That's the "I grew up in a city and need to look tough enough to not get mugged on my way home every night" walk. People in small towns can afford to look hurried.
"You're probably wondering why we didn't show you Times Square. Well some day you'll come to New York and you'll realize why." I went to NY last June and that really rings true lol
+GiantSandles Yup. If you want to experience the real NYC you stay as far away from that neon tourist trap as possible. Me and my buddies figured that out on day 1 :D
except most TURE New Yorkers know that it was not always like that. I remember when it was mostly Hookers,Pimps,Porn shops and Awesome video games and discount kung fu movies on VHS. It was an awesome place once
@@devendrakoli9609 It’s really busy and not actually that impressive once you get there, I walked through there once on like a Thursday evening and there were so many people you were basically walking in slow motion to get through there
LMFAO @8:40 Bill: Look at this guy, he just killed his girlfriend. You think those sunglasses are hiding the fucking murderous look on your face? What are you gonna do with the body man? Hilarious!!!
Jerry did his show "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee." Bill Burr should have his own show where he walks down the streets of several cities badmouthing people behind their backs. Not even kidding, I would pay for this to happen.
"This is something I wish I had more time to do: hanging out here in the park, taking in a little bit of nature and.... shit on people as the walk by" - Bill Burr NYC 2011 Priceless
Anger is the most incredible motivator of comedy. It's depression turned to a more manageable form than violence. Carlin, Pryor, Kinison..... These were angry men who found you could laugh, and make others laugh, at your pain. Listen to Burr for even a short time, and the anger underlining his humor is papable. He's great fun.
Being in New York constantly, it feels so good to hear a comedian express my sentiments. Of course he does a waaayyyy better job than I ever could, but the observation is brilliant and poignant. Good job Bill!
am i the only one that heard "hey whats going on its bill burr" and expect to hear "and this is the monday morning podcast and I'MMMMMMM just checkin in on you"
What I love about NYC, especially Manhattan, is that while it is one of the most densely populated places on earth, you can still act like the craziest person there and no one will bat an eye. I live in an industrial place in Sweden, myself. Here, people will look at you and even stare, even when you're not doing anything. It's really peaceful here, kind of like the place you'd wanna move to after you retire, but man.... The people are stretched so damn thin. Whenever they meet someone they can't help but study or judge them. And not in the nice way...... Where I live it's lonely as hell, but you still feel like you're being watched all the damn time. In NYC you're never alone, but because there's always so much happening, you feel like you're alone. It's like you're hiding in plane sight. I mean just look at Bill, he's walking around like he's talking to himself, but barely anyone is noticing him.
+GearsDemon through out your computer and do something creative instead! learn an instrument, start skating, surfing, painting, anything but sitting there doing nothing.
+JulleHimself You're right. I bought an electric guitar a while ago and haven't been playing it very much. I should definitely look for a teacher and take lessons. Been working out since last month at a gym, which i've never done before. On top of those things I just need to go to events or something. Thanks for the suggestions.
+theman211294 lol that's not always the case., i live in nyc and barely go out most days from my apartment. Of course that's totally my decision but I'm not a very social or outgoing person and I know I'm missing out a lot.
☝🏻️ you of course never been to NYC your next neighbor is probably 20 miles away. If you ever lived in NYC, you would know your limits of being outside, money, events, friends etc.
LMAO! The shots of Bill just walking around babbling, insulting random people are fucking hilarious. Genius idea. Funny watching the one guy who slows down behind his buddy and comes around to compliment Bill at 7:43
Bill Burr i wanna thank you my dude. I listen to you every morning and you just get my day started on a positive note man. Always got me laughin. Salute
Travel Channel needs to stop messing around and send Bill all over the world to different cities to just shit on people and their culture. I would watch that religiously.
Times Square would be one of the last places I'd wanna go too, and I've never set foot in nyc. Bill Burr is such a relaxed, funny guy. Need more comedians like him. Got recognized a few times on the street. She thought he was Morgan Spurlock. lol
I love how he opens the video with the same phrase as his podcasts. Is that just how he talks, in general? *Ordering Dinner:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and i'd like to order a pizzaaaHHH" *Calling the Police:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and i'd like to report a burglaAAHHHHHH" *Getting the housework done:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and i'd like to hire a paintaAAAAHHHHH" *Bill goes to confession (awww GEEZZUSSH) :* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and like to confess my sins" *Ol' Freckles attends AA:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's been over a year since my last drink"
Bill Burr, with a wire, talking shit about people, walking around like Robert Stack. This needs to become a continual thing. Bill is golden at improv. Monday Morning Podcast!
its weird how older people say theyre getting old when memory alludes them. Memory alludes people of all ages. dont have to be old to forget the name of a specific street
these are good, you should do one for a major city in each state, could help build up your podcast to the poitn where u can get sponosrship or ads that will actually be worth taking.
Bill looks like Van Gogh
hahahahaha
Oeil Photography damn
holy shit
Holy shit!!!! 🤣
I thought I was the only person who could see this about Bill Burr,
Bill has the most relaxed walk, of any human, ever
It's called being hot and tired 😂
With being the most volatile person of all time haha
@elizabeth goddard huh?
hes literally above socialization
That's the "I grew up in a city and need to look tough enough to not get mugged on my way home every night" walk. People in small towns can afford to look hurried.
The shit he says about random passersbys is fucking classic.
+slantyrock The comment about that one lady's bush fucking killed me.
"Look at this guy, he just killed his girlfriend." Comedic gold right there.
Dude really did have that look lol
@@chimpwimp9407 that dude had some serious serial killer vibes
10:58 The "gate of horn (odd name for a club no?) bust" happened in Chicago, 1962... 🤣
"You're probably wondering why we didn't show you Times Square. Well some day you'll come to New York and you'll realize why."
I went to NY last June and that really rings true lol
+GiantSandles Yup. If you want to experience the real NYC you stay as far away from that neon tourist trap as possible. Me and my buddies figured that out on day 1 :D
except most TURE New Yorkers know that it was not always like that. I remember when it was mostly Hookers,Pimps,Porn shops and Awesome video games and discount kung fu movies on VHS. It was an awesome place once
Eh, I've been to NYC like 6 times and I still like the energy of midtown. You wouldn't want to spend more than like 20 minutes there though.
Can you please explain why?
@@devendrakoli9609 It’s really busy and not actually that impressive once you get there, I walked through there once on like a Thursday evening and there were so many people you were basically walking in slow motion to get through there
Lol he asked the taxi driver a question, then the next shot is bill walking" I got kicked out of the fucking cab". 6:34
Bill Burr needs a show on Travel channel.
Maybe if they didn't end up just censoring everything in the first place.
he should.. but i mean theres so many vids by now of him traveling.. basically just search on youtube..
LeBron James has one...
LMFAO @8:40
Bill: Look at this guy, he just killed his girlfriend. You think those sunglasses are hiding the fucking murderous look on your face? What are you gonna do with the body man?
Hilarious!!!
"holy shit theres that person I dont know!" LOL.
Jerry did his show "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee." Bill Burr should have his own show where he walks down the streets of several cities badmouthing people behind their backs.
Not even kidding, I would pay for this to happen.
me too
that would be epic.
Comedians in Tracksuits Badmouthing People
Chris, the hell are you doing here
You and Burr are my two favorites to watch when I need a laugh. Was nice seeing your comment while lurking on ancient content.
Loved the part about the guy that "killed his girlfriend" lol he did look suspicious as fuck!
Haha! Agreed!
He can't hide the murderous look on his face 😂😂
"This is something I wish I had more time to do: hanging out here in the park, taking in a little bit of nature and.... shit on people as the walk by" - Bill Burr NYC 2011
Priceless
"Brought a whole piano here. A whole fuckin piano." LOL best line.
"It always struck me as odd that she knew where richard gere lived". Dude, this is not comedy, this is art.
"I can't wait for homosexual to get married and have have to go through a divorce"..... LMFAO 😂 😂
Bill walks like he's about to fuck someone up haha
They all walk like that from Massachusetts
How have I only discovered this now in 2023? Bill talking shit about passers by had me pissing myself laughing 😆
6:33 We got kicked out of the fucking cab....HAHAHAHA lost it
Best part right after it, "what you gonna do with the body maaan?"
Anger is the most incredible motivator of comedy. It's depression turned to a more manageable form than violence. Carlin, Pryor, Kinison..... These were angry men who found you could laugh, and make others laugh, at your pain. Listen to Burr for even a short time, and the anger underlining his humor is papable. He's great fun.
"Ever see Supersize Me? That's me, Spylock Gertrude". Pissed myself laughing.
"how fuckin hairy is that bush" LMAO
8:01 LOL "If you're not on tour with Prince there's no reason.."
The rare comic who is hilarious on stage and off.
Seeing the formation of Bill’s bits that are now world famous is something special
I love the kid nearly walking into him and Bill brings his fist up just in time for it to be a threatening gesture, Bill Burr is the man!
"High Maintenance... 12 o'clock! 12 o'clock!!"
Heh... it's like he's calling in an air strike. ;-)
Bill, you're hilarious.
I like how he took us through the real New York not the TV New York like times square.
Being in New York constantly, it feels so good to hear a comedian express my sentiments. Of course he does a waaayyyy better job than I ever could, but the observation is brilliant and poignant. Good job Bill!
Wish Bill still did these. They are fantastic.
How does the cameraman not shake from laughter through this whole thing
Ear Plugs, its gotta be
"i'm christopher titus"
"hepatitis?"
Model?
modal?
Miguel de la vega geranium
i googled that guy
wtf he looks like Bill XDDD
Chris titus had a series about 15 years back. I believe they know each other. Titus was funny af, alot of the same humor as Burr
"wailing cunts with a guitar" that fucking killed me.
am i the only one that heard "hey whats going on its bill burr" and expect to hear "and this is the monday morning podcast and I'MMMMMMM just checkin in on you"
hahaha
mrgreeneye how aaaahhre ya????
Lmao "Get off the train, stand clear of the doors, ya fuckin cunts". Bill's the fucking best.
Bill Burr can tour my funeral
Jeez
Lol
"Holy shit that's that person I don't know"
His hilariousness just seems so effortless
just stumbled onto these tour videos . wow
this shit is great . bill is just like one of the guys .
fame hasnt gone to his head , big big fan now
What I love about NYC, especially Manhattan, is that while it is one of the most densely populated places on earth, you can still act like the craziest person there and no one will bat an eye. I live in an industrial place in Sweden, myself. Here, people will look at you and even stare, even when you're not doing anything. It's really peaceful here, kind of like the place you'd wanna move to after you retire, but man.... The people are stretched so damn thin. Whenever they meet someone they can't help but study or judge them. And not in the nice way......
Where I live it's lonely as hell, but you still feel like you're being watched all the damn time. In NYC you're never alone, but because there's always so much happening, you feel like you're alone. It's like you're hiding in plane sight. I mean just look at Bill, he's walking around like he's talking to himself, but barely anyone is noticing him.
Omfg Bull Burr is the greatest comedic personality I've ever seen/heard. Can't get enough of him
Man, it must be fun to be him. Just amuse yourself nonstop all day long. Topnotch musings at the drop of a hat. I could listen to him all day.
This is one of the greatest moments in the modern history of comedy.
I would love to see him do the whole podcast like this.
Bill is my favorite comedian hands down. Straight savage.
8:45 "Why are you going to Minneapolis, Bill?"
hahahahaha
LOL that cracked me the fuck up
*Indianapolis*
@@Kjca_1998 - Yeah, thats the city from the plane ride story not Minneapolis
thegrimyeaper aged nicely
Hahahahaa....'he's gonna get pecked to death one day when he runs out of seeds' oooooooh Billy u're the best
Clavers Odhiambo people will quote anything
"get on the ground! you owe us a dollar seventy five! ahaha.. bill burr the man
"That dude thinks I'm crazy" 7:24
HAHAHAH
binged on bill burr today cant laugh anymore :(
greatest tour i have ever been on..MMPC is the greatest podcast ever..thanks bills for entertainment
@8:30 everytime I've visited nyc and went to central park i saw that exact guy with the pigeons cant believe he's still there
That shit about the emergency shirt was fabulous. I wish I could think that fast.
"DJs trying to find some four bar loops that make you feel good when you are on extacy or something" looooooool
Funny because it’s true
-Who are you ?
-Christopher Titus
Best line
That subway part had me dying. This guy is a genius.
I love the cut from him talking about the bruins and lighting to him walking down the street from getting kicked out of the cab lol GOLD
time flew while watching this, Bill is a legend
me too
Man him talking about his past makes me realize i'm not living enough. Too much time on a computer at work/at home. Fuck i need to get out more.
+GearsDemon through out your computer and do something creative instead! learn an instrument, start skating, surfing, painting, anything but sitting there doing nothing.
+JulleHimself You're right. I bought an electric guitar a while ago and haven't been playing it very much. I should definitely look for a teacher and take lessons. Been working out since last month at a gym, which i've never done before. On top of those things I just need to go to events or something. Thanks for the suggestions.
+GearsDemon That's what happens when you live in a big city. More to do, more people to meet, etc.
+theman211294 lol that's not always the case., i live in nyc and barely go out most days from my apartment. Of course that's totally my decision but I'm not a very social or outgoing person and I know I'm missing out a lot.
☝🏻️ you of course never been to NYC your next neighbor is probably 20 miles away. If you ever lived in NYC, you would know your limits of being outside, money, events, friends etc.
Bill Burr Tours are AWESOME !! Keep making these !!
LMAO! The shots of Bill just walking around babbling, insulting random people are fucking hilarious. Genius idea. Funny watching the one guy who slows down behind his buddy and comes around to compliment Bill at 7:43
Bill Burr i wanna thank you my dude. I listen to you every morning and you just get my day started on a positive note man. Always got me laughin. Salute
Travel Channel needs to stop messing around and send Bill all over the world to different cities to just shit on people and their culture. I would watch that religiously.
something similar already exists...Idiot Abroad
Burr and Pilkington double team.
Times Square would be one of the last places I'd wanna go too, and I've never set foot in nyc. Bill Burr is such a relaxed, funny guy. Need more comedians like him. Got recognized a few times on the street. She thought he was Morgan Spurlock. lol
"You do comedy and you eat crepes, God there's so many levels to you!"
That made me lol
"He said bruins" LOL
Then got kicked out of the cab haha
The face he makes when he says, "This is where all the QUEEERS live"... hysterical
This is actually so sad nothing will be like this again because of COVID this video is like a time machine now 😔
I love how he opens the video with the same phrase as his podcasts. Is that just how he talks, in general?
*Ordering Dinner:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and i'd like to order a pizzaaaHHH"
*Calling the Police:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and i'd like to report a burglaAAHHHHHH"
*Getting the housework done:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and i'd like to hire a paintaAAAAHHHHH"
*Bill goes to confession (awww GEEZZUSSH) :* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and like to confess my sins"
*Ol' Freckles attends AA:* "Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's been over a year since my last drink"
Total class! Loved every minute of it!
no script your funny as hell bro
Bill Burr, with a wire, talking shit about people, walking around like Robert Stack.
This needs to become a continual thing. Bill is golden at improv.
Monday Morning Podcast!
I loved the first minute when he shat on the Knicks. Lol
I've never had more respect for Bill Burr than after watching this... everything was spot on.
He looks so tired but still so funny love you bill
This has to be the best tour yet
its weird how older people say theyre getting old when memory alludes them.
Memory alludes people of all ages. dont have to be old to forget the name of a specific street
I grew up in Brooklyn and all this reminds me it back in the 80's.
Very funny - I love this sort of irreverent humour - please do one on London
You can't buy a better tour!!!! The real City
The last 5 min all i could think was EAT YOUR CREPE ALREADY!....haha
Vloging before it was cool , this is so awesome xD
"He's gonna get pecked to death when he runs out of seeds" :)
I love these tours, keep them up
Bill looks like a ghost in this.
He's got that see through complexion
Definitely hungover here
That's just the body's natural response to New York.
manictiger Fucking hilarious.
@@vhscopyofseinfeld Maybe he fell off the wagon bc in a video of him in LA a couple months before he said he was sober
These are awesome! Someone needs to give Bill a Travel show!
16:43 Bill Burr.. you're actually ordering a spinach crepe!? "WHAT ARE YOU A FHHAAAYYGG???!!!" WHY DON'T YOU GO GET SOME BANANA PANCAKES LATER! :)
He should do more of these.
I feel like people in GTA are all based on this guy and the characters he made
Thats Theo Von you’re thinking about
Really enjoyed this, NYC is a very unique place, great tour Bill. Pretty cool seeing you run into fans of yours too.
It’s kind of heartbreaking to watch this now...during mess we’re in.
🎵🎵memories 🎵🎵 the 90's rocked in the village. I guess we're all getting old, but nyc is NOTHING like it used to be.
He sounds more like a New Yorker than real New Yorkers.
bill shines brighter than an angel
You sir are fucking amazing. Awesome stuff I watched there, enjoyed every bit.
Thanks for the tour Bill!
**random quote from the video**
*laughter spelled out followed by comment on how that was my favorite part*
No one:
Bill Burr fans: .....
@@m1lkbags Me disagreeing with you followed by you're an idiot
Christ, he's down to earth as hell. Cheers, Bill!
Still entertaining watching him as he fiddles with old gum in his pocket, than any shit on television haha
Damn, he needs to start doing these again. It's like a travel podcast/public roast
that cab driver didnt laugh once and then he kicked bill out..wtfff
I LOVE this. Bill sounds like drinking out of cups showing you round Dworman's west village clubs.
these are good, you should do one for a major city in each state, could help build up your podcast to the poitn where u can get sponosrship or ads that will actually be worth taking.