Bill Burr gives us a tour of Hampton Beach, New Hampshire - July 2012
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- July 14, 2012, comedian Bill Burr gives us a walking tour of the white trash Mecca known as Hampton Beach, New Hampshire. Go to www.BillBurr.com to find out when Bill Burr tours to a city near you, get his excellent "You People Are All the Same" special on Netflix, and sign up for his Monday Morning Podcast at www.TheMMPodcast.com and www.BillBurr.com
"You hear this kid crying? That's the inner monologue of everybody who lives here."
Lmao!!
looooooooooooool made my day!
Bill Burr is full of one liners from the outa nowhere, Thats why we love you Bill Burr
He was dead on
What a bleak and dreary place to live
I love how he calls people "White trash" in front of them. Their heads turn "What was that?"
I could watch bill walk around and rant for an infinite amount of time
Bills walking around trashing the town he's performing in. I love him.
+Billyshead133 He knows how bummin Hampton Beach is because he used to go there.
WALKING DOWN THE FUCKING STREEET!
i died😂😂😂
I come back periodically just for that part.
6:08
As a NH native, this was a treasure to find.
I’m from new Hampshire too
@@baldingeagle8404 same
same...this hurts a little.
So most of what he says is true
@@SchemeTintFocus yeah, Hampton Beach is a shit hole. Slowly being gentrified however
I went to this beach every summer as a kid.
My favorite part of these videos is that Bill has the confidence to walk around all day talking to himself. Makes me jealous
People think he's on the phone
"Buying a girl some fried dough, for bailing him out" lol. perfect.
Right in front of them too
Blinks Fry Doe!
The way the camera makes everything look seems like there is an constant nuclear explosion going on. Terminator 2 style.
I think that was just the camera struggling desperately to cope with the 1,429,000-candlepower shine comin' off his widescreen fuckin' forehead.
lolol srsly that cam or the filter sucks ass. idk what the real problem is here
@@jig-ga I think it's both XD XD XD
Well, the Seabrook Station nuclear plant is a mile-and-a-half away.
The camera is oversaturated with red from his bristling head
I find it hilarious that it seems like Bill is literally saying everything out loud that he would normaly just think! 😆
tune into his podcast lmao hes a honest person! i love it
"walking down the fuckin' street"...hillarious
MrWayout74 They should sing it that way!
Being from Massachusetts, my buddies and I frequently took the hour drive to Hampton Beach N.H. for "Lost Weekends" in the late 80's. I could write a book on our crazy experiences there. It really is the white trash capitol of the Northeast United States, but we loved it!
LOL, Salisbury beach is cruelty the best down in out beach north of Boston. While they cleaned up Revere Beach they ruined Nahant.
“Alright,something just leaked down on me, I’ve no idea what it is” while just walking straight is amazing. Doesn’t brush it off or rub to see what it is, just keeps going.
"Walking down the fucking streeeeeet!!!" Dying laughing at work. Thanks, Bill.
7:15 - mother with child walking towards bill, he drops the f bomb, they walk the opposite direction immediately
+PassiveRecordings total classic !!!! lmao
Probably did it because of the camera.
@JustinBieber Looked legit to me.
Legit
9 years later and I am so happy I am not the only one who noticed lol. I straight up had to pause the video and check because that was so obvious and a perfect bill moment.
"..Hear this kid crying? That's the inner monologue of everybody who lives here.."
That's deep..
"She's already got a pooch like she's had three kids already. It's just depressing" Priceless.
The best part of this is that at least half the people there are from Massachusetts. One of the reasons (the biggest reason) that I started going to beaches in Maine many years ago. 😂
Come to Rye Beach, we have great sand at Jeness!
My friend who moved to Boston from San Diego and didn’t know what was what invited me go Hampton beach many times. I said no every time cuz I live by the RI beaches and why in hell would I drive and get stuck in traffic to go to a beach when I can drive 10 mins and actually get warm water ? Glad to see I wasn’t missing much lol
Although we do have a Hampton beach in RI. It’s called Misquamicut, TONS of water slides 😂😂
@@MK-ih6wprye beach is beautiful!
Old Orchard Beach Maine is way worse and more rednecks.
@@MK-ih6wpI used to vacation at Pagoda Colony back in the 90s. I absolutely love Rye Beach!!
I went to high school in Hampton, this video is cracking me up. I lived on the back strip lol
11 years later, looking forward to having ya again Billy Rednuts SNHU Arena September 2023! You’re the best!
You RARELY see anybody on their phones or looking at their phones here in 2012. It's really, really refreshing.
nice observation, they are interacting with each other too.
I can assure you people were glued to their phones just like they do now. At least the younger crowd and teenagers did. How old are you 12?
Dude, when he said "Shirts R Us: Bargain World" I thought he improved that. Like he was just trying to think of the most over-the-top Podunk, USA shit shirt store. And then the camera panned and zoomed and I burst out laughing, wow that's really what it's called.
Dude, that's exactly what happened to me too XD seems like Hampton Beach itself can actually out-improv Bill XD
Get some great life guard hoodies there!
I drove from San Francisco to Maine this year and stopped at Hampton Beach and jumped in the Atlantic, first thing in the morning, and finished the last leg of a 7 day journey. Felt really cathartic. Good job Bill.
We need more tours from Bill! I love these. So funny.
Just great! Hampton beach was heaven to working class families thru the 60's and 70's, kind of the Irish Riviera.
Irish family checking in. We’re from the West Coast but we still go to Hampton every summer! (Cottage in Rye)
Once the amusement rides were gone from Salisbury Beach, Hampton started going downhill. Nowadays they're both shady
12 years later and I’m watching this being mad the waterslides are demolished. 😢
Ditto!
They aren’t demolished they fell down
I was just thinking that 😂
It's changed so much after the big fire
same lmao
"Sleeping out here for Dave Matthew's tickets since April!!!!!" Hilarious!
I went to Hampton Beach all the time in the 70's, and Bill pretty much hit it right on head with his comments! LOL!!
Bill Burr, the funniest man alive. And man with the shiniest skin ever.
toobalkain he’s gonna be in the next Twilight movie
It's the circumference of lotion distribution.
He took notes from his wife
lmao right on, i love how hes like "Ive been behind enemy lines so long its good to see boston redsox and celtic fans"
FRANCEEZEE Yes! Not ashy.
Last time I was there was the summer of 1987. Lost partial hearing from a Santana concert.
Awesome place to see a concert, but very unforgiving to the ears. I've attended 2 rock concerts there, left both times with the feeling of having cotton jam packed into my ears.
I've had Tinnitus since that day.
one of the greatest videos of one of the greatest places on earth!
Perfect depiction of Hampton Beach because he's lived it.
lol
He nailed it. He should tour Lawrence then Lowell. Diciest cities of the US.
@@williamyoungworth2759 Lawrence MA, rectal ring hole of the world!!
@@williamyoungworth2759 Lowell MA, prounounced Lowhole, identical twin of Lawrence MA proven daily through Haverhill Gaggette, reported by Reah Burnzhaut.
No one couldve showcased it any better
6:10 something about the music makes bills plain statement so powerful just singing to it. And his pause at the end to hear the trumpet before the little punch 😂
The band on stage are friends of mine. They play there every summer. The band is Brass Attack from Springfield Mass. so hilarious when I first watched this video and heard that part. I was thrilled when Bill says they nailed it. Good band
"You guys were good, you weren't that sweaty. You weren't that sweaty. You're usually a lot more sweaty" Hahahahaaha
I grew up there in the 70s. I took my kids to Hampton 2 years ago to show them where I grew up. It has turned into Revere Beach North: one tattoo shop after another, and more tee shirt places than I thought to be humanly possible. Yep, pretty much nailed it.
What’s your problem with Revere?
Revere is not a great area. I used to work there
This is one of his best. Maybe it’s cuz’ I’m a New Englander.
“Pedophiles can’t climb”
“How do you tell a girl’s underage?- she hasn’t gotten her first tattoo yet”
“Racists put flags on everything”
Those off the cuff, impromptu comments kill me.
I'm from Hampton Beach area and this is spot on
Bill burr's insults are like Gordon ramsay's insults except with the volume turned down a few notches. he spews them out so casually and so quickly XD
As someone who lives in a neighboring town, can confirm nothing has changed 12 years later
Loved this place in high school... but everything he said about it is sooo true... Fantastic!
6:09 is the best thing I've ever seen lmaooo
6:16 😂😂
I can watch this video daily... Absolutely adore this guy's humor.
Thanks Bill.
Keepin' it real.
My kind of humor.
20 years military.
25 years postal.
Rah!
man these are so cool why don't keep doing them. bill burr has gotta be one of the truly funniest comics around not even trying.
Had to come back today for that "WALKING DOWN THE FUCKING STREET" hahaha @6:05
"Nothing says money like a f**king water slide." Ha!
"That's where the rich live."
Points in direction of where my house is.
Damn I wish I was rich lmao
If u live out there u r rich
That’s rye beach it’s all waterfront mansions
@@notmyname9625 funny i had a winter rental on rye beach, 5-8 years later im about to be homless XD
@@nextgamebud8342 yeah winter beach rentals is a pretty common step before homelessness in new england so that makes sense (i been there myself not trying to be disrespectful) but a winter rental is not the same as living there. If he owns property on rye beach he is a wealthy person. I know what u are saying tho. I lived down salisbury beach and plum island for a couple winters back in the 90’s and a lotta local ppl didnt realize how dire some of those tenants circumstances were down there. Those beach cabins hide a lot of poverty in the winter months but that is not the story for the people who own their property. Not nowadays at least
Being from New Hampshire I can vouch that this is an accurate depiction of most of this state.
Uh not at all. It's a depiction of cities near the ma border, Manchester, and Nashua. Rest of NH is great more north.
@@idontno0
I hate when commies think everything revolves around their dusty ass cities.
@@idontno0 Really the opposite.
Nope, the rest of the state is totally different. Hampton itself is fine, it just goes from 15k r students to 150,000 tourists a day so it's outside people acting trashy
In 2023, NH had the forth highest per capita income in the United States. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_income
I'm from Manchester NH born in Boston. I grew up in the summer at this beach. First concert i went to was snoop dogg at the hampton ballroom casino. This is spot on and hysterical!
"Hear that kid cryin'? that's the inner monologue of everyone who lives here" hilarious!
yeah that was hilarious. lol everyone enjoying the misery of hampton instead of a world class resort.
Bill was so fuckin quick back then. Effortlessly funny
"Jesus, look at the size of her?" @2:15 hahahahha so funny
Funniest dude alive.
Do more of these tours! Actually you should have a travel show
I check in on this video every year... Just gets better
Who knew the century old Casino Ballroom, soon to be torn down, would be memorialized forever by Bill Burr. I’ll never eat at Sal’s Pizza again for what he’s going to do with the Hampton Beach Casino. What a shame.
some nerd out there, PLEASE mod gta 5 and replace one of the characters with Bill with his dialogue. Or at least get him to next one.
lol
In 2008, Burr's voice was featured in the game Grand Theft Auto IV. In the game, Bill plays Jason Michaels of the biker gang The Lost MC in the mission "No Love Lost". In 2009, he reprised his role in the game's expansion pack The Lost and Damned.
dskirby NOFOCKIN' WAY!!!
I Love you for sharing that!!
Hooded Assassin Yah pretty awesome haha
Wow! That is an amazing idea! 😆
I go here every summer, great to see Bill give a tour. He's insulting people but its all in good fun. He even said he went there as a kid all the time. The Casino is a great place to see concerts/comedians
Bernie’s beach bar has the best food , waitresses and fun . Loved walking down the boardwalk hammered af
I’m literally a piece of shit from mass and spending the week in Hampton right now. Had to come back for this!
“Walking down the fuckin streeeet!”
*Trumpet*
Oh chicago " WALKING DOWN THE FUCKING STREET" gold
This video is from 12 years ago, how have I never heard of you before? You’re just a classic 80’s wise ass. Beautiful, now I gotta watch more of your videos. Yeah, kick rocks Bill Burr!
Bill commenting and ranting on everything is just hilarious and cathartic to watch. 😀
I wish I had the honor of being able to walk around town making videos with this man. Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians.
The 65 dislikes were those sad people Bill was talking about lol
coolman949 No. They were the pedophiles that Bill talked about. Lol
I go to Hampton Beach all the damn time. Love the place. but I still couldn't help myself getting all slap happy over Bill Burr's rant on Hampton Beach. Too funny.
For reference, NH has about 19 miles of coastline, basically Maine and Mass took all of the good stuff. Almost all of it is rocky garbage. Hampton Beach State Park is built directly east of the Seabrook Nuclear power plant by about 1 mile, the only place where there are dunes and sand...
Dudes walkin like a character straight outta GTA
i never understood how people could be so funny
+kiragumanyara no filter...from his brain to his mouth.
+4 Eyed Animation I feel it's something else. most "no filter" people are annoying lol
+kiragumanyara I know how you feel man. Everything he says, from interviews to stand up to advice to stories he tells. Fucking hilarious guy, no two ways about it.
it's just talking it's not rocket science
When's the show, Gaz?
this needs to go viral!!! Burr is the GOAT!
Seeing the playground that I went to so many times as a kid is hilarious
Pretty sure I caught Chicken Pox there!!! Good times!!
hampton beach is 15 mins from me. i laughed sooo hard! great vid :D
Hampton Beach. Great place to play and listen to rock n roll. Did many shows here. Seaside towns are the best for music
I think I consistently laughed about every 15 seconds. I'm crying right now.
Every single thing he said about Hampton Beach is spot on!!
"usually a lot more sweaty" lmfaoooooooo
I just noticed Bill must look like a maniac talking to himself when he's walking farther from the camera
'' EHEHE AND THEN I YELLED AND I FUCKED IT UP'' XD Bill fucking Burr, the fucking man
"Walking down the fucking STREET!"
Still the most epic part of this video, get this back on top, nothing wrong talking about other stuff, but top comments are meant to be video related.
That song is changed forever for me. For the better.
Love when he said "this is a big show to me"... Little did he know then that in about 10 years he would play to a packed Fenway Park! I was there, and awesome show!
Good, do more MAKE MORE of these I approve of them strongly
Bill Burr is on the verge of being the next big angry comic that everyone is just going to love. His standup act is hilarious and his ability to cross over topics such as racism, pedophiles, and religion offending each group equally is awesome to watch or listen too! I've been watching this guy since his days on the Chapelle Show and he is really coming into his prime!
What do you think today
7:05 Bill's skin is so pasty...the camera has to adjust the color of the freaking sky in the background!
I love Bill Burr, very underrated comedian.
Let me just say, sir, that for over 10 years, my family has gone for a few days every summer to hampton beach. AND LET ME TELL YOU- you are absolutely right.
10 minutes up the road there was a dude crapping all over my family tree. I love Bill Burr. I also love Hampton beach. Saw Carlin perform at the Casino in 81. Good shit.
underrated dude ever
i'ld give him a million every month if i had em...
Dude deserved it...a fucking legend
Had what? His ginger balls?
he makes these once a year and they're always gold.
Bill just roasted a hundred stranger like a crop dusting
I am from Maine, but I went to school in NH. My campus in Stratham didn't have dorms so I got an apartment on F street on Hampton Beach. It's the street in the background at the beginning of this video. As a guy delivering pizzas while he went to college, the $500 a month (everything included) rent was nice, but man that town is disgusting! The front door of my apartment looked like they robbed it off a 7-11 and it leaked like a sieve! A moldy, wet, swamp studio apartment! Unforgettable.
More of these Bill!
This is probably the most hilarious city tour monologue by Bill. Outfuckingstanding! 😂😂😂
I left that colony motel in middle of night when I discovered the mattress was covered in dry blood
Omfg
There are few people that can make me commit to a UA-cam video longer than 3 minutes... Bill Burr is one of those people.
The helmet description! 😂😂😂
EVERY single time that song plays i now hear "Walking down the fucking street!". love it
BILL BURR For president....
Been there so many times lol this was a gem to find
"racists put the american flag on everything" LMFAO