r/Niceguys | M'laaaadyyyyy

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  • @lloydsecord9159
    @lloydsecord9159 5 років тому +5480

    "Is in Africa and notices mosquito"
    M'laria

  • @pastelroo3097
    @pastelroo3097 5 років тому +2479

    “Ok furry” absolutely decimated me on impact

    • @echoedmusic833
      @echoedmusic833 5 років тому +3

      I'm your manager

    • @johnjohnson392
      @johnjohnson392 5 років тому +11

      @Ultra Gaming lol too lol freaking lol bad lol

    • @Willow007c
      @Willow007c 4 роки тому +2

      Ultra Gaming me too lol

    • @deltacove
      @deltacove 4 роки тому +34

      Not all furries act like this figured i would say that to avoid any misconceptions.

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 4 роки тому +24

      @@deltacove Thank you! Someone who gets it.

  • @dragonelf3186
    @dragonelf3186 4 роки тому +1123

    Some guys be acting like they're in the sims. Sorry dude, you can't just dm a girl, marry her, and have 5 kids in the same day

    • @phoenixfire5046
      @phoenixfire5046 4 роки тому +39

      HAHAHHAHAHA this comment

    • @Devmess7799
      @Devmess7799 4 роки тому +25

      reality if often disappointing

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 3 роки тому +7

      Persona 5 is what they get as training

    • @trqsh_can
      @trqsh_can 3 роки тому +11

      @@plague6566 Nice guys when they meet a woman in real life but there's no IGN guide for how to seduce her

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 3 роки тому +18

      @@trqsh_can
      *Holds her hand*
      "M-M'lady..."
      They think it's some magical romantic light novel or manga moment like, my god-

  • @hellozukohere4713
    @hellozukohere4713 5 років тому +5133

    IMAGINE
    IMAGINE
    A nice girl Dating a nice guy

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 5 років тому +583

      gtfo of here with your karenxkyle fanfic

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca 5 років тому +170

      @Lethos you ok man?

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 5 років тому +441

      @@simplykathrynrebeca yes thanks. it was a joke. karen being the ultimate nice girl and kyle the ultimate niceguy

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca 5 років тому +205

      @@lethos8811 ok lol just making sure
      now that you explained it im laughing

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 5 років тому +61

      @@simplykathrynrebeca -_-

  • @cryptiecreep
    @cryptiecreep 5 років тому +1131

    "All my exes are crazy". If you have problems with literally every woman you date, then it might be you.

    • @cubiesings
      @cubiesings 4 роки тому +25

      you are one of my favourite unsolved mysteries

    • @KashyaCharsi
      @KashyaCharsi 2 роки тому +6

      Especially if that is his definition of "crazy".

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 2 роки тому +10

      ME!? THE PERFECT PERSON WHO EVER EXISTED IS THE PROBLEM!?? INCONCEIVABLE!!!!
      This is just a joke to anyone who thinks I'm being serious.

    • @Oismyurl
      @Oismyurl 2 роки тому

      Honestly that can happen depending on how many gf's.
      I've had 2. One decided to start cutting herself because I told her I wanted to spend christmas with my family. The second one stabbed me in the elbow with a fork because I knocked over a bit of her food as a joke :)
      But yeah I've met plenty of girls who aren't crazy so Im hopefull for the future (Some say 3rd times the charm) xd.

    • @FurryToraChan
      @FurryToraChan 2 роки тому +4

      Kinda kinda.... red flag if they say their exes are crazy too.....

  • @starauretta
    @starauretta 4 роки тому +405

    the rule is simple-if you have to state “I’m nice,” you definitely aren’t nice

    • @luisalvarezdiezdelcorral4964
      @luisalvarezdiezdelcorral4964 4 роки тому +3

      Im not nice?

    • @dot5687
      @dot5687 4 роки тому +14

      @@luisalvarezdiezdelcorral4964 who knows I haven't met you

    • @dot5687
      @dot5687 4 роки тому +13

      Also if they have to state that a 14 year old looks like she's 15 they're a pedo

    • @twilightlight_
      @twilightlight_ 4 роки тому +3

      Just say "I'm a guy", some people will underatand it.

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 4 роки тому +8

      @@dot5687 or if they identify themselves as map, aka pedophiles who are soooooo scared of being called a pedophile

  • @bestwitch4414
    @bestwitch4414 5 років тому +4513

    It's bad when the guy with the metal sonic pfp is nicer than the nice guy

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 5 років тому +58

      @@cantsalvagethis No shit.

    • @Lukas-yt1mn
      @Lukas-yt1mn 4 роки тому +147

      I just had a little laugh because I just imagined the nice guy having shadow

    • @AHun-t
      @AHun-t 4 роки тому +125

      He may be evil but he respects boundaries

    • @DeltaBlazin
      @DeltaBlazin 4 роки тому +72

      @@AHun-t Yes, though Metal did kidnap Amy that one time in Sonic CD.
      Maybe he learned back then..

    • @AHun-t
      @AHun-t 4 роки тому +48

      *DeltaBlazin'X* eh he was just following orders, super villain gig is kidnap somebody close or seemingly close to the hero to draw them out

  • @y.9645
    @y.9645 5 років тому +3954

    idk why but the some of the "nice guys" give me the possible future abusers vibe

    • @jennipelt
      @jennipelt 5 років тому +81

      yeah me too

    • @NICKWAPPERER117
      @NICKWAPPERER117 5 років тому +322

      Get rid of the words "some" and "possible" and you're dead on man

    • @AnkoTime
      @AnkoTime 5 років тому +266

      Its because most 'nice guys' are not actually nice, but mimicking what theyve seen on tv and in movies to try and get a girl into bed via manipulation. Manipulation is one of the first signs of an emotionally and/or physically abusive person, so your instincts are not at all wrong.

    • @elizabeth1703
      @elizabeth1703 5 років тому +63

      they are already being emotionally abusive

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 5 років тому +3

      Yeaaaaa

  • @sp_ssunny
    @sp_ssunny 4 роки тому +2732

    I want to see one where the woman pulls a, “I’m lesbian”.

    • @blueskieshera
      @blueskieshera 4 роки тому +352

      The only response I've gotten from saying "listen, I'm bi and I've got a gf" is "are you down for a threesome" so :/

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 4 роки тому +418

      Then the nice guy goes “You just haven’t found the right man yet”

    • @UTOPIANPARODIES
      @UTOPIANPARODIES 4 роки тому +358

      @@ahstiasummers5583 ah yes, nice guys who pulls a "i can make you straight" card

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 4 роки тому +176

      @@UTOPIANPARODIES I'm straight but responses like that always makes me want to summon a gay dude who's like "so you're straight? Haven't met me yet" and unzips his pants infront of the nice guy. Yet they're always angry when you pull the Uno reverse card on them XD

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому +42

      Trust me, it never works

  • @daisybryar2737
    @daisybryar2737 5 років тому +2099

    Why do all these nice guys/girls think that "being nice" and "being loyal" are amazing exceptional qualities that no one will ever find elsewhere??? They're the absolutely baseline expectation and y'all are trying to wear it as a badge of honor

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer 4 роки тому +27

      DaisyBryar cuz you don’t see these things that often, many guys still don’t fulfill those baseline requirements

    • @krissyl.575
      @krissyl.575 4 роки тому +193

      @@Dojoslayer uhhh sure, and even if u met that baseline expectation, doesn't mean the girl automatically owes u a relationship. plus the guys that do think they're all high and mighty for simply having respect for another human being, then they're just as bad, if not worse than the "assholes"

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer 4 роки тому +12

      Krissy L. Yeah, I agree. It’s still a rareness to find a guy that actually fulfills those requirements.
      Whatever, have a good day and take care

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 4 роки тому +73

      Because so many nice girls/guys expect special treatment for doing the bare minimum in any relationship

    • @oddiseyaatrox2813
      @oddiseyaatrox2813 4 роки тому +16

      @@Dojoslayer quite a lot do actually

  • @maxxas5067
    @maxxas5067 5 років тому +3286

    Damn, my boy finally hit puberty. Good job mike

    • @liveinleipzig
      @liveinleipzig 5 років тому +5

      😂😂

    • @ferret1865
      @ferret1865 5 років тому +98

      IM CONFUSED HE DOESNT SOUND LIKE SLAZO ANYMORE

    • @kingsockrat8543
      @kingsockrat8543 5 років тому +4

      @@ferret1865 me too bruh

    • @premiumcheddar9983
      @premiumcheddar9983 5 років тому +15

      I commented basically the same thing on the first video this happened
      Great minds think alike

    • @maxxas5067
      @maxxas5067 5 років тому +9

      @@premiumcheddar9983 I wasn't trying to steal your thunder I haven't seen the videos in a while this is just my favorite subreddit.

  • @lynxz-studios
    @lynxz-studios 4 роки тому +561

    “You women don’t give us good guys a shot”
    From my conclusive studies, the reason appears to be that I, am a lesbian.

    • @mlkforever2010
      @mlkforever2010 4 роки тому +24

      I wish I could be trans AND les because of these but then I look at my bf (yes I am a gay male) and think there are better people than that

    • @omsingh3982
      @omsingh3982 4 роки тому +8

      or that they aren't good guys lol

    • @omsingh3982
      @omsingh3982 4 роки тому +15

      @@mlkforever2010 stay with your guy

    • @OWO-kg9in
      @OWO-kg9in 4 роки тому +27

      *laughs in bisexual with a like....99% prefrence for girls*

    • @Estelle9405
      @Estelle9405 3 роки тому +16

      Oh so you’re one of the female fury’s bruhs that always ignore nice male furries like me who respect females huh?
      /j I’m a lesbian too pls don’t come after me lmfao

  • @kattriella1331
    @kattriella1331 5 років тому +311

    "I'M A MAN" made me laugh harder than it should have. XD

    • @alidiaz7913
      @alidiaz7913 4 роки тому

      It made me think of the spongebob meme :D

    • @mlkforever2010
      @mlkforever2010 4 роки тому +1

      69 likes
      Not sure if I should make the joke :/
      *NNNNNIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @mlkforever2010
      @mlkforever2010 4 роки тому +1

      I'm sorry if you read that...

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +1685

    Jeez, if I was a girl and someone texted me 10 times every hour then I would spam bot messages to your phone

    • @kotetsu7817
      @kotetsu7817 5 років тому +36

      You are a very dedicated fan lmao, I always see you when it's within an hour of this being uploaded

    • @sleepless2229
      @sleepless2229 5 років тому +8

      -4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction you could turn on “hide alerts” and it will stop you from getting text notifications from that person or a group chat

    • @GoldenHyac1nth
      @GoldenHyac1nth 5 років тому +6

      Hewwo

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 5 років тому +7

      @@GoldenHyac1nth Hi thewe fwiend! ( 0~0)
      * jumps of cliff *

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 років тому +22

      That's fucking brilliant. I actually never thought about it. Thanks for the advice I'll try it.

  • @daichisawamura20yearsago64
    @daichisawamura20yearsago64 5 років тому +142

    "Is there an officer, problem?" I laughed way too hard at that for some reason

    • @Papi-ju3wc
      @Papi-ju3wc 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you for being concerned but my life is plain right now

  • @MYZS
    @MYZS 5 років тому +2973

    Damien: *does his very best to make the video funny and entertaining*
    Emkay Fans: *oh noooo where's that guy who sounds like slazo?? Give him back.*

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 5 років тому +102

      It would've been nice if there was some kind of announcement or something before adding another guy

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 5 років тому +135

      colorbar.s there was an announcement, You just don’t watch the videos :)

    • @kotetsu7817
      @kotetsu7817 5 років тому +75

      I love this guys voice so much lmao

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 5 років тому +18

      @@inhle1688 Really? What video was it? And yeah I do watch them but they're pretty much daily uploads so I can't always keep up and sometimes it's a subreddit I don't really care about

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 5 років тому +65

      I think it's the fact that a lot of us subbed for the slazo like charm and the other guy kinda showed up. This guy is cool tho. Just doesn't have the same charm.

  • @maelavdrak
    @maelavdrak 5 років тому +311

    "I've never seen someone so desperate for a hug!"
    "It's why gentlemen are a dying breed."
    Yes of course, the lack of hugs are killing all the gentlemen! Why didn't i see it before!

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 5 років тому +61

      (hushed narrator voice with British accent) And here we see, the young Gentleman in the wild. Unfortunately, Gentlemen need hugs to survive, and their natural habitat has been taken over by the more aggressive Chad. This means that there are no longer enough hugs to sustain the Gentleman population. Conservation efforts have been considered, but nobody wants to actually hug them."

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 5 років тому +8

      This comment is gold

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 4 роки тому +11

      JUST ONE CRUMB OF COOCHIE MA'AM

    • @pastelpinnacle3955
      @pastelpinnacle3955 4 роки тому +14

      @@robinchesterfield42 continuing: unfortunately for any conservation efforts that *are* approved, the Chad will chase away all who attempt to hug the Gentleman, and will verbally abuse the Gentleman until it leaves the habitat and, eventually, dies. This is the reason so many Gentlemen have died out over the recent years, leaving little hope of survival for the ones that endure.

    • @alvynnjethroevangelista9778
      @alvynnjethroevangelista9778 3 роки тому +6

      @@pastelpinnacle3955 continuing: and now knowing the gentlemen cannot survive their last resort is to evolve into a normal man and as you can see this gentleman is now evolving into a normal man, which will also soon evolve into a chad and now his diet no longer contains coochie and he has little to no interests in it; probably for good (i think that their nice guy antics are temporary)

  • @moodycowcrafts4862
    @moodycowcrafts4862 4 роки тому +576

    "I'm a nice *family* guy"
    translation:
    "I want a wife that will look after me like my mum and have sex with me anytime i want. I am both the husband and the baby in the family and deserve all of the attention 24/7."
    (The kind of guy that gets jealous if the wife gets pregnant and starts giving her attention to child care rather than his maintenance)

    • @pickled_pup5549
      @pickled_pup5549 4 роки тому +37

      Why does that seem so true for that one guy?

    • @kiri3639
      @kiri3639 3 роки тому +14

      I legit saw “I want a wife that’s like my mom and have sex anytime I want”

    • @beansforlief5703
      @beansforlief5703 3 роки тому +18

      This is so accurate it’s scary

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya 3 роки тому +2

      TIL Gendo Ikari was a nice guy.

    • @SimplyConeh
      @SimplyConeh 3 роки тому +2

      @@PzDallas Ehehehehehehehehe

  • @ViolosD2I
    @ViolosD2I 5 років тому +1050

    "nice male furries like me who respect females"
    RUN

    • @bean_enthusiast
      @bean_enthusiast 4 роки тому +48

      *Run so fast*

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 роки тому +12

      @@user-vz5lw2pu8t don't say ejaculate please

    • @sphee4149
      @sphee4149 4 роки тому +15

      @@fynnla.e sprouts leg

    • @karoshi645
      @karoshi645 4 роки тому +4

      Just leave, disappear, and Run

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 4 роки тому +31

      @@Ikabun1312 okay but especially if a furry says "females" i'm fucking running until i can lock a door behind me.

  • @viv9466
    @viv9466 5 років тому +508

    *tips fedora* m'kaydy

  • @ianthecoolthief6226
    @ianthecoolthief6226 4 роки тому +150

    "Sir what would you like?"
    "Tips fedora"
    *M'cnuggets*

  • @AltTemp
    @AltTemp 5 років тому +437

    I died at the “hug request” 😂😂

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor 5 років тому +16

      *H* *U* *G* *M* *E* *N* *O* *W*

    • @cheese7432
      @cheese7432 5 років тому +9

      Aka: when ever I return home and my cat meows at me

    • @felixschreave
      @felixschreave 5 років тому +7

      _please, just a spare of COOCHIE_

    • @ronnie8984
      @ronnie8984 4 роки тому +1

      Dacteo haha I rarely hug my friends, getting a request like that would stress me outt

    • @pokefan7446
      @pokefan7446 4 роки тому +6

      God, I hope I never become THAT desperate for a hug.
      I mean, hugs are great, don’t get me wrong. But I hope I never become so desperate I’m practically begging my friend for a hug.

  • @andrewb9940
    @andrewb9940 5 років тому +749

    I feel like the line between r/incels and r/niceguys is very, very, Very, VERY thin.
    Possibly thinner that mentioned above...

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 5 років тому +61

      So on a scale of mysogyny (smallest to largest) there is:
      Soy Boy (yea, they are in a certain way mysogenic)
      WhiteKnight (not the KKK kind, but still not good)
      Weeaboo
      Niceguy
      Neckbeard
      Incel
      (of course all of the above can also mingle with each other)

    • @andrewb9940
      @andrewb9940 5 років тому +3

      @Noah *Ryder rental van*

    • @semilorekaji-hausa2078
      @semilorekaji-hausa2078 5 років тому +2

      @@valentinmitterbauer4196 can you explain why you think "soy boys" are misogynistic?

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 5 років тому +18

      @@semilorekaji-hausa2078 Because the most common reason for them to side with super radical feminists is that they think that they may get some intercourse eventually that way. Kinda like the WhiteKnight, but not that radical.

    • @ryzemidsauce3668
      @ryzemidsauce3668 5 років тому +18

      Dont forget the small line between incels niceguys and neckbeards

  • @aleen3280
    @aleen3280 4 роки тому +40

    Best things that come with being Ugly:
    *You basically have a Anti- Nice Guy Spray, because no one checks you out in the first place*

  • @J_A
    @J_A 5 років тому +256

    Furry niceguys are my worst nightmare. Imagine waking up at 3AM to see one standing next to your bed and he says "M'lady."

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 5 років тому +10

      Damn that's creepy !

    • @cedricswicegood8885
      @cedricswicegood8885 5 років тому +33

      Owo m'lady wats dis

    • @imp8453
      @imp8453 5 років тому +11

      As a furry woman I dated one he ended up being a real prick

    • @imp8453
      @imp8453 5 років тому +3

      @BloodyPastel 2iudydidyegrbdjsn no!!!

    • @kayleighhooper7021
      @kayleighhooper7021 5 років тому +1

      That sounds nightmarish

  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 5 років тому +175

    "Try being a nice person instead of being a *b e e.* "
    Bees: **goes extinct**

  • @JapanischErfahren
    @JapanischErfahren 4 роки тому +269

    It hurts so much when you see a part of your past self in those losers, lol.
    This videos should be mendatory to watch for 12-16 year old boys.

    • @rick30521
      @rick30521 4 роки тому +40

      "Always do this: *Points at wholesome subreddit*.
      Never do that: *Points at /r nice guys/girls* only villains do that"

    • @lemagloria
      @lemagloria 4 роки тому +16

      Exactly 😂 I feel a bit attacked eventhought I'm a girl ,I was def a legbear

    • @Devmess7799
      @Devmess7799 4 роки тому +10

      Same. Being a nice guy isn't worth anything

    • @jh1244
      @jh1244 4 роки тому +6

      im not sure if it was on purpose but the fact that it says mendatory makes this comment even better

    • @RR-vp7zr
      @RR-vp7zr 3 роки тому +2

      I agree

  • @maxmbacon
    @maxmbacon 5 років тому +540

    I like this man. Much wider voice range and situation impersonstions.

    • @Ycard11
      @Ycard11 5 років тому +9

      Same

    • @yoghurtcat
      @yoghurtcat 5 років тому

      420 likes NiGgaaaaAaAaaAAaAaaa

    • @kit7791
      @kit7791 5 років тому

      Sugondese OoOooOOOOOoooOoOoOo

  • @telnobynoyator_6183
    @telnobynoyator_6183 5 років тому +289

    Hey non-australian dude, don't worry, we love you too

  • @ronakino
    @ronakino 4 роки тому +86

    “All my exs are crazy!”
    Gee, I wonder what the common factor between them all would be. 🤔

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 3 роки тому +3

      Holmes investigation frown *INTENSIFIES*

  • @raiinhoney
    @raiinhoney 5 років тому +307

    Nice guys have the mentality of
    *Insult her before she can insult me*

    • @k9_unit49
      @k9_unit49 3 роки тому +16

      Cause they know she finna mess them up lmao.

    • @raiinhoney
      @raiinhoney 3 роки тому +8

      @@k9_unit49
      Yessir

    • @assassinbro2988
      @assassinbro2988 3 роки тому +1

      I try my best to find a single way to defend them and I can't find one good reason

  • @batmanlikespizza2541
    @batmanlikespizza2541 5 років тому +511

    Thank you not Australian man.

  • @benjamin7670
    @benjamin7670 5 років тому +99

    "Is there an officer, problem?"
    Oh I get it, he's probably just drunk.
    Yeah, that's pretty funny.

  • @kotetsu7817
    @kotetsu7817 5 років тому +431

    I love his voice so much, the guy who is not Slazo can stay away a little longer

  • @tatiana2133
    @tatiana2133 5 років тому +206

    Y'all should think before saying all females cause your mom exists, too.
    *Happy late mother's Day*

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 5 років тому

      But what if their mother abused them?

    • @tatiana2133
      @tatiana2133 5 років тому +33

      @@kevintrang3007 so they saying every female abuses them?
      Same for males too.

    • @ailahmashod
      @ailahmashod 5 років тому +4

      Tatiana Annie I love my mom

  • @blackbun130
    @blackbun130 5 років тому +192

    This makes me want to become a lesbian.

  • @nick-fil-a1297
    @nick-fil-a1297 5 років тому +631

    -Slazo- Emkay: *talks*
    Fans: *Ew so boring give us someone new*
    Damien: *talks*
    Fans: *wtf put it back*

    • @kayleighhooper7021
      @kayleighhooper7021 5 років тому +4

      F N C no!

    • @SakuraChai
      @SakuraChai 5 років тому +133

      I really like Damien’s voice. He’s adorable

    • @crowleynotcrawley9283
      @crowleynotcrawley9283 5 років тому +14

      Who is slazo and whe re d he GO? I like both of em tho

    • @Tarnished_Hunter
      @Tarnished_Hunter 5 років тому +7

      F N C I actually don’t mind the change but one thing that bothers me is that he doesn’t say schlong like slazo did

    • @nick-fil-a1297
      @nick-fil-a1297 5 років тому +1

      Bakura Yami
      yeah Damien’s awesome. I was speaking for people other than myself

  • @LalaKathleen
    @LalaKathleen 5 років тому +177

    EmKay: posts quality content that takes a lot of time to make nearly every day
    You guys: oH eM gEe wHeRe’S SlAzO

    • @Buddhistsocialist
      @Buddhistsocialist 5 років тому +2

      LalaKathleen rapping people.

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 5 років тому +7

      whats the slazo joke I dont get why everyone is calling emkay slazo?

  • @thebeanieman
    @thebeanieman 4 роки тому +164

    Nice guys:
    Gay Girls: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you mortal*

    • @hentaisurf8207
      @hentaisurf8207 4 роки тому +16

      It's so hard being a gay girl when you are a dude and straight

    • @pr_gr8760
      @pr_gr8760 4 роки тому +6

      This made me laugh a lot 😂😂😂

    • @thebeanieman
      @thebeanieman 4 роки тому +5

      @@pr_gr8760 well- wow- thanks?

    • @sliverbullet7973
      @sliverbullet7973 4 роки тому +11

      Bisexuals: *I am 8 parallel universes ahead of you mortal*

    • @Abyssalvintages
      @Abyssalvintages 4 роки тому +16

      Pansexual: *I am 12 pans ahead of you*

  • @TheIllusiveBlane
    @TheIllusiveBlane 5 років тому +155

    Wow, that voice, I wish I had.

  • @poppajournee8323
    @poppajournee8323 5 років тому +232

    "Remember that nice guy in high school that you kept in the friend zone so you could date that chad? The guy you mistreated for years and made feel like he was nothing while he waited on you hand and foot.... well thats not me, i was the chad"

    • @cythose4059
      @cythose4059 5 років тому +21

      You dont look like a chad

    • @HCXVII
      @HCXVII 5 років тому +18

      you look like you're about to pack up 3 children

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor 5 років тому +8

      Lol "was"

    • @onyx1654
      @onyx1654 5 років тому +17

      @@cythose4059 let him have self confidence lmao

    • @goldenwind_IV
      @goldenwind_IV 5 років тому +2

      Chad Davis

  • @soup_time-11movedchannelsc70
    @soup_time-11movedchannelsc70 4 роки тому +41

    "Your one of them female furrys that ignore male furrys"
    ( *Tea kettle intensifies* )
    Oh my God

  • @odette6328
    @odette6328 5 років тому +474

    Why do people think sending unwanted dickpics is okay? It's like flashing yourself in front of someone you don't know in a park. It's sexual harassment. How's that so hard to understand? Besides, it's hard to tell the age of someone online so the fact that some grown ass dudes probably sent underage girls Dickpics is just...

    • @abameow
      @abameow 5 років тому +9

      @@minty9982 why the fuck are you on it then

    • @katychang7561
      @katychang7561 5 років тому +3

      Organic soap sc is not an app for older kids it’s for anyone who wants to be on it

    • @minty9982
      @minty9982 5 років тому +17

      @Claire yikes bro, chill.

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 5 років тому +7

      Odette Not wanting to defend any of these disgusting pigs but i heard many people saying that hornyness can make you do weird thing,but at this point these people have problem even before they were horny,this is the sad reality

    • @heyitsenzo8750
      @heyitsenzo8750 5 років тому +2

      Odette it’s just...eww

  • @averagepanda9353
    @averagepanda9353 5 років тому +137

    the downside of these videos are the entitled and shitty people.
    the upside however is this guy's reaction. nice laugh. so precious. must protecc.

  • @OnyxAgainstTheWorld
    @OnyxAgainstTheWorld 4 роки тому +91

    "Frigid."
    **stares in asexual** ...k

  • @ShinoaburameX3333
    @ShinoaburameX3333 5 років тому +65

    The fact that the girl from hinge was fully willing to gove that guy a secomd chamxe after everytjing he did. I think she needs to stay far awY from all those red flags

  • @rrcodel
    @rrcodel 5 років тому +79

    Damien's voice is so calming.

  • @BartyCrease98
    @BartyCrease98 4 роки тому +71

    I remember when I was a r/nice guy
    No wonder so many girls never talked to me

    • @Devmess7799
      @Devmess7799 4 роки тому +1

      Same
      Also, Nice name.

    • @Devmess7799
      @Devmess7799 4 роки тому +6

      @Jamilah toenailkilla life experiences probably.

    • @blackberryfreddy2243
      @blackberryfreddy2243 4 роки тому +5

      @Jamilah toenailkilla maybe realization, or someone just told em and he realized

  • @canuck3703
    @canuck3703 5 років тому +283

    If you have to say your a nice guy ur probably not 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @xsoxfatalx9721
      @xsoxfatalx9721 5 років тому +5

      But .....I am a nice guy

    • @chrisbtw6896
      @chrisbtw6896 5 років тому +36

      @@xsoxfatalx9721 (x) doubt

    • @xsoxfatalx9721
      @xsoxfatalx9721 5 років тому +4

      @@chrisbtw6896 you're just one of those Chad-like assholes that use females, ya'll deserve each other

    • @willis1383
      @willis1383 5 років тому +5

      @@cal4906 r/woooosh

    • @willis1383
      @willis1383 5 років тому +4

      @@cal4906 i'll give you that

  • @miskats
    @miskats 5 років тому +41

    "Is there an officer, problem?" I am deceased

  • @captainchemo8074
    @captainchemo8074 4 роки тому +85

    Me: I'm not a bad Guy
    Me (1 hours later): I'm not a good guy either
    Me (now: months later): you know what, I'm just a guy

  • @averybaravik7213
    @averybaravik7213 5 років тому +51

    16:12
    It sounded like the steve hurt noise from minecraft.
    “OOH”

  • @_MNF__
    @_MNF__ 5 років тому +68

    10:00 Honestly she gave you a chance man 😔

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 3 роки тому +8

      And he blew it like a lonely stick of dynamite.

  • @trickxtreat5663
    @trickxtreat5663 5 років тому +44

    "is there a officer, problem?" made me laugh so much. Its around here somewhere 16:00

  • @quill_bee
    @quill_bee 5 років тому +121

    I like Damien, and honestly, my opinion is the only one that matters

  • @jg1681
    @jg1681 5 років тому +88

    These videos get me mad because of how impatient these guys are. They need to grow up.

    • @babushka4813
      @babushka4813 4 роки тому

      Seriously

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +20

      @@babushka4813 the theory i have in my head as to why people are like this is because they're so stuck with the fantasy in their head of their ideal partner that when they try something and it backfires they lash out immediately. in their head they have it figured out, the absolute perfect relationship, but they're only thinking just about the positive parts. not about the flaws or insecurities their partner could potentially have, just that they're sure if they give enough attention to them things can just work out and fix itself. obviously that doesn't work and so they get upset. trying not to reveal their insecurities on getting rejected by being assertive and pinning the blame on everyone else and ironically that shit backfires painfully on them. it boils down to insecurity, really.
      tl;dr - people are so far up their own ass when it comes to fantasizing about getting laid that when reality is unpredictable and not what they expected they try at a tactic that doesn't show how upset they are at being rejected. which becomes the trash mess of nice people.

  • @idontknoworcare300
    @idontknoworcare300 4 роки тому +19

    his laugh always makes me laugh.
    i love it

  • @mysterypersonthing8885
    @mysterypersonthing8885 5 років тому +92

    The "funny" thing is how all the victims are so patient with the "nice-guy"'s bs...

    • @jensbasement3862
      @jensbasement3862 4 роки тому +11

      Most "nice guys" target timid people who don't have the gumption to say "no"

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 4 роки тому +9

      probably because it's more funny than anything

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL Рік тому +1

      The one woman that paid for her own drinks actually is a saint to keep talking to that piece of filth for as long as she did
      I think she was doing that because they did physical meet and she doesn't want him to physically stalk her so she's trying her best disfuse the conflict
      That's just my impression

  • @chriswolf3686
    @chriswolf3686 5 років тому +179

    Nice male furry?
    We need r/nicefurryguys and r/nicefurrygirls ASAP

    • @crispcandle8331
      @crispcandle8331 5 років тому +4

      I was looking for this comment.

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 5 років тому +7

      I think that's basically creepyasterisks and creepypms...

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +2

      I don't descriminate by gender, they are all just degenerates.

    • @Dojoslayer
      @Dojoslayer 4 роки тому

      Yeah, have fun screwing with your dog‘s ass

    • @hervygervy8530
      @hervygervy8530 4 роки тому

      That would be comedy gold lol

  • @Syliag7
    @Syliag7 4 роки тому +16

    7:39 as a furry, i refuse to be associated with this man and officially declare myself offended by his mere existence

  • @James.Stark.Ben.Edition
    @James.Stark.Ben.Edition 5 років тому +342

    2 videos in a day? Man, This guy that's taken over EmKay after Michael is pumping things out, eh?

  • @wardedthorn6523
    @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +17

    "Physical demonstrations of my love" sounds creepy as hell

  • @rasati
    @rasati 4 роки тому +10

    15:28 oh god the stereotypical nerd voice it gives me goosebumps

  • @juliviana7738
    @juliviana7738 5 років тому +68

    I'm somehow in love with this guy now, even tho I miss Slazo.

  • @Maybe.morgan
    @Maybe.morgan 5 років тому +18

    I lost it when he said " ahape"
    my sense of humor is horrible.

  • @orion_starchaser
    @orion_starchaser 5 років тому +14

    *"Is there an officer, problem?"*

  • @rokkkleee112
    @rokkkleee112 5 років тому +163

    Hey man I know you might be reading the comments and I hope you read this one and I liked slazo but I like you more you’re an actually good voice actor person.

  • @kiuura
    @kiuura 5 років тому +603

    cool but what happened to the actual Australian human being

    • @pastnieks7384
      @pastnieks7384 5 років тому +32

      died lmao

    • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
      @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 років тому +78

      Too many spiders, drop bears and other dangerous fuckers

    • @killme5204
      @killme5204 5 років тому +9

      Janco van der Westhuizen wait fuck drop bears are real???? On my year six camp they told us about them as a joke, and made us all hold sticks above our head! I thought they weren’t real!! What that fuck???

    • @yoshikagekira4471
      @yoshikagekira4471 5 років тому +1

      Kill Me they’re not real.

    • @ninjalokust
      @ninjalokust 5 років тому +16

      Me when I see an EmKay upload "FUC YEAH DAWG"
      Me when I hear a non Australian *dislikes and closes video*

  • @GhostlyX3
    @GhostlyX3 3 роки тому +32

    "Ok furry"
    As a furry I would like to say that I am extremely offended you would compare us to a niceguy
    Yes were degenerates, but where not THAT bad

  • @bingle4551
    @bingle4551 5 років тому +55

    video: r/niceguys
    content: ‘nice guys’
    thumbnail: actually nice guy

    • @decayan9023
      @decayan9023 5 років тому +1

      You don't find any of them a bit creepy ?

    • @microbialdoormat
      @microbialdoormat 5 років тому +3

      He’s talking about the meme, it’s not a nice guy, it’s a.... kind guy.

  • @cameronfox4401
    @cameronfox4401 5 років тому +126

    Unpopular opinion: Damien is better than The Slazbag™.

  • @couldntmixapotnoodle
    @couldntmixapotnoodle 2 роки тому +8

    I always knew niceguys were cancer, but the second you get into a healthy relationship you realise they are creepy as hell and abusive.

  • @facetious5268
    @facetious5268 5 років тому +43

    nobody:
    villagers in minecraft: 8:52
    sexy villagers in minecraft: 10:33

  • @chaselindsey8841
    @chaselindsey8841 5 років тому +18

    Imagine being this narcissistic and thirsty at the same time

  • @EternalVirgin
    @EternalVirgin 4 роки тому +3

    That last one just screams "Twilight" so much that I started sparkling in sunlight.

  • @KrazyCouch2
    @KrazyCouch2 5 років тому +65

    9:30 PM: WHERE'S MICHAEL!?

  • @grinch9544
    @grinch9544 5 років тому +9

    I pray I never meet one of such people in real life. They take hypocrisy to different levels.

  • @YourOnlyHero
    @YourOnlyHero 5 років тому +6

    "Is there a officer, problem?"
    This mad lad

  • @Caliexl0l
    @Caliexl0l 5 років тому +13

    His laugh is amazing, love this new guy

  • @froguly
    @froguly 5 років тому +61

    Nice girls: FINALY equality
    *eight minutes later*
    Nice girls: never mind ladies always come first

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 5 років тому +10

      M E D I O C R E M E L O D Y I get the joke, but it kind of seems irrelevant or unconnected to the current video, I feel like it would be better suited to an R/nicegirls video.

    • @LuvFearlessly
      @LuvFearlessly 5 років тому +1

      Huh

  • @SpicyEspresso
    @SpicyEspresso 3 роки тому +1

    10:36 read with Winnie the Pooh’s voice 😂 (GET OUTTA MY HEAD!) 😂

  • @justpeachy6450
    @justpeachy6450 5 років тому +65

    If you guys want to hear Slazo's voice can't you just go to his channel. You guys are being kind of unsupportive of Damien.

    • @user-gg2eh8ni9b
      @user-gg2eh8ni9b 5 років тому +1

      True.

    • @microbialdoormat
      @microbialdoormat 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, I don’t get this drama, Slazo is fun but I prefer Damien. Wish he used stand-ins more, instead of saying b he could say... boi or bruh or bat or bar

  • @maybekhris
    @maybekhris 5 років тому +30

    Oh no, even the furry community can't escape the nice guys

    • @k9_unit49
      @k9_unit49 3 роки тому +7

      Help😿

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 3 роки тому +4

      please help us, we're getting hunted by them

  • @Năzdrăvanul69
    @Năzdrăvanul69 Рік тому +1

    The fact that at one point it went from a dramatic breakup over text to "PLEASE GIVE ME A HUG" is hilarious

  • @IKnoImTrash
    @IKnoImTrash 5 років тому +62

    Ignore the haters. I like the new style. Keep up the good work!

  • @venuslowe
    @venuslowe 5 років тому +8

    11:01 i relate to this so much. i hate hugs (it feels like i’m being suffocated) but people get *so* upset when you turn down a hug?? like chill out lmao

  • @AnomalousNormie
    @AnomalousNormie 2 роки тому +3

    The man apologizing for getting mad at the woman who spoke to someone else gave me low key killer vibes. Like, I fear if she we let him come over or went back, he'd have ended up killing her and the guy she spoke to.

  • @gd9210
    @gd9210 5 років тому +11

    the dude with the gay metal sonic pfp is the only person that matters

  • @indoorkyte
    @indoorkyte 5 років тому +73

    Dude perfect video to wake up to cheers 🥰

    • @vallencia
      @vallencia 5 років тому +2

      Another one of my species :)

    • @joshkrasnow5949
      @joshkrasnow5949 5 років тому

      This isn’t a dude perfect video it’s and emkay vid

    • @vallencia
      @vallencia 5 років тому

      @@joshkrasnow5949 I think they meant "Dude, Perfect Video to wake up to". They just forgot the comma, i guess punctuation really changes a sentence c:

    • @joshkrasnow5949
      @joshkrasnow5949 5 років тому

      *Cough* r/woooosh

    • @vallencia
      @vallencia 5 років тому

      @@joshkrasnow5949 That's a nice cover up to a misunderstanding. Good try though :)

  • @shaneblack8766
    @shaneblack8766 5 років тому +9

    10:35 Me being overdramatic when my girlfriend leaves the room for 5 minutes. 😂😂

  • @TXFlyveon
    @TXFlyveon 5 років тому +9

    "Loves the water"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @ronninator
    @ronninator 5 років тому +7

    I love this guys laugh 😂 it’s contagious and tbh makes the video that much more entertaining

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 3 роки тому +1

    Dear nice guys, you cannot go from simping to insulting to apologizing back and simping it does not work that way

  • @TeatroGrotesco
    @TeatroGrotesco 3 роки тому +4

    Seems every Nice Guy convo is an example of, "That Escalated Quickly. "

  • @unfairdream
    @unfairdream 5 років тому +29

    I didn't know you went through puberty.

  • @FoggyBadger
    @FoggyBadger Рік тому +2

    7:30 "I do better in bed than your boyfriend". How...how would he know that...? 👀

  • @clockworkprincess3034
    @clockworkprincess3034 5 років тому +23

    Subscribing mainly bc I feel in love with the guy's laugh lol 😅😁

  • @eliac
    @eliac 5 років тому +4

    I wish one day a nice guy uses the line “all women ask for is a nice guy, but reject him when he appears” and the girl is just like
    “Dude. *I’m lesbian.”*

  • @darcykeeblewatson4121
    @darcykeeblewatson4121 4 роки тому +2

    'Name withheld' XD That voice killed me XD

  • @ghostyboiabandonedchannel
    @ghostyboiabandonedchannel 5 років тому +70

    7:37 as a furry
    I’m legit wheezing that gotta be the most cringeworthy thing I have ever seen! XD

    • @ghostyboiabandonedchannel
      @ghostyboiabandonedchannel 5 років тому +15

      Eh well I’m not an adult so I don’t have a fursuit but mostly you enjoy acting like an animal and role playing in roleplay games online and in real life, you also tend to draw a lot of your own furry ocs etc it’s pretty cool

    • @SonicFan11403
      @SonicFan11403 5 років тому +10

      @@F.R676 Basically any other normal person except you sometimes do animal things like noises or actions. If you've got money you get a fursuit but the majority of us don't have the money to do that so we turn to drawing or music to express our 'fursonas' - furry personas.

    • @greyishautumn116
      @greyishautumn116 5 років тому +5

      You basically get to reenact your pets cuddly nature (short and simple lol)

    • @HCXVII
      @HCXVII 5 років тому +10

      you get to join the mentally disabled club by being a furry

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 5 років тому +1

      @@HCXVII Ok well that's just mean lmao