[Vinesauce] Joel - GTA San Andreas Spooky Myth Special ( Part 1 )
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2019
- He's real boys.
Date streamed: 15 Jul , 2019
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Joel: "This is a spooky GTA stream. No Bullshitting! This is 100% Scary!"
Game Radio: "I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA."
Spongebob: I think i got diarrhea.
But, diarrhea is scary, man.
Joel yes the meteors or black dots are a thing. It is believed 1. They are the ressult of the fog skybox (object rendering) and the weather/atmosphere skybox (coloring and rain) as when they collide a gap to the outside can be seen for a while just like HL2 or Doom no texture walls aiming to the outside when in SA is black or 2. Its a rendering glitch as common like anything else weird in SA. Can't believe no one is talking about myths.
Joel: “I want to keep this grounded in reality.”
Also Joel: *tries to fly around on a magic carpet but can’t because the door is locked*
Haven't watched this yet but i will be prepared for that.
The guy who made the Bigfoot and aliens mod for San Andreas is an Italian youtuber, and when you installed the mod, it contained a virus that basically disables Adblock for his channel. True story.
Fuck Italy
@@Jortmeme Fuck this guy not italy
that's kinda funny actually but also fuck that guy
To make a virus that specifically disables AdBlock for your channel is really clever, even if devilishly.
@@Jortmeme Bro wash your mouth I'm from pastaland
Swedish man chases a suicidal Bigfoot who tried to jump off a cliff and drown itself.
I'm liking this for your comment but also because of your beautiful pfp+username combo
Sharlto Marshall you down to hang out later?
gta vc flashbacks
Swedish man plays SA with a *bad case of diarrhea*
Swedish man with a bad case of diarrhea chases cryptid off a cliff and into a river after having fellatio performed on him.
Honestly, Joel should do more of these video game easter egg/urban legend hunting streams. This one was an absolute blast.
Yeah. Stuff like this genuinely creeps me out. Would love to see more
Like the ghost horse from Skyrim
@@banyewest4756 the clown with the dick ice cream truck was an ultimate spook.
You look familiar
Nihilistic Acid Dance The Blast
>Garfield repellent
>Smells like lasagna
Joel gets dumber every day
If it smells like lasagna thats an attractor not a repellent
@@mlpfanboy1701 fool
@@mlpfanboy1701 you donkey, you absolute buffoon
Maybe it doesn't repel Garfield, but it's just a Garfield themed regular repellant.
@@mlpfanboy1701 look, we found Joel's alt account!
54:28 When Joel trys to socialize with girls.
Joel: Hello
Girl: *stands up*
Joel: *startles*
She called him names, Joel got offended.
trys
@@HerohammerStudios yeah right, it's "tries" not "trys"
“A man walks into a bar. OUCH.”
- Joel, 2019
yes hello fellow bup
bruhp
Big ol fuckin comment deleter!!!
Hello Daniel
@@mustardtitsthemurdermaster What the fuck
This truly is a bygone era in gaming. You never hear crazy urban legends about games, anymore, just because as soon as someone suggests something, data miners are there to debunk it. And then there's the hundreds of let's plays that would have found it in a day.
Rdr2 still somewhat has some mystery to it
@@TheKiddingStar Yes I agree, RDR 2 gives me the creepy feeling that San Andreas did back in the late 00's. RDR 2 being my favorite Rockstar game and GTA San Andreas is my favorite GTA.
😔
Back to comment about Luigi in SM64
SM64 ye
1:29:58 for those curious, a large plane spawns in this driveway in rare conditions. It generally blows up due to being stuck in the house’s porch
Is there a reason why a plane spawns there? Did the devs accidentally add a spawn condition or something?
Lemius that’s what I suspect. the planes that spawn are always the large prop driven ones, only found in San fierro. Though the spawn rate for them is extremely rare.
The first time I ever experienced it was back in 2005, the very first time I stayed up past 1am playing this game. It was also the only time I got to approach the plane with it not blowing up first. Once entered though, it sure did! Every other time I’ve found only a plane carcass or seen explosions from that house. All in all I’ve seen the plane 3 times, and seen 7 explosions in that town while playing Sa over this past decade and a half. Making it one of the more difficult glitches to witness. Hell, the first friend I explained this phenomenon to, spent 8 years doubting me til he witnessed it himself.
@@sddragon28 that bloody plane seemed to blow up every time I passed that house
Its pretty much confirmed they messed up the vehicle IDs. This plane has a similar id to a motorcycle i think.
@@lemius6154 they probably just messed up the ID number of the vehicle they wanted to spawn there and endet up with a plane. (The "Beagle" specifically)
Joel: "Peepeepoopoo over"
Radio: "Literal diarrhea noises"
I'm crying.
Timestamps please
@@pancakes8816 2:16:20
@@bluegum6438 thank you so much
Peepeepoopoo for Smash.
Someone literally sent in an MP3 of them taking a sloppy shit. What is wrong with people?? LMAO
Jesus Christ I almost cried when I read the title, GTA "misteries" were 35% of my childhood.
I remember seeing one about, I fuckin' forget, maybe Slenderman? But anyways, I was just watching this video, and out of nowhere, it's a screamer. Fuck that video.
I can never forget 2007-08, surfing the internets on my PSP, searching through wads of forums for 'kool' tricks, only to discover a very early video rendition of a "bigfoot" "spotting" in Chilliad that scared the living daylights out of me.. Took me years to mod the game because I wouldn't dare go on "DESCARGAR MODS PARA GTA:SA REAL UFO VRILL" sites to avoid seeing that low-res horror...
Hahaha, fuck General Obvious I'm hispanic and that spanish title was spot on
nothing like that x-files theme song for the intro and the 360p spooky investigations videos
@@resolve2239 Hahaha I'm glad I can still remember how to properly say "Download kool mods"! Those crummy 240p videos with fishy links will forever be embedded in my memories of SA, even though some of them gave my antivirus a run for it's money! :D
BTW I actually legit tried to learn Spanish just so I can understand GTA forums better, and while I might have abandoned playing SA a long time ago, I still love the language and had it not been for 'Las modificaciones' I'd have never found out what a beautiful language Spanish really is! Saludos desde Grecia para todos países hispanohablantes! ^^
30:00 *Woman rambling disturbing sentences*
"You got great hair. I love those shoes."
Why are you everywhere I go
shoes biiiiitch omg
"when i shop, the pain stops!"
Isn't she one of the NPCs that are avalibe as a girlfriend
I wonder why I was already subscribed to you.
I can't believe Joel missed the moment that female pedestrian from the myth falls from the bridge at 2:42:16
I'm getting major 2005 nostalgia vibes from this. I remember dumb 11 year old me and all my friends were obsessed with trying to find Bigfoot and leatherface and Carl's mom's ghost and all that.
Yoo, that myth about CJ's mum's ghost still gets me.
@@SSD_Penumbra not a myth tho
Your PF was the scariest part of this one
G4mbit I’m still afraid to go into CJ’s house.
Dick Penisman Aw great now you’re making me miss me childhood even more :(
6:09 no car infront of Joel
6:12 car just appeared out of thin air.
MYSTERY.
GHOST.
That's some real spooky
GHOST!
I may be wrong, but if I remember correctly that is something you can do at any point in the game by looking down while driving then looking back at the road. Essentially the game loads npc cars depending on where you look
@@drayle This is correct, speedrunners basically just whip their head back and forth to continously despawn cars
Joel screaming NOOO BIGFOOT NOO as bigfoot fell off the cliff had me laughing for six minutes straight
3:13:03
@@doshile God bless.
I love the couple on the motorcycle at 2:24:51 because when the guy gets off the bike the girl tries to get back on and drive off but the guy pulls her off and drives away
21:06 The epsilon hiker seems to engage in dialogue with other NPCs only and not the player
Racist.
52:00 "you guys don't hear that?" All I heard was kermit having a good time. Followed by: I don't hear anything.
Joel: 400 IQ.
Also Joel: Let's take this car. [He says, running towards a plane]
But what is a plane if not a sky car...
@Kekitto Rektus Nobody cares
@Kekitto Rektus u should probably get some help if the best argument u got is youtube likes
@Kekitto Rektus Now you are equal
@I SELL SALT And are designed to go through fluids.
>Joel someone who plays horror games and isn’t phased in the slightest
>also Joel, jumps hearing generic vampire music
59:50 "Its like GTA Syndrome, once you want to find something, the game knows"
Proceeds to drive by some of the rarest spawning cars in the game because "Haha we are rockstar fuck you"
BUT GTA SYNDROME IS A REAL THING LIKE " I need this car. " THEN NONE OF THE CAR I NEED SPAWN
It happened *twice.* He didn't realize it first, but a truck literally just passed seconds before he noticed the 2nd one.
To be fair, they weren't the ones he was looking for at the time.
GTA V is probably the worst when it comes to that. if you spawn at the sandy shores hospital and wait in the road for a car, literally no cars will go down that road at all. I really don't understand it
@@sock8278 It is more then likely because the traffic script is still at the place where you died last and is trying to catch up to your new location where you respawned.
But yeah I know what you mean it is very annoying none the less lol
2:54:43
Currently
CJ is more terrifying than big foot will ever be.
Yes mr.
than*
>does everything wrong
>chat tells him what to do
>"ok"
>continues doing everything wrong
>concludes it's a hoax because he can't trigger anything
I swear to god joel's got a meatball for a brain
i mean he is swedish
nice greentext, very cool
dont be such racism !!! jobel is sweden man, he is meat bal!
No bully joel :(
Joel’s a hard man, he cannot trigger conversations...but he is hard....and he eats Yapaleno.
The only almost "spooky" thing that happened to me while playing San Andreas on PS2, was when I was spending some time on the southeast side of Flint County near RS Haul, I find this pedestrian photographer taking pictures of the ocean, and then suddenly he just started walking towards the water and died.
Yeah, from a coding perspective, thats a pathing error where instead of following the sidewalk they follow where they believe the sidewalk is, which just so happens to fall off into the water
@@TheInnerEvil no sh*t
Thats the suicidal ped. It is very well known, google it
The weirdest thing I ever saw was a glitch that happened when I was playing the co-op mode on PS2 GTA:SA. My cousin and I were running along the beach on the eastern most side of Los Santos when out of nowhere a car (I think it was one of those Vagos Oceanic or something) drove up out of the water and then continued driving directly into the terrain under the city.
Wasn't really scary, just odd. It was clearly a glitch.
3:13:06 Big Foot run and scream for his life.
I H A V E A B A D C A S E O F D I A H R R E A
S P A R E M E M Y L I F E S P A R E M E M Y L I F E
i need timestamps
L O O K A T T H E C L O W N
@@mikeoxlong1395 Spare me MY life
-Jontron
This guy had a bad case of diarrhea 2:16:30
*b e a t t h e c o c k*
Unstable Table I like your pfp
are you the CBT wizard
Woah sonic don’t do that think about the kids!
Ow
*l o o k a t t h e c l o w n : )*
What time does it happen again?
R0mmey10cK 1:08:50
*C L O W N*
He is in the mirror.
I fell asleep to this after drinking with a few buddies and woke up by myself still hammered to "Look at the clown"..... burnt me out lol
I'm really glad Joel used a completely unmodded, vanilla build of the game and played it for research purposes for the benefit of all.
@No Name thats the joke you fuck, he literally used a bigfoot mod
@No Name ok
The 2 and the 3rd part, on the other hand, are not very vanilla
Bigfoot is real and he gave me *CBT*
"dinosaurs have skeletons... i guess" -joel 2019
Timestamp pliz
go fucking fuck yourself idiot
@Master Piece 12:42
@@bali2919 12:42
Fossiles are very big spook
2:16:39
The part when someone put actual diarrhea sounds for the sound player after he told people to stop sending diarrhea sounding tracks killed me
For anyone wondering, am sure Joel's game crashed at the Panopticon everytime because he installed wrong a mod that'd spawn something there. Missing model and texture most likely.
TheRandomVile Sneezle is an ok pokman.
Clown chasing after CJ with a blade
"look at the clown"
Backs over, kills clown
"look at the clown"
2:53:37 Oh man that timing was WAY too good.
Rurutie
~When a fucking plane,
~Hits the mountain top,
~Who ya gonna call?
~Vargskelethor!
It's the way that Joel casually pans the camera around while following the plane's wreck perfectly that cracks me up.
The amount of BS said in chat is extraordinary.
The ghost car spawns pretty much everywhere on the map that is considered countryside even the desert.
It's random. The ghost car is literally just a broken vehicle that can never be fixed, it doesn't drive itself, it just falls off cliffs. It used to scare the shit out of me.
Homestuck profile pic in 2019
Bone Sauce if it ain't broke don't fix it
@@bonesauce1393 's a good piece of media
I'm still trying to get through the first comic that guy made.
Ahh don't you love when the replies have nothing to do with what you said, and they just comment on your icon
2:35:56 you guys have no idea how happy im doing this,and you guys might be like wh-
I’m not happy anymore
2:28:00 the fact that the red car was just ominously moving in the background lowkey spooked me
Jobels map reading and orientation skills are increbidle
8:22 The music goes from spoopy to poopy.
s t o m a k k u
2:53:35 I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe.
The music hit just in time too
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was happening on that mountain much to Joel's confusion
That was so random, but the music synced perfectly. I was laughing so hard that I believe that I strained my hernia hahahahaha.
KAIL I think it’s some kind of Ghostbusters theme midi.
I laughed too but at this a bit more 2:54:24
Aww shit, here we go again.
Wow you're soooo original :D
Ah*
@@cyberrednec You don't know how many times i've seen this exact reply.
my my, how can i resist ya
@@cyberrednec thankssss
Yes. Thank you for doing this. It is such a cozy and nostalgic mood to get in. I'm gonna eat a muffin.
Wilfred Cthulu What kind was it?
@@deviantartguy0 Chocolate or blueberry.
@@deviantartguy0 T'was a s p o o k y muffin.
2:27:51 Come on guys, top left of the screen you can see the red ghost car spawn and drivie on its own. Everyone blind
The day this video came out I was alone all day making pancakes and watching this. It's a really good memory thats constantly reinforced by this being in my recommended all the time.
So the ghost cars are beat-up abandoned Glendales that are succumbing to the laws of physics and borked spawn placements which make it look as if they are driving on their own. That is literally all that is.
the timing of the music at 54:00 is perfect
That graffiti behind the white house on the vinewood graveyard is a fucking classic and he missed it COMPLETELY. It is legit the most spooky part of the game when this graffiti appears and disappears but ofc uncle aneurysm over here didn't find it.
I T S R E A L
3:02:31
I S R A E L
I Z R E E L
This is super fun- not only is it a goofy ass stream, but it's informative! I missed the GTA myths era because I might as well have still been a fetus at that point so this is fun to hear about
zoomer alert
jk u cool
Heh... kids
I used to find myths in SA with my two brothers at the time. I miss hanging out with them.
I remember calling my mother into my room to show her me jumping off the maze bank with a parachute, that blew my mind for about 2-3 months then I probably like everyone else, started looking for aliens 🤣 they where weird times for games the expectation was everything you can think of is waiting to kill you you just gotta find them
My inner child was having a blast watching this. I spent a few hours chasing after San Andreas myths and urban legends. I even learnt a few new things from this video, so thank you Joel. I eagerly await for a second part.
2:45:53 "Bigfoot Israel", what is he trying to tell us
Charlie99993 he is islamic!!!!!!!
Dinosaurs are pretty spooky
They are all bones now, after all
What about birb?
God i use to love watching Gta san andreas myth busters videos when i was younger, i remember there was this really shitty video about a ghost girl being inside cj's mom's house and it scarred me from ever saving there.
Dude I saw the same stuff, nightmares for days. 8 year old me was terrified to go even near there.
@@Titanite_In_NY Right?! That shit was terrifying, i saved the one time and zoomed the fuck outta there to a new save point lol
I was afraid of going into the forest at night because I thought Bigfoot could be there
59:57 you just found one of the rarest car ._.
bruh
I was almost snapping my ipad in half when he literally didn’t see that red ghost car driving down a hill and almost left like it was fake.
@MrBlueD3V1L 2:27:55
As a kid, I always used to be spooked of the forested areas because I was under the impression that Bigfoot would pop up and crash my game or something similar. Of course, I "knew" it was a mod by watching tons of videos on the subject, but I still wanted to find aliens and other cryptids in the PS2 version. Nice to see Joel doing this stream, even if he is a bit of a meatball sometimes.
Why were so many kids playing GTA
@@nhwf6736 why not, its pretty much any kids dream at the time: a big open world sandbox with guns, blood, sex, gambling, customizing your character, great soundtrack and a gang ghetto setting.
Genuinely
@@nhwf6736 i was playing gta as a kid
@@nhwf6736 i was like 14 when this came around but i can relate to the other comments. Gta has all that a child would want from a game
The ghost car isn't a reference to anything, it's a glitch, like you thought. The car spawns on a slope causing it do slide down the hill until its able to stop. An oversight is all it is
1:09:03 clown
1:15:16 mass grave
1:26:50 car tunnel
1:29:58 airplane spawn glitch
1:36:16 Unfinished Lighthouse
1:39:20 Fault
1:42:37 Clone War Memorial
I find it funny that Joel will occasionally laugh at the npc's normal lines
timing is everything lol
My favorite part was looking at the clown
I've learned some interesting things about this game tonights steam, however my favorite part is still Joel failing to hide the horse.
Also I'm never gonna be able to kill that Female NPC again after hearing those lines, thanks Joel.
52:14 Joel's impressions of Homer Simpson
If you watch the left of the screen you can see the ghost car roll down the hill at 2:27:55. Joel is just blind.
@Ash plays He definitely noticed.
45:22 "Was that sex?"
-Jobel, a gamer
That ash and pikachu actually makes TONS OF SENSE. Here in California, one thing you can COUNT ON, there will be bootleg versions of pop culture characters inside EVERY mexican store you go to.
Joel: I'll do more of this soon.
Me: *intense waiting noises*
The freaking flying carpet have more animation than a dauphin in this game-
"all of this for some dinosaurs and semen"
I'm disappointed you didn't drove the mystery machine
Send him the mod via email for part 2
I'm disappointed he hasn't made a part 2 yet
Sorry for the necro, Just a notice for all the people like me who didn't know - he made a part 2.
Why is the kaiser smoking a blunt
@@Vitorruy1 He just got done making Pickelhaubes mandatory across the entire -state- kingdom of Prussia.
Apparently the ghost cars are the result of an oversight. The cars are supposed to spawn on the sides of the steep hills in the Back O’ Beyond area, but because of the physics of the game, this causes them to roll down the sides of the hills instead, making them appear as if they are driving themselves. I believe that they were originally supposed to be a reference, but that the rolling-down-hills thing wasn’t intentional, although it might’ve been kept in because it added to the spookiness.
I swear the first song I was praying to be "MAGIC MISSILE"
Loud nigra rainbow ride magic missile bees. I love that "song" so much I've memorized the title.
Comment made at 1:15:47 so I haven't watched the other part of it so just in case he mentions it later in the video, you can laugh at me.
The mass grave was used in part of the San Andreas 20 minute prologue video that came with the special edition of the game (now on youtube) so if you wanna know what caused it then there you go. I recommend watching it because it's more San Andreas to enjoy.
Bigfoot myths and the like made me legit scared of the Back O'Beyond as a kid
those body bags from 1:15:00 / 1:16:00 are from before the game started
it's from "GTA San Andreas - The Introduction"
Aren't they about the radio woman's husbands or something
I genuinely want a playlist of all the radio music
Same
It's so good
I really like it when you do videos with a lot of
analysis and trivia, it's enjoyable as always.
(You may have accidentally unlisted the video though,
in case you didn't notice)
Its too make it extra spoopy*
Caranella I agree. Your channel looks cool by the way, subscribed!
@@deviantartguy0 Oh wow, that's unexpected, thank you so much!
i also subscribed, your channel does indeed look interesting.
2:53:35 just too perfect to be a coincidence, had to laugh so hard that i literally choked on my food
The long anticipated Special is finally here. So glad i was around when GTA SA myth videos were popular. Definitely one of the most memorable things to watch on old youtube.
2:16:20
wow that period of no more peepee poopoo sure was long
7:25 CARUDE - HONKSTORM
Lmao
Sheepy The Wolf
NO
I CAN NOT UN-HEAR THIS
GTA urban legends are so comfy
They really are.
This game had so much potential for mistery content.
I gotta hand it Joel, he didn’t use a single mod in this stream! No special outfits, vehicles, guns, or Bigfoot missions; just 100% legit gameplay!
Did this make anyone else bring back that feeling of mystery in gta sa it feels like when I was a kid looking up myth and spending hours trying to see them this game is a true masterpiece
These myth videos made me stay away from the forests and CJ's mom's house unless absolutely necessary lmao
2:53:37 That timing to the start up of ghost buster
That spooky playlist was missing 2 crucial songs...
The music from the Goldeneye level "statue"
And of course ALL songs from scooby doo lol
1:29:57 music hits perfectly
Guys stop bullying Joel okay he's just a sweet boy doing his best
P o o s i e D i s t r o ñ e r
2:35:54 *the tree:* omae wa mo, mou shindeirou *NANI?!*
I didn't even notice these weren't modern vehicles until Joel exclaimed something about it. The year in the game is...well, let's just say Mario Paint and Super Mario Kart won't be out for a couple more months.
I really hope we get a part 2 of this. Not even necessarily GTA: SA but this was just really fun in general, though I can't really think of many other games that have these urban legends
2:03:50 I remember that wheelchair, always wished you could drive it around.
Imagine if Carl was crippled.
"Yo Carl, can you drive?"
"No I can't move my fucking legs.'
This was already so long ago. Time just keeps passing
This is already a year old, wtf
just a couple months off of 2 years somehow. i still hope he does some more of these one of these days
I swear it feels like it came out yesterday
One of the best Joel streams in a long time. Gotta love late 90s and early 2000's game secrets and myths.
Can i give the weird lady a hug, she sounds so sad 😭