The Crypto Scamming Pastor

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  • @SketchySquirrel
    @SketchySquirrel 10 місяців тому +14454

    He was told that he should 'pray for people' but he heard he should 'prey on people'

    • @oOISekaIOo
      @oOISekaIOo 10 місяців тому +743

      Instead of telling people to pray, he told people to pay

    • @nerdoftheatre
      @nerdoftheatre 10 місяців тому +236

      Those dang homophones. Instead of praying on people, he spent his time preying on people. Such an easy mistake to make as a pastor.

    • @Dizzy8203
      @Dizzy8203 10 місяців тому +159

      Hate when that happens. Sometimes the Angels singing just muffles gods voice.

    • @moth_freak
      @moth_freak 10 місяців тому +15

      Hehe I'm the 666th like (:

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 10 місяців тому +68

      not to mention, he thought he was being a prophet when in reality he was getting a profit from people paying him

  • @pawsonalpetcare
    @pawsonalpetcare 10 місяців тому +13221

    Funny how he missed the court hearing. Misshearing is what got him into the whole mess in the first place.

  • @jitenyasu
    @jitenyasu 10 місяців тому +7153

    Bro straight up confusing his gambling impulses for divine intervention

    • @Thebees21
      @Thebees21 10 місяців тому +414

      If god didn’t want me to gamble then why’d he give me this crippling addiction, huh?
      Checkmate atheists.

    • @jakethepillowsnake5302
      @jakethepillowsnake5302 10 місяців тому +186

      ​@@Thebees21Good point. I think god wants me to start drinking again.

    • @jazmyndebono4927
      @jazmyndebono4927 10 місяців тому

      @@jakethepillowsnake5302and god wants me to drive afterwards

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 10 місяців тому +4

      That’s like a man.

    • @jam06
      @jam06 10 місяців тому

      @@jakethepillowsnake5302Jesus made water into wine, I think so too

  • @drunkhyena
    @drunkhyena 10 місяців тому +5348

    As it says in the bible, "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God (but I'll make an exception for Eli and his INDXcoin)"

    • @Shoulderpads-mcgee
      @Shoulderpads-mcgee 10 місяців тому +750

      For 2000 years this last sentence has been left out of countless copies of the Bible due to scholars being unable to identify what INDXcoin could mean, but today, we now understand the true meaning of this passage!

    • @drunkhyena
      @drunkhyena 10 місяців тому +218

      @@Shoulderpads-mcgee the biggest upset in theological academia since the discovery of the gnostic gospels!!

    • @zix1257
      @zix1257 10 місяців тому

      and yet large swathes of christians are obsessed with the rich or trying to be rich.
      fuckers literally invented virtue signalling.

    • @NoMementoMori
      @NoMementoMori 10 місяців тому +98

      Its funny how christians into all those new get-rich-quick-schemes try to warp their minds around such verses...

    • @CoolMagmar
      @CoolMagmar 10 місяців тому +41

      @ntoMori In Brazil a pastor was caught in one of these schemes but was pure insanity like he promised that if you invested 25 bucks on him you would get millions back or even an octillion, and people invested +150 millions before he was caught

  • @heavenwaits
    @heavenwaits 10 місяців тому +9443

    “is he running from some previous con?” YES!!! DANNY PLEASE LOOK INTO IT, he fully admits in interviews he used to be a really high level car thief and forger and went to prison for it!

    • @pandajesus5052
      @pandajesus5052 10 місяців тому +451

      Oh my god 😭😭😭😭

    • @SourdoughHyena
      @SourdoughHyena 10 місяців тому +80

      Oml

    • @sammyjones8279
      @sammyjones8279 10 місяців тому +811

      I'm shocked, *shocked*, that when this man found religion his first thought was "hmm... Now how can I exploit this for profit?"

    • @chrisp7044
      @chrisp7044 10 місяців тому +920

      Poor guy just keeps mishearing God. I've been there, and you can only say "what?" so many times before you have to just smile politely and say "haha yeah!"

    • @awesomesofar5963
      @awesomesofar5963 10 місяців тому

      @@sammyjones8279 they told him to find god and he took it personally

  • @tweetiedrawz8956
    @tweetiedrawz8956 10 місяців тому +2748

    Imagine going to church and instead of putting money in the donation basket, you buy the pastor's crypto

  • @samb.8134
    @samb.8134 10 місяців тому +4698

    "I misheard God" is the new "The Devil made me do it".

    • @catwell88
      @catwell88 10 місяців тому +113

      Normally it’s just “God told me to…” then a new cult starts. The “I misheard God thing is pretty” hilariously pathetic 😂

    • @SpilledTomatoSoup
      @SpilledTomatoSoup 9 місяців тому +40

      Honestly, people should just take accountability for their actions 💀 💀

    • @DOCTORWHIMSY
      @DOCTORWHIMSY 9 місяців тому +62

      "the devil made me do it (but i also kinda wanted to)" - will wood circa 2020

    • @SpilledTomatoSoup
      @SpilledTomatoSoup 9 місяців тому +11

      @@DOCTORWHIMSY That's what I thought of, too 😭 😭

    • @Socialrejectjpeg
      @Socialrejectjpeg 8 місяців тому +13

      but i also kinda wanted to

  • @enigmadrath1780
    @enigmadrath1780 10 місяців тому +871

    I will never forget the time I was staying with my aunt and she took me with her to her church and pastor was up there, in a tailored suit and designer sunglasses which he never took off, telling the congregation that they were being selfish because the church hadn't received as many gifts that month as they had the month before. Man was up there sounding like Dudley Dursley, and yet my aunt then took me into town to buy pastor an expensive handkerchief. This shit is rampant in black churches 😵‍💫

    • @BlazingKhioneus
      @BlazingKhioneus 10 місяців тому +182

      Isnt... Isnt the whole point of being a pastor/priest/anywhere in those higher echelons of the clergy to have very little in terms of physical possessions to better devote yourself to serving the Lord in every waking moment? You cant serve God and mammon, my guy.

    • @CoolMagmar
      @CoolMagmar 10 місяців тому

      ​@@BlazingKhioneus I think most churches only care for mammon nowadays I always will remember that a pastor asked for money so he could buy a private jet for himself, in my country one asked money to buy a private island with a mansion and now the congregation need to pay for taxes of said mansion because supposedly you can marry there so is part of the community and the worse part if you point out that he is just scamming you're called the anti-Christ and that you should take care of your life by his followers

    • @Izzy_gee
      @Izzy_gee 6 місяців тому +29

      DUDLEY DURSLEY 😭😭

    • @princessdollgf
      @princessdollgf 4 місяці тому +33

      @@BlazingKhioneusREAL. When someone says “Pastor/Clergy” I think of some guy in a simple robe who keeps clean yet non-vain grooming habits. Not a wealthy bachelor with skeletons in the closet bunking with the expensive suits and matching shoes!

    • @JamesMC04
      @JamesMC04 3 місяці тому +11

      Difference is, Dudley Dursley saw the light (thanks to Umbridge, of all people) & changed for the better.

  • @DanielEarl
    @DanielEarl 10 місяців тому +3245

    Love how the pastor frames it as if he had NO AGENCY. It just happened.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 10 місяців тому +62

      How do you mishear an entire conversation 😭

    • @kaldurskipper6821
      @kaldurskipper6821 10 місяців тому +32

      I mean, not like people have free will. Where in the Bible does it say...oh wait

    • @alexisb3829
      @alexisb3829 10 місяців тому +26

      He’s literally blaming God

    • @Name.exeNotFound-pu1qt
      @Name.exeNotFound-pu1qt 8 місяців тому +26

      ​@@alexisb3829 Thats got to be beyond blasphemous lmfao. At least blame Satan like a real man

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd 8 місяців тому +22

      "Guys I don't know what happened I blinked and the body was on the floor just like that and I suddenly had a gun, I have no clue what happened but that's crazy!"

  • @GenderfaeCrab
    @GenderfaeCrab 10 місяців тому +4743

    "Abraham, spread my word and prove there is no need for false idols. Noah, gather up two of every animal and build a gigantic boat. Mary, I want you to carry the saviour of humanity." And then God turns to another man and says, "Eli, I have a different task for you."

  • @servnava6601
    @servnava6601 10 місяців тому +2455

    Man heard: "you can either serve God or money" and said "thank you Jesus for giving me the option to serve money"

    • @LuXClypse
      @LuXClypse 10 місяців тому +45

      The rich man won't enter heaven

    • @MissDraiha
      @MissDraiha 10 місяців тому

      ​@LuXClypse Hey, I'm THIS CLOSE to fitting this camel through a needle, then just watch me!

    • @burdeegirl
      @burdeegirl 10 місяців тому +7

      For real!!

    • @kwowka
      @kwowka 10 місяців тому

      Poor Jesus man, he was a poor Palestinian carpenter who hung out with the poor, disabled and homeless, and he’s being used by white Americans to sell… crypto?

    • @austinbrooks2982
      @austinbrooks2982 10 місяців тому +52

      @@LuXClypse”it is more likely that a camel will enter the eye of the needle than a rich man will enter heaven” Luke 18:25

  • @rockygroves4154
    @rockygroves4154 10 місяців тому +4281

    Him blaming God is giving "the woman YOU give me forced me to eat the apple" energy

    • @Jonathan-q7n2m
      @Jonathan-q7n2m 10 місяців тому +13

      She did not force it on him but she was the transgressor.

    • @starcrier24
      @starcrier24 10 місяців тому +288

      him saying “this just happened” is giving aaron turning to moses and saying “this golden calf idol just popped out of the fire fully formed idk what to tell you”

    • @burgerburger7975
      @burgerburger7975 10 місяців тому +308

      @@Jonathan-q7n2m
      Honestly I don't even blame Eve for the apple thing. She and Adam were completely oblivious to what was right or wrong because that's how they were supposed to exist, so her taking the apple should've been expected. It's like never teaching your child what's bad and then they do the bad. Like, what did you think was gonna happen, Big G?
      It is kind of funny that they were punished and cast out of the Garden of Eden for the sin of ''defying'' God and... gaining knowledge. With how a lot of christian leaders can be with their cults, that feels poetic XD

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 10 місяців тому +2

      *pomegranate

    • @Viteaification
      @Viteaification 10 місяців тому +96

      ​@user-yq1yh9rt8f so close! the issue here is adam is shifting responsibility to somebody else

  • @rylierourke4031
    @rylierourke4031 10 місяців тому +6173

    im gonna start using this as an excuse for every mistake i make. " I just misheard god :("

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 10 місяців тому +93

      @@username11346what

    • @withatreat184
      @withatreat184 10 місяців тому

      @@username11346ima touch you so fucking hard 😊😊

    • @Mafuyuassahina
      @Mafuyuassahina 10 місяців тому +317

      Gesus Goves Gou

    • @felixiros
      @felixiros 10 місяців тому +30

      @@Mafuyuassahinalmfao

    • @skyhideaway
      @skyhideaway 10 місяців тому +129

      "i didn't mean to set that orphanage on fire, i just misheard god!"

  • @sallyparker11
    @sallyparker11 10 місяців тому +3674

    *God very clearly in the Bible gives a commandment to not steal*
    “I think God is telling me to steal…”

    • @meifennellysieu7510
      @meifennellysieu7510 10 місяців тому +23

      Thank you for making me laugh today.

    • @GentM2015
      @GentM2015 10 місяців тому +34

      God in the bible gives very clear commands and a how-to-guide on how to own slaves, "I think God is telling me to own.." oh wait this one doesn't work as well.

    • @johanahonen8627
      @johanahonen8627 10 місяців тому +16

      ​@@cosas_de_gatosi agree, god don't exit, the bible was written by men.

    • @kelza0
      @kelza0 10 місяців тому +11

      ​@@GentM2015God is not telling you to own slaves🗣🔥🔥⁉️ God is regulating slavery ⁉️⁉️🗣🔥🔥

    • @boopsnoot163
      @boopsnoot163 10 місяців тому +16

      @@johanahonen8627well you’re correct about one thing, the Bible was written by men… most of the New Testament was written by Jesus’ 12 disciples who witnessed everything and followed God.

  • @xamuska
    @xamuska 10 місяців тому +5788

    Robert is becoming the best character in the DannyCinematicUniverse

    • @Ṯaxəṣ
      @Ṯaxəṣ 10 місяців тому +150

      the dcu. I like it

    • @turtlefoood7831
      @turtlefoood7831 10 місяців тому +5

      real

    • @xamuska
      @xamuska 10 місяців тому +86

      @@Ṯaxəṣ the GregCU

    • @Kalebismean
      @Kalebismean 10 місяців тому +29

      @@xamuska yes the greg cinematic universe perfect

    • @1VB_Fan
      @1VB_Fan 10 місяців тому +14

      @@xamuska DCU sounds better.

  • @flurp2316
    @flurp2316 10 місяців тому +536

    I hate when I mishear god when he says “Jesus died for your sins boy.” And I accidentally hear “fill the local police station with noxious gas, destroy the ventilation and block all exits.”

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 6 місяців тому +36

      no god said that he cc'd me on it

    • @baylorclark8489
      @baylorclark8489 4 місяці тому +19

      no no i heard that shit too

    • @flurp2316
      @flurp2316 4 місяці тому +11

      @@baylorclark8489 oh! Maybe I heard right want to fill the local police station with noxious gas, destroy the ventilation system and block all exits together, bro?

    • @Gunkerjunk
      @Gunkerjunk 4 місяці тому

      @@flurp2316yes. go. act upon his divine instructions.

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis Місяць тому

      😂😂

  • @kaboomer
    @kaboomer 10 місяців тому +3081

    the goofiness, wackiness, and silliness of this video was off the charts. it should have been uploaded to 3 danny 3 furious

    • @cosmic_entity06
      @cosmic_entity06 10 місяців тому +135

      3 danny 3 furious is an immaculate name for a third channel

    • @kerilzhiv
      @kerilzhiv 10 місяців тому +163

      what about "danny 4ever after" for the fourth channel?

    • @username11346
      @username11346 10 місяців тому +7

      Jesus loves you

    • @kyoryustar
      @kyoryustar 10 місяців тому +18

      Underrated comment I hope it gets pinned and Danny says “😎”

    • @3HUNNAGLORYBOY
      @3HUNNAGLORYBOY 10 місяців тому +10

      danny tokyo drift *

  • @beepk_
    @beepk_ 10 місяців тому +4256

    “we love you danny” we all say in unison

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. 10 місяців тому +82

      Me, the one voice in the crowd, the outlier: we hate you Danny

    • @small_frail_midwestern_bird
      @small_frail_midwestern_bird 10 місяців тому +24

      we love you danny

    • @emmatotaldrama
      @emmatotaldrama 10 місяців тому +20

      We love you Danny

    • @dr.doofenshmertz
      @dr.doofenshmertz 10 місяців тому +83

      ​@@v.xien. No we love Danny and you will love Danny and you will like it.

    • @grembitch
      @grembitch 10 місяців тому

      ​@@v.xien.SHAME THE HERETIC

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 10 місяців тому +5501

    I can’t believe a pastor would exploit their congregation financially

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 10 місяців тому +560

      unprecedented, truly

    • @asum7213
      @asum7213 10 місяців тому +260

      There's always a first.

    • @spelt722
      @spelt722 10 місяців тому +170

      You're being sarcastic right😭

    • @salis-salis
      @salis-salis 10 місяців тому

      Religion being used as a front for evil, who would have even dreamed of such a thing!! 😬😬😬😬😬

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 10 місяців тому +182

      @@spelt722yeah obviously 😭

  • @irishjournalgaming
    @irishjournalgaming 10 місяців тому +149

    That wasn't an apology video, that was the villain explaining how he got away with his evil plans just to rub it in everyones faces.

  • @amytrieger8283
    @amytrieger8283 10 місяців тому +1776

    “I’m here to say that those charges…are true actually”
    that’s so terrible but also kind of hilarious 😂

    • @dawn8293
      @dawn8293 10 місяців тому +77

      His lawyer is facepalming so hard, I'll bet.

  • @pezzable
    @pezzable 10 місяців тому +1563

    "love thy neighbor"
    "scam thy neighbor?"
    "what no"
    "whoopsies too late"

    • @4postie
      @4postie 10 місяців тому +18

      Beautiful

    • @geojjsoak4
      @geojjsoak4 10 місяців тому +11

      Aw darn it.

  • @annadough5309
    @annadough5309 10 місяців тому +2522

    The pastor really pulled a Victoria Justice with the “I think WE ALL misheard God”

    • @emoelmo3189
      @emoelmo3189 10 місяців тому +33

      this is my favorite comment ever

    • @amyya9377
      @amyya9377 10 місяців тому +11

      CRYING

    • @bernadettebread
      @bernadettebread 10 місяців тому +69

      “i think we ALL sin”

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 10 місяців тому +12

      i met victoria justice in an airport bathroom as a baby

    • @teesh871
      @teesh871 10 місяців тому +18

      'Look I made some mistakes...you made some mistakes...things were said...let's just all move on and call it even'

  • @kyralander3730
    @kyralander3730 10 місяців тому +65

    When Danny asked us to say “thanks Robert” and all that I imagined all of us Greg’s sounding like a creepy chorus

  • @d1fferen7
    @d1fferen7 10 місяців тому +1793

    You've heard of: "The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It".
    Now prepare for the sequel.

    • @montymints
      @montymints 10 місяців тому +257

      The Conning: The Jesus Made Me Do It

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 10 місяців тому +73

      The Coinjuring

    • @anniekurkovych9956
      @anniekurkovych9956 10 місяців тому +15

      God told me to do it

    • @coko507
      @coko507 10 місяців тому

      Christian⛑⛑⛑According to the Bible it's somebody that trust Paul's gospel or what Paul calls "MY GOSPEL" three times in the scriptures⛑⛑⛑JESUS CHRIST gave Paul this gospel exclusively from heaven which nobody preached before Paul to be saved today for the church age❗ (Galatians 1:11-12 KJV) But do you know Paul's gospel ❓Do you know that you will be judged if you don't know it and believe in it❓
      (Romans 2:16 KJV) Do you know if you don't know it you will without a doubt burn in hell forever according to the King James Bible ❓ Do you care❗ If not scroll on & we'll see you at the judgment before you get casted into hell forever❗But, If you do care and aren't sure at all if you know the gospel found in Paul to be saved according to what he calls "MY GOSPEL," (2Tim2:9/Rom2:16/Rom16:25 KJV Only) Then come press on the "Pauls Gospel" Highlight on my page❗ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED❗ YOU are now permanently guilty if you die without it OR SOON TO BE INNOCENT if YOU go check it out and believe❗❗

    • @zobizobizobi
      @zobizobizobi 10 місяців тому +7

      @@montymintsthis is so funny

  • @FowlsNest
    @FowlsNest 10 місяців тому +1106

    When god said "I want you to build this" he might've meant the ikea chair that's sitting next to the guy's pc, but he decided crypto was easier, way less steps, way more prophet

    • @oliversmith6597
      @oliversmith6597 10 місяців тому +33

      Took me a moment to see what you did there.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 10 місяців тому +34

      The guy, sitting on a box filled with chair parts from ikea that he has yet to build: I may have misheard that

    • @squidcoffee
      @squidcoffee 10 місяців тому +6

      LMAOOO

  • @NovaBlueNova
    @NovaBlueNova 10 місяців тому +1506

    The worst part is his followers don’t understand crypto enough to realize what he’s saying is nonsense. They would genuinely believe the coin “turned out to be a scam” without realizing he was the one making it a scam.

    • @JamesMC04
      @JamesMC04 3 місяці тому +8

      When they heard "crypto", maybe they thought of Krypto the Wonder-Dog, Superboy's Canine Pal.

  • @Kurt_c0c91ne
    @Kurt_c0c91ne Місяць тому +33

    0:32 thank you Robert. thank you danny. Love you danny

  • @dm9910
    @dm9910 10 місяців тому +2639

    Claiming to have misheard god is one of the most brilliant things I've ever heard. You'd think an omnipotent, omniscient being would be better at communication and/or cryptofinance.

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 10 місяців тому +132

      you just unlocked a new philosophical question for me
      is god good at crypto?!

    • @johanahonen8627
      @johanahonen8627 10 місяців тому

      ​@@lrizzardwell, if you believe in the doctrine he is the best at everything, including pooping, fucking and killing everyone in a flood (except Noah etc)

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 10 місяців тому +54

      @@lrizzard Nobody is "Good at crypto" it's just gambling with a different name, like stocks, or "sports betting."

    • @kitten-whisperer
      @kitten-whisperer 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@bazzfromthebackground3696 are you acoustic? For real. Like, did your acoustic brain actually prevent you from understanding it was a joke?

    • @CorgTea
      @CorgTea 10 місяців тому +95

      @@kitten-whisperer Did you just ask someone if they were acoustic? Like a guitar? 💀

  • @Mothcat.
    @Mothcat. 10 місяців тому +1028

    God afterwards like “sorry man I misspoke I meant to say that you needed to do charity work, not crypto work”

    • @Pvtjoker122
      @Pvtjoker122 10 місяців тому +14

      iconic comment

    • @hiraethey
      @hiraethey 10 місяців тому +4

      I was just thinking God set him up 😂 or tried his hand at a pyramid scheme

    • @prometheuszero9
      @prometheuszero9 10 місяців тому +1

      I heard god tell me to do the crip walk one time but now that you mention, he was probably telling me to do charity work

    • @DiggyPT
      @DiggyPT 4 дні тому

      and the crypto didnt even work😔😔😔

  • @hammanmeatluvr_
    @hammanmeatluvr_ 10 місяців тому +1400

    I don’t believe in Robert. I think he’s like Santa Clause. Robert is just Danny in a red suit with a fake beard.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 10 місяців тому +84

      Least delusional Santa denier:

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 10 місяців тому +96

      have you ever seen Danny and Robert in the same room? i didn't think so. wake up, sheeple! 😤

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 10 місяців тому +24

      The Santa Clause 😩

    • @Rowanthesilliest
      @Rowanthesilliest 10 місяців тому +28

      I think you're forgetting that Danny IS Santa.

    • @soup-enjoyer
      @soup-enjoyer 10 місяців тому +25

      I dont believe in Danny. I think it's just Robert in a Danny meat suit.

  • @junklex
    @junklex 10 місяців тому +513

    when the commandment says "thou shalt not use the lord's name in vain", THIS is what it means, not just shouting his name with an explicative.

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 6 місяців тому +89

      “Thou shalt not use the lord’s name to sell worthless crypto, Eli” - the rejected 11th Commandment

    • @walrus3460
      @walrus3460 5 місяців тому

      @@firstnamelastname6016

    • @carlamoss89
      @carlamoss89 5 місяців тому +14

      @@firstnamelastname6016 It only appears in Eli's books

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch 5 місяців тому +1

      +

  • @butterfly_walk
    @butterfly_walk 10 місяців тому +35879

    As a christian, I hate it when I mishear God and accidentally orchestrate a cryptocurrency scam 😔
    Edit: To the few people making fun of christianity and insulting people for being christian in my replies, let’s please respect each other’s beliefs. Nobody deserves to be disrespected and told their religion is a “fairy tale”, let’s love one another and not break each other down. It’s not many people but I figured it warranted being called out.

    • @lovelysyd
      @lovelysyd 10 місяців тому +1319

      same here man.. it happens all the time! 😟

    • @doodlebug_doodles
      @doodlebug_doodles 10 місяців тому +1038

      It's so easy to do! Could happen to anyone honestly 🤷‍♀️

    • @Fwloop.O
      @Fwloop.O 10 місяців тому +522

      yes! I thought I was the only one!!

    • @_.-Midnight-._
      @_.-Midnight-._ 10 місяців тому +459

      Sometimes I trip and it happens to me... it's so annoying

    • @olivialund455
      @olivialund455 10 місяців тому +396

      The lord works in mysterious ways 🙏🏽 😂

  • @GenderfaeCrab
    @GenderfaeCrab 10 місяців тому +731

    The idea of God being a crypto bro is so funny to me.

    • @benjamincoco8602
      @benjamincoco8602 10 місяців тому

      Check out the channel Zach Star Humself, when he does skits with God, God is kinda like a fratbro. He's respectfully disrespectful to a lot of different backgrounds and is super funny all around.

  • @mekenna6214
    @mekenna6214 10 місяців тому +5686

    as someone who grew up in the Mormon church i can assure you that “Prophet” and “Profit” get mixed up ALL the time

    • @jam06
      @jam06 10 місяців тому +132

      Same, Same. Though, nobody was smart enough to realize that paying 10% of their income was totally for profit

    • @alb91878
      @alb91878 10 місяців тому +68

      😂😂😂! I promise I'm only laughing at the word play but not at what it obviously means! The word play was hilarious, the reality of all the hurt people is f****** disgusting!

    • @thatguytom3
      @thatguytom3 10 місяців тому +33

      I grew up Mormon and honestly prophet is for profit

    • @Mothspiral_Art
      @Mothspiral_Art 10 місяців тому +43

      as someone who also grew up mormon, i dont even think "prophet" was ever distinct from "profit". theyre one in the same, i think 😔

    • @fishthefish1063
      @fishthefish1063 10 місяців тому +10

      My mom was Mormon n my grandparents are still in it, its definitely an issue!

  • @jasonpark5906
    @jasonpark5906 10 місяців тому +200

    Been a Christian for over 30 years and I’ve learned that when anyone says God is telling them something that the person is either lying or experiencing some sort of psychosis

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 6 місяців тому +8

      So also lying
      Btw I have lived with someone who claimed to talk to him multiple times and I believe she was consciously lying AND having constant episodes

    • @pablovirus
      @pablovirus 6 місяців тому

      Kinda like Jesus did, no?

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 6 місяців тому +4

      @@pablovirus no that was different, he "was" god's son and god sorta used him as a vessel. While I don't know how this didn't get him mauled alive for blasphemy, that's different

    • @Thanks-bj1fo
      @Thanks-bj1fo 4 місяці тому +1

      Was it just a prank god killed babies and burn villages down?

    • @Myriapod774
      @Myriapod774 23 дні тому

      As a christian with schizophrenia who has had multiple episodes where ive spoken to “god” (hallucinated), i completely agree with you.

  • @joshmiller3055
    @joshmiller3055 10 місяців тому +952

    I'm just going to say that "outlandish promises of wealth" is honestly super common, especially in mega churches that preach the concept of the "prosperity gospel." This, however, is a new tactic I would not have expected.

    • @annelisemarier2588
      @annelisemarier2588 10 місяців тому +43

      as a christian i loathe prosperity gospel, its not the true word of God but yet so many people preach it. you can’t promise wealth to people when it’s evident that wealth leads to temptation and sin. not to mention it also erases the idea that we 1) should thank God no matter our circumstances and 2) that we are supposed to give for God. It's not supposed to be for what we could gain- giving was never about ourselves.

    • @ria57
      @ria57 10 місяців тому +28

      Agreed, Jesus literally said that it would be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

    • @zix1257
      @zix1257 10 місяців тому

      and they wonder why Christianity dies more each and every year.

    • @Name-k2p4c
      @Name-k2p4c 10 місяців тому +1

      Really? Religions of all kinds have been doing this on and off throughout history.

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 10 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Name-k2p4c That's pretty much exactly what they said. That some forms of religious institutions commonly use that kind of shit. In this case: "Christian" Mega Churches.

  • @emilyb.8219
    @emilyb.8219 10 місяців тому +1185

    I'm not religious but I have to believe there's a special place in hell for supposed "faith leaders" who use their position and religion to scam others and enrich themselves. Those type of pastors could not be more antithetical to Jesus' teachings. It's sickening how common that type of thing is in evangelical churches especially

    • @waffleauflauf4213
      @waffleauflauf4213 10 місяців тому

      Oh there absolutely is. As a Christian, the Bible warns about and condemns corrupt leaders, politicians, and corrupt churches multiple times, showing it's unfortunately always been common and an easy target for predatory people or those who let power get to their head easily.

    • @deedaceopondo3520
      @deedaceopondo3520 10 місяців тому +39

      There is a special punishment for sure. They are held to a higher standard than everyone else

    • @earthtosean7
      @earthtosean7 10 місяців тому +12

      i usually call them pharisees

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 10 місяців тому +15

      @@earthtosean7 I still remember the "I don't wanna be a pharisee, cuz they ain't fair, ya see?" From the "I just wanna be a sheep, bah bah bah bah" song from church camp 15 years ago 🫠

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 10 місяців тому +75

      Do not take the Lord’s name in vain isn’t about saying ‘god dammit,’ it’s about shit like this. Big JC himself was VERY clear about monetizing the church being evil, too.

  • @amo_kura
    @amo_kura 10 місяців тому +776

    never thought i would see a pastor do a youtube apology-esque video

    • @raccoonray
      @raccoonray 10 місяців тому +60

      He pulls out a ukulele halfway through the video 😭

    • @kyliem5812
      @kyliem5812 10 місяців тому +32

      even funnier is i dont think mans ever actually apologized bahaha (also quite youtuber-esque tbh)

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 10 місяців тому

      @@raccoonray He's on the ToXiC gOsSiP TrAiN!!! Got a one way ticket to Hell. 😈

    • @thingfailure
      @thingfailure 10 місяців тому +68

      @@raccoonraythe toxic gospel train

    • @guyanomaly
      @guyanomaly 10 місяців тому +3

      @@thingfailureThis made me spit all over my phone

  • @RubenBirrittella
    @RubenBirrittella 10 місяців тому +78

    “I’m here to say that those charges…are true actually”
    that’s so terrible but also kind of hilarious

  • @anodosarcade7355
    @anodosarcade7355 10 місяців тому +516

    “God told me to do it”
    Not beating the “they think their desires and stray thoughts is GOD talking to them” accusations

    • @romulusnuma116
      @romulusnuma116 10 місяців тому +2

      "True me" God

    • @em5522
      @em5522 5 місяців тому +2

      Tbf, it probably IS their god.

  • @oilindaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @oilindaaaaaaaaaaaaa 10 місяців тому +517

    Robert is carrying the weight of this second channel on his back and we stan him for that

  • @scottdassler3964
    @scottdassler3964 10 місяців тому +275

    I forgot the 11th commandment, "Thou shall invest millions in shady crypto for the glory of God"

    • @toadynamite8141
      @toadynamite8141 10 місяців тому +17

      Actually it would be 12 because 11th is love people as he loved people

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 6 місяців тому

      There’s actually 15, but Moses dropped a tablet (it’s a Monty Python think look it up)

  • @rinapop2681
    @rinapop2681 9 місяців тому +19

    I’m gonna start saying “oh I misheard God” every time I make a minor mistake

  • @bekahsierra7313
    @bekahsierra7313 10 місяців тому +575

    My pastor has a policy where no congregant’s money ever enters his hands. He doesn’t accept tithing checks. He doesn’t see the records, just gets an overall summary from the treasurers. More pastors need to do that.

    • @jake9107
      @jake9107 10 місяців тому +10

      how many altar boy does he have???

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 10 місяців тому

      ​@@jake9107a lot of churches has a staff or group of elders respomsible for paying the pastors sallary and make payments; my dad was a treasurer and her was the one managing accounts. Churches tend to have a system that makes for more accountability, if its run correctly

    • @disasterbi8610
      @disasterbi8610 10 місяців тому

      ​​@@jake9107Does it make your life worth living, using it to bother people? Do you think you'll be proud of yourself when it's time to die?
      Anyway, your pastor sounds awesome! What a humble man.
      (edited for grammar)

    • @ethandominic-13
      @ethandominic-13 10 місяців тому +35

      This is partly why I think more organized churches (such as a Presbyterian congregation affiliated with the PCUSA) are superior to unorganized and unaffiliated churches (such as a non-denominational church). They tend to have better, more established, and more historic means of organization and accountability within their clergy.

    • @Bigcadder89
      @Bigcadder89 10 місяців тому +30

      I’m not religious or all that knowledgeable about religion but on the surface that seems like a genuinely trustworthy action respect to them!

  • @rivermichael4357
    @rivermichael4357 10 місяців тому +980

    "So it's like a Ponzi Scheme..." congrats, Danny! You have just accurately described the *entirety* of crypto and NFTs!!

    • @IzzyExistnt
      @IzzyExistnt 10 місяців тому +51

      depending on your religious views tithing can be viewed as a ponzi scheme too lol

    • @thebadpoet
      @thebadpoet 10 місяців тому

      Well, no, not at all. Tithing has no promise of return on investment, it’s purely handing over (traditionally ten percent) of your income to whatever church you belong to.
      There’s no promise of any money coming back to you, which is a core tenet of a Ponzi scheme.

    • @oliviaburch7971
      @oliviaburch7971 9 місяців тому +9

      @@IzzyExistnttithing is so interesting… especially christian tithing? do christian’s give their tithing to the church itself? i’m a jew and we just donate money directly to charity for tithing

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 7 місяців тому +5

      @@IzzyExistnt wait how lol im not christian isnt tithing just giving money to the church to do church things? or to make the pastor rich depending on the church lol. but in either case thats not a ponzi scheme theres no "greater fool"

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 7 місяців тому

      @@oliviaburch7971 They technically claim the church is gonna hand off the money to a charity, like you give it to the church and the church will spread the love...to themselves

  • @evieyoung3164
    @evieyoung3164 10 місяців тому +290

    his lawyer is just like "your honor in his defense god is a little silly like that sometimes"

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta 10 місяців тому +22

      *Points to any verse in the bible as evidence*

    • @nailedbyresi
      @nailedbyresi 10 місяців тому +20

      sometimes god's just in a silly goofy mood 😗✌️

    • @gingerleamcwow435
      @gingerleamcwow435 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@drunkpaulocostaNAILED IT

  • @addiesantics
    @addiesantics 10 місяців тому +47

    Robert is honestly such an angel for thoroughly researching random topics for a bunch of peoples entertainment lol we love both of yall

  • @Jaderj1209
    @Jaderj1209 10 місяців тому +982

    Crypto and pastor shouldn’t be in the same sentence but here we are!

    • @gershonford3513
      @gershonford3513 10 місяців тому +56

      Well...religion is kinda of a scam tbh😅

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. 10 місяців тому +1

      ^ a scammy cult

    • @King_Saurian
      @King_Saurian 10 місяців тому +20

      @@gershonford3513not really, it has good moral values

    • @woofee66
      @woofee66 10 місяців тому

      HONESTLY the Church has been scamming people since the start pretty much

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 10 місяців тому +46

      @@King_Saurian does it tho? 😐

  • @mythman3008
    @mythman3008 10 місяців тому +306

    “To sow your seed” is evangelist talk for pay per blessing or give your money plant it so it can grow into a bigger amount. You hear it all the time with these mega church pastors. It really is sickening

    • @cmcoy5982
      @cmcoy5982 10 місяців тому +14

      Always reminds me of the phrase "sowing your oats" and kinda grosses me out

    • @thebadpoet
      @thebadpoet 10 місяців тому +21

      Is pay per blessing like old school Catholic indulgences? What a wild thing for any Christian denomination to swing back around to

    • @reljam655
      @reljam655 10 місяців тому

      Catholic indulgences were to pay money in exchange for getting forgiven of your sins. The modern evangelical "prosperity gospel" "sowing seeds" scam is giving money to the church in exchange for greater monetary wealth supposedly being divinely bestowed on you later. The former is robbing believers when the believers want to avoid going to the wrong place after their life is over but do not realize that the way to achieve that according to their own religion is not to buy salvation, and the latter is robbing believers who are greedy and want huge amounts of money but do not realize that 1. What they are doing is the exact opposite of the religion they purport to follow, and 2. That they achieved having less money by being scammed out of their money, so are getting the exact opposite of what they crave, which is more money. The only people who get rich from the "prosperity gospel" are the preachers who take money from all of their scam targets, otherwise known as their followers and church members. Just like how in the 1800s "big tent revival" craze, 90% of preachers were atheists who just loved scamming money from all the believers they could fool into giving them money, most "prosperity gospel" preachers do not believe in God or anything supernatural at all, and love taking money away from believers that they can get away with scamming. This is just criminal scam territory, not genuine religion territory, even though a central part of this scam is to turn the targets of the scam into the most fanatical believers on the planet so they never question those scamming them or what they themselves are doing in their life.

    • @KaraJones-oq5di
      @KaraJones-oq5di 19 днів тому

      I know I heard a pastor once say that people should donate more because they weren’t reaching their goal to raise 2 mil for a new building. He said that people can give more and do without less.

  • @Volair
    @Volair 10 місяців тому +347

    "I hope I'm not bashing Christianity." As a Christian, not at all, you're right on. Regardless, this "pastor" is certainly doing a good job of bashing it himself.

  • @rubyssxo
    @rubyssxo 10 місяців тому +33

    god told him to tell everyone to pray, he heard pay 💀

  • @headphones1458
    @headphones1458 10 місяців тому +221

    Thank you, Robert.
    Thank you, Danny.
    Love you, Danny.

    • @jualizesteyn5625
      @jualizesteyn5625 10 місяців тому +17

      Poor Robert he didn't get an I love you request from Danny

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 10 місяців тому

      ​@@jualizesteyn5625Love you, Robert.

    • @kat9261
      @kat9261 10 місяців тому

      ​@jualizesteyn5625 it's okay , I love Robert.

  • @idriscross5658
    @idriscross5658 10 місяців тому +836

    As a Christian, saying God told me im allowed to do things is my favorite joke. “God says im allowed to lie” “God says im allowed to commit tax evasion”

    • @cur1ouscatf1sh
      @cur1ouscatf1sh 10 місяців тому +144

      It’s the Christian equivalent of “source: trust me bro”

    • @TarrynGamesMC
      @TarrynGamesMC 10 місяців тому +5

      That’s not a good thing to be joking about..😟

    • @ZaF4ran
      @ZaF4ran 10 місяців тому +37

      @@TarrynGamesMC tax evasion is my favourite 🤩😍

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 10 місяців тому +39

      ​@@TarrynGamesMC It's the perfect thing to joke about because it's hilarious. Anyone can just be like "God said so" and give no explanation and people will just be like "oh okay carry on" lol

    • @TarrynGamesMC
      @TarrynGamesMC 10 місяців тому +7

      @@pissapocalypse But as a Christian, we aren’t supposed to be lying, especially about God telling us to do things that are falsehood because it’s misleading others.

  • @yeoldegunporn
    @yeoldegunporn 10 місяців тому +659

    “Sowing” is a term prosperity gospel people use. Basically, they believe as long as they make money out of it, it’s proof god favors you. This pastor is actually far from the worst example of these people.

    • @zoesbv
      @zoesbv 10 місяців тому +29

      I cant say i've ever been as surprised upon receiving information that makes this much sense

    • @emisformaker
      @emisformaker 10 місяців тому +30

      Came here to say something about prosperity gospel and found this gem. Thank you for saying it so I don't have to.

    • @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes
      @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes 10 місяців тому +3

      Sowing isn't always used in relation to money. For example they talk about sowing the word of God a lot.

    • @Caninemuffin766
      @Caninemuffin766 10 місяців тому +32

      @@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toeslol but propsperity gospel types don’t like the word of God… they like money. So you sow money. And when you get nothing back you “didn’t have enough faith” 😐

    • @yeoldegunporn
      @yeoldegunporn 10 місяців тому +12

      @@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes Seed faith doctrine is a popular belief in prosperity gospel communities. It states that you need to “sow a seed in faith” typically through a type of tithing. They preach that you will literally see a 30,60 or 100% return based on your faith. Like, they think giving money to a preacher because the preacher says so will give them money in the end, directly from god. This is based on a misinterpretation of Matthew 13 and Luke 11. That’s why I believe in this context, this is exactly what they mean.

  • @whiteroseblossom970
    @whiteroseblossom970 10 місяців тому +25

    0:30 this is reminding me of when I was a kid after we got fast food my mom would make me and my older brother say " thanks mom, you're the best mom"

  • @piquetot2795
    @piquetot2795 10 місяців тому +171

    7:54 imo you missed an opportunity to say "my brother in christ you made the cryptocurrency"

  • @carrieteagarden3803
    @carrieteagarden3803 10 місяців тому +150

    your honor my client didn't mean to kill that man, he just "misheard god"

    • @blackwolfpaws
      @blackwolfpaws 10 місяців тому +13

      Abel and Caine moment truly

  • @Belelelekake
    @Belelelekake 10 місяців тому +430

    “We were *sowing* all this money” is such a gross statement. What a scumbag

    • @derekw104
      @derekw104 9 місяців тому +18

      Seed money and prosperity gospel is such a corruption of religion, its really saddening

  • @Mari_Beri
    @Mari_Beri 10 місяців тому +85

    As a Zambian, I was NOT expecting our country to make an appearance in this crazy story, but it kinda makes sense, considering the insane things that happen here.

    • @sofie-ow2mk
      @sofie-ow2mk 9 місяців тому +2

      I'm not surprised 🤣🤣🤣

    • @em5522
      @em5522 5 місяців тому +1

      Hope news has spread that this guy is a scam and ppl can avoid him.

  • @JellyBeanFanta
    @JellyBeanFanta 10 місяців тому +178

    "I was high when I heard it from God"
    Best excuse ever.

  • @Priscilla-Prancercise
    @Priscilla-Prancercise 10 місяців тому +104

    Good story.
    Thank you, Robert.
    Thank you, Danny.
    I love you, Danny.

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil 10 місяців тому +359

    In Evangelical circles, and especially in "prosperity gospel" circles, "sowing" money means spending money on some supposedly good project or other, like giving it to a ministry or pastor or charity or whatever. There's this idea that spending a lot of money shows your faith in god and will in turn make god look out for you, explicitly through salvation in heaven but DEFINITELY implicitly through good fortune in your life.

    • @ia490
      @ia490 10 місяців тому +45

      So basically bribing god lol

    • @headintheclouds4571
      @headintheclouds4571 10 місяців тому

      LMAO that’s literally what the Evangelicals left the Catholics over 😂 Babe wake up new indulgences just dropped

    • @storeboughtmilk8853
      @storeboughtmilk8853 10 місяців тому +21

      it’s like in the Roman Empire right when the Black Plague was spreading around, the Catholic church told grieving families that their loved ones would be guaranteed to go to heaven if they gave money to the church. seems like heaven has been pay to win since forever

    • @Chloe-rs1gy
      @Chloe-rs1gy 10 місяців тому

      ⁠@@storeboughtmilk8853defs not since “forever”, paying your way to get into heaven is so far from Biblical truths it’s not even funny

    • @Viteaification
      @Viteaification 10 місяців тому

      ​@@storeboughtmilk8853i wouldn't say since forever. since rich nobles got a hold of it

  • @KayleeMillar
    @KayleeMillar 2 місяці тому +6

    Guys as a Christian this happens so much. "Hallowed be thy name" sounds so much like "Orchestrate a crypto currency scam and gain 3.2 million dollars."

  • @kingkitryne
    @kingkitryne 10 місяців тому +84

    never thought i would ever see a pastor make an apology video. this is wild

    • @fregatopolitis
      @fregatopolitis 10 місяців тому +1

      True, most pastors don't ever apologize for their crimes

  • @locust-4875
    @locust-4875 10 місяців тому +134

    bro the "what is he bigfoot?" made me choke a bit on my food, I never laugh these days but that line hit me like a brick lmaoo

  • @nnnnn2010
    @nnnnn2010 10 місяців тому +18

    10:31 it’s so funny how every con artist publicly says that they “love ppl” or “care about ppl” and they end up being manipulative and evil

  • @lovelydragon23
    @lovelydragon23 10 місяців тому +304

    What’s worse is they paid taxes on it. So the victims can never receive the full amount. The irs would never give back the money

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 10 місяців тому +5

      Did they pay tax on it? Maybe he put the crypto as part of the religious institution to render no tax.

  • @zacharymonroe94
    @zacharymonroe94 10 місяців тому +608

    Christian Pastor here:
    No more dangerous sentence than "God told me." There have been moments in prayer where I feel God has set something on my heart - and even felt prompted to share something. But it is an incredibly foolish thing to put words in God's mouth (legit the bible ends by saying "anyone who adds to this is under a curse" to combat false teachers.)
    People eager to say they heard things from God, almost always narcissistic.
    Also the "sewing" terminology is big around a lot of scammers that call themselves pastor.

    • @rowancook4369
      @rowancook4369 10 місяців тому +122

      I'm agnostic, and I've always hated that line. Someone once told me like "god told me this and that about you and your situation" and I'm like oh? He did? You're sure? He came to YOU because he wanted ME to know something instead of trying to come to me himself? And it just so happens that he told you everything you already thought anyway? Fascinating. Surely there's no possible way you misinterpreted whatever message he sent you. Surely.

    • @iniratagen9740
      @iniratagen9740 10 місяців тому +23

      I used to think God talked to me in my mind and told me to stop being religious because the guilt was making every part of my life feel bad

    • @haldalas
      @haldalas 10 місяців тому +43

      Pretty sure it’s “sowing,” right? Like sowing seeds? Not sewing clothes?

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@haldalas I was just about to say this. It was 'sowing', sewing doesn't make sense.

    • @brianneb3118
      @brianneb3118 10 місяців тому +5

      @@iniratagen9740 If I may ask, as someone who's trying to figure out religion, how did that go afterward? Because sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing this too. And I'm not sure if "follow God, not the Bible" is something my own mind is telling me, or something God, who is bigger than religions, sects, and denominations, is telling me.

  • @abbycross90210
    @abbycross90210 10 місяців тому +152

    The most abrupt ending yet. Gives off real "I gotta poop!!" vibes.

    • @disasterbi8610
      @disasterbi8610 10 місяців тому +2

      could be the baby? babies always be needing attention

  • @jimmythegremlin
    @jimmythegremlin 10 місяців тому +38

    2:45 as an avid video listener, thank you

  • @wilma678
    @wilma678 10 місяців тому +133

    Thank you Robert! Thank you Danny! Love you Danny!

  • @ClaireBrandt508
    @ClaireBrandt508 10 місяців тому +233

    I live for Danny saying which is just one guy, his name is Robert

  • @cloudieboyo
    @cloudieboyo 10 місяців тому +115

    “lord wants money. trust”

  • @jadab618
    @jadab618 9 місяців тому +4

    I’ve watched this video a few times and each time when Danny tells me to say thank you to him and Robert, I do. I live alone and I did it anyway. I am alone, late at night and talking to a video of Danny because he told me to. He has too much power

  • @lilysiandaza4296
    @lilysiandaza4296 10 місяців тому +93

    I'm Zambian and hearing my country come up randomly in a Danny Gonzales video is surreal. I live in the capital too,, imma try and keep an eye on the newspapers for this crazy story lol

    • @King-of-Corvids
      @King-of-Corvids Місяць тому +1

      I don't live in zambia anymore but imagining him preaching in Lusaka is so weird lol

  • @rotaryway
    @rotaryway 10 місяців тому +119

    0:30 danny learning to talk to us like we are his children

    • @stephaniejoobern1001
      @stephaniejoobern1001 10 місяців тому +13

      Exactly lol I'm not sure if it is as a result of his+Laura's little one but at this part I was thinking 'aw maybe his baby and baby related things peak through every so often in his comedy since the little bub was born.' I think he said something to that effect when he referenced Dr. Seuss in another video. Not complaining it's still funny as always! It's also wholesome if that's why.

  • @justkay233
    @justkay233 10 місяців тому +471

    I seriously appreciate that Danny went for the pastor's throat but was still very respectful of Christianity

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake 10 місяців тому +65

      Same! It sounds like that Pastor wasn't even a real Christian pastor. I'm a Christian and I think this story's so weird... it sounds like the guy's a fake Christian

    • @xythrial
      @xythrial 10 місяців тому +3

      Gullible people being gullible

    • @hshehhsheh1699
      @hshehhsheh1699 10 місяців тому +15

      ​@@jocelynecupcake
      no true scots; christian's favourite excuse.

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 10 місяців тому +31

      I’m sure many Christian’s are fine people, but organized religion in general has serious problems. But people need something to believe in a guess, the fear of the unknown is powerful.

    • @jessica5470
      @jessica5470 10 місяців тому

      @@jocelynecupcake these type of people never are, theyre professional liars, it both saddens and really confuses me that millions of poor poverished people give their money to someone whos about to drive their private jet home and they still dont clock on that thats where their money went, that level of desperation and delusion is terrifying, id love to go to one of them televangelists shows just to cause mayhem, make people realise there are far better ways to spend money and these people are definitely going to hell using gods name for their own gain, im an athiest but fuck i wish there was a good so these people would deffo be in hell

  • @tsarinaballerina4
    @tsarinaballerina4 10 місяців тому +69

    “He goes by Eli, oh thank god” 💀

  • @JamSome
    @JamSome 10 місяців тому +147

    As it says in Leviticus 10:15 "One must gain trust with their congregations so that they can swindle them in the future."

  • @sagejennings4342
    @sagejennings4342 10 місяців тому +262

    I feel like a consistent issue isn't a lack of willingness to question God it's a lack of willingness to question pastors. People are flawed and have the capacity to lie and do so frequently. That's why child abuse is so common by pastors, they have the power to threaten you with eternal damnation and *could be lying* and adults or children have been taught to be blindly obedient to that.

    • @Millie-Million
      @Millie-Million 10 місяців тому +24

      The only reason pastors have power is because of God though. If people just had a healthy amount of scepticism for everything they consume this wouldn't happen

    • @TheAlSnowShow
      @TheAlSnowShow 10 місяців тому +14

      I think an important distinction for Christians who want to avoid these types of “Christians” is to have faith in God and not solely in the church. I wouldn’t encourage readers of the Bible to question God but definitely question the source of who is telling it to you if it doesn’t sit right with you; talk to others about whether what they’re teaching seems right or not.

    • @NFrealStan
      @NFrealStan 7 місяців тому

      @@Millie-Millionpastors have power? as someone who goes to church, pastors dont have power, they’re just like every human being. maybe you mean catholics?

  • @TheUndergroundRave
    @TheUndergroundRave 10 місяців тому +8

    I think what he meant by “no exit” is that he held most of the coin, so once he sold it and made his profit, it’s lost all of its worth. Anyone whose bought the coin and still had any, lost all of the value so they’d be losing money if they sold it. And not making any money by holding it. No profitable way out. What I’ve learned is pretty much all crypto created by influencers is worthless other than BTC or coins that have some sort of benefits and/or utility.

  • @nieller
    @nieller 10 місяців тому +171

    I can't help but read "5th annual mpreg!" in Danny's shirt

    • @LolaSchms
      @LolaSchms 10 місяців тому +29

      When u don’t check the tags in wp😞

    • @tigerlillystar6143
      @tigerlillystar6143 10 місяців тому +2

      Same 😂

    • @LearningToLinka
      @LearningToLinka 10 місяців тому

      Oh my god same I thought it was just me

    • @twistanturnu529
      @twistanturnu529 10 місяців тому

      Relieved and terrified I was not the only one

  • @savourypotato
    @savourypotato 10 місяців тому +294

    A church taking your money?
    Never...

    • @Ray-ew7ro
      @Ray-ew7ro 10 місяців тому +24

      That would be crazy

    • @OctaviaVega8
      @OctaviaVega8 10 місяців тому +16

      Totallyy unheard of

    • @probablypositivity8918
      @probablypositivity8918 10 місяців тому +11

      Pshhh couldn't be

    • @PineappleDealer37
      @PineappleDealer37 10 місяців тому +7

      I feel there's a difference between a church taking money for the church work itself and a priest/pastor/pop/whatever they're called in Anglicanism taking his community money for himself.

    • @yowtfputthemaskbackon9202
      @yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 8 місяців тому +1

      hey at least the catholics build a realy cool looking church with it

  • @Domo23_
    @Domo23_ 10 місяців тому +51

    “Sure..Danny.” They all say harmoniously in unison.

  • @Ashe_is_sleeping
    @Ashe_is_sleeping 10 місяців тому +5

    2:45 The your welcome bit makes me laugh and it’s so stupid

  • @annandnaomi
    @annandnaomi 10 місяців тому +3748

    now THIS is what christianity is all about 😎

    • @fartchungus
      @fartchungus 10 місяців тому +386

      god put us on this earth to get on that CRYPTO GRINDSET

    • @fromunderthcorktree
      @fromunderthcorktree 10 місяців тому +154

      @@fartchungusRAHHH CRYPTO GRINDSET RAHHHH 🔥🔥🔥

    • @kubo7553
      @kubo7553 10 місяців тому +120

      @@fartchungus WERE GETTING SCAMMED AND LIVING ON THE STREET WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @DimityPockets
      @DimityPockets 10 місяців тому +82

      In all seriousness, as a Christian, scamming is a sin, so this guy is legit acting against God lol

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 10 місяців тому +22

      Then shift the blame 😎😎
      You think God would've given him a sign to tell him he misunderstood if he ever did talk to him like that

  • @noraborabear
    @noraborabear 10 місяців тому +141

    thank u robert thank u danny love u danny 0:30

    • @soggyrattt
      @soggyrattt 10 місяців тому +13

      thank u robert thank u danny love u danny

    • @Phoebe2369
      @Phoebe2369 9 місяців тому +1

      Only the kids actually said that shit lmao

    • @Phoebe2369
      @Phoebe2369 9 місяців тому +1

      Good comment tho

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Phoebe2369 Love you 😘😘❤️❤️💖💖💓💓💗💗💘💘🥰🥰

    • @Gafafsg
      @Gafafsg 5 місяців тому

      @@Phoebe2369??

  • @hansyyy
    @hansyyy 10 місяців тому +53

    Thank u for verbalising the profit/prophet joke as i listen to your videos when i fall asleep and i was confused initally

  • @mcclainleong6557
    @mcclainleong6557 10 місяців тому +26

    UA-camrs breaking the fourth wall to talk to their editors is my favorite form of comedy.

  • @aubreyw659
    @aubreyw659 10 місяців тому +218

    I love when non religious people are able to step up and say crap like this is wrong without disrespecting the faith. Good video man

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 10 місяців тому +23

      of course someone with Team Jesus in their pfp would say this lmfao

    • @DimityPockets
      @DimityPockets 10 місяців тому +33

      It really is refreshing to have terrible actions called out, while not attributing them to unrelated details

    • @kayladavis9440
      @kayladavis9440 10 місяців тому +7

      I agree. It’s also a smart move to not alienate any viewers.

    • @idisplaypace2411
      @idisplaypace2411 10 місяців тому +1

      Fax

    • @realnookes6482
      @realnookes6482 10 місяців тому +10

      @@negligible_realitywhat’s wrong with it I don’t get it

  • @nadia2882
    @nadia2882 10 місяців тому +68

    0:40 and you’re not even gonna say it back?!🥺🥺

    • @MegaMonkeVr
      @MegaMonkeVr 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah bro he has to get cancelled he didn’t even say love you too bro we love him he hates us he absolutely despises us

  • @safehaven717
    @safehaven717 10 місяців тому +46

    “where’s this liquidity gonna come from”
    god: “source: trust me bro”

  • @HeyItsJayIRL
    @HeyItsJayIRL Місяць тому +4

    0:30 Thank you Robert. Thank you Danny. Love you Danny.

  • @alexandrajay2001
    @alexandrajay2001 10 місяців тому +42

    this is becoming Robert's channel. Danny is just the mouthpiece.

  • @alan-baird
    @alan-baird 10 місяців тому +90

    "Lemme see if I can Control-F God" is the best line ever delivered from Danny's sweet lips

  • @asplotch5798
    @asplotch5798 10 місяців тому +107

    Whaaaaat? A pastor abusing his power? That's never happened before.

    • @Wintermelin
      @Wintermelin 10 місяців тому +5

      Truly a new world issue!

    • @NdieCity
      @NdieCity 10 місяців тому +3

      Hey, at least this guy was just selling fake money and not touching kids

    • @Hudebusa
      @Hudebusa 10 місяців тому +1

      @@NdieCity i mean, he could be, we just dont know.

  • @dannyg.4421
    @dannyg.4421 10 місяців тому +7

    Saying thank you Danny and i love you Danny kinda served as self affirmation for me.

  • @nonameless2
    @nonameless2 10 місяців тому +142

    Same energy as meeting someone who's like "God said I'm gonna marry you"

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea 10 місяців тому +21

      Lol, at my Christian college, apparently guys who wanted to break up with their girlfriends told them God was telling them it was time for them to part ways.

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 10 місяців тому +6

      Sheesh 😂

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 10 місяців тому +7

      @@gr33ngirlseaLOL

  • @cravinguravity
    @cravinguravity 10 місяців тому +89

    HELP the "oh thank god" after the name struggle. help me that's so real
    -- but yeah i hate when pastors abuse their privilege cause it usually hurts the entire community (inwardly and how they're viewed outwardly? if that makes sense)