Draw Me Like Your French Girls | Biggest Problem
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- Опубліковано 21 бер 2024
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Problems:
►Trying to Fix Something and Making it Worse
►Speed Traps
►Metaphor Hijacking
►People Who Carve Their Name into Stuff
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They still haven’t commented on the most hilarious part of the Yaira trailer: in the scene where the woman screams “save us, Solari!” one person in the background runs to the right, one runs to the left, one runs from the background past the camera and then the screaming woman runs from behind the camera to the background. It’s literally 4 different people running in different directions. It’s like a bit from a Naked Gun movie.
The best part is that the screaming woman is one of the piss sisters
Best bit for me is the screaming old man running towards the danger. Teaser for a new hero?
@@DerekWheatleyDr Magoo
@@DerekWheatley- Brian then blind 🦯🦮
His eyes might not work......... but his *SENSE* of justice has never been stronger!!!
Dick's commitment to the pirate voice while the scale was lost was legendary
Deadpool 3 is coming out in July. So, July defeats Vito's comic afterall.
2:49:57 Vito's Booty somehow keeps getting better every week
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5:09 Show starts
- 8:14 Yellow Flash thinks those kids deserved it
12:38 Intro
16:02 Last week's winner
19:51 Viewer comments
29:07 Yaira trailer comments
32:38 Vote It Up: Vito waited too long to release Superkiller lol
42:09 Boycott of the Week: Planet Fitness
- 51:06 Boycott Deadpool 3
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55:11 Problem: People Who Carve Their Name Into Stuff For No Reason
1:07:52 Problem: Speed Traps
1:16:19 Problem: Trying To Fix Something But Just Making It Worse
1:25:00 Problem: Metaphor Hijacking
1:36:49 Summary of problems
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1:37:29 Voicemails
- 1:52:14 Ebony and Ivory (Eric July and Soska getting touchy)
- 1:58:53 Ghostbusters Review
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2:03:31 Superchats
- 2:09:55 New and Improved Vito's Booty
- 2:11:01 Yellow Flash hypocrisy
- 2:14:00 Superkiller release date
- 2:19:19 Superkiller release date
- 2:35:04 Null's hiatus
- 2:44:33 c00f loves Redo of Healer
- 2:48:25 Superkiller release contest
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2:49:57 Vito's Booty
2:52:16 Surprise scavenger hunt
2:54:16 Weigh-in
2:55:33 Vito refuses to reveal the prize for some reason
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3:03:56 End of show
No last-minute superchats, they should've gotten their superchats in earlier
2:28:04 krimcl get a job
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- 2:04:42 Vito art commission
- 2:29:47 Vito art commission
- 2:37:27 Vito art commission
@@JJ-xw8sv you deserve more upvotes... if your comments not number one thats a fucking crime... you're doing the creators work...
I haven't ever seen the show, only listened, and this is WAY funnier than the audio only
Thank you for the timestamps, and for not killing yourself 🙏 UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yarrr...Mother's Milk be lookin' mighty fine right about now, eh Vitooooo???
Imagine how great it wouldve been to say Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds ripped off my comic. That would've been so cool having something over a major upcoming blockbuster, a real victory, a triumph in creativity.
It would've been.
I hope Vito sends Ryan a copy of
I've really learned something from Viot's utterly botched comic rollout: There's value in GETTING IT DONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
I've been putting off a work certification thinking like him - I'm busy, tired, got excuses not to do it. But I have to get it NOW otherwise someone hungrier than me will beat me to the punch.
THANK YOU VITO YOU ARE INSPIRING ME TO GREATER HEIGHTS
The worst thing to happen to things like Kickstarter was when people sought funding for projects that weren’t ready for manufacture. The entire concept was to raise capital for production to roll out a product. Not angel investing for to subsist while fleshing out concepts.
In all seriousness I'm in a similar work certification situation. Vito is a good reminder about the dangers of procrastination.
It’s called time to market and it’s incredibly important especially when you are a small creator. It’s applies to everything too. The bigger companies will steal your idea or design and do it much faster than you and already control the market share to sell it. Having something they don’t gets your foot into the door of the market. I saw it all the time in avionics
@@TimPool.BeanieCivilWarlord I remember in one episode (forget which one it is tho), he said himself that he could have funded the comic book by himself but that it would have been more challenging. I feel like if he had most of his comic done by the time he rolled the Kickstarter, then he wouldn't have gotten nearly as much kickback or criticism (even if the comic was bad) because at least he managed to put out the product he promised within a reasonable amount of time.
@@huejazz7989 That's a separate lesson too: Vito is playing producer, and he chose to hire a foreign guy in a totally different country to remotely work at his own pace AS THE ONLY PERSON ON THE VITAL PROJECT
People pretty much slack off remotely, I can't imagine putting all my project in one dummy's hands to leisurely complete it when my face & name are on the box
wow Vito really didnt wanna see that dvd destroyed. Really makes you think!!!
He had a chance to destroy it with a mallet but he kept it nice and safe. Didn't even rip the plastic!!!
@@ASEPresentsthe plastic is to keep it safe from the splash zone.
@@ASEPresentsVito loves Cuties
@@ASEPresentsVito is a true cineaphile.
Why did Vito save that dvd from being destroyed?
Vito, The Deadpool movie idea was already the comic Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe. Where a deranged version of Deadpool travels universe to universe killing the marvel super heroes. It was released in 2011. Super Killer has been out for 13 years now.
Damn, and here I was just thinking how "lucky" it was for Vito that his script got leaked because it shows that his idea was out, in detail, way before the movie was announced. Actually, on second though, didn't they do this with Squirrel Girl too?
@@ProdmullefcThink so. There's also the 2001 run of The Exiles where they're tossed from universe to universe at certain points where the timeline got fucked and they have to do something to fix it. Including occasionally assassinating a superhero. So Super Killer has actually been out for 23 years now lmao.
@@OkayAlldayHombre lmao, Superkiller was dead on arrival apparently
Anyone familiar with the term, there is nothing new under the sun? Who cares.
WAIT A MINUTE, VITO
24 issues arc, 2 years per comic it makes 48 years.
Bro, you ain't living that long.
Make it 3 issues arc and pray
I take it Vito draws inspiration from George RR Martin's work given Superkiller's release schedule.
Ungrateful Vito
The fact that Vito believes anecdotal evidence from black people about that gas station thing proves to me that his criterion for acceptable evidence is completely founded on his opinion and what he wants to be true.
What's funny is that the people who told him it happened.....saw it in movies written by people who've never left california
i dont understand why some of yall dissect everything the guy says, its a comedy podcast lol you shouldnt be this serious. their (anecdotal) opinions make the dynamic fun. and not for nothing, the confidence in typing this like dick has never done anything similar is just silly... but even when he does who cares? calm down and try to enjoy yourself a little bit, jesus christ.
I'll blow your mind and tell you that's how almost everyone is, including Dick
Guess I ll start saving for a trip to Greenland after Dick ultimately ditching my stinger lol
Thank you for not killing yourself 🙏
Loli detected 😳😳😳😳
@@sheldonjplanktonn 😭😭😭😭
@@Rekon-se6wv - 😩😩😩😩
I knew it was gonna be cuties as soon as vito freaked out hahaha
Vito has a 24 issue arc planned for Superkiller. How does he plan on living long enough to make it all?
You know youre a savy bidness man when u wait til an economic downfall with massive inflation to start a comic book bidness that relies entirely on people having extra cash to waste on comics.
And when charities need support the most 😂
@@sheldonjplanktonn ooh thats a good point
Hope Vito took the dvd home or might be in the box again next week! 😱
3:01:03
Best moment ever in video podcast history 😂
He throws the DVD at vito 😂😂😂
Vito has such a problem with overworked manga artists that he has his team working so slow his ideas are being first elsewhere
I can’t wait to compare Deadpool to Superkiller
I'm so disappointed that Teamguy Vito was so ungrateful for his fabulous prize, which I clearly saw being held by Vito Gesualdi's hand. I have the screenshot to prove.
A new variant is born, Vito the Hutt 🤣
I love this show
YARGHHHHH. Vito. Ye seas be rough when you lay yer anchor down among a group of French little girl dancers. Ye be sailing with the dreaded pirate Mr Girl. Davey Jones himself wouldn't dare to plunder his search history YARGHHHHHH
Vito was so defeated by Deadpool stealing his idea that his problem was to pretend people who carve their names on random stuff do it for some artistic reason so he can feel superior with his comic book.
Vito wants to be a wolf but his fursona is clearly a panda - fruity communist bear that stuffs himself silly. Enjoy the movie.
When Dick turns the camera and follows Vito off screen 🤣😂🤣🤘" I bet you didn't think I could move my camera like that did ya!"-"Crawl over there & get it" 🤣
Carving your name into stuff is the biggest non problem in the universe
Just think, in an alternate universe, Superkiller is finished, by a handsome, successful Vito
Vito, you have to release the comic before the deadpool movie!
Love Vito, but he keeps fucking us over. Multiple delays. Not paying shipping even for those who spent over $200+. Told all my friends to buy the comic, and now I look like an asshole. Thanks big man
AND Deadpool 3 is beating him to the punch
Still better than Isom
@@sheldonjplanktonn anything is better then ISOM
This is why I recommend nothing. They will always screw ya
It's y I didn't pre order
I love vito to and this show is fckn amazing, but now way in hell was I gonna give an not get immediately fck that
Pre-ordering is for suckers
Vito. The pirate bit is worth more than your life and whatever paultry scraps of self esteem you have conned yourself into having. Dont step on bit, it is your reason for living.
52:04 giggling and crying at this bit
vito has a good point at 123:45, torrents die, morg pie took down all her vids, i did site scrapes on sites that don't exist anymore. save everything, it up to us data hoarders to make sure the internet is forever. hard drive recovery isn't so bad either if you send them to canada, they have cheap repair shops i've used twice now
Vito, you really should try to get your comic out before the new Deadpool.
I guess mr.masterson is a comedic genius.
Can't believe Vito loved whatever was in the booty box so much he couldn't sit still!
Vito, the cop didn't mistake you for a black guy. He mistook you for the hamburglar.
I thought the Eric July voice was supposed to be Jimmy from South Park.
Eric looks like he's about a half inch taller than the Soskas.
Vito, Dick is right. Get super killer out before the Deadpool movie. Listen to Dick.
Vito’s lack of work ethic is genuinely infuriating. He needs to ride his “team” like Steve Jobs if he wants his dumb comic to come out before everyone loses interest.
I have no sympathy for Vito whatsoever. This entire thing is his own doing. Not really surprising either, just another to add to the list of things he says he's going to do but being lazy ruins.
It's so funny that Marvel will get Super Killer out before Vito does, absolutely BTFO'ed
Vito, did you know that all the magic the gathering Champs from about 6 years ago are the primary odds makers for sports betting for vegas and sports book? I was amazed when I found out. I figured they were smart in a weird way but not freaking geniuses. Vegas doesn't lose and the odds are almost always on point
The Vito giving out about people carving into stuff is funny because he is clearly just jealous of people who finish their art 👍🏻
My brother in law and I scratched our names onto one of the chamber walls in The great pyramid of Giza, we boosted each other up so it’s nice and high too 😂😂😂.
Missed this week's episode and got to the end. GET ON THE FUCKING CAMERA VITO
Vito's favorite pasta is fat spaghetti, no wonder
Vito that was a really good "biggest problem in the universe" voice at the start of this episode.
it's funny how 5 voicemail guy can be so wrong about everything and be so smug about it
Dick using the sound effects is my favorite part of the show
Great. Now Vito and Dick can watch it and review it.
I'm pretty sure this is going to be the twist reveal for Spider-Man 2099 in spider verse 3, killing his other world self.
new drinking game: ctrl-f "vito" and take a shot for every comment about him :D
How hard is it to enable your adblocker??
Some local tv star posted a picture with the n word carved on a tree and lost his job lol
Darren carved his name into a Safeway toilet seat and got mentioned on a podcast. "Darren 4 Lyfe" "Darren wuz Here"
hasn't deadpool had like half a dozen comics about timeline hopping and jobbing supes
I feel like I'm watching history in the making, eventually Vito is going to have to sue someone from the slums, and that day they'll have to disclose their years of contact with Robert Kinkaid to a court or normal people. Having to explain they went after Vito for stuff they were mentally fed off a tabloid message board is comedic gold.
Perfect title.
Vito I will buy your comic if, and only if it comes out before Deadpool three. I’m not gonna buy a knock off of a marvel movie tubby
An alternate universe, the year is 2016, Marvel puts out a movie about hating whales
My favorite part of planet fitness was the free pizza from papa John’s once a month. I would eat an entire pizza and then take half home for my family
Vito you should try "copyright deadlock" where you use more than one copyrighted song, forcing the two parties to fight amongst themselves whether ads get run or not.
Holy shit, you guys are so fucking funny, oh gawd, hahahahah Thank you for a great show
maybe Vito should google what political party instituted those segregation laws
Replay crew, passed out early last night LOL
I'd still rather read superkiller than see Deadpool 3
How do you find the phone number? It seems little Dickie has earned himself a voicemail.
So is Vito going to do a Deadpool 2 when the third one comes out?
I don't get the box joke.
Marvel: Combines "Deadpool kills the Marvel Universe" with that canon event BS from "Across the Spiderverse"
Vito: It's so Ogre.
The same argument you guys made for planet fitness not being affected by conservative boycotting is the same argument you guys made for Bud Lights boycott not working. Never mind the fact that vito mentions Bud light having a permanent stigma in this episode. Vote up fatbrain.
does vito think vikings were slavs?
Vito ate his cat, that wasn't beef in the beef an broccoli.
Vito drawing "deadpool" 😂 he really does have an 8 year olds mentality
Next Dick Show Episode: "I think I might have been a little too hard on Vito this week."
Well this is what happens when you procrastinate….. This should be a learning lesson, but you won’t learn Vito….
So will you release this now, or will you just keep the money you collected?
Thanks!
Welcome!
Vito your idea about a Super hero killer is really not origianl, Deadpool had a comic where he kills the whole Marvel Universe as you probably know, there is a Super Hero Killer in "My Hero Academia", its been done before in many different forms but that should not mean anything for your story just keep it up
I checked the Planet Fitness stock pricing, hoping for a good discount. Nope. To be fair, it would take time for people to cancel and impact revenue, but still seems like this one will be another dud.
2:59:50, I'm guessing it's the kiiddie prons movie that was supposed to be a satire. can't remember the name
FUCKING CALLED IT
Ive pitched dnd games thinking i had an original idea only to have my pride shattered when my book worm friends say my idea is just like a book they read.
There are only two types of stories: a person goes on an adventure or a stranger comes to town.
45:21 😂😂😂
Super Killer, wow.
Dude, don't bother.
You guys need a July counter on screen
I love you guys more every week. I had to Google the title of that and when the answer popped up I said out loud I love you dick in Walmart. Those were some very confused shoppers. Great show guys, Vito stop refusing your gift, that’s rude.
Isom is Faust, like Eric who always wants more. Superkiller is Jesus then, duh. Vito is not.
Deadpool 3 similar to Superkiller? talk about "parallel independent creation".
It's time for Vito to pivot and make a new comic about the character Mike August, an angry superhero that just wants respeck.
Dont mind me, im only here for the intro tune🔥
Dick is right about Vito scrapping Superkiller. It’s dead at this point.
Vito is not 6 foot 300lbs. No freaking way.
The deadpool idea was first tbf
I actuallly have something Vito might like I have no use for, but I don't want to wait 6 months for him to get sick of mother's milk and then it gets set on fire because it is worth at least 5 mother's milks.
Vito was mad, he subconsciously knew his ass and thigh had Darren 4 lyfe imprinted on them for a while
Classic BPITU
Please!!!
VIto's scale is lost forever
If you raise the price of the UA-cam memberships, youtube won't let people gift them. It won't have that option.