where they took out loans to develop based on specific price marks and profitably) they had a shot at "starving" the beast by keeping prices low.
      www.theguardian.com/business/2015/dec/07/opec-plan-kill-us-shale-oil-price-down-seven-year-low
      It had zero to do with Iran. I'm not sure where you heard that from. SA like doubled its production, which mixed with America becoming a fairly large exporter due to the massive amount of shale it has (America may have MORE oil that any other country now--it just was not accessible before).
      So no. This didn't do anything.

    • @ATreacherousFoe
      @ATreacherousFoe 6 років тому

      Iran is a member of OPEC and the 5th largest producer of oil in the world.

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 4 роки тому +18

    "Don't do it, Donald."
    *Sigh* He did it.

  • @shivohamnamami4907
    @shivohamnamami4907 6 років тому +1261

    Where the hell is Jared?

  • @TheCamcamTV
    @TheCamcamTV 6 років тому +1039

    Is it just me, or does pizza hat actually sound good right now?

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 6 років тому +22

      Sounds better than Pizza HUTT

    • @loungelizard836
      @loungelizard836 6 років тому +4

      They're stealing our IP! Get "em, Donny!

    • @Nicholas-f5
      @Nicholas-f5 6 років тому +2

      I'll eat my hat to that

    • @Blobjim
      @Blobjim 6 років тому +28

      Has the same hat as the RedHat software company.

    • @gyrozeppeli6453
      @gyrozeppeli6453 6 років тому +1

      You mean Pizza Mal?

  • @vahidfarahani5142
    @vahidfarahani5142 6 років тому +196

    Majority of Iranians hate their own government.but the sanctions put a lot of pressure on them. Preventing them from overtrowing their regime. Also giving the government credibility.

    • @CptPhilippnes
      @CptPhilippnes 6 років тому +11

      Vahid Farahani i find it also unusual that a lot of the Iranians I met seems to be atheist. Did I just come across a minority or is this a thing there?

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 6 років тому +47

      The majority of the US hates its own government, too. Iran has progressed to an increased amount of democratization. Is it perfect? No. However, it's better than it was 10 or 15 years ago. Violent overthrow of the regime should be the last thing on anyone's mind right now. The hard-liners in Iran will feel justified, nationalist fervor in Iran will swell, and we'll probably not see another liberal, conciliatory leader in Iran for the rest of Khamenei's lifetime.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 6 років тому +6

      Vahid Farahani Not entirely true but sure, there are some who doesn't like it. Like how there are Americans who doesn't like America.

    • @TupacAurelius
      @TupacAurelius 6 років тому +27

      Cpt.Philippines we Iranians mostly hate Religions as we are getting fucked by religtard leaders.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 6 років тому +7

      Vahid Farahani, exactly. Same thing in Russia - each round of sanctions improves Putin's ratings.

  • @aniken0727
    @aniken0727 5 років тому +57

    Here we go again. More relevant than ever. 🤦🏻‍♂️