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The Onion’s In The Know - Every Clifford Banes Excuse
This is EVERY excuse I know of for Clifford Banes for the In The Know segment. Other channels will say they have all of them, but they don’t. I even found the ones that The Onion only posted on their website and not on UA-cam. If anyone finds one I haven’t posted on here, I will gladly update this video again.
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Pitchers hitting post-universal DH
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(Not including Ohtani for obvious reasons. Position players pitching and then coming to bat not included.) It's not pretty.
Curb Your Enthusiasm: “You’re a Republican?”
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Based larry
British Party Leaders First and Last Performance at PMQs (1989-2022)
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Inspired by Thatcheritescot's original video covering the same topic. I decided to update it since the clips were in very poor quality, they were missing Margaret Beckett's PMQs to John Major, and was posted in 2012 so there were many new leaders to add. Timestamps (denoted as PM/Opposition): Thatcher/Kinnock (first televised) 0:00 Thatcher/Kinnock (last) 2:20 Major/Kinnock (first) 4:30 Major/K...
Canadian Party Leaders First and Last Performance at PMQs/Question Period
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Inspired by thatcheritescot's video for British party leaders. "Party leaders" = Prime Ministers and Leaders of the Opposition. These party leader matchups are missing: Trudeau/Clark (last, 1983) Trudeau/Nielsen (last) Trudeau/Mulroney (first) Chretien/Grey (last) Chretien/Harper (last) Martin/Hill (last) Martin/Harper (first) Timestamps (denoted by PM/Opposition): Clark/Trudeau (first) 0:00 Cl...
2005 Canadian Budget Vote/Confidence Motion (Speaker Milliken Breaks Tie)
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Footage from CPAC of the vote on the 2005 amended Canadian budget, approved 153-152 thanks to the affirmative vote of Speaker Peter Milliken. Milliken cited past parliamentary precedent, which follows Speaker Denison’s rule: the speaker should vote for the continuation of debate, which in this case indicated he should vote “yea” so as to allow for further debate until the 3rd reading. As with o...
IASIP - Dennis & Miss Klinsky
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Dennis denies being raped by a middle-aged librarian when he was 14. Clips are from “Dee Made a Smut Film” and “PTSDee”. This is fair use blah blah blah don’t sue me.
Tom Harkin Objects in Clinton Impeachment Trial Over Use of “Jurors”
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Tom Harkin Objects in Clinton Impeachment Trial Over Use of “Jurors”
Canada Election Calls: 1988 to 2021 (CBC)
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Calls before minorities and majorities are in the video where available (e.g. the call of a Conservative government in 2008 before the call of a Conservative minority government). Inspired by a previous video by Canadian Election Talk. 0:00 1988 Conservative Majority 0:51 1993 Liberal Government 1:47 1993 Liberal Majority 2:47 1997 Liberal Majority 4:26 2000 Liberal Majority 6:16 2004 Liberal M...
1952 Democratic Debate Assorted Clips: Kefauver/Russell in Florida
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Clips from a 1952 Democratic debate held on May 5th in Florida between Estes Kefauver and Richard Russell. The debate was the day before the Florida primary; Russell would beat Kefauver by 12%.
1952 Democratic Debate Assorted Clips: Kefauver/Russell/Harriman/Kerr/Barkley
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Clips from a 1952 Democratic debate between Estes Kefauver, Richard Russell, Averell Harriman, Alben Barkley and Robert Kerr.
Secret Honor: “The Reds, The Reds, The Reds, The Reds…”
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A stupid jingle from Robert Altman’s Secret Honor. The reds, the reds, the reds, the reds atheistic, godless spying reds! Hiding under Democratic beds Oh! The reds, the reds, the reds, the reds
Network (dir. Sidney Lumet) Ending-HD
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The only version of this available on UA-cam was in low quality, so I figured it my duty to post an upscaled version. A great ending to a great movie.
The Most Memorable Moments In Presidential/Vice Presidential Debate History
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My hand-picked selection of the most memorable presidential and vice presidential debate moments, starting in 1976. Nothing from the 2020 debates.
Adam Schiff closes the House opening argument: “Give America a fair trial”
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Adam Schiff closes the House opening argument: “Give America a fair trial”
Adam Schiff opines on Trump, trust, and national security: “You know you can’t trust him”
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Adam Schiff opines on Trump, trust, and national security: “You know you can’t trust him”
Adam Schiff’s powerful closing statement: “Right matters”
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Adam Schiff’s powerful closing statement: “Right matters”
Jared Fogle - Polly
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Jared Fogle - Polly
All The President's Men - Soundtrack (FULL OST)
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All The President's Men - Soundtrack (FULL OST)
Yankees Greatest Postseason Moments 1995-2003
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Yankees Greatest Postseason Moments 1995-2003
Underrated Spongebob Jokes
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Underrated Spongebob Jokes
The 2019 Baltimore Orioles - Turn The Page
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The 2019 Baltimore Orioles - Turn The Page
Kyle Higashioka: The Greatest Power Hitter in MLB History
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Kyle Higashioka: The Greatest Power Hitter in MLB History
Lou Gehrig and CTE- Keith Olbermann
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Lou Gehrig and CTE- Keith Olbermann

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @WyattChesley
    @WyattChesley 2 години тому

    I dont like this video at all

  • @roderick8997
    @roderick8997 День тому

    1:33 Frank flying 🤣

  • @myrasvlogs787
    @myrasvlogs787 День тому

    2:39 kills me every time 😂

  • @channelasianewterminatexii7594

    0:24 AMBATUBUZZZZ😂

  • @lyngonzales2981
    @lyngonzales2981 3 дні тому

    Ep145 Ep17

  • @SadClix
    @SadClix 3 дні тому

    "NOT THE NAVYYYYY" 😂😂😂😂

  • @sourapple6604
    @sourapple6604 3 дні тому

    😢 John sterling

  • @jayceeo673
    @jayceeo673 3 дні тому

    During that run was a great time to be a Yankees fan

  • @jeffreykoran4820
    @jeffreykoran4820 3 дні тому

    IM A HUGE YANKEES FAN...I WAS BORN IN NEW YORK CITY...NOW LIVE IN PHOENIX ARIZONA...LOSING THE WORLD SERIES TO THE D BACKS IN 2001 WAS HARD TO SWALLOW...THATS ABOUT THE TIME THE YANKEES DYNASTY STARTED TO UNRAVEL...WE LOST THE WORLD SERIES TO FLORIDA IN 2003....BUT BEAT PHILADELPHIA IN 2009 ...ITS NOW MAY 2024...THE YANKEES ARE PLAYING GREAT AGAIN

  • @dreab92
    @dreab92 4 дні тому

    The world 😒 OUR WORLD 😱😱😱😱

  • @hastyhillfarmand4x480
    @hastyhillfarmand4x480 4 дні тому

    1:08

  • @Bjrn-nv3ie
    @Bjrn-nv3ie 5 днів тому

    I’ve had a bad feeling in the pit of me wallet for the past 3 years

  • @mrmurpleqwerty4838
    @mrmurpleqwerty4838 5 днів тому

    0:27 A week is how long it takes for a new Spongebob episode to be made. 11 minutes is how long a Spongebob episode lasts.

  • @StacheBigote
    @StacheBigote 5 днів тому

    I started watching in 95, so this is like a tour through my childhood memories

  • @steven1946
    @steven1946 5 днів тому

    Squidward: Everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world! The customers: ..... *blink* *blink* Squidward: Our world!! The customers: *some guy goes flying in midst of the screaming* 💀💀😐😐😂😂

  • @joeizzo3648
    @joeizzo3648 6 днів тому

    I was fortunate enough to live it and i still can't believe all of these events happened. It was magical.

  • @imafreakinninja12
    @imafreakinninja12 7 днів тому

    Where's "You think you're the only one with unfulfilled dreams?"

  • @user-rc3eh4ht6q
    @user-rc3eh4ht6q 7 днів тому

    i thought petite and posada shooting up roids before the world series would be on the list

  • @baroqueguitarist5673
    @baroqueguitarist5673 8 днів тому

    31:41 It should be a crime it took the Yankees staff until 2002 to play "Disco Inferno" after a Bernie Williams homerun

  • @Nobodyimportant85
    @Nobodyimportant85 8 днів тому

    I'd read Clifford's autobiography. He seems to have a very busy and exciting life.

  • @ANDYYANKEE
    @ANDYYANKEE 10 днів тому

    The Greatest Teams in Baseball History!!!

  • @LilWeySoIcy
    @LilWeySoIcy 10 днів тому

    1:06 was an insane joke even as a kid I was like wow lmfaooo don’t get me wrong it was and still is funny, in fact in adult hood I can relate more to it 😂

  • @HtRpaodoososizjx
    @HtRpaodoososizjx 10 днів тому

    2:03 😂😂

  • @user-hl9nc4nw6p
    @user-hl9nc4nw6p 10 днів тому

    "IM THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!" Spongebob: "thats it! Squidward this ship belongs to the Red Baron" 😂

  • @fshoaps
    @fshoaps 11 днів тому

    Should've been Kefauver!

  • @mattsean6164
    @mattsean6164 13 днів тому

    Gary Thorne... between 90's MLB and his hockey calls... he's my goat announcer

  • @subjectc7505
    @subjectc7505 13 днів тому

    Not the Navy! 😂

  • @michaeladesoro9033
    @michaeladesoro9033 15 днів тому

    I miss these days.... So grateful I was able to watch it live... Nothing compares...getting old sucks

  • @liammcnicholas918
    @liammcnicholas918 15 днів тому

    1:21 2023 in a nutshell

  • @GBA-049
    @GBA-049 16 днів тому

    Honorable mentions: Mr. Krabs: "Congratulations, sir! You, have just given me, my 1 Millionth dollar!" Fish: Huh! Great! Uh what do I win?" Mr. Krabs: "Nothing! :D Now get out!" Spongebob: "Wow! Invisible spray!" Patrick: "But I can see it." Doctor: "Ok Mr. Krabs. Get plenty of rest, and if things don't seem right, come back" Mr. Krabs: "Thanks Doc." Squidward: (Running completely naked and insane) "Spongebob! You can't beat me!" Mr. Krabs: (Frowns, Arms fall off, returns back into the hospital)

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 16 днів тому

    “Unaccompanied minors” 💀 I don’t remember that one from when I was a kid, but I doubt I got the joke

  • @AtomicBreadCannon
    @AtomicBreadCannon 16 днів тому

    The shortcut one is my favorite by far

  • @That1OtherRedditor722
    @That1OtherRedditor722 17 днів тому

    1:08 Krabs and Yellow Sponge

  • @linkslayer15
    @linkslayer15 18 днів тому

    Funny they mention the navy. But never see any kind of military

  • @IsaacVivarais
    @IsaacVivarais 18 днів тому

    2:39

  • @jackrrival
    @jackrrival 18 днів тому

    wait, Patrick went to community college??????

  • @stevechandler8487
    @stevechandler8487 18 днів тому

    What a great player Jeter was

  • @stevechandler8487
    @stevechandler8487 18 днів тому

    Jeter is one of the best clutch hitters ever

  • @stevechandler8487
    @stevechandler8487 18 днів тому

    I’ve been a Yankee fan for 60;years and I don’t remember Feilder playing for us

  • @RapidPhantom293
    @RapidPhantom293 19 днів тому

    0:56 Now that i think about it, I'm surprised nick allowed this.

  • @DeadlyLazer
    @DeadlyLazer 19 днів тому

    It's crazy that there's more than 1 suicide joke in SpongeBob

  • @orpheus0108
    @orpheus0108 19 днів тому

    0:41 is the best 😂

  • @nolife6013
    @nolife6013 20 днів тому

    I remembered all these jokes except for the unattended miners joke in Mustard O' Mine.

  • @user-gi5rh4un7v
    @user-gi5rh4un7v 20 днів тому

    frànk

  • @cantaloupe001
    @cantaloupe001 21 день тому

    SpongeBob jumping onto the bubble transition is one of the smartest things the animators woulda come up with

  • @ghostxxxi
    @ghostxxxi 21 день тому

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPONGEBOB

  • @nickwerner7983
    @nickwerner7983 21 день тому

    0:22 SpongeBob knows Flats is gonna kick HIS butt! 0:29 Around 11 Minutes is the usual runtime for a SpongeBob episode 0:42 What Plankton said in high pitch and speed in Krusty Krab Training Video 1:08 This is a Dark Moment 1:32 OUR WORLD!!! 1:44 Mr. Krabs’ First Dollar has a PAINT SPECK on it! 1:55 Coal Miners, Sulfur Miners and Unaccompanied Kids, Oh My 2:20 WELL, PERHAPS THAT BARREL WILL HELP!!! 2:38 Nice Transition Shortcut 2:41 Smiling Squidward 2:47 They’re WATCHING us… 3:05 Help me? 3:17 Great care, huh? 3:33 Mr. Krabs is convincing Squidward to run out of money 3:52 Gloating Squidward 4:18 Gummy Fish 4:32 Aaaaanythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing? Yes, anything!

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 22 дні тому

    The Spongebob writers were so cracked in seasons 1-3 that even the "underrated" jokes put the average tv show to shame.

  • @MachineGunGabe11B
    @MachineGunGabe11B 23 дні тому

    2:42 I remember working for retail lol

  • @chiwii112
    @chiwii112 23 дні тому

    is soo funny😂