They have ingrained their humor to me so much, that I almost burst out laughing when my aunt announced she had aids. Genuinely super disappointed in myself. Thanks Max and Chad from ColdOnes
Watching the uncut versions on Patreon makes me realize how much work the editors put into these videos, somehow getting 2 hour long videos into 24 minutes is insane. Much respect to the editors.
They search wish with the words from the random generator website and then were supposed to use the dice to pick which one they would buy. They're saying the AI chose because it controlled what they could search
I refuse to believe they have had three videos out in the past two weeks. I feel like I haven’t watched a new video in a whole year. I’m about to binge watch these three episodes I missed.
Wow! It's taken me almost hundreds of videos to come to the conclusion that Chad is indeed in need of learning support! Hope all is well within his social worker community, too! Bless Max for being so kind.
Funniest vid you guys have made in ages, me and my gf were laughing our heads off when Max started beating the shit out of the boxes with cartoon sound fx and then said "watch out, sometimes these get broken during shipping"
My favorite thing about these wish videos is so much time passes between the orders and they get so drunk while they're ordering it's as if someone else ordered them a bunch of insane stuff they're vaguely familiar with
I want to know who made the table they use for their videos. The amount of abuse that table has gone through and it's still in one piece is impressive 😂
The fact they went in public with those outfits is the second funniest thing in the world. The first is Max saying he cant fight Chad or he’ll be cancelled
They have ingrained their humor to me so much, that I almost burst out laughing when my aunt announced she had aids. Genuinely super disappointed in myself. Thanks Max and Chad from ColdOnes
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NO
Auids
why would she be announcing that to her family…
does your aunt have snake aids or ogre aids?
@@Perfinn Because in Puerto Rico (especially in the older side), people just share everything with their family.
I want a whole episode where they compete to buy each other the funniest outfit they can from Wish.
That'd be great, I was so happy they actually went out in their outfits.
and go to a bar wearing it
Give us this please mr cold one
Yeah, I think their episodes may need more direction. Sometimes it can be hit or miss for me.
I need to see some cheap ballet costumes and crappy pointe shoes👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Watching the uncut versions on Patreon makes me realize how much work the editors put into these videos, somehow getting 2 hour long videos into 24 minutes is insane. Much respect to the editors.
That is one of the more tedious things to content creating, editing things so that it is entertaining.
amazing that they still trust max to hold glass objects
No joke. Im waiting for the day its plastic and a good gotcha moment can happen.
Amazing they trust Max around any glass objects at all
@@Titantitan001 That shit would need to be like epoxy resin to survive one of Max's onslaughts.
@@saltylemon4436 after I saw the hammer. Maybe metal
TO TEA!
I love that they keep blaming the AI when they were the ones who selected the products
Scott was probably like "what the fuck are they talking about"
i love that max is looking like he´s gonna visit columbine high school
@@mask9537 w idubbbz.
They search wish with the words from the random generator website and then were supposed to use the dice to pick which one they would buy. They're saying the AI chose because it controlled what they could search
They were also using an MtG spindown counter instead of a real d20, spindowns have all the numbers next to each other
Max' destructive power has no limits. I feel very bad for Scott and at the same time respecting his patience with all these antics.
Chad: Scared to put horse oil on his skin
Also Chad: Smokes Frankincense and unknown Chinese herbs out of a Wish crack pipe with no hesitation
"If it gets you lit it cant be shit"
~me
What video was this because i wanna see that
@@clyne8835 dreckssteifen rp
@@clyne8835 from the video “wish items that are not legal (but we bought them anyway)”
It was ephedra Chinese herbs. Which is basically a plant version of amphetamines.
I love how max bought 17 trucker shirts but didn’t let chad pick silver 😂
Ngl I feel a lil bad for chad sometimes
@@rtblax5135 but then he breaks the cool stuff and I instantly don’t feel bad anymore
@@blanket4763 max breaks more
@@vvvvvv66666your joking right?
you spelled baught wrong
lmao them going outside with that outfit like they are some fashion trendsetters made me laugh so hard. you guys should order more weird clothes.
do u know the song they were playing there
The fact that they went outside with them makes this video even better. More of this please.
that was one of my favorite moments on their channel, i needed that laugh
Yeah that segment was great! Love to see stuff like that.
@@Watchman-co8es
M0k9k
do u know the song they were playing there
Max and Chad looking like they'll tell their favourite friend not to come to school tomorrow by the end of the video.
I was waiting for this one
trenchcoat mafia
I was waiting for this lmao
@@lachlank.8270 the mafia does wear trench coats so ur not wrong lol they'd run a drunken mafia that barely collects debts and goes bankrupt overnight
Which turns out to be each other, so neither show up the next day 😂
"the boxcutter, a boxers worst enemy" that was so good hahaha, thank you for that.
I love how this has just become “let’s order cool shit we want and make a video so we can write it off as business expenses” I love this channel lmfao
None of stuff was cool though. Lol
@@jde824 Chad bought a 1000 dollar jacket because he thought it looked nice lmfao
the souljawitch pfp goes hard
@Absurd Beats No. That’s just wrong.
consumerism :/
There's some kind of primal force that awakens in Max whenever he sees the "careful, glass" sign on packages.
also whenever he sees something potentially edible
He’s funnier then both of U!
@@JacksonGWaxand ur the least funny
I refuse to believe they have had three videos out in the past two weeks. I feel like I haven’t watched a new video in a whole year. I’m about to binge watch these three episodes I missed.
Max's boxcutter joke was perfect. Chad not getting it was even better! 😂
im kinda embarrassed i didnt get it until chad explained it lol
These boys are singlehandedly keeping wish afloat with they antics.
*youtube
These boys are youtube keeping wish afloat with they antics
their*
Their boys are youtube keeping wish afloat with they antics.
@@ekoreko4271 I know what I said, it wasn't meant to be "their" in the first place 🤡
Max slowly transformed into blade, its the universe where hes also a chinese trucker
Scott is such a good babysitter for these special needs children, god bless 🙏🏼
I like how Chad is 75% literate, yet wildly successful
That’s what society is pushing for sadly
@@cadegcnbro’s just saying shit
@@cadegcnChad may only be 75% literate but he is a lot more funny than any of us can ever hope to be
@@cadegcn Comedy existed before society
@@cadegcnwhat is bro yapping 'bout
I love that max gets excited about eating items just because they’re non-toxic 😅😂
The way their fits actually came together is unbelievable
Frrrr tho I envy their drip
2:52 THE DEVIL THE DEVIL WITH A- BEER🗣 🔥 ❗ 🗣 🔥 ❗🗣 🔥 ❗ 🗣 🔥 ❗
Honest to god these could come out once every three months and it would be fine, props for pumping them out
Agreed but if they came out every 3 months they probably wouldn’t be able to afford to keep doing it
Don’t give them ideas
Don't say shit like that.
@@1stviper1 bruh they make 150k a month on patreon alone they'd be fine lmao
Bi weekly
I love how 3 minutes into the video it devolved into max buying trucker shirts
And then proceeds to yell, "Why are there so many shirts?!?!" 😂
Could watch an hour long video of max buying trucker shirts ngl
Max looks like he went to columbine high school in the 90s...
This is insane
Bro said that
22:25 love the "Don't go to Cold Ones tomorrow" montage.
Wow! It's taken me almost hundreds of videos to come to the conclusion that Chad is indeed in need of learning support! Hope all is well within his social worker community, too! Bless Max for being so kind.
I love how this can actually be a genuine comment
Bro that's kinda rude you should listen to bert jansch
Max looks like the kinda guy to tell someone not to come to school the next day
Can we appreciate how consistent they've been uploading recently
It's December so they want money
@@atsuki7199 think of it as a Christmas gift lol
Lesson learned: don't ever tell Max that something is fragile
how about just don't give it to max in the first place :P
My favorite youtube duo that has never changed for years and im glad!
Max: “Keep your eyes closed.”
Chad: 👁👄👁”they’re closed!”
Max looks like he's about to tell Chad not to come to work tommorow.
literally columbine shooter aesthetic tho
@@eriktegnanderandresen7393 lol what the fuck did you just write, it’s funny but the way you worded it gave me an aneurism
@@papajohn5279 we're just joking around papa john, don't get upset over a 2015 meme lol
I knew this shit was coming 🤣
14:22 i love how maxs immediate reaction is to eat it
thank god i needed a cold ones ep right about now
fr
Theyre so lucky they have scott...
Max went full chaos and just bought loads of trucker shirts instead, but scott salvaged it by making them a game
“Martini glasses, we need some of those for the office” is a fucking great line
I love how much chad and max are normalising not remembering anything you did a few weeks ago
they said they did it 10 months ago
WE LOVE MAX AND CHAD!!!
We sure do.
real
Yeah aaaamate
@pyro maniac you and me both
They're kinda mid tbh, I like the little fella more :/
5:56 How this has aged so well...
the sound effects when Max was smashing the box had me laughing so hard I was struggling to breathe
I love that Max and Chad literally point out exactly the same things almost a year later.
Funniest vid you guys have made in ages, me and my gf were laughing our heads off when Max started beating the shit out of the boxes with cartoon sound fx and then said "watch out, sometimes these get broken during shipping"
I dont think I'd get tired of these vids. Thank you for pumping them out pretty quickly!
ARE YOU A CHINESE TRUCKER? DO YOU F*** YOUR TRUCK?
Show your Pride with our New Trucker Collection 👉 shirtz.cool/trucker
⚠LIMITED TIME ONLY⚠
I FUCK MY TRUCK
I have aids
I love u cold ones
I HAVE ARTHRITIS
@@radzs9939 we have aids
You know the alcohol levels are way of when Chad is the calm, responsible one.
Scott getting unironically mad at Max and Chad is so real
Time?
@@neinja66469 6:56
true
@@phichay1000
20:40 max looks like he told his friend not to come to school tomorrow
Again, the editing is * chef's kiss * fantastic. Pay raises all around.
“No a box cutter! A boxers worst enemy!” Had me rolling
The whole episode I was thinking how much I wanted them to go out in those outfits. And then they actually did, awesome.
I wish chad had the ocarina on him idk y💀💀
Prezoh is the unsung hero of these videos making max smashing everything glass somehow still funny after he does it every video 😭😭😭
Wearing that in public must demand so much respect. Hope to see more of that in the future
The way max laughed uncontrollably at that maga dude is hilarious and made my day
That*
@@montmurillo8291 day*
@@montmurillo8291 dad
@jimmydarling4009 left*
21:01 "Some of you are alright, don't come to school tomorrow"
I love that you guys added the review pics from the products so funny mate
Top tier episode! The jokes were perfect, and the fits were so scuffed they came together fresh at the end.
Honestly this is all I wanted for my birthday and the boys delivered on another instant classic
Happy bday
happy birthday man!!!
Happy bday
Happy birthday 🥚😎
happy birthday!
An instant classic of a Cold Ones Video.
How did they gloss over the leather duster being itemized as "WW2 German Officer's Coat" lol
I love how Max's trademark gag has become eating stuff
And breaking shit
>flashbacks to his old videos
He’s been a walking garbage disposal for a decade
And trucker shirts
14:10 14:23 i fucking love the way he just immediately bites into shit with no hesitation
Glad to see the cold ones cold sore cleared up in that 10 month wait.
I have the feeling Max is about to tell me not to come to school tmrw with that outfit in 20:54 😭
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
and ball sacks
13:47 look at max’s ultimate turtle in shell move. He did that defensive move in like .01 seconds reaction time LmFAO
When max went ham on the fragile box with the goofy sound fx I lost it 🤣💀
Max looked like he was dressed to go visit a school at the end of the 90s.
Lol there were still dudes dressing like that at my high school when I graduated in 2006.
18:28 the jacked on max lookes kinda fire. man i wish we could see the whole video at the end, seeing them play billiards
the angle with Chad's walk at 22:26 goes absolutely hard
to all the cold ones editors, you are the best
21:53 columbine is getting real worried right about now
We need more Cold Ones content outside the studio!
I love how Chad was like "I'm ordering this for a friend" then Max smashes all the glass 😂
Chad’s outfit screams chill weed vibes. Massive legend
This is funnier because max spent like an hour buying shirts and got pissed there were so many shirts
I might be all about restoring things BUT this is restoring humanity! Love you guys, keep it real like alway
20:44 max literally look like a colombine shooter 🧐😂
I came to find this comment 😭😭😂😂
"it does say non toxic" putting a lot of faith in the honesty of wish lol
I find it deeply hilarious that Max asked why there are so many trucker shirts ahahah
an idea that you guys should try as a segment, trying out food from people that sell on facebook marketplace.
every episode of cold ones lately has been a fucked up fever dream and I love it.
Love how Max unintentionally made a perfect Columbine shooter cosplay.
21:10 Max looking like he would tell you not to come to school tomorrow.
Honestly surprised how hard their fits go.
They look like school shooters 💀
they look like school shooters
Love how everyone was ok with letting max think an AI made all these decisions
My favorite thing about these wish videos is so much time passes between the orders and they get so drunk while they're ordering it's as if someone else ordered them a bunch of insane stuff they're vaguely familiar with
17:21 my man out here lookin like he bouta murder me in da alley way 😭😭😭
It's beautiful to see Cold Ones posting more frequently
My therapist told me to watch u guys when i’m depressed. Works surprisingly well
Any else noticed the role change lately. Max is now off the rails while Chad is trying to hold it together 🤣
watching max turn into dylan klebold and Chad into one of the South Park matrix guys was one hell of a ride.
max looks like a quiet kid, and chad is dressed as if hitler was still alive and instead of invading countries, he ate them.
I want to know who made the table they use for their videos. The amount of abuse that table has gone through and it's still in one piece is impressive 😂
If u like Table abuse, u should watch Kentucky Ballistics😂
Max is so damn unhinged when he's drunk. Like holy hell, he is actually kinda scary
The fact they went in public with those outfits is the second funniest thing in the world. The first is Max saying he cant fight Chad or he’ll be cancelled
I love this show. But I hate when they just break things. Especially before it's opened. Hurts my soul every time
FLAMINGO
BOTTOM TEXT
13:14
"Me after I'm done with my truck."
"Honestly, it feels kinda good on the skin."
"YEAH I FUCK MY TRUCK"
max was lost the entire time thinking some AI picked these things when he's the one who spent 30 minutes looking at trucker shirts
18:24 Mr. X from Resident Evil after 1 month of McDonalds diet.