Terrifying Masterclass On How To Become Famous

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  • @drewisgooden
    @drewisgooden 2 роки тому +83464

    this video is perfect for me because I wanna be a princess

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 роки тому +7214

    We’ve learned how to be rich.
    We’ve learned how to be healthy.
    Now, we learn how to be famous. Danny truly is a jack of all trades

    • @robin_ch
      @robin_ch 2 роки тому +108

      with this knowledge greg will truly become the strongest army

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому

      Dont Read my name 😑...

    • @laurenl22
      @laurenl22 2 роки тому +6

      Tbh he's doing the Lord's work

    • @intruder6628
      @intruder6628 2 роки тому +46

      I don't know about you, but Danny also thought me how to be a bad boy

    • @demetria-n
      @demetria-n 2 роки тому +7

      @@intruder6628 I thought Drew just acted like people for a couple weeks.

  • @TheOctavian316
    @TheOctavian316 2 роки тому +10377

    Sheeraz seems like 100% the kind of guy to threaten legal action over this video... just you wait. Then he'll claim he made Danny famous by making a scene over suing him.

    • @miqnight7601
      @miqnight7601 2 роки тому +322

      Are you an oracle?

    • @TheOctavian316
      @TheOctavian316 2 роки тому +191

      @@miqnight7601 could be. Could be.

    • @ineedabadbleep1557
      @ineedabadbleep1557 2 роки тому +101

      HELP I THOUGHT OF THAT

    • @ziggylegion1604
      @ziggylegion1604 2 роки тому +288

      Sheeraz boutta try and slap Danny by legal 😱😫

    • @thetherrannative
      @thetherrannative 2 роки тому +218

      That's fine! I'm sure Danny will review his legal options and it'll all go back to normal.

  • @RealTrey19
    @RealTrey19 2 роки тому +8775

    Sheeraz: “I’m the biggest fame dealer in the world”
    Also Sheeraz: *doesnt have a Wikipedia article, while Danny does*

    • @yoshifan4456
      @yoshifan4456 Рік тому +466

      😲 plus danny's google panel contains information about him and his career while sheeraz's is really just a list of names

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ Рік тому +234

      edit: they use they/them now so i have changed some of the wording
      i’m relatively certain my partner is better known than this dude for their aquaponics research and they’re literally 19, they’re the first several results and the groups they’ve taught too in google images and they’re published in two journals and i’m not about to take credit for any of it cause they did the whole study before we even met and i’m studying biochem anyway lmao
      like they did that all themself and with like one teacher or something it’s crazy

    • @gabby_5820
      @gabby_5820 Рік тому +89

      ​@@louloudaki_ what a chad bf

    • @international_icon
      @international_icon Рік тому +44

      Bro “wall” has a Wikipedia page

    • @hannahbarbarian6786
      @hannahbarbarian6786 Рік тому +22

      ​@@louloudaki_that is literally amazing wow

  • @Linusthegreat
    @Linusthegreat 2 роки тому +11628

    Sheeraz reminds me of the goofy kid in school that doesn't quite fit in anywhere, but follows the popular kids around everywhere in an attempt to become one of them.

  • @BansheeNeet
    @BansheeNeet 2 роки тому +10306

    Sheeraz seems like the kind of guy who's gonna threaten to slap Danny with legal, so you know this is a good video.

    • @diemasincarpe
      @diemasincarpe 2 роки тому +395

      don’t worry Danny will review his legal options

    • @sethron4000
      @sethron4000 2 роки тому +99

      not with legal 😭😭😭

    • @lissbelfort7728
      @lissbelfort7728 2 роки тому +200

      can't wait for all the comeback "this guy is suing me" videos coming up a couple months from now

    • @samibinol
      @samibinol 2 роки тому +49

      @@lissbelfort7728 with a new song

    • @SacredDaturaa
      @SacredDaturaa 2 роки тому +3

      how can he slap?!??

  • @josuke4048
    @josuke4048 2 роки тому +43443

    Sheeraz is like that teacher who never actually teaches the class but just talks about their life instead for an hour

    • @scrappyanimations4096
      @scrappyanimations4096 2 роки тому +1386

      Oh god Ive had that fucking teacher. English literature in college. Such a waste of everyone's time

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому +80

      truth.

    • @birdmedic3154
      @birdmedic3154 2 роки тому +107

      @@scrappyanimations4096 well you can waste time and do smt else

    • @josuke4048
      @josuke4048 2 роки тому +605

      @@scrappyanimations4096 mine was a math teacher, all she ever did was talk about her son and his career it was so annoying

    • @marshmaloe3807
      @marshmaloe3807 2 роки тому +358

      a substitute teacher i had once talked about amish people for 15 minutes straight

  • @isathemonica
    @isathemonica 2 роки тому +4097

    britney spears: *was damaged by paps*
    shazam: i paid those!
    michael jackson: *used literal costume masks because of the speculation about his children's apperence and was scared they would be bullied by tabloids*
    shananay: i paid latoya to expose his kids!
    so this is a how to ruin a person's life 101

    • @cl0wn.k0dx
      @cl0wn.k0dx 2 роки тому +377

      “Pay just $297, sit through an insufferable and completely improvised ‘course’ where this strange middle-aged man yells at you with slightly misogynistic undertones and straight up lies and you too, *yes you!* will be an awful person! Features include, how to stalk, unrealistic view on fame, advice from a guy who I’m pretty sure is on many stimulants, false claims, how to tear families apart (even royal ones), and much much more! *not really* “

    • @isathemonica
      @isathemonica 2 роки тому +94

      @@cl0wn.k0dx the a-hole university 🤝

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +50

      Shamwow’s Friends: Shalhoub, buddy, you gotta come to your senses-
      Chirag: GET THE F&1# OUT MY LIFE!

    • @cniknik9863
      @cniknik9863 Рік тому +90

      I always thought MJ was smart, keeping his kids' faces hidden from the public like that so they could grow up semi normal.

    • @isathemonica
      @isathemonica Рік тому +43

      @@cniknik9863 that's why they're okay and safe today!!! he's the best father

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 2 роки тому +11500

    This guy is literally charging people so he can tell them about all the times he made celebrities lives miserable.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 роки тому +32

      yea

    • @mountaink2z
      @mountaink2z 2 роки тому +106

      What else is he gonna tell you about?

    • @potato-pz6tu
      @potato-pz6tu 2 роки тому +12

      i choked to this comment

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC 2 роки тому +158

      I mean jeez, if he has a lending hand in Britney Spears downfall, that is absolutely fucked

    • @thejadedjester4935
      @thejadedjester4935 2 роки тому +9

      @@potato-pz6tu I literally choked as I read this since I was eating some peanuts

  • @kaamn1829
    @kaamn1829 2 роки тому +12656

    sheeraz: no refunds because this program is a secret
    danny: *shares it with everyone on youtube*

  • @manishio2
    @manishio2 2 роки тому +11359

    Danny made him more famous than he would have ever been.

    • @soranotsorrow7968
      @soranotsorrow7968 2 роки тому +94

      True, True

    • @steveb804
      @steveb804 2 роки тому +39

      Getting paid. 100%.

    • @Sky._.broadband
      @Sky._.broadband 2 роки тому +90

      @@steveb804 he deffo wouldnt be getting paid to shit on him ahah

    • @gracefullychaos
      @gracefullychaos 2 роки тому +1

      Trueeee

    • @ilda89
      @ilda89 2 роки тому +33

      But... Will he be slap by legal? Too much bold information here (juicy :) Go Danny, great video :*

  • @Sovereign_Xan
    @Sovereign_Xan 2 роки тому +716

    I just realized something. This guy is giving a course on how to become famous, like the people that "he made famous". But the entire course teaches you how to become like him. This is a course on how to become someone who MAKES PEOPLE FAMOUS

    • @Sophbloxe
      @Sophbloxe 2 роки тому +69

      It still doesn't change the fact that sheeraz also makes famous people's lives miserable

    • @Engardian
      @Engardian Рік тому

      Sooo…it’s a pyramid scheme. Wonderous

  • @safy0613
    @safy0613 2 роки тому +5170

    I think the fact that he paid a man 10k to throw champagne over Tana to get people talking about the wedding, and yet I've never heard about that incident before today says enough 💀

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому +6

      Dont Read my name 😑...

    • @saint4life09
      @saint4life09 2 роки тому +449

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 okay I won't, thanks for warning me

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 2 роки тому +172

      This is the first time I'm hearing about this, wtf-

    • @jaymercer4692
      @jaymercer4692 2 роки тому +199

      Neither had I but in fairness I had never heard of the wedding in the first place and I just about know who those two people are. I don’t think I was the target market.

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 2 роки тому +117

      I remember hearing about this awhile ago, but I don’t think it really skyrocketed the wedding into relevance. It was only really people who already knew about the wedding that heard of it

  • @damienwit
    @damienwit 2 роки тому +10748

    Sheeraz has the most insane backstory. By pure dumb luck he got a TV show and access to Hollywood's most famous celebrities, the literal definition of falling upwards

    • @RTWit
      @RTWit 2 роки тому +10

      This guy has probably has a library in his house but doesn’t know shit

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 2 роки тому +753

      I’ve met a few people who’ve genuinely failed upwards in life and the lack of self-awareness is jaw dropping. Good thing I earned my trust fund fair and square.

    • @theoriginaltoba
      @theoriginaltoba 2 роки тому +15

      fr tho

    • @badussy
      @badussy 2 роки тому +234

      I wish I fell upwards… every time I fall i land on a gosh darn floor!

    • @alesh.4520
      @alesh.4520 2 роки тому +2

      @@badussy would you rather be sucked into the vacuum of space, falling away from earth till the end of time? Isnt falling onto the floor better after all? I dont know, at least not yet...

  • @mystery_133
    @mystery_133 2 роки тому +10739

    Danny is such a kind guy, he’s showing us the perks of stalking celebrities and becoming famous, what a chill dude!

  • @bumbumaaaa8939
    @bumbumaaaa8939 2 роки тому +478

    Danny: “Changing font doesn’t matter”
    Also Danny: *changes font on one video opening scene and whole subreddit goes wild*

  • @cellini051
    @cellini051 2 роки тому +14093

    So he offers a course that will teach you how to be famous. But instead he warns you how disastrous fame can be, tells you what you should do AFTER you're famous, and then admits that the entire master class was unscripted. Perfect.

  • @maddygraygubler7848
    @maddygraygubler7848 2 роки тому +8438

    Let’s all thank Danny for spending $1000 NO! ONLY $297 on this AMAZING fame class!

    • @undercover_idiot
      @undercover_idiot 2 роки тому +516

      What a deal! He even saved $192!

    • @undercover_idiot
      @undercover_idiot 2 роки тому +201

      @Nikki there's an extra $3 saving for Gregs.
      (Math was never an option)

    • @5._songbird_.3
      @5._songbird_.3 2 роки тому +34

      @@undercover_idiot Only the best for the Gregs 😊

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +4

      Maddy Gray Gubler I love your name.

    • @bingalz1
      @bingalz1 2 роки тому +17

      @@undercover_idiot every scammy course's price ends in 97, I'm not even kidding, not sure why that's a thing

  • @TheAMaazing
    @TheAMaazing 2 роки тому +12703

    Wow, thanks for the tips Danny! I've now successfully become a princess and torn apart the royal family :)

    • @robin_ch
      @robin_ch 2 роки тому +167

      wow i didn't know you watched danny too

    • @juliazpeachpie
      @juliazpeachpie 2 роки тому +85

      That's what all of us are trying to do AMaazing

    • @slugo6488
      @slugo6488 2 роки тому +50

      Maaz you watch Danny?

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 2 роки тому +31

      zamn you here? it has full circle

    • @milktea6676
      @milktea6676 2 роки тому +11

      Your so brave?

  • @InvertedFreeSolo
    @InvertedFreeSolo 2 роки тому +315

    I laughed so hard at that Lichtenstein joke

  • @hal_s.
    @hal_s. 2 роки тому +2574

    I love when people claim they made a celebrity because it’s not provable at all and they’re always weirdos

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen 2 роки тому +159

      And he screams at you saying to NEVER sleep with someone to get famous because then it's not REAL. Those people aren't REAL.
      But then says that he made Kim Kardashian.

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 2 роки тому +75

      @@Maialeen yeah his line of think is “don’t consensually sleep with someone to get famous, instead stalk them to feed off their fame like a parasite”

    • @annierebeccaa
      @annierebeccaa 2 роки тому +49

      The fact that Charli Damelio literally pressed charges because he claimed to have made her famous is just the cherry on top. I hope more celebs sue him

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 2 роки тому

      JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR UA-cam STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE!
      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

  • @m1xyblue
    @m1xyblue 2 роки тому +11906

    Danny saying “f you” regarding the Britney Spears harassment felt so honest and was so satisfying.

    • @haynescommabrooke
      @haynescommabrooke 2 роки тому +752

      I was literally saying “fuck you” in my head during the pause & hoping that Danny would say it but not thinking he would and then hE DID

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 2 роки тому +83

      Exactly

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 2 роки тому

      F him for the Meghan Markle trash too. The royal family nearly drove her to suicide. They left the royals and she's sticking with Harry despite having so many people continue to treat her like this, sooo...

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 2 роки тому +31

      Me to

    • @SirSlimez
      @SirSlimez 2 роки тому +95

      12:26

  • @theunreadyone
    @theunreadyone 2 роки тому +3771

    Class #3 was so good and informative that Danny didn’t share it with us because he wanted to use all of those secrets for himself

    • @vanessameow1902
      @vanessameow1902 2 роки тому +59

      💀✋

    • @saltedwounds
      @saltedwounds 2 роки тому +58

      I should go buy the course then! Danny will not be the only one doing the stalking

    • @devonsanders9242
      @devonsanders9242 2 роки тому +4

      @@saltedwounds maybe you could meet him and work together

    • @khaos6806
      @khaos6806 2 роки тому +2

      🧢.

    • @pearlthiefs
      @pearlthiefs 2 роки тому +16

      @@khaos6806 not 🧢 at all like i totally bought the course and class 3 was so good like totally

  • @dancesmokesmile344
    @dancesmokesmile344 Рік тому +194

    14:22 it’s fucking hilarious that this dudes master class is him basically assuming that you’re bragging about being famous at the screen while watching him talk haha

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 Рік тому +17

      To be fair I do that with everyone I watch

  • @devinlaurier2224
    @devinlaurier2224 2 роки тому +2169

    a whole paid course with multiple parts and videos and his advice is stalk people and pick a font. i love this.

    • @roguestowl2280
      @roguestowl2280 2 роки тому +91

      Definitely worth $997. I can’t believe it was on sale!

    • @user-px4hg5fp2w
      @user-px4hg5fp2w 2 роки тому +46

      @@roguestowl2280 and it's unscripted! What a deal man!

    • @roncastro6703
      @roncastro6703 2 роки тому

      Y66

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 роки тому +20

      Don't forget though, the best way to *get* famous is to *already be famous*
      It's genius.

    • @cl0wn.k0dx
      @cl0wn.k0dx 2 роки тому +2

      Ah damn, I accidentally slept with a royal instead.. I really should’ve watched the rest of the video. Now I know nothing about fonts 😟😟

  • @serdsouza6670
    @serdsouza6670 2 роки тому +1736

    I can't believe that Danny saying "walk me, daddy" is a real thing that exists

  • @moertel575
    @moertel575 2 роки тому +1515

    “The stealing, the theft” dude was trying to meet the word count😭😭

    • @Booksds
      @Booksds 2 роки тому +286

      “The stealing, the theft, the burglary, the robbery, the pillaging, the plundering, the embezzlement, the…”

    • @souri7382
      @souri7382 2 роки тому +135

      Bro had to pull out the thesaurus 💀

    • @eyesack5824
      @eyesack5824 2 роки тому +22

      @@souri7382 bro I'm laughing so hard rn help 💀💀

    • @cl0wn.k0dx
      @cl0wn.k0dx 2 роки тому +27

      “The… uh. Taking things without prior consent of the owner..”

    • @KiwiBubbles5
      @KiwiBubbles5 5 місяців тому +7

      I MEAN HE DIDN'T SCRIPT IT 😭😭 He was like "I'll just list synonyms till I figure out what to say next"

  • @kayla_mallen
    @kayla_mallen Рік тому +275

    Sheeraz: "There are hundreds of countries meghan markle could have gone..."
    The 195 countries in the world: 👁👄👁

    • @Jyan-alt
      @Jyan-alt 10 місяців тому +29

      There are hundred of countries meghan markle could have gone

    • @foxbuns
      @foxbuns 9 місяців тому +13

      ​@@Jyan-altyes, 2 hundreds, he was rounding up😂

    • @robertlewis6915
      @robertlewis6915 7 місяців тому +10

      To be fair, if you alter your requirements slightly, you can plausibly bump the number up to low 200s.

    • @marannebbeling9799
      @marannebbeling9799 5 місяців тому +4

      There are more than 195, countries such as Taiwan are not 'recognized' officially due to politics

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 2 роки тому +5202

    Sheeraz should be teaching a "how to stay out of jail as a creepy stalker" or "how to accelerate the downfall of modern civilization" class.

    • @江淑芳-q1d
      @江淑芳-q1d 2 роки тому +19

      Fits

    • @friesontheside_
      @friesontheside_ 2 роки тому +9

      Lol, yeah it's creepy.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +68

      Accelerating the downfall of modern civilization seems exactly like the kind of class that would be taught in a Dystopian novel, and I quite like that.

    • @rachl8400
      @rachl8400 2 роки тому +1

      LOL this comment is underrated

  • @elliec.7654
    @elliec.7654 2 роки тому +4847

    you would think that if this guy has all the keys to being famous, more people would know who he is

    • @slugo6488
      @slugo6488 2 роки тому +11

      True

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +5

      GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest UA-camr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear ellie

    • @dirtyraccoon3014
      @dirtyraccoon3014 2 роки тому

      @@AxxLAfriku the fuck are you talking about

    • @Stormada14
      @Stormada14 2 роки тому +127

      No quite obviously he knows the pain and sacrifice of being famous and because he knows how to become famous he knows how to avoid it and has thus purposely remained hidden, dispensing his knowledge upon those who are willing to make the sacrifices that he isn’t

    • @JJLiu-xc3kg
      @JJLiu-xc3kg 2 роки тому +17

      dam 🦫

  • @cowboymattias
    @cowboymattias 2 роки тому +4389

    wow... so proud of such a small creator taking classes to be famous. really taking his content into his own hands!

  • @janetandamocha7874
    @janetandamocha7874 2 роки тому +4412

    I had a professor like this in college. He was supposed to be teaching anthropological methods but instead had us watch recordings of ACDC concerts and talked about how good of a guitar player he was in his youth for the whole semester.

    • @beth-bi9yv
      @beth-bi9yv 2 роки тому +100

      Lol seriously? What was on the test?

    • @janetandamocha7874
      @janetandamocha7874 2 роки тому +379

      @@beth-bi9yv Sadly, actual anthropological methods - there was a lot of reading homework, so...at least that was helpful? (Hilariously, a lot of the stuff he had us reading was his own work)

    • @15stars77
      @15stars77 2 роки тому +72

      @@janetandamocha7874 I just hope u got good marks... Also why don't u complain this to the principal or sm

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 2 роки тому +117

      @@15stars77 the reason they likely didn’t is because those teachers are actually pretty fun. And as long as he does his own text work in reading I don’t see an issue.

    • @15stars77
      @15stars77 2 роки тому +50

      @@thelanktheist2626 mmmh that is possible .... But still he is supposed to be teaching something....

  • @Ayundaru
    @Ayundaru 2 роки тому +5809

    Hey guys, I’ve spent my entire life stalking celebrities, and now I’m gonna teach you to be famous so I can stalk you 😀👍

    • @P0W_WOWe
      @P0W_WOWe 2 роки тому +26

      ok

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 2 роки тому +181

      oh my god this is so smart, he's like creating a self sustaining system for his life

    • @rainbowunicode8352
      @rainbowunicode8352 2 роки тому +18

      lol the math is airtight

    • @TJWALKERWRESTLING
      @TJWALKERWRESTLING 2 роки тому +3

      Ayundaru big fan!! I love your fake speedrun videos!!

    • @cl5470
      @cl5470 2 роки тому +2

      Yup. He wants to find the next hot mess to exploit. Scary.

  • @ElariaFlori
    @ElariaFlori 2 роки тому +5142

    Danny's content has been transitioning way more into more skit focused content, with less reactionary stuff and more opportunities for skits, and I've really been enjoying it! I think it is a really good balance of "oh my god wtf is this person doing" and "oh my god what is danny doing".

    • @Inklow
      @Inklow 2 роки тому +154

      So fucking true. The jokes make his videos 10x better

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 2 роки тому +88

      Especially the one where he turns into an airplane!

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 роки тому +65

      I thought this was one of his best. And he (and Drew) are the best at skits, but you have to have something really stupid as your foundation for those skits to work off of.
      Sheeraz was the perfect foundation.

    • @Zimzum93
      @Zimzum93 2 роки тому +56

      I think Danny and drew have been very influenced by their friendship with Kurtis Conner with incorporating more skits

    • @Inklow
      @Inklow 2 роки тому +3

      @@aarondavis8943 Drew who?

  • @mushroomy9899
    @mushroomy9899 Рік тому +112

    this is that flashy guy in cartoons that makes one of the two main characters famous which hurts their friendship but then he gets left and the friendship ultimately gets better than at the beginning.

    • @katec2886
      @katec2886 Рік тому +21

      So he’s essentially the bad guy from Alvin and the chipmunks

    • @Sapphosroommate
      @Sapphosroommate 3 місяці тому

      @@katec2886Uncle Ian!

  • @MaeBarronMusic
    @MaeBarronMusic 2 роки тому +1767

    Sheeraz at the end of his $297 course: "Anyways guys, thanks for coming to my improv show!"
    As someone who has been doing improv for eight years and made about $200 total...I respect it.

    • @polarcat0156
      @polarcat0156 2 роки тому +150

      woa 200?? you can buy like a whole 50 chicken nuggets for that!

    • @sunnybowos266
      @sunnybowos266 2 роки тому +49

      @@polarcat0156 Les go ‼️‼️‼️

    • @fluoromarx
      @fluoromarx 2 роки тому +45

      @@polarcat0156 you're getting ripped off at $4 per nugget

    • @chwaterchearthchfirechair8254
      @chwaterchearthchfirechair8254 2 роки тому +52

      @@fluoromarx Those nuggets better make me cry on the floor and sing hallelujah if it's that expensive lol

    • @1_FLASKFAN
      @1_FLASKFAN 2 роки тому +5

      @@fluoromarx 50 nugget boxes !11!!!!

  • @michaelpatras9970
    @michaelpatras9970 2 роки тому +1998

    Danny: I’m not sure why they are targeting me… why would I want this?
    Also Danny: Buys the course

    • @no.8952
      @no.8952 2 роки тому +62

      If you can’t fight them, join them

    • @mtalha6157
      @mtalha6157 2 роки тому

      @@no.8952 If you can't fight them, infiltrate them, expose them

  • @mackinbox
    @mackinbox 2 роки тому +1820

    Sheeraz: “so I was talking to Will Smith the other day and he said he wanted to be more famous so we thought up something to do at the Oscars-“

    • @ichabodlorax7585
      @ichabodlorax7585 2 роки тому +92

      Regardless of how unsubstantiated that may be, it makes enough sense for me to believe it hook, line, and sinker. In fact, I'm going to tell all my friends that this is 100% fact.

    • @mackinbox
      @mackinbox 2 роки тому +66

      @@ichabodlorax7585 do it lol. Turn this comment into a full-fledged conspiracy theory

    • @kamikazesenpai21
      @kamikazesenpai21 2 роки тому +14

      Wait that has to be true

    • @pandasplayhouse9143
      @pandasplayhouse9143 2 роки тому +11

      No shiiit... let's blow this up fam!

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому +9

      The amount of characters I'm gonna type to the right of this upcoming colon is how surprised I'd be to find that out:

  • @Pr0fessorB1ble
    @Pr0fessorB1ble 2 роки тому +211

    9:16 Why the fuck is this guy telling a story about Megan the same way Darth Sidious/chancellor Palpatine told Anakin the story of DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE?!?!! Im fucking dyingggg

    • @christinajackson6309
      @christinajackson6309 Рік тому +11

      Probably because he’s British.

    • @peytonlester9990
      @peytonlester9990 Рік тому +12

      "Fame is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 11 місяців тому +10

      Is it possible to learn this power ......
      Not from my masterclass

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@kronemerj"Not from a Greg" ~Craig

  • @jimmyg4687
    @jimmyg4687 2 роки тому +3508

    Honestly, imagine being a famous dog walker and dogs get excited when they see you. Better than being a celebrity in my opinion

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 2 роки тому +77

      hey idk about you but almost every dog I meet is excited to see me. cuz they're dogs. they're excited about nearly everything

    • @rainjayriots
      @rainjayriots 2 роки тому +150

      @@biggrocc19 As someone with a young dog.... There is SUCH a big difference between 'excited to see a person' and 'excited to see a ~special~ person'. She can tell when her favourite dogs/humans are at the dog park and gets more excited. And when we go shopping and come home to pick her up from her 'grandparents'.... There's nothing like being greeted by a dog that knows you and loves you! xD

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 2 роки тому +22

      Yessss. And the dogs call you daddy??? You'd be living your best life!

    • @TheScaredLittleScholar
      @TheScaredLittleScholar 2 роки тому +25

      So true. I was a regular dog walker for my neighbors a few months ago before life got in the way and their dog still gets so excited when she sees me. It’s adorable.

    • @bloblovlalalulu3422
      @bloblovlalalulu3422 2 роки тому +23

      "Walk me daddy"

  • @helllllloworld
    @helllllloworld 2 роки тому +1415

    it’s crazy how he’s so famous but i’ve never heard of him until now

  • @ryshow9118
    @ryshow9118 2 роки тому +4102

    Sheeraz: prominently advertises his connection to Kim k who got famous because of a sex tape
    Also Sheeraz: Don't sleep with people to get famous

    • @Qqy509
      @Qqy509 2 роки тому +360

      Nah nah, Kim didn’t get famous bc of the sex tape, she got famous from Sheeraz! /s

    • @icantbelieveyoudonethis4059
      @icantbelieveyoudonethis4059 2 роки тому +262

      @@Qqy509 Of course since he was the camera man

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 2 роки тому +127

      Also, he's claiming to have made people like kim k, justin b and logan p famous. I'd hate this man more if he wasn't lying lol

    • @atheaus3917
      @atheaus3917 2 роки тому +272

      @@Pihsrosnec And Paris Hilton, who was an heiress from birth with an extremely famous family, I mean unless Sheeraz was previously a midwife I don’t know how he could’ve made a difference in her road to fame

    • @riyu3704
      @riyu3704 2 роки тому +55

      @@atheaus3917 Midwife😭

  • @TheReflectoon
    @TheReflectoon Рік тому +207

    danny's hatred for grocery shopping seems to go beyond typical grocery store anxiety

    • @jacobhake342
      @jacobhake342 Рік тому +43

      I can't blame him. It's such a lethal, powerful drug.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling Рік тому +27

      ​@@jacobhake342, I did a deal with the devil so I wouldn't have to go to the grocery store anymore

    • @Engardian
      @Engardian Рік тому +22

      His nemesis Alan works there though, and he has to get more famous than him before showing his face there

  • @MissHanake
    @MissHanake 2 роки тому +1974

    obsessed with this shirt

  • @lilyclough6114
    @lilyclough6114 2 роки тому +1075

    This masterclass actually really helped me. One day I sort of just woke up and said 'I wanna be a princess.' And then I saw this so I just did it. Now I'm rich. Thanks Sheeraz.

  • @BetteDavis19
    @BetteDavis19 2 роки тому +3639

    i am scared for danny this sheeraz guy is 100% so incredibly self absorbed that he is absolutely gonna come after danny (and its gonna be soon b/c he has google alerts for his name set im sure)

  • @badzylla2072
    @badzylla2072 2 роки тому +103

    I remember when sheeeaz came to my country (tunisia), and was treated as an expert, and seeing the journalists being so serious talking to him made me chuckle ngl.

  • @excitableanon2514
    @excitableanon2514 2 роки тому +5537

    I feel it’s very vital to point out that most celebrity women who shave their head do it because their hairdressers never let them go anywhere or do anything without getting their hair touched-up, or having it look nice for the cameras. Any person would shave their hair off if people were touching it so often, and being so controlling of it. It sounds annoying, draining, and even detrimental. I think it was either Britney or Taylor Swift who was interviewed, and she mentioned that was the reason why she shaved it all off. The older I get, the more their “meltdowns” seem more reasonable, as journalists and the public make female celebrities seem insane, crazy, and mentally ill.

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 2 роки тому +359

      yes! exactly! it's a way of taking back control, isn't it

    • @berkeleyisonline160
      @berkeleyisonline160 2 роки тому +593

      that's literally why britney said she did it, she wanted to go out but her stylist kept insisting she do her hair so she shaved it so they'd leave her alone

    • @TurboGroszek1
      @TurboGroszek1 2 роки тому +28

      @@berkeleyisonline160 a literal millionaire is being harassed by own paid stylists oh no how horrible :( where can I send the money??

    • @dodgyfool9007
      @dodgyfool9007 2 роки тому +594

      @@TurboGroszek1 the ignorance in this one is astounding

    • @TurboGroszek1
      @TurboGroszek1 2 роки тому +16

      @@dodgyfool9007 Sure tell me what you want but I would rather cry in new benz on the way to huge villa where harrassing stylist wait for me than being poor and having bigger problems. Yes if thats ignorace im guilty of it I wont even argue with you.

  • @akmal94ibrahim
    @akmal94ibrahim 2 роки тому +3856

    Sheeraz' first advice about spirituality and staying grounded is solid advice... until you realize it's people like him who fucked up celebrities.

  • @Ruby-fj8ug
    @Ruby-fj8ug 2 роки тому +2352

    "How to become the next Kim K!"
    "rule 1 - Don't sell your body"
    does.... he know Kim K's origin story?

    • @deadmeme9031
      @deadmeme9031 2 роки тому +345

      Saying origin story makes her sound like a supervillain

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 2 роки тому +85

      @@deadmeme9031 saying it like that makes it sound like it's not true XD

    • @saltygooseundertale7412
      @saltygooseundertale7412 Рік тому +18

      Do... do I wanna know what Kim K's origin story is?

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 Рік тому +93

      @@saltygooseundertale7412 if you mean the super villain thing. If I'm not mistaken she had the most expensive wedding in human history to a guy she didn't really even know purely as a publicity stunt And she divorced him a month later.

    • @saltygooseundertale7412
      @saltygooseundertale7412 Рік тому +2

      Dang man thanks for responding so fast

  • @pidgenfordgevalid1093
    @pidgenfordgevalid1093 2 місяці тому +22

    15:03 i just wanna say when i made a yt channel for a school assignment, i SHAMELESSLY begged every person i knew - whether we were friends or enemies - begging people on wattpad, snapchat, AO3, kurtis conners comment section 20 minutes after a video came out, facebook, instagram etc. for subscribers so i could get an A. I am PROUD i begged. We had 2 videos and 17 natural subscribers, then over 1000 begged kids trying to overthrow our school system. EZ PZ lemons ? theyve been squeezed.

  • @aranara_song
    @aranara_song 2 роки тому +613

    i can't believe i live in a reality where danny uttered the words "walk me, daddy"

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella 2 роки тому +37

      Daddy Dog Walker is the unexpected sequel to Daddy Saddle: a completely innocent concept with emotionally painful phrasing.

    • @falsehoodintensifies445
      @falsehoodintensifies445 2 роки тому +7

      Was looking for this comment thank you

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly 2 роки тому +5

      I spit out my drink

    • @dinoalien6213
      @dinoalien6213 2 роки тому +4

      i had to rewind....

  • @panicattackimminent
    @panicattackimminent 2 роки тому +789

    Danny’s really becoming a fashion icon, isn’t he?

  • @emmyhylton7183
    @emmyhylton7183 2 роки тому +2020

    Perks of being truly Greg right here

  • @christinabeehive7714
    @christinabeehive7714 11 місяців тому +33

    I ALWAYS tell weird, sad strangers I meet on my walks that I’m the president of CAA. If they believe me I know I need to get to a more safe, public place.

  • @crazyth1ngs600
    @crazyth1ngs600 2 роки тому +645

    The colorgrading suddenly making Danny's eyecolor pop out made me seriously question if I'd just imagined him not having an instagram filter for eyes all this time.

    • @michellerivas2635
      @michellerivas2635 2 роки тому +16

      i was literally thinking the exact same thing

    • @teeth_denier
      @teeth_denier 2 роки тому +25

      I sometimes wonder if naturally blue eyed people actually exist

    • @crazyth1ngs600
      @crazyth1ngs600 2 роки тому +27

      @@teeth_denier In reality it's all just Danny and his video magic brainwashing us 😂

  • @saturnwhale
    @saturnwhale 2 роки тому +1095

    As a famous person, we Gregs can always trust Danny’s advice.
    Always.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому +6

      danny is the only good famous king.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 роки тому +2

      yea

    • @samburger6739
      @samburger6739 2 роки тому +1

      I need it

    • @brendalone
      @brendalone 2 роки тому

      We should start a chant to spam all comment sections with, we Gregs will rule the UA-cam >:)

    • @vincentvitug190
      @vincentvitug190 2 роки тому +5

      @@brendalone no.. we do not want another kind of "its not a mistake its a masterpiece.."

  • @SurferFN
    @SurferFN 2 роки тому +5318

    Danny is the perfect guy to watch while eating

  • @juliet9283
    @juliet9283 2 роки тому +88

    the way hes charging $300 for the course and danny just showed it to us for free 😭

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому +3637

    Ok but as someone who took four years of graphic design classes, you DO need a brand guide. Specifically, you need ME to make you a brand guide. Please, I need to know that everything I've learned about kerning, color theory, target audiences and the rule of thirds was worth something.

    • @moonshineaudios5740
      @moonshineaudios5740 2 роки тому +27

      What’s a brand guide?

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому +328

      @@moonshineaudios5740 it's a document of rules you use to keep branding consistent, such as "this is the font we always use for headlines", "only put our logo on black and white photos", "stick to two of these four specific colors if you're making pamphlets or flyers for us", etc. These days they also include social media guides like "each tweet from our profile should end with one of these emojis", "only share posts that use this specific hashtag" and language guidelines like which type of slang they can or cannot use when commenting from an official account.

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 роки тому +170

      As a fellow graphic designer, what you know is useful and needed. It's just that convincing clients not only of that but that we deserve a livable wage for our skill is the hardest part on top of them respecting we're not jack of all trades.
      Honestly courses/colleges need to focus on how to close with clients at the prices we need and contracts or have profs. use nepotism to get their students jobs 😫

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому +80

      @@ThexDynastxQueen honestly. Even the fact that we're all expected to do freelancing is stupid like at least teach us business then. If I'm gonna be forced to pretend to be a numbers guy on top of a design guy, at least teach me proper numbers.

    • @moonshineaudios5740
      @moonshineaudios5740 2 роки тому +61

      @@cupriferouscatalyst3708 ohh so the brand will be more easily distinguishable from any others due to the set of easily recognised design features used by that brand? Thank you very much for your explanation, it’s so easy to understand!!

  • @-seth
    @-seth 2 роки тому +586

    I love that after buying the course it makes a point to tell you it cannot be refunded, and then he immediately tells you why being famous sucks and you should not have bought the course. It’s just a big prank

  • @gothicxromantic
    @gothicxromantic 2 роки тому +652

    Danny’s videos are such a lethal, powerful drug. I’ve had to take up meditating for 2 hours after watching every video just to keep my soul safe. Thanks Danny.

    • @0ddeyed355
      @0ddeyed355 2 роки тому +11

      thank god you didn't sell your soul to the devil or anything. right?

  • @gkanvik1
    @gkanvik1 Рік тому +20

    Sleeping your way to the top: NOT REAL
    Profiting from a person's mental break: the greatest man alive

  • @piperwilton
    @piperwilton 2 роки тому +285

    Danny calling himself Daniel almost ruined my day

    • @sydneeharris8215
      @sydneeharris8215 2 роки тому +12

      i enjoyed it

    • @ace.l.w
      @ace.l.w 2 роки тому

      @@sydneeharris8215 hello fellow Daniel enjoyer

  • @samuelpreszler7217
    @samuelpreszler7217 2 роки тому +395

    I love how he talks about selling yourself to the devil to get famous but you have to drop 297 on his course to get famous

    • @greyisnthere
      @greyisnthere 2 роки тому +44

      he's the devil you have to sell yourself to

    • @misaelchalas8561
      @misaelchalas8561 2 роки тому +37

      Nah but it’s actually a great deal it used to be 997!!!

    • @justmusic2353
      @justmusic2353 2 роки тому +15

      Yep it’s a great deal, you save 198$ with this 297$ price. It used to be 1k

    • @misaelchalas8561
      @misaelchalas8561 2 роки тому +4

      @@justmusic2353 exactly man. Ppl don’t know a good bargain when they see one

  • @jenniboo9441
    @jenniboo9441 2 роки тому +313

    the "I wanna be a princess" clip gets funnier everytime it's shown. I'm seriously crying right now

  • @chancewill6910
    @chancewill6910 2 роки тому +72

    Ok I had to take a break at the Britney thing. I was never much of a fan of her (I mean she's great, just never really was my thing) but I've heard what she went through. Hearing people say bad things about someone we know has been in a terrible situation is just monster behavior. She's incredibly brave and strong and I can't handle someone ridiculing someone else for their struggles

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling Рік тому +24

      What happened to Britney is explained by a combination of ableism and sexism.
      If society thinks someone is "crazy," they are mocked and mistreated.
      And women are much more likely to be labeled "crazy" and lose their autonomy because of it.

    • @shadowshade904
      @shadowshade904 Рік тому +15

      ​@Kelsey Williams That plus the terrible way celebrities are treated in general. They're seen less as people and more as characters or objects. We judge them based only off the things we see on the surface, completely ignoring whatever is going on behind the scenes. Plus a lot of people have this mentality that if you're rich, your life must be great and if you have any complaints about it then you must be a spoiled brat.

  • @eepr656
    @eepr656 2 роки тому +641

    His beginning monologue sounds like the deadly warning from Percy Jackson, but like, somehow more intense

    • @MayFlora
      @MayFlora 2 роки тому +30

      Omg yes! This comment makes me want to reread the entire series

    • @Zen-751
      @Zen-751 2 роки тому +7

      Yea, because anyone name "percy" can't be taken serious

    • @kaamn1829
      @kaamn1829 2 роки тому +1

      aachdjjjklhgnm, that's what that reminded me of.

    • @naiba8948
      @naiba8948 2 роки тому +6

      @@Zen-751 it
      It’s the name of a book series

    • @AvocadoToast06
      @AvocadoToast06 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 2 роки тому +1112

    I can believe Sheeraz didn't realize that peoples views on Britneys "meltdown" has completely changed in the last few years?!?!
    We're really supposed to believe this guy has his finger on the pulse of pop culture when he is apparently still mentally stuck in the early 2000s?

    • @ajgjngfthyfbk7564
      @ajgjngfthyfbk7564 2 роки тому +33

      Good point!

    • @muhammaddarwish1531
      @muhammaddarwish1531 2 роки тому +104

      really sickening that ppl had to "change their views" on someone's meltdowns. how one feels entitled to have an opinion, let alone publishing and gloating over such matters is beyond me.

    • @unknowngod8221
      @unknowngod8221 2 роки тому +15

      @@muhammaddarwish1531 *slowly look at history *

    • @fark69
      @fark69 2 роки тому

      @@muhammaddarwish1531 Dude Britney Spears was a violent drug addict for years who kidnapped her children from their dad after she lost custody of them. It's normal for people not to have been on her side in the past, no?

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 2 роки тому +15

      @@muhammaddarwish1531 , it's pretty common to see people mocked for mental health issues.
      I had to stop following a few UA-camrs that I used to respect and enjoy because they've started doing commentary on Demi Lovato and how "crazy" and "weird" they are now.
      Demi Lovato has bipolar II and has become obsessed with extraterrestrials or aliens. It seems like it could be related to their bipolar because it's not uncommon for people in manic phases to have intense fantasies or delusions that they confuse with reality.
      A lot of Demi's "fans" and people in the industry are encouraging this because it's entertaining to see a famous person talk about aliens.
      And then UA-camrs make videos talking about how crazy Demi is, not from a "we need to help them" perspective but a "let's all laugh at them" perspective.
      History is repeating itself, because this is what happens to us (people with mental health conditions). We are mocked.

  • @allyh7075
    @allyh7075 2 роки тому +608

    the pride Sheeraz takes in his history of literally stalking Britney Spears is um...concerning. oh, and incredibly gross. how can you feel comfortable bragging about the harassment you inflicted on a person in the middle of a mental health crisis, dude

    • @MonadsMoon
      @MonadsMoon 2 роки тому +65

      Seriously, he seemed so disconnected from reality when he was taking pride in scummy things he's done.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 роки тому +3

      “Mental health crisis” more like “financial abuse crisis” 😂

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 2 роки тому +59

      @@wolfetteplays8894 What are you trying to say here, my guy?

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 2 роки тому +64

      @@wolfetteplays8894 what’s your point? She was going through both, and it seems obvious that one would heavily influence the other

    • @Made_on_marzzz
      @Made_on_marzzz 2 роки тому +25

      Fr he was like “yeah, she went crazy because we were following her everywhere 😎”

  • @crazyanimationtime
    @crazyanimationtime 10 місяців тому +18

    This guy’s origin story sounds like the beginning to a Wattpad villain.

  • @RustedSteele
    @RustedSteele 2 роки тому +793

    Thank you SO much for the verbal flashing light warning. My partner has epilepsy and it allowed him a second to shield his eyes. Usually it's a real fight to watch things, so I really appreciate it!

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 2 роки тому +69

      As a disabled fan, I wish that we had more allies on UA-cam.
      I love the idea of universal accessibility. The internet is all about making more and more content, when we could be focusing on making quality content accessible for everyone (blind people, deaf people, people with photosensitivity, speakers of all languages, etc.)

    • @skia-morph
      @skia-morph 2 роки тому +40

      @@AuDHDarling absolutely. I admire when people make an effort to upload custom captions and alt text, and give warnings to people that might need it. the world deserves to be a more accessible place for everyone, that's what technology is for

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 2 роки тому +24

      yes it's so awesome! i have light sensitivity (obv not as dangerous as epilepsy but still) and it's so nice when youtubers give clear, noticeable warnings so i know to look away or close my eyes

  • @Chhjmmkg
    @Chhjmmkg 2 роки тому +303

    Shiraz and co.: Purchases cannot be refunded due to the sensitive nature of the content.
    Danny: Puts it all on YT.

  • @DaniRudyyy
    @DaniRudyyy 2 роки тому +401

    I had a professor in college that dedicated his classes to showing us how many people were emailing him trying to hire him and showing us his portfolio. And then telling us we’re idiots if we don’t have our own blogs. Very Similar energy here. Except I paid $4000 for that class and it was mandatory for my degree. So.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling Рік тому +8

      The injustice.
      I had a professor/instructor like that, but it was early in my degree at community college so I was able to withdraw and take the course with a different teacher another semester.
      Major props to you for surviving the entire class.

    • @DaniRudyyy
      @DaniRudyyy Рік тому

      ⁠@@AuDHDarling The ironic thing is that I deleted a majority of my social media after he cheapened it so much. I haven’t had it in 3 years. So I guess I learned something after all! Glad you were able to take charge and not waste your money.

  • @CocoaPuffss
    @CocoaPuffss Рік тому +26

    16:33 just a timestamp for myself. Once in a while I come back to this video just for that clip. It has me ugly laughing every freaking time😂😂

  • @actuallyrandomperson
    @actuallyrandomperson 2 роки тому +429

    the fact that he's acting like you need shit like a google panel to _become_ famous is so strange. its like 'here, take my masterclass on becoming famous. step one: already be at least moderately famous'

  • @saturnsringfinger
    @saturnsringfinger 2 роки тому +316

    are we really all not going to talk about “emancipate yourself from obscurity and the pit of the unknown”

    • @aidank9893
      @aidank9893 2 роки тому +51

      Ok yes thank you, I was caught so off guard by that, like “shit, this got really existential really quickly”

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 2 роки тому +3

      Fuckin' Jorpan Beeperson stuff

    • @friesontheside_
      @friesontheside_ 2 роки тому +10

      I'm an introvert. I like the obscurity of the pit of the unknown. Fine with me.

  • @aggirl774
    @aggirl774 2 роки тому +314

    "Tear apart the royal family" had my entire family crying laughing.

  • @tannerdonkey9939
    @tannerdonkey9939 Рік тому +33

    17:45 it’s your consistent font

  • @dashap4947
    @dashap4947 2 роки тому +1077

    i watched this in 100x speed and was able to finish it 2 minutes after posting. Great video danny! as always i learned so much from your channel.

  • @ASK2286
    @ASK2286 2 роки тому +430

    you make me burst out laughing every time you show the "I wanna be a princess"

  • @lycieae8879
    @lycieae8879 2 роки тому +669

    Everybody's too focused on what he's saying, but not the fact he's more explaining how to be a CONTRACTER.
    Not a famous person, more akin to a construction contracter. Dress well, know what you're doing, make connections so you can network and get jobs.
    Finally I've been taught how to become a successful small floor installation company.

  • @jennifersmith3409
    @jennifersmith3409 Рік тому +39

    Danny standing up for Britney is everything 💖🙌🙏

  • @falstarin3342
    @falstarin3342 2 роки тому +88

    I hate it when I sleep with someone famous and the next morning, when I wake up, I discover they were never real and it was just a byproduct of this lethal drug

    • @miqnight7601
      @miqnight7601 2 роки тому +4

      Same! Finally someone speaks out about this!

  • @gentle_apathy
    @gentle_apathy 2 роки тому +611

    Sheeraz trying to sell himself like he's a Squip when he's actually just a little spoonful of clay clumsily shaped into a gray oblong pill

    • @Sofia-wh9jr
      @Sofia-wh9jr 2 роки тому +67

      He is not from Japaaaaan

    • @elizaleorowe8384
      @elizaleorowe8384 2 роки тому +76

      He’s not better than drugs, Jeremy. He’s from Alabama.

    • @AwesomeJediE
      @AwesomeJediE 2 роки тому +34

      so glad someone made this reference

    • @BrookeAndCoStudios
      @BrookeAndCoStudios 2 роки тому +48

      I get whiplash when I find a Be More Chill reference in the wild

    • @lol-sl4oj
      @lol-sl4oj 2 роки тому

      @@AwesomeJediE im curious, whats the reference ?

  • @uggostinko6914
    @uggostinko6914 2 роки тому +376

    "those people are not real, THEY'RE NOT REAL" the homeless man down the street from me gave me the same advice

    • @SomeRando369
      @SomeRando369 2 роки тому +7

      This made me coke on my soup Haha

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk 2 роки тому +18

      @@SomeRando369 like you put coke on your soup? A unique delicacy, I'm intrigued

    • @SomeRando369
      @SomeRando369 2 роки тому +6

      @@Rose-hh7mk wait no haha I ment choke XD

  • @EfrainQuezada
    @EfrainQuezada 2 роки тому +36

    2:00 me when I upload the entirety of the Harry Potter franchise to my UA-cam channel and it gets taken down by Warner Bros within a day

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 10 місяців тому

      Even as a joke Rob Joanne Blind she’s argued for pro slavery and Holocaust denial along with the anti trans stuff. She’s literally just another fascist

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 2 роки тому +131

    "him and I really worked together...for a while" is an excellent endorsement

  • @unnisworld6174
    @unnisworld6174 2 роки тому +448

    This dude has a master class because of luck and stalking and now he's an expert, that's like me saying I found a dinosaur tooth and watched a UA-cam video so now I'm a paleontologist

    • @svenbtb
      @svenbtb 2 роки тому +10

      aka every "expert" on tik tok or reddit ever lmao

    • @emilytalerman3567
      @emilytalerman3567 2 роки тому +1

      Wdym you’re not a paleontologist…🧐?

  • @ellyzesavagebanana
    @ellyzesavagebanana 2 роки тому +329

    I relate so much! You don't know how many times I've run into presidents of literally giant companies. It's insane. 🙄

    • @eva1585
      @eva1585 2 роки тому +34

      Right? Step one was literally "be insanely lucky"

  • @m.m9076
    @m.m9076 Рік тому +15

    It’s insane that Shiraz is trying to tell us how to be famous when his success story boils down to a few nat 20 persuasion checks

  • @Kreisverkehr96
    @Kreisverkehr96 2 роки тому +968

    Small Video Correction:
    The picture of the castle you used at 10:11 is not actually in the Country of Lichtenstein. It's the Lichtenstein castle in Baden-Württemberg, Germany near Reutlingen where I live 😄😄
    PS: Pretty happy to see a picture of my home area in one of your videos!

    • @rainypeople
      @rainypeople 2 роки тому +62

      Gotta love the critical thinking

    • @Kreisverkehr96
      @Kreisverkehr96 2 роки тому +49

      @Water Bottle there was a poem or a song by a regional poet imagening a castle on that rock before they built it. It sounded so good to the lokal lord of the time, that he decided to let it come true.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 2 роки тому +14

      @@rainypeople how is this critical thinking? Lol
      I should explain: critical thinking is not knowing geography or having trivia facts or even reading something properly…. Critical thinking is being able to parse, analyze, and process information; and develop your own thoughts and plans.

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 2 роки тому +7

      @@Kreisverkehr96that’s such a cool backstory!

    • @imie_iv
      @imie_iv 2 роки тому

      I was your 600th like

  • @thtoneguy0321
    @thtoneguy0321 2 роки тому +281

    I appreciate you so much more for calling him out! Especially for the shit he did and said about Britney Spears.
    Just the fact that even if he's bragging that hey I was in control of all these paparazzi who were harassing Britney Spears 24/7 when she was going through a extremely hard time in her life.
    Which isn't something to be proud of and instead of saying she was going through a hard time in her life he says she was" going crazy and having to melt down and fighting people"
    It's like she was going through a very public divorce a very public child custody case she was suffering from postpartum depression after having her kids and all the tabloids were saying she was a bad mom and that her kids should be taken away from her. And the people who should have been there for her during that time to be with her were scheming behind her back to put her in a conservatorship to control her and steal her money and take away all rights to her body which ended up being a 13-year conservatorship that was physically and emotionally abusive to her.
    And on top of all that she had 100 paparazzi surrounding her every time she left her house and she even stated she didn't like staying in her house because she didn't want to be at home because her kids weren't there And he's talking about it like it's something to be proud of like it's an accomplishment.
    He's 💯 a piece of SH*T!

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 2 роки тому +22

      The way he talked about Meghan Markle was gross too. Methinks he's a misogynist.

  • @ethansparrow9806
    @ethansparrow9806 2 роки тому +353

    So glad Drew and Danny buy this crap for us so we don't have to.

  • @REIGN_SUPA
    @REIGN_SUPA 7 місяців тому +7

    At 19:26 Danny looks like he is moving his curser to find out how long the video is and is pissed he is only so far through.

  • @Gracehasyoutube
    @Gracehasyoutube 2 роки тому +73

    16:15 I thought that marrying the journalist was where that part was going.

  • @murderofthecrowcult6238
    @murderofthecrowcult6238 2 роки тому +350

    I'm so ready to join this class too bad Danny won't be in it because he's graduated already :(

  • @valleyofthedolly
    @valleyofthedolly 2 роки тому +271

    I was so bored on a train this has absolutely saved me and my 23 mins left of my journey. Perfect timing bestie

    • @dontreadprofilephoto1728
      @dontreadprofilephoto1728 2 роки тому

      Read my name

    • @valleyofthedolly
      @valleyofthedolly 2 роки тому +78

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 I can’t read sorry

    • @dumbassidot
      @dumbassidot 2 роки тому +26

      @@valleyofthedolly
      random but this is my favourite reply to this bot ever thank you

    • @shushles
      @shushles 2 роки тому +5

      @@dontreadprofilephoto1728 whaddup i'm jared, i'm 19 and i've never fucking learned how to read

    • @noor.s536
      @noor.s536 2 роки тому +1

      @@shushles never have I been more proud to own eyes after reading this

  • @someonedumvb
    @someonedumvb Рік тому +51

    I imagine Laura coming upstairs being like “DANNY WHY DID YOU SPEND $300 ON A FAME COURSE!?”

  • @GrubGrubGrubGrub
    @GrubGrubGrubGrub 2 роки тому +740

    Danny is the perfect guy to watch while drinking spinal fluid

    • @robin_ch
      @robin_ch 2 роки тому +40

      im concerned

    • @Laurenmcd202
      @Laurenmcd202 2 роки тому +27

      mmm tasty

    • @dan-gy4vu
      @dan-gy4vu 2 роки тому +76

      Omg I literally just finished my spinal fluid juice when I saw this comment!

    • @calzoneyyy
      @calzoneyyy 2 роки тому +7

      agreed!

    • @GDime
      @GDime 2 роки тому +29

      z e k e