The Return of Yaira | Biggest Problem
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- Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
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The Problems:
►Girl Bosses
►One Hour Meetings
►The US Postal Service
►Horny Logic
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►MERCH: shop.dick.show/
►TWITTER: / dickmasterson
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Vito Links:
►SUPERKILLER: superkiller.org
►CHANNEL 1: / vito
►CHANNEL 2: / vitotwo
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►TWITCH: / thevitoshow
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Vito I’m your neighbor, your ass ain’t working on Superkiller. I’ve been silently judging you and I have your cat
Do you apply horny logic to it?
2:15:09 I got in a “to be fair” so subtle neither of them noticed
I eAT AsS
but we noticed in the chat
If a "to be fair" falls in the forest but no is around to call Vito gay did it happen?
Vito you left out the worst part about the post office. Junk mail. Every day someone delivers to my home a whole new bundle of garbage for me to throw away. Trees are cut down, processed into pulp, the pulp gets processed into paper, and shipped to a printer, shipped again to the post office, and then delivered to my home only for me to glance at it for a fraction of a second before the ad spends the rest of eternity in a landfill. You can't unsubscribe. Every day more garbage gets delivered to your home no matter what. Fat.
I just stuff it in the return slot.
They have threatened to not bring my mail for a week.
So I convinced my neighbors to give me there ads. And I stuffed 8 sets in the box.
He stopped bringing my mail for a month. So I waited as often as possible for when he started again and stuffed it in the return slot in front of him.
Now I have to get my mail from a P.O. Box.
@@oldstump1628Moronic way to handle it
I would say it's the lack of standards across postal offices and rapidly inflating prices for their most basic services. Why are some post offices charging for the hand sorting fee when it went through an untold number of previous ones perfectly fine thru the machine sorters? Is it just a scam to try and coerce people into spending more than they need to for shipping things like MTG cards? I'm already paying too much at $.68 a stamp. It was too much at $.60 this time last year and it's gone up over 10% in just the last year alone.
Dick completely stonewalling Vito on the pirate shanty bit is the funniest part of the episode, he didn't even crack a smile.
I disapprove of the ads because every read further prevents Vito from having a normal sleeping schedule and working for a living
Vote down artificial scarcity. Apparently it's not a problem since vito is doing it with his gofundme stuff.
My appreciation of this show is that it always feels thrown together but the chaos is amazingly streamlined.
I don't think the ads are gonna be a problem because there's no way they're gonna get another deals after Vito's "Horny Logic" problem set up.
Vito spent weeks arguing with Chrissie Mayers gay boyfriend saying that he is a comedian and he is a stand up, he does one show where no one laughs and hangs it up forever lmao
Vito’s done standup for years, I think he has videos up from 10 years ago doing it
You should see Vito sitdowns
@@mellowmoo6747he’s done what he calls comedy for 10 years.
@@Rekon-se6wvhahahahah
Because the only funny thing about him is that he's overweight and wants minorities to forgive him.
We did it boys, we sold out! BetterHelp and Dollar Shave Club next!
TwO iF yoU CoUnt tHE Cows!1!
Blu chew gang
Ooof
No ads! 🙅🙅🙅
This show better not stop
I will unalive myself
My life is in ur hands vito
This show is legendary
I'll check out with you. We'll stream it
@@sheldonjplanktonn that's real brotherhood lol
@@slappydoodle - (George Lopez voice) *I got you*
@@slappydoodle - 🫂
4:42 - show start
They should pay you.
@@MrAndyCretinya pay him to find out when the 5 minute intro screen ends. Amazing work. Such pain sweat and tears...
You rule
@@chipsandcheese124 It's a tough gig but someone has to soldier through
Vito does not understand horny logic. He jumps to criminal, not just mundane stupid stuff.
Why is Vito so precious about his stand up material when he does stand up once every 6 fucking months?
The single time Vito gets something that he probably would like...and it's already broken to shit accidentally. Chef's kiss.
I like that Pirate Cap'n Dick is like a Hulk transformation that Dick goes through and is a completely separate persona.
I love the T-Rex joke. It's mine now :D ...
5:44 "All for One Treasure Hunt, the ultimate adventure app." First sentence of the ad read, Vito...
Vito would listen to this ad read and go: uUuuuhhhhh, I don't know what to do. Is this an app? What is it all about? I'm so lost. Now let me go and figure out how to make and ship comic books and merch. LoL @ all the people who entrusted this 2head with their money.
Only bad comedians worry about burning a joke.
10:00 Vito thinks 35+55 is 80, what an idiot
Vito got on the scale and his toy was still smashed.
To steal an old Garfield joke "only 1 person at a time"
For pirate music we got, "The ants go marching one by one."
Vito really thinks psychopath impulsivity is the SAME THING as horny impulsivity
Wtf TIME STAMP GUY!!!!! WHERE R U!!!!!!!!!!!
With your dad.
@@Sam-lf3hn why u hatin on time stamp guy
U ain't gots call em gay bro cuz he skipped 1 show
That's fcked up man
Vito is conflating horny logic, which is perfectly normal and healthy, with pervert logic, which is not.
Coincidence?
Vito's stripper story is hilarious
Glad the show is back the weekend is always tough for work and I use this to help get through the day
I appreciate this show a lot. Thank you, guys
Vito somehow manages yet again to associate himself with PDF files and doesn’t even have the self awareness to realize it. Way to go buddy. Nailed it again. 🥳
The one time Vito doesn't get a mother's milk he complains.
a biggest problem in prison would be cool, theres so many problems. they keep it like 60 degrees, have no sweatshirts, you can only wear their clothes. strip searches after every visitation. waking you up at 5am even if u dont want whatever slop they're serving for breakfast. 1 25" tv for the group to argue over what's on. plastic chairs, sharing cells which is just a bunk bed and toilet (hope you dont have stage fright!). i cant believe my reckless driving and constant running from police has earned me so much jail time, im surprised i survived my youth
USPS is not "paying more into social security", they are required by the Federal government to pay pensions to all their employees.
Every gov. agency pays pensions, but USPS is technically no longer a government agency; it is a mandated monopoly under the appointment of the Executive branch. Meaning the President appoints the board, and they are required to deliver mail everywhere in the U.S. Rate increases and any changes in delivery schedule have to be approved by Congress. It's weird.
RIP dragon
At least there was no BBQ sauce
@@Myhousemy1 😆
I really hope that was a typo and you mean Dagon
I searched for all for one treasure hunt and nothing shows up. Lol
the worst ad read in the universe
Just google it.
I agree with Vito, nina infinity does look like a goblin. And she didn't take a brave stance, yf and then turned on her so then she sided with Evs.
I've tried reading Yaira twice and haven't quite gotten halfway in. It confused and disjointed storytelling where the dialogue doesnt always seem to flow logically. There are too many jumps and too many characters in conflict with no explanation for why anyone hates the other.
My mom has been doing the onion soup mix with sour cream forever. It is delicious.
I'm surprised that Vito knows about it. Maybe that's why we're both fat.
i need a better help subscription after hearing that ad
🤣 "We all have recording devices"
Days after Trump was sentenced, Biden flies out to France for D-day Day and starts talking about Making America Great Again.
I didn't know you could do that.
Dick ruins the intro for the 143rd time. I love it.
That intro is a banger
I for the life of me can't find the song title
3:04:01 Dick's singing is criminally underrated.
I wish his piano streams were still up. I loved his Gin and Juice cover.
He can hold a note rather well on the Vito's Booty song
You should make a clip just for the T-Rex joke
What's the vote it up rock song?
name the dragon, Shatterwings
Vito's doing a great job staying on Ralph's good side. I also don't know anything else about Gator though.
The vote it up song what’s the original I’ve heard it before and it’s annoying me pls help me
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Mettalica, Master of Puppets
Sick of You - Gwar
@@AdversaryX666X thanks dude appreciate the response
Was that a tbf at 2:15:09 ??
let they said on an episode of 3rd rock, no1 laughing during standup is ironically hilarious, can someone plz upload vito's standup? it could be a way for vito to make more money, i'd pay to watch it
Shirt QR code?
fucking best intro & ad read ever
Could have been 4 hours...
There is always a problem or two, most likly six, with pharmaceuticals. So when the Ozempic kids grow up the Ozempic way all the kids hospital visits and lawsuits is gonna kill the stock.
vitos head cheese is horrific
Vito negging the ad read ffs
Only ones to not upload the live performance and paywall it
A 2 year olds sketch would do as good of a job at conveying that comic page as the ai art did. Or one sentence description: "I want a full page of planet earth being vaccumed up by a large black ball of energy and 4 separate panels of ordinary people looking up in shock at the top of the page." Here. Saved you hours of "work".
You missed the part where Vito’s artist is mexican who doesn’t understand english. He’s probably dumb one too, cause he’s working with Vito
The Crocodile
Conventions for anime vtubers!??? Thats so gay man
VTubers ruined the anime community, and the zoomers killed it
2:15:09
1:46:00 Wendigoon, is that you brother?
gator is the future of podcasting,
2:29:50
2:29:43 repeat of t rex joke, which didn't go for long enough
The fact that Vito can't see the difference between horny logic and pedo/creep/rapist logic says a lot about Vito and it ain't good
Hit me with the nerd emoji if I'm not picking up the sarcasm but I think it's fair to say there's some overlap
1:02:02 T-Rex joke
Leave it to Vito to finally think the Post Office is a problem when it personally effects him.
"MY DAD IS GAY" Miami themed Tote Bags - On My Channel.
Just in time for Father's Day!
Dick rules, Vito drools. 🤘
The Casino won
Vito is such a slob, he looks like he is pouring out of the chair.
Does he remind you of yourself?
@@prolastmedia6171 He reminds me of my former self personally, and I'm disgusted by it.
The Rekieta cope is fucking absurd, guys
With that wig Vito looks just like Johnathan Davis... But you know... fatter
Don't want to come across as a morality preacher here, but it's a bit concerning that Vito associates being horny, and having horned up thoughts, with naturally wanting to assault women, and record them on spycameras. Even more concerning that he doesn't seem to understand why that's weird when Dick tries to explain it.
Like dude, what? That shit says more about Vito than horny-logic.
an ad on the first minute of the podcast?? well this shit is done boys, we shall find another one
This isn’t an airport. You don’t need to announce your departure. Just leave
@@mathewpercy3292 no i rather talk shit to the two retards
@@mathewpercy3292 Bad comprehension, but I was saying my displeasure with them selling out. Sorry your dumb brain couldnt realize that.
@@mathewpercy3292You don't need to announce your disapproval either, mouth breather.
Some of us are already paying through Patreon. I don't like paying to watch ads.
Man, that HornyLogic exchange was ...extremely awkward. Vito clearly thinks that being attracted to children is 'just plain ol horny logic'.
When confronted on it he repeatedly demonstrated that he didn't understand that there's a difference between being horny for children and being horny. There's only one kind of person who doesn't understand that.
The horny logic is constructing a ridiculous spycam scenario and thinking you won't be caught!
@@BiggestProblemI think the fundamental difference is consent. Doing stupid things because you think it will lead to a woman sleeping with you vs. doing stupid things in pursuit of sexual gratification no matter what don't feel like the same thing.
@@BiggestProblem No, that's predator logic. Horny-logic for normal men does not, at any point, involve wanting to set up spycams against women's wills.
@@BiggestProblem you’re just a sex predator dude
Ads are gay.
i mean when u have to jewish ass hosts, what can u speak? one just cares about one and the other one cares about food
Agreed but I get it
@@slappydoodle they made retarded amount of money on pateron that they shill every week
Yes, making money is not a thing you do, we get it.
@@chipsandcheese124 its called selling out and seeing from the profile it doesnt take much to realize you dont know what were talking about
Lol. It's clear the hosts are headline readers only 😆
Jesus Vito, get a grip, this drama is internet micro celebrity level.
Vito, I bought your stupid comic to support small artists. If you use AI in the next one I’m never supporting you again. I’m not paying you for something a computer did.
timestap guy pls
vito thinks abs is unattractive on a woman because hes so insecure
The dude from the lavatory story. Easy solution 90gr of lead
do it
Vito is gross
Please fucking make the episodes shorter. The original biggest problem episodes were always less than two hours, sometimes only an hour, and they were way funnier. Feels like I'm waiting twice as long for half the jokes
no, some of us have jobs. f off
go suck a lemon
Long walk short pier
No, i want moar, longer, moar Vito shaming
The guy who brought in the sweat problem would be a better cohost than Vito. Homie has phenomenal comedic timing.
SUPERKILLER looks like shit and Valentina Pinto is terrible, even for a computer based colorist.
"We have about ten pages left to ink, and final colors and lettering have already begun."
BEGUN. What have you been doing all this time?! Why include those new fulfillment estimates?
You talk about Deadpool and Wolverine, but there's no way your book will be as competent or worthwhile as Garth Ennis' Hitman.