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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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    #falloutnewvegas

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  • @Kerath
    @Kerath 7 місяців тому +1614

    Imagine being this guy 5 minutes later when you see it explode in the air.

    • @PaxJurassicus
      @PaxJurassicus 7 місяців тому +170

      “I am so f***ing getting fired for this one.”

    • @user-Mahhabat
      @user-Mahhabat 7 місяців тому +181

      “Private! What happened?”
      “He said pretty please”

    • @thewoogs
      @thewoogs 7 місяців тому +15

      Surprised Pikachu face

    • @tangogolf6784
      @tangogolf6784 7 місяців тому +109

      "You know I suppose it is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see the president's Vertibird. I bet I made that person's day real special."
      *explosion*
      "Oh for fuck's SAKE!"

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 7 місяців тому +19

      “Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh my GOD!”
      “Private, What the fuck happened?!”
      “HE SAID PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!!!”

  • @MAG_agent1337
    @MAG_agent1337 8 місяців тому +1463

    "only engineers 🤬🤬🤬🤬"
    > [speech 50] pweeeease :33
    "fuck it why not go look at plane"

    • @user-gj7lp5iz6k
      @user-gj7lp5iz6k 8 місяців тому +5

      That's not a plane.

    • @shalomamigos
      @shalomamigos 8 місяців тому +58

      @@user-gj7lp5iz6k It's a bird?

    • @lelandgaunt9985
      @lelandgaunt9985 8 місяців тому +38

      @@shalomamigos
      No, itttsss stttuuupppeer duck!
      Daffy Duck

    • @CPorter
      @CPorter 7 місяців тому +6

      It's not a plane.

    • @cheesoburgor2350
      @cheesoburgor2350 7 місяців тому +2

      Its a car

  • @Amalgam03
    @Amalgam03 7 місяців тому +1015

    Best part of New Vegas is that if you don’t have the required level in a stat to pass these skill checks, you can still select the option and it gives you a joke response that makes you look like a total loser

    • @edge21str
      @edge21str 7 місяців тому +156

      Finally, I can self-insert with my character.

    • @Skippy__
      @Skippy__ 7 місяців тому +97

      Fallout 4 does this too but like 90% of them are something along the lines of "Absolutely not" or "You're dead asshole!!!" and it just starts combat
      On that note wasn't fnv made in like a year? So they can put in all this in a year but Bethesda won't even add enough dialog to make the npcs talk coherently

    • @Amalgam03
      @Amalgam03 7 місяців тому +31

      @@Skippy__ 18 months, they wanted it out before Skyrim, I believe

    • @bobbymiller7242
      @bobbymiller7242 7 місяців тому +20

      ​@@Skippy__to be fair they took all the assets from fo3 and made a new game with them whereas in fo4 they rebuilt the whole engine and changed how all the systems worked.

    • @evandrochaves9596
      @evandrochaves9596 7 місяців тому +27

      ​@@bobbymiller7242 rebuild the whole engine is a bit strong, they have been using the same engine since oblivion even in starfield, probably just tweaking it with whatever they need

  • @budgetcommander4849
    @budgetcommander4849 7 місяців тому +124

    Pulling off a 'pretty please' that convincing *would* take some serious charisma.

  • @Morphdog9819
    @Morphdog9819 8 місяців тому +1179

    This is why I love New Vegas, though. It wasn’t afraid to be funny. A lot of the Speech skill checks are hilarious. I always dump points into Speech early

    • @JanJansen985
      @JanJansen985 8 місяців тому +71

      The game is funnier when you fail them

    • @Morphdog9819
      @Morphdog9819 8 місяців тому +83

      @@JanJansen985 1 INT 1 CHA 10 STR supremacy

    • @JanJansen985
      @JanJansen985 8 місяців тому +20

      @@Morphdog9819 dont put points into speech and fail them
      Game is more fun

    • @brownjonny2230
      @brownjonny2230 7 місяців тому +38

      When it's Bethesda people mock it. When it's obsidian people praise the lamest mechanics smh.

    • @mickeymouse5652
      @mickeymouse5652 7 місяців тому +1

      Same I just bought the game December and first went to the strip and dump all points into speech

  • @bloodred255
    @bloodred255 8 місяців тому +1952

    Fallout 4 speech checks foreshadowing

    • @noideawhatdo
      @noideawhatdo 8 місяців тому +157

      “Come on, let me in”

    • @client_hacks
      @client_hacks 7 місяців тому +164

      nah fallout 4 speech checks are "give me more money" and that's literally it

    • @yeezyszn7208
      @yeezyszn7208 7 місяців тому +48

      Don’t compare this absolute banger of a game to that shit stain of a game called Fallout 4 🤡

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension 7 місяців тому +50

      ​@@yeezyszn7208
      I don't know, at least Fallout 4 was _finished._

    • @coloradohikertrash9958
      @coloradohikertrash9958 7 місяців тому +31

      @@yeezyszn7208 At least I Fallout 4 isn't so broken I need to start a new game and load my previous save just to be able to play for an hour before it crashes so bad I need to restart my PC

  • @mrwiseguy7405
    @mrwiseguy7405 7 місяців тому +156

    The courier definetly hit one of these
    _ 🥺 _
    👉🏾👈🏾
    On that speech check

  • @anthonybonetti9979
    @anthonybonetti9979 7 місяців тому +317

    Courier:Please
    Jensen:No
    *puts on nice suit*
    Courier:Pretty please
    Jensen:What The-

  • @LukeBrownSM
    @LukeBrownSM 7 місяців тому +228

    It's whoever put a private alone on guard duty for the president's aircraft's fault. We typically won't trust a private to guard a random truck alone if we can avoid it...

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 7 місяців тому +36

      This is why the NCR is a joke.

    • @coloradohikertrash9958
      @coloradohikertrash9958 7 місяців тому +28

      @@RandalfElVikingo They wanted me to pay taxes

    • @yamao4938
      @yamao4938 7 місяців тому +2

      Bro really went full seriousness 😅​@@RandalfElVikingo

    • @sarenarterius6058
      @sarenarterius6058 7 місяців тому +10

      ​​@@RandalfElVikingoThe NCR is the most successful faction post-war, with no real debate to be had.
      Their main cities are "boring" in comparison because they're that safe. They have the ability to exert more numbers than any other faction as well, with decent tech.
      You might as well just say you haven't played the games.

    • @bobbymumford
      @bobbymumford 7 місяців тому

      ​​@@sarenarterius6058shut up fed

  • @CthulhuBlend
    @CthulhuBlend 7 місяців тому +166

    This isn't absurd at all, it works in real life. If you say pretty please instead of just please they're not allowed to say no it's not allowed.

    • @glovesflared
      @glovesflared 7 місяців тому +28

      NCR soldier didn't sign up for this shit anyway. Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 7 місяців тому +19

      and if they do say no, they are a big meanie

    • @morganum87az
      @morganum87az 7 місяців тому +12

      God i wish you could have testified at my trial

    • @SentinalV
      @SentinalV 7 місяців тому +2

      It’s true! My cousin killed 2 people robbing a grocery store, and injured a cop on his way out, he got caught half a mile down the road unfortunately… Anyways, on his trial, he said “pretty please, I didn’t do it” the judge alright, instead of multiple life sentences, he only got 100 years behind bars, instead of 300! What a nice judge! My cousin’s happy too, he’ll be 126 years old when he’s out but I think he’s learned a valuable lesson in manners.

    • @creeperhunterD
      @creeperhunterD 7 місяців тому

      ​@@SentinalVI think UA-cam messed up... you posted the same comment 3 times in a row.

  • @Lemonidas_of_Sourta
    @Lemonidas_of_Sourta 7 місяців тому +34

    Pvt Jensen (at the end of the mission) : Welp, time to kill my squad in their sleep, take their tags and go join the Legion.

  • @Mauricio0973
    @Mauricio0973 7 місяців тому +3

    Private Jensen: alright, but only because you asked cutely 🙄

  • @blackmesacake5361
    @blackmesacake5361 8 місяців тому +74

    I wonder if he got in trouble 😂

    • @YoRHautomaton
      @YoRHautomaton 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@RMStallmenFOSS"Saved the president" we both know damn well Kimball did not leave Hoover Dam alive and it isn't because of the Legion

    • @thealmightyuntensil2368
      @thealmightyuntensil2368 8 місяців тому +2

      @@YoRHautomaton Big facts... Even on an NCR playthrough, they're better off without him

    • @JustinCage56
      @JustinCage56 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@thealmightyuntensil2368 Most loyal NCR fans

    • @Eboreg2
      @Eboreg2 7 місяців тому +5

      Officer: "YOU JUST LET HIM NEAR THE PRESIDENT'S VERTIBIRD!"
      Jensen: "Uh... there's nothing I can say to get out of this, can I?"
      Courier: "Hey, guys? I just found this bomb on the President's Vertibird, where should I put it?"

  • @agentawassi5412
    @agentawassi5412 7 місяців тому +2

    "I implore you to reconsider"

  • @omniultimate
    @omniultimate 8 місяців тому +89

    Jesus, what was the dialog for failing the speech check? 😅

    • @memelord1216
      @memelord1216 8 місяців тому +88

      The courier makes a whole two page Shakespearean essay with maximum formalities trying to persuade the ncr soldier.

    • @GunSpyEnthusiast
      @GunSpyEnthusiast 7 місяців тому +4

      Instant death.

  • @Eboreg2
    @Eboreg2 7 місяців тому +6

    You may laugh but social engineering attacks can legitimately be this stupid.

    • @magickmagick6296
      @magickmagick6296 7 місяців тому +4

      The real answer lol. Kids, and even older people don't understand that by simply saying something properly with the right presence that most would fold due to misled instinct

  • @HellecticMojo
    @HellecticMojo 7 місяців тому +7

    Is this how information gets accessed to War Thunder forums?

  • @stefannita3439
    @stefannita3439 7 місяців тому +56

    I didn't even know this dialogue existed. When Ranger Grant gives you the quest you can just ask him to give you full clearance without any skill checks. Maybe it's karma or NCR fame dependent actually, not sure.

    • @TheChaosChest
      @TheChaosChest 7 місяців тому +48

      This is for the quest where you're assassinating him for the Legion, actually.

    • @stefannita3439
      @stefannita3439 7 місяців тому +7

      @@TheChaosChest ooooh. Thanks for that. That's hilarious then lol

    • @johnloman4164
      @johnloman4164 7 місяців тому +5

      Wait, you can get full clearance from Ranger Grant? I always had to do this dialogue because I have never known that you could get full clearance.

    • @SkeweredGlaive
      @SkeweredGlaive 7 місяців тому

      It's karma dependent, so I've never encountered this.

  • @physical_insanity
    @physical_insanity 8 місяців тому +29

    Dude pulled fhe Chowder "Pretty Please" face.

  • @aero.mp4
    @aero.mp4 7 місяців тому +49

    "pleaaase?"
    "no, courier..."
    "pretty please? 👱🏼‍♀️✨💋"
    "WHAT THE-"

  • @thecore8605
    @thecore8605 7 місяців тому +5

    Private Jensen, the GOAT

  • @raretrash9702
    @raretrash9702 7 місяців тому +5

    Andrew Ryan ass logic

    • @JustinCage56
      @JustinCage56 7 місяців тому +3

      Would you kindly allow me to see the president?

    • @BigHailFan
      @BigHailFan 7 місяців тому

      "Would you kindly let me see it?"

  • @Headlessgenie
    @Headlessgenie 7 місяців тому +11

    "I dont care who the IRS sends im NOT paying my taxes"
    "[Speech 50] Pretty please?"
    "Oh alright..."

  • @titusstanding5993
    @titusstanding5993 7 місяців тому +4

    Should have made it a low intelligence check and he feels bad for you

    • @primarchvulkan4013
      @primarchvulkan4013 7 місяців тому +4

      Black Widow for this speech check would work too
      (And noone would expect a female Legion assassin)

  • @johnsmith5922
    @johnsmith5922 7 місяців тому +2

    Better question is why a private is guarding such an important position alone.

  • @coloradohikertrash9958
    @coloradohikertrash9958 7 місяців тому +2

    *Speech 100* "come on, I'll be your best friend"

  • @yungsagegaming8577
    @yungsagegaming8577 7 місяців тому +1

    The fact he lets you go blow it up 😂😂

  • @muffinconsumer4431
    @muffinconsumer4431 7 місяців тому +3

    “Okay, okay, I’ll show you”

  • @tengoose6861
    @tengoose6861 7 місяців тому +7

    ICECREAM

    • @JakeTheVoice
      @JakeTheVoice 7 місяців тому +1

      [SUCCESS] "Okay, I'll let you have a look if you promise never to shout that in my face again."

  • @TyRosaLes
    @TyRosaLes 7 місяців тому +1

    Today I found out the Courier speaks in British

  • @nex_1ne
    @nex_1ne 8 місяців тому +81

    The brilliance of New Vegas is that the comedy is creative, smart and reflects real life in someway(good people taking you for your word). Whereas in Fallout 4 it feels forced almost every single time due to Bethesda not understanding the original formula.

    • @gary1461
      @gary1461 7 місяців тому +21

      I’m sorry but that’s total BS! No way does this reflect real life, do you actually think if you were to walk up to a Secret Service agent in real life and ask “pretty please” to see Air Force One he would let you in? Come on bro I understand criticizing Fallout 4 as New Vegas is obviously the best game but come on that’s just nitpicking, Fallout New Vegas might be the better game but don’t act like this one instance is an example of it being better if anything this one instance is one of the dumbest ideas Obsidian had to convince the guard to let you near the “President’s Vertibird” could definitely have used better writing for this mission in my opinion not trying to be mean bro but this was not brilliant and definitely does not reflect real life.

    • @Anthony-jh6xt
      @Anthony-jh6xt 7 місяців тому +11

      @@gary1461bro is upset 😭

    • @KW-de9sc
      @KW-de9sc 7 місяців тому +17

      I mean, yes. There are cases of guards letting someone in cause they we’re friendly and shit.
      Shit happens.

    • @gary1461
      @gary1461 7 місяців тому +7

      @@Anthony-jh6xt Lol not really just pointing out the flaws in OP’s original comment, I don’t know how anyone can get upset over a UA-cam comment but then again their are people like you who can’t make a proper counter argument so thx for making me look good.

    • @gary1461
      @gary1461 7 місяців тому +15

      @@KW-de9sc No their aren’t any cases of guards letting people who are friendly to them near a head of state’s vehicles or residents, please give me a real life example if you would please because I can tell you that BS like that doesn’t happen in real life.

  • @Better_Clean_Than_Green
    @Better_Clean_Than_Green 7 місяців тому +2

    The fact the devs put it into the game makes it even funnier😂

  • @johnoneill1386
    @johnoneill1386 7 місяців тому +3

    WITH FUCKING SUGAR ON TOP!?

    • @nathanrye
      @nathanrye 7 місяців тому

      I have been searching for this comment

  • @SamuelRodriguesfromBrazil
    @SamuelRodriguesfromBrazil 7 місяців тому +1

    NCR stole enclave Vertibird 👍👍👍

  • @SuperGamewarrior101
    @SuperGamewarrior101 8 місяців тому +9

    Wow that actually worked?

  • @rosee8140
    @rosee8140 7 місяців тому +5

    I think this would've worked a bit better as a dialogue option from the black widow perk instead of a speech check, but it's still funny.

  • @SahilHossain-ff4if
    @SahilHossain-ff4if 8 місяців тому +1

    Lore of FNV pretty please momentum 100

  • @sirosagaming8228
    @sirosagaming8228 8 місяців тому +26

    Starfield? Is that you?

    • @richardb8104
      @richardb8104 8 місяців тому +2

      Is this really the level of dialog in Starfield?

    • @sirosagaming8228
      @sirosagaming8228 8 місяців тому +8

      @@richardb8104 yes

    • @bierwolf8360
      @bierwolf8360 7 місяців тому

      that game is just a bad copy of one of the best Danish sci-fi movies from the 90s anyway

    • @HitlerGaymes123
      @HitlerGaymes123 7 місяців тому

      ​@@bierwolf8360 really? Can you recomend me some names?

  • @hikeskool
    @hikeskool 7 місяців тому +5

    I’m on my first play through - Speech and Lockpick and Hacking maxed out. I’m pretty much committed to NCR and am reviled by Powder Gangers and The Legion.
    Good move or bad? I found the 100 Lockpick bunker where BOS is hiding out but they want to take EDE from me.
    What to do???

    • @vahlikjay
      @vahlikjay  7 місяців тому +3

      If you give ED-E to BoS you’ll get him back later and he’ll have much better defenses.

    • @vahlikjay
      @vahlikjay  7 місяців тому +3

      I would also recommend doing the Brotherhood’s quests so you can unlock power armor training. You can choose to destroy them later or even ally them to the NCR.

    • @hikeskool
      @hikeskool 7 місяців тому +3

      @@vahlikjay oh man but who will carry all my tin cans and gecko meat???
      Honestly this is exactly the info I was hoping for with no spoilers! Would love to ally with BOS and NCR. I’m about level 20 going guns and energy weapon skills god karma with Intelligence maxed out I think. Any skills and gear tips?
      Soooo glad I picked this one up after all these years! And thanks for the tip - you literally made my day 👌

    • @vahlikjay
      @vahlikjay  7 місяців тому +3

      @@hikeskool I think you have all the important skills figured out: Speech, Lockpick, and science.
      If you like Energy Weapons then the Brotherhood’s quests will lead you to some pretty good weapons if you keep an eye out.
      Also tips for an NCR playthrough: Keep Elder McNamara in charge. Don’t do the subplot to replace him. Also once you get Power Armor training don’t wear BoS faction armor around NCR until they are officially allied. They are set as enemy factions at start of game.

    • @hikeskool
      @hikeskool 7 місяців тому +3

      @@vahlikjay fantastic - thanks!

  • @AZ-qj4xx
    @AZ-qj4xx 7 місяців тому +1

    you could DO this????

  • @failtolawl
    @failtolawl 4 місяці тому

    Bethesda writing smh

  • @dewok2706
    @dewok2706 7 місяців тому +2

    most competent NCR member

  • @Pigmedog
    @Pigmedog 7 місяців тому +9

    speech checks that new vegas uses as jokes are on the same level as fallout 4

    • @gamerdomain6618
      @gamerdomain6618 7 місяців тому +4

      Sadly, the correct way to read this is that NV's joke speech checks are on the same level as 4's speech checks.

    • @Pigmedog
      @Pigmedog 7 місяців тому +2

      @@gamerdomain6618 98% of speech checks in fnv don't work like this

  • @alexbowlin7044
    @alexbowlin7044 7 місяців тому +1

    charisma checks in fallout 4

  • @ImJustBob
    @ImJustBob 8 місяців тому +67

    If Bethesda made this, nv fans would shit themselves from rage lol

    • @filipkyselica8041
      @filipkyselica8041 8 місяців тому +29

      You mean comedy? No, I think if Bethesda attempted some genuine comedy, I would probably welcome it...

    • @Stephanie-mv9iy
      @Stephanie-mv9iy 8 місяців тому +26

      On one hand, yes, hardcore NV fans can be very crazy and unreasonable. On the other hand, this is intentionally funny and unrealistic. Nothing about the way Beth decided to write say, the Railroad or Dr Li was supposed to be that funny.

    • @mrharvy100
      @mrharvy100 8 місяців тому +12

      If Bethesdia had remotely the amount of good speech checks as NV then I wouldn’t care about the occasional speech check like this.

    • @Plain--Jane
      @Plain--Jane 8 місяців тому +19

      least thin skinned bethesda fan
      why do people come onto new vegas videos to cry about people disliking bethesda

    • @averageearthsurrenderenthu2576
      @averageearthsurrenderenthu2576 8 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Plain--Jane lmfao the irony of an fnv fan saying this shit 💀

  • @eldrideinherjar6711
    @eldrideinherjar6711 7 місяців тому +2

    Charisma is Western RPGs is so fucking stupid. At least in Fallout 1, certain persuasion attempts only popped up if you had high enough intelligence

  • @steelbear2063
    @steelbear2063 7 місяців тому +1

    This shit in Fallout 3 and 4 : "ugh dumb Bugthesda writing"
    This shit in NV : "it's genius!"

  • @Finalstar78
    @Finalstar78 7 місяців тому +16

    Lmao Fallout 4 fans acting like pointing out this ONE moment is some kind of slam dunk, when FO4 speech checks/dialogue as a whole is garbage.
    Stay mad and seething 🤡

    • @xxportalxx.
      @xxportalxx. 7 місяців тому +5

      Wtf are you on about? This one moment is from fnv not fo4 lmfao.

    • @mirzataufikurahman5478
      @mirzataufikurahman5478 7 місяців тому +1

      Almost two decades in and still seething that bethesda fucked yall people in the ass lol, chill out man i played FO3,FNV, and FO4, never had this problem that you're sperging at.
      Just play more RPGs bro

    • @Irmis98
      @Irmis98 7 місяців тому +5

      Dude, you are the only one whining about this shit here

    • @blazingsummit
      @blazingsummit 7 місяців тому +4

      Manga pfp checks out

    • @potatoman7594
      @potatoman7594 7 місяців тому +1

      why don't you quit being elitist and realize both games have good and bad parts

  • @Espartanica
    @Espartanica 7 місяців тому +17

    Obsidian writing in a nutshell.

    • @yellowskies3717
      @yellowskies3717 7 місяців тому +2

      they both do it tbh the arguments are so asinine

    • @jdools4744
      @jdools4744 7 місяців тому

      They could have wrote literally anything and it would have been mechanically identical

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@yellowskies3717Yeah, I just wrote this to mock how all the NV fans would be saying it if Bethesda wrote something like this

    • @bowling5255
      @bowling5255 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@EspartanicaThis is meant to be taken humorously, something to make the player chuckle. Bethesda writes shit like this with 0 irony.

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 7 місяців тому +3

      @@bowling5255 NV fans in a nutshell

  • @119Agent
    @119Agent 7 місяців тому +5

    This is why fanboys claim NV has superior writing. This right here.

    • @jdools4744
      @jdools4744 7 місяців тому +14

      Cope and seethe Bethesdrone

    • @justaguy723
      @justaguy723 7 місяців тому +5

      Because it does. It's an example of campiness in comedy. With Bethesda, the best you get is being a smarmy dickhead or comedy that feels so forced, you feel like you're watching the special kid doing stand-up at an open mic night.

    • @BigHailFan
      @BigHailFan 7 місяців тому +1

      because this is an obvious joke?

  • @ashiagefa646
    @ashiagefa646 7 місяців тому

    Fallout NV fan boi would look at this and engrave it into a plaque because of its high quality of writing.

    • @BigHailFan
      @BigHailFan 7 місяців тому +4

      or because it's an obvious joke not meant to be taken seriously?
      Good God you people are bitter.

  • @ramudasanjuu
    @ramudasanjuu 7 місяців тому +1

    obsididrones will call this good writing

    • @awesomebeast7509
      @awesomebeast7509 7 місяців тому +2

      What’s up with all this fanboy beef? Fallout 3 and New Vegas are the best fallouts. The rest are whack.