Nick Rekieta Goes to Jail | Biggest Problem
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Good audio starts at 9:40
vito laughing over nick would be savage if it wasn't vito 💀vito's not that guy.
thank god you figured it out early
@@MegaKalypto 🙄
Nick's out already. Or in process of getting out.
Vito is not a comedian. This is unwatchable. Mugshot T-shirt is a great idea, fucking talentless hack with no book coming out anytime soon.
If I could tell Nick one thing right now to make him feel better, it would be that Vito has been calling him his good friend all night.
Seems like something you would tell your worst enemy.
from Nick's drug transgressions to Vito’s food obsessions
if this isn't the rhyme next episode I'll have some strong words for mister Masterson.
Take the names out and it will work. “From drug transgressions to food obsessions”.
@@snorgonofborkkadagreed don't say nick
Everyone would already know what he means lol
Nick may be in jail.
But Vito is in a prison of his own choices.
Yea but hes not taking it in the ass from bubba
“Chrissy Mayr, the bomb expert” 😂
D E S T R O Y E D
bruh that was brutal.
At first I thought it was a reference to the bombs on her chest. Which are fantastic btw.
Then i got it lol. Damn...
What’s the reference?
She makes bomb threats
I thought is was that she bombed on stage
Nick's downfall started when he read the burned note while wearing the sonichu medallion.
It always comes back to Sonichu. Sonichu all the way down.
She should join ethan ralph in his Mexican shack 😂
RIP Lawyer
Objection!
rip car
RIPKIETA
Short episode, Vito ate the regular duration
also the reading of "widdle double wide supwise" killed me
Last time we saw Richard this upset was when he discovered that his house sits on top of a literal shithole.
or when some asswipe shat on his favorite bit
there was that one time he had to re-edit an episode of this pod because he called a guy the f-slur live
Idk why people think Dick is Nick's dad and needed to personally host an intervention. And that Nick would even listen. People who don't want help won't accept it from anyone.
" You need to stop drinking every day! And stop doing drugs. I'll keep doing them though!"
Not to mention none of these people have ever said how if anyone cared they'd try to help Dick with his alcoholism. Because they don't actually care and just want another reason to think Dick is personally responsible for every person he interacts with's well being.
Funny enough, it's the "personal responsibility" crowd blaming Dick for Nick's choices.
It's idiotic. These permanently online people have never intimately known an addict. People who are probably refusing help from their actual dads and numerous friends are not going to just listen to one magical Mexican, even if he's our favorite one!
The FnT sphere is full of ex addicts bc of Gary they project their own regret onto concern for Nick wanting to save him not realizing Nick has to do it himself and a bunch nobody's on the Internet crying aren't going to convince him, in fact them doing it may make him go extra based on nicks personality.
Cuz it usually ain’t help its destruction in the guise of help
Vito is the kind of friend to bake Nick a cake with a file it, but then eat the cake on the way to jail, file and all
It was an “all you can eat” crab cake. What was Vito supposed to do!?
Nick streaming from prison drinking toilet orange drank vodka showing cellmate bubba isom comics would be greatest stream ever.
Vito selling a t-shirt with Nick's mugshot is one of the most tasteless things he has ever done lol
Nah I still think the $100k Kickstarter with no comic is worse. He’s basically Keffals right now.
@@pleadthefifth crowdfunding means the item doesn't exist yet. the money was collected to see how many to make, stupid
@@Bear-Knightoh, you’re one of those people who actually thinks he’s making Superkiller. That money is all going to Taco Bell.
Nick would be proud. Keep on griftin'
A t-shirt is pretty tame, a mug with father of the year printed on below the mugshot would be truly tasteless
Vito thinking all fish will give you mercury poisoning is fucking hilarious to me
As he eats garbage on a regular basis. Addicts always have the most hilarious hypocritical opinions.
I like how the show just gets increasingly more complicated with every episode, new props, costuming, masks, fog machines, puppets. Pretty soon Dick's gonna need a trunk to haul all of this shit around and he'll have to hire someone to do pyrotechnics and laser lights and get Sean onboard to man the Morning Zoo sound effects board.
Yup, that’s how entertainment works.
I love how Vito loses his mind with the slightest technical malfunction and then blames the scale every single week
Also Bito is so so fat but maybe one day he’ll be 284lbs
Is Vito looking more like Asterios every episode?
No, Asterios is far more drug addicted and far less fat
@@yodawgzgaming4416 the coke kept his fat in check
@@discipleofdagon8195 Vito maxing out on the wrong coke 💀
asterios is a goddamn autism king!
Vito's ex has sentimental things that she hasn't cared for YEARS.
How tall is Vito? I'm 6'3 and was up to 365 so I know what it's like to be obese. Keep going Vito, down to 275 and love being under 300. Just stop eating sugar and carbs and stick to lean meats and if you need some fat have a lil cheese. Keep active and eat in moderation my man. You can still have a cheat day here and there and lose a shit ton of weight.
This dude had to drink juice for breakfast. He ain’t losing weight
Vito is 6 feet tall. He’s barrel chested and thicc. He’s not actually as fat as he looks. He’s a large man who is also too fat.
Agreed with the sentiment
I lost tons of weight just watching what I ate and being active
Then I lost the motivation and WHAM right back to 250 at 5'10
I can carry it well but I'm clearly fat
He doesnt want to lose weight and that's the thing. If he's not motivated he's not gonna do it
I haven't watched a Rekieta stream in years (except when others EFAP him)... but man this bums me out.
Eric trying to buy some PR is vomit-inducing. Last time I checked (and it's been a while), Jesus told his followers to do charity in private.
2:17:28 cool you guys both go 'uhhh' at the exact same time
Nick’s smugshot goes hard
30:12 there's been at least 3 eps where vito begs fans to stop stop crying to him about his food addiction.
Means it's working
It takes habitual change in your character to beat an addiction. You hear recovering addicts say all the time that they replaced their drug addiction with an addiction to jogging, working out, creating something, working, whatever. I’m sure Vito has that in himself, but he has to want to be better about his weight.
Its weird how cyclical it all is, i started listening to Nick when he started coming on to EVS streams, which is how i started listening to Dick and now its all the way back to the beginning
Man.. nick had 25+ grams of coke. This is not lookin good.
That's not the big one, it's having the coke and ketamine, plus the Gun on the bed, plus 5 kids running around, if they pursue these charges, he'll eat 8 years in prison
@@keithfilibeck2390 oh snap, this isnt lookin good lol
@keithfilibeck2390 yup u nailed it. Having the coke would obviously b bad, but it's the ketamine and the guns
Along with the endangerment of the kids
Apparently those kids were sayin at school that they were hungry
He's legit fcked. He'll nvr practice law again, his rumble deal is DONE, and more then likely he's doing no less then 5yrs in prison within the next yr
His kids r most assuredly in the care of family right now Def not at there home
Bad situation all around
Tho he was doing coke and having 3somes
Kinda worth the fun
Dick needs to do voices for animated characters -- if he doesn't already.
i got the feeling he's got the chops to make a south park equivalent
All performers can do voices. It’s standard practice.
He did in The Hard Way. The greatest cartoon in the wOooOOOOrld
His Piggy and Kermit are actually spot on.
@@snorgonofborkkad But the timbre and performance of a voice makes the difference between the merely good, and the great
The timbre of most voices is without distinction. Dick's sounds like I've already heard it on cartoons -- though I couldn't tell you which ones.
I have a very finicky ear with voices. There are some good podcasts I can't listen to because the voice grates on me. There's a reason why certain people are paid more than others.
Dicks voice isn't annoying even when it should be -- as he reaches those faux-frenetic levels of high register and sound pressure. This is a rare quality in voices. It allows a performance to cover a wider gamut of expression while remaining beneath the threshold of annoyance.
Almost nobody can do this. It's something you're born with and it's rare.
Even so, his voice wouldn't be suitable for reading an audio book. It has too much character to perform narration effectively -- which is inherently more objective than a character performance.
Vito's acid reflux was on point this week.
If Nick was an atheist he would be a free man.
Only 2 hrs and 45min. I feel jipped.
I bet Nick does too
@@discipleofdagon8195hahaahha bro.....ur incorrigible lol
Nvr forget ruined bits lol
This is my favorite show.
Nick Rekieta went from drinking in bars to being behind bars.
There’s a triple entendre in there somewhere if you add “bar” as in a lawyers bar exam.
After nick passed the bar he went from drinking in bars to behind bars?
There's a GREAT intro for dick here
2:37:51 Dick's Mystery Box was great 😂
Whoa. Almost didn’t recognize Vito without a open button up shirt
Yeah it’s like when a businessman in a suit takes off the jacket and he’s just in his white button shirt. But Vito’s suit is just a ratty graphic T-shirt and a flannel over the top.
Lot of good prison and lawyer jokes tonight, quick humor Vito and Super chatters.
"We could have been acting like asshole like Dick and Vito right now" Great point, I should go watch their show.
FREE THE NOSE!
Are you referring to Legal Mindset? Yeah, I can never look at these people the same.
@@specialsause949 Right? tf is everyone clutching their pearls for?ha
Vito is more right than he realizes about where that call came from.
How do you know?
@@soloconnell34what her husband was saying on mlc yesterday would make one suspicious
@@hey_its_travis It was actually Nicks Pastor lmao
Free my "Ninja" Rickets. This is the like what happened to kyle from PKA
Cocaine is going to be treated harsher than pot.
rip lawyer
Exactly what happened. They're going to go after him on completely dishonest grounds to try and screw him. Pretty common.
When i read the drugs listed under class 5 offense, it was just weed, over the counter drugs and prescription xanax stuff. it’s all bs
Rekieta trash talked all the cops, judges and DA's in his area, he bragged about his guns, he bragged about driving dangerously fast at all times, then went on stream with white powder on his nose. Kyle got screwed, Rekieta begged for this to happen. The two situations are nothing alike.
Vito in the UK that's just the normal ending of butterfly effect. It's set up earlier when Ashton Kutcher's mother explains that he's her 'miracle baby' because she kept losing her kids in the womb to cord around the neck insinuating that this has looped before and her kids always have bad enough lives that they'd rather go back in time and cord themselves. Incidentally there's no mention of a father.
Yeah, in America we got some dumb happy ending
Sounds like a worse ending that leaves you with *even more* questions than the "happy" ending
What was the ending the Americans saw?
The ending is that he's never going to be able to "change" events to make it a perfect life, where everyone wins. Although he didn't get exactly what he thought he wanted , it was the best *possible* reality for the girl and everyone , maybe not him, but that's about as good as it gets and he accepts that. @@badnewsjp
@badnewsjp he goes back to a birthday party and tells the girl he will kill her. so he isn't friends with her or Tommy, the brother. then it fast forwards and they happen to walk by each other and give a look implying she recognizes its him
Vito with the hat and shirt combo never gets old man immaculate drip
if vito eats the mothers milk, he can just drink his own calories, infinite glitch
Vuto can you do a live episode of this biggest problem at goodwill??
Btw we used to sell "boutique" items that we not sure the actual value of it but since corporate finally installed a computer in the back we scan the boutique items box the expensive ones and sell it online ,allot of regulars we had that buy these items stop coming to the store all of the stores
I still don't know what happened to Nick--- rewinded like twice
Doing coke/meth at his house apperently even in front of the kids sometimes. It's gotten pretty bad in the last year or so. Hopefully this is rock bottom.
@@noradsevenSource for "in front of kids"?
It was a clip from STMS, from one of the guys that went over the nicks place a good bit.
I don't have the clip seen a few too many things about this over the last few days and can't easily just look through to find it.
Nicarus flew too close to the sun 💔
cool shirt Vito
From somebody currently working at the restaurant the pizza tracker is a mix of technology and bullshit. How’s it supposed to work is; cook starts the timer once the pizza hits the ovens rack, pizza gets pulled, boxed and placed with the other items in the order, driver takes the order and logs himself out of the store than routing himself to whenever it needs to be delivered. More times than not though our manager would have us out the door on the computer before the pizza even comes out so that we’re not ever hurting the “stores” time
Nick din'do nothin!!! 😢😢😢
Cant wait for his bio pic
Oh he did lol, the gun charges and endangerment of children are big charges
Sardines rule, Nuri is the standard.
Portuguese?
@erjo2567 Yep. Lucky for me, I live near a Portuguese store.
A GWAR version of vote-it-up? My life is complete!
Holy GWAR cover
That's why u don't need a gun because you can't have drugs in your pocket
Nick finally got what he always wanted: to be free from his children and responsibility.
Oho ho thats too fair
Yes good news! He will be able to do his show unbothered now and cover daytime trials because he probably won’t have custody of the kids for the next year or so. He won’t have any homeschool classes to teach. And he will have state enforced sobriety!
If American Beauty was directed by Lars Von Trier
I like the on-brand shirts for this episode
Vito shirt is 🔥 but only for this episode 😂
Vito bringing in his own box is awesome. Double loot boxes please.
Vitos gf sounds worse than jail
The girlfriends in jail aren't any better.
@@Mpel3 Vito IS the girlfriend in jail
Truly the worst part of this ordeal is that Maddox sees this as a win.
Get a compressor. 2, or 4.
Nicks in jail coz of the haters 😂😂
This is Aaron’s revenge for Nick stealing his wife. Lulz he all but admitted he called it in
It's really funny to see the 145 pound verbose internet lawyer behind bars. Loving every second.
Nick is gonna change his name to Saul Goodman
To be fair, BeerFest fucking RULES
Great show, haven't laughed that hard at nick in whilen
I have actually seen several people blame the fact that Nick Rekieta was associating with the likes of you two for his downfall, pretty funny. Dick and Vito didn't force Nick into becoming an alcoholic lmao.
One word: Afro Samurai.
Vito : "why would a pirate talk to Alla"
Never heard of somalian pirates vito
audio seems scuffed
Don't change to problem change sound clip. It was kinda strange at first but now I think It's perfect.
Most of the pirates in the Mediterranean were islamic btw, so that tracks
Free Nick!
The thumbnail is hilarious.
Drugs 💀
Hahahah man this show is fckn hilarious. Even when dick isnt feeling it he showed up and made the best of a shit situation
And vito.....vito is havin a ball lol
what song was the stinger?
Boogie didn't wear the Sonichu medallion though
I hate that i didnt get the chrissy mayr bomb joke
She just sucks as a stand up to most
I don't get it.
@@michaeldegginger7076 me neither :/
@@michaeldegginger7076 she bombs on stage because she isn't very funny
My daughter was on heroin for years. She had to get healthy on her own. Not even jail got her to stop. I hope Nick realizes all he threw away
Probably is, when it comes to being an addict, Nick has a near infinite supply of money to make huge mistakes with.
I had a friend named Rumblin' nick
Who used to stream with vito and dick
He thought he was the smartest guy in town
But I found out last Monday
That nick got locked up Sunday
They've got him in the jailhouse way downtown
He's in the jailhouse now, he's in the jailhouse now
Good ol' Leon Russell!
nulls reaction to rackets creeps me out. we all know he's jumping with joy inside, would actually be funny if he just basked in this moment, instead he has to act like a woman and pretend to be concerned and blame people for this 'terrible' situation as if he isn't loving it. why do kiwi farms guys act like this?
It's all about pretending to be better than people because they all hate themselves. They don't have real principles.
3 words:
Holier Than Thou
Concern trolls are at their core just pearl clutching women.
Because he's even fatter than Vito. He has no one to roll him outside so he obsesses over the lives other people so he can forget about being a worthless blimp for a few moments
Null is like Ralph without the charisma....
so just fat.
I'd say it was Monty who called the cops on Nick.
Whats funny is no one will give a fuck about who called the cops because most peoples agenda is to use this to blame Dick.
Aron or possibly April's mom called, it's something he said
The fact people think it's Dick is funny,. Anyone who has something against him has an eternal seething hatred for him. Are you telling me people are gonna crack jokes on a comedy podcast on the internet of all places? How absurd
The real mystery is how did Vito not eat the jerky before getting it into the mystery box 🐷
TBF, he ate the other 99 bags that were in the box before the show.
Get better soon Rackets 🥺
I wish I could super thanks to say this was your fault, and also thank you both for this. You guys are my favorite. Thanks for saving my internet dad
snifferverse Chronicles
Welp, I hope that he can lawsplain his way out of this hole he dug for himself.
2:16:42 this is a glorious TBF 😂
Could have been a domestic call that turned into a bust.
God I love Copacabana
Condoning the ingestion of sardines and condemning the presence of microplastics👋👌
The unthinkable happened this episode: Vito made me laugh
Punked himself good
Someone tell Vito to stop shilling.
2:15:22 I'm thinking that Vito doesn't know what "Moi" means.
Why do Dick & Vito's voices sound so fucking similar (especially the laughs)?? Am i crazy?
rip car
That story still makes me laugh
Well... that explains why he got caught in a swinger resort a while back.
Vito coming in hot with a woman problem. Nice!
1:58:06
2:13:51 - clip it.