"Ridiculous" Espresso Workflow Ever!

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  • @mr.c9846
    @mr.c9846 2 роки тому +20421

    When you need a coffee just to make your coffee:

  • @GGupta
    @GGupta Рік тому +2303

    C: Good morning can I have a short black?
    B: Here's your short black, have a good evening.

    • @jojajo2707
      @jojajo2707 Рік тому +9

      😂

    • @The_One_K
      @The_One_K 10 місяців тому

      Well maybe you all are just too effing lazy to do it normally

    • @briang9356
      @briang9356 9 місяців тому +3

      Its cold!...

    • @glennfield
      @glennfield 9 місяців тому +1

      Lmao

    • @willywonka4340
      @willywonka4340 7 місяців тому

      yeah no kidding!😂

  • @squeaki3d544
    @squeaki3d544 2 роки тому +7547

    The moment I saw OCD on the press I was like. “Explains a lot”

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman Рік тому +23

    how to make espresso
    step 1: use a special coffee filter made of paper (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A PAPER COFFEE FILTER)
    step 2: add your specially ground and graded grounds
    step 3: use the special ground flattener to un-airate and flatten the grounds
    step 4: use the special ground de-flattener to airate and unflatten the grounds
    step 5: use the ground re-flattener to flatten and un-airate the grounds
    step 6: use the special flattening plate to keep your flattened grounds flattened and safe from re-airating
    step 7: use the correct water settings to put water in at a precise pressure, causing the grounds to exit into the air where they will bubble and fall, thereby RE-airating the final product, before dispensing 1/8 of a cup of normal coffee.

  • @shanableach
    @shanableach 2 роки тому +351

    "One coffee to go, please"
    "Just one hour, sir!"

  • @josephjones7615
    @josephjones7615 2 роки тому +1558

    “Honey I need to make the coffee, where are the gloves?”

  • @chrisgeorge84
    @chrisgeorge84 Рік тому +335

    Dude puts gloves on to make coffee at 5am

    • @user-jr3ur5xe1u
      @user-jr3ur5xe1u Рік тому +2

      And that is all you need to know about this person. Good grief lol

    • @Seleguadir
      @Seleguadir 10 місяців тому +3

      Could be a mid day coffee 😂

  • @animehbkscm
    @animehbkscm 2 роки тому +1853

    I used fewer tools to build my house than you use to make a coffee.

  • @mishadouqa3584
    @mishadouqa3584 2 роки тому +2144

    " I'll have a Large skinny Latte please"
    "That'll be 5 years"
    " Don't You mean £5?"
    "No, I mean 5 years"

  • @artyfly100
    @artyfly100 Рік тому +143

    If you go to a cafe in Italy, order an espresso and it takes more than 30 seconds to be on the table in front of you then it's a scandal.

    • @tootsownhorn5874
      @tootsownhorn5874 Рік тому +10

      And no more than 2€

    • @Kentololable
      @Kentololable Рік тому +6

      @@tootsownhorn5874 not anymore.

    • @tootsownhorn5874
      @tootsownhorn5874 Рік тому +10

      @@Kentololable yay inflation

    • @01hZ
      @01hZ Рік тому

      Yea but that’s Italy, land of loud noisy racist people

    • @BanconotaBill
      @BanconotaBill 5 місяців тому +3

      thank god I can drink something that tastes like the underside of my shoe in less than a minute

  • @hehsichagh3346
    @hehsichagh3346 9 місяців тому +3

    That cream from espresso is soooo awsome ❤

  • @EchoFoEvah
    @EchoFoEvah 2 роки тому +1473

    "Sorry I'm a few hours late boss. I had to make some coffee"

    • @georgehusac857
      @georgehusac857 2 роки тому +2

      That so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yahyarisqi7879
      @yahyarisqi7879 2 роки тому +3

      some.. it's actually "a" cup coffee 😂

    • @ez45
      @ez45 2 роки тому +1

      I feel like that when I make espresso without all this crap lol

    • @hotlemonade6643
      @hotlemonade6643 2 роки тому +3

      Boss : Now you will have all the time you need to make Coffee Sam because you're FIRED!

    • @salishanmusic
      @salishanmusic Рік тому +1

      It takes just a little bit longer than making the mud water that comes out of one of those big old coffee pots. Espresso tastes better and has more caffeine.

  • @MackJic23
    @MackJic23 Рік тому +518

    Start making Coffee at 3 a.m. , ready at 8 a.m.

    • @wesleythompson3917
      @wesleythompson3917 Рік тому +2

      Probably took 15 minutes

    • @alexbutler21
      @alexbutler21 Рік тому

      This is funny 😂 but still its so worth it in the end.

    • @Good.News777
      @Good.News777 Рік тому

      From scaling to sipping takes 3M max. What are you dreaming?

  • @millenialmusings8451
    @millenialmusings8451 2 роки тому +2222

    "How pretentious do you want it?"
    "Yes"

    • @TURK_182
      @TURK_182 2 роки тому +53

      Pretentious was the first word that came to mind watching this

    • @Anzio_VR
      @Anzio_VR 2 роки тому +14

      Bro you probably think cars are pretentious

    • @ayooobro
      @ayooobro 2 роки тому +106

      @@Anzio_VR if its a pretentious car 🤷‍♂️

    • @punchy1006
      @punchy1006 2 роки тому +37

      For spme people its very relaxing, just like a morning ritual

    • @Adam-vx6to
      @Adam-vx6to 2 роки тому +50

      Not at all pretentious. Just ignorance on your part assuming other people can’t find something more interesting than you so

  • @AlexMeatman
    @AlexMeatman 2 роки тому +984

    Dude it's been 3 years and I'm still waiting for that espresso

  • @1288Franco
    @1288Franco 6 місяців тому +1

    What’s the name of the funnel/distributor?? Looks very handy!

  • @mbm2355
    @mbm2355 Рік тому +1071

    When you quit your high end pot addiction and need something to fill the gap.

    • @Artaxerxes.
      @Artaxerxes. Рік тому +45

      This coffee workflow is bullshit. But replacing pot with this is a good idea

    • @mbm2355
      @mbm2355 Рік тому +12

      @@Artaxerxes. 💯 Best thing I ever did.

    • @jblps
      @jblps Рік тому +1

      😅

    • @digbick42069
      @digbick42069 Рік тому +6

      nah im stayin on that loud bro if i needa do this shit

    • @ahikernamedgq
      @ahikernamedgq Рік тому +4

      This comment wins! hahahaha

  • @prasetupupup1401
    @prasetupupup1401 2 роки тому +902

    Ok.. i'll come back tomorrow when my coffee ready..

  • @VincentVanBro
    @VincentVanBro Рік тому +1756

    “I just got a new job, let’s celebrate with a premium latte!”
    *premium latte arrives*
    “I actually just retired”

  • @sgchoe4806
    @sgchoe4806 Рік тому +338

    Yeah that “OCD” pretty much sums up the whole thing nicely

    • @adamhicks1212
      @adamhicks1212 Рік тому

      And was the least necessary component of the prep! Could just tamp and be good.

    • @rayan5150
      @rayan5150 9 місяців тому

      @@adamhicks1212WRONG, you won’t get it even if you just tamp

    • @Rbarista
      @Rbarista 8 місяців тому

      Was thinking the same thing

  • @AYALI444
    @AYALI444 2 роки тому +194

    Customer- “I’d like a double shot espresso” Barista- “okay, it will be ready tomorrow”

    • @DJDarkGift
      @DJDarkGift 2 роки тому +4

      LOL. More like, okay what time would you like to schedule pick up?

  • @Zuzu01
    @Zuzu01 2 роки тому +415

    “That’ll be $54.00 Dollars Sir”
    “😮”

    • @mrbessa7083
      @mrbessa7083 2 роки тому +1

      54 dollars = 285 reais aqui no Brasil 🤣🤣

    • @WAVY.Y
      @WAVY.Y 2 роки тому +1

      Idk it seems to me more like $69.00

    • @janraptor47
      @janraptor47 2 роки тому

      Hahhaahahaahhahajajajaa

    • @Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius
      @Dave.Mustaine.Is.Genius 2 роки тому

      @@mrbessa7083 it is approximately 180 Turkish liras

  • @steve4729
    @steve4729 Рік тому +139

    The cleanup was the most satisfying part.

  • @Habaneroranger
    @Habaneroranger Рік тому +702

    Let’s take this moment to remember that espresso was invented to make coffee quickly so employees could get back to work

    • @alimstudy
      @alimstudy Рік тому +42

      It was not, its for pressure. I mean you just need to stir with hot water for basic coffee and back to work

    • @MrShmikeuk
      @MrShmikeuk Рік тому +65

      ​@@alimstudy no it was for speed vs a coffee percolator which took a lot longer - there wasn't instant coffee in the late 1800s.

    • @jblps
      @jblps Рік тому +30

      oh how the turn tables

    • @robmcghie5248
      @robmcghie5248 Рік тому +3

      ​@@jblps how the tables turned

    • @jblps
      @jblps Рік тому +14

      @@robmcghie5248 It's a quote from the office

  • @co11in__18
    @co11in__18 2 роки тому +530

    “And now for our 17th tamp. This is the one that REALLY holds the grinds in there.”

    • @prime3106
      @prime3106 2 роки тому +9

      Well, to be fair.... he did tamp just once. Everything else was done to ensure that there are as little air pockets as possible. I had one last night and I did 2 of the 20 things this guy did.

    • @kylelikescoffee3683
      @kylelikescoffee3683 2 роки тому +9

      @@prime3106 nerd

    • @shampaghosh1241
      @shampaghosh1241 2 роки тому

      @@kylelikescoffee3683 I don't see how that's a bad thing

    • @lolz4887
      @lolz4887 2 роки тому +6

      ​@@prime3106 a couple of coffee fanatics website have tested the pin thing vs side tapping followed by down tapping showing exactly zero difference.

    • @ilovejesus1238
      @ilovejesus1238 Рік тому

      ​@@prime3106

  • @christianarchibeque6847
    @christianarchibeque6847 2 роки тому +105

    "Thatl be a 20 min wait we got 2 lattes ahead of you"

  • @SCP--wc3wb
    @SCP--wc3wb 2 роки тому +1163

    “How much money did you waste on coffee?”
    “Yes.”

    • @th0bse_
      @th0bse_ 2 роки тому +13

      Well it's definitely not "wasted".

    • @alinaqirizvi1441
      @alinaqirizvi1441 2 роки тому +19

      Actually, it's a lot cheaper in the long term as long as you didn't spend like £1000 on a coffee machine, you only really need to spend the price of the coffee beans daily and an expensive bag of coffee might be like £20/kg and for just one shot of espresso that's about 8g, which means that you only end up spending £0.16 per coffee, whereas Starbucks charges like £1.50 per coffee, meaning that you would save £1.34 every day even drinking fancier coffee than you would get in a coffee shop, that's a ~83% price saving.

    • @arararagi-san
      @arararagi-san 2 роки тому +18

      Well, a lot of people spend their money on their hobby.

    • @msoli7
      @msoli7 2 роки тому

      @@alinaqirizvi1441 where I can get the temper

    • @VcentChips
      @VcentChips 2 роки тому +1

      @@alinaqirizvi1441 you forget the maintenance fees of the machine

  • @MaryLova
    @MaryLova Рік тому +3

    The way it just all popped out afterwards 😍 pure satisfaction

  • @Eveningkiss
    @Eveningkiss Рік тому +38

    Oo I need one of the portafilter stands. The OCD is nice though. I use a WDT but your set up is much more impressive.

  • @jasondeutschbein8102
    @jasondeutschbein8102 2 роки тому +7

    I literally want to see science that this actually does ANYTHING to the final product compared to conventional preparation.

    • @climbinn
      @climbinn 2 роки тому +3

      all those steps before the preparation are done to prevent channeling in the extraction…But since he has a bottomless filter you can see he still has it(i think at least). The idea is having the coffee going through this filter and with the first drop it should be coming right through the middle. I am a complete noob to coffee making but i also use a bottomless filter and have to say that my coffee collects faster to the middle than his. I think it makes a difference to just grinding it and tamping. But the way he does it just would would for me already take too long. I love the ritual of making a good coffee but as it looks like making coffee and how at the end is also subjective and he is obviously willing to do all those extra steps. But i have to admit its a cool setup he has there and for sure is a lot of fun to play around with🙂

    • @totallynotbrucewayne6215
      @totallynotbrucewayne6215 2 роки тому

      @@climbinn I work at a coffee shop and get paid to do this. My boss who's been doing this for a long long time informed me that these steps don't actually do anything to the flavor at all

    • @vanleigh6796
      @vanleigh6796 2 роки тому +2

      Preparing the espresso like that ensures it'll have a good crema layer to make art* with and it has a better mouth feel, if taste isn't your gauge. To me it usually tastes less bitter if not nuttier ("less burnt") when it's poured at the right pace with a "well packed bowl". Not too tight, but snug and consistent so you get the best, creamiest taste you can from each part of it individually. (Simultaneously, in this case of espresso machine.)
      *If what looks like an onion counts as latte art, I'm an expert. Otherwise, this is just how I understand it so far based on hobby experimenting.

  • @gabrielyates3922
    @gabrielyates3922 2 роки тому +159

    "Here's your gourmet artisan primo Italiano backflip coffee made with organic beans hand picked by a family of orangutans in the Brazilian mountains and roasted by a literal dragon"
    "sorry sir he left half an hour ago"

  • @justadexdpup
    @justadexdpup 11 місяців тому +1

    This guys best pickup line is "hi AAAAAAH" *Runs away scared*

  • @nafisagafarova72
    @nafisagafarova72 Рік тому +5

    Это восхитительно! Для идеального кофе нужны идеальные инструменты, хорошее настроение и "немного" времени 💪👍🤣🤣🤣

  • @badassmalificent
    @badassmalificent Рік тому +11

    I need all these pieces.

  • @batrigbaeman8591
    @batrigbaeman8591 Рік тому +19

    Imagine doing this and they immediately dump the coffee into a thermos 😂

  • @TheKuolin
    @TheKuolin 6 місяців тому +1

    Original Espresso Coffee Making!
    Awesome... ❤

  • @cezarcatalin1406
    @cezarcatalin1406 2 роки тому +15

    That piece of equipment called “OCD” 😂👏

    • @queenofrandom8853
      @queenofrandom8853 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly!! 😂 Ive been looking for this comment

    • @iliveforbasketball
      @iliveforbasketball 2 роки тому +2

      Omg same I was searching and I was like did know one notice that

  • @michaelalexander6864
    @michaelalexander6864 2 роки тому +208

    All I do is tamp and my coffee is perfect. But I truly understand the therapeutic routine of this. Its beautiful.

    • @laserquant
      @laserquant 2 роки тому +29

      This is a very polite way to rate this procedure. 👍

    • @ИванСтепаныч-я9д
      @ИванСтепаныч-я9д 2 роки тому +6

      в России есть такая поговорка, "Когда коту нечего делать, он себе яйца лижет."
      Google translate:
      in Russia there is a saying, "When a cat has nothing to do, he licks his balls."

    • @laserquant
      @laserquant 2 роки тому

      @@ИванСтепаныч-я9д 😆 In contrast to the top comment, yes, this sounds very Russian. 😆 Peace.

    • @fendysusanto876
      @fendysusanto876 2 роки тому

      @@ИванСтепаныч-я9д kurwa

    • @-welfin-
      @-welfin- 2 роки тому +2

      Yes, I truly believe this is just for show, and it is beautiful/therapeutic.
      Though definitely inefficient and slow.

  • @aaryamangupta
    @aaryamangupta 9 місяців тому +9

    Coffee looks like it was roasted in the stone ages

  • @ShyamalEcon
    @ShyamalEcon Рік тому +1

    Love the workflow and the puck pop at the end!

  • @MagisterVeritas
    @MagisterVeritas 2 роки тому +149

    Ah yes, the perfect cup of coffee, now let's get to work.
    Boss: you're fired. Can't show up to work in the evening, Joe

    • @mhordijk0871
      @mhordijk0871 2 роки тому +1

      Heheh. I see what you did there 🤭
      Cuppa Joe 🤣

  • @jonathandjing1065
    @jonathandjing1065 2 роки тому +155

    I don’t think in the end it’s even about the coffee but the experience of the process 😆

    • @stephencronin1080
      @stephencronin1080 2 роки тому +27

      Yeah tbh it's not my thing but neither is like a tea ceremony that they do in Japan
      Let people enjoy whatever bullshit they choose rather than getting bent out of shape over it

    • @joedirte8952
      @joedirte8952 2 роки тому +1

      I think it’s about the video lol

    • @videosbahja
      @videosbahja 2 роки тому +1

      Definitely, I enjoy the process of making a good 🍵 of coffee, however, he added couple of unnecessary steps.

    • @matsab7930
      @matsab7930 2 роки тому +1

      @@videosbahja coffee is easy to make, espresso is extremely challenging to do well. The problem is all the variables; I don’t have a routine this complex, but a few steps are certainly necessary if you want it tasting like anything other than a bitter mess.
      The essentials are a coffee grinder capable of grinding evenly to the fineness espresso requires, a decent distribution technique to make sure you compress the coffee evenly in the basket and good basket prep.

    • @dpoasc2
      @dpoasc2 2 роки тому +1

      Esse tipo de café, além de saboroso, é uma arte!

  • @fetusthegreat9797
    @fetusthegreat9797 2 роки тому +36

    In the words of a legend. "Forgive my ignorance but is all this necessary?"

    • @riemsesy
      @riemsesy 2 роки тому +2

      You don’t need a camera tondo this

    • @williambrown2135
      @williambrown2135 2 роки тому +1

      @@riemsesy you also don’t need the scale at the end lol

    • @pierrex3226
      @pierrex3226 2 роки тому +1

      Resounding no. The needle thingy avoids clumps and channeling, it's useful. The tamper too. The rest is OCD.

    • @albertosanchez2748
      @albertosanchez2748 2 роки тому

      No...

  • @GallyGadgets
    @GallyGadgets 6 місяців тому +1

    This too much , I like it !

  • @NoogahOogah
    @NoogahOogah 2 роки тому +15

    “How much unnecessary nonsense do you want in your coffee routine?”
    “Yes”

    • @joshuabrunstetter2661
      @joshuabrunstetter2661 2 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @unpersonableme1805
      @unpersonableme1805 2 роки тому

      All of it has a functional purpose and will have a small difference in the cup.
      Better, even extraction

    • @NoogahOogah
      @NoogahOogah 2 роки тому +1

      @@unpersonableme1805 you don’t need most of this froufrou for a great shot of espresso. James Hoffman is a world class barista and he uses maybe half of these tools, if even that.

    • @unpersonableme1805
      @unpersonableme1805 2 роки тому

      @@NoogahOogah each of these tools will improve the extraction consistency though

  • @n.gineer8102
    @n.gineer8102 2 роки тому +404

    Routine for the perpetually single man.

    • @MelancholicFools
      @MelancholicFools 2 роки тому +4

      Funny I’m married and I do this every morning and sometimes at night

    • @otto_jk
      @otto_jk 2 роки тому +5

      @@MelancholicFools you use two extra filters and two distribution tools on top of the tamp?

    • @jamesverone1244
      @jamesverone1244 2 роки тому +1

      @@otto_jk for real some that don't do shit

    • @FumetsuNoAnataE
      @FumetsuNoAnataE 2 роки тому +2

      In a home, it'd be a more common routine for the wealthy than the "single". Some of those tools alone cost +$200. Espresso Machines are the price of used cars.
      Could also be wealthy AND single...

    • @jamesverone1244
      @jamesverone1244 2 роки тому +1

      @@FumetsuNoAnataE still sad. Waste all that money to just make it more effort to make coffee. Spending lots of money should make the thing easier

  • @stacywalker4452
    @stacywalker4452 6 місяців тому +1

    Where do I buy each of these pieces?! 😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩

  • @IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE
    @IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE 2 роки тому +56

    "Changed my mind, can I have a tea instead"?

  • @Line-vw5io
    @Line-vw5io Рік тому +7

    Love this way off coffee making...
    Do you have a list somewhere with all the products that u used?
    🙏

    • @zakinster1
      @zakinster1 Рік тому

      This is truly ridiculous :
      - Saint Anthony Industries Shot Collar ($100)
      - Normcore / 58mm Needle style Distributor Tool ($80)
      - ONA Coffee Distributor OCD ($160)
      - The Force Tamper (dynamometric tamper) ($200)
      $540 worth of tool, just for filling a basket...

    • @Line-vw5io
      @Line-vw5io Рік тому

      @@zakinster1 😳😳 😉🤣🙏

  • @Mario-SunshineGalaxy64
    @Mario-SunshineGalaxy64 Рік тому +121

    Me drinking $5 instant coffee: Nice!

  • @3rd-Wave_Rebel
    @3rd-Wave_Rebel 3 місяці тому

    Watching this was actually therapeutic like ASMR! Very relaxing!

  • @kosherre6243
    @kosherre6243 2 роки тому +52

    "how much money did you waste to make that coffee?"
    "Not as much as you did to buy it"

  • @Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso
    @Bigb00bs_umchileanywaysso Рік тому +7

    Those needles look sharp af

  • @popsme11
    @popsme11 2 роки тому +8

    When your whole personality is you like coffee

    • @BeyondTheIslands
      @BeyondTheIslands 2 роки тому

      Not fair. I can totally see all of that stuff being sort of like a ritual to zone out to.

  • @Nick11625
    @Nick11625 6 місяців тому +1

    As an Italian I can assure you that this is cool but doesn’t make the coffee taste like it comes from heaven.
    I use a 1990 hi pressure manual espresso machine without anything special, just some good powder and a wooden press.

  • @hiddendeath2729
    @hiddendeath2729 2 роки тому +35

    People be making jokes at how long it takes
    But for me it's like a hobby
    It looks so beautiful and serene

    • @Jojojjojojojo
      @Jojojjojojojo 2 роки тому +10

      Get a zen garden then, don't have to play arround with the coffee grounds

    • @Chrizton
      @Chrizton 2 роки тому +3

      What’s the point of mixing when you’re just going to press it?

    • @kukukaka007
      @kukukaka007 2 роки тому +8

      @@Chrizton for even distribution

    • @javierernestodelgadosepulv9281
      @javierernestodelgadosepulv9281 2 роки тому +1

      @@Chrizton to avoid channeling.

    • @arararagi-san
      @arararagi-san 2 роки тому

      @@Jojojjojojojo People have different taste, maybe they don't want to play around with sand and tiny trees.

  • @nhprm
    @nhprm 2 роки тому +50

    “First aerate the grounds with these needles. Great, now completely reverse thst by packing it real hard with this stamp”

    • @unpersonableme1805
      @unpersonableme1805 2 роки тому +6

      Reduces channeling

    • @elcora7465
      @elcora7465 2 роки тому +19

      If you tamp unequally distributed coffee some parts will be squeezed harder together than others. While water always chooses the way with less resistance it creates channeling, meaning that a small amount of the coffee is over extracted while the others are underextracted resulting in a very bitter and very acidic shot.

    • @datb0013
      @datb0013 2 роки тому +2

      He’s not aerating it but sure

    • @twoeggcups
      @twoeggcups 2 роки тому +4

      @@elcora7465 “very” LOL

    • @IvarWastlund
      @IvarWastlund 2 роки тому

      That’s not what the needles are for

  • @lambertoazzi7883
    @lambertoazzi7883 2 роки тому +67

    So... you prepare it all at a borderline maniacal level... AND THEN FILL UP THE FRIKING CUP UNTIL THE EDGE??? Ma no cazzooooo! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AZEOforreal
      @AZEOforreal 2 роки тому +1

      68 g shot pulled. I guarantee it tasted awful.

    • @TheValentikkia1
      @TheValentikkia1 2 роки тому +1

      Il tocco di classe finale noi italiani ce lo mettiamo sempre 🤣🤣

    • @ZaresCk
      @ZaresCk Рік тому +1

      Your comment is THE BEST

    • @glebaz2979
      @glebaz2979 Рік тому

      Черти нерусские, неправильно буквы пишете! Вот и слова у вас получаются - нерусские!

  • @top_secret_deal910
    @top_secret_deal910 5 місяців тому

    nice shot mate keep up the good work

  • @jakukuja7736
    @jakukuja7736 2 роки тому +33

    This is that ridiculously extra coffee we all need at the end of the week

  • @nobodynobody3903
    @nobodynobody3903 9 місяців тому +6

    And he didn't even include the 10 min warm-up time for the machine😂

  • @benjleath9406
    @benjleath9406 2 роки тому +52

    That OCD object looked like an Aluminium weed Grinder !! 😂

    • @kevinliang9502
      @kevinliang9502 2 роки тому +2

      And I thought dabs were complicated

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 2 роки тому +1

      @@kevinliang9502 It's kind of like meditation if you're into this sort of thing.
      Back when I used to do heroin I used to go thru a similar step by step process to get it to make into powder, I snorted it.
      Get everything off the plastic by pressing it together and then tearing the plastic of fast, repeat, measure out the baking powder, mix it in a bit on a small plate, heat up the plate underneath with a lighter just enough to make it pliable, keep folding it together, repeat, scrape everything off the plate and spoon and put into a pile, repeat, add more powder if needed, mix until everything is mixed and broken up into a uniform powder... it was a process every time that even tho we were sick an hour ago somehow just making it up calms us down.
      At first it was a means to an end. After some time even knowing it was a pain, it was almost enjoyable.
      Whatever.

    • @kevinliang9502
      @kevinliang9502 2 роки тому

      @@dsandoval9396 I definitely agree but never tried heroin. It's a ritual. Vapes are great but it lacks the ritual. Same with making coffee

  • @shriyaraut3349
    @shriyaraut3349 Рік тому

    i have a question, do we really need to do this to make coffee? like does doing this change the flavour or texture or anything else?

  • @Visdemhvemduer
    @Visdemhvemduer 2 роки тому +11

    I’m in a hurry and I need 4 cups of hot coffee and you just got me fired.

    • @DaveJ188
      @DaveJ188 2 роки тому

      Yeah, this isn't how they do it in a cafe

  • @Lt_meancat
    @Lt_meancat 2 роки тому +98

    "Wow look at all this shit I gotta clean."

    • @haydanoc8779
      @haydanoc8779 2 роки тому +1

      Probably has a lil fancy brush and an air compressor on hand haha.
      I do like how the grounds went ‘thunk’ at the end though, that looked satisfyingly dry and easy to clean

  • @KonigGustavAdolph
    @KonigGustavAdolph 2 роки тому +155

    Them: "So what would you say your time is worth?"
    You: "No"

  • @nardsxc7010
    @nardsxc7010 Рік тому +1

    I watch one channel making a chai latte now i get like five more, i ain't complainin', this stuff satisfying as hell

  • @ellejaysmith6623
    @ellejaysmith6623 2 роки тому +12

    Meanwhile everyone’s nodding off just waiting for their morning coffee. ☕️

  • @matthougas928
    @matthougas928 Рік тому +29

    This whole process is still quicker than brewing a pot of drip coffee, he’s also slowing down to show us tools and processes

    • @TheElectrikCow
      @TheElectrikCow 10 місяців тому

      It's quicker yes, but way more involved.

    • @Chris_Underground
      @Chris_Underground 10 місяців тому +1

      My plain-old coffee machine would disagree on that. And I don't mean to brag, but people tell me it's a great cup of coffee.

    • @alepouG
      @alepouG 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Chris_UndergroundI like old fashioned machine coffee but nothing beats the buzz and taste of espresso. It hits you almost like cocaine lol!

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 5 місяців тому

      @@TheElectrikCowhey its like manual transmissions. just different peoples tastes yk

    • @steventan7420
      @steventan7420 Місяць тому

      Bro, why do espresso called that way. 😅

  • @ryugujiken6936
    @ryugujiken6936 2 роки тому +193

    I love coffee but this is just insane 😂

    • @malikes4591
      @malikes4591 2 роки тому +6

      this is how the coffee you love so much is made u doofus

    • @chrisjollie7240
      @chrisjollie7240 2 роки тому +41

      @@malikes4591 the 3 different distributors were a bit OTT. The title of the video even says "ridiculous"

    • @dubbzz2349
      @dubbzz2349 2 роки тому +18

      @@malikes4591 lol no.

    • @kizza8585
      @kizza8585 2 роки тому +17

      Absolutely nobody:
      Nobody ever:
      Whoever @@malikes4591 barista is:

    • @suspendacoun2854
      @suspendacoun2854 2 роки тому +1

      This is just useless

  • @lizard8374
    @lizard8374 11 місяців тому

    I ask humbly, Won’t the paper filter absorb the oils and affect viscosity of the coffee??? Thx for a reply

  • @olivergrams5212
    @olivergrams5212 2 роки тому +14

    When you want coffee and an entire load of dishes in one go

  • @IzziedeD
    @IzziedeD Рік тому +33

    them: how complicated would you like this to be?
    me: yes!

  • @riccardosuarez1115
    @riccardosuarez1115 2 роки тому +15

    “Hi a coffe please”
    12 years later

  • @kevindashid
    @kevindashid 9 місяців тому +1

    Barista: hi, how would you like your coffee?
    This guy: difficult

  • @brekinridgepuffington
    @brekinridgepuffington Рік тому +24

    that ocd on the press said it all

  • @Lepkatime
    @Lepkatime Рік тому +8

    Я уже не хочу кофе😅 спасибо, слишком долго

  • @SphereFps
    @SphereFps 2 роки тому +31

    "How much distribution tool do you need?"
    "Yes"

  • @hallyhop
    @hallyhop 3 місяці тому

    That knock at the end was satisfying 🤣 I actually said “beautiful” and laughed out loud.

  • @goldoshaino
    @goldoshaino 2 роки тому +5

    People that don't understand espresso: "ThIs TaKeS 5 yEaRs!!!!"
    It's literally called "Express", it takes a minute to get ready in any Italian place that makes coffee. It's faster to make this at home than to use a normal moka, it even taste better (but it's expensive).

  • @AnUtterSimpleton
    @AnUtterSimpleton Рік тому +17

    Sir, I need to get back to work.

  • @mcgaggie1442
    @mcgaggie1442 5 місяців тому

    This looks fantastic.

  • @motosuwahideki1
    @motosuwahideki1 2 роки тому +30

    With how long this took to make me and Joey Diaz could have gotten all the gas station or d&d Brazilian blend we wanted

    • @scotthackney4747
      @scotthackney4747 2 роки тому

      That shit's liquid meth

    • @TuTuChief
      @TuTuChief 2 роки тому

      That 711 Brazilian Bold will keep you up longer than the time it takes to make this coffee, that's what isis drinks!

    • @mordi577
      @mordi577 2 роки тому

      That liquid meth💀

  • @lui2292
    @lui2292 2 роки тому +5

    Ocd stands for obsessive-compulsive disorder?

  • @cartuchonovo2470
    @cartuchonovo2470 2 роки тому +7

    Me, 3Am, calmly waiting for my coffee while trying to stay alive one more hour to finish the project

  • @icebearsuga
    @icebearsuga Рік тому

    50g shot? Which basket are you using? And how many g did you use? ☺️

  • @Big74Mike2012
    @Big74Mike2012 2 роки тому +81

    By the time your done, it's time to go to bed for the night! ☕ -🌛💤

    • @juntingiee2602
      @juntingiee2602 Рік тому

      by the time you do it right, people would say goodnight

  • @qwunatai6983
    @qwunatai6983 Рік тому +20

    When you have to explain to your boss why you were 8 hrs late to work because you were making coffee and show them this video 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

  • @anorangewithacapybaraunder2370

    "All that for a -drop of blood- sip of coffee"
    ~Disappointed Thanos

  • @bibekkumarpanda4388
    @bibekkumarpanda4388 Рік тому

    Can the powder be used more than once in making coffee.. ☕

  • @ILikeADoDaChaCha7
    @ILikeADoDaChaCha7 2 роки тому +10

    Tada! And after only 20 minutes, you end up with an espresso that tastes just like one you could make in 30 seconds!!

    • @th0bse_
      @th0bse_ 2 роки тому

      I bet it doesn't taste the same tho

  • @OreoMcFluffy
    @OreoMcFluffy 2 роки тому +45

    “Tell me you’re a perfectionist without telling me you’re a perfectionist”

    • @fitzgeraldl.910
      @fitzgeraldl.910 2 роки тому

      It's not even about perfection at that point...

  • @Lhawk2107
    @Lhawk2107 2 роки тому +14

    If one really enjoys coffee you know this is needed ! Just look at that color of it coming out 🤤

  • @DecemberOreos
    @DecemberOreos 3 місяці тому

    As a person who just bought an espresso machine this video just reminded me not to make it this complicated. Thank you 🙂

  • @ShibaWalker_18508
    @ShibaWalker_18508 2 роки тому +5

    Me watch this video:
    **Nespresso machine pressed**

  • @k3mikal
    @k3mikal 2 роки тому +12

    "bro I can taste the difference."

  • @ajb229
    @ajb229 6 місяців тому +1

    Good tamping of the puck

  • @IgorProtap
    @IgorProtap Рік тому +53

    -Пожалуйста, ещё одну кружечку кофе😁
    -Опять 🤬

  • @crummbumm7834
    @crummbumm7834 2 роки тому +9

    The one labeled OCD describes this madness to a tea

    • @orukarm
      @orukarm 2 роки тому

      Tee

    • @Redrum___
      @Redrum___ 2 роки тому

      What's the opposite of a pun? What do you call a pun go bad? How does one refer to the opposite of a pun gone bad¿

  • @m._frf
    @m._frf Рік тому

    Because it seems to me that it mixes two different types of preparation?
    I understand that for the espresso machine the filter should not be wet but it can be preheated for better coffee extraction
    But neither the metal filter nor the paper filter should be wet in this case as it affects the extraction and uniformity with which it will be extracted.