We Spent $30,000 On Custom Etsy Products
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- Опубліковано 22 кві 2022
- Today we spent $30,000 on custom Etsy products and this is what we got!
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Bring back Pink Guy
Where's joji?
If you don't pull joji in I'll blow my back out with a canon, a hard canon.
I bought your “funny little fella” blue clothing and the stitching on the tag looked like it was done by an inexperienced child. Coolshirtz needs to fix their subpar manufacturing of their products because id rather buy Teddy Fresh and get higher quality products
@@penpeen2185 bring back your father
Spent 30k on all this, can't show half it on UA-cam and destroy most of it immediately, brilliant
Shut up, get a life bozo 🤦 yb better 🤣🤣
It’s really convincing me to get their patreon though lmao
petscop 2
Give these guys more money
this is the way
Some heroes wear capes… mine wear $400 iced out Stewie Griffin chains
petscop 2
@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 petscop 3
we don’t choose our hero’s; wait yes hell we do and I wanna go out dripped with some chapelle type shit.
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@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 his a furry
idk all i read from this was "Ghost Cum"
Seeing Chad getting legitimately excited over the Frostmourne and devasted by Max destroying it was actually heartbreaking
*entertaining
It was destroyed from the beginning.
It was hilarious seeing a literal foam sword break it tho
Hilarious*
They’re drunk, they’ll buy another one.
SOMEBODY TELL MAX TO STOP BREAKING STUFF THATS COOL
@@josephlash9136 that big ass sword is something I’d have forever even if I don’t play wow or whatever the fuck it’s from lol shit was dope looking
@@RyanTheSenpai You can get an official one made out of steel and not some 3d printed garbage from blizzard's store for like 1.5k or something if you're feeling insane.
It’s quite obnoxious isn’t it
Honestly it’s really annoying
@@josephlash9136 YES
For every Markiplier meme they make, he just moves further and further away from appearing on the podcast.
Well, it couldn't be timed better. He's back in the hospital for the exact same reason
He can't drink alcohol anyway, this is the only way they'll have him on the channel
By leaps each time.
Good
We don't need Markiplier on the show.
Only the memes.
Max stops chad from spending money but then just destroys everything 4 months later lmao
I know these mfs have money and are dumb asf but they got next to nothing for 30k… it’s crazy they could have made the same exact video for 5k and it would have been the same thing
Obviously Max is preventing Chad from spending because Max KNOWS that everything will be destroyed.... its kind of like a drug addict only buying a certain amount of crack in a vain attempt to throttle the intake.
Just like me
It’s for the vid
happens when you give and overgrowm alcoholic child too much money
I actually felt kinda bad for Chad when Max broke the FrostMourne. You could see he was excited.
Get this man a legitimate steel FrostMourne replica
you can get decent ones for around 500 lol they got ripped
Chad has a Horde tattoo, dude loves everything about Wow, :D
I think he got one, cause he posted a pic dying from covid yesterday and he was holding it in his grave 😥
14:14 The moment Max broke it, you can see Chad's face. He died on the inside.
Lol Pawn Stars.
that mark in the hospital bed painting was very well done props to that seller
Impeccable timing on the Markiplier hospital one since he's currently hospitalized right now o_O
damn. kinda dark isn't it?
Again ? Damn 😔
Arent you that guy that swore on stream once
😂😂
its not a puppet is a vodoo doll
The difference of quality between those who actually care about their business / products and the majority of the trash people crap out is unreal. Yet the prices don’t seem to correlate at all lmao. Max definitely owes chad a solid metal frostmourne.
With a full tang and carbon steel boii
And "cold ones" engraved on the hilt
chad deserves the frostmourne
Lol I thought the same thing, I have a 20lb frostmourne that's full metal. Wanted to ship him it but that's a pretty penny lmao
@@KSGnG ngl ive got that one too and its pretty great, and it was cheaper then that 3d printed one XD
I don’t know what max was expecting, hitting a steel blade with a diamond sword
i deadass felt so bad for chad when his sword broke😭he was so excited for it lmao
The part with the puppets is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
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Chad and Max dressed like Mario and Luigi is the closest thing we will ever get to super trash bros 2.
Man that just hit me with nostalgia
3
Technically it's super trash bros 3, since super trash bros 2 was filmed but not fully edited and released yet.
@@eymanyouwell yet?
@@NotFlappy12 yes.
It’s saying a lot when Chad looks like the cool, calm, collected one.
This says a lot about society
@@randomblock1_ and yet, we live in one
Lmao what does it say? that Max was drunker than Chad for once??
@@biggrocc19 haha yup, about that and nothing more really
14:52 I think a lot of people got the wrong idea about that 3D printed frostmourne. It is resin printed at a very high resolution, lord knows 3D printing it must have taken DAYS. But of course, it is a display prop and a metal/foam one would have suited Chad better considering he wants to manhandle it. 3D printing is great, but this was a poor fit.
3D printing fell off
@@marvelousball it’s actually fucking awesome, just so many people print stupid shit off them. I had a buddy make a whole custom airsoft gun with 3d print (minus most internals.) I remember it looked like the Flatline from Titanfall
@@chrishenderling9556 damn that’s my favorite weapon in that game
@@sadflix8754 well it’s like the AK of the titanfall universe
Hand made will always be better
Sometimes i wish max would just open the things instead of breaking them all.
Fr it’s such a waste and it isn’t even funny,child humor
@@marzxrover1595 why are u watching
@@marzxrover1595 female shit take
@@littlea420 bc I want to,why you wanna start beef on the internet?bc you want to🤷🏼♀️ the things said are very valid things just because you have child humor don’t mean we are wrong for not.
Agreed
The Puppets actully looked pretty fucking good, here's hoping they use them in future vids or whatever.
13:45 I have never seen chad so sad and disappointed, he legit sounded like a broken man. Seeing Chad acutally sad made me cry
same. I was about to throw hands with my monitor
Are you serious? It’s a plastic world of Warcraft sword.
@@averylennon8454 you're a plastic wow sword
I punched a wall in anger, that's fosho
Seeing Max bully Chad after that hurt my soul
14:35 "Chad will remember this"
The fact that they both call for Scott when one of them gets too naughty is hilarious.
Like two brothers calling for dad
It makes me happy knowing max still makes chef jokes after 7 years
Where in the vid?
Chef
@@tezmard3003 right in the beginning with the puppets. Max says "my name cHEF"
Hell yeah WAIT SEVEN YEARS
GUYS BE LIKE
I love that Max carries out every single intrusive thought he has
LMFAO FR
No he doesn't, he wouldn't be alive if he did
@@SylasTheGreat You haven't watched all his content, then.
Man I loved where they broke the glass before they knew what it was and blamed it on the aussie post 8:01 pure content
@@SylasTheGreat 🤓
This show is just max breaking everything and chad being disappointed
14:21 sibling energy
I really don't know how this channel racks up this much money in general, despite being able to invest this much in one episode. Who knew that well-edited chaotic comedic drinking could result in such a profession and hefty cash flow...
They have patreon, sponsorships, ad revenue, and merch. Not to mention Max has MMP.
Because they can write it all off in taxes as it's a company expense
They get 75,000 per month on patreon
@@crayfishguy6853 holy fucking shit i thought u were exaggerating
74768 USD on patreon, and maybe ad revenue and sponsor ontop of it
I would trust them with my money
ok
First
Yeah they know a good a investor
meanwhile me who doesnt have money '-'
I think max would be a great product tester, especially for glass
Should do the taste test too
I kinda feel bad for Chad, he seemed like he really wanted that sword
I honestly felt really bad for Chad when Max snapped his sword.
Me too he looked so sad oh my gor
Yeah dude Warcraft III was a legendary game
I bet he didn't expect a foam sword to break it, really poor quality for 1200 dollars :(
Lol I saw his insta story recently he bought another one 😂
Lois sounds a lot more like Marge than i remember
Hi Dolan
@@fathersnuts hi dad's nuts
Hello Dolan
12 hours into Dolans comment with only 29 likes, what are my eyes seeing :ooooo
@@DolanDarker hello dolan I have your family
I actually feel insanely bad for chad, the sword was really cool and you could tell he liked it
Ok but Max breaking Chad's sword and not taking him seriously when Chad was genuinely bothered by it is how I would occasionally mess with my younger sibling 😭
14:14 this is the moment chad became the joker
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all it took was one bad day 😔
@@tinmanakapetscop2guy85 yardy know.
legit felt bad for him
Chads villian arc
Rest in peace Gilbert Gottfried, you will forever be missed by Cold Ones
fact
what the fuck, didn't even realize he had died. Sucks, he was a legend.
rip
07
RIP cumlord
Am I the only one that hates when max destroys a damn item before being able to see it
16:50 King Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach III ends poverty in his local village (1510 - colorized)
Chad is like the older brother who lets Max, his younger brother, play with his toys bc he has to but Max just destroys all of them and gets away with it.
only in this one is that fully true, maybe the last year or so he's become more and more like that, but their whole dynamic was the opposite from the start up until recently
Just wait another 6 months and Chad will be destructive again. It just depends on how they feel each episode I believe
14:10 - 14:30 reminds me of my little nephews. They're 5 and 7. x)
my day is automatically better when Cold Ones uploads
Absolutely. I've been looking forward to this
especially when they use thousands of dollars to buy the most unexpectedly ungodly creations
at first i read your dad is better
very true.
Same
It makes me stop laughing when max breaks things
Yeeaahh
It makes me laugh harder
@@beccabarker3974 Neat😐
@@dallasfreeman3417 i cant even put into words the absolute joy and euphoria that washes over my body when max fucking obliterates the packages before even opening them
@@kyur4the1tch cool😐
If they ever get Markiplier on Cold Ones they need to bring out all the Markipler items they have ever made of him and have it on the table during the whole interview
I want the moist puppet
To add one more to the moist lookalike cult?
yeah we all do, pal. I already called dibs on a moist puppet like 8 months ago tho so ur SOL sry
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I want to be* that moist alien
moistiplier*
The look on Chads face when Max broke the sword. Holy shit.
hurt my soul a bit
hahaha hes just a oldschool wow fan all of us would of loved that sword lol
20:52 when whey both say peter i started losing my shit
I feel bad for all the handmade stuff just getting destroyed :,)
who cares its there money
Starving kids in Africa could've eaten that replica sword
i didnt even laugh when max broke chad's sword. i just feel so bad
Same here.. poor Chad:(
Yeah ngl that hit hard. Chad's face when it broke :(
Hell even if it is just 3d printed. Thankfully a bit of superglue can fix it, but still
Im convinced that this channel operates at an extreme money deficit, im doubtful even the shirts/merch you sell makes up for stuff like this, you guys are insane
Patreon . Apparently they earn about 70k a month from there
70k from patreon alone + shirt sales + sponsorships + ad revenue. They make mad money from this.
Look they liked the comment
@@Goganzuela ive been trying to access the akashic records do you have any tips please? Ive tried dmt, meditation and various other methods so far
Cool Shirtz doesnt make money because they never have stock. It is a just a front for money laundering
Petition to have chad get a legit FrostMourne sword 😤
21:26 is the closest we'll ever get to that unreleased Super Trash Bros video
My heart broke when Chad got his nerd-creaming constantly blueballed for a crusty Frostmourne
Eeppinen käyttäjänimi :DDD
Thank goodness the boys are back, I was worried their livers were going to recover.
LMAOO
Lol
Weren’t?*
@@brendanjoyce645 Nah man, I think he got it right
14:05 Villain origin story
I have never seen so much love and adoration in Chad's eyes as he carefully unwrapped that sword, he deserves a real sword >:)
Just imagine you're an etsy seller and you suddenly have a huge order from AUS. You can't believe your eyes, only to log into your account and realise what you have been asked to do by these 2 numb nuts lol.
And then you see this video and realize that it really was them, Chad a little excited abput what you made and max just... "hmm... glass fragile?"
@@D3__ After that my heart was in my mouth every time a painting was unwrapped, expecting one of them to punch right through it.
I'd be so excited if I got commed by these two for some ridiculous shit, it's like the most fun when somebody asks for something stupid and doesn't take it too seriously
"oh my god, my work will be best known as some gay porn figurine on UA-cam from some crazy Aussie duo"
For the price they paid for that Frostmourne they actually could have paid for a fully functioning high quality sword. Dno if Australia would have let it in though.
swords are usually safe to import
Over here in europe is a nerd shop chain, that also sells full metal replika swords. i think i saw Frostmourne for like 500. If that one really was printed, then it should not have cost more than 200
7:10 Scott chose violence right there
Also max screaming after tripping in the Luigi costume slays me
The people who made all these things watching this: 😧
Really great timing on the markiplier painting, since Marks in the hospital right now 😂
Edit: I FORGOR THAT EDITING IT TAKES AWAY THE CREATOR LIKE but thanks for the like cold ones please like my post again or else you fell off
Was 100% gonna comment this 😂
It’s an omen
Don't worry, he farted
They should send the portrait to his hospital room
Cringe as fuck
14:12 Max breaking the sword, that chad gave this crazy intro for, with a foam diamond sword was the funniest thing in this video.
Chad sounds like a kid when you take his toys
i couldn’t stop laughing lmfaoooo
@@fatcat2861 I kinda get it tho, over 1 thousand bucks and its broken within the first minute and a half, to a fuckin minecraft diamond sword of all things lol
That and frostmourne is cool as shit, you'd wanna fuck around with it atleast 5 minutes b4 it breaks lol
As an avid WoW player I felt Chad's pain, even more so when he realised it was 3D printed crap that cost $1200 😭😭
@@GrimFelArt I mean 3D printed props still need some work done like painting and smoothing but $1200 definitely seems overpriced
God, working as the cleaning crew for these guys must be near suicide inducing. Also, Max sounds like Matt Watson sometimes. 18:55 for example
SMG4 and Mario: H E L L N A W H E L L N A W
😂
This episode was absolutely marvelous. I had trouble breathing at some parts. on another note, I hope you guys do a video where you commission artists to draw whatever you guys come up with.
As an artist I accept that challenge
That's a very solid idea!
They've already done this, but I'd love to see it agaun
They did this already? U know this dude I feel like ur an artist praying for a job from them so ur pushing the art commission video idea again to be in it if ur insanely lucky. Also actually legit insane if I’m correct. Probably u just didn’t know they alert did it in reality tho.
@@iHappyVideo you had to have been high writing this comment, what the fuck is the self reflection in the middle along with a prediction at the end
Max really cares about money than proceeds to destroy everything wtf lol.
when u get money you don't deserve to spend
15:37 you guys could gift this to twomad
Not anymore
Max and Chad's financial decisions never cease to amaze me
Im sure they have burned couple m’s by now on stupid shit, but im sure they have made atleast 20m’s from all of that. Pretty good if you ask me 😁
I think Etsy gives them 30k to spend
The timing of this video, and Mark actually being back in the hospital currently is unreal 😵💫.
Ikr its actually hilarious
Quandarious dingle Dale back at it again
@@weelee4352 black people always be having names like le4che
14:23 Chad releasing emotions he's pent up for 11 years lol
Slowly over time they switched roles, but the Markiplier jokes never change and are always epic
Max deserved the last part for breaking half the items lol
Karma.
That ending was Max’s karma for breaking Chads sword 💀💀
Max's scream at 21:39 was absolutely karma kicking in
17:04 Lmao, money can buy happiness. How nice of her
7:37
Mario: 🎵 HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL NAAAAAAWWWWWWWW, HELL NAWWWWWWW. 🎵
Ah yes the SMG4 MEME😊
14:30 chads gonna tell scott not to come to work tommorow
BEST $30,000 ever spent WTF.
bruh only 9 likes
Girl u gotta get urself a bathwater checkmark wtf
tf Belle is here
why has no one seen this comment 💀💀
@@kyl3young that’s what I’m sayin like wtf💀
I think you guys are my favorite channel on UA-cam. The energy, the production, the editing, the sheer chaotic energy. Just perfect.
They are spending my yearly paycheck in one video lol
Btw I love this channel
Same. Isn't life funny?
The fact that you basically gave money to ppl to shitpost for you makes this episode 10x as funny
Max destroying everything was actually quite frustrating to watch this time. :D otherwise good one as always!
I’m glad I’m not the only one lol
Yeah I thought the same, got annoying pretty quickly
It just annoyed me too, especially when he destroyed stuff in the box at the beginning without even knowing what it was
Yes, it's also a bit sad
I love max but wtf dude I hate people just wasting stuff
Max just breaks everything chad likes, he's a monster.
Your channel is one of the last bastions of YT content that is well-made, good-natured, and yet incredibly edgy and absurd. You are content heroes of our time.
15:28 has to be the most outrageous thing ive ever seen max do and i watched him eat hair cake
You guys should have got a sculpture of Gilbert Gottfried to put up in the office.
They made the orders 4 months ago so they didn't know he would die at the time.
@@JarJarBricks01 True true. You right. But it's still a good suggestion. 🤷♂️
@@AyeImStressed definitely! also, love the profile pic 😊
@@LeonSKennedysHoe |-/
Absolutely lovely. Thank you so much for existing and doing this.
Max on his destructive gremlin shit in this one 😂
God damn i felt Chads pain right there with the Frostmourne!... Max just doesnt understand :(
Right? ;-;
Yeah I was actually mad at Max :D
i mean it was brokey anyway, and he makes enough to actually afford a high quality one
@@geforcegtx10606gb I feel like with 1200$ that sword should not have come broken
@@isaiahd9947 yeah, that really was some 3D printed garbage
This has got to be one of the funniest cold ones episodes in a while this one was great
it's one of the only episodes in a while lmao
Max owes chad a solid metal frostmourne
I think this is one of the rare times Max actually pissed me off. I feel bad for Chad. Man didn’t deserve that.
Yeh he kinda annoyed me when he threw that princess peach thing it was actually kinda cool and probably expensive
I started crying laughing when Max went crazy on the alien😂
I think them getting a painting of Mark in the hospital caused a spell that sent him back
The Lois and Gordon exchange was everything I needed in life
14:11 chad was going to kill max
Never thought I'd see two grown men play with puppets make me laugh so much
Chad getting genuinely pissed about the sword was killing me
I'm going through a breakup from a 7 year relationship. I've never cried so hard and then laugh 5 mins later because of this video. Thank you guys ♥️
21:39 bro max’s scream KILLS me every time
When Max spends a shit ton of money on something, just to obliterate it before even knowing what it was, that's when I worry lol
14:40 when good men turn cruel
this is genuinely one of the best videos the boys have done, always appreciate the amount of work that goes in to this.