We Spent $10,000 on the Dumbest Gifts
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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#Christmas #Unboxing #Gifts
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Approved
Bruh
Bungus
I want else
Else it is
i cant wait for the two african children to be on the alcoholic podcast show.
lmfao
Bruh 😂
plz get them on there
Max: so what it like be egg?
Bruh
"I thought we said no shit gifts"
"You got me 22 cans of beans..."
Fucking dead lol
I have autism
I mean 22 cans of beans.
Could a done 25
How can you not want 22 cans of beans lol
@@garfijon1433 Fair point lol
I can’t believe you Sponsored two African kids for the meme. Best meme ever
Yes
@@livelaughlove1320 yes
“Chad, for christmas i got you two african children”
Just what I wanted, thanks Santa!
11.000 each
Did we ever get an update?
@@crusty_ $1100
@@UhhHalo man i always wanted to own my own african kids named bono and for only 1100 us dolans?!! Woowee what a steal xd
The fact Max sponsored kids in Chad, in chads name, is so underrated. Thank you Max.
it’s Tchad
@@uncookedshoe chad
@@uncookedshoe are you from an Dutch/Afrikaans, German or French speaking area?
they said on patreon podcast that they still sponsor them and get pictures of them every now and then
@@s1ckboirarithis is the best reply, my day has been made
Imagine being such good friends that you get each other the same gift.
They speak French in Chad, bonheur means happiness
No, it means boner
@@xXxsecretspell11xXx lol same thing
Yeah, but if you say "happiness" with a French accent, it sounds like "a penis", so it works out.
Hell yeah it does 😂😂😂
Yes it does
You guys have gone downhill
helo
eggs
jeff
honestly i think they need to delete this channel it's not the same anymore
Give this cute couple a break man
They always make jokes about being gay but the most adorable domestic thing was Chad saying he loved the cologne and it reminded him of Max very sweet
I purchased you two african children. Best gift ever.
I awww'd out loud at that part. That was actually really cool of them.
Actually really nice
Spending 1.1k on african children for a joke is dedication lol
Flash back to last year when they gave eachother gifts so good that they cried *Edit* only Chad cried
*chad* cried
@@saladcuck855 huh, I guess I remember them both? Maybe I’m combining the joji clip where max cried. My memory is trash
ngl it was cute
@@pogsandwich7312 hell yeah!! I’m so jealous
What video is that? I haven't seen it
Chad holding Max's hair back when he's drinking beer is adorable 😂 9:28
I thought he was trying to pull him away
*AIIIIDS*
Meme gift: literally donating 1.1K to African childrens...
Excellent
It was 1,100$ not 10,000$
@@klownSyndrome my bad, done
Merry Christmas cuties
Merry Christmas to you duck man
I have presidential aids
MERRY CHRISTMAS DOLAN THE DUCKER!!!
Nicknger
Gay
“My whole house is plants” I didn’t think it was possible but I just fell a little more in love with Chad
He means drugs
I could watch an hour of max and chad making huge bubbles just going “holy fuck... holy shit.”
Bruh me too
Me three
the music was so fucking relaxing too
Just an entire video dedicated to that would be awesome
what was the song
Nothing makes me laugh harder then Max yelling “SHUT UP” at inanimate objects
14:23
same
“I thought you said no shit gifts?!”
“You bought me 22 cans of beans”
LMFAOOOOOO
i took the liberty of purchasing you some african kids *ad starts playing*
It was such great timing
I got an ad about African kids LMAO
@@Faulheit lucky
america. ha. liberty. ftw the win
Lol they were basically paid to buy themselves gifts. The world is a amazing place
An*
well i mean thats how capitalism works dude
@@Dimitri88888888 you’re cool
@@mrwhatszittoya1 thanks and you're welcome.
@@Dimitri88888888 ya beat me to it bud. The world needs more assholes like us
When chad dubbed him self in saying "albedo", I felt that
"i love that smell it reminds me of you"
Can you both kiss already jeeze
they have no business being that cute to each other I love it
No. They both can't cheat on pyro. They kissed him already
No, it's the tension that keeps us coming back because this is the love story for ages
Gayyyyy
Eeew fuck no
You guys’s friendship just shines through your chemistry. These videos are funny wholesome and fucking well edited. Keep it up boys!!
I can’t believe that two grown adult men vaping into large bubbles was so beautiful.
the bubble part genuinely put me in a really contemplative frame of mind, thanks for another year of vids boys, i hope to see you again before the new year
happy holidays btw
You too
@@aIiiive wholesome
@@clairesv mf this was 1 year ago
5:05 holy shit max named a whole country after his friend that's so cool
LMAO
chad kissing max’s cheek unironically made my heart soft
we need an onlyfans with those two
Same. Their friendship gives me life
Huh where?
"Merry Christmas my back hurts" I felt that.
It’s hilarious how they even got each other the same gifts at some point. This video is so sweet. In a weird way
“I love that smell, it reminds me of you alittle bit” chad bein cute
I can’t believe two Australians got promoted by Genshin before Joey who plays it like his life depends on it
Genshit
Big shit
dont gotta pay for promotion if the guy gives it to them for free, sadly!
They got the wrong aussie
genshit poopact
I felt that in my heart when he said it’s a representation of me and you.
Maxmoefoe : *screams*
My brain : that's the funniest shit i've ever heard
I love you
The ''*SHAT AP SHAT THA FACK AP*'' was really funny tbh
*Surprised they didn’t buy each other too many alcohol related gifts.*
ok
*haha init*
They said on one of the podcasts that they don’t drink much, only on the show
Max: It's your superhero costume!
Chad: [immediately becomes a supervillain once wearing all the pieces]
“No meme gifts”
*opens meme card game”
Chad last year: buys meme gifts then feels bad
Chad this year: money means nothing to me
These episodes are so rewatchable
Damn imagine being able to afford gifts for homies
Welp atleast u got 69 likes now ;)
imagine having homies.
get your money up
Chad is such a thoughtful friend...burning shadows, mario legos, yeezys, beans, pikachu alarm clock, and more
And then there’s Max: I got u gifts from wish, fiverr, and also u are now supporting two African children
They 100% should’ve done the Skyrim “you’re finally awake “ meme when he wiped the silly string off the camera lens
1:30 missed opportunity to put Max and Chad in the Skyrim wagon
actually lmaooo
My exact thoughts hahahahah
12:30 that was probably the most peaceful event in cold ones history
5:20 i cant explain it but this was weirdly so cute to me. just imagining that chad actually got that for him completely unironically cause he thought it was cool
🥺
Chad often makes fun of Max's teeth. I feel like he probably bought that so he could say "now you can make some new teeth" but he either forgot about the joke all together like when he bought sponges or he decided it was too mean.
A new episode of Cold Ones is the best gift for any occasion
*Merry Christmas Everyone* :)
That just made me smile :)
@@mlghax0242 pog
Happy Holidays :)
Marry Crisis!
Feliz navidad 🎄
I love how emotional chad is, makes me smile more than I’ve ever smiled in my life because I hate myself
Ikr, this video is so fucking wholesome
Max was so proud that the two African kids live in Chad 😂
"OOH I can use that as a pajama shirt" I'm sure we've all used this line when getting a shirt we would not be caught wearing lmao
1:39 love that subliminal messaging in the background when the sponsor is mentioned
"Two Australians been moronic and wholesome at the same time" Brought you by GENSHIN IMPACT
Raid shadow legends could never
“Chad got me these Yeezy’s”
THESEEZY’S bruh
THEEZY’S
This is the single greatest Genshin Impact ad I’ve ever seen
It's actually a really good game
Ganyu isn't even out yet tho. But i do appreciate the gift code
May your drinks be merry and your grog be joyous and when Christmas Day strikes you shall be filled with happiness
"Im a sucker for plants"
We all know what plant he's talking about
?
@@dementiagaming8301 weed
@@brunobuccerrati7628 ok thx
If Chad was Santa, you would have to leave out alcohol, weed, and cocaine instead of milk and cookies.
EDIT: by request I added weed.
Nah alcohol and weed
That’s what I get my kids to leave out haha
Haha, in UK you leave alcohol out for father Christmas.
@@CheeseAlderman same with Australia. Beer for Santa, carrots for the reindeer
I feel like edibles instead of cocaine
Seeing chad and maxy have genuine fun with the giant bubbles warms my heart. ugh 🥺
I'm wondering how Chad's black kids are doing...
Not gonna lie, this is my favorite UA-cam channel.
"I thought we said no shit gifts"
"You got me 22 cans of beans"
I still want Bruno and Bonar on the show
Still cant believe that genshin impact , a wholesome game, sponsored these legend crackheads.
Actually a pretty good game, didn't expect it to be like this. it's kinda a clon of legend of zelda breath of the wild, but a good one. With payments of course, but u can grind ur way. Plot is kinda bruh, but alright.
wish it wasn't owned by a chinese company they basically hold the developers hostage
Wholesome? The Chinese spyware app?
@@777DBZFF Didn't you know? If you like something that makes it ''wholesome''. Thats how the term works according to some people.
People really just throw the word wholesome into fuckin anything now huh
I never thought I'd see a genshin impact sponsor for this channel
11:46 *ITS A BUG!!*
I will pay BIG money for that chad poster tho...
I mean who wouldnt
Id frame it on my ceiling in my room so i can wake up to that wanker
Gensin is the last thing I would expect to sponsor this
true since genshin community is the least edgiest community
@@gabe3282 yeah they're all pedos instead
@@myamdane6895 where does this come from? I think the community sucks but pedophilia claims aren't something to just swing around.
@@roachdoggjr6893 because so many genshin fans sexualise klee, qiqi, and diona
Ok but aside from the laughs and goofs, they are really good friends
9:30 Chad held up Max's hair so it wouldn't get beer in it. You're too good for this world Chad
14:23 Finally max releasing some of his chaotic energy out on the drums oh how I can't wait to see what the future holds for these too goof balls
Nothing warms my heart like seeing these two give each other gifts
Chad and Max's friendship gives me faith in humanity
14:07 i aspire to have a bond this strong with someone
I hope they don't get robbed again. Merry Christmas everyone!
this video is now a holiday tradition. I will come back to it every year untill my last breath.
Max buying african children reminds me of the south park episode with starving marvin
Max does not have the same vibe without his chipped tooth.
Why was their sponsor actually the best and most detailed one ever
1:40 I saw it you saw it
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, GO GET DRUNK! ~responsibly~
bro im 12
@@isyriex4675 get drunk on water or milk
I love that there’s actually thought put into these and not just the dumbest shit
this reminds me of the old Cow Chop Christmas swap thing they did
Mad props for the $1,100 sponsor! Nice to see that the $10k wasn’t totally wasted on absolute shite.
13:50 damn i wish it's a photo of the old gang, max, George, Ian and Chad together
that photo is better lmao
Is nobody gonna talk about how scary the sponsor bit is? its so uncomfortable seeing chad just look deeply while hes talking about this anime game
LIYUE
The best part of this is when Max just says "ITS A BUG"
got me good
Chad:"More grog, we have to get lit!"
Max: oh god no
Chad coming in clutch with all those burning shadows packs
"I thought we said no sh!t gifts"
"You got me 22 cans of beans"
60 primo gems and 10k mora. That’s really good for unlocking characters
I laughed too hard at this
STOPPPP 😭😭😭 i’ll take it though
The fucking Legendary Gifter himself is back! I thought last year was amazing, Max is the single most heart felt person I've ever seen on youtube! Every gift this guy gives is absolute genuine!
And sponsoring children in need for a gesture gift is even more fucking legendary!! Max is my hero
I really appreciate that there wasnt really any meme items. this felt way more genuine thumbs up good job guys.
11:35 "it's a representation of you and me" - xD
I’ve been going through a breakup and this put a smile on my face
me too
Fun genshin impact lore fact Ganyu’s hips are that wide that she once killed a monster by choking it to death after it swallowed her whole
9:01 "he's about to accomplish some big things"... how right, yet so wrong you were. But the empty shelves and high gas prices are pretty big.
this editing style is actually amazing. give your editor a raise
13:00 wholesome giggle
Why did them gracefully playing with bubbles get me in my feelings
I’ve never seen a man more serious than chad in that advert for genshin impact