@@jc8153 I actually got Aspergers, soooo... If anyone really needs proof I can show my medical papers, but no one sane would ask me for that over a rather innocent comment I think.
Because I am right. What's more realistic, he's rich but working a low skill job because fuck it or he's not rich and working a low skill job because he doesn't have skills for much else/it was just the job that was available.
"fair enough" also gets interpreted as hostile in a sarcastic way. You can't escape people dunking on you for being rejected, lots of people are just bad.
Amilah Well, they probably weren't worth it then. If people want to be chased then they kind of overestimate themselves and they also harm and mistreat the other person because they play with the emotions of those things people.
@Amilah If a man who is busy actually wants to go out with you, he will literally say that. He will make it clear that he has a very demanding life and career, but, if you are willing to accept that, he would be really happy to go out with you -- so long as the expectations are correspondingly moderated for the lack of time. If a man says he is busy without providing a solution, that's just a "no" in disguise or, as you note, an invitation to go on an unrewarding and futile chase. Pass...
I feel like this thread is gonna develop a curse comment but here we go. A deformed goblin fuck was walking down a street at one night. Looking a cute girl but knowing he's fugly as fuck he be acting like a nice guy. He went to Applebee's around the corner and saw a Hatsune Miku demon cosplayer. He then ask her number. She said no. The fugly hobgoblin just called her a bitch and slapped her. The cosplayer called her boyfriend a 400 pound muscle-buff Chad. The Chad beat the shit out of the incel hogoblin testicular cancered face to a bloody pulp fiction. The Chad final statement, It's all ogre now. So the cosplayer and Chad went banging while the job just go another night masturbating to Hentai Haven once more.
@@averagedickmoney310 most people don't want to defend him, though, I wonder how many dickheads tried to defend the twat without knowing who Onision is and thought he was the typical "girls always want big peepee" dude they could relate with.
"Being loved like a princess" or in the historically accurate mind of a niceguy "being forcibly married to a 40 year old prick, which impregnates you at the age of thirteen or lower".
I was asked out by a genuine nice guy and I declined because I’m asexual and he’s the perfect role model for taking the rejection. It didn’t get awkward afterwards, we became co worker bffs, and he’s got a new gf now that he adores. These guys just need to take the L and move on.
I’ve got a friend who started dating this guy recently, and she typically gets into pretty short relationships just cause she’s just trying to get to know a bunch of people before getting into a long term relationship. She decided to break up with him after only a few days, which seemed unusual for even her. I asked her about it and she said it was just because he was being a bit clingy. The next day at school this guy decided to yell at her and even attempted to hit her at some point. In the hallway, I heard him ranting to his friends about how girls “don’t appreciate nice guys”. Yep. My friend had a real life nice guy encounter.
Ngl your friend sounds like a bitch too. What's the point in going into a relationship if you know you're gonna end it soon. That's what fuck buddy or friend with benefits are for. Now, she did well leaving the dude and he should be contained.
@@rinlila6974 They're in high school! How long do you think their relationships are going to last? He said her relationships are typically short, not she starts relationships just to end them.
What “Nice Guys” think girls mean when they say they want a Nice Guy: I’m very nice and compliment you, therefore you owe me sex What girls acually mean: A guy who treats them like a human being and not a sex object
all you are true- but I deal with a nice guy all the damn time and it's annoying. hes a total dick when you say no to him at all- and outright refuses to think he is anything other then nice. I've also felt with nice girls, their so damn two faced sometimes its unreal
It's Step 1 of spotting a Nice Guy in the wild. If he's only going for girls above his own league, and then gets really pissy at nicer-looking guys for getting the girls he wants to have for himself, it's an indication he's got an entitlement problem. Nice Guys are like the DarkSydePhil of dating.
@@kingdomheartsispeak4724 They lurk around on Facebook seeking buttpats and their natural habitat seems to be college campuses. Look especially for "WHY DO ALL MEN CHOOSE HOES OVER PRETTY GIRLS WITH A NICE PERSONALITY LIKE ME" screams, and also for homewrecking attempts. In short, the Nice Girl is the larval form of the Karen, Entitledus Parentus.
"Damn he won't even let you hang out with friends" this pisses me off, he's like one of those sales men that don't take women's opinion seriously and think they need their partner's permission for everything
only the salesmen don't do it for a matter of sexism really and they usually do the same if is a guy telling him " come on, you are the one with the pants, don't let your wife decide for you", that is just a sales strategy, you have to make that perso buy, so you feed their ego, make then belief they are more independant and strong for taking the decision right in the moment without consulting ut with anyone( be it partner, roommate, parents, etc) and if they say they should talk it out with that other person you convince them they don't need anyones permission because they are " the boss" in that house. homestly, i worked selling phone lines and home wifi and if it was a woman and she said she would talk it out with her husband( or wife) i would say " what for? why do you need his/her permission for? we both know you are the one who decides the things, don't lose the offer, you can tell them later"...and if the target was a man i would say the exact same thing if he said he wanted to tell his wife first. and the same with old people wanting to talk it with their kids or young people wanting to consult it with their parents. is it a sneaky and dirty selling method? yes it is. does it work and give you more sales to gain more comission? yes, it does. the problem is this guys haven't realized sales tricks don't apply in relationships. e
It's actually aromantic. Aro makes you not want a relationship or feel disgusted at the idea of being in a relationship. Asexual means not wanting to fuck, but you would be up to dating.
That was, to me, the scummiest and most patently manipulative one of all. The lows these people will sink to are sickening. Who hears someone's beloved relative just died and thinks "hey, I can probably get her pussy now!" Holy fuck.
I always thought this was funny, complains no one will date them because of how they look yet only wants traditionally ‘hot’ women.. the Chads of women lol.
This girl who always flirts with a bunch of guys started to hit me up knowing I was in a relationship. I told her that shes a player flirting with everyone especially knowing some have a relationship. She got angry and called me an Athiest. This is the weirdest insult I've ever gotten.
Redomic not only that, the community can never “cancel” anybody. Has the community loves to talk about how they “cancelled” James Charles but his YT channel is doing fine, even ricegum is back after him being called out by the content cops. The community can’t cancel anybody, they love saying they can because they think they have some type of power in a virtual community, when they actually don’t.
Vossavic TL true. The makeup community is a mess and people always excuse James or whoever bc “people make mistakes”. It is annoying but I gotten somewhat used to it even though I know it’s annoying. The catch phrases are really annoying , mainly “Skskskks”
Yeah, but what is the life expectation of a program? 7 years is forever, so Siri is like 100 in program-years. Just like dog-years, except you shouldn't be dating your dog, even if it is above 18.
@@acaterinab A quick google search would tell you that, but since we're already here: "Shaking My Head". I usually imagine an eyeroll with it for good measure.
@@Tenjeen Ik google can tell me but for some reason I like asking random people on yt something I could google so I can google it later if it sounds wrong to see if they know what they’re talking about lmao
a guy buying bathing bathwater and not harassing people is 100times better then the nice guys that are spreading toxicity and hate cause they dont get what the feel entitled too..
Me after talking to a lady I'm into: "Hey you're cool wanna get coffee or something?" Her: "Sorry I'm currently in a relationship." Me: "Aight, my bad, sorry for bothering you."
This happens even when I'm at work. customer: "You're really cute." Me: "I have a boyfriend." Customer: "Oh? when did you meet him?" Me: *lying through my teeth* "Not too long ago..." Customer: "Well if that doesn't work out I'm here. I'm a simple guy." Me: "Have a good night." Me: .... (Just leave please!)
Dude I had just turned 19 and this customer came up to the register, looked me dead in the eyes, and said POINT BLANK "Well I would like to go on a date with you" He was easily in his 40s.
Please don't give me these fears. I'm just about to start working at gamestop the ULTIMATE nice guy hub and I wanna pretend that I'm not gonna get hit on while I'm in there
@@bubbykins4864 you know what. You must be Confucius or something because it's been literally 3 weeks into the job and I got hit on today by a man with 3 kids. Unbelievable.
i worked at a call center in assistance service of a phone company, all the interaction with the costumers was through the phone, they could not see us...that did not stop them from trying to flirt, and we could not hang up unless they directly insulted us or were very rude.
"Besides it must take forever giving me all these downvotes..." Yeah, because if there's one thing on the internet that's long and tedious, it's making one single click to downvote something
Nice guys are insecure. We know there’s a reason you mask your personality. We know that you’re afraid of people. We know that you are desperate for attention you shouldn’t even care about.
@Winged programme Hero626 Nice guys are the bullies I'd say. I have a radar for that lol. This kind of manipulation and désire for attention are just red flags.
@Winged programme Hero626 Nice guys are just a step away from narcissic, a.k.a bullies. Narcissics are angry at the world and attack other people, and the most vulnerable are people with low self-esteem, who then may end up also blaming their suffering on the rest of the world in an attempt to protect their damage ego.
I made the mistake of commenting on a r/deadbedrooms post that came up on the main page. Omg. Never ever again. My inbox was full of niceguys that thought they could fix my dead bedroom for me. Extremely repulsive. Especially since I hadn't posted anything that indicated my gender or the state of my bedroom.
@@Blackade2000 A reddit forum attention seeking women post in to advertise that the sex in their relationship is trash. Quick ego boost for fat girls like this one, knowing the place is swarming with desperate niceguys she can then complain about in comments like this.
meanwhile me asking a girl that i know from school basketball club me: hey [name], youre free on saturday? lets watch a movie. girl : Sorry, i had a plan with my guy... me :oh waiit u have a bf, sorry idk. i shouldnt ask in the first place! girl : its ok, again im very very sorry! i hope you dont feel bad or anything. me : no, im not. girl : wait...youre not gonna text me a full paragraph on how my bf is boring and stuff, and how youre better than him in any way possible and you gonna treat me like a lady and suddenly just shitting on me? me : You mean being a "niceguy" no, not gonna why would i do that. girl : Well then lets go, im single actually haha. asking girl out is simple, just don't be weird.
On a serious note, it saddens me that this verbal abuse is so normal that it's something people even find funny. If you're a guy reading this please consider how you've been treating women in your life
this this makes me cringe so hard i am in danger of collapsing into a black hole. flash back cringe is the worst. if i was a teenager now i would be on r/Niceguys
I love the German language of how powerful it is like if you ever get mad don't do the stupid thing and yell English words at them yet German the powerful will make them cry since it makes you sound like a angry dragon mixed with a demon who smoke 100 packs a day
A while back, I had a friend on disc One day, I was asking how he was, and he said good, you? And I said bored And he said he could change that with a photo I said no thank you! But I appreciate the offer He then said that I shouldn’t be worried, it’s just a photo And then I said again, no thanks! He kept flirting with me and I kept rejecting him, until I just stopped and started to ignore him I woke up the next morning with a ton of messages from him I messaged my boyfriend at the time about it and he said that was fucked up, and I was like oh- Well, long story short, it was surreal and I still have no idea how he thought I was worth all that???? Like what???
The dead breother one is probably the most disgusting. As someone going through the loss of a family member at this very moment, i can't imagine how someone can possibly think it's okay to use the death of a "friend" to try to get into the pants of said friend's grieving sister- and then mock her loss when she tells him off for it. He must have been some friend during the poor brother's life. Hope the sister is doing okay.
Doesn't respond to this guy for half an hour Guy: women always prefer bad guys nice guys like me doesn't loved by women. These guys thinks that they are so good that women don't understand how great they are lmao. it happened few times already and let me tell you what makes them horrible is they don't understand they can be bad so they have delusions about how if they are just normal human beings for five minutes they are fricking great.
“I have a boyfriend.”
“He doesn’t have to know.”
Why do they always think this will work?
SamValiant cause it works, if you got game
@@LeMeilleurr Well, these guys clearly lack game, then.
I guess they figure it's at least worth a shot.
@@spongeintheshoe I guess.
It does if u aren't ugly
It's almost like these "nice guys" are the "douchebags" they claim to hate, only with a shallow facade that breaks immediately after rejection.
You don't say
That's exactly the point.....
Nice guys are usually manipulative. The act nice because that's how they think they will get the girl
@Leonard M even the nice guys and the chads are some times pathetic anyways lol.
We did it boys. We cracked the code.
Guy: *insults girl*
Girl: *is insulted*
Guy: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME
Girl:hits guy
Guy: hits back
Girl:w-wait that illegal
Government: arrests guy
@@ShoJubuz You: Injects irrelevant comment that has nothing to do with anything being discussed
@@echostorm1996 that basically your comment
@@ShoJubuz Not at all, but nice try
@@echostorm1996 it is tho...
Holy shit, I've got Aspergers and I feel like I have better social skills than these people.
Oof
Uh... permission to make a possibly offensive joke?
Same!
@@jc8153 I actually got Aspergers, soooo... If anyone really needs proof I can show my medical papers, but no one sane would ask me for that over a rather innocent comment I think.
@@EnderCorePL he didnt ask that dumbass
I want to see a "nice girl" and a "nice guy" together and see how that would end up lmao
No... but it will be mayhem if that would happen
Hopefully they wont reproduce.
@@galaxyrose4334 let's hope for the best
And that's how the world will end. So pray it doesn't happen
Unstoppable force vs unmovable object
"I can provide for you"
- 26 year old cashier who looks like he's in his 30s
lmfao i said the same thing
Cashier at a gas station 😂
Because I am right. What's more realistic, he's rich but working a low skill job because fuck it or he's not rich and working a low skill job because he doesn't have skills for much else/it was just the job that was available.
I'm starting to think these aren't nice guys.
You can probably tell what I said from the people replying to me
@@LPSWeirdCow13 oh really?
*_Ya don't say?_*
Kiwi r/itswooooshwith4os
@@rodmunduruca2587 there i fixed it :D
*bisexual screeching when i realise i’ll have to deal with nice guys AND nice girls*
What are nice girls like?
@@Ja.abbatta_V karens
Annabeth Grey I’m pansexual so I feel you😔
Oh damn
Amilah well actually pansexuals will fuck literally EVERYTHING. Not just boys or girls. They are extremely weird. But whatever makes them happy.
If you're a guy, and a girl declines a date, just be like "fair enough" and move on.
Simple
Can we just acknowledge that this should be a rule for everyone?
@Amilah My Respect on that initiative!
"fair enough" also gets interpreted as hostile in a sarcastic way. You can't escape people dunking on you for being rejected, lots of people are just bad.
Amilah Well, they probably weren't worth it then. If people want to be chased then they kind of overestimate themselves and they also harm and mistreat the other person because they play with the emotions of those things people.
@Amilah If a man who is busy actually wants to go out with you, he will literally say that. He will make it clear that he has a very demanding life and career, but, if you are willing to accept that, he would be really happy to go out with you -- so long as the expectations are correspondingly moderated for the lack of time. If a man says he is busy without providing a solution, that's just a "no" in disguise or, as you note, an invitation to go on an unrewarding and futile chase. Pass...
Roses are red
The world has brought me to tears
He says he’s a nice guy
But he’s just a neck beard
I beg to differ. I'm actually a deformed Pineapple
@@itsthequenchiest5072 im a deformedh chicken tender i look like umm well imagine a chicken tender ok now you know what i look like
I feel like this thread is gonna develop a curse comment but here we go. A deformed goblin fuck was walking down a street at one night. Looking a cute girl but knowing he's fugly as fuck he be acting like a nice guy. He went to Applebee's around the corner and saw a Hatsune Miku demon cosplayer. He then ask her number. She said no. The fugly hobgoblin just called her a bitch and slapped her. The cosplayer called her boyfriend a 400 pound muscle-buff Chad. The Chad beat the shit out of the incel hogoblin testicular cancered face to a bloody pulp fiction. The Chad final statement, It's all ogre now. So the cosplayer and Chad went banging while the job just go another night masturbating to Hentai Haven once more.
I'm not sorry
What does neck beard mean?
Emkay: uploads a video
My finger: **I AM SPEED**
*_I PEED_*
😂
poptarts LMAO 😂
outdated. alien
*ACCELERATION*
*Y E S*
poptarts AKEKKCJCBSMALLZ
Onision is literally that best representative of nice guys that turn out to be absolutely horrible
I don't want to defend him . Again that tweet was obvious sexual innuendo
@@averagedickmoney310 most people don't want to defend him, though, I wonder how many dickheads tried to defend the twat without knowing who Onision is and thought he was the typical "girls always want big peepee" dude they could relate with.
I agree, hentai.
@@OmegaChase1002 yeah, I thought that pfp was giving some very moisty vibes.
@@tacobanana6538 i think i actually saw the full pic once.
i think it was either a gif or a video.
Most of the conversations in the video:
Person: *“I’m a nice guy”*
Person: **then proceeds to cuss out the person they’re talking to**
I was murdered but I still love to have my asshole fisted.
McKinley
nice guys and nice girls in a nutshell
I slapped my grandmother on the ass because she wouldn't stop stealing my vaginal lipstick.
Some of them cuss before saying they're a nice guy, and then proceed to cuss some more.
huyup123456 what the heck?
"It's not like you're hurting my feelings or anything"
We did it bois, r/tsundereguys is finally real
r/tsundereguys is the best kind of guys
@@shuyotirah9132 lol what is a tsundere?
fucking end me please.
@@MoodyMMA you know its kinda like "iTs NoT LiKe I LiKe YoU oR aNyThiNG" but actually like them. Similar to that with any context
@@shuyotirah9132 Thank you
"Being loved like a princess" or in the historically accurate mind of a niceguy "being forcibly married to a 40 year old prick, which impregnates you at the age of thirteen or lower".
Not even historical.Still happens
0 0 RIP
@@user-jn1wm3tb8v yikes
@@user-jn1wm3tb8v That's the fucking worst part.
Me: *Skips through ads*
UA-cam: “Wait, that’s illegal.”
Wait, that's actually illegal.
*He is the chosen one!*
I applaud
Ads: hello
UA-cam: *ANOTHA ONE*
Super Smolios yes
Me: *has been gay for awhile now*
"Nice" guys: hey.
Me: im straight.
Imma leave it to 69 likes, you're welcome
Lol
me too though-
Careful, maybe the churches will use nice guys/girls instead of praying the gay away. 🤣
@@arpharazon999 oh no that would actually work.
I was asked out by a genuine nice guy and I declined because I’m asexual and he’s the perfect role model for taking the rejection. It didn’t get awkward afterwards, we became co worker bffs, and he’s got a new gf now that he adores. These guys just need to take the L and move on.
👏
Ok question:
Are you asexual (interested in dating, but nothing sexual) or aromantic (not interested in dating or disgusted at the idea of dating)?
A genuine nice guy!
For once an actual nice guy!
8:47
*"depressed?,, don't be sad, you are very thicc"*
nah just compressed
@@armoredcupcake5383 loooooooooooooool
Yeah I used to have depression. But I don't have it anymore because I'm thicc :)
I’ve got a friend who started dating this guy recently, and she typically gets into pretty short relationships just cause she’s just trying to get to know a bunch of people before getting into a long term relationship. She decided to break up with him after only a few days, which seemed unusual for even her. I asked her about it and she said it was just because he was being a bit clingy. The next day at school this guy decided to yell at her and even attempted to hit her at some point. In the hallway, I heard him ranting to his friends about how girls “don’t appreciate nice guys”. Yep. My friend had a real life nice guy encounter.
Ngl your friend sounds like a bitch too.
What's the point in going into a relationship if you know you're gonna end it soon.
That's what fuck buddy or friend with benefits are for.
Now, she did well leaving the dude and he should be contained.
@@rinlila6974 we found one.
@@rinlila6974 They're in high school! How long do you think their relationships are going to last? He said her relationships are typically short, not she starts relationships just to end them.
Attempted to hit her and yet he thinks hes a nice guy smh.
@@rinlila6974 hey didn't you supposed in the video?
What “Nice Guys” think girls mean when they say they want a Nice Guy: I’m very nice and compliment you, therefore you owe me sex
What girls acually mean: A guy who treats them like a human being and not a sex object
It can go the other way now thanks to the nice girls.
A real nice guy don't need to profess himself as one
all you are true- but I deal with a nice guy all the damn time and it's annoying. hes a total dick when you say no to him at all- and outright refuses to think he is anything other then nice. I've also felt with nice girls, their so damn two faced sometimes its unreal
My boyfriend drove 2 hours to see me before we were dating because I needed help. And that's why he's now my boyfriend and soon he'll be my husband
@@j.c.2240 Now thats a *nice* guy
this comment was honestly super cringe so I decided to change it. yw.
*_"nice"_*
*_very nice_*
Sooooooooo very nice
Sooooooooooo incredibly nice
*_so very super duper ultra nice_*
when damien can’t pronounce names but can say accoutrements
When my middle school students start sucking my blood.
huyup123456 w- what
@@huyup123456 I'm oddly relieved that you said "blood,"
@._. Relief is gone.
I want to like this but its at 911 likes
The thumbnail is Onision. AKA The same guy who asks for pictures of girls and tells them all their flaws. wHaT a nIce gUy.
And not just any girls... teenagers
The man has kids who are now under the custody of the man's mother.
It's ironice though, they say "All the cute girls go for hunks." but they're also only going for cute girls so like wtf? Same way around.
It's Step 1 of spotting a Nice Guy in the wild. If he's only going for girls above his own league, and then gets really pissy at nicer-looking guys for getting the girls he wants to have for himself, it's an indication he's got an entitlement problem. Nice Guys are like the DarkSydePhil of dating.
@@neoqwerty I wonder where the nice girls are?
@@kingdomheartsispeak4724 They lurk around on Facebook seeking buttpats and their natural habitat seems to be college campuses. Look especially for "WHY DO ALL MEN CHOOSE HOES OVER PRETTY GIRLS WITH A NICE PERSONALITY LIKE ME" screams, and also for homewrecking attempts. In short, the Nice Girl is the larval form of the Karen, Entitledus Parentus.
@@neoqwerty Dude you deserve a damn Nobel Prize
@@neoqwerty damn I wish I could find one so I can at least experience it...most girls I meet already have boyfriends
Men only ever want one thing
The Krabby Patty Secret Formula™️
@Broeckchen
Honestly, if someone ever told me that, I'd fall in love with them for life, and Im a female. 😂
I stole my granpa's dick and viciously slapped my brother with it when he told my that my pussy is fat.
@@huyup123456 nice
huyup123456 hol up a minute
Shhh don't tell em
"Damn he won't even let you hang out with friends" this pisses me off, he's like one of those sales men that don't take women's opinion seriously and think they need their partner's permission for everything
He was the one not taking her opinion seriously thinking her opinion was forced by her boyfriend.
Can I talk to the man in charge of this account
Jk btw
only the salesmen don't do it for a matter of sexism really and they usually do the same if is a guy telling him " come on, you are the one with the pants, don't let your wife decide for you", that is just a sales strategy, you have to make that perso buy, so you feed their ego, make then belief they are more independant and strong for taking the decision right in the moment without consulting ut with anyone( be it partner, roommate, parents, etc) and if they say they should talk it out with that other person you convince them they don't need anyones permission because they are " the boss" in that house.
homestly, i worked selling phone lines and home wifi and if it was a woman and she said she would talk it out with her husband( or wife) i would say " what for? why do you need his/her permission for? we both know you are the one who decides the things, don't lose the offer, you can tell them later"...and if the target was a man i would say the exact same thing if he said he wanted to tell his wife first. and the same with old people wanting to talk it with their kids or young people wanting to consult it with their parents.
is it a sneaky and dirty selling method? yes it is. does it work and give you more sales to gain more comission? yes, it does.
the problem is this guys haven't realized sales tricks don't apply in relationships.
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Pshhh...I bet you're failing biology!
When a robot makes better boyfriend than a human...
*loses faith in humanity*
gains faith in AI
The bot one is almost definitely fake
Shizuko Rose KTK I lost faith because of your pfp from a ass game
*gains faith in the robot takeover*
I for one welcome our new robotic overlords
I am a simple being, I see onion boy in nice guys, I click
Yesss, I wasn't the only one to notice!!!
Such a simple person XD
Just to clarify, are you'll pro or anti onision?
@@jellybeanjilly6873 probably anti onision i mean being a nice guy isnt exactly a good thing
@@dream_scape3352 yeah, you're probably right, just wanted to clarify.
I love how they all try to be “nice guys” or “nice girls” but put more effort into their insults than their patience
That's because they want instant results, "just like Disney movies" or movies like Back to the Future.
"Broflakes" Is the human equivalent of the fable sour grapes.
@@yummybred3611 walter
@@yummybred3611 walter
Walter Clements walter
@@yummybred3611 walter
@@yummybred3611 Walter
Onision is the very definition of nice guy
Oh wow
y e s
Onision is the embodiment of hypocrisy .
Ho is onision?
Onion boi is a walking fedora
Nice guy: hey beautiful .
Me: I'm lesbian.
Nice girl: heyyy how r u😘.
Me: nvm, I'm straight.
Nice guy and girl:😏😏😏
Me: you know what, I'm asexual.
Welcome to our club.
It's actually aromantic.
Aro makes you not want a relationship or feel disgusted at the idea of being in a relationship.
Asexual means not wanting to fuck, but you would be up to dating.
If ya wanna go the extra mile just be aro and ace.
@@skadaaskadeen i know I kinda tried to replicate the kind of messages you could get from horny people online.
Join us.
"I'm sorry your brother died."
"Let's go out"
"N O"
"Well, your brother is dead, so, I'm like him"
That last sentence makes it even more gross...
@@the_tactician9858 Yeah. If someone tried to pull this kind of stunt on me, I wouldn't know what to do or say for a few seconds.
That was, to me, the scummiest and most patently manipulative one of all. The lows these people will sink to are sickening. Who hears someone's beloved relative just died and thinks "hey, I can probably get her pussy now!" Holy fuck.
Im a dude with Aspergers who dosent always catch onto social cues and ffs. These people have the social skills of a toddler
"You're about to meet the most interesting chemist in the world!"
Walter White?
Duribethin I don’t always drink beer, but when I do. I prefer dos equis
Bathing with a Chemist
Me: Scared noises
Nah fam, Walter Asian
😂
The belief that women are beutys who need help for everything is actually a kind of mysogny
True, it's the opposite of what these nice guys claim they're trying to be like
Sometimes though I do need help with opening something
@@TruffleSeeker54 Same
@@TruffleSeeker54 who doesnt need some help from time to time especially with those damn jars
Thats why i help them with nothing
"A masculine taste in media, but still vapid." Says the guy that watches Rick & Morty.
Caleb Chaney oh my god I read that comment right when it happened in the video and it lowkey confused me for a sec
I can’t believe he thought calling her stupid would help his chances lmfaoooo
._. He literally called her vapid? It’s in the comment
Nice guy: *complains about girls only liking an idealized man*
Also nice guy: *only goes for idealized women*
Double standards FTW
I always thought this was funny, complains no one will date them because of how they look yet only wants traditionally ‘hot’ women.. the Chads of women lol.
Highkey proud of you for pronouncing accoutrements correctly having not known what it means
I thought that was a typo. These guys need to stop having a thesaurus up on their web browser 24/7.
she says like she knew what it meant
@@richpolite accoutrements refer to equipment or additional possessions or things, but I've never heard the word used out of old books
isnt it actually pronounced ah-coo-tray-mont?? thats how folks in my family have always said it at least, but maybe they were just being fancy lmao
Might just be accents lol
This girl who always flirts with a bunch of guys started to hit me up knowing I was in a relationship. I told her that shes a player flirting with everyone especially knowing some have a relationship. She got angry and called me an Athiest.
This is the weirdest insult I've ever gotten.
"Awh, don't wanna cheat on your boyfriend / girlfriend? You don't believe in God!"
Pretty sure calling you a Christian would've made more sense.
Maybe she thinks only atheists have morals and it's a bad thing?
AHHSHSHSHAHA that's so funny idk why lmao
haha you Atheist!
You don't want to go out with me? aThEiSt!!!
Ew that Onion guy still exists? Lmaoaoa I thought he was cancelled
Laughing my ass off ass off ass
@@Redomic Yeah okay, sure.
Redomic cancelled cancelled cancelled cancelled cancelled
Redomic not only that, the community can never “cancel” anybody. Has the community loves to talk about how they “cancelled” James Charles but his YT channel is doing fine, even ricegum is back after him being called out by the content cops. The community can’t cancel anybody, they love saying they can because they think they have some type of power in a virtual community, when they actually don’t.
Vossavic TL true. The makeup community is a mess and people always excuse James or whoever bc “people make mistakes”. It is annoying but I gotten somewhat used to it even though I know it’s annoying. The catch phrases are really annoying , mainly “Skskskks”
2:40
"And I bet you're failing biology" threw me for an absolute LOOP and I will never recover
Freaking same man..
BIO is so easy😳
I failed biology because I forgot my nanny's corpse needed to be fucked before cooked.
Not surprised to see Onision in the thumbnail :’]
I have Aspergers and I know when it's time to shut my trap, good lord
Jake Dragonfire Bless you for knowing when to take your L and respectfully accept being denied
I got an agressivity dissorder and i don't rage on that
"I'm actually dating my siri right now"
Damien, you know siri is 7 years old right?
Yeah, but what is the life expectation of a program? 7 years is forever, so Siri is like 100 in program-years. Just like dog-years, except you shouldn't be dating your dog, even if it is above 18.
*FBI OPEN UP*
That’s an oof and a half
@@MainStreetElectricalParade Thanks, I really am ^^
@@Shuizid normies, this isn't fun anymore
Nice Guy: “I can rock your world.”
Also Nice Guy: *Drops a literal boulder on your skull because you said no.
guess he did 'rock' their world then
Jo Stew 🤣🤣🤣
Last time I was here Chad broflake over here had a different last name
Hamilton! :)
John Laurens, The OBSESSED HAMILTON FAN! Shit I’m retarded I thought that was Bowie’s last album
H a m I l t o n f u c k y e s
@@brendanmccabe8373 lol
Wasn’t his last name thundercock
Forgive me lord for I have sinned, I have been 2 minutes late to a new EmKay video... :(
Your going straight to hell
@@alexk6777 like, to the bottom of the boiling pit
PUBLIC EXECUTION!
Watch 15 more to make up for it
A body has been discovered the school trial will begin (cOuGh reference cOuGh)
“Nice guy”. Just take the rejection and move on. You claiming to be a nice guy doesn’t mean you “deserve” these women. They don’t want you! Smh
I‘m finally gonna do it. I‘m gonna ask you: WTH DOES SMH MEAN 🥲 I feel stupid everytime I read it
@@acaterinab A quick google search would tell you that, but since we're already here: "Shaking My Head". I usually imagine an eyeroll with it for good measure.
@@Tenjeen Ik google can tell me but for some reason I like asking random people on yt something I could google so I can google it later if it sounds wrong to see if they know what they’re talking about lmao
@@acaterinab Must be what makes us human. Especially with physical interaction between neighbours and friends limited as it is nowadays.
This is just sad. Guys can be so desperate and thirsty that they are willing to buy a woman's bathwater.
a guy buying bathing bathwater and not harassing people is 100times better then the nice guys that are spreading toxicity and hate cause they dont get what the feel entitled too..
I honestly wish these fucking eggs would just save up some money and get an escort, save everyone a lot of trouble.
What Not To Do At a Stoplight so you‘re saying woman should send out her bathing water for free?
Capitalism: if there's a demand for it there's also a market regardless of what it is.
Im a boy and i think buying used water is gross
Emkay channel is just Damien learning new words.
N M he’s doing his best
Dang nabbit I’m learning too lol
@@Alicapy that's the secret agenda of reddit.
Me after talking to a lady I'm into: "Hey you're cool wanna get coffee or something?"
Her: "Sorry I'm currently in a relationship."
Me: "Aight, my bad, sorry for bothering you."
Y e s true
And that, children, is how you should treat others.
Oh no, onision is going to claim the video since you used his tweet as your thumbnail
DAMIEN YOU PRONOUNCED ACCOUTERMENTS PROPERLY ON THE FIRST GO, IM SO PROUD OF YOU!
This happens even when I'm at work.
customer: "You're really cute."
Me: "I have a boyfriend."
Customer: "Oh? when did you meet him?"
Me: *lying through my teeth* "Not too long ago..."
Customer: "Well if that doesn't work out I'm here. I'm a simple guy."
Me: "Have a good night."
Me: .... (Just leave please!)
Dude I had just turned 19 and this customer came up to the register, looked me dead in the eyes, and said POINT BLANK
"Well I would like to go on a date with you"
He was easily in his 40s.
Please don't give me these fears. I'm just about to start working at gamestop the ULTIMATE nice guy hub and I wanna pretend that I'm not gonna get hit on while I'm in there
@@Nokomomo22 Well, what did you expect from GameStop?
@@bubbykins4864 you know what. You must be Confucius or something because it's been literally 3 weeks into the job and I got hit on today by a man with 3 kids. Unbelievable.
i worked at a call center in assistance service of a phone company, all the interaction with the costumers was through the phone, they could not see us...that did not stop them from trying to flirt, and we could not hang up unless they directly insulted us or were very rude.
> play pyro
> reflects crocket away from female medic main
> doesn't get pocketed
*> feelsbadman.jpg*
Don't worry disspencers still love you
Can’t trust those gamer grills man
Feels bad man
true, as a pyro main. ;-;
What does this even mean
girl at 3:11 was so nice oh my god she rejected him with so much patience
Props to them in the face of degeneracy.
"Besides it must take forever giving me all these downvotes..."
Yeah, because if there's one thing on the internet that's long and tedious, it's making one single click to downvote something
Yes, I indeed take thousands of years to click a single button. It is very annoying to do.
19 views... 31 likes
*this... this is what i like to see*
Can you tell me when shrek 5 is coming out?
Cant say for sure. The directors havent contacted me.
@@lordfarquaad4222 because you're dead
Lord Farquaad hows life in a dragons stomach
Better than youd think honestly. I made friends with a few other lumps of waste.
Broflakes... I like it!! It’s nice to have something other than: “nice guys”, that just rags on actual nice guys.
That's what a nice guy would say!
(I'm joking, you seem like a cool dude.)
Don’t let my name deceive you, I’m a women.
This is so true
@@pinkoctopus2241 Your username makes it seem like you can't decide
The thing about "nice guys" is it only works when the person isn't talking about themselves.
But yeah, broflake is the best way to put it.
There are nice boys (actual nice guys)
And nice guys (asshats)
Damien is a nice boi
Only the nicest boi
Nice guys are insecure. We know there’s a reason you mask your personality. We know that you’re afraid of people. We know that you are desperate for attention you shouldn’t even care about.
This is cool but 'nice guys' probably wont read this in the first place and if they do they probably dont think they are a nice guy
shrek onion True, true.
@Winged programme Hero626 Nice guys are the bullies I'd say. I have a radar for that lol. This kind of manipulation and désire for attention are just red flags.
@Winged programme Hero626 Nice guys are just a step away from narcissic, a.k.a bullies. Narcissics are angry at the world and attack other people, and the most vulnerable are people with low self-esteem, who then may end up also blaming their suffering on the rest of the world in an attempt to protect their damage ego.
I made the mistake of commenting on a r/deadbedrooms post that came up on the main page. Omg. Never ever again. My inbox was full of niceguys that thought they could fix my dead bedroom for me. Extremely repulsive. Especially since I hadn't posted anything that indicated my gender or the state of my bedroom.
Ouch
What is r/deadbedroom?
@@delirium5381 was gonna ask that.
@@Blackade2000 A reddit forum attention seeking women post in to advertise that the sex in their relationship is trash. Quick ego boost for fat girls like this one, knowing the place is swarming with desperate niceguys she can then complain about in comments like this.
meanwhile me asking a girl that i know from school basketball club
me: hey [name], youre free on saturday? lets watch a movie.
girl : Sorry, i had a plan with my guy...
me :oh waiit u have a bf, sorry idk. i shouldnt ask in the first place!
girl : its ok, again im very very sorry! i hope you dont feel bad or anything.
me : no, im not.
girl : wait...youre not gonna text me a full paragraph on how my bf is boring and stuff, and how youre better than him in any way possible and you gonna treat me like a lady and suddenly just shitting on me?
me : You mean being a "niceguy" no, not gonna why would i do that.
girl : Well then lets go, im single actually haha.
asking girl out is simple, just don't be weird.
as a lesbian I don't deal with these guys.
Though I HAVE dealt with a nice girl.
In comes the Nice Guy^tm who says “you just haven’t met the right man yet.” God those guys just can’t take a clue or respect boundaries.
Accoutrement - noun
An additional item of dress or equipment
It makes no sense to use this word here. The dude belongs in r/Iamverysmart aswell
it means clothes in french but like old fashioned french
On a serious note, it saddens me that this verbal abuse is so normal that it's something people even find funny. If you're a guy reading this please consider how you've been treating women in your life
Honestly, if I'm on a dating app and I see "nice guy" in their bio *LEFT SWIPE*
If there is r/niceguys and r/nicegirls why not mix them and make r/nice people?
I think that would be a alien V predator thing
r/nicelgbt+
Cecelili but some people identify as other things than boy or girl. Such as non binary or intersex
this makes me doubt being gay
This is exactly why I'm not gay now. I'm staying aromantic.
EMKAY I WANT YOUR KUCHI!!! I AM THE NICEST NICE GUY EVER! LETS PASSIONALY HUG
I AM A MAN (DADDY) WITH BIG BONE
wat
@Ivannia Badilla Do you know what a joke is?
@Ivannia Badilla get glasses
I've never seen the word "Coochie" spelled like that before its magical.
this this makes me cringe so hard i am in danger of collapsing into a black hole.
flash back cringe is the worst.
if i was a teenager now i would be on r/Niceguys
12:29 did plankton just walk in?
Yes
That bot makes me so happy. Now if only humanity could make me that happy.
When he's tryna say "accoutrements" at 1:21, I held my breath. I'm proud of you buddy.
1:34 I gotta say, this dude is taking "send nudes" to a whole new level and for that... I respect him.
It was absolutely hilarious and well written!
what a mad lad
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
I want my wife back :(
ilyシ Bacc*
That_one_Weird_human hello this was 8 months ago my guy
ilyシ your pfp is from ahego isn’t it
Mary Davis was it obvious?
The "y u crying all the time guy" is literally the worst like
He is disgusting
Lmao JuSt StOp CrYiNg 4hEaD
Lol I don’t actually get rejected by women.
They just run away screaming
**pat pat**
Atleast ur fish dosent run from u :)
yamchii ironically it did run away... for 30 minutes and instead of it screaming, the drag on my fishing reel was screaming;)
@@blmchris6951 lol
@@blmchris6951 Do I know you Chris?
This is like doing something nice for your teacher, then expecting a scholarship the next day.
"What are you doing at this time?"
"Well, it looks like I'm replying to a creepy sounding guy, but I don't know how much longer that will last."
I love the German language of how powerful it is like if you ever get mad don't do the stupid thing and yell English words at them yet German the powerful will make them cry since it makes you sound like a angry dragon mixed with a demon who smoke 100 packs a day
That's exactly why I've started learning German. Or I just use Google translate and insult people so that I seem more mad and furious
This is the most amazing description of German I've ever read.
I was trying to learn it, but gave up and decided to stick to learning Spanish.
Ong
I would like to say something to all "nice" guys on the behalf of girls:
👏Swearing👏at👏us👏after👏we👏don't👏do👏something👏you👏want👏doesn't👏help👏
A while back, I had a friend on disc
One day, I was asking how he was, and he said good, you?
And I said bored
And he said he could change that with a photo
I said no thank you! But I appreciate the offer
He then said that I shouldn’t be worried, it’s just a photo
And then I said again, no thanks!
He kept flirting with me and I kept rejecting him, until I just stopped and started to ignore him
I woke up the next morning with a ton of messages from him
I messaged my boyfriend at the time about it and he said that was fucked up, and I was like oh-
Well, long story short, it was surreal and I still have no idea how he thought I was worth all that???? Like what???
You wont give me 10 million dollars? Woooow you must be failing biology.
Edit: HOLD UP. EMKAY IS DATING SIRI? JESUS DUDE SHES 7
Lol
What if
You wanted to go on a date
but Karen said
"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!!!!11111111111111"
you make me sad
@@ratsinawall hey, I've seen you in other comments!
@@MrJamesralo holy shit really? From where? (This is my first time being recognized lol)
@@ratsinawall it's fine, I've your videos in my recommendations and I've seen your comments on other videos (I can remember which ones, sorry).
I'd like to speak to the manager
Maybe because I'm not american but 90% of the words you censor by replacing with an alternate word sound no more or less bad.
Yes, it is accoutrements ❤ I knew you could do it ❤
Such wholesomeness
13:23 "And that bring us to the end of r/niceguys"
If only it would have been the end. It never ends, it only seems to get worse 😅😭
I rather be alone for the rest of my life than become a nice guy.
God I met a legit r/nice guy in a group chat last night, and I never knew that I could feel so much pain in my body.
The dead breother one is probably the most disgusting. As someone going through the loss of a family member at this very moment, i can't imagine how someone can possibly think it's okay to use the death of a "friend" to try to get into the pants of said friend's grieving sister- and then mock her loss when she tells him off for it. He must have been some friend during the poor brother's life. Hope the sister is doing okay.
It's like the male version of "i'M nOt LiKe OthEr giRlS, i'M quiRckY anD bEtTer thAn thEM"
are we not gonna talk about how good damians planton impresson was. ( 12:41 )
I just realized that at 3:00 that post is an r/niceguys and r/oopsdidntmeanto hybrid
“Or else” is a threat! I would choose to NOT reply just to pull his card so I could see what he was going to do. Or else...... please 🙄.
Daddy Emkay notice me please
Please?
No?
Okay, I shall love you from afar
He's mineeeee...... Fight me for himmm.... XD
nope
Not Happening Gacha I have the power of god and anime on my side
@@joshuaharris5634 I HAVE THE POWER OF REDDIT ON MY SIDE HAHA!
Not Happening Gacha I have the power of Memes , Reddit , God , Anime and Emkay
The conversation though 10:02 is gross. Her brother just died and this guy is acting like an ass.
Doesn't respond to this guy for half an hour
Guy: women always prefer bad guys nice guys like me doesn't loved by women.
These guys thinks that they are so good that women don't understand how great they are lmao. it happened few times already and let me tell you what makes them horrible is they don't understand they can be bad so they have delusions about how if they are just normal human beings for five minutes they are fricking great.