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  • @BixbieMedia
    @BixbieMedia  8 днів тому +3

    I wonder what it was like at the Harris campaign office the day after the election? ua-cam.com/video/rutUpUNt6yc/v-deo.html

  • @davidvbobb7785
    @davidvbobb7785 2 роки тому +715

    Bill Burr is the mouthpiece for the inner monologue.

    • @CurlyFries120
      @CurlyFries120 2 роки тому +5

      Lol yes.

    • @dontask4346
      @dontask4346 2 роки тому +5

      Its not a monilogue, its a self conversation. Thats why he frequently responds...'ya know?'

    • @r3b3lvegan89
      @r3b3lvegan89 2 роки тому +7

      @@dontask4346 BRUH..

    • @jarrodperry2798
      @jarrodperry2798 2 роки тому

      @@dontask4346 8 ☆

    • @jvcsmom
      @jvcsmom Рік тому

      Is he going to be coming to the Phoenix metropolitan area any time soon?

  • @kamillatomasevic4954
    @kamillatomasevic4954 Рік тому +202

    I love Bill Burr because he says it exactly how it is and he's not afraid to speak his mind😂

    • @simplylethul
      @simplylethul 11 місяців тому +4

      "Exactly how it is" according to who? Him? You? 🤦‍♂️

    • @omoregbeogbebor7905
      @omoregbeogbebor7905 10 місяців тому

      Were have you been for you to loss track of reality Goosh who is this person ​@@simplylethul

    • @mikegrabowski7483
      @mikegrabowski7483 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@simplylethulto just about anyone that isn't an uptight ass hat

    • @EnigmaticAnamoly
      @EnigmaticAnamoly 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@simplylethul go make some friends, man.

    • @simplylethul
      @simplylethul 7 місяців тому +2

      @@EnigmaticAnamoly I already have those, what's your next brilliant comment going to be?

  • @timsullivan4566
    @timsullivan4566 11 місяців тому +28

    "I'm starting to turn this franchise around!" 😆😆😆

  • @4Horsemen4Life
    @4Horsemen4Life 2 роки тому +289

    One of my favorites 🤣 Not afraid to be real with the audience, great delivery!

    • @sbedify6863
      @sbedify6863 2 роки тому +2

      He’s wack

    • @hartubmoses6645
      @hartubmoses6645 2 роки тому +3

      I noticed that the audience wasn't that impressed!

    • @Jemineyeofficial
      @Jemineyeofficial 2 роки тому

      @@hartubmoses6645 fk the audience. BILL is the GOAT!

  • @joshclearwater6461
    @joshclearwater6461 2 роки тому +144

    "Send em to bed early on some trumped up charges..."
    So me as a dad 😄😄😄🙌

  • @drivingriding
    @drivingriding 2 роки тому +66

    Love Bill Burr, says it the way it is , makes a point and makes it funny.

  • @PhillipPahinui
    @PhillipPahinui 10 місяців тому +50

    "Were ya f-----n with it?" Gets me everytime.

  • @joshjohnson1946
    @joshjohnson1946 2 роки тому +945

    Bill Burr is so popular because he says what other people won't due to the politically correct movement. Too refreshing.

    • @secondary2nd
      @secondary2nd 2 роки тому

      He’s just good at avoiding it, and since he’s white, so he never rely on “victim joke” (etc gay or black person pass joke.)
      (People are so competitive in oppression game these day, that gay and black are consider as privileged)

    • @ArrogantBaSStard
      @ArrogantBaSStard 2 роки тому +12

      That’s his job.

    • @mshtysf4646
      @mshtysf4646 2 роки тому +21

      Emm george carlin started this

    • @mjohnson2807
      @mjohnson2807 2 роки тому +34

      I don't think that's why he's popular. He definitely does, but there's truth behind his humor and that is the refreshing part of it. He follows traditional humor without catering to whatever narrative that is currently ruining comedy.

    • @TheIllustriouBlueJay
      @TheIllustriouBlueJay 2 роки тому +4

      @@mshtysf4646 so?

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 2 роки тому +337

    Just when Bill has you thinking he's crossed the line, he brings it back, and makes you seem like the odd one for thinking what you thought.

    • @ChevitzSkitComedy
      @ChevitzSkitComedy 2 роки тому +11

      This guy is self deprecating and in all interviews he says he is stupid, but this guy is a genius!

    • @berto987
      @berto987 2 роки тому +1

      This guy keeps his cool in that difficult situation and is a master of his craft! Love him

    • @platonique
      @platonique 2 роки тому

      Omg I was looking for my ticket to hell.

    • @GregRiddle-e6j
      @GregRiddle-e6j 8 місяців тому

      Excellent observation

    • @nsh1772
      @nsh1772 3 місяці тому +1

      That's exactly what George Carlin used to do.

  • @BazookaIke
    @BazookaIke 2 роки тому +221

    IMO the best comedians have great delivery of their jokes. Dave Chappelle does it with that unique voice of his. Bill Burr does it also, with that Boston accent which really serves him well as a comedian.

    • @BixbieMedia
      @BixbieMedia  2 роки тому +17

      His timing and cadence is excellent

    • @rickyallison7553
      @rickyallison7553 2 роки тому +4

      Hes my comedic hero he truly is a genius

    • @curtsiekert
      @curtsiekert 2 роки тому +9

      Chappelle's thing is that he's so relaxed and calm.

    • @minnesotaman3
      @minnesotaman3 2 роки тому +2

      Some of his jokes kinda sound like Chappelle's jokes in cadence

    • @ShogunnxYT
      @ShogunnxYT 2 роки тому

      I like how his “jokes” liters just sound like talking and ranting. Definitely makes you respect white guys more. Just flat out, universal funny common sense. Can’t find enough of his stand ups. Definitely needs more.

  • @eagleeye2300
    @eagleeye2300 2 роки тому +394

    "Roofing, as a redhead, in the middle of July...I thought that was difficult..."

    • @leogarcia1761
      @leogarcia1761 2 роки тому

      That's a death sentence for sure

    • @lsmount88
      @lsmount88 2 роки тому +19

      Not a redhead, but I gotta agree as a roofer in now August

    • @ihrv23
      @ihrv23 2 роки тому +10

      It’s like 6000 degrees up there, you would find me dead, off the base of the house cause I fainted and fell

    • @Onelightoftheworld
      @Onelightoftheworld 2 роки тому +3

      @@ihrv23 🤣

    • @hiphopanonymous8279
      @hiphopanonymous8279 2 роки тому +1

      Yes I heard him say that as well

  • @a2ndopynyn
    @a2ndopynyn 2 роки тому +155

    This is a great compilation of some of Bill's best pieces. Well done!! 👍

  • @markforrest9958
    @markforrest9958 Рік тому +26

    Just discovered this guy. Absolutely brilliant. Not many comedians this this about anymore.

    • @tjwarcholak
      @tjwarcholak 11 місяців тому +2

      check out his monday morning podcast! if you just found him now you have a gold mine of content to sift through

  • @NoName-bf6ty
    @NoName-bf6ty 2 роки тому +52

    This was my introduction to Bill Burr and have to say I love this guy already

    • @obasi-ezesamuel6867
      @obasi-ezesamuel6867 2 роки тому +11

      Go on a binge. You won't be able to stop.

    • @JC-km5xw
      @JC-km5xw 2 роки тому +9

      Aww man you get to watch everything fresh im genuinely jealous haha

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 2 роки тому +3

      This guy is an og comedian

    • @jamescampbell9236
      @jamescampbell9236 2 роки тому +2

      Paper Tiger on Netflix is one of his best.

  • @contessa.adella
    @contessa.adella 2 роки тому +28

    I can rewatch BBs performances because his delivery is so good. It doesn’t matter that I have heard it before…it is still funny.

  • @tonyj9203
    @tonyj9203 2 роки тому +75

    "Tuna CASSEROLE" 🥘 starts swigging. 🤦🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @namenome3680
    @namenome3680 2 роки тому +359

    "i'm sick of Michelle Obama" is the greatest joke ever i spit my food every time

    • @j-man699
      @j-man699 2 роки тому +9

      Do you wipe up your own drool?

    • @j-man699
      @j-man699 2 роки тому +5

      @evil PETTY look it up

    • @ynot1935
      @ynot1935 2 роки тому +17

      Big Mike

    • @dr.nightmare2799
      @dr.nightmare2799 2 роки тому +22

      You mean Michael Obama?

    • @j-man699
      @j-man699 2 роки тому

      @@dr.nightmare2799 P E T T Y

  • @hazelhill1678
    @hazelhill1678 2 роки тому +36

    Love the way he has his hands in the air and kicks the invisible kid.😂

  • @avedis31
    @avedis31 11 місяців тому +26

    Everyday I realize I'm Bill Burr more and more

  • @quarantinedteen5458
    @quarantinedteen5458 2 роки тому +51

    This man speaks his mind and I’m here for it. He’s so quick and hilarious

    • @shyshy82
      @shyshy82 2 роки тому

      I love listening to him too

  • @davideaston8314
    @davideaston8314 2 роки тому +82

    Truly one of the greatest to ever do it... and that Philly Rant he smashed through, will rightly go down in history!! 😂

    • @HeatherR-yw9qk
      @HeatherR-yw9qk 5 місяців тому +1

      That was terrible 😕. Even he was extremely embarrassed

  • @pouncy94
    @pouncy94 2 роки тому +16

    When he said catch a lobster cage to the back of the head 🤣

  • @jbussa
    @jbussa 2 роки тому +22

    "dude any job you can do in your pajamas is not difficult" /looks at my home office setup /looks down at my pajama bottems... ok I can't argue with that ;)

  • @lauriefrohlich9901
    @lauriefrohlich9901 2 роки тому +11

    Bill Bur is Boston Pride!!!

  • @d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594
    @d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594 2 роки тому +30

    1 of the best comedians couldnt stop laughing

  • @TheRimeOfTheAncientMariner
    @TheRimeOfTheAncientMariner 11 місяців тому +9

    So on point!

  • @carnivineyt
    @carnivineyt 2 роки тому +44

    I can't believe he didn't get cancelled from that first joke!😂😂😂 Hilarious

  • @laguerre5
    @laguerre5 2 роки тому +691

    This is gold!

  • @keymoneykevkimani7143
    @keymoneykevkimani7143 Рік тому +8

    Bill has the riskiest jokes ever😆

  • @musiclife5158
    @musiclife5158 7 місяців тому +11

    Bill is the ONLY person in the world who can say it like it is without being cancelled. LOL Love this guy.

    • @danielknepper6884
      @danielknepper6884 5 місяців тому +1

      Oh I'm sure the left wants to cancel him big time

    • @AdamEugene
      @AdamEugene 5 місяців тому

      Because he doesn't let himself get cancelled.

  • @amgoulding
    @amgoulding 5 місяців тому +4

    "Tuna casserole?!...and he starts swinging". Hahha, beautiful 😂

    • @BixbieMedia
      @BixbieMedia  5 місяців тому

      And it doesn't work with any other food!

  • @sweetlou4551
    @sweetlou4551 10 місяців тому +4

    He's not lying! ❤

  • @dannyward673
    @dannyward673 2 роки тому +93

    He’s the Guvna 💪 his racial humour is great just right and his political points are funny. The thing is he is a great comedian and his job is to make all of us laugh at a time when so called do gooders want to silence them because of political correctness. Gervis, Chappell and Bur are calling it out and are geniuses.

    • @charleston3698
      @charleston3698 2 роки тому +1

      Not in the level of previous greats but good, haven't laughed yet, oh well

    • @stephenowens3687
      @stephenowens3687 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah he,s my second favourite. Bill Hicks is my No1.

  • @PopcornLoverr
    @PopcornLoverr 7 місяців тому +9

    I love Bill Burr for three reasons. He says what many of us are thinking; his timing is flawless; and he's hilarious. The best since Carlin.

  • @Vkiche
    @Vkiche 2 роки тому +21

    My top favorite comedian for over a decade!!

  • @markmiller9194
    @markmiller9194 Місяць тому +2

    Bill is ruthless! Love my guy!

  • @joelewis8440
    @joelewis8440 2 роки тому +21

    "get out of the pool"🤣🤣his facial expression though🤣

  • @garbizzi6868
    @garbizzi6868 2 роки тому +31

    One of the funniest comedians ive ever seen on this planet!

    • @michaelaugustinconnelly4664
      @michaelaugustinconnelly4664 2 роки тому +1

      What other planets have you visited. Lol

    • @M.Đ-z4u
      @M.Đ-z4u 2 роки тому +1

      not even close

    • @garbizzi6868
      @garbizzi6868 2 роки тому +4

      @@M.Đ-z4u i said funiest ive ever seen i wasnt asking anyone else thought

    • @scottwhite5937
      @scottwhite5937 2 роки тому

      @@M.Đ-z4u did ask you what your opinion was

  • @sarinat3101
    @sarinat3101 2 роки тому +26

    I lose it every time he starts using the mic stand like he's a witch stirring a potion in a cauldron.

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain Рік тому

      Hes been known to caste some spells too!☺️😂🤣

  • @Dinosaurs_with_laser_guns
    @Dinosaurs_with_laser_guns 2 роки тому +20

    Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle are the best living comics right now

  • @Gene-XL
    @Gene-XL 9 місяців тому +4

    I find I don’t really necessarily laugh at Bill’s jokes, BUT… undeniably he makes a lot of sense!

  • @jamescampbell9236
    @jamescampbell9236 2 роки тому +15

    Bill is my favorite comedian. These are great bits for the montage

  • @johnjones3967
    @johnjones3967 2 роки тому +7

    Bill Burr is one of a kind.

  • @starcorpvncj
    @starcorpvncj 2 роки тому +9

    He is right regarding his fear of kids. I"m a Westerner grandfather in Vietnam. I love playing around with kids. It's so lovely. NO WAY would I try to communicate with them in Australia. It's a part of the onslaught against fathers, grandfathers and men in general. Our Western society is going mad.

  • @joshclearwater6461
    @joshclearwater6461 2 роки тому +11

    He has some really great subtle hand gestures and body movements that really polishes his jokes...

  • @Chknbroth
    @Chknbroth 8 місяців тому +2

    A lord of comedy at work

  • @lymanmj
    @lymanmj 2 роки тому +13

    The bit about the kids - I live this from time to time. On my walks, I have learned to not say anything or look at children on the road.

  • @kerryjones6223
    @kerryjones6223 2 роки тому +23

    Bill Burr is hilarious so funny I’m busting my guts

  • @DashtheHedgefox
    @DashtheHedgefox 2 роки тому +7

    She didn’t Ffkn say it like That!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ireneapeare
    @Ireneapeare 2 роки тому +38

    I’m laughing out loud all by myself over here…humour without limits 😂

  • @kowley5153
    @kowley5153 2 роки тому +15

    The women arguing thing is straight facts

  • @chillydavis2117
    @chillydavis2117 2 роки тому +21

    It's cool to look back and see how his earlier material evolved into his specials.

  • @SarahSkinnyJeans
    @SarahSkinnyJeans 2 роки тому +38

    Lmao I love his early stuff, he's still kind of unestablished so the crowd is unsure of him and he is a little unsure of himself haha. But he's comedy gold despite the crowds laughter being there or not

  • @dwecktek
    @dwecktek 2 роки тому +57

    That part about Hillary when all the people started clapping and than bill shit that shit right down was fucking beautiful

  • @TimothyWesthoff-cp8pp
    @TimothyWesthoff-cp8pp 9 місяців тому +4

    My two favorite stand-up comedians are Ron White and Bill Burr.

    • @BixbieMedia
      @BixbieMedia  9 місяців тому +2

      Two great ones!

    • @TimothyWesthoff-cp8pp
      @TimothyWesthoff-cp8pp 6 місяців тому +1

      It's their over the top irreverence to many everyday observations. And how they see relationships between the sexes.

  • @shaundurant7415
    @shaundurant7415 2 роки тому +15

    This guy is a legend!

  • @tedinstead9642
    @tedinstead9642 2 роки тому +13

    Bill has a new one on Netflix
    Performing in Colorado
    Very funny and true

  • @Lorenzconnok
    @Lorenzconnok 2 роки тому +10

    A national treasure right here!

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 2 роки тому +6

    Bill Balls!! the cahoneys on this guy! i love ya' Burr! ahaha you deserve every bit of success you have! so happy for you!!

  • @michaelfrey3595
    @michaelfrey3595 2 роки тому +5

    One of the best comedians ever!

  • @AcidRant1
    @AcidRant1 2 роки тому +10

    The fact that the first black swim team in philadephia movie was about kevin harts school makes that bit so much funnier considering him and Kevin are friends

  • @hansdybka1331
    @hansdybka1331 2 роки тому +29

    ABSOLUTELY FUNNY...on so many levels..racial...political...a great comedian makes us laugh at all of of our foibles..and that brings us together..i enjoyed Carlin...and now Burr..

    • @BixbieMedia
      @BixbieMedia  2 роки тому +3

      Definite similarities to Carlin.

    • @RodolfLeclerc
      @RodolfLeclerc 2 роки тому +4

      @@BixbieMedia I was thinking the same thing.

    • @hartubmoses6645
      @hartubmoses6645 2 роки тому +1

      @@BixbieMedia Not at all, Carlin was more intelligent.

    • @analoguedragon7438
      @analoguedragon7438 2 роки тому

      @@hartubmoses6645 Too much of a political preacher

  • @yarasub
    @yarasub Рік тому +4

    Genius😂

  • @pameladomino3644
    @pameladomino3644 2 роки тому +2

    LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 2 роки тому +18

    Any man who's been married for Any length of time knows you can't win an argument. Even if you convince them that you're right they'll just say that's what they've been saying all
    Along

  • @alanmishael5013
    @alanmishael5013 7 місяців тому +1

    He is the funniest comedian of our time.

  • @snakeplissken3063
    @snakeplissken3063 2 роки тому +4

    Bill Burr is my spirit animal.

  • @rickyallison7553
    @rickyallison7553 2 роки тому +12

    Wish everyone would say it how it is like bill. Political correction is bullshit. Takes all the fun out of life ..this is hilarious and we all can relate

  • @SarahSkinnyJeans
    @SarahSkinnyJeans 2 роки тому +8

    Lol the Rhianna thing was slow but once he said the thing about the tissues in the glovebox I lost it and started hyena laugh. So funny

  • @SiBebok
    @SiBebok 2 роки тому +17

    Being a mother is not difficult. Being a parent is. 🙂

    • @BixbieMedia
      @BixbieMedia  2 роки тому +2

      This is SOOOOOO accurate!

    • @hugostiglitz8465
      @hugostiglitz8465 2 роки тому +9

      You couldn't pay me enough to be a parent these days!

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain Рік тому

      Thank you, Myagi- san! I will continue to wax on and wax off!😂

  • @CastelloCastello-t2c
    @CastelloCastello-t2c 10 місяців тому +3

    Best American comedian by far. Followed by jimmy carr and Ricky Gervais.

    • @BixbieMedia
      @BixbieMedia  10 місяців тому

      I'm surprised Jimmy Carr doesn't get more love in the US, especially his crowd work.

    • @MGooGM
      @MGooGM 7 місяців тому

      Ricky Gervais is from the UK.
      Edit: as is Jimmy Carr.

  • @margielapresle8049
    @margielapresle8049 Місяць тому +1

    He is a fantastic comedian!!!!!😂

  • @chrisreynolds7441
    @chrisreynolds7441 11 місяців тому +9

    It’s refreshing to see Bill identify and making fun of just how stupid the world has become

    • @oldfart6938
      @oldfart6938 9 місяців тому

      Dont say world when you could just say ’merrica 😂

  • @timsullivan4566
    @timsullivan4566 11 місяців тому +3

    "You can send them to bed whenever you want on some trumped-up charge"" 😆😆😆

  • @JuanMorales-uh8ce
    @JuanMorales-uh8ce 2 роки тому +6

    Bill is a national treasure

  • @Whatever_man
    @Whatever_man Рік тому +4

    1:38 lady on the right disagrees will Bill. I believe her name is Karen McKaren.

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP946 11 місяців тому +1

    "These (insert group name) followed by f*kd up conversation"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @blakefuechtmann
    @blakefuechtmann 11 місяців тому +5

    "And just start swinging." Rofl 😂😅

  • @spike16965
    @spike16965 4 місяці тому

    Love his brutal honesty😂

  • @queven6355
    @queven6355 2 роки тому +3

    Bill Burr is a national treasure!

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker 2 роки тому +4

    He always speaks the truth! Hilarious 😆

  • @dcg590
    @dcg590 11 місяців тому +2

    I love him. Live in MA near Boston and we sound exactly like he says.

  • @mfl3500
    @mfl3500 2 роки тому +11

    If you haven't heard his Philly rant to that terrible crowd, go and have a look - Bill is amazing and destroys that crowd!!

  • @ThaAlphaMale88
    @ThaAlphaMale88 Рік тому +8

    Bro is the GOAT. Made me laugh for decades.

  • @rafaels3552
    @rafaels3552 2 роки тому +3

    Bill is the man!

  • @guidodelgiudice5
    @guidodelgiudice5 2 роки тому +22

    The bouncy walk just kills me everytime

    • @BixbieMedia
      @BixbieMedia  2 роки тому +1

      I've seen these clips 20 or 30 times and I still bust up every time!

  • @drcool1222
    @drcool1222 4 місяці тому +1

    "I'm turning this franchise around." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sam-ij7co
    @Sam-ij7co 2 роки тому +14

    i havent laughed this hard in a long time

  • @mollycakes7080
    @mollycakes7080 2 роки тому +6

    I never heard of him before. He's funny 😄 😆

  • @samdiaz6437
    @samdiaz6437 2 роки тому +13

    That R Kelly joke was ahead of its time!

    • @rickeydart3040
      @rickeydart3040 2 роки тому

      No, it was relevant at the time.

    • @mrbeengroovn
      @mrbeengroovn 2 роки тому

      Its been known since the early 2000s that R Kelly was pissing on kids and was a pedo 🤣

  • @rollingthunder8223
    @rollingthunder8223 2 роки тому +27

    Best comedian unlike some that want to pretend to be smarter than everyone by educating them

    • @BixbieMedia
      @BixbieMedia  2 роки тому +6

      I think a lot of people can related to him.

  • @davidscarlett931
    @davidscarlett931 6 місяців тому +1

    Bill changed my life when he made me realize how much I was telling my wife I don't know. For real😂

  • @Piitaa_Pain
    @Piitaa_Pain 2 роки тому +5

    he is just a pissed off angry man telling the truth .. love it

  • @underconstruction8745
    @underconstruction8745 2 роки тому +5

    The first black deep diver for the navy was a badasssssssss. He truly was a beast lol

  • @kauffrau6764
    @kauffrau6764 2 роки тому +4

    He's the Best! Right on point.

  • @chrismurphy5779
    @chrismurphy5779 2 роки тому +2

    Scuba Diver Jr.
    Lol 😂

  • @billschlafly4107
    @billschlafly4107 2 роки тому +10

    I've learned to stay on point when I find myself in an argument with my wife. Being on point requires me to listen to her, so I can use her words against her, just in case there's an argument. I seem to have her in check now! Not sure if I won though...because now I have to listen to her...all the time.

    • @Baalaaxa
      @Baalaaxa 2 роки тому

      Either way, you lose man. 😂

  • @janolimit22
    @janolimit22 2 роки тому +1

    Funny stuff Great Material😅🤣

  • @ryannave8997
    @ryannave8997 2 роки тому +10

    Done plumbing, as a pasty ginger, in Texas, in the summer, in attics all day. Digging trenches for pipes in the sun, all day. THEN, I was a stay-at-home dad. For TWINS. It was the greatest and easiest "job" i've ever had/done. I realized almost immediately that women have been complaining about NOTHING since the 50's.