The Onion’s In The Know - Every Clifford Banes Excuse

[@butterbee8193]

i like the implication of the "Wandering down I-97 in a bathrobe with no memory of who he is" one. The Onion knows where he is but isn't helping him

[@kalepots6119]

you’re a fucking legend for this compilation

[@dingers5days]

I had to keep reuploading this video because I forgot to add one in or because I found a new one, but I’m pretty confident this is all of them

[@itsdannydude]

Things reqlly went downhill for Clifford after the divorce

[@sunnycideup4725]

I think “Waylaid by Bandits” is the one i quote the most, but Wandering along I-95 is really good, and “Who is plummeting towards earth right now at 93 miles per hour”
Glad we got to meet clifford at the end though🎉

[@ChesterRGC]

Imagine if the clips in order would make sense as a narrative story 😔 missed opportunity, Onion

[@edsmemefactory]

They are.

[@ChesterRGC]

I don't see a narrative, just random events that ocassionally make sense

[@Chris_winthers]

You can see how the reasons he can't be there get drastically worse as soon as he gets divorced

[@meowistforlife]

Finally found one that is complete

[@erzaine6545]

The last one

[@Jaanvx]

Anyone know the episode title of this last one? These are so funny!

[@d9zirable]

​@@Jaanvx"Adults bring kids to r-rated movies"

[@martianbuilder5945]

So now The Onion is back with newsroom videos! Clifford needs to make a cameo appearance!

[@NikhilAutar]

I need a movie of this guy's life

[@sunnycideup4725]

These were always freaking amazing😂

[@effenberg2532]

I love these so much

[@TechnoFall42]

Legendary

[@MityaSkinny]

Thank yov