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  • @coldones
    @coldones  2 роки тому +630

    OUR NEW WAIFU CUPS ARE ONLINE NOW FOR LIMITED PRE-ORDER! 👉🏻👉🏻 bit.ly/coldoneswaifu
    LIKE WHAT WE'RE WEARING? ALSO Get 10% OFF OUR CLOTHES with code "COLDONES" 👉🏻 bit.ly/coolshirtzz

  • @Amarmister93
    @Amarmister93 2 роки тому +7747

    Love how excited chad was about the red coat when he bought it and completely forgot when it came and gave it to max 😂

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 2 роки тому +174

      Top 10 anime betrayals

    • @tomiblums
      @tomiblums 2 роки тому +45

      Came to the comments to search this comment lmao

    • @JuddPlays
      @JuddPlays 2 роки тому +7

      wait i missed this does anyone have a timestamp

    • @Sungam_p
      @Sungam_p 2 роки тому +22

      @@JuddPlays 8:27 Dr.Fat

    • @vibezone1426
      @vibezone1426 2 роки тому +52

      Lmfaoo bro they’re alcoholics they do this with everything they buy 😭

  • @TheFishRizzler
    @TheFishRizzler 2 роки тому +2853

    Watching Chad and Max 10 years ago and seeing their content today is actually crazy. Australian powerhouses with genuine humor. Glad they’re stilll around

    • @Thejango999
      @Thejango999 2 роки тому +19

      I always watch maxs cray gambling one

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 2 роки тому +39

      i didn't even realize its been that long man. fuck.

    • @connorissexy4209
      @connorissexy4209 2 роки тому +25

      autralian powerhouses im 11 years old mom let me post 1 youtube comment today

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 2 роки тому

      ahh yes, HOOMOR...

    • @gamesux420
      @gamesux420 2 роки тому +5

      Chads a true blue australian hero

  • @amunra8168
    @amunra8168 2 роки тому +4648

    I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling.

    • @stephenelder3162
      @stephenelder3162 2 роки тому +58

      Fr the editing is the best part

    • @craigape
      @craigape 2 роки тому +39

      Truly a master class for editing, and for more reasons than just the visual gags added in post.

    • @CackleTV
      @CackleTV 2 роки тому +13

      Wtf is cackling, never heard of such a word

    • @1337-i3v
      @1337-i3v 2 роки тому +19

      @@CackleTV that's funny. All I have to say...

    • @ExtremelyGay
      @ExtremelyGay 2 роки тому +4

      @@CackleTV I uh, nice name

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 роки тому +1604

    That acting in the ad was actually incredible

  • @trala8911
    @trala8911 Рік тому +204

    I liked the part where they bent each other over the desk and made one another cry out in pleasure. It was the perfect thing to watch on public transport, or in a work environment.

  • @Brodyb1103
    @Brodyb1103 2 роки тому +963

    Seeing them look like they are having genuine fun with the game at the end made me so happy

    • @sarahdo7308
      @sarahdo7308 2 роки тому +17

      that was my favorite part!

    • @timisontube
      @timisontube Рік тому +11

      Just the lads playin a bit of footy, get out there and jog around

  • @sleepwalking4301
    @sleepwalking4301 2 роки тому +568

    chad making the same “what happened to the first one” joke months later on the fuzz gun 2.0 is so good 😂

  • @tylerbrantner4026
    @tylerbrantner4026 2 роки тому +1554

    Chad’s acting in the ad was actually incredible😂

    • @guts5135
      @guts5135 2 роки тому +19

      hes been around a long time on youtube on filthy frank and idubbbz vids hes done a lot of skits

    • @nedflanders6502
      @nedflanders6502 2 роки тому +53

      Ya I knew ones he said I'm not hungry I knew he was acting

    • @DLF_24
      @DLF_24 2 роки тому

      @@nedflanders6502 lol

    • @DRIFT_CORE
      @DRIFT_CORE 2 роки тому +3

      @@nedflanders6502 what acting ?

    • @stevenfraielli9869
      @stevenfraielli9869 2 роки тому +7

      He wasn't acting that was his fantasy that he managed to work into the video

  • @jayhon3116
    @jayhon3116 Рік тому +558

    Max breaking Chad's glasses has me laughing until I cry everytime I rewatch this holy shit

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt Рік тому +37

      my jaw literally dropped. he just snaps the 500$ raybans like nothing lmao. i always expect him to break everything but those were actually cool.

  • @greengoblinhunter
    @greengoblinhunter Рік тому +274

    max breaking those glasses is the funniest shit ever, you can't put anything in his hands for two seconds without him breaking it

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 5 місяців тому +10

      I would legit lose my mind around this man. It's funny in a vid but would be fucking annoying as fuck in real life.

  • @joeyschalip3854
    @joeyschalip3854 2 роки тому +5378

    Ah yes, my favorite type of cold ones video. Max and chad buy random garbage so they can write it all off as business expenses
    Edit: Chad mentioned tax write offs in a newer video, we made it fellas

    • @Skornish
      @Skornish 2 роки тому +222

      And then break half of it in the process.

    • @TheGenevieveRose
      @TheGenevieveRose 2 роки тому +163

      @@Skornish I cringe when they break the expensive stuff ngl

    • @idunno2379
      @idunno2379 2 роки тому +30

      @@TheGenevieveRose they make so much off patreon it doesn’t hurt

    • @maimonguy123
      @maimonguy123 2 роки тому +149

      @@idunno2379 damn you're right, fuckers make 100k a month lmao, good for them tbh, glad they're using it to give us great dumb fun content

    • @Ndkksooejn
      @Ndkksooejn 2 роки тому +64

      Aus tax isn't like the US where you can write it off all like that mate. At most you can claim 30-60% of the value per item depending on it's use and if it directly contributed to you earning more. If you see them breaking shit, they're absolutely wasting money, for our entertainment lol.

  • @JAM95041
    @JAM95041 2 роки тому +1491

    Seeing lads run for about 30 seconds and being absolutely exhausted is the funniest shit to me

  • @thestarfishy
    @thestarfishy 2 роки тому +822

    To everyone on the Cold Ones team,
    THANK YOU. You guys never fail to make me laugh. Uploads make my day. I will support your drunken madness on Patreon forever.

  • @Ggscuffd
    @Ggscuffd Місяць тому +4

    23:01 even one year later. And after watching this episode multiple times over the course of the year. This part never gets old. The complete despair in chads voice is unrivaled. Maxs ability to destroy everything without guilt is insane

  • @zachk.530
    @zachk.530 Рік тому +60

    Most electric toothbrushes will "stall" every 30 seconds to prompt you to move on to the next quadrant of your teeth so that you get even coverage and don't over-brush, you're supposed to brush for 2 minutes

    • @hena420
      @hena420 Рік тому +2

      I can tell ur either an assistant or hygienist by this comment😂

    • @XxHolySpawnxX
      @XxHolySpawnxX Рік тому +2

      Is that why they do it?! I thought something was wrong with mine lol. So are you supposed to keep it on that area until it stalls then move it around?

    • @zachk.530
      @zachk.530 Рік тому +4

      @@XxHolySpawnxX Yeah, just to give you an idea of how much you should be brushing because if you brush too hard/too much it can lead to gum disease, I do the sides of my teeth for the 2 minutes then after it's given me the cue 4 times I finish up by focusing on the surface of my molars and any spots I feel like I missed, then if I feel like it I floss

    • @XxHolySpawnxX
      @XxHolySpawnxX Рік тому

      @@zachk.530 That's awesome! I really appreciate the tips. Could you recommend a really good toothpaste that actually helps and makes your teeth white?

  • @andreilindstrom5770
    @andreilindstrom5770 2 роки тому +1206

    Cold Ones is just easily the best content on youtube nowadays, it never misses. Funniest shit ever

    • @Dumbmelee
      @Dumbmelee 2 роки тому +64

      Only thing funnier is this guy who turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I ever saw.

    • @38pulse
      @38pulse 2 роки тому +18

      @@Dumbmelee ur talking about that pickle rick fella

    • @nemonym711
      @nemonym711 2 роки тому

      100% TRUE!

    • @Kyle-be8fb
      @Kyle-be8fb 2 роки тому +6

      These and “I did a thing”

    • @ginj8134
      @ginj8134 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dumbmelee HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE!

  • @SirTrappy
    @SirTrappy 2 роки тому +249

    cold ones never fails to have some of the best editing and comedy on youtube.

    • @H2KGaming100
      @H2KGaming100 2 роки тому +1

      That's crazy I was just thinking about how good the editing is especially for such a long video

  • @grimreaper9350
    @grimreaper9350 2 роки тому +288

    I feel like Max and Chad are the human embodients of alcoholic Spongebob and Patrick.

  • @DionWasHere
    @DionWasHere 2 роки тому +38

    Darcy's acting as the chair builder was simply outstanding

  • @kermitlegamer5126
    @kermitlegamer5126 2 роки тому +1510

    I’ve seen a lot of sickening shit on this channel, and Chads acting whilst making out with the Waifu cup was definitely the hardest thing I’ve ever had to watch 😂

    • @scribojello3778
      @scribojello3778 2 роки тому +2

      speak for yourself, now I'm aroused and thirsty

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 2 роки тому +36

      It had me wincing man

    • @Slayr.
      @Slayr. 2 роки тому +15

      Nah he was eating out the bottle.

    • @mitchellclendening7682
      @mitchellclendening7682 Рік тому +9

      I coughed out part of my sandwich when that started jiminy jizzmas

    • @brainblast02
      @brainblast02 Рік тому +6

      dude it was fucking awesome

  • @smallgoron3132
    @smallgoron3132 2 роки тому +236

    Thanks Matt and Chag for the new Cold Ones video!

    • @noosehangingtight
      @noosehangingtight 2 роки тому +5

      Idky I’m at work on break and this has me cackling my ass off thank you

    • @blue5slow
      @blue5slow 2 роки тому +6

      This gave me an aneurism figuring out what was wrong with the names

    • @joeyischef
      @joeyischef 2 роки тому +6

      Matt Watson from supermega

    • @scorpions7153
      @scorpions7153 2 роки тому

      @@joeyischef Hahahah

  • @Giovanni6501
    @Giovanni6501 2 роки тому +274

    There's nothing better than sitting down at your computer with food, looking for something to watch and Cold Ones happens to drop a new vid. Cheers.

    • @shrimpinainteasy7370
      @shrimpinainteasy7370 2 роки тому +2

      It’s always a good day when the cold ones boys upload a new vid!

    • @thepedrorriva
      @thepedrorriva 2 роки тому +4

      that's exactly my case. It's awesome lol

    • @I-dont-reply
      @I-dont-reply 2 роки тому +5

      Fart

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah eating food and watching Cold Ones sounds like a bad idea

    • @st0pitliz
      @st0pitliz Рік тому

      Unless it's one where they vomit every 5 minutes

  • @fish2785
    @fish2785 Рік тому +155

    Just got an ad for homeless children then came back to max laughing after skipping it
    Life's good

  • @EVANDANE777
    @EVANDANE777 2 роки тому +13

    This is a petition for bringing back occasional “FINALLY(insert text)” moments

  • @tylerbrantner4026
    @tylerbrantner4026 2 роки тому +75

    I love how excited Chad was to order the cloak and then he didn’t even remember it or care when it arrived

  • @KitsunekoOwO
    @KitsunekoOwO 2 роки тому +47

    21:26
    Kinda wholesome that Frank was the first thing coming to his mind

  • @D_S_Y_C
    @D_S_Y_C 2 роки тому +73

    i never thought i'd hate and love an AD at the same time for all the right reasons

    • @Xenibalt
      @Xenibalt 2 роки тому

      mostly lov tho

  • @GameingGreg
    @GameingGreg 2 роки тому +14

    I love getting intoxicated while watching new cold ones videos because I could watch them sober and enjoy them like new

    • @JWolf24
      @JWolf24 2 роки тому +1

      Me too man. Life’s good right now

  • @SgtDevix
    @SgtDevix 2 роки тому +12

    The noise the glasses made when Max broke them coupled with Chad being upset about it was the funniest thing I've witnessed all week

  • @cattymushroom
    @cattymushroom 2 роки тому +60

    I never get accustomed to how good the editing is. Every time I am shocked it’s so good.

  • @ocito_
    @ocito_ 2 роки тому +197

    i wish every youtuber did their sponsor ads like my boys max and chad

    • @shrimpinainteasy7370
      @shrimpinainteasy7370 2 роки тому +6

      Check out Internet Historian, he has the best/funniest ads on UA-cam. And also Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik, his are also hilarious.

    • @phantoom7166
      @phantoom7166 2 роки тому

      @@shrimpinainteasy7370 took the words right out of my mouth

    • @BloomtooDeath
      @BloomtooDeath 2 роки тому

      chekout the yArds adds

  • @imn0tlion
    @imn0tlion 2 роки тому +251

    Thanks Max and chad I needed this

  • @dedcorpse
    @dedcorpse Рік тому +3

    22:35 ”im literally updating my glasses now, we live in a society.” - chad from joji

  • @vctdaems2593
    @vctdaems2593 2 роки тому +2

    The pissing baby is actually a replica of a monument in Brussel Belgium, and of the most famous things in Belgium

  • @ceeb420
    @ceeb420 2 роки тому +106

    Max's goblin screams and goofy laughter will always bring a smile to my face.

  • @wachsmal_stift5546
    @wachsmal_stift5546 2 роки тому +29

    There is no other content on youtube that could compete with this, Max and Chad together combined with the editing is one of a kind

  • @general...anxiety
    @general...anxiety 7 місяців тому

    21:19 this is one of my favourite cold ones vids and i come back and watch it whenever I feel like it

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 Рік тому +8

    "if i saw someone wearing all of these together i would think they're a billionaire" 😂😂😂

  • @pumpkinspatch9614
    @pumpkinspatch9614 2 роки тому +503

    crazy to think that in the past, max dressed up in a full princess outfit but now is too scared to show himself in a crop top :(

    • @steveskeletonneii6336
      @steveskeletonneii6336 2 роки тому +52

      he needs to reveal the top right now.

    • @Azetaris
      @Azetaris 2 роки тому +24

      Good, he manned up a little bit then.

    • @sagescorner256
      @sagescorner256 2 роки тому +250

      @@Azetaris yikes

    • @tomganji9582
      @tomganji9582 Рік тому +14

      @@Azetaris wow

    • @kellinward4267
      @kellinward4267 Рік тому +41

      i think the difference is that with the other outfits they were never like "revealing" they always covered the same amount of skin that a shirt would

  • @DarknessCalling
    @DarknessCalling Рік тому +82

    this is the only product review channel i trust

  • @jarisparker7137
    @jarisparker7137 2 роки тому +37

    The editing in this show is so unreal it’s super funny

  • @xzymzz
    @xzymzz 2 роки тому +9

    i’m glad you guys changed the format of the videos back to how they were, it shows that you guys actually listen to fans which is rare nowadays

  • @OogaBoogaman7
    @OogaBoogaman7 2 роки тому +10

    Seeing chad have intimate relations with a cup is something i’d never thought i’d see

  • @haydenalbrecht
    @haydenalbrecht 2 роки тому +11

    21:30 when he said "frank" I had some pretty vivid flashbacks

  • @doggo_official
    @doggo_official 2 роки тому +50

    I can never get tired of these two

  • @emporium7709
    @emporium7709 2 роки тому +1226

    its almost like chad is still with us... hard to believe he's been gone for 5 months already

  • @deece8837
    @deece8837 2 роки тому +33

    these are my FAVOURITE type of videos, LOVE EM

  • @ikkebandersen
    @ikkebandersen Рік тому +6

    Darcys role as the chair in this episode was outstanding

  • @BarefootCaveman
    @BarefootCaveman 2 роки тому +14

    I swear these editors better be getting paid damn good. Fucking 10/10

  • @adamuoldvids7052
    @adamuoldvids7052 2 роки тому +23

    The best editing team on UA-cam, Cold Ones are killing it!!

  • @kugelblitzkrieg
    @kugelblitzkrieg 2 роки тому +55

    When I saw Max and Chad buy those sunglasses I knew they probably wouldn’t survive the episode. Turns out I was right lmao

  • @Yue_Jin
    @Yue_Jin 2 роки тому +11

    22:50 wondered why we weren't getting chad's pov, should have suspected what had happened.

  • @lecrah
    @lecrah Рік тому +5

    aww max and his birdlamp!

    • @icu6585
      @icu6585 Рік тому +2

      Lamp orbs?? Bird lamp??

    • @lecrah
      @lecrah Рік тому +1

      @@icu6585 the lil fella just wanted his birdlamp

  • @bonemarrow2790
    @bonemarrow2790 Рік тому +5

    Best edit ever 16:05

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins 2 роки тому +33

    Max not understanding the electric toothbrush "stalling" is to tell you to switch sides and then throwing it away is really funny

  • @_inetuser
    @_inetuser 2 роки тому +6

    i like that you listened to the last critique and didnt cut the product review immediately after the order

  • @boog623
    @boog623 2 роки тому +88

    Love a good chaotic max episode

  • @jaidengeorge6224
    @jaidengeorge6224 Рік тому +2

    i like how unexpectedly gets rough during the samurai fight with Chad 21:16

  • @gaqqq8567
    @gaqqq8567 Рік тому +1

    21:25 A remembrance of a story, incomplete, untold to its entirety.

  • @TomatoSuplato
    @TomatoSuplato 2 роки тому +26

    Chad's and Max's friendship has been the most consistent thing in my life, love you guys

  • @jstroyer12doesgaming73
    @jstroyer12doesgaming73 2 роки тому +142

    Always a pleasure to come home to a new cold ones episode

  • @Doctor_Strain
    @Doctor_Strain 2 роки тому +22

    It’s been absolute ages since I’ve heard “leather belt? AUGH.” Surprised it hasn’t been used sooner with Chad of all people.

    • @Absolutego13
      @Absolutego13 2 роки тому +1

      Glad I'm not the only one who caught that

  • @evrrrs
    @evrrrs Рік тому +1

    that soft ' you dare challenge me?' followed by the fight was the best thing i've seen in a while, ty for the S tier content.

  • @kyleskeets2659
    @kyleskeets2659 2 роки тому +2

    Best part was the Jordans on the chair!...." Let me cop those mate "... 🙏🙏😂😂😂😂

  • @bruhdon4748
    @bruhdon4748 2 роки тому +11

    Always nice to spend time with my two best friends in this not parasocial relationship.

  • @AtticusGrim
    @AtticusGrim 2 роки тому +33

    I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

  • @deathdrone6988
    @deathdrone6988 2 роки тому +10

    My shock when Max said "Selamat Pagi". 5:53

    • @dinggo3058
      @dinggo3058 2 роки тому +2

      Yes lots of Aussie schools teach Indonesian because indonesia is a nearby country and easy language to learn

  • @hiimvantage
    @hiimvantage Рік тому +3

    9:24 this was funny for no reason

  • @sarahlee4265
    @sarahlee4265 2 роки тому +4

    Glad you guys are making more often content again. I have been feeling bored with UA-cam lately as if there's nothing to watch but I always enjoy your content. I feel like I can open UA-cam again and enjoy content

  • @mburtondavis
    @mburtondavis 2 роки тому +35

    I was thinking, “Why am I so flaccid while drinking?” And then you guys come along.

  • @pch1370
    @pch1370 2 роки тому +4

    Some channels make the ads bearable by adding their charm into it but you aren't missing out if you skip them, this channel was the only one that actually made me enjoy an ad of something that i'm not even interested in buying. lmao Love this channel, man.

  • @worm5arecool
    @worm5arecool 2 роки тому +2

    23:20 I think this is the funniest part, says the SAME exact joke. "The Fuzz Gun 2.0... What happened to the first one?."

  • @visionedfelipe
    @visionedfelipe 2 роки тому +3

    Today I kept my favorite tradition of watching your videos high as fuck. I feel I can empathize with both editors now. There is not any other way they can make this good of a job. Great content as always guys, this was really nice. Looking forward to the next one.

  • @SailorLarkspur
    @SailorLarkspur 2 роки тому +13

    Chad's genuine childlike excitement when he remembered he and Max bought lightsabers was so cute. TTvTT

  • @arulpolo293
    @arulpolo293 2 роки тому +14

    max saying "selamat pagi" just made my day lol

  • @adamjsd
    @adamjsd 2 роки тому +5

    love how chad got the red and gold cloak thing for himself and he was so excited about it and by the time they opened it he was like oh cool u keep that max 🤣

  • @adrianjaramillo8338
    @adrianjaramillo8338 2 роки тому +1

    Moral of the story don’t give max something you really wanna keep. Cause he will fuck it up

  • @SlyXSkillet
    @SlyXSkillet 2 роки тому

    Love the original layout the best thank you guys for uploading I hope this video gets more than 300k likes for next week!!!

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 2 роки тому +7

    The cold ones studio gotta have one of the weirdest variety of items in one building in the world

  • @SnailMan307
    @SnailMan307 2 роки тому +129

    I will never get tired of max destroying everything, especially when chad gets genuinely upset.

  • @iceagebaby1803
    @iceagebaby1803 2 роки тому +14

    That “ did It leave a mark?” Joke was funny as hell

  • @BigAlexgator
    @BigAlexgator 8 місяців тому +3

    12:03 did they make his eyes tiny?? I swear they did 😂😂💀💀💀

  • @EdHadder
    @EdHadder День тому

    I Absolutely Love ColdOnes Videos 💜

  • @yanko38
    @yanko38 2 роки тому +8

    how can these videos be edited so damn well. Such high quality standart, probs guys

  • @Kittii22
    @Kittii22 2 роки тому +4

    This is one of the few channels on UA-cam that still makes good content nowadays... They always made good videos even back then before Cold Ones. Love these guys!

    • @shrimpinainteasy7370
      @shrimpinainteasy7370 2 роки тому +2

      Yep. These boys and the Internet Historian are probably the two funniest/entertaining channels on YT these days.

  • @teachered9736
    @teachered9736 2 роки тому +6

    2:10 Ngl that did something for me

  • @whystudios.
    @whystudios. 2 роки тому

    adds are nostalgic. my favorite was a white van behind a garage, driving past a plastic water bottle. it advertised an air pump.

  • @sruu3
    @sruu3 2 роки тому +15

    I'd love to see an episode that they drunkenly order, then have to later guess if they bought it or fan sent lol

  • @ColinFilm
    @ColinFilm 2 роки тому +23

    Cold Ones videos brighten up my day like a double gorilla lamp. 🦍🦍💡💡

  • @H2KGaming100
    @H2KGaming100 2 роки тому +5

    Hilarious as always!! Also that editor needs a medal!! I can't imagine the work that went into those perfect meme style edits

  • @cody95
    @cody95 2 роки тому +5

    22:55 I’m dying 😂

  • @muhammadoling7988
    @muhammadoling7988 2 роки тому +2

    5:43 thats the best selamat pagi I’ve ever hear from influencer

  • @PixelStacker
    @PixelStacker 2 роки тому +27

    I can easily say that the on screen personalities are amazing, but the editing team knows how to take me from laughing to cackling. agreed!

  • @covjekbezimena
    @covjekbezimena 2 роки тому +8

    I swear this whole channel is a fever dream

  • @invaderperidot
    @invaderperidot 2 роки тому +4

    25:47 It's at this point you can hear Chad's body desperately wheezing for him to stop.

  • @user-jm8jq6lw3z
    @user-jm8jq6lw3z 2 роки тому +7

    Too see Chewbacca go to 12:33 😂😂😂

  • @manman9765
    @manman9765 Рік тому +2

    instant classic. chad looking like a cyberpunk character and in the same video the hardest ad for a chair and child shoes ever made. pure content

  • @cowsrbeefy
    @cowsrbeefy 2 роки тому +4

    23:28 i like how chad said the same joke both times

  • @HolysMoly
    @HolysMoly 2 роки тому +7

    8:40 is gold tier comedy editing holy shit good job

    • @kitspapp
      @kitspapp 2 роки тому

      The chair walk with the shoes