Underrated Spongebob Jokes

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  • @ContentMakerGuy
    @ContentMakerGuy 4 місяці тому +1853

    Episodes:
    The Bully
    Nature Pants
    Planktons Army
    Dunces And Dragons
    Krab Borg
    Wet Painters
    Mustard O Mine
    Shanghaied
    Born To Be Mild
    Selling Out
    Wormy
    Skill Crane
    Ditchin
    Squid On Strike

    • @dingers5days
      @dingers5days  4 місяці тому +45

      @@ContentMakerGuy Thanks

    • @Mr.GlitchTap
      @Mr.GlitchTap 4 місяці тому +36

      Its almost always the older episodes🫡

    • @ContentMakerGuy
      @ContentMakerGuy 4 місяці тому +9

      100 likes in only 9 days? (Comment on August 14, 2024, Wednesday)

    • @EclecticAesthetic
      @EclecticAesthetic 3 місяці тому +6

      @@Mr.GlitchTap Literally, I'm reading this episode list weekssss after watching the og video, and I instantly recognized all the episode titles, noticing that most are between seasons 2-3

    • @ContentMakerGuy
      @ContentMakerGuy 2 місяці тому +3

      648 likes (September 28, Saturday, 2024 8:17 AM)

  • @racer164
    @racer164 3 роки тому +72984

    The most surprising thing about this is that patrick went to community college

    • @s.a.m.productions2095
      @s.a.m.productions2095 3 роки тому +4298

      @@akiraphantom5 Given the history of his intelligence throughout the show... probably not.

    • @FinnFGC
      @FinnFGC 3 роки тому +5990

      I'm sure the real joke behind this is that even Patrick can attend community college

    • @weinschnegge
      @weinschnegge 3 роки тому +1674

      Maybe he just got told they know eachother from there but never attended it and doesn't even know him

    • @jaycrews3707
      @jaycrews3707 3 роки тому +590

      @@akiraphantom5 he lives under a rock now you tell me

    • @irocjared
      @irocjared 3 роки тому +168

      My thoughts exactly

  • @dragonearth9643
    @dragonearth9643 3 роки тому +19426

    "I'll give him a week."
    "I give him 11 minutes."
    Meanwhile Patrick having a melt down.

    • @dragonearth9643
      @dragonearth9643 3 роки тому +143

      @@MODNAR67 lol that's funny that you pointed out a typo on a youtube comment.

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 3 роки тому +220

      “PATRICK SAD!”

    • @daisysourcream13
      @daisysourcream13 3 роки тому +729

      Also 11-13 minutes is how long each episode is… breaking the 4th wall there

    • @rosegold5720
      @rosegold5720 3 роки тому +117

      @@daisysourcream13 oh!!! i never got that joke

    • @henryhobert5761
      @henryhobert5761 3 роки тому +222

      @@rosegold5720 in the episode where they get trapped in the jungle squid ward says “why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with torture” or something along those lines so I think the joke is he thinks spongebob can’t last 11 minutes without torturing him, so it’s some dark humor the way I see it

  • @heathsharky
    @heathsharky 3 роки тому +22102

    I would think that Patrick went to community college to study wumbology.

    • @averagejoe9040
      @averagejoe9040 3 роки тому +839

      Of course, the study of wumbo.

    • @lolothesilly
      @lolothesilly 3 роки тому +634

      nah, c'mon, that stuff's first grade!

    • @Justme_1213
      @Justme_1213 3 роки тому +442

      I wumbo you wumbo he she me wumbo

    • @mackenzieehrgood6173
      @mackenzieehrgood6173 3 роки тому +172

      @@Justme_1213 How did you get the answers for the final exam?

    • @_David_Velez
      @_David_Velez 3 роки тому +156

      @@mackenzieehrgood6173 I think he put a big top hat on his head with a walkie talkie and got the answers from someone sitting in the attic of his house 🤔 just a guess 🤷‍♂️

  • @prodshxrm
    @prodshxrm 2 місяці тому +574

    0:13 SpongeBob was flabbergasted at his bestfriend linking with his opps lmaooo

    • @derekforstell1084
      @derekforstell1084 2 місяці тому +21

      Death row, next in line speaking.

    • @Eaglefox982
      @Eaglefox982 2 місяці тому +20

      I know people who went to college and have the intellect of Patrick so it checks out

    • @ItsMontySZN
      @ItsMontySZN 2 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ravenscarlettanis13
      @ravenscarlettanis13 Місяць тому +7

      Some people would be like: Oh no!
      Others would be like: Patrick went to college?

  • @vladimir-savage72
    @vladimir-savage72 3 роки тому +9057

    My favorite is when Spongebob tells Patrick "Your genius is showing" and Patrick replies with a shocked "WHERE?!"

    • @emilygoodman6779
      @emilygoodman6779 3 роки тому +241

      “But don’t genius live in a lamp? And besides, we don’t know any dumb people.”

    • @emmahollow8898
      @emmahollow8898 3 роки тому +78

      I get it because genius sounds like penis lol

    • @ayaashraf5960
      @ayaashraf5960 3 роки тому +46

      @@emmahollow8898 I very much don't think that's the joke

    • @emmahollow8898
      @emmahollow8898 3 роки тому +27

      @@ayaashraf5960 then what is the joke?

    • @ayaashraf5960
      @ayaashraf5960 3 роки тому +20

      @@emmahollow8898 I believe the joke is that he was saying where as in where his genius is showing but, yeah maybe you're right who knows-

  • @brianna6087
    @brianna6087 3 роки тому +7796

    I am personally here to vote for "NOT THE NAVY" as the funniest spobgebob line especially because of squidward's character, him being panicked for once when he is hardly ever anything other than chill and monotone is hilarious

    • @Astro.babyyy
      @Astro.babyyy 3 роки тому +437

      Brooo and the pause and him sayin “OUR WORLD”

    • @zoerose3478
      @zoerose3478 3 роки тому +186

      I feel like squidwards personality is more like constant internal panic

    • @justchilling177
      @justchilling177 3 роки тому +18

      Is there a deep clever meaning behind that joke i didnt catch 🤔

    • @DarkPrinceRalsei
      @DarkPrinceRalsei 3 роки тому +155

      @@justchilling177 Spongebob and Squidward were gonna dial the Navy because they thought robots were taking over the world. However, they received an automated message which is technically a robot, causing them to panic.

    • @justchilling177
      @justchilling177 3 роки тому +19

      @@DarkPrinceRalsei lmao that's genius joke ngl 😂👌

  • @nathanr1713
    @nathanr1713 3 роки тому +13478

    The fact that i’ve seen all of these episodes makes me feel great about my childhood.

    • @Skyewardbound
      @Skyewardbound 3 роки тому +201

      Even the one with the miners?

    • @AjBlueJay1224
      @AjBlueJay1224 3 роки тому +105

      @@Skyewardbound Ngl that one is too funny

    • @sheer9203
      @sheer9203 3 роки тому +74

      @@Skyewardbound yep
      I dont think i saw that one

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 3 роки тому +92

      @@Skyewardbound that one’s relatively new, so it doesn’t count until the kids born in the 2010s grow up.

    • @racool911
      @racool911 3 роки тому +17

      @@Skyewardbound Miners? Do you mean Chum Caverns?

  • @thebrustkid7080
    @thebrustkid7080 10 місяців тому +766

    1:27 I’m so glad I’m not the only one that appreciates this joke. Earth takeovers don’t usually affect the fish lol

  • @boxkidd3685
    @boxkidd3685 3 роки тому +18971

    "I'm a winner, see my prize
    You're a loser who sits and cries"
    Straight Bars.

    • @keonroshdieh2497
      @keonroshdieh2497 3 роки тому +108

      More like casinos, buddy 💯💪👍🤙👌👉

    • @somerandom7672
      @somerandom7672 3 роки тому +250

      "Something guys
      Something thighs"
      Gay bars

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 3 роки тому +23

      Singular bar

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 3 роки тому +34

      Imma gouge out both ya eyes
      You say you ain’t whinin’ but it’s all lies

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 3 роки тому +7

      @@somerandom7672 nice

  • @theboldone1961
    @theboldone1961 3 роки тому +6793

    The amount of fourth wall jokes on SpongeBob FLEW over our heads as kids. Lots of them are subtle af too. Shout out to the early seasons, comedy gold.

    • @trinityx3o522
      @trinityx3o522 3 роки тому +143

      @wouldacouldashoulda Back when we actually had good writers & directors for shows.

    • @maxthefool
      @maxthefool 3 роки тому +46

      @@trinityx3o522 its more about the network then the creators most of the time

    • @imeverywheree
      @imeverywheree 3 роки тому +91

      “I’ll give em 11 minutes” 😭

    • @KennethSee
      @KennethSee 3 роки тому +27

      “OUR WORLD”

    • @LizardMane
      @LizardMane 3 роки тому +1

      @@imeverywheree I dnt get it

  • @beachybum-bum
    @beachybum-bum 3 роки тому +6055

    Can we talk about how a guy got arrested for having gummy fish?

    • @dyl-dyl
      @dyl-dyl 3 роки тому +64

      @@SuperNovaBass73 what about it?

    • @hentaihaven2843
      @hentaihaven2843 3 роки тому +322

      @@dyl-dyl he’s dark skinned

    • @slimcognito383
      @slimcognito383 3 роки тому +857

      Quasi (aka not quite) Gummy fish to be exact.
      Cannibalism joke hidden behind clever use of wording

    • @Fantaqq
      @Fantaqq 3 роки тому +44

      @@hentaihaven2843 so...?

    • @hentaihaven2843
      @hentaihaven2843 3 роки тому +196

      @@Fantaqq The stereotype of blacks getting arrested by the police.

  • @emeralde3875
    @emeralde3875 3 роки тому +3642

    I’m still in awe at how smooth the transition is at 2:37.

    • @cannon8235
      @cannon8235 10 місяців тому +212

      That's the joke.

    • @svxd7369
      @svxd7369 10 місяців тому +345

      SpongeBob breaks the 4th wall by riding the bubble transition and I like that so much.

    • @skankhunt-zo4fm
      @skankhunt-zo4fm 10 місяців тому

      @@cannon82352 years later I’m sure they know

    • @lalaland2107
      @lalaland2107 10 місяців тому +42

      Is that from season 4 or 5? I definitely don’t remember watching it as a kid because my seasons were 1-3…

    • @Slaxckson
      @Slaxckson 10 місяців тому +62

      This was my favorite bit, especially seeing Mr. Krabs just flabbergasted 🤣

  • @zenno5190
    @zenno5190 3 роки тому +16256

    "Some day, but not today."
    such a twisted scene for a kids show 😆

  • @splatgorek
    @splatgorek 3 роки тому +18096

    The fact that squidman had to make a distinction between robots taking over "the world" and "our world" makes me think that the citizens of Bikini Bottom are well aware of human society.

    • @elmaionesosexo
      @elmaionesosexo 3 роки тому +571

      squidward*

    • @elementmanexe8389
      @elementmanexe8389 3 роки тому +2001

      @@elmaionesosexo squidman is obviously his rapper name

    • @splatgorek
      @splatgorek 3 роки тому +262

      @@elmaionesosexo do you think i did not know

    • @elmaionesosexo
      @elmaionesosexo 3 роки тому +73

      @@splatgorek yes

    • @elmaionesosexo
      @elmaionesosexo 3 роки тому +167

      @@elementmanexe8389 wasn't that lil'squid?

  • @Slayerandsprite
    @Slayerandsprite 3 роки тому +3224

    My favorite underrated Spongebob joke:
    "What did you wish for, Patrick?"
    *closeup of the bottle of Patrick's ripped letter to Santa*
    "Another piece of paper"

    • @hobihope2981
      @hobihope2981 3 роки тому +104

      Another contender: Squidward telling Spongebob abt the Hash Slinging Slasher:
      "So now, every... what day is it?"
      "Tuesday"
      "Tuesday night!! The Hash Slinging Slasher comes to reap his horrible vengeance"
      *gasp* "But tonight's Tuesday night!"

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 8 місяців тому +2

      My absolute favorite SpongeBob joke of all time 😂❤

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 19 днів тому +1

      I really wish they had paid off that joke later, when Squidward as Santa is giving people what they asked for earlier, by having Squidward give Patrick the copy of his birth certificate he mentions a bit before

  • @Pstar7961
    @Pstar7961 6 місяців тому +796

    "UNNACOMPANIED MINORS" caught me off guard

    • @romariodesrosier1450
      @romariodesrosier1450 5 місяців тому +25

      At least they arent stuck in the snowstorm, stranded at the airport all alone...Damn that movie trailer...

    • @Meyasaurus
      @Meyasaurus 5 місяців тому +65

      *drake enters the chat*

    • @bigsolo6952
      @bigsolo6952 4 місяці тому +28

      @@Meyasaurus Probably A minorrrrrr

    • @SasamuelTheCool
      @SasamuelTheCool 4 місяці тому +6

      2024 in a nutshell

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@romariodesrosier1450Care to share with the rest of the class? XD

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 3 роки тому +33035

    “I’ll give him 11 minutes.”
    That’s the episode run time! 🤣

    • @roguebanana8661
      @roguebanana8661 3 роки тому +2595

      Just Squidward casually breaking the fourth wall 😂

    • @goldensilence5841
      @goldensilence5841 3 роки тому +657

      @@roguebanana8661 and I would've never noticed

    • @WolfAngelRS
      @WolfAngelRS 3 роки тому +518

      Really? I legit thought that’s how long it would’ve taken him to enjoy himself without his pants on...

    • @SaladBoi37
      @SaladBoi37 3 роки тому +690

      "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery!!!"

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 3 роки тому +108

      @@SaladBoi37 i also thought of that line, its from club spongebob

  • @22dallas1
    @22dallas1 3 роки тому +7001

    2:37 is honestly one of the most creative jokes in this show

    • @dantdmfangamingrich9802
      @dantdmfangamingrich9802 3 роки тому +935

      And also a fourth wall break

    • @jdjskskd9278
      @jdjskskd9278 3 роки тому +147

      wait i’m hella dumb whats the joke

    • @trystinbrown2965
      @trystinbrown2965 3 роки тому +737

      @@jdjskskd9278 He used a bubble in an earlier scene to go to the next one. It's very clever!

    • @jdjskskd9278
      @jdjskskd9278 3 роки тому +61

      @@trystinbrown2965 ohhh omg thank u

    • @trystinbrown2965
      @trystinbrown2965 3 роки тому +56

      @@jdjskskd9278 No problem. I'm glad I can help.

  • @biggboi3710
    @biggboi3710 3 роки тому +6915

    the whole "FELICITATIONS, MALEFACTORS" speech has become part of my daily vocabulary, so i'm glad its being shown some love LMAO

    • @andreamccullough8397
      @andreamccullough8397 3 роки тому +107

      sure it has buddy lol

    • @justyumi4410
      @justyumi4410 3 роки тому +40

      The Amoeba Boys walking in on Mojo Jojo, Him, Fuzzy Lumpkinz, and Ace

    • @nickfr1997
      @nickfr1997 3 роки тому +15

      I don’t get it

    • @iancunn99
      @iancunn99 3 роки тому +322

      Translation: Greetings criminals. I’m trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula so I can sell cheap food. Who will join me???!!!

    • @pearlchains
      @pearlchains 3 роки тому +4

      @UCJJ3aioZEo5xjoWicxO6kMw shut up loser

  • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
    @ShadowtheYouTuber523 10 місяців тому +417

    0:00 Season 3 Episode 5 The Bully
    0:25 Season 1 Episode 18 Nature Pants
    0:30 Season 3 Episode 34 Plankton's Army
    0:57 Season 4 Episode 10 Dunces And Dragons
    1:14 Season 3 Episode 17 Krab Borg
    1:36 Season 3 Episode 19 Wet Painters
    1:53 Season 11 Episode 31 Mustard O' Mine
    2:07 Season 2 Episode 24 Shanghaied
    2:32 Season 4 Episode 33 Born To Be Wild
    2:41 Season 4 Episode 8 Selling Out
    3:10 Season 2 Episode 9 Wormy
    3:24 Season 4 Episode 6 Skill Crane
    4:08 Season 6 Episode 27 Ditchin'
    4:31 Season 2 Episode 39 Squid On Strike

    • @testyourcricketknowledge
      @testyourcricketknowledge 7 місяців тому +7

      how are you this much unemployed

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 7 місяців тому +14

      @@testyourcricketknowledge slump going on where I live, I have been trying to get a job for 2 years now but just no luck.

    • @testyourcricketknowledge
      @testyourcricketknowledge 7 місяців тому +11

      @@ShadowtheUA-camr523 bro i hope you soon get your dream job

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 7 місяців тому +7

      @@testyourcricketknowledge well I did technically already get a job, I'm practicing in a workplace where I only work on Mondays and Wednesdays for the rest of this month and then I get a small salary. Not my dream job but it'll do, it's like the moral of Monsters University; you may not be able to become exactly what you want but that doesn't mean there aren't other options.

    • @NoOne-fv6yh
      @NoOne-fv6yh 7 місяців тому +13

      @@testyourcricketknowledge what is this switch up 💀

  • @tricksfollies9549
    @tricksfollies9549 3 роки тому +17433

    That “unaccompanied minors” joke is too good.

    • @animusswtor4822
      @animusswtor4822 3 роки тому +812

      yes, but I'm kinda impressed Patrick knows what sulfur is too ^^

    • @valarmis
      @valarmis 3 роки тому +670

      My immediate though when seeing kids was "cobalt miners"

    • @thepokeybird
      @thepokeybird 3 роки тому +335

      @@valarmis Spongebob and Patrick visit the Tesla mines

    • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Qrock
      @Friendly_Neighborhood_Qrock 3 роки тому +133

      He just explained the whole generation in a nutshell

    • @flamegamingx4717
      @flamegamingx4717 3 роки тому +40

      hearing the word sulfur made me remember infuriating subnautica times lol, i beat below zero before the first one.

  • @Seeker-wq8jc
    @Seeker-wq8jc 3 роки тому +4857

    I miss the one in the episode where SpongeBob is trying to get Gary to take a bath, and he's trying over and over to grab him and throw him in the tub, and he finally tosses him directly over it, and Gary just freezes mid air and teleports back to the ground. Gary just casually breaks reality as SpongeBob is left confused and frustrated.

    • @LinkinMark1994
      @LinkinMark1994 3 роки тому +280

      Also the don’t drop the soap joke in that episode is just a real wtf moment looking back

    • @SilvaShadow1990
      @SilvaShadow1990 3 роки тому +143

      @@LinkinMark1994 2 doubloons... Don't drop em. Not only is that a prison thing. SpongeBob of all ppl says it. Let that.. Sink in! XD

    • @jayB733
      @jayB733 3 роки тому +21

      No no u got put the hey Gary how bout some leap frog! (The second time ofc)

    • @MDubHusky
      @MDubHusky 3 роки тому +63

      wa-ter you waiting for, GARY?

    • @SilvaShadow1990
      @SilvaShadow1990 3 роки тому +2

      @@MDubHusky MROW!!

  • @Enteringdullsville
    @Enteringdullsville 3 роки тому +7892

    “We did it! We painted the whole house, and without getting a drop of paint but anything but the FLAPPING FLOTSAM WHAT’S THAT”

    • @josukefrthistime
      @josukefrthistime 3 роки тому +102

      And That's When Dora's Celebration came to an End
      Dora: No! Don't Close the Book! We haven't sang the-
      *Shuts Book*
      Forget about It. Here's a Song you'll love
      *Plays Giorno's Theme*

    • @sugarpanda2176
      @sugarpanda2176 3 роки тому +72

      BEST QUOTE EVVER🤣😝

    • @mohammed_the_train_spotter
      @mohammed_the_train_spotter 3 роки тому +22

      duh like we don't have ears or something smh...

    • @josukefrthistime
      @josukefrthistime 3 роки тому +54

      @@mohammed_the_train_spotter It's a Skit! Calm Down!

    • @jocelynjonesey8925
      @jocelynjonesey8925 3 роки тому +31

      Flapping flotsam, Batman

  • @j.g5934
    @j.g5934 2 місяці тому +131

    1:08 that sht was dark ngl

    • @ahmedalanzi.
      @ahmedalanzi. Місяць тому +16

      Someday But Not Today😂😂

  • @mitchinatr7093
    @mitchinatr7093 3 роки тому +3040

    That unaccompanied minors joke gets me every time.

    • @jezd2223
      @jezd2223 3 роки тому +64

      took me a solid sec to get it lmao

    • @VictorAFurr
      @VictorAFurr 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah.

    • @VictorAFurr
      @VictorAFurr 3 роки тому +31

      Also “ring a bell“ pun really got me

    • @VictorAFurr
      @VictorAFurr 3 роки тому +31

      2:04, 2:13

    • @breanna4915
      @breanna4915 3 роки тому +46

      one of the rare good modern spongebob jokes

  • @chriskeller3705
    @chriskeller3705 3 роки тому +5358

    The funniest joke in the whole show is when spongebob is screaming “I’M UGLY AND IM PROUD” on his roof and squidward next door goes “is that what he calls it?” 😂😂

    • @ZorroCeleste1
      @ZorroCeleste1 10 місяців тому +431

      In spanish, he said "He finally realized it."

    • @SpeedwagonPlush
      @SpeedwagonPlush 10 місяців тому +48

      What does dat joke mean

    • @frododododo
      @frododododo 10 місяців тому +26

      I dont get it

    • @CrazyLemonMint
      @CrazyLemonMint 10 місяців тому +249

      In German he says "The proud part is new to me"

    • @thestylishwizard2160
      @thestylishwizard2160 10 місяців тому +181

      ​@@SpeedwagonPlush It means 🏳️‍🌈

  • @zaydenmYT
    @zaydenmYT 3 роки тому +5447

    "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
    "Not until four."

    • @sakaiclips
      @sakaiclips 8 місяців тому +42

      😂

    • @MrInuhanyou123
      @MrInuhanyou123 6 місяців тому +42

      Almost every scene is from seasons 1 through 3. Sounds about right

    • @youwayo
      @youwayo 6 місяців тому +15

      He meant season 4

    • @TheSocratesofAthens
      @TheSocratesofAthens 6 місяців тому +9

      He must have missed hearing the word "stupid".

    • @JenniferTolosa-x6j
      @JenniferTolosa-x6j 6 місяців тому +7

      Season 4 was sorta good in my opinion

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 3 роки тому +3347

    One of my favourites:
    “Would you like next day delivery or time-warp delivery?”
    “I’ll go for time warp”
    “No problem sir your package arrived a week ago”
    [hangs up, sees box on the floor]
    “Oh I wondered what this was”

  • @haydenmasters4816
    @haydenmasters4816 3 роки тому +2402

    I always loved the one right after the “it’s not my wallet” scene
    *patrick drops box on man ray’s foot*
    “what’s in that box anyhow??”
    “my wallets”

  • @jjabbott7249
    @jjabbott7249 3 роки тому +3848

    "He'll give us forty lashes!"
    [Imagines himself with thick eyelashes fluttering]

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 3 роки тому +163

      Lol, that's definitely an underrated one, didn't even realize what it meant til I grew up

    • @RobKeenan826
      @RobKeenan826 3 роки тому +12

      Legendary

    • @selenagomezacapella
      @selenagomezacapella 3 роки тому +7

      @@CelesticCF - How? I understood it and I was like 6

    • @yan_dj
      @yan_dj 3 роки тому +6

      I just got that from your comment, I thought he was just talking nonsense

    • @snailthelostcow63
      @snailthelostcow63 3 роки тому +18

      If you understand that as a child then uhh…
      That’s rough, buddy

  • @CreativeTankEngine
    @CreativeTankEngine 10 місяців тому +131

    The “I’d better take the shortcut” was always one of my favorite jokes because of how they casually break the fourth wall and Mr. Krabs questions it for a second. 😂

  • @KitsuneEX-oo8pj
    @KitsuneEX-oo8pj 3 роки тому +4045

    Wait a minute, Patrick went to college?

    • @sdFreerey
      @sdFreerey 3 роки тому +159

      Community college

    • @cttncandytears
      @cttncandytears 3 роки тому +138

      @@sdFreerey That’s still college though

    • @doggosho3044
      @doggosho3044 3 роки тому +90

      That would explain his genius showing

    • @enceladus2263
      @enceladus2263 3 роки тому +84

      He went to Squidward Community College

    • @gizmonovack
      @gizmonovack 3 роки тому +8

      @@doggosho3044 oh crap!!! Wait but my pants are up

  • @yogap6162
    @yogap6162 3 роки тому +4658

    I forget what episode this is, but there's a clever jokes like this
    Spongebob: Patrick, you are genius
    Patrick : Yeah, a lot people call me that
    Spongebob : Genius?
    Patrick : No, Patrick

    • @LadyNeeka
      @LadyNeeka 3 роки тому +165

      'No, this is Patrick' 😂
      I loved that one.

    • @BaggyTheBloke
      @BaggyTheBloke 10 місяців тому +203

      Not sure if this is the line you're thinking of but the episode Porus Pockets has the similar exchange of:
      "Good idea coming here, Patrick!"
      "That's my specialty."
      "Having good ideas?"
      "No, being called Patrick."

    • @theactualdarthvader
      @theactualdarthvader 10 місяців тому +27

      @@BaggyTheBlokethat’s what i was thinking lmao

    • @PikaGirl890
      @PikaGirl890 8 місяців тому +3

      OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE IT'S SO FUNNY😭

    • @OffTheRailGaming
      @OffTheRailGaming 8 місяців тому +34

      There was one joke that went like this
      Spongebob: Patrick, you're genius is showing!
      Patrick: Oh no! Where?!

  • @Anemoia22
    @Anemoia22 3 роки тому +3525

    Random fish: Literally contemplates stabbing himself in the throat with a spear
    Everyone: Kalm
    Squidward hangs up a clam cage with a rope
    Everyone: Panik

    • @some_goomba
      @some_goomba 3 роки тому +35

      Agreed...

    • @edddy
      @edddy 3 роки тому +35

      The clam thing was more real y'know

    • @Anemoia22
      @Anemoia22 3 роки тому +159

      @@edddy how coukd it possibly be more real. The spear scene was literally equivalent to someone putting a gun to their head

    • @edddy
      @edddy 3 роки тому +54

      Squidward's involved him looking like he was at rock bottom (not the place, metaphorically) and it showed him hanging up a rope. That's way more "real" then some amusement park attraction worker pointing a prop spear at themselves

    • @Anemoia22
      @Anemoia22 3 роки тому +103

      @@edddy he literally said "Not tofay. Someday, but not today." Giving clear indication he plans to khs in the future. While it may have looked like Squidward was gonna kill himself, he never outright stated that was his plan

  • @cmd2973
    @cmd2973 5 місяців тому +58

    I love how adult this show was the first few seasons. I watched them with my kids every night and it was the only show I didn't get tired of

    • @infinite683
      @infinite683 4 місяці тому +8

      There was a good stretch of time where writers would put adult joks in kids' shows and movies because it would normally fly over the kids head and keep parents not bored out of their mind. Usually made the media age good as well.
      We no longer really have that.

    • @tackywhale5664
      @tackywhale5664 4 місяці тому +3

      @infinite683 We need to bring that back.

  • @R2M_Productions
    @R2M_Productions 3 роки тому +2194

    The most underrated joke definitely has to be when they walk into the huge mattress store and spongebob asks how many there are and patrick says “ten”

    • @notkerrystolcenberg
      @notkerrystolcenberg 3 роки тому +95

      That jokes pops into my mind at least 3 times a year

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 3 роки тому +90

      I’m 27 and still quote it whenever I’m given the opportunity if someone ever says “guess how many…” or “how many do you think there is?”

    • @R.A.M222
      @R.A.M222 3 роки тому +33

      @@wonderlust1308 24 and same . But most people sadly don’t get it

    • @darkgoesoff5200
      @darkgoesoff5200 3 роки тому +9

      @@R.A.M222 can you explain it?

    • @darkgoesoff5200
      @darkgoesoff5200 3 роки тому +8

      @@wonderlust1308 can you explain the joke

  • @jetstreamvik9570
    @jetstreamvik9570 3 роки тому +1649

    Seeing the fish struggle to resist jamming a spear into his neck really hits different now than it did in 2006.

    • @woda9291
      @woda9291 3 роки тому +20

      Oof

    • @nonso1078
      @nonso1078 3 роки тому +48

      I was born in 2006 my birthdate is 06/06/06

    • @officialunitedstatesofamer2944
      @officialunitedstatesofamer2944 3 роки тому +10

      @@nonso1078 Damn, that is a coincidence if I’ve ever seen one. Are you Christian?

    • @MomoKunDaYo
      @MomoKunDaYo 3 роки тому +7

      @@nonso1078 thats when the movie omen was released

    • @somerandomguy6268
      @somerandomguy6268 3 роки тому +6

      @@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 im wondering too lol good question

  • @felixespino430
    @felixespino430 3 роки тому +4876

    "What's this?"
    "The deed to my house."
    "Okie-dokie then, carry on."

    • @emmanzi_
      @emmanzi_ 3 роки тому +71

      I nearly died

    • @RWBprototype
      @RWBprototype 3 роки тому +85

      I'm surprised he can even afford a house considering he's being paid next to nothing.

    • @benrod-1321
      @benrod-1321 3 роки тому +75

      @@RWBprototype some say he has a side job in the Japanese movie industry

    • @sagetheidiotartist
      @sagetheidiotartist 3 роки тому +11

      the most underrated joke ever

    • @mattking9220
      @mattking9220 3 роки тому +17

      Arrrgh, a pirate doesn't say "oKiE dOkIe ThEn"

  • @gary_something_else6417
    @gary_something_else6417 10 місяців тому +112

    2:07 this episode was just so good.

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind 3 роки тому +8461

    "Robots have taken over the world!"
    *Kalm*
    "OUR world!"
    *Panik*

    • @dr_strange800
      @dr_strange800 3 роки тому +407

      That joke was very well executed

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 3 роки тому +98

      I don’t get a lot of these but maybe that’s why they’re so good lol

    • @mtj8870
      @mtj8870 3 роки тому +438

      I love how it confirms they know the existence of the human world

    • @iinorxiqq
      @iinorxiqq 3 роки тому +34

      So accurate 👌

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 3 роки тому +261

      @@sakuraogami6885 they don't care if the human world above water got conquered

  • @inoerinoblu6521
    @inoerinoblu6521 3 роки тому +4054

    I'll give him a week - A new episode every week
    I'll give him eleven minutes - The run time of the episode
    Good joke.

    • @jermarionthegoat2.027
      @jermarionthegoat2.027 3 роки тому +60

      Thank you

    • @John15-v.5-8
      @John15-v.5-8 3 роки тому +50

      Oh, I thought it meant something else 💀

    • @AmateurAnimations65
      @AmateurAnimations65 3 роки тому +24

      Good catch I never noticed that

    • @gradel888
      @gradel888 3 роки тому +13

      PATRICK SAD!!!!!!!!

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 3 роки тому +43

      WHY MUST EVERY ELEVEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE BE FILLED WITH MISERY?!?!?!?!
      Well, because each cartoon is only eleven minutes long, Squid...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +6065

    The "unaccompanied minors" one is so underrated. I never understood it, when I myself was a minor watching this.

    • @ler3422
      @ler3422 3 роки тому +29

      Me neither lol

    • @senpaisazon4859
      @senpaisazon4859 3 роки тому +68

      You work fast man ain’t no way you can be everywhere

    • @ieattrash1149
      @ieattrash1149 3 роки тому +302

      Pretty sure that episode is one of the newer ones

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 3 роки тому +9

      No one asked nerd

    • @fernandorodriguez876
      @fernandorodriguez876 3 роки тому +32

      @@senpaisazon4859 you can do alot when living off of unemployment checks

  • @saratoga4126
    @saratoga4126 9 місяців тому +788

    "I'll give him 11 minutes"
    that's how long a SpongeBob episode is 😂

    • @jpeggingaround
      @jpeggingaround 8 місяців тому +42

      technically Squidward broke the 4th wall

    • @alegzyi
      @alegzyi 4 місяці тому

      I always wonder if those who write these identical comments are either attention craving crooks or just plain retarded... Don't get me wrong, it just honestly buggles me. I mean they are not even buried in tons of other comments, they are at the top, heavily liked and usually very obvious (one could also take that in mind but I guess I am already asking too much)...

    • @Anstreki323
      @Anstreki323 3 місяці тому

      ​@@jpeggingaroundno s sherlock

    • @CLSGL
      @CLSGL 3 місяці тому +3

      I know because the comment right above yours said it 3 years ago

  • @Alphacarmine72
    @Alphacarmine72 3 роки тому +2100

    Did anybody every notice that fish flying out of nowhere at Mach speed at 1:32 ?? LMAOOOO

    • @terrance3218
      @terrance3218 3 роки тому +45

      Yes 🤣🤣

    • @someguy6651
      @someguy6651 3 роки тому +212

      Holy shit, never noticed that. Nice catch.

    • @EBAN207
      @EBAN207 3 роки тому +58

      @@someguy6651 I *sea* what you did there

    • @someguy6651
      @someguy6651 3 роки тому +78

      @@EBAN207 I wish I had a good pun to make here but I cant pick just one, I'm swimming in ideas.

    • @pj5403
      @pj5403 3 роки тому +3

      What happend there

  • @kevinhanger3438
    @kevinhanger3438 3 роки тому +684

    The fact that I still remember all these episode’s storylines after years is amazing only joke they missed was when Patrick and spongebob raised a clam and at the end Patrick grabs spongbob and says “let’s make another”

    • @restinpeacekobe987
      @restinpeacekobe987 3 роки тому +11

      That was funny asl

    • @sinerothmike7292
      @sinerothmike7292 3 роки тому +2

      O

    • @Ceejay-gl9ld
      @Ceejay-gl9ld 3 роки тому +5

      Sadly that episode was banned years ago.

    • @tentaforces
      @tentaforces 3 роки тому +22

      @@Ceejay-gl9ld I don't think that was ever banned.

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 3 роки тому +5

      @@Ceejay-gl9ld I've rewatched that episode on TV loads of times, banned where?

  • @raptapper
    @raptapper 3 роки тому +1787

    I never got the Gummy Fish and suicidal knight jokes until now.

    • @lentrozenol1037
      @lentrozenol1037 3 роки тому +29

      I still don't get it; what's it mean?

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 3 роки тому +277

      @@lentrozenol1037 Gummy Fish is cannibalism and the knight wants to stab his throat cuz he hates his job and wants to die.

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 3 роки тому +115

      @@ShadowtheUA-camr523 I thought gummy fish was drugs

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 3 роки тому +56

      Ok-- Wait what?? Didn't you hear the cop say "Eating your own kind"???

    • @sakuraogami6885
      @sakuraogami6885 3 роки тому +30

      @@ShadowtheUA-camr523 yeah but I thought it was kinda a combo of both

  • @josephthememe2555
    @josephthememe2555 3 роки тому +42

    Ok, but the fact that Spongebob used one of the bubbles in the transition to take a shortcut is so clever

  • @pistincup352
    @pistincup352 3 роки тому +3331

    I’m a winner, see my prize, your a loser, who sits a cries!
    -Squidward

  • @Ryan_Carder
    @Ryan_Carder 3 роки тому +2431

    The best joke of the entire show was left out.
    "Insulting a man's ship, be worse than insulting a man's mother."
    "No no wait, it was his mother you said was dirty."

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 3 роки тому +162

      Also the perfume store joke in the first Flying Dutchman episode.

    • @tingmingxiy790
      @tingmingxiy790 3 роки тому +106

      I think whats so funny about this is how Spongebob is kind of an instigator in this situation. That and clearly insulting his mother was worse than insulting his ship💀

    • @JittyRatchet4342
      @JittyRatchet4342 3 роки тому +8

      Lol!!

    • @krisplates
      @krisplates 3 роки тому +14

      That whole episode “Shanghaied” is pure gold!

    • @thegreatpapyrus2306
      @thegreatpapyrus2306 3 роки тому +2

      @@jeremyusreevu237 I actually still don’t get that one, could you explain?

  • @personman2454
    @personman2454 3 роки тому +574

    I appreciate the rimshot on the miners joke.

    • @violetcupcake
      @violetcupcake 3 роки тому +5

      @personman245 I love your Profile Picture! 🤩😂

  • @manakings8274
    @manakings8274 9 місяців тому +101

    1:32 the one guy just flying across the screen 😂😂😂

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment 4 місяці тому +6

      made me lol

    • @ALX_6.11
      @ALX_6.11 2 місяці тому +1

      He's swimming, bruhh it's underwater

    • @samkoski5909
      @samkoski5909 2 місяці тому +1

      I’ve never noticed that before 😂

  • @kazzoey2868
    @kazzoey2868 3 роки тому +1408

    You forgot the:
    “Wanna see me do it again?”

    • @C.C.N
      @C.C.N 3 роки тому +50

      It's so underrated it's forgotten

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 3 роки тому +8

      @@C.C.N Shame

    • @diegovillacrez8349
      @diegovillacrez8349 3 роки тому +70

      it's not underrated, everyone loves that one

    • @Jords250
      @Jords250 3 роки тому +19

      All these years and I'm still pretty sure he did run over that mountain and back

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 3 роки тому

      Its not underrated compared to the Season 4 episodes, though I admit the jokes in MM&BB5 are more forgettable than MM&BB3. If you really wanna see underrated, check out the storyboard for it cause it was originally gonna be a double length special. Neat stuff.

  • @KevetteofArethria
    @KevetteofArethria 3 роки тому +1794

    "We know he violated his parole /somehow/."
    Yeah, this one is definitely the best joke.

    • @percussionfellow6168
      @percussionfellow6168 3 роки тому +6

      It really is.

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 3 роки тому +5

      Why?

    • @thebigdant6210
      @thebigdant6210 3 роки тому +24

      Come on man, I didn’t do nothing

    • @KevetteofArethria
      @KevetteofArethria 3 роки тому +266

      @@justincruz5720 It's playing on the joke that police always look for a reason to arrest you. I think it's in pretty good taste.

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 3 роки тому +3

      @@KevetteofArethria So it would seem.

  • @DomozoveoGZ
    @DomozoveoGZ 3 роки тому +1181

    It's a wonder Patrick is so happy, he went to community college, he's not in debt

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 3 роки тому +75

      I mean, he lives under a rock. So he's just avoiding the debt

    • @sclarinet9088
      @sclarinet9088 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheKoriKasai technically a turtle

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 3 роки тому +5

      @@sclarinet9088 no he's not polenareff

    • @luckyalvin3947
      @luckyalvin3947 3 роки тому +9

      @@TheKoriKasai don't bring Polnareff here.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 3 роки тому +6

      @@luckyalvin3947 why not? He's the best french man

  • @GhostGhosterson
    @GhostGhosterson 8 місяців тому +4

    Spongebob riding the scene transition to get to the Krusty Krab is my favorite fourth wall break of the show.

  • @strawglicks1624
    @strawglicks1624 3 роки тому +494

    The entirety of skill crane is an underrated gem.

    • @strawglicks1624
      @strawglicks1624 3 роки тому +2

      @@k4spur 😈

    • @killerquinn64
      @killerquinn64 3 роки тому +12

      Agreed. Though my favorites from Season 4 are Krusty Towers, Dunces and Dragons, and Patrick SmartPants which are all in my top 10. Shell of a Man and Wishing You Well are almost in the top 20.

    • @plopadard
      @plopadard 3 роки тому +5

      The saddest part is my copy of season 4 now skips on that episode

    • @NightCloudI
      @NightCloudI Місяць тому +1

      Yeah when I first saw it when I was younger I loved it so much that every time after watching it when an episode of SpongeBob was starting l was hoping it would be that one.

  • @akio_kuro
    @akio_kuro 3 роки тому +1018

    2:38 I lost it when I saw this for the first time

    • @sympathy4mario
      @sympathy4mario 3 роки тому +108

      Krabs reaction really does it

    • @thegamingfan5222
      @thegamingfan5222 3 роки тому +13

      Probably my fav in this list

    • @sow9smd392
      @sow9smd392 3 роки тому +17

      The amazing world of gumball makes jokes like that all the time lol

    • @GoatHerder-t4d
      @GoatHerder-t4d 3 роки тому +8

      The Amazing World of Gumball is also a show of underrated jokes

    • @pruffy6275
      @pruffy6275 3 роки тому

      Wich episode Was that

  • @giddy1337
    @giddy1337 3 роки тому +4849

    “Coal miners”
    “Sulphur miners”
    “Unaccompanied minors” ‘Ba dum tss’
    Underrated.

  • @dedede5586
    @dedede5586 Рік тому +160

    2:07 is my favorite sequence in the whole show 😭

  • @truckman3
    @truckman3 3 роки тому +1784

    “Alright, who is this?”
    “Joe mama?”
    “Okay listen here, ‘Joe’”
    there’s a hecking joe mama joke in spongebob

    • @chainjail4834
      @chainjail4834 3 роки тому +9

      Timestamp?

    • @truckman3
      @truckman3 3 роки тому +47

      I meant in the lost episode of spongebob not here

    • @chainjail4834
      @chainjail4834 3 роки тому +7

      @@truckman3 ah ok 👍

    • @shidfard
      @shidfard 3 роки тому +29

      Joe mama is a very old joke. It only resurfaced recently.

    • @desuhiko
      @desuhiko 3 роки тому

      @@shidfard wow

  • @ipgd69
    @ipgd69 3 роки тому +292

    2:38 this is hands down the best transition in the entire show

    • @jaybird0312
      @jaybird0312 3 роки тому +20

      Mr.Krabs face too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Seshtilwerest227
    @Seshtilwerest227 3 роки тому +355

    The joke where barnacle boy leaped into the invisible boat mobile and ended up landing anus first on the gear shifter is the actual most underrated joke.

    • @cesarriveraii550
      @cesarriveraii550 3 роки тому +47

      Told you we should have got the automatic!

    • @CrashFan03
      @CrashFan03 3 роки тому +15

      I thought he hit his nuts but then again that makes more sense lmao

  • @livinlikelimebaby
    @livinlikelimebaby Місяць тому +21

    2:27 “No, no, it’s not DAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

  • @shionyorigami3552
    @shionyorigami3552 3 роки тому +755

    1:35 when artists sees the smallest mistake in their art after posting it

    • @b.tiqueabsolute81
      @b.tiqueabsolute81 3 роки тому +79

      Yep... As an artist, that fricking HURTS 😭

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 3 роки тому +24

      Basically

    • @PikachuYoshiPines164
      @PikachuYoshiPines164 3 роки тому +20

      Oh my gosh I can relate lol

    • @animdoodle
      @animdoodle 3 роки тому +23

      POV: Your finished with erasing your sketch and flicking the erasers off but one speck of eraser is left.

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 3 роки тому +10

      Im not even an artist and its still hits me

  • @thegoldenkid3904
    @thegoldenkid3904 3 роки тому +2882

    2:38 All these years and I realize he's riding a bubble in the transition.
    Edit: Something, something, thousand likes.

    • @DeeTomm
      @DeeTomm 3 роки тому +176

      Now THAT is one of the very rare moments where a modern SpongeBob episode has an actually good idea!

    • @pancakeketchup
      @pancakeketchup 3 роки тому +221

      @@DeeTomm yeah the "modern" episode from 14 years ago

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 3 роки тому +122

      @@pancakeketchup when a lot of people talk about "modern" SpongeBob, they usually mean post movie SpongeBob

    • @holytrinity8888
      @holytrinity8888 3 роки тому +46

      I usually call post movie Spongebob “Early Modern Spongebob” from season 4 to season 9, when Spongebob first went widescreen.

    • @bluezero8557
      @bluezero8557 3 роки тому +31

      What makes it better is Mr.krabs noticed it

  • @RAWRzooted
    @RAWRzooted 3 роки тому +602

    "he took off his pants"
    "i like the sound of that"

  • @flobwad
    @flobwad 10 місяців тому +168

    1:08 At 28 years old this joke hasn’t been more relatable.

    • @squidwardpostsvids
      @squidwardpostsvids 10 місяців тому +33

      “Someday, but not today.”

    • @ninjifansmpj420
      @ninjifansmpj420 6 місяців тому +6

      I've seen that scene in the Western Animation section of TV Tropes' "Driven to S*icide".

    • @hcwaytobe1104
      @hcwaytobe1104 3 місяці тому

      @@ninjifansmpj420why are you censoring suicide? We all know what you’re saying.

    • @thomasseymour5025
      @thomasseymour5025 3 місяці тому +1

      150th like!

  • @marshalljones69
    @marshalljones69 3 роки тому +753

    After 15 years or so I finally understand the robots taking over the world joke. They wouldn’t care if robots took over the air breathers world. Ahhhh, good times.

    • @DarkDevil2398
      @DarkDevil2398 3 роки тому +10

      That's not even close to it at all tho.... Smh lmfao, they have an entire universe separate from the airbreathers and Squidward literally said "our world!" Clearly referring to the sea creatures....... Why do people have to find things that clearly aren't there just for the sake of commenting something lol? It's so strange

    • @DarkDevil2398
      @DarkDevil2398 3 роки тому +26

      The joke was literally the public is so ignorant that he had to clarify to them that "the world" is their world too nothing more lol just stop

    • @DarkDevil2398
      @DarkDevil2398 3 роки тому +1

      You can't even give one implication from the actual show that the joke had anything to do with what your comment says either lol because it doesn't

    • @DarkDevil2398
      @DarkDevil2398 3 роки тому +1

      You can't even give one implication from the actual show that the joke had anything to do with what your comment says either lol because it doesn't

    • @DarkDevil2398
      @DarkDevil2398 3 роки тому +1

      Sorry just here to correct your ignorance free of charge 🙂

  • @nicole_cat0
    @nicole_cat0 3 роки тому +1524

    i will always feel bad for the kids my age who were told that spongebob was a “bad influence” and that it was “inappropriate”… they missed out on the childhood on a lifetime.

    • @RobannerPS
      @RobannerPS 10 місяців тому +80

      Hello. I was that kid. I'm pissed.

    • @giraffebean
      @giraffebean 10 місяців тому +36

      Hello. I wasn't that kid. I only had cable in my life for like 5 years and i dont remember any of it. I was the kid with unrestricted internet access 👍

    • @Man_Jr._Studios
      @Man_Jr._Studios 10 місяців тому +15

      I was that kid until I became a teenager 😂

    • @FatKarma999
      @FatKarma999 9 місяців тому +33

      Kids were told this? Wow, this is a first for me.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 9 місяців тому +37

      @@FatKarma999 I worked with a woman that hated the show because her 5yr old learned to moon her daycare class from watching Spongebob. I told her the demographic was 12 yr olds and she got angry that I didn't side with her.

  • @just_jxve9033
    @just_jxve9033 3 роки тому +672

    0:32 Planktons view on the language of the cedious low brow dives in town: “FELICITATIONS MALEFACTORS I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPRIATE THE FORMULA IN FOR THE PREPARATIONS OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES,WHO WILL JOIN ME-“

    • @RedCross13756
      @RedCross13756 10 місяців тому +93

      "I don't get it" 😂😂😂

    • @kenyaholloway-reliford8213
      @kenyaholloway-reliford8213 7 місяців тому +84

      "Hello, criminals! I seek to steal the Krabby Patty formula and recreate it to sell it as my own. Who's up for it?"

    • @02brother
      @02brother 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@@kenyaholloway-reliford8213you're a goddamn genius!

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 6 місяців тому +7

      Dude must have been given his villain license by an annoyed teacher who hated him for not passing his test and driving them insane, just like Mrs Puff did to SpongeBob in No Free Rides. That’s my only explanation for this crucial misinformation about the low lives of Bikini Bottom.

    • @veggiegreenz9896
      @veggiegreenz9896 4 місяці тому +1

      4:23 the real world equivalent of police arresting minors for marijuana instead of doing more important things.

  • @mega-chad8809
    @mega-chad8809 9 місяців тому +23

    4:36 should’ve asked for the deed to his house back

    • @brad9772
      @brad9772 Місяць тому

      So true haha

  • @YamatoFukkatsu
    @YamatoFukkatsu 3 роки тому +493

    Lesson learned: don't get caught eating gummy humans.

  • @1234567895182
    @1234567895182 3 роки тому +2070

    0:42 Plankton: "Felicitations malefactors! I am endeavouring to misappropriate the formula for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me?!?!"
    English: Congratulations wrong doers! I am trying to steal the formula to make cheap food! Who will join me?!?!?

    • @pokeaust7800
      @pokeaust7800 3 роки тому +63

      Felicitations I think is just a greeting

    • @TheLordNovo
      @TheLordNovo 3 роки тому +56

      @@pokeaust7800 you’re thinking of Salutations

    • @Kylirr
      @Kylirr 3 роки тому +21

      Felicitations is a greeting, dullard.

    • @connormcmullen987
      @connormcmullen987 3 роки тому +15

      @@TheLordNovo they're both a very formal greeting.

    • @Philla815
      @Philla815 3 роки тому +5

      Funniest joke in this video

  • @ianoliver2224
    @ianoliver2224 3 роки тому +873

    “Unaccompanied minors.”
    HOO! That hits way too hard nowadays!

    • @ajasmr6907
      @ajasmr6907 3 роки тому +8

      I didn’t get the joke that well but i cracked somehow.

    • @Name-rv1zw
      @Name-rv1zw 3 роки тому +54

      @@ajasmr6907 minors is another way to say someone under the age of majority/consent

    • @arcey_cv
      @arcey_cv 3 роки тому +45

      @@Name-rv1zw dude you could've just said kids

    • @Ok-rd1zd
      @Ok-rd1zd 3 роки тому +9

      @@arcey_cv someone under the age of consent is a way to say kids. Why can’t they just say that.

    • @rotundmonibuv5103
      @rotundmonibuv5103 3 роки тому +2

      @@Name-rv1zw Not age of consent, age of majority.

  • @rileybowman5988
    @rileybowman5988 9 місяців тому +12

    As a kid, I was confused about why Squidward says 11 minutes specifically, but then I realized that he’s saying he’ll give him until the end of the episode.

  • @Tee-OhBee
    @Tee-OhBee 3 роки тому +217

    1:24 “NOT THE NAVY” watching that now all these years later still made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

  • @datdankdj8264
    @datdankdj8264 3 роки тому +742

    Patrick star went to college??? (I have this on DVD but it still surprises me)

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 3 роки тому +22

      community college and that doesn't necessarily mean he passed any of his classes.

    • @Rohgamu
      @Rohgamu 3 роки тому +2

      @@pforgottonsoul whats wrong with community College?

    • @emiphim
      @emiphim 3 роки тому +3

      @@Rohgamu it's The Fact That Patrick Is Stupid

    • @t-dogtyler3626
      @t-dogtyler3626 3 роки тому +12

      He went to college to study Wumbology

    • @aliostrowski1935
      @aliostrowski1935 3 роки тому +1

      @@pforgottonsoul unlike me I barely passed 3

  • @Angie_bae
    @Angie_bae 3 роки тому +1213

    “I give him eleven minutes”
    Because the episode is 11 minutes💀

  • @mcgfn
    @mcgfn 10 місяців тому +10

    Can't believe I've never seen 2:33, that was a crazy fourth wall break for Spongebob

  • @Mister-Red
    @Mister-Red 3 роки тому +580

    1:33 meanwhile in French version:
    Squidward:Attention everyone the robots has taken over the world
    Fish:[silence]
    Squidward:I mean the ocean
    Fish:(Panic)

  • @ninjacocktail
    @ninjacocktail 3 роки тому +393

    0:25 This episode is unbelivably heart breaking watching Patrick so emotionnally moved when his best friend left forever. The moment when Patrick breaks the golden net with his knee is the saddest thing that ever happened in Spongebob for me. This is a highly symbolic act marking the end of an unbreakable friendship and the end of the most enjoyable hobby Patrick used to have with his best friend. This is an underrated sad moment for sure.

    • @unicornunicorn3249
      @unicornunicorn3249 3 роки тому +16

      Over think much

    • @grungeisdeadd
      @grungeisdeadd 3 роки тому +16

      @@unicornunicorn3249 They moreso shared an analysis

    • @cameron6538
      @cameron6538 3 роки тому +52

      @@unicornunicorn3249 billions of years of evolution to give you a brain and you use it to begrudge people for using theirs

    • @edenalexandriab9120
      @edenalexandriab9120 3 роки тому +7

      Keep strong. Dont forget that despite the evil in this world, God is full of justice, mercy and love.
      Justice said we broke His perfect law - causing the world's previous perfection to be destroyed - and therefore we deserve Hell (like a punishment in any legal system but this is eternal as His perfect law is eternal too). Don't think you fit in that category? Ever done one of these?: lying, stealing - regardless of how small the object EVER, hating others - which is murder in God's perfect law, lusting (plus God sees our entire thought life). Justice says "the soul that sins shall die" - if we break one in thought/word/deed it's as if we're guilty of all of them. Quite simply, living by the law (which is doing everything perfectly) is impossible for sinful humans
      . The law shows us that 1. We will die in Hell if we fail to follow it and 2. We cannot save ourselves BUT, 3. God's perfect, immovable law points us to Christ, who followed and fulfilled the law in thought, word and deed perfectly in our place. He did what we couldn't and did it on our behalf. He was then sentenced to death on a cross, and took our personal punishment for our sin, paying our penalty (like paying our fine) completely FOR us, and has given us freedom.
      If we turn from the sins we have committed and repent (pursue the opposite direction of love through Christ) He will, overtime, recreate us back into that previously perfect image through The Holy Spirit which Jesus sends to all who accept Him as their personal Lord and Savior of their life. It's not about following the law - perfectly, as it's impossible - it's about letting Christ in to guide and teach you and obeying Him through His power (not ourselves as it's impossible without depending on His power and instruction).
      He is our substitute in His life, death and resurrection. He essentially rewrote history in our place so that, if you believe in Him, it will be as if you had never sinned if you accept Christ's death as our own in our place.
      He is in Heaven right now preparing a place for us so that He can take His faithful, believing children home with Him when He returns. He will ressurrect us from death when He returns, giving mercy to those who accept His love, instruction and teachings in their life, and give justice to those who refuse it.
      He doesn't want ANY of us to go to Hell and die for continuing in evil and rejecting His way to life, thats why He died FOR us. Hes giving EVERYONE a chance, He wants everyone to take the free gift of salvation from Hell. He wants us to be His and begin to follow His life of love and service through His power and abiding (staying) with Him. So long as we keep our hearts near to Christ through His strength, strive to follow His will of perfect love revealed in the Bible, and let Him lead in the midst of (very certain) pitfalls and struggles, we will, in time, win the ultimate victory over sin, pain and DEATH through Christ. Even if you are willing to be made willing, pray for Jesus to come in and He will do what we can't. Give us The Holy Spirit who will guide us in the right way.
      NOTE: You are NEVER too sinful or messed up that God cannot turn your life around through Jesus. EVER. Regardless of what you've done or what you're going through you CAN make it through Jesus.
      If you have any questions let me know x

    • @cameron6538
      @cameron6538 3 роки тому +18

      @@edenalexandriab9120 Jessie what the fuck are you talking about

  • @UwU_Blaster
    @UwU_Blaster 3 роки тому +242

    Squidward: "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?" - Club Spongebob S3, E3

    • @keeganstormblade5456
      @keeganstormblade5456 3 роки тому +31

      SpongeBob: Oh, cheer up, Squid. It could be worse.
      Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
      Squidward: (Is bald and has a big nose) Well... this is the end.

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 3 роки тому +8

      Spongebob: No it’s not, Squidward!
      Patrick: (building 3 coffins) It’s not?

    • @keeganstormblade5456
      @keeganstormblade5456 3 роки тому +8

      SpongeBob: Come on, guys, we're gonna be fine! As long as we stick together. Remember, we're a club!

    • @Based_4_Life
      @Based_4_Life 3 роки тому +2

      @@keeganstormblade5456 ooooLooooDLooooDLooooDLoooo!

  • @dinobebo
    @dinobebo 10 місяців тому +11

    The shortcut fucking killed me. Instantly got the joke now. Good shit.

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 3 роки тому +528

    Patrick went to college. PATRICK. WENT. TO. COLLEGE!?

    • @heyseamonkey
      @heyseamonkey 3 роки тому +17

      Now we need to know these questions:
      1. Did he get a degree or did he drop out?
      2. If he got a degree, was it an Associates, Bachelors, Masters, etc.?
      3. What was his major?

    • @neveragain7424
      @neveragain7424 3 роки тому +6

      @Buster Ellsworth he also mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing

    • @mason_keys
      @mason_keys 3 роки тому

      Sooooo... would that mean that Patrick is probably OLDER than Spongebob?!

    • @CaptainApathetic
      @CaptainApathetic 3 роки тому +5

      @@heyseamonkey community College so an associates.

    • @muhammadbinyusof9415
      @muhammadbinyusof9415 3 роки тому +2

      @Buster Ellsworth he majored in WOMBO

  • @smashyboi6887
    @smashyboi6887 3 роки тому +170

    “I’ll give him a week”
    “I’ll give him 11 minutes”
    Gets me every time 😂

    • @u7amaki
      @u7amaki 3 роки тому +6

      I just understood that bc an episode of spongebob generally runs for 11-12 minutes 😆

    • @smashyboi6887
      @smashyboi6887 3 роки тому +2

      @@u7amaki Yeah I know, great writing!

    • @fantasyworld3897
      @fantasyworld3897 3 роки тому

      0:29

    • @thejbo777
      @thejbo777 3 роки тому

      @@u7amaki also new episodes are typically a week apart

  • @reneye1813
    @reneye1813 3 роки тому +179

    1:08 The writers explaining their suicide joke past Nickelodeon: He’s trying to break the spear in half out of anger, but he decides to control his anger. That’s the joke.

    • @yunfeikwon
      @yunfeikwon 10 місяців тому +5

      I used to think he wants to quit or retired the job by using sick leave back then, oh how innocent and clueless my self kid was😂

    • @Stoirelius
      @Stoirelius 10 місяців тому

      If he was trying to break it in half, he would have been holding it in the middle point of the spear. Sorry, but no.

    • @lasercraft32
      @lasercraft32 10 місяців тому +14

      @@Stoirelius Bruh read the words. They said "the _writers_ explaining their suicide joke _past Nickelodeon."_ You entirely missed the joke.

    • @Stoirelius
      @Stoirelius 10 місяців тому +2

      @@lasercraft32 sorry.

    • @rileywilson7434
      @rileywilson7434 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Stoirelius It's okay, the council of ppl understanding jokes, forgives you.

  • @JesusDaLawd
    @JesusDaLawd 10 місяців тому +14

    Cops really violated every right of that fish for nothing bruh and still arrested him

    • @MadManPhoenix
      @MadManPhoenix 3 місяці тому

      Who said it was America? They live in a monarch.

  • @BrickFighter13
    @BrickFighter13 3 роки тому +350

    Alright, that "Unaccompanied minors" joke seriously got a good laugh out of me.
    Also, the fact that Patrick actually went to Community College is...astounding to me.

  • @marcy8698
    @marcy8698 3 роки тому +674

    “I gotta take the shortcut!”
    TOO UNDERRATED 💀💀💀

    • @Cartters_Canon
      @Cartters_Canon 7 місяців тому +10

      Fr

    • @cryspbacon
      @cryspbacon 6 місяців тому +17

      they broke the absolute 💩 outta the fourth wall lmaooo

    • @JenniferTolosa-x6j
      @JenniferTolosa-x6j 6 місяців тому +2

      POP* your in the krusty krab now!?

    • @Cartoony-33
      @Cartoony-33 4 місяці тому +4

      Bro really decided to hop on the cut, or whatever it is

  • @Enigmonkey
    @Enigmonkey 3 роки тому +383

    Plankton getting his ass kicked using un-necessarily big words in a thug-den.
    Idk why but I loved this one, it's so real :D

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 3 роки тому +25

      It feels like peeps who try using academic/scholarly terms in everyday life and end up looking like dinguses 💀💀

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 3 роки тому +9

      Was it the salty spitoon? I recognized that tattooed fish

    • @frozezone2947
      @frozezone2947 3 роки тому +5

      @@pacotaco1246 yeah

    • @ThothGrowth
      @ThothGrowth 10 місяців тому

      He basically walked into a seedy bar, addressed them as hoodlums and asked them to help him steal a drug formula.

  • @EclecticAesthetic
    @EclecticAesthetic 6 місяців тому +20

    That "unaccompanied minors" joke was pretty good, especially for new Spongebob

  • @slashbows
    @slashbows 3 роки тому +600

    Underrated joke that I think deserves to be in this video:
    (Source: The Googly Artiste)
    Squidward: Selling one lousy piece doesn't make you an artist.
    Spongebob: How many lousy pieces have you sold, Squidward?
    Another one from the same episode:
    Squidward: I bet he won't sell another one of those ridiculous trinkets!
    Patrick: *Sells another piece*
    Squidward: I'll bet he never sells another!
    Patrick: *Sells a bunch more pieces*
    Squidward: I'll bet-
    Spongebob: Squidward, I think we should have a little talk about your gambling problem.

    • @maurop7991
      @maurop7991 10 місяців тому +67

      Some SpongeBob replies to Squidward are truly savage, ngl
      Another one is: «Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said»

    • @jeramiahfryhling
      @jeramiahfryhling 8 місяців тому +37

      @@maurop7991Another one “ Mr Krabs you shouldn’t talk about squidward that way.”

    • @chimppower2748
      @chimppower2748 6 місяців тому +21

      @@jeramiahfryhlinganother one: *squidward explaining how you can lose your laughbox”
      SpongeBob: is that what happened to you, squidward?

    • @rigboy1234
      @rigboy1234 4 місяці тому +4

      These comments make It feel like SpongeBob Is willing to make Squidward end his own life lmao

    • @wilsonsecaur1015
      @wilsonsecaur1015 4 місяці тому

      Based cocteau twins pfp

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi 3 роки тому +81

    "Unaccompanied minors"
    That joke would've flown over our heads if we were younger

  • @khaotix64
    @khaotix64 3 роки тому +422

    Another one of my favorites:
    Barnacle Boy: "I'm going to the dark side!!"
    *half room lit up*
    Mr. Krabs: "Why waste my money lighting the whole store?"

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 9 місяців тому +6

      That was in my first video

  • @spooky6oo
    @spooky6oo 10 місяців тому +6

    I hadn't seen Spongebob in a while, and one day that mining episode was playing as I was flipping through channels and I thought "Is Spongebob still any good?". Then he made the unaccompanied minors joke and I laughed and said "Yup".

  • @carlymara88
    @carlymara88 3 роки тому +548

    Squidward: robots are taking over the world!
    Fish:
    Squidward: our world?!
    Fish: 😱😱😱

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 3 роки тому +8

      Spongebob : Squidward the robots have taken over the Navy!
      Squidward : NOT THE NAVY!

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 3 роки тому +10

      Can we talk about that fish that just got flung across the restaurant

    • @calengoldsmith9499
      @calengoldsmith9499 3 роки тому +4

      @@CoolerMike I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST IT TOO LOL

  • @aleckermit
    @aleckermit 3 роки тому +148

    2:36 he rode the transition bubbles. Brilliant.

    • @carolinacoreas7716
      @carolinacoreas7716 10 місяців тому +4

      Another transition I like is when the scene changes to the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob just pops out of the bottom of the screen randomly and Mr. Krabs gets startled because he practically appeared out of nowhere. Can't recall the exact episode right now.

    • @rr0binx
      @rr0binx 10 місяців тому

      ​@@carolinacoreas7716 You... literally just described the exact scene in the video. Confusion

    • @carolinacoreas7716
      @carolinacoreas7716 10 місяців тому +1

      @@rr0binx no, it's a different one. I think it's when SpongeBob tries to warn everyone about the Alaskan Bull Worm I think?

  • @eggboy9126
    @eggboy9126 3 роки тому +268

    Surprised you didn't put the one from "something smells." "Hi crossing guard!" she runs away, leaving children to cross the street and you see spongebob's reaction to what's implied to be a car hitting the kids, only to reveal its a marching band.

  • @peytonreed937
    @peytonreed937 9 місяців тому +5

    0:44
    Plot twist, the tough guys KNEW what plankton said, but they weren’t criminals.