We Spent $10,000 on the Dumbest Gifts

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2020
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  • @coldones
    @coldones  3 роки тому +1692

    Download genshin or else 😡 (pls)
    Mobile: t.co/42O7oIkcxt
    PC: t.co/hs6ooaNrFB

  • @Sacrifice117
    @Sacrifice117 3 роки тому +9237

    i cant wait for the two african children to be on the alcoholic podcast show.

  • @BrendenTurtle
    @BrendenTurtle 3 роки тому +4995

    "I thought we said no shit gifts"
    "You got me 22 cans of beans..."
    Fucking dead lol

  • @phavifizzalexander2950
    @phavifizzalexander2950 3 роки тому +6246

    “Chad, for christmas i got you two african children”

    • @barebonesjones
      @barebonesjones 3 роки тому +104

      Just what I wanted, thanks Santa!

    • @crusty_
      @crusty_ 3 роки тому +47

      11.000 each

    • @natemillertime26
      @natemillertime26 3 роки тому +36

      Did we ever get an update?

    • @UhhHalo
      @UhhHalo 3 роки тому +23

      @@crusty_ $1100

    • @joshuar622
      @joshuar622 3 роки тому +34

      "Lets get em on the show"

  • @sethtrottier522
    @sethtrottier522 3 роки тому +3268

    I can’t believe you Sponsored two African kids for the meme. Best meme ever

  • @maxmoefoePokemon
    @maxmoefoePokemon 3 роки тому +18325

    You guys have gone downhill

  • @connorlynn4891
    @connorlynn4891 3 роки тому +1120

    I purchased you two african children. Best gift ever.

    • @orrissirro
      @orrissirro 3 роки тому +10

      I awww'd out loud at that part. That was actually really cool of them.

    • @ASDASD34RDFS
      @ASDASD34RDFS 3 роки тому +2

      Actually really nice

    • @GintokiGod
      @GintokiGod 3 роки тому +7

      Spending 1.1k on african children for a joke is dedication lol

  • @Pudding_Pupp
    @Pudding_Pupp 3 роки тому +563

    Imagine being such good friends that you get each other the same gift.

  • @ashleighcalvert8937
    @ashleighcalvert8937 2 роки тому +74

    They always make jokes about being gay but the most adorable domestic thing was Chad saying he loved the cologne and it reminded him of Max very sweet

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 3 роки тому +2223

    Buying Max anything Nintendo related is a bad idea, there is a 90% chance that he already owns whatever you bought him.

  • @tylerunderground
    @tylerunderground 3 роки тому +3857

    Flash back to last year when they gave eachother gifts so good that they cried *Edit* only Chad cried

    • @saladcuck855
      @saladcuck855 3 роки тому +93

      *chad* cried

    • @tylerunderground
      @tylerunderground 3 роки тому +59

      @@saladcuck855 huh, I guess I remember them both? Maybe I’m combining the joji clip where max cried. My memory is trash

    • @pogsandwich7312
      @pogsandwich7312 3 роки тому +37

      ngl it was cute

    • @tylerunderground
      @tylerunderground 3 роки тому +12

      @@pogsandwich7312 hell yeah!! I’m so jealous

    • @cvsper6571
      @cvsper6571 3 роки тому +6

      What video is that? I haven't seen it

  • @HelloImRaconteur
    @HelloImRaconteur 3 роки тому +632

    Chad holding Max's hair back when he's drinking beer is adorable 😂 9:28

  • @that_boi_BK
    @that_boi_BK 3 роки тому +75

    When chad dubbed him self in saying "albedo", I felt that

  • @davidkpomalo
    @davidkpomalo 3 роки тому +880

    Meme gift: literally donating 1.1K to African childrens...
    Excellent

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 3 роки тому +6085

    Merry Christmas cuties

  • @hexes5122
    @hexes5122 3 роки тому +88

    “My whole house is plants” I didn’t think it was possible but I just fell a little more in love with Chad

  • @dannywynn5553
    @dannywynn5553 3 роки тому +66

    “I thought you said no shit gifts?!”
    “You bought me 22 cans of beans”
    LMFAOOOOOO

  • @videojames01
    @videojames01 3 роки тому +1646

    They speak French in Chad, bonheur means happiness

  • @FiLiX
    @FiLiX 3 роки тому +1041

    i took the liberty of purchasing you some african kids *ad starts playing*

  • @samonicle2002
    @samonicle2002 2 роки тому +40

    You guys’s friendship just shines through your chemistry. These videos are funny wholesome and fucking well edited. Keep it up boys!!

  • @justsumdude7437
    @justsumdude7437 2 роки тому +19

    5:05 holy shit max named a whole country after his friend that's so cool

  • @Ty-hf2pz
    @Ty-hf2pz 3 роки тому +1830

    The fact Max sponsored kids in Chad, in chads name, is so underrated. Thank you Max.

    • @uncookedshoe
      @uncookedshoe Рік тому +3

      it’s Tchad

    • @instakillgaming
      @instakillgaming Рік тому +1

      @@uncookedshoe chad

    • @bwanatise
      @bwanatise Рік тому +2

      @@uncookedshoe are you from an Dutch/Afrikaans, German or French speaking area?

    • @s1ckboirari
      @s1ckboirari Рік тому +41

      they said on patreon podcast that they still sponsor them and get pictures of them every now and then

    • @mayalvarez3863
      @mayalvarez3863 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@s1ckboirarithis is the best reply, my day has been made

  • @TheForerunner117
    @TheForerunner117 3 роки тому +2065

    I could watch an hour of max and chad making huge bubbles just going “holy fuck... holy shit.”

  • @lonci2244
    @lonci2244 2 роки тому +7

    I'm wondering how Chad's black kids are doing...

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome 2 роки тому +20

    It’s hilarious how they even got each other the same gifts at some point. This video is so sweet. In a weird way

  • @WhitecapPXQ
    @WhitecapPXQ 3 роки тому +822

    Nothing makes me laugh harder then Max yelling “SHUT UP” at inanimate objects

  • @mrwhatszittoya1
    @mrwhatszittoya1 3 роки тому +1134

    Lol they were basically paid to buy themselves gifts. The world is a amazing place

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 3 роки тому +13

      An*

    • @luigi2blue
      @luigi2blue 3 роки тому +6

      well i mean thats how capitalism works dude

    • @mrwhatszittoya1
      @mrwhatszittoya1 3 роки тому +7

      @@Dimitri88888888 you’re cool

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 3 роки тому +4

      @@mrwhatszittoya1 thanks and you're welcome.

    • @pikkuhc
      @pikkuhc 3 роки тому +7

      @@Dimitri88888888 ya beat me to it bud. The world needs more assholes like us

  • @ReadyBeforeYou
    @ReadyBeforeYou 2 роки тому +9

    9:01 "he's about to accomplish some big things"... how right, yet so wrong you were. But the empty shelves and high gas prices are pretty big.

  • @RN-fx3zl
    @RN-fx3zl 3 роки тому +20

    These episodes are so rewatchable

  • @Tomubone
    @Tomubone 3 роки тому +1641

    "i love that smell it reminds me of you"
    Can you both kiss already jeeze

    • @chupcake005
      @chupcake005 3 роки тому +76

      they have no business being that cute to each other I love it

    • @Lucas-sf6km
      @Lucas-sf6km 3 роки тому +39

      No. They both can't cheat on pyro. They kissed him already

    • @pantsmage970
      @pantsmage970 3 роки тому +44

      No, it's the tension that keeps us coming back because this is the love story for ages

    • @noahm44
      @noahm44 3 роки тому +2

      Gayyyyy

    • @jordanraaths3808
      @jordanraaths3808 3 роки тому

      Eeew fuck no

  • @rosarosa981
    @rosarosa981 3 роки тому +157

    I can’t believe that two grown adult men vaping into large bubbles was so beautiful.

  • @autumnleaf3667
    @autumnleaf3667 3 роки тому +15

    “Night shirt” is the gift version of turning the plate of picnic food over in the trash can

  • @olivermeadowsbrooks1169
    @olivermeadowsbrooks1169 2 роки тому +6

    They 100% should’ve done the Skyrim “you’re finally awake “ meme when he wiped the silly string off the camera lens

  • @joshchilds228
    @joshchilds228 3 роки тому +618

    “I love that smell, it reminds me of you alittle bit” chad bein cute

  • @ManekiYo
    @ManekiYo 3 роки тому +168

    "Merry Christmas my back hurts" I felt that.

  • @zaleofsiteb
    @zaleofsiteb 3 роки тому +12

    Max: It's your superhero costume!
    Chad: [immediately becomes a supervillain once wearing all the pieces]

  • @splash1099
    @splash1099 3 роки тому +19

    I felt that in my heart when he said it’s a representation of me and you.

  • @mikestar5968
    @mikestar5968 3 роки тому +244

    “No meme gifts”
    *opens meme card game”

  • @crimet0ad
    @crimet0ad 3 роки тому +389

    the bubble part genuinely put me in a really contemplative frame of mind, thanks for another year of vids boys, i hope to see you again before the new year

    • @crimet0ad
      @crimet0ad 3 роки тому +8

      happy holidays btw

    • @aIiiive
      @aIiiive 3 роки тому +6

      You too

    • @clairesv
      @clairesv Рік тому +1

      @@aIiiive wholesome

    • @aIiiive
      @aIiiive Рік тому

      @@clairesv mf this was 1 year ago

  • @chuckles_chuckles_chuckles1019

    I still want Bruno and Bonar on the show

  • @PotatoKing219
    @PotatoKing219 3 роки тому +379

    When the world ends on new years, at least Max will be able to survive with his stockpile of Beans.

    • @TrentendoGaming
      @TrentendoGaming 3 роки тому +5

      It'll be the division challenge all over again

  • @enbyriot9088
    @enbyriot9088 3 роки тому +311

    chad kissing max’s cheek unironically made my heart soft

    • @7olkan
      @7olkan 3 роки тому +15

      we need an onlyfans with those two

    • @8BitTorrent
      @8BitTorrent 3 роки тому +5

      Same. Their friendship gives me life

    • @lucithecoolest
      @lucithecoolest 3 роки тому

      Huh where?

  • @leifhill
    @leifhill Рік тому +19

    5:20 i cant explain it but this was weirdly so cute to me. just imagining that chad actually got that for him completely unironically cause he thought it was cool

    • @benharrison5561
      @benharrison5561 Рік тому

      🥺

    • @Notpoop906
      @Notpoop906 4 місяці тому

      Chad often makes fun of Max's teeth. I feel like he probably bought that so he could say "now you can make some new teeth" but he either forgot about the joke all together like when he bought sponges or he decided it was too mean.

  • @mr.heffner5280
    @mr.heffner5280 3 роки тому +9

    I love how emotional chad is, makes me smile more than I’ve ever smiled in my life because I hate myself

    • @Charlie1875
      @Charlie1875 2 роки тому

      Ikr, this video is so fucking wholesome

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 3 роки тому +468

    *Surprised they didn’t buy each other too many alcohol related gifts.*

  • @YassinElMohtadi
    @YassinElMohtadi 3 роки тому +325

    Maxmoefoe : *screams*
    My brain : that's the funniest shit i've ever heard

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 3 роки тому +15

    “Chad got me these Yeezy’s”
    THESEEZY’S bruh
    THEEZY’S

  • @andygeez6048
    @andygeez6048 2 роки тому +4

    "I thought we said no sh!t gifts"
    "You got me 22 cans of beans"

  • @SMA2343
    @SMA2343 3 роки тому +400

    I can’t believe two Australians got promoted by Genshin before Joey who plays it like his life depends on it

    • @Exilitate
      @Exilitate 3 роки тому +24

      Genshit

    • @m3kyah_489
      @m3kyah_489 3 роки тому +2

      Big shit

    • @nicodemuslee
      @nicodemuslee 3 роки тому +37

      dont gotta pay for promotion if the guy gives it to them for free, sadly!

    • @kohuya1885
      @kohuya1885 3 роки тому +3

      They got the wrong aussie

    • @jojak0512
      @jojak0512 3 роки тому +2

      genshit poopact

  • @dolphinchair7491
    @dolphinchair7491 3 роки тому +359

    Damn imagine being able to afford gifts for homies

  • @ilovetitties7413
    @ilovetitties7413 3 роки тому +7

    No matter how depressed I am you two always manage to make me laugh. Thanks for always making life easier.

  • @saljavin3287
    @saljavin3287 3 роки тому +11

    14:23 Finally max releasing some of his chaotic energy out on the drums oh how I can't wait to see what the future holds for these too goof balls

  • @LaniakeaLeathercrafts
    @LaniakeaLeathercrafts 3 роки тому +55

    1:30 missed opportunity to put Max and Chad in the Skyrim wagon

  • @PhidSillips
    @PhidSillips 3 роки тому +273

    *Merry Christmas Everyone* :)

  • @brunobuccerrati7628
    @brunobuccerrati7628 2 роки тому +12

    "Im a sucker for plants"
    We all know what plant he's talking about

  • @brucky7822
    @brucky7822 3 роки тому +2

    I really appreciate that there wasnt really any meme items. this felt way more genuine thumbs up good job guys.

  • @theplug5660
    @theplug5660 3 роки тому +28

    12:30 that was probably the most peaceful event in cold ones history

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 3 роки тому +109

    Max was so proud that the two African kids live in Chad 😂

  • @gleshknichi5677
    @gleshknichi5677 3 роки тому +2

    I love these two so much. Great vids.

  • @autopsyjuice6648
    @autopsyjuice6648 2 роки тому +1

    I love that there’s actually thought put into these and not just the dumbest shit

  • @PuregoldSTF
    @PuregoldSTF 3 роки тому +87

    This is surprisingly wholesome.

  • @philipg7756
    @philipg7756 3 роки тому +160

    Chad last year: buys meme gifts then feels bad
    Chad this year: money means nothing to me

  • @prodgoswamii
    @prodgoswamii 2 роки тому

    i love how wholesome max is, three things he already had and he absolutely loved it

  • @cXspXr
    @cXspXr Рік тому +6

    14:07 i aspire to have a bond this strong with someone

  • @rhaegal5650
    @rhaegal5650 3 роки тому +92

    1:39 love that subliminal messaging in the background when the sponsor is mentioned

  • @manofspice
    @manofspice 3 роки тому +71

    A new episode of Cold Ones is the best gift for any occasion

  • @captainpain_qc7982
    @captainpain_qc7982 Рік тому +2

    this video is now a holiday tradition. I will come back to it every year untill my last breath.

  • @victorvalnad5340
    @victorvalnad5340 3 роки тому

    I love your friendship so much.
    Merry Christmas sweeties!

  • @somebrokecollegeguy
    @somebrokecollegeguy 3 роки тому +64

    "I thought we said no shit gifts"
    "You got me 22 cans of beans"

  • @beridus
    @beridus 3 роки тому +32

    Its actually really nice you sponsored those kids. I'm sure that'll help them a lot and was a really nice Christmas present to them.

  • @Pamaj420
    @Pamaj420 3 роки тому +10

    11:46 *ITS A BUG!!*

  • @brandenart
    @brandenart 14 днів тому +1

    3 years, no update on the Chad boys. I fear the worst.

  • @johnmitchell15
    @johnmitchell15 3 роки тому +78

    May your drinks be merry and your grog be joyous and when Christmas Day strikes you shall be filled with happiness

  • @the_peefster
    @the_peefster 3 роки тому +37

    "OOH I can use that as a pajama shirt" I'm sure we've all used this line when getting a shirt we would not be caught wearing lmao

  • @ayz553
    @ayz553 3 роки тому +7

    Best thing about coming back from a 3 month bootcamp has to be the vids I get to pick up on

  • @usern2842
    @usern2842 3 роки тому +6

    The best part of this is when Max just says "ITS A BUG"
    got me good

  • @midnite_in_november
    @midnite_in_november 3 роки тому +256

    Chad is such a thoughtful friend...burning shadows, mario legos, yeezys, beans, pikachu alarm clock, and more
    And then there’s Max: I got u gifts from wish, fiverr, and also u are now supporting two African children

  • @dadfromprison288
    @dadfromprison288 3 роки тому +45

    Not gonna lie, this is my favorite UA-cam channel.

  • @cashplus4467
    @cashplus4467 3 роки тому +2

    please make one every year. and give this man more cards of the Pokemon variety!!

  • @eugeneevergreen3850
    @eugeneevergreen3850 Рік тому +1

    "We'll fuck with this in a future video"
    They did not

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 3 роки тому +310

    If Chad was Santa, you would have to leave out alcohol, weed, and cocaine instead of milk and cookies.
    EDIT: by request I added weed.

    • @Maelakai
      @Maelakai 3 роки тому +8

      Nah alcohol and weed

    • @manawearblack
      @manawearblack 3 роки тому +3

      That’s what I get my kids to leave out haha

    • @CheeseAlderman
      @CheeseAlderman 3 роки тому +4

      Haha, in UK you leave alcohol out for father Christmas.

    • @BellumCarroll
      @BellumCarroll 3 роки тому +8

      @@CheeseAlderman same with Australia. Beer for Santa, carrots for the reindeer

    • @the_carvinator
      @the_carvinator 3 роки тому +2

      I feel like edibles instead of cocaine

  • @tobitobi9097
    @tobitobi9097 3 роки тому +33

    "Two Australians been moronic and wholesome at the same time" Brought you by GENSHIN IMPACT

  • @meggy8699
    @meggy8699 Рік тому +1

    when Max gifted Chad his cologne and they got to have a little bro moment about smelling the same on how Chad likes it because it smells like Max. I love yall sfm

  • @GayHippie
    @GayHippie 3 роки тому

    I really think the "grogged games" from the cold ones channel are the best things you guys put out.

  • @gabymarr2634
    @gabymarr2634 3 роки тому +79

    Seeing chad and maxy have genuine fun with the giant bubbles warms my heart. ugh 🥺

  • @abednegokurio9244
    @abednegokurio9244 3 роки тому +48

    This is the single greatest Genshin Impact ad I’ve ever seen

    • @brammutje15
      @brammutje15 3 роки тому

      It's actually a really good game

    • @joaorichter9970
      @joaorichter9970 3 роки тому

      Ganyu isn't even out yet tho. But i do appreciate the gift code

  • @roachdoggjr6893
    @roachdoggjr6893 3 роки тому +16

    Gensin is the last thing I would expect to sponsor this

    • @gabe3282
      @gabe3282 3 роки тому

      true since genshin community is the least edgiest community

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 3 роки тому +4

      @@gabe3282 yeah they're all pedos instead

    • @roachdoggjr6893
      @roachdoggjr6893 3 роки тому

      @@myamdane6895 where does this come from? I think the community sucks but pedophilia claims aren't something to just swing around.

    • @D3niz3n
      @D3niz3n 2 роки тому +1

      @@roachdoggjr6893 because so many genshin fans sexualise klee, qiqi, and diona

  • @howtokillsnapdragons
    @howtokillsnapdragons 3 роки тому +2

    There were legit beautiful moments in this video ;-;

  • @fu5ionazzo188
    @fu5ionazzo188 3 роки тому +229

    Still cant believe that genshin impact , a wholesome game, sponsored these legend crackheads.

    • @49531
      @49531 3 роки тому +17

      Actually a pretty good game, didn't expect it to be like this. it's kinda a clon of legend of zelda breath of the wild, but a good one. With payments of course, but u can grind ur way. Plot is kinda bruh, but alright.

    • @armorken3184
      @armorken3184 3 роки тому +16

      wish it wasn't owned by a chinese company they basically hold the developers hostage

    • @777DBZFF
      @777DBZFF 3 роки тому +12

      Wholesome? The Chinese spyware app?

    • @Immor7alBG
      @Immor7alBG 3 роки тому +8

      @@777DBZFF Didn't you know? If you like something that makes it ''wholesome''. Thats how the term works according to some people.

    • @touchpadnm1
      @touchpadnm1 3 роки тому +3

      People really just throw the word wholesome into fuckin anything now huh

  • @dianamungaray
    @dianamungaray 3 роки тому +37

    I never thought I'd see a genshin impact sponsor for this channel

  • @0HoesYamem
    @0HoesYamem 3 роки тому +3

    I love how they destroy everything and still the room looks good af

  • @bowland775
    @bowland775 2 роки тому +1

    I fucking love you guys. Please don't ever stop.

  • @Gambit_YT
    @Gambit_YT 3 роки тому +161

    I will pay BIG money for that chad poster tho...

    • @lewisbaitup6352
      @lewisbaitup6352 3 роки тому +11

      I mean who wouldnt

    • @rudlum7250
      @rudlum7250 3 роки тому +24

      Id frame it on my ceiling in my room so i can wake up to that wanker

  • @cadaver7334
    @cadaver7334 3 роки тому +11

    Ok but aside from the laughs and goofs, they are really good friends

  • @ej_whoelse3216
    @ej_whoelse3216 3 роки тому +24

    I’ve been going through a breakup and this put a smile on my face

  • @stinmkytoe
    @stinmkytoe 3 роки тому +17

    1:25 proper missed out on the opportunity to make a ‘hey you, you’re finally awake’ Skyrim meme there boys

  • @saintblankie
    @saintblankie 3 роки тому +22

    I hope they don't get robbed again. Merry Christmas everyone!

  • @joelavila8978
    @joelavila8978 2 роки тому

    Been rewatching this all year long, but not it finally feels appropriate

  • @travis4272
    @travis4272 3 роки тому

    The one gift I've been waiting for. Merry Christmas yall!

  • @aRandomFish1
    @aRandomFish1 3 роки тому +4

    9:30 Chad held up Max's hair so it wouldn't get beer in it. You're too good for this world Chad